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adamshallperish · 6 months
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I WOULD HAVE PLAYED FAIRIES AND PIRATES WITH YOU AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER
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chekhovs-tantrum · 8 months
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WHERE’S MY COW
IS THIS MY COW
IT EXHIBITS MOURNING BEHAVIOR
YES! THAT’S MY COW!
HOORAY, HOORAY, IT’S A WONDERFUL DAY
FOR I HAVE FOUND MY COW!
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very big fan of pictures like this:
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tranquility base hotel + casino concept ads because i love this album more than anything and i have an incurable urge to create:
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inspired by!!: x - x - x
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crowliphale · 8 months
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You-You-You-You-You-You-You, You should just let me freak you 🎶
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cocolacola · 1 year
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akama's phone
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biblicalhorror · 3 months
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She used to be the Chosen One. Everyone expects perfection from her. She's died twice. She's a nihilist. She's so so strong. She's constantly in a crisis of faith. She's a teenage girl struggling to keep up with schoolwork. She doesn't know what's going on with her future. She doesn't have time to figure that out because she has to save the world again. Something something Kristen Applebees and Buffy Summers parallels !!!
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dredgesnails · 2 days
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get rendog and brennan lee mulligan in the same room and let them monologue at each other for a while. i’d like to see what happens
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cuntylestat · 8 days
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you know how every time you watch titanic (1997 dir james cameron) and they first see the iceberg you hope every time that they won't hit it even though you know it will? that's me with claudia's death
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allforthe-gays · 2 years
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we all know and love neil’s exy binder, right?
if exy isn’t a super big sport, and neil is mainly following the ravens— specifically kevin day—
then i firmly believe that the majority of his articles pasted in are from weird tabloids he found in truck stop bathrooms and shady online fan forums he carefully printed off in school libraries
so within these articles several of them raise the question: who the fuck is kevin day’s daddy?
neil has pages dedicated to his theories
you think dan and phil shippers are bad? they have nothing on neil
he narrowed it down to three people, one of whom is david wymack
the real reason he ended up saying yes was because after seeing wymack and kevin interacting in the same room he mentally scratched the other two contestants off the list
when he's in the nest and jean shows him the letter he doesn't know how to act, because this is like a die hard phan-girl finding out their two-flat theory was right all along
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blessyouhawkeye · 2 years
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lan wangji and spock are basically the same character in different genres and for that reason if they met they would either be best friends or mortal enemies no in between
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puppydoggraham · 5 months
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Hannibal lets Will be bejeweled✨
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smallsies · 9 months
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listen. listen. faroe lester in an apocalypse au.
she's fifteen, maybe, but arthur lies through his teeth & tells the guards outside of the safe zone in new york she's just a few years younger than she looks. faroe stays quiet, just tugs her father's jacket tigher around her shoulders and gives everyone the same doe-eyed look that's saved her life more times than she can count.
she's just a kid. the world is ending and everyone is dying, but nobody's cruel enough yet to keep living with a child's blood on their hands.
it's only a matter of time, though, the safe zone medic tells her. he introduced himself as kayne when the guards brought the lesters to him to be checked over for signs of infection. he says he's not a real medic, but he'd spent more than enough time around hospitals and any injury worse than a papercut meant the poor soul was already half-dead anyways.
faroe just smiles and fidgets with the tail of her braids. she's only fifteen and her father is sick but none of the survivors can see it yet, only he can hear the voice that's been rattling his skull for weeks now; the one that helped guide them here from somewhere in southern massachusetts, the one that saved arthur from the brink of death after faroe spent weeks watching the light fade from his eyes.
they had been on a supply run in arkham proper, nothing out of the ordinary, but that day the sun was going down faster than they could make it through the city and the zombies had found them before they found safety. arthur was clever, too clever for his own good, but he wasn't as fast as he used to be and they ended up stumbling into the old university library to haphazardly bandage the gash in his left shoulder.
it would be fine, he told faroe, but faroe could see the distant flare of badly-disguised pain in his eyes and all the ways he grew weaker, talking to a man—john doe, he called him—that wasn't really there, the fever he couldn't quite shake that only grew worse by dawn the next morning.
parker was still around, then. faroe had left miskatonic's library behind and fled back downtown on her lonesome, sticking to the shadows until she was back at their camp, what used to be her father and parker's shared detective agency and was now a sorry excuse for a home at the end of the world, with loose bullet casings discarded under a desk and cans of food with all the labels half-peeled stacked on the desk.
her father refused to give the girl a pistol and parker wouldn't go against arthur's decisions, so faroe kept a hunting knife tucked into her belt, sharpened beyond reason and, in arthur's mind, for emergencies only, nevermind the fact that every day brought a new emergency with it.
parker and faroe strike back out to the university and parker can't save him and faroe is fifteen, watching her father die right in front of her.
he gets better, though.
arthur gets better and she has her father back but parker is gone, drops dead right where he's standing, and arthur says the voice in his head did it but faroe isn't quite sure if she believes him. she's fifteen and her mentor is dead but her father is alive and the world is ending regardless.
just. faroe lester in an apocalypse au.
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kerink · 1 year
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Cecil: *chuckle* Really, Carlos? Even a man of your extraordinary intellect calling Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone a restaurant? Such a laughable notion, wouldn't you say?
Carlos: What do you- it's a restaurant, they serve... pizza, and so- they have a- they have a salad bar...
Cecil: *sigh* Carlos. Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone is a family entertainment center, one of the core features of which is that it features food, but that alone does not make it a, restaurant. Would you say that Disneyland is a restaurant?
Carlos: I'm- pretty- sure-
Cecil: Hmm? Or, is Donald's Playplace...?
Carlos: No, i- it- Disneyland- listen, listen. You need to- you need to quiet down. You need to quiet down, you nee- you need to rethink this. Because...
Cecil: No, I think you need to rethink it, Carlos.
Carlos: It- it- Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone... is a restaurant... Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone... is a restaurant... with... arcade games... and attractions... and animatronics. It is still a restaurant! Like- the- the majority of it is a restaurant- you go there for the Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone... the rat's pizza, you go there for the rat's pizza! The- in Disneyland... the whole of it is not a restaurant! There are restaurants... in it! You wouldn't call Disney a restaurant, because... i- that's not what it is! But the restaurant-
Cecil: A Big Rico’s Pizza and Entertainment Zone is merely a family entertainment center that, *contains* a restaurant. The entire establishment is not a restaurant, such a thing would be foolhardy.
Carlos: What the FUCK are you on about? If you c- okay- if you listen to me-
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syrupgirl · 1 year
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pov: you’re trying to tell me these people (neither of them are people) aren’t the same person(you’re wrong)
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ethercollective · 2 months
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kusakabe going to fight sukuna has the exact same vibe as hubris going to fight pythus
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