#my *ahem* powerhouse

[sobeautifullyobsessed]

Wouldn't you have Defender and vanilla Stephen tho? 😏😏😏

Wait, wait, wait...

Didn't I just call my preferences vanilla? Me being a good lapsed Catholic girl--for the most part 😉. Stephen is NOT vanilla- reread the tags...I believe I said 'powerhouse'. Hand on heart, he's the only Stephen for me.

@doctorstrangeaskblog

((Mun however has a special place in her heart and imagination for Defender, though he shall never displace 616 Stephen as the god of my idolatry. I still would only have one Stephen at a time. I mean, hello, even the smut I write is Romantic. Ain't changing my stripes anytime soon.😏))

#nope nope nope #don't even think of implying I'm not loyal to #my magic man #my sweet baboo #my *ahem* powerhouse #I'm seriously committed to him #BeautifullyStrange

[underworld-park-offical]

PIP: Yes and I'll get the uhm

PIP: I'll get the uh

PIP: I’ll get

PIP: …

PIP: Lemme get ahhhh

PIP: Boneless Pizza 

PIP: And uh

PIP: Two liter of uh

PIP: Coke

HEIDI: …

HEIDI: The fuck kinda pizza?

HEDI: And the two liter machine broke, we got one liter tho

PIP: The fuck you mean B?

PIP: Alright look, 

PIP: Let me get that pizza BONELESS

HEIDI: Uh? Pizza don't got bone in it

PIP: Tf did I just say then

HEIDI: U said "Lemme get it BONELESS " like pizza got a damn bone in it

PIP: Y'all got BONES in ya shit then

HEIDI: Nah

PIP: So what's the problem?

HEIDI: DICK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it

PIP: Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh how many times I gotta say it

HEIDI: Bruh jus explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless?

PIP: If it don't got bone in it iss boneless

HEIDI: Son, what school u go to

PIP: dawg I don't understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS  DEADASS

HEIDI: I'm deadass not making this pizza…

PIP: Fine, then you deadass  better get me exactly what I want

PIP: Why are you so…

PIP: frumpy?

HEIDI: Excuse me?

PIP: You heard me

PIP: You won't even get me a boneless pizza 

PIP: How do you think that makes you look?

HEIDI: erm.

PIP: FRUMPY

HEIDI: You wanna play that way, huh?

HEIDI: Number 1, F = (m)(a) = (1000 kg)( 3 m/s²) =

3000 N.

PIP: What.

HEIDI: HMMMM a = F/a = 200 N / 2.5 m/s² = 80kg

PIP: Is there a manager I can speak to?

HEIDI: OHHH, YOU WANT THE ANSWERS  TO THE CROSSWORD ???

HEIDI: Ahem

HEIDI: One is centripetal, two is negative acceleration, three is plate tectonics, four is relative motion, five is slope—

PIP: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

HEIDI: SIX IS SPEED, SEVEN IS AVERAGE SPEED

PIP: WHAT'S EVEN THE GODDAMN DIFFERENCE?!

HEIDI: OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!

HEIDI: AHEM

HEIDI: THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL PIP: CAN I JUST GET PIP: MY GODDAMN PIP: FOOD PLEASE

TWEEK: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING NICE??? PIP: I AM BEING NICE!!

TWEEK: BY YELLING??? PIP: FUCK YOU RESPECTFULLY

HEIDI: OKAY FINE, I'LL GET YOU YOUR GODDAMN BONELESS PIZZA OR WHATEVER DUMB QUEER SHIT YOU ORDERED

HEIDI: What do you want you low budget Super Sonic?

TWEEK: Uh yeah uh

TWEEK: What's this thing?

HEIDI: Do you have are stupid?

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: What?

HEIDI: Do you.

HEIDI: Have are.

HEIDI: Stupid?

HEIDI: Bitch?

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: What nonsense are you speaking?

TWEEK: What

HEIDI: That is a MENU

HEIDI: Say it with me

HEIDI: MEN

HEIDI: U!

TWEEK: Oh! A Meenew!

TWEEK: Cool!

PIP: Ignore him, he’s an imbecile

TWEEK: Hey! I'm not…

PIP: Anyways, he’ll have a pudding

HEIDI: We don't serve pudding here

TWEEK: No… no pudding???

HEIDI: No sir, we don’t have pudding

TWEEK: ( starts to cry like a lil bitch )

HEIDI: …

HEIDI: We have jello?

TWEEK: IT'S NOT THE SAME!! WAHHHHH!!!

PIP: He’ll just take a coffee

TWEEK: I DON'T WANT COFFEE!! I WANT PUDDIN!!

PIP: Shut

PIP: The

PIP: FUCK UP!

PIP: (SLAP )

TWEEK: ( Ugly Crying )

HEIDI: O….

HEIDI: Kkkkkkayyyyy…

HEIDI: What does the walking fetus want?

PIP: The what?

HEIDI: The child

HEIDI: What can we get for your child?

TWEEK: Right! My

TWEEK: My child

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: Her names Silly String

HEIDI: Cool

HEIDI: Cool cool cool

HEIDI: What does… HEIDI: Silly String

HEIDI: Want to eat

TWEEK: Uh…

TWEEK: What do kids eat?

TWEEK: Do  kids even eat?

HEIDI: Yes, kids eat, captain obvious

PIP: Tweek she’s eating a crayon

TWEEK: Oh

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: Do kids eat crayons?

PIP: No

PIP: No they do not

HEIDI: Does

HEIDI: Does Silly String

HEIDI: Want the jello instead?

TWEEK: No

TWEEK: I'm not feeding her that garbage

PIP: Can we just get a round of tater tots?

PIP: Please

HEIDI: Sure

HEIDI: Whatever gets me to stop talking to you 

HEIDI: And whatever gets me paid 

PIP: Well! That went over nicely!

TWEEK: You slapped me

PIP: It's a start

TWEEK: No

TWEEK: It's really not 

PIP: I'm recovering

PIP: I'm changing

PIP: I'm metamorphosing

PIP: I'm evolving

TWEEK: …

TWEEK: Whatever

TWEEK: You seeing this shit, Silly String? 

SILLY STRING: ( Grunt of disapproval  )

PIP: What, so you’re getting your child to hate me too?

TWEEK: You  hate us

PIP: I mean

PIP: True

PIP: But I'm changing

TWEEK: Liar

PIP: Okay I'm lying

PIP: But Estella put me in a fucking time out

PIP: So I have to act  nice

PIP: Even though I really

PIP: REEEEALLY

PIP: Don’t want to be

SILLY STRING: ( confused grunt )

TWEEK: Estella's your grandma, Silly String 

SILLY STRING: ( surprised grunt )

PIP: Ugh

PIP: I hate Mum…

TWEEK: You see her as a mom too?

PIP: I

PIP: Uh

PIP: NO PIP: I NEVER SAID THAT

PIP: She's just so overprotective of us all the damn time

PIP: IT'S ANNOYING

TWEEK: SHhh

TWEEK: Don't shout!

TWEEK: There's people behind us…

TWEEK: Why the fuck are they looking at us like that?

PIP: It's the queer stare

PIP: They're harshly judging you

TWEEK: Oh god…

TWEEK: Heyyyyy

TWEEK: Silly String, say hi

SILLY STRING: ( excited grunting  )

TWEEK: You all look

TWEEK: SO  cool

TWEEK: Did you come from the Pride Parade?

TWEEK: Er- I mean…

TWEEK: Uh…

TWEEK: This is my son

TWEEK: …Daughter?

TWEEK: Child?

TWEEK: I don't know what Silly String is…

PIP: Didn’t you call her, “her ” earlier?

TWEEK: I mean,

TWEEK: YEAH

TWEEK: That doesn't mean I know

TWEEK: Wait

TWEEK: What are  you, Silly String?

SILLY STRING: ( I don't know grunt )

PIP: It's a mystery!

PIP: How are you all this lovely evening?

PIP: Just SWELL I presume?

TWEEK: Pip your eye is twitching

PIP: IT'S HAPPY SEIZING!!!

TWEEK: No… no pretty sure it's twitching

PIP: HAPPY. SEIZING. I'M SO JOYFUL I'M EXPRESSING IT THROUGH MY EYE!

TWEEK: …Sure…

(Edits made by @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan)

#craig tucker #hellpark #craigfluencer #south park #southpark #sp #south park edits #underworld park #underworld park pip #underworld park clyde #underworld park hype house #underworld park tweek #underworld park tolkien #underworld park estella #underworld park gregory #underworld park kyle #underworld park kenny #underworld park bebe #underworld park thomas #gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker #team gregory cutie pie 3rd

[hrodvitnon]

Shimo Stuff From The Novelization

So, we got some new lore thanks to the GxK novelization. To start with, there’s a bunch of Shimo stuff. Namely:

- Shimo was the one who originally froze Ghidorah in the ice, meaning she’s the big reason he was out of commission for so long. This also means that Shimo could probably kick Ghidorah’s ass if need be, which is probably a sore point for the genocidal space noodle’s pride. 

- Shimo’s breath can freeze/slow down atoms. 

- The Iwi knew of and referred to Shimo as “the original Titan”, or “the ultimate Titan” or “quintessential Titan”. It is not elaborated on what this means.

- Shimo was quite likely the previous Alpha before Godzilla prior to her capture and imprisonment by Scar King, which lines up neatly with the idea she was Ozymandias’ mate. Whether they were co-Alphas and had a King & Queen relationship like Goji and Mothra is up to you, but I like to believe this was the case.

- Shimo is at bare minimum 3 million years old.

- Shimo and Kong are “bonded”. No idea what this means, but shippers go wild.

- The Shard is implied to have been part of Shimo.

Beyond that, we also have some other stuff:

- All animal life on the planet is implied to have originated from the Hollow Earth. This is already implied in the movie itself, but the novelization is more in your face with it. 

- Kong can sense Godzilla and Mothra are like “family” (HUSBAND AND WIFE HUSBAND AND WIFE HUSBAND AND WIFE HUSBAND AND-Ahem). 

- Jia was chosen because as a deaf Iwi, she could detect Mothra’s vibrations somehow.

- Godzilla absorbed part of Tiamat’s DNA. Initiate cope about how we can somehow revive her in the main MV timeline.

- Remains of Mechagodzilla are in the Monarch facilities my Assimilation!Ren AU is alive and well

- The mere existence of Shimo could potentially lead to government attempts to take over the Holloa Earth, which could cause a “world-ending event”.

- Godzilla likes Rome because the architecture reminds him of his old temple. We are never getting him out of that goddsmn coliseum.

- Project Powerhouse was built using MechaG tech.

- Red painted Skar King apes are called “Red Stripes”.

- Several new Titans/Pseudo-Titqns mentioned or given names.

---

Time to get the novelization!

I’d said in one of the many previous asks that maybe Goji finds the Colosseum vaguely familiar enough to be cozy, and it’s really cute (and bittersweet) that he likes architecture that reminds him of home... and it’s also sad, because that implies Goji can feel homesick...

IT’S ON THE CHARACTER SHEET NOVELIZATION, MOSUGOJI IS CANON

#submission #godzilla x kong: the new empire #gxk spoilers

[artzychic27]

Total Drama AU

Alec: This... Is Total Drama Island! I have gathered thirty teenagers looking for their fifteen minutes of fame for a chance to compete in many grueling challenges, all for the chance to win the grand prize of one million euros! Many will succeed, many will fail and get sent home in the Loser Chute until there's one left standing! Who will get sent home in shame? And who will go home with all this cash? *Holds up a suitcase full of money... Only for it to get swept away by the strong gust of the blades of a helicopter flying overhead* ... Shit... Find out right here! Right now! On Total! Drama! Island!

*Conmercial Break*

Alec: Welcome to Total Drama Island! It’s time for you to meet our contestants! First up are the residents of the infamous Akuma Class! All but two of them have been akumatized! First is plucky hopeful fashion designer, Marinette Dupain-Cheng!

Marinette: Do I have to jump out- *Chef pushes her out the helicopter* AAH!

Alec: Fashion model/all around nice guy, Adrien Agreste!

Adrien: *Jumps out of the helicopter* SUCK IT, DAD!

Alec: Super hero super fan! Alya Césaire!

Alya: Wait! I gotta protect my phone! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* NOOO!!

Alec: The mellow deejay, Nino Lahiffe!

Nino: *Holding onto to Chef* I don’t wanna die, man! *Gets grabbed by the back of his shirt and tossed out of the helicopter* I WANNA LIVE!

Alec: Prissy little dictator, Chloé Bourgeois!

Chloé: This wasn’t in the contract, you jerk! *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* SABRINA!

Alec: And her assistant, Sabrina Raincomprix!

Sabrina: I’m coming, Chloé! *Jumps after Chloé* Wait! Why is that my title?!

Alec: The emo side of Tumblr, it’s Nathaniel Kurtzberg!

Nathaniel: *Gripping onto the sides of the doorframe as Chef tries to push him out* YOU CAN’T MAKE ME! I DON’T WANNA!

Alix: Watch your ass, Nath!

Nathaniel: Alix, NO! *Alix pushes him out and jumps after him*

Alec: And roller skating powerhouse, Alix Kubdel! Next it’s everyone’s favorite Himbo, Le Chein Kim!

Kim: I’ll show you guys how to dive like a boss! *Prepares to swan dive, only for Chef to push him out* DAMNIT!

Alec: Science wiz, Max Kanté!

Max: *As he’s falling* This has to be illegal!

Alec: Lovable sunshine girl, Rose Lavillant!

Rose: *Doing aerial spin as she falls* I’m flying!

Alec: Dark and brooding queen of darkness, Juleka Couffaine!

Juleka: *Falling without a care* I’m not brooding.

Alec: Tough guy with a heart of gold, Ivan Bruel!

Ivan: Myléne! Hold onto me!

Alec: And his mousy girlfriend, Myléne Hapréle!

Myléne: Why did I agree to this?!

Alec: What a bunch of weirdos, right?! Next up is the class with only three akumatized students! We’ve got future author, Marc Anciel!

Marc: *Gets pushed out of the helicopter* THIS CAN’T BE SAFE!

Alec: Aspiring actor, Jean Duparc!

Jean: *Backflips out of the helicopter* This is how you make an entrance!

Alec: Little Miss Perfect, Aurore Beaureal!

Aurore: I HATE YOU, ALEC! *Jumps out of the helicopter and slows down her descent with her parasol*

Alec: You too! And the girl in her shadow, Mireille Caquet!

Mireille: SHUT UP! *Jumps out of the helicopter*

Alec: The lesbian your parents warned you about, Reshma Leghari!

Reshma: Was that necess- *Gets pushed out of the helicopterI AAH!

Alec: Tough Shorty, Ismael Prisk!

Ismael: *Flips Chef off on his way down* FUCK YEAH!

Alec: Pacifist Bodybuilder, Denise Cabello!

Denise: You suck, Alec! *Jumps out of the helicopter*

Alec: Tech nerd, Simon O’Connor!

Simon: *Chef throws him out of the helicopter* Denise! Avenge me!

Alec: Spunky Black Sheep, Cosette Bellamy!

Cosette: *Kicks Chef in the shins* SUCK IT! *Takes Zoé’s hand and they jump out of the helicopter together* YEAH!

Alec: And the King of New York, Zoé Lee! Right after them, Lacey Greene!… Who is scaling out of the helicopter. Great.

Lacey: What? You gotta stand out if you wanna win this thing!

Alec: Well, if that’s all-

Vivica: Ahem!

Alec: Oh, right. Vivica… I forgot her last name, but she’s a musician.

Vivica: Ugh. *Jumps out the helicopter*

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb ocs #akuma class #science kids #total drama island #mlb au

[rwac96]

Happy Birthday, Blake!

Her amber eyes focused on the gathering in front of her, making her ears twitch. Seeing her friends and parents present in her the mansion where she grew up. Ruby Rose stood next to Weiss Schnee, the former grinning with glee while the later gave her teammate and friend a friendly smile. Meanwhile, Yang Xiao Long stood next to her parents; Ghira and Kali Belladonna. Blake's eyes sparkled with wonder, stepping towards her nearest and dearest. The five approached the Faunus, bringing her into a group hug.

"Aww, guys," the former White Fang member gushed, "this' wonderful."

"I'd knew you love it," her mother cues to her only daughter, playfully squishing her cheeks. That made Blake blush, as the blonde brawler playfully punches her shoulder.

"It's your B-Day, KitKat," Yang spoke with a chuckle, "you'd honestly think we forget."

The Stealthy of Team RWBY attempted to hold back a chuckle, while Ruby and Weiss approached their friend and teammate with wrapped up gifts. The ebony-haired young woman turns to the duo, grabbing a hold of Weiss' gift. She begins to tear off the custom, SDC ribbons and opened the box.

"Hmm," Blake blinks, pulling out what looks like a book. "A spin off of Ninjas & Love. Thanks, Weiss," she approached the former heiress, wrapping her arms around her for a quick hug.

"You're welcomed," Weiss replies, "though, I had to overcome my mother's questions and assumptions." The wielder of Myrtenaster says, rubbing at the back of her pale, porcelain neck.

"Open mine!" Ruby says with excitement, bouncing up and down. "Open mine!" She holds out her own wrapped up box, likely made from a unique material in Patch.

Blake sighs as she grabs the box from her leader's hands, beginning to tear away at the ribbons and opens the cardboard. "Oh," she pulls out what looks like unique, custom made chamber rounds that can fit Gambol Shroud. "you made these, Ruby?"

"Uh-Huh," the silver-eyed girl nods, "made through my own blood sweat and tears." The young Huntress wipes at her forehead, "This baby can hold any experimental Dust, if you're feeling dangerous."

"I'll keep that in mind," Blake said with a light chuckle, "thanks, Ruby."

"Ahem," the Belladonna patriarch clears his throat, making the three members of Team RWBY turn to see a large quilt. It made all three stare with widened eyes; Ruby gushing at the sight, Weiss gazing in confusion, and Blake gawking in embarrassment. It was large quilt with images of Blake throughout her infancy and early childhood stitched in. "Happy Birthday, sweetie," Ghira said with pride in his voice.

"We and the others on the Island worked very hard on this, Blakey," Kali coos to a blushing Blake.

"It looks so adorable," Ruby squeals, while Weiss did her best to hold in her laughter. "Look at lil' kitty Blake's cheeks. They're so squish-able!"

"That's...unique," Weiss says, placing her right hand over her lips, doing her best not to laugh for her friend's sake.

"Oh, Gods," Yang cackles, wrapping her prosthetic arm around her best friend's waist. "a total parent present."

"T-Thanks Mom," Blake said, her yellow eyes glancing down at the floor. "Thanks Dad...you shouldn't have." 'You really shouldn't have,' the younger Cat Faunus thought.

"Hey," Ruby spoke up, looking around the Belladonna household. "Where's the others?"

"And that's my que," the blonde powerhouse says as she released her teammate, approaching the double door to the mansion. She pulls them open, revealing Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Lie Ren and Ilia Amitola carrying what looks like a large birthday cake. It sported Blake's colors: Black, purple, yellow and grey. "Here's my present!"

"And better late than never," Jaune says through gritted teeth, "we've been carrying this since we got off the Airship!"

"You could've at least helped us out," Ren groaned, as his teammates and Illia carried the large cake into the house.

"Hey," Nora chuckled, "anything for the birthday girl." She winked towards Blake, who arches a eyebrow in confusion.

"Illia?" She spoke up to the chameleon Faunus, who gave her a quick nod.

"Hey," the other former White Fang member greets her childhood friend and former crush. "I think three of your friends are coming," she then gestures to a trio stepping inside of Blake's home.

Oscar Pine hums as he entered, alongside Neptune Vasilias and a pregnant Pyrrha Nikos. The three members of Team JNPR and the Chameleon Faunus placed the cake down. Ren and Nora groaned, the former arching his back while the former collapsed onto the floor. Jaune exhales, approaching his pregnant lover; who caressed his hands.

"That's a big cake," Ruby comments, staring at the pastry with hunger in her eyes; licking her lips.

"Well, we had to carry the damn thing," the orangette of Team JNPR said with a roll of her eyes, as she massaged her right arm. "and all for Yanger's idea of a gift."

"The thought is what matters," Pyrrha spoke up, turning to team RWBY. "Also, Happy Birthday, Blake."

"Thanks guys," the yellow-eyed girl says as she studied the cake, then takes a headcount of those present. "Hold on?" She turns to the blue-haired Huntsman, "Hey, Neptune, where's Sun?"

"Aand that's your cue," Yang says, lightly tapping at the large cake; which suddenly shuddered and shaked.

This made everyone blink in confusion, having an idea of the Monkey Faunus' whereabouts. Suddenly, the top of the pastry erupts as a certain blonde Faunus emerged out with a jubilant shout. He stood before the gathered party, naked as the day as he was born.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE!" Sun Wukong hollered, sporting a wide grin on his face.

"Good Lord!" Weiss Schnee shrieks, turning away from the naked leader of Team SSSN.

"Welp," Nora folds her arms over her chest, "that certainly explains the weight."

Jaune Arc simply faints, to be caught by his beloved; despite her current condition. Pyrrha simply clears her throat, focused on the father of their growing child. Lie Ren facepalms, while Neptune groans in exasperation. Oscar and Ruby looked away as well, while Illia opens her mouth in agape. Ghira simply scowled at his daughter's boyfriend, while Kali playfully jabs his elbow.

"Don't make that face," she playfully chastised her husband, "you did that when we were younger."

"So," Sun spoke to the wide-eyed Blake with a goofy-yet-seductive smile on his face. "lovin' the sight of your present~?"

"Sun," she clears her throat, gesturing to the shocked and silent party guests. "Yang," she shifts her amber eyes to her teammate, "time and place!"

#text prompt #text post #text posting #fanfiction #fanfic #rwby #rwby au #rwby fanfiction #team rwby #team jnpr #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #sun wukong #rwby sun wukong #neptune vasilias #oscar pine #illia amitola #ghira belladonna #kali belladonna #blacksun #rwby blacksun #arkos #rwby arkos

[shitpostingkats]

*hops back onto my yelling about Jaden/Yusei parallels bullshit*

Ahem. Their titles.

 While Yugi won being “King of Games” and fought to defend it several times, Jaden and Yusei both had theirs forced upon them. With Jaden, it’s the Supreme King, The Gentle Dark (banger of a name, btw). It’s handed down to him through sheer quirk of birthright, a prophecy he’s destined to fulfill, a promise of all his power. Everyone is looking to him to be this powerhouse of darkness, a king. But the oxymoron of it.  The idea that darkness is inevitable, is all-consuming, but above all, is peaceful??? Top tier.

And Yusei. Satellite’s shooting star. Direct contrast to the night sky, the constant, the rank of Jaden’s ‘Supreme King’. Yusei’s name something scrappy and lively and brief and, I cannot stress enough, given to him by the city he resents. The announcer of the fortune cup came up with it, and it was also intended as a self-fulfilling prediction. Because sure, it sounds pretty, because New Domino can’t risk an upset crowd by insulting him directly, but shooting stars are brief. They’re something you ogle at the novelty of before moving on. Before they sputter and blink out. 

But Yusei defies expectations and continues to burn.

#I just really like their thematic contrasts okay #'The sun to my moon' <<<<<< 'The stars to my night sky' #yugioh #yugioh gx #yugioh 5ds #ygo gx #ygo 5ds #jaden yuki #judai yuki #yusei fudo #starshipping

[redeyeflyguy]

Wonderful Things That May or May Not Wonderful!!! Have you seen photos of anglerfish? Unless you have very specific tastes, I don't think that "cute" is a word that you could use to describe them…unless you're in the world of Pokémon in which case, by all means. Chinchou and Lanturn were introduced in Generation 2 (The Gold, Silver & Crystal games) to add to the growing catalog of aquatic monsters. As previously implied, they are both based on the angler fish though Chinchou's connection is definitely more subtle compared to its evolution (though its shape may be based on the fact that one type of angler fish is the footballfish). However, in both cases, the light on their antennae trades out glowing bacteria for raw electrical power which grants them their secondary typing, access to some shocking attacks, and the ability Volt Absorb, which true to form, takes any electricity thrown against them and turns it into healing. I do think Chinchou is the more relevant of the two considering it has a more unique design, a less on the nose name and while it's not a powerhouse, it has carved out a strong place in the Little Cup circuit. That being said, I still have a soft spot for Lanturn who was a valuable member of my favorite team that I ever ran in Heart Gold (his name was Louie). And above all, they are both cute as heck. Look at those faces. That's wonderful right there. BONUS WONDERFUL!!!: Also, ahem…LOOK AT THIS SUPER DELIGHTFUL HOLIDAY CHINCHOU PLUSHIE WITH THE LITTLE HAT WITH THE HOLLY BERRIES AND THE RED, GREEN AND WHITE RIBBONS AND JUST OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, IT'S SOOOO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!…ok, c'mon. Is this really a surprise at this point?

#wonderful #chinchou #lanturn #pokemon #creatures #gen 2 #johto #game freak #heart gold #soul silver #crystal #stuffed animals #key chain #little cup

[asktheoger]

💖 Oh boy okay, Lav where can I even start? Hope you don't mind my random plant self rambling in here. I know we don't interact often buuuut Aya's blog has single-handedly become one of my mini-obsessions, I will admit I've missed chunks here and there of your blog but my god do I get dragged back in every time I catch a new chunk of content from you. MY GOSH DO I LOVE AYA SO MUCHHHH ;; She's a little ball of love and chaos that needs to be protected at ALL COSTS. Not to mention the parent trio, EEE I LOVE THEM!! It's such a nice breath of fresh air to see a child who's obviously VERY loved. As the heathen who made North's blog, I gotta say I ADORE seeing other blogs that centred around CHILDREN WHO JUST WANNA BE CHILDREN. ✨ I just love seeing what silly little shenanigans they can get up to, how they interact with others, what their caretakers are like and how they grow over time. I love seeing families so much, especially Aya's! Your art just adds so much charm and energy to it too, your characters are so expressive and easy to interpret. I suck at knowing what expressions characters are making sometimes, yours are very clear and impactful too I love it. 🥺 Thank you for putting so much effort into every detail. Let's not even get started on you as a person, my god are you a POWERHOUSE of ART and AMAZING DESGINS. I have so much fun just viewing your main art blog too. Gotta say I'm super weak for that genshin content you have. OH, HOLD UP, WAIT WAIT, I didn't even mention your writing, *AHEM* 😭 GIVE ME YOUR WRITING SKILLS!!! /LH /POS You're so good at, what the heccckk!! I love reading the writing you include with your little ask blog posts. Even your just talking about your OCs has me hooked. It's always such a fun read when I see stuff like that. I'm so excited to see more content from you whether that's ask blog-based or just your are you non-ask blog stuff!! Gotta say, Please keep up the amazing work!! 💞

WAAAAUUUGHHHHH THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!?! ;; I'm so so glad you're enjoying Aya and her dads and the shenanigans she gets up to!!

Also, about the Genshin content? Well. Uh. I might just be starting to write a little fic about it..... ^^

#ooc #lav speaks

[entomolog-t]

Some of my favorite tropes have already been asked, but if we’re wanting a super specific G/t trope:

Athletic giantesses with hearts of absolute gold.

Like, we’re talking pro athletes, CrossFit herbos, Herculean female powerhouses. Women who could catch a falling skyscraper on their back to save a crowd, then sweep up their sweetheart and smother them with kisses.

Talk me through it, doc. What’s up with that? Why do I like that so much?

Back at it again !!

Its a pleasure to be back in office.

There are quite a lot of interesting concepts to break down in this trope; Gender role subversion, muscle and size and their relationship with power dynamics and sub-dynamics (trust, security, submission) and parental modeling.

Lets proceed in order.

Gender role subversion

The typical societal norm for women tends to be airing towards the more submissive, and less physically intimidating. A *ahem* "giantess muscle mommy waifu," as the kids say, is a significant subversion of typical societal norms. This creates two intertwined themes; subversion/role reversal and taboo. There is something very intriguing about things that go against the grain. There are many theories as to why this is such as repression and expression of free will for example. Free will is particularly interesting, as it really emphasizes the rebellious nature of humans, despite us being a pack/group/society driven species. Essentially, by going against the societal norms we reinforce our own individuality. Normally this is not a conscious thought, and instead something that manifests within what we repress (the shadow, for any of you who enjoy Jungian philosophy). When something is repressed from our conscious to subconscious, it tends to manifest in strange ways; dreams, fantasies, desires, and even what we project onto others.

Fatigue within ones own role is also a driver for these kinds of role reversal fantasies. The societal expectations of ones gender can be overwhelming. Men are expected to remain stoic emotionally, and strong physically. While the roles are not as clear cut as they were decades ago, the expectations can still leave many people weary, as they can be forced to repress parts of themselves (emotionality, weakness, fear etc..) and the circumstantially forced reversal of those roles in fantasy acts as a form of catharsis. A reprise from the demands of those around them, and the freedom to be accepted as you are.

I would highly recommend you list out traits you associate with Giantesses in fantasy; do they correlate with what you assume people expect from you?

Muscle and Size and their relationship with power dynamics and sub-dynamics

The distinction of muscularity is very interesting, as these kind of fixations tend to have a notable overlap within G/t. Muscularity and G/t both have a great deal of fixation on body parts, size difference, power, fear, intimidation and trust. The combination of the two is very concentrated power dynamics.

As a warning, I will be discussing the next bit with a focus on animal behavior (a subject I specialize in) and the context of mate selection and genetic potential. I will try my best to use appropriate language, but keep in mind this is referring to subconscious processes, and there is so much more that goes into attraction and relationships than genetic potential.

We have done quite a bit of size exploration in previous sessions, so I do want this to emphasize muscularity. First and foremost, muscularity (less so lean-ness) is a marker for good health (indicator of strength, access to resources to cultivate said muscle, predictor of fitness etc..) while muscularity doesn't exclusively determine any of these, our brain likes to make judgements at a glance, and statistically, its a pretty good indicator, despite outliers. In that sense, indicators of good fit are enticing as the brain perceives them as potential desirable traits. Regardless of ones sexuality, our neurology has developed to pick up on certain traits and perceive them as attractive, both as a learned behavior and as a genetic driver. There are some extremely interesting studies on people subconsciously being attracted to those who have traits that could improve genetic potential.

This might indicate that you subconsciously feel physically weak/inferior, and your brain is trying to mitigate this by seeking out those with complimentary traits.

In a more human psychology sense, we see a physical and aesthetic manifestation of a power gradient, further emphasized by over all size. As mentioned earlier, the physicality seems to act to further concentrate aspects of power dynamics already seen within G/t; trust, safety and submission.

Having someone so much larger and stronger with a "heart of gold" very much seems to fit the sub archetype of the protector for the Giant. This emphasizes a possible yearning for safety and security in ones day to day life. If one feels unstable, the image of someone so powerful and immense taking care of them could be extremely reassuring and soothing.

What aspects do you align with Giantesses in your fantasies? This could be indicative of traits you are comforted by, and it could help to stabilize yourself if you cultivate them within yourself or act as a roadmap to traits that you value within others.

A little more on the negative side, we often find comfort in what is familiar. This can be seen in sad examples of friends from difficult households seeking out less than savory spouses. The same can be seen at times within our own fantasies. Being seen as smaller and weaker can make one feel less than or insignificant. However, having a loving giantess counterpart may be a way to cope with these feelings, especially if there is the continuous theme of "I love you as you are." Thus begs the question(s); do you find comfort in being seen as insignificant?

Or

Do you find significance through being seen as your whole self, despite certain perceptions of being small/weak etc..?

Parental Modeling

Gender role related fantasies and tropes have a tendency to have origins in early childhood, namely from parental figures (parents, aunts/uncles/teachers etc..).

Another warning, this topic is a bit weird and takes a more animal behavior analysis, which just sounds a little strange when applied to humans.

In early childhood we may look towards parental figures as models for gender roles as well as attraction. While this may sound Freudian in nature, its more so just early knowledge acquisition of what is expected of us, and what we expect of others. A normally gendered fantasy may imply specific traits associated with the mother, ranging from making one feel small, to being extremely nuturing and a safe haven.

Particularly negative traits of the parent may be twisted to turn into coping mechanisms as well (such as combining the two themes above; my mother made me feel at times small and insignificant, and thus I cope by envisioning a massive being caring for me and protecting me in spite of my stature).

Evaluating parental relationships (both the negative and positive aspects) and comparing them and contrasting them to what you seek in G/t may offer greater insight.

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Thank you for your time today, please see my secretary on your way out to set your next appointment.

#THAT WAS A LONG ONE #I am still doing these I promise #My week has been wild #Gunna probably only manage one or two a day #eh #c'est la vie #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community #g/t shitpost #G/t trope psychology #G/t tropes

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Idk if the last ask was sent but CURRY MY GUY IT'S CHOOSE YOUR LEGENDS TIME who are you gonna vote for and what are your predictions!! ☺️☺️☺️

bestie you came through the first time no worries, i applaud your sheer enthusiasm tho

hmm predictions are a little challenging bc this is the first time engage will be added to the roster and im having a hard time gauging the popularity of its units. it's decently popular afaik but since it came out almost a year ago and didn't really generate that much lasting discussion (ahem lmao) i feel like a lot of the hype has kind of died down. but at least im decently certain that none of the new feh units aren't going to sweep like last time adfasdf

in any case, i think on the men's side, diamant and alcryst are probably going to be top options. looking at the results from previous years, felix has been a consistent top 5 placer, (got 3rd twice, though he keeps getting overtaken by units that previously placed below him like robin and soren), and m!byleth also tends to have pretty solid placing in upper top 10. however, the past two years sigurd has been steadily climbing the ranks, and what with 3h fatigue and sigurd being a pretty popular lord overall, i can see it ending up being an engage character and sigurd in the end.

on the women's side, bernadetta has placed 3rd three times during the past four cyl editions, so she's got a solid chance. however, ivy's enduring popularity might just make her shoot to the no. 1 spot. and there's always hilda and azura, who consistently place high and are both popular units in feh that sell well (i.e. they have a lot of alts). i don't think timerra will place 1st or 2nd but she might place top 10.

as for my own votes i'll probably go for my standard 3x sylvain, 2x felix again. i think felix honestly deserves to get his brave alt for being such a popular unit year after year and bc he can be such a powerhouse in 3h, while his base alt in feh was a distinctly whelming sword infantry no. 252. and sylvain is one of my personal favourites, who, despite also having placed top 10 the past two years, has been shafted twice (mid summer demote, very mid cav axe (???) demote). please give him a good alt im begging.

#asks #thinking about the way cyl characters always seem completely meta breaking when they come out #and then most of them get power crept or become irrelevant after like two months max #what is brave robin if not gambit 4 fodder #gullveig got crept by her own alt #soren. i don't see soren except in arena sometimes. imo his save skill is difficult to coordinate. also he's flare fodder #who else did we get. oh right corn. well. wind claude exists. and winter yunaka. and duo sanaki. so you know how it is

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What people think the Touhou Lost Word protagonist is: "Cool, I don't even have an official design, but I will save the world and befriend everyone in Gensokyo, because that's what every self-insert wants."

Reality: "I have an unbearable amount of emotional pain because I'm literally a powerless nobody in a land where all my frie- I mean, all the ones who are nice to me are overpowered powerhouses and even the humblest farmer isn't useless. I have that journal, but it doesn't count because I'm less than nothing without it. I am willing to give my kidney and clean the floors of the Hakurei Shrine with my tongue to be just a bit less useless, while smiling all the way. I just hope nobody scrubs that in my face and make me feel worse than I'm feeling right now."

Dragon Marisa: "Ahem..."

#touhou lostword #touhou lost word #spoilers #because the protagonist needs a hug #after the things dragon marisa said to her #or if its an illusion #she still needs a hug #and therapy #but it shows that the protagonist os developing to ber her own character #but still its quite a realistic portrayal of her situation #in terms of problems that can arise of her situation

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Idk if it's my Bheem-obsessed brain talking but I'm not the only one who thinks that the Bheem soundtracks are exceptionally well done right?? Like New Attire and Please Forgive me!???? Excuse me?! Both of these tracks make me want to pull out my own hair because fuck. They really hammer in the fact that Bheem IS the emotional powerhouse of the film.

Especially Please Forgive me GOD Im fucking speechless. The way it briefly melts into Komuram Bheemudo by the end??? I ATE that shit up UGHHHHDUEJE.

Not to say that Ram soundtracks aren't fucking amazing in their own right (Arrest that Bastard is fucking exquisite I want it injected into my bloodstream thank you) but if I had to pick a favourite, it'd be Bheem all the way. His sountrack forms the heart of the film and it's used all over, right from the tiger chase scene to komma uyyala to Komuram Bheemudo to the very end when Raamam Raghavam makes way to blend with Bheemam Bhargavam.

I think Keeravani is as much in love with Bheem as we all (and Ram ahem) are.

#Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it. #But all the Bheem sountracks are top notch and GOD I'm gonna sob listening to Please Forgive me #Even his more upbeat tracks like tiger chase and the water are so well done like???? #It really spells out who Bheem is as a person to you #UGH #I'm falling in love with him all over again #rrr #rambheem

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my sleep schedule watching me consider waking up at 7am for opening... this is queued tho 😭 hihi i’m melo (21+, s/h), writer of hot girl trash raccoon lee yuram & her functional symbie known as yubi! she’s currently a low ranking journalist at the herald & has lived all her life in eden while dreaming of taking over the world ( yubi tells her to pass her exams first, loser 😔 ) all her info is scattered around the blog ( stats, bio, power ) & i have no plots so here’s an attempt at putting everything together under the cut 😬 hit the ♡ or drop an im if you’d wanna plot, i also have discord if that’s easier!! 💖

TLDR

eden born & raised! her parents were both metas who decided quickly that they wanted to settle down, get registered, & live a good safe life. her dad talks to animals & her mum has some healing powers

think about the most law abiding, nice, polite, incredibly normal two people who could ever exist. that’s yuram’s parents. that’s also how you get an absolutely unhinged child

yuram’s a terror before she gets yubi, the sort to get into playground brawls & play dumb pranks. that annoying kid who likes to ask but why tho when she’s told no. extremely bored of being a goody two shoes like her parents so she turns around & is no shoes gremlin

anyway she’s born with a funky looking birthmark that turns into symbiotic ink when some kid breaks their pen & splatters her with ink, around age ten-ish. enter: yubi!

( basically venom but ) reverse symbiote trope! yuram wants WORLD DOMINATION & yubi just wants to pass their tests & maybe get a steady income

so ( v sadly ) yubi doesn’t help with any of the taking over the world stuff. they do help with exams & chores though 🙏🏻

yuram ends up in university thanks to her symbie, as a journalism major bc she’s a nosy little shit & thinks she knows what the news should be reporting

fresh grad, just got herself hired by the herald but doesn’t get to cover the mayor chae story :( but she might be poking around on the downlow......

other symbie facts! yubi’s personality fluctuates depending on what kind of ink yuram uses to build them up, but they’ve got a solid lawful good base. they aren’t always awake; if there’s too little ink on yuram, the symbiote just hibernates/goes dormant. they communicate telepathically but yubi can either borrow yuram’s mouth or pass notes to other people to talk to them. their big venom form is a huge mass of inkperson, pitch black; kinda scary but they only use that form for sneaking around, non-combative even though yuram wishes they were. ( but someday... 😉 )

chara insp! venom & eddie brock ( venom ), jang hari ( mad dog ), ji seungwan ( 2521 )

personality / misc! gemini sun, sagittarius moon, aries rising, a powerhouse clown. loves being argumentative & is always ready to go. probably willing to go to bat for you even if she’s only known you for 10sec bc she’s nice looking for a fight like that. can’t cook or clean but would d*e before admitting it or the many other things she sucks at. her common sense only exists in yubi, really really rebellious for fun & impulsive because she’s not patient enough & just wants instant gratification. in my head her bgm is any mgk x blackbear collab bc she’s got loser punk rock vibes. disaster really

PLOTS

petty crimes crew: exactly what this sounds like! just a ragtag buncha dummies spraying graffiti & pickpocketing, have been saying they’ll commit a heist since high school but still have no idea how to. lame gang things!!

free printer services: if you need help printing something or, ahem, ‘editing’ a document wink wink... she’s here to help

herald coworkers: yuram’s notorious for being a bit too headstrong & willing to investigate excessively for a story, asking way too many questions & only trusting herself. writes articles freakishly fast once she’s done tho. maybe a mentor or someone who has to keep her in check? fellow new hire jostling for a promotion?

snu friends: anyone from journalism, or their school’s broadcasting & journalism club? maybe someone who saw her ( yubi ) sign up for a million clubs but she never turned up too

bulleog apartments: neighbour plots!! yuram’s a petty little shit of a neighbour & somehow always up to something strange

commitment issues tm: yuram’s string of flings, past & current, or the (1) serious relationship she screwed up? ( also lowkey would love an enemies to friends / lovers / worse enemies but now we care for each other gdi plot )

thats all the ideas i have in my head but we can brainstorm instead!!

#ast:intro #𝙄 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 \ 𝙒𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙆𝘼𝙂𝙀. ( ooc )

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hello today's reminder is… long. bear with me. I'm back in my Taemin feels so i was going back and watching a bunch of ngda stages and… holy shit. like we take it for granted that he's the king of performances and always raises the bar impossibly high, and yet. holy shit. i mean the concept itself is insane - to split himself into two personas, one as the "real" him that's powerless but to follow the other persona, which starts off a criminal holding him hostage and bloodying him up and making him dance (also hello commentary on having been in the public eye way too young), who then over the course of the narrative of the album turns into this ideal that he learns to trust to lead him out of his solitude in the darkness and teaches him to differentiate the real from the fake (the use of Plato's allegory also *chef's kiss*). like the fact that an idol would straight-up say that his beginnings were motivated by fear and pressure (ahem sm ahem) but his continuation is because of confidence gained from trusting himself despite never having been taught to. also the fact that he had so much control over this project and he explicitly made it more raw and dark ("my scarred heart is already covered in your fingers/my hand tightly holding onto your hand that stabbed me isn't exactly clean either" was added because he felt the lyrics were too sanitised without). and yet the concept doesn't come at any compromises of his dance (he literally called it his life's performance and a cultivation of everything he's learnt so far) or his vocals. to this day the stage version of Idea with the strings over the last chorus gives me goosebumps.

i just. ugh. i miss him. no one's doing it like him and i don't even want anyone to, i just want him back :(

Hiiii, Taemin is genuinely such a powerhouse and seeing his journey and seeing him create art from all that he's been through. He's more then idol he's an artist an innovator. Like Tvxq and SHINee's impact on kpop from sound to performance is absolutely unmatched. Taemin himself despite being so young is such an influential fixture in kpop. Like he does get a lot of praise for his artistry but like he deserves even more. Literally no one is out here doing it like Taemin. And I hope we get to see his little face soon. He will always have a special place in my heart. I love him so much. He's my first ever bias and every password I make is still his name (forget you heard that, my passwords are complicated no one can figure them out)

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(Yeah, I admittedly rushed this one. Sorry)

September 14, 2018:

Davis (as Scorpi): Er... Okay, I think it's on, now...

*moves over to the couch that the camera is pointing directly at*

Davis: Uh, hi there, everyone. It's uh... me, Davis. So, I'm sure you're all probably wondering what is going on... Well, erm...

.......

Davis: O-Okay, let me explain. So, obviously, I'm currently stuck as a penguin in the Cartoon World, and I'm not able to speak English as one. Well, I decided that... that I could try to interact with you guys, seeing as I'm able to speak again... a-as a Mixel.

.........

Davis: N-Now don't worry, Tommy and Tara aren't being replaced. They're... they're still hosting in the Cartoon World... but they... hopefully aren't aware of this. I mean, there's not that many people that I'd... feel like telling about this whole Mixels thing... towards...

Flare (offscreen, holding the mic): *Ahem*

Davis: Oh right, um... well I uh... think it's time to get back to tonight's Stick Friends now... y-yeah....

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Okay, so what the heck is this supposed to be, exactly?

As I stated in that segment, in the cartoon world, I had been stuck as a penguin that was unable to speak any language (besides penguin noises). I had been stuck as a penguin since January 2018, and I didn't get my old body back until 2 years later (January 2020).

Luckily, however, since I had access to the Mixels' dimension through Scorpi's body (don't worry, I don't think he minded), I was actually able to speak in my normal voice (despite Scorpi only being able to make squeaking noises).

So, because some of the Mixels were familiar with TV production, I decided to ask a few to get involved and film live segments for Fridays in the Mixels dimension.

At first, however, everything was pretty much improvised. I didn't use a script until a few months later (I think it was November), I often missed cues because I wasn't paying attention to the time, and I didn't even have a studio until February 1, 2019. Initially, I just filmed in the Spikels' tribe base, sitting on a couch.

I remember thinking that none of the Fridays crew in the main Cartoon World were aware of me doing this. That was until January 29, 2021 when I was told that they knew the whole time.

Naturally, many were upset with my addition for obvious reasons (lack of studio, no script, me being lazy, etc.).

Luckily, we began to pick things up around January/February 2019:

We got our own studio for the show, which was almost identical to the original studio from the Powerhouse Era, all the way down to the transporter they had during that Era.

With the studio, we were able to bring on an audience, just like in the Cartoon World.

On February 8, 2019, I brought on a co-host in the form of Chao (AKA that Cragster+Zorch lookalike with brown hair). She would stay for the rest of the block's run.

We quickly got a much bigger crew to help us out.

Also, If I'm being honest, another reason I did this was because of things falling apart.

2018 wasn't the best year for Fridays, with production nearly being cancelled twice.

The 1st was due to us constantly skipping weeks. This warning came about in March of that year, after a 4-week period without any Fridays shows.

The next warning came around August or September, due to the cast and crew not doing much other than say when a show was next or whatever, that or just making normal conversation with each other. This issue had started around late 2017, but had gotten worse by fall 2018.

Ultimately, this Mixels thing, though disliked, ended up being one of the factors that helped save Fridays.

I'm mainly bringing this up because there are some segments from the Mixels dimension that I'd like to share with you guys this month.

#CNFridays20 #Cartoon Network Fridays #CNF #CNFridays #Mixels #Davis #CNF20 #CN Fridays #Cartoon Network #CN #CartoonNetwork

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Chapter 9 - Two Bros Chilling in the Hot Spring, 5 Feet Apart

Sky and Phos were chilling in the hot spring. They didn't sit next to each other, but were still pretty close. All was quiet, until they heard faint whispers…

"yooooo, ♪two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!♪"

"What?"

"Why are we whispering?"

Sky looked at the three pokemon who were watching them and whispering. It was an Oshawott, a Snivy, and a Hydreigon.

Sky: "I'll have you know, we're both gay."

Phos: "Not for each other, but still."

Josh turned to Johmathoscalomew, pointing at Sky and Phos

Josh: "hah, clueless"

Johmathoscalomew: "Josh, come with me for a second."

Johmathoscalomew grabbed Josh by his ear and dragged him away. Hydreigon apologized to Sky and Phos and went with the others.

Phos: "What's their deal?"

Sky: "I don't care enough to find out."

And so, the two bros continued to chill in the hot spring, six feet apart this time.

Johmathoscalomew: "This is an intervention. Stop it. No one understands your 'vines' and 'means-'"

Josh: "Memes."

Johmathoscalomew: "Stop. Please."

Hydreigon: "I mean, even if no one understands him, is it so bad for him to have fun?"

Johmathoscalomew: "You don't understand. Every morning, he tells me to 'slay'. Every Wednesday, he says 'Sparkle On!' and then 'Sparkle Off!' the next day. Every time he throws something, he screams 'yeet'. He tells me that he 'misses his wife' even though he never had one?? Help."

…

"Does he know?"

"YOU-"

All of Treasure Town watched as Sierra carried Kilo to the hospital. Everyone started gossiping.

Duskull: "Did Sierra just… carry that dude to the hospital? Didn't think they actually cared about anyone…"

Kangaskhan: "I hope that Toxtricity will be alright…"

Marowak: "Perhaps that powerhouse isn't as heartless as we all thought."

Kecleon 2: "Told 'ya he's alright."

Electivire: "He?"

Kecleon 1: "Yep, Sierra's a he! …Did you not know this?"

Electivire: "No one really talks to him, so we didn't actually know."

Duskull: "With a name like Sierra, you'd assume otherwise, right?"

Kecleon 1: "No? Not really?"

While all of Treasure Town was talking about Sierra, Xatu just finished reading the letter from his brother. He walked into the crowd.

Xatu: "Ahem. I've received a warning from my brother."

Duskull: "Oh, the prophet guy?"

Xatu: "Yes. He-"

Electivire: "What happened?"

Xatu: "I'm g-"

Marowak: "He's getting to that, you numbskull."

Xatu: "H-"

Duskull: "Yeah, don't you know it's rude to interrupt people?"

Xatu: "…"

Everyone was silent, waiting for Xatu to say what it was he wanted to say.

Xatu: "P-"

Duskull: "So, what is it?"

Electivire: "Yeah, don't keep us wai-"

Xatu gave up and straight up left.

Marowak: "…what? Wasn't he gonna… huh?"

Kilo and Sierra left the hospital together, and went into town to look for Uni and Delta. They then saw all of Treasure Town standing around in confusion. Kilo walked up to the crowd (followed by Sierra, since he wants to make sure he doesn't collapse again).

Kilo waved hello. "Hey! What's going on?" Everyone else turned to see Kilo (and Sierra).

Kangaskhan: "Oh! Are you alright? We all saw you pass out."

Kilo: "Everyone? That's embarrassing…"

Electivire: "Sure was! Good thing Sierra took you to the hospital. How kind."

Marowak: "Yeah, that seemed pretty uncharacteristic of you, Sierra…"

Sierra, glaring: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Marowak: "UHHH… uhhh… I'm outta here."

Marowak tried to run away, but Sierra grabbed him by the scruff and lifted him. Marowak started flailing his arms around.

Sierra: "Care to elaborate?"

Marowak: "No! Put me down! Please!!"

Kilo sighed. "ANYWAY. What's everyone's gathered up for here.. for…… wait."

Electivire: "Uh… Wanna try that again?"

Kilo: "What everyone's… what's……"

Electivire: "You need a minute?"

Kilo: "Everyone here. Why."

Duskull: "Xatu got a message from his brother."

Kilo looked confused. "…Okay? What does tha-"

Duskull: "Usually means a world-ending catastrophe is gonna happen."

Kilo: "Oh... Waitwhatdoyoumean'usually'"

Electivire: "Oh, he predicted a meteor being on a collision course to his town, time stopping in various places here, a cult summoning Giratina from the Distortion World, an entire continent being mind-controlled, et cetera, et cetera."

Duskull: "Granted, it was always vague warnings, but he was always right. So whenever Xatu gets a letter from his brother, we just gotta hope it's not here and that someone will deal with it."

Kilo: "…And this is normal?"

Duskull: "Yep!"

Kilo: "Sounds inconvenient."

Electivire: "That's probably the understatement of the year."

Kilo: "Alright then… I… I'm gonna go now… Bye."

Kilo walked away from the crowd to go look for Delta and Uni. Sierra stayed behind and was still holding on to Marowak, who had just accepted his fate and gave up.

Uni and Delta had been sitting on a bench, not doing anything, until Kilo came up to them. Delta told Uni what had happened, so Uni stood up just to step away from Kilo.

Kilo: "Why did you just?"

Uni: "Don't want you to throw up on me. Simple."

Kilo: "Rude."

Kilo picked up Delta and walked back to the crowd. Uni decided to stay put.

Sierra noticed that Kilo's eyes looked very tired.

Sierra: "Hey, Kilo? You look pretty tired, you alright?"

Kilo: "Huh? Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, I was out for a few hours, right?"

Sierra: "Yeah, but you were unconscious, not asleep. Big difference."

Kilo: "Look, I'm fine, okay? No need… to… yaaawwwn worry…"

Kilo was trying his best to stay awake, but was failing. He felt his eyes close, and fell asleep standing up. Sierra put down Marowak, grabbed Delta from Kilo's arms, and woke him up.

Kilo: "zzz… mmm… whuh?"

Sierra: "Go home and sleep. I'll see you there later."

Everyone else raised their eyebrows at the same time at that sentence (🤨). They also started whispering. Kilo basically dragged himself home and immediately went to sleep on the floor.

Duskull: (They're living together?)

Electivire: (They're roommates?)

Marowak: (Do you guys think it's more than just 'roommates'?)

Electivire: (What do you mean "more than just roommates?")

Duskull: (Like… y'know… You know what he means.)

Electivire: (No, I don't.)

Marowak: (They're literally raising a child together. Need I say more?)

Electivire: (Yes?? Please say more?? I don't get it??)

Duskull: "Gay. They're gay. They sleep together and raise a kid together. What else do we have to say."

Sierra: "what-"

Electivire: "Ohhhhh! That makes sense! Yeah they're totally gay then."

Sierra: "???"

Marowak: (QUIET, HE CAN HEAR YOU TWO!)

Sierra: "I'm… gonna go now." And then he did.

Sierra opened the door and saw Kilo asleep on the ground, but the sound of the door opening woke him up. Sierra put Delta down, and went to Kilo's side. Kilo was too tired to move his body, so Sierra just laid down with him. The two snuggled together and Sierra started purring.

"How do you feel?" Sierra asked, still purring.

"...I feel... nice..."

The two wrapped their arms around each other. Delta decided that now would be a good time to bring food to his family so his new dads could have some alone time.

On his way to his family's home, Delta heard someone shouting.

"YOU- AAAAGHH. WHY?"

Delta hid in a nearby bush. He saw a Snivy, an Oshawott, and a Hydreigon talking to each other.

Hydreigon: "Maybe we should calm down…?"

Johmathoscalomew: "TOO LATE."

Josh: "Okay, okay! I'll stop for now. Don't want to make you blow up in anger or something."

Hydreigon: "Maybe you should take a break? The Hot Spring's right here, so…"

Johmathoscalomew: "Good idea…"

Johmathoscalomew and Hydreigon went to the hot spring. Josh followed for a bit before suddenly stopping.

"I know you're there. Come out."

Delta came out of the bush, absolutely surprised.

Delta: "How did you know?"

Josh: "Oh, I didn't. I just say that every time I leave a place just in case."

Delta: "Oh."

Josh: "What were you doing there anyway?"

Delta: "I was just walking by and then I heard shouting, so I hid. Is everything okay?"

Josh: "Oh, yeah, everything's fine, don't worry!"

Delta: "Alright then, I'll just go along then…"

Josh: "Wait."

Josh turned around to look at a tree.

Josh: "You there, the Swampert behind the tree. Come out."

Uni came out from behind the tree, annoyed.

Uni: "I thought you didn't know when people were hiding, how did you even know I was a Swampert?"

Josh: "Oh, I just saw you from the corner of my eye. What are you doing following this little child?"

Uni: "I'm making sure he gets to his destination safely. He's only 3."

Josh turned to Delta. "You know this guy?"

Delta nodded. "Yeah, we're on the same team."

Delta showed Josh his bandana, and then pointed to Uni's matching bandana.

Josh: "I see… Alright then!"

Josh turned around and went to the hot spring with his friends. It was very awkward at the hot spring. Josh tried to ignore the tension by making small talk but nothing worked. Sky and Phos were still there and were getting sick of Josh and his friends, so they got up and went home.

As Sky and Phos went back to Treasure Town, they went from shop to shop, doing their normal business. Eventually, they got to Xatu, who then told them a catastrophe his brother warned about.

Sky: "That's… That's really bad."

Phos: "Are we sure that there actually IS someone dealing with that?"

Xatu: "My brother's never lied, so I would assume so."

Sky: "Yikes… Hope that gets dealt with soon.'

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