#my blog is getting random

[adharagranley-writer]

Topic of the day: lesbian lizards.

There's a species of lizards that are entirely female (they really said no boys today honey) living in North America and Mexico. So how do they make baby lizards without males?

They reproduce by parthenogenesis (and are one of the few if not the only species of animal to reproduce only by this method). Parthenogenesis is a reproduction form where the female sexual cells develop without the masculine ones (eggs undergo a chromosome doubling after meiosis, developing into lizards without being fertilized), and it can happen in insects, birds, fishes and reptiles.

The desert grassland whiptail lizard (Aspidoscelis uniparens) does this, but! The ovulation is enhanced by female-female courtship and mating (pseudo-copulation) rituals that resemble the behavior other lizards that reproduce sexually.

So they are the absolute only-female lesbian queens.

#zoology facts with adhara #learning #learnsomethingneweveryday #random fact #lizards #lesbian lizards #parthenogenesis #zoology #biology #maybe i'm a nerd #science #science facts #zoology facts #lesbian #female #animals #animal facts #learn with me #my blog is getting random #wildlife #animal behavior #zoology nerd #random #random facts #writer #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community

[harbingersglory]

can i req some arlecchino kink headcanons? no pressure to answer! there's just a lack of new knave content lately ahhh.. (￣ヘ￣)

{☆} characters arlecchino {☆} notes drabble, hc's, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings 18+ content

{☆} dacryphilia

arlecchino is a sucker for crying. doesn't matter if you cry easily or not– either she sees it as a challenge to make you cry in the first place or to see how much you can cry before you have to tap out. her absolute favorite way to make you cry is straight up overstimulating (or understimulating you, depending on her mood) until you're practically sobbing. if you cry prettily enough maybe she'll take pity on you.

{☆} temp play

arlecchino has a pyro vision and she is absolutely going to use it. especially prominent if you're both in snezhnaya– it provides prime opportunities for her to slip her hands under your clothes when you least expect it just to see you squirm beneath her hands. she'd never actually do anything too scandalous in public, but if you're a bit more hidden away she'll have no qualms playing with your chest. if you complain about the cold you're just giving her an excuse to "warm you up" and see you tremble like a lamb.

{☆} face sitting

nothing prettier to her then seeing you above her with her face between your legs. her tongue is just as warm as any other part of her, and she knows how to use it, too. she'll hook her arms around your thighs just to hold you down until you've doubled over from the intensity of it– if you start crying, oh, she just gets worse. absolutely ravenous. she won't stop even if her jaw starts to ache. if you don't want her to stop, she could go for hours without a break.

#genshin impact smut #genshin smut #arlecchino x reader #arlecchino smut #writing tag #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #minors dni #asks #anon #i would pref if men didnt interact w this but im not gonna go out of my way 2 do a background check lol #considered for the briefest moment on adding breeding kink to this but i had to physically restrain myself i add it to EVERYTHING #arle breeding kink but w/o the actual breeding she has enough little bastards 2 deal w u get me #its abt the Idea. the Concept. #if u thought id stop adding 300 random tags yapping ahahaha no. #also considered overstim but thats a given. BORING. #also me?? actually using this blog???? yeah lol #if my mutuals see this look away im having a moment #i havent slept at all its like 4 am if theres a typo or smth i forgor look away

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

#i was thinking abt how funny it would be if there was a shiftythrifting blog equivalent in lmk. and half the stuff on there is #submitted by wukong. so i thought a yard sale ep would be funny lol #basically the hoard becomes problem one way or another and wukong figures the best way to get rid of his junk is thru ebay #somehow ends up selling world ending artifacts to random megapolis citizens so mk mei and redson have to scramble to find em #purposely meant to mirror the weekly shenanigans s1-2 style eps that are really goofy (dumpling ep noodles ep etc) #but it gets darker and darker because MK is not fucking ok after that whole thing with the scroll and some unchecked identity crisis #for me id want him to kind of. freak tf out because they have to find MULTIPLE chaos inducing items that could end the world while trying t #be sillygoofy and funny about it. so hes trying to mask his panic with “ohhh guys its just like the good ol days ^_^ remember that ^_^” #ESPECIALLY after that whole thing with the ink scroll. also mei doesnt buy any of it and is worried for him the whole time #as for the B plot it could be monkey king also trying to be very relaxed abt selling 4000 years worth of stuff and tang getting all huffy #like “these are priceless artifacts that could help us learn so much about the past!! wtf man!!!” #and maybe it reveals smth like wukong not wanting to hold on anymore bc his past weighs him down. and theyre all reminders #i think azure mentioned that wukong is sentimental (idk if that was genuine or lying to mk) so that could be touched on to #so basically. the theme would be some sort of conversation abt nostalgia. i think. im not a writer so its very fuzzy in my head #if anyone wants to add on or include their own spin on it feel free. also included undercut redson as a treat somewhere in there #myart #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk red son #lmk mei #lmk MK #lmk xiaotian #lmk xiaojiao #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #doodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #lmk traffic light trio #yard sale ep

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

consider urself ninja booped ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

#wanted to say i forgot that side blogs cant boop back #so just you know if you booped me i did boop you back #but from my main blog ;) so there is just some random blog that booped u somewhere in ur notes lol #first ninja #rc9gn #rc9gn first ninja #trying to get everyone back >;3

[diamondsheep]

Them <3 !!

#made this as a continuation of a random sketch that i posted on instagram and bc i wanted to draw them being cute <3 #ohh i missed drawing these two .. idk what happened but i suddenly had a zosan artblock and i couldn't get any inspiration to draw them 😭 #also is this the first 2024 drawing that i post on this blog !?! wow! well .. i hope that u guys like it 😄✨ #zosan #zoro #sanji #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #sanzo #one piece #one piece fanart #diamondsheep art #ram doodles #i really like to doodle with this brush hehe >:3c #my drawings

[fireyartccoon]

ok so I might’ve forgotten to get something ready for Wednesday BUT-

you can have Nine and Chaos Sonic from my Sonic Prime AU being siblings instead

#wsatw #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #i guess in my case it’s wholesome chaos sonic and Nine wednesday #Oopsie daisy #chaos sonic #miles nine prower #sonic au #sonic prime #sonic prime au #Just regular ‘stacking random stuff on your sleep deprived brother’s head’ activities #Nine is very much going to lock him out of his room for the next few weeks #But that ain’t gonna stop the beepo #Oh boy this AU has been in the works for way too long so idk where to even get started on the lore #Maybe I’ll try to do an ask blog #Maybe I’ll fail miserably #I’m sure I’ll be fine #Have a lovely Wednesday y’all #also #prismatic parallel AU #<- what I plan on naming this AU #Unsure if it’s already an existing thing but oh well #time to disappear for a prolonged period of time again

[canisalbus]

I just want to say, everytime the notification that ypu posted pops up, I find myself running to tumblr with such fervour I thought i held for only running to hear my fave song on the radio. Just want ya to know that :3

Hearing that makes me feel both glad and a bit guilty :'> On one hand I'm flattered you care about my rambles enough to have notifications on, but I've developed a habit of responding to a lot of asks and I'm already worrying I might be clogging people's dashboards with them ´v` If you truly look forward to my posts and don't mind getting spammed with notifications then I'm happy they brighten your day!

#I think most people follow for art and I'm sorry if my constant askposting gets on your nerves #this has become an extremely ask heavy blog #I feel lucky about there being people who actively want to ask questions and talk about my characters and art #or just share random little things they figured I might find interesting (I do) #so I try to respond to as many as I can but I can see how it could get overwhelming #answered #anonymous

[givethispromptatry]

Tags

#hey all #just wanted to remind you that this is a fun place to get writing ideas and i am literally just some rando on the internet #this means i am not always right and in fact am very often wrong #a lot of you are very kind and help me out when i get stuff wrong #i try to acknowledge those people and thank them for their help #however #if you choose to be rude or needlessly mean to me or a follower on a post and i see it i will block you #i have no time for negativity here (i get enough of that in my regular life) #shaming others for ignorance when they genuinely don't know something just makes you an enemy rather than a friend #no need to be judgy #this is a hobby blog by a public school teacher in some random city #not an international team of competant individuals #thank you for reading the tag rant! happy writing

[crippled-peeper]

it’s literally so funny how whenever I talk about my cis ablebodied friend the biggest saddest fucking losers alive on this site start sending me hate anons like “so you literally love cis men more then trans women? wow disgusting” with absolutely 0 self awareness

#just say you think trans men only exist for your personal use and get the fuck off my blog lmfao #I’m going to be friends with whoever I want actually because I’m a human person who lives in the real world and has his own feelings etc #I’m not just your personal fucking punching bag sorry!!!! #imagine seeing random strangers being friends with each other and thinking ‘ugh twansmisogyny :/‘ and you aren’t even a fucking trans woman #ugly fucking ppl on here

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'm going to send you lame hater anons about how you're 'ruining your blog theme'

#YOU WANTED REAL THREATS AGAIN ANON? YOU GOT 'EM!! #anwyay i tag all my random bullshit with 'not a threat' you could literally just blacklist that for my blog #let me have my autism moments on a blog where i actually get some fucking interaction #sure i could post it on my largely defunct moods blog and have no interaction but that's not FUN #it's FUN to interact and anyway i got lots of people saying 'go ahead'

[lerildeal]

doodles for a game I haven’t played in over 5 years 😔

#ace attorney #pwaa #Phoenix wright #miles edgworth #klavier gavin #but uh with a mustache because I thought it be funny #maya fey #I dont even know why they’ve been on my brain recently #but it did get me playing the great ace attorney #and like omg im loving these games #how dose everyone end up queer in these games #All of the characters are so gay #which is wild #anyway i thought it just be fun to post these #I have a shit ton of doodles from over this quarter that i’ll post over spring break #honestly the next month is gonna go crazy for this blog #like how october usually is for some random reason #maybe ill do some fully rendered TGAA fan art or something #who knows? Im just makin art for the grade #and a lot of that’ll get posted to honestly i think im doing some cool stuff #digital art

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

umm so fun thing- an anon was mean again, but this one affected me more than normal for some reason, sooo I shall post less ✨personality✨ here bc pain, soooo pls follow @the-curators-bullshit for hhof personality. thank you and goodnight lol

#you can only get so many ‘just shut up and post legendary posts’ before it fucks with you oops #anyways I have that other blog #like that was the whole point of creating that blog anyway #but it doesn’t get enough regular interaction to be as fun #except people were like really nice on there today and aaaahhh #anyways yeah #ignore this lol #i’ll recover in like a week and probably go back to normal but still #but umm yeah I need to re-fill my hall of fame post queue anyway so maybe i’ll do that #it’ll be fine #also if people wanna send really random asks or scream into the void asks #I would like reallyyyyy like that bc that ask is at the top of my inbox and I don’t like looking at it but can’t delete it oops #so like I would love to bury it in scream asks lol #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit

[intersex-culture-is]

intersex culture is wishing the main tag wasn’t filled with pornbots, fanfic, and people tagging posts with as many queer labels as they could

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#intersex #actuallyintersex #actually intersex #intersex culture is #Yeah I have a problem with random p0rnbots following this blog that seem to just be following anything nsfw. Which is. Interesting #These aren't the usual blank blog ones these are ones with actual posts and you can see their following #I don't have this problem with any of my other blogs. My main blog gets the usual blank blog ones but not these ones #Queue

[libraryknight]

One of my sideblogs is gaining a very large number of new followers today…

and I can’t figure out why.

Best guess is that someone with a large platform reblogged something I’d commented on, but it’s far enough down the reblog chain that I didn’t get a notification.

#to be fair #makeitdewey #does get new followers every so often #but not normally over 30 before I first check Tumblr on a random Saturday #and even more since then #it’s not the “follow these blogs” post since my other side blog #wearelibrarian #didn’t get more than a couple in the last day or so #huh #hopefully the new folks aren’t disappointed that side blog only does twice a week scheduled posts #and I’m checking for bots to block once I get to my laptop

[sirenium]

How about instead of going after 'Arson! Frog/frogself✨🌺🌈' you take a look in the mirror and realize that crucifying other queer people you don't personally understand is an actual issue

#yeah random rant yeah #neurodivergent trans bunnyhat kids are literally just minding their business like fuck off #'oh it's cringe' you know what's cringe pal? you going out of your way to attack fellow queer people. #pick me behavior #like that's all it is. get over yourself #lgbtq #queer #neopronouns #xenogender #I would tag this with things that will get it on the dashes of the people I'm referring to here #but honestly I'd rather not get some random teenager who's 'one of the good queers' on my blog thanks #'queer' and 'lgbtq' are both tags that are broad enough tbh

[luderailing]

Lat 🖋️

#I feel like the panels don’t really go together #and I realize some of the dialogue doesn’t make sense #but yknow….I’m just kinda proud to get something out #I feel like I had a long day haha #glad I was still able to draw something #and this wasn’t really related to anything. I just like doing these with characters #random comic strips/writing scenes #helps me get to know them better I think #I realize my blog isn’t really centered around any few characters? #I mean there’s definitely some characters I draw more than others #but I wanna develop my ideas about them #who am I kidding ive been trying to do this forever haha #at least you guys like the art so slow n steady I guess #I’ll get to wherever I wanna be someday. I’m still young ig #faith is key! #if ur reading this rn (u a real one if you actually read allat???) have some confidence in your future #that sounds very cheesy and overused but it’s true. I believe in u<3 #hetalia #aph baltics #art #aph latvia #my art