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gaunt-and-hungry · 6 months

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Guilty pleasure of mine when I read about other people's OCs:

Very disfigured or disabled in some way. Preferably by struggle or strife but disfigured and disabled for the win. Give me ugly people that are half walking corpse or facially damaged and crippled. I love OCs that are scarred horribly and branded by tides that were absolutely not in their favour. I don't hate Immaculate characters. Like Flawless skin. Pretty eyes. Neat clothes. Nice complexion. It's... fine. But Life is brutal. Hideous. I mean I want: "This has crippled me in a way and I drug myself out of this situation barely alive and hooo-boy is my body threatening to fall apart. I shouldn't be able to see that much of my bone." I am such a sucker for this. And yet they recover and must live with the results of their disfigurement or disabled body. I want characters that, when they remove their clothes in front of someone that they trust they earn a gasp or a stunned look and that person looks down and away, shameful or horrified and thinks that they have been made privy to something that is very very private and they cherish that trust shown to them. And then the mangled character goes: "Oh. Yeah. That. I forgot about those a little. Hard to see them. Unsightly things, aren't they?" Or give me characters that are so ashamed of the hideous nature of their physical body that they fear they are not as pretty or pleasant to look at. Like there's people out there that are easier on the eyes. Who wants used goods like they are, even? Why would anyone want to be with such damaged goods? They're disfigured by an unkind life or through hardship or sacrifice or even just by birth and have had to learn to cope and deal with it. Perhaps they are sensitive to temperature because of burns or frostbite scars or they struggle to handle certain objects because of damaged hands or fingers or they struggle on certain terrain because they have crippled legs or weak limbs or missing parts. Perhaps they have to learn to use their non dominant side. Either an eye that isn't their aiming eye. Or to write with their non-dominant hand. Perhaps they struggle to dress themselves at first and strive to remain staunchly independent and find shame in letting someone button their own trousers for them. The flush of shame that they get but the person they are pining after doesn't mind and, in fact, they like to be able to do something so personal and yet simple. I have such a guilty pleasure for those that have survived the worst odds and yet are still hobbling along and have made the best out of their mangled and chewed up bodies and then someone they care deeply for finding them beautiful and magnificent or brave and incredible as if they are a testimony to how strong and indominable or passionate and selfless that they are. I Love Love Love this sort of thing. And it's a huge weakness of mine. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

#writing blog #my oc stuff #oc content #Just my personal ramblings #it's just something I am a huge sucker for.#this just pacha-perfect for me #it ruins me and it makes me really invested #disabled oc #good stuff right here

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teaandinanity · 10 months

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Ughhh I love Roots of Pacha but the fact that rare animal spawns are dependent on taming MORE INDIVIDUALS THAN THERE ARE VARIANTS is so fucking stupid.

Also stupid: Bred animals do not count towards this arbitrary number. So if you catch one of each type and then work towards improving your stats? You will never get there.

If other people had not repeatedly told me the number I had to tame I would NEVER have done that. I do not feel like most people would.

And the game itself never even implies you need to do this, so the only reason we know is that kindly code divers found Absolute Nonsense and went ‘hey FYI--’

#Roots of Pacha #I really do love it as evidenced by the amount of time I have on my played stats #but also #ffs #what the HELL were the devs THINKING here????#people don't DO that! NO ONE would do that! that is counterintuitive and absurd!#it is not signposted at ALL!#things should be figure-outable without someone picking the code apart to find the list of requirements!#anyway I am now using a guide some wonderful person wrote that not only has the requirements listed #it tells you which days it is possible for the rares to spawn #so I am not checking herds every day being sad #actually ykw I'm gonna add a link to the body of this in case other people are not on the discord #and are still bashing their heads against this in Increasing Frustration

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streetslost · 4 months

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honestly the only true wishlist i have on this blog is for cat to interact with an o.livia b.enson or a similar character to her for a good crime drama detective ends up breaking the barriers of the broken kid plot to help her, i am actually still weak for that shit idc how mcCheesy

#get cat some justice on copper or hackett or her aunt and uncle shit #or not get justice because they fail in court but got to try and still found someone who gave a shit about her #that's why in my personal au of cat being taken in #i made marley fbi and whatnot #i'm here for the drama and story is real life police/fbi/cia and all fucked up?#heck yeah but in rp world we can just write a good story :pacha hands:#&&. ooc ( an athlete with nerd credentials )

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dannydevitosdiary · 2 years

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*Thunder*

*Neighbors’ fireworks*

#4th of july #fuck this shit #i hate it here #shitpost #dank memes #meme #emperor’s new groove #pacha #thunder #fireworks

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sunshinemage · 2 years

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until just now i thought all your wayfarer MC art was commissioned but i just realised it isn't and just wanted to slip in and say that that's really really kind of you!! i hope you're having a fantastic week, and look forward to seeing more of your work in the future <3

thank you for the sweet message 💙

i hope you're having a wonderful week as well!!

#i just love drawing people's characters #also seeing their reaction to the surprise is just #[insert pacha meme here]#PRICELESS #x)#rory talk show

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butch-chastity · 5 months

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I do often think about... riderquill timeloop scenario

#i think. mmm peter reliving conquest again and again is very good #smth smth where it always restarts after rich's speech in the cancerverse #smth about cancerverse physics where he has to figure out a way to fix it... but hes not sure what fixing it means #or smth else. generic time loop of another point in their lives would be very good (insert pacha meme here)#i also think about. new warriors rich accidentally time switching places with gotg rich... very fun very i can make this very angst very #quickly #like. new warriors 'just got full of the entire nova force and died trying to get rid of it' richard vs. 'guy who just got punched #by zeus' richie #yknow #switch places... and then be upset when you return to your correct timeline just to find out pete's dead and nita had to deal with puberty 2 #without you #anyway #marvel #talking tag

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cookie-crumblr · 5 months

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Red Lily Down

GN! Reader x Bunny Hybrid Harem

Part 1~

Introductions

Their Info: 💐🐰✨

Part: 1 2

!!!MINORS DNI!!!

CW: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT, GN! Reader, No pronouns used for reader, no genitalia descriptions mentioned for reader, bunny hybrid reader/mostly all of the harem is an animal hybrid of some kind, NSFW: sexual themes all throughout, every named character wants you, non con touching, smut, no sex yet! nipple touching

Disclaimer: This harem’s theme is based off of a mix of Roots of Pacha and Watership Down. Not intended to represent any real or specific person/time/place/ or culture!

“Wakey, wakey sleepyhead!” You fling open the thick curtains to Azure’s room.

He was already awake, but he’s got a fierce mix of laziness, and craving you as a daily wake up call. So he was well prepared to stay cooped up for a while. “You’re the sleepyhead, been waitin’ all mornin’ for you,” He pats the cushy bedding beside him, inviting you to join.

You gleefully hop over. As you begin your decent, his arms fully envelope you, and pull you into his body. You snuggle against him as he inhales the top of your head deeply. “You shouldn’t crawl into everyone’s beds, Y/n… Especially a guy’s, like mine…” He pauses, before he scowls, “Or Lore’s. Stay away from her’s too.”

Your heart thumps at the connotations to his words, and the proximity to his hot body that you’re far more aware of now. The way his body contours to you perfectly…

“But… You’re my friends!” You try and keep the fact that your burning up now hidden. Try as you might, it doesn’t stop the fact that you both can hear the sound of each others blood pumping faster, and harder.

“Don’t pretend your heart didn’t just jump,” he nuzzles into your head further, “and your so warm…” His hand finds your chest through your top and squeezes softly.

You jump out of his bed at once, “I’m gonna be late for my checkup with Llyr!” An excuse, sure. But true nonetheless.

“Tell ‘em i’ll kill him if he touches you.” He growls as he rolls over in a huff.

“He has to touch me!” Your face warms, “He’s the healer, Azure.” You roll your eyes at his back.

Azure grumbles and sinks further into the pillows and hay, “I’ll still kill ‘em…”

On your walk through the warren you feel uneasy… Something is definitely watching you.

“Oooooh Llyr! I’m here~!” You enter the vine covered healer’s hut with a mighty flourish, ready to get your business out of the way.

“Perfect! Welcome, Y/N! please, have a seat here,” His back is turned as he speaks. You can hear the sound of him using a mortar and pestle to grind something into a mushy, grainy substance. The sound persists through several long moments, a growing nervousness is able to sink in…

It’s just a check up! You breathe in.

“There… Now, Y/N, i need you to eat this.” He addresses you.

“What is it?” you inspect the bowl, it’s just a mushy, herby ball.

“You don’t want it?” His smile remains even.

“I guess I do…” Unaware of his special ingredient, you gulp it down… You trust the warren healer.

It tastes like roots and spice.

You don’t feel any different.

“Good. Now, take off your shirt”

“Oh… Okay….” Whether you’re used to having it off or not, you still feel embarrassed to do it for him. You cover yourself with your arms until he pulls them away.

“There, good job,” he coos gently. Your cheeks feel warmer.

He leans his head against your now bare chest, fuzzy blonde ear resting all the way up over your shoulder. “I need to hear your heartbeat clearly,” He reaches up your torso.

“O-kayyy—EEP!” As you’re speaking he tweaks your nipple.

“Good~” he coos, “Good response,”

He’s rolling your nipple now.

“Mm… I-Is th-this—necessary?” You question.

“Heyyy, Y/n~!” The warren’s playboy, and your ex, enters through the beaded curtain with a certain undeniable swagger.

The healer puts his arms up in surrender, “Mateo,” though his eyes crinkle into a smile, he’s anything but innocent.

“Been sent by chief to come get them” A sly smirk spreads across Mateo’s face as he helps you back into your clothes.

He rakes his fingers up your arm, leaving goosebumps behind. His hand trails the edge of your ear, and he leans over top of you to blow a little puff of air into it. Your insides heat up, and you cover your face shylly.

“I-uh… Gotta forage with Aster soon anyway! sorry Llyr” You follow him out.

After you’ve both gotten outside and away from curious glances, he pins you to the closest earthen hut. His hand finds your ear to play with yet again, “I haven’t stopped thinking about you…”

“How many people have you said that to?” You roll your eyes.

“C’mon, don’t be like that. I should have never cheated on you…”

“We were together for like one summer when we were like seventeen cycles old.” While you speak you brush away his roaming hands.

He grabs you by the hips, and pushes you harder against the wall. His passion and frustration mixing for you specially. “I never stop thinking of you. Truly. It’s not even sexual all the time!” You feel his breath against your lips, and turn away.

“Wow that’s such an accomplishment for you. I’m soo honored.” You say, sarcasm dripping off your tongue like venom. “I’ll go find the chief myself.”

When you walk away, he’s left there somehow looking more hot than when he came to get you. Disheveled, hot and bothered… Craving you.

On your way, you continue to feel watched…

You open the woven bramble door to Chief Winter’s carved stone hut.

“Ah there you are, little one, have you come to a decision?” Winter is sitting, one leg crossed over the other, leaning back. His one green orb takes in all of you. Your own eyes wander across every deeply carved muscle on his body, stopping in wonder at every beautifully thick and jagged scar.

You notice him smile, pleased that youre enjoying his glorious visage. He uncrosses his legs and his loincloth is tented by something absolutely massive. Your mouth is suddenly very dry. “Yes sir… I mean no sir! I mean—! I don’t know yet… Sir!” You blather.

He asked you a moon cycle ago if you wanted to be his mate.

He laughs heartily, “Do not fret, little one, I find you most endearing.” His smile is warm and inviting, a stark contrast to such a hardened looking man. “But, I’m sure you have duties to attend to. You are dismissed. Do visit whenever though,”

“Y/n! Hey!” Lore pops out from nowhere and makes you jump.

“Lore! Gods, you scared me!” Hand over heart, you try to speak without gasping.

“Hehe! Sorry!” She shifts her attention to the chief, “See ya Winter!”

He smiles and gives you a nod as you’re dragged out by the bard.

Something is still watching you. You can sense it every time you’re no longer sheltered by the indoors.

She clings to your arm as you both walk through the crabgrass and clovers between huts. “When’s our next slumber party?” She puts her bottom lip out and gives you her best puppy dog eyes. She’s adorable.

“I donno, Azure said I shouldn’t be getting into everyone’s beds anymore…”

Her grip tightens painfully, “and… Where were you when he said that?”

“in…”

“His bed. Hm.” Lore pulls a jagged flint knife out of her belt. “Be right back, Y/n~”

you grab her arm, “Wait! could you please stop threatening eachother?”

“But!!! UHG! he needs to die.” She folds her arms, and tilts her head up defiantly, her back is turned to you.

You lean over her shoulder to get direct access to her ear. “No he does not, Lore. I’d never forgive you,”

“F-fine.” Steeling herself with a deep breath, she re-sheathes the knife. “You owe me though…”

“What do you want?” You ask.

“A sleepover! Duh!” She touches your chest, “And…” Her lips crash softly against yours, the scent of sweet herbs carries on her. “That.” She pulls back to look into your eyes before she saunters away happily.

You notice the position of the sun and almost shriek! Aster is so gonna rub it in your face if he forages more than you.

You hurry home to grab your favorite basket and head to the forest to join Aster. On your way, you feel that you’re being hunted.

“Hey Y/n~ Wanna make it a game day?” Aster’s basket is already a quarter full of little fruits and mushrooms, so he’s going to win, but…

“Sure, why not” You giggle.

“Usual rules, loser has to do whatever the winner says…” You don’t quite notice the devilish sparkle to his smile, so you naturally agree. Gotta have fun while you do your duties!

Your basket fills fast enough, you still lose, though it’s not like you didn’t see it coming.

Once you’ve both turned in your efforts of the day, Aster finds you at the banquet. You were putting your bowl away after cleaning it, when his arms snake around you.

“Loser…” He taunts.

“Hah! Aster, no need to be a sore winn—” His hand travels down to your bottoms. “er…”

“Shh. Do whatever I say, remember?” Fingertips find your skin now, brushing barely over it. “stand still.”

Shaking legs and all, you obey to your best ability.

He finds a sweet spot, eliciting a small gasp, and he stays there. Your brows knit, and you close your eyes. he pushes down harder, but still gently.

“Next time, I’m gonna take you.” His breath tickles your neck as he whispers.

You shiver, eyes wide.

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bestanimatedmovie · 1 year

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Choose your favorite!

Vote in the other polls!

What fans say:

Rise of the Guardians:

It's a fun story with good writing and really interesting characters.

I was drawn in by the white haired anime boy when the trailers first dropped, I was further drawn in by the fact that he was also dead (Hurt/comfort angst potential is HOUGH) But also the visuals are absolutely gorgeous and I fell in love with the story of hope and faith and of wanting to be seen. It's such a wholesome movie and I've watched it repeatedly when it came out in theatres. Did I also mention the SOUNDTRACK?! ACK-! I love it!!!

I was here when this film was HUGE on Tumblr and I get so much nostalgia over it, sure, it was a little cringe*, but I had fun and that's what matters <3

The Emperor's New Groove:

Funny, memorable, guy turns into a llama.

This bad boy can fit so many memes! A great movie. Really good story about empathy. Fantastic villain. Fun family dynamics. The main character is FLAMBOYANT. Kronk is in this. I don't know what else you could possibly want. Oh yes, 2D animation my beloved.

The movie has a pretty silly concept but still contains plenty of heart and themes of cooperation and friendship. Plus all of the characters are iconic. They tend to be just a little bit horrible but still loveable (or at least extremely entertaining to watch).

I have loved this movie for 20 years; like 10 years ago I managed to convert my mom and now it’s our Thanksgiving movie. Infinitely quotable. The fact that Patrick Warburton is genuinely so tone-deaf that Kronk’s humming of the Mission: Impossible theme is UNRECOGNIZABLE.

Has the best character development of all time and also a himbo who likes to cook and Eartha Kitt!! my brother and i would always watch this movie on road trips it’s iconic and the best scene is definitely when Kuzco wakes up as a llama in the countryside and both he and Pacha freak the hell out and Kuzco goes “LLAMA FAAAAAACE” it is HILARIOUS amazing movie fr

It’s so well done! The voice acting is great, the whole movie is campy and fun, and it’s a movie about learning to care about other people.

*Mod note: we embrace the cringe in this house.

#Rise of the Guardians #The Emperor's New Groove #best animated movie #round 2 #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

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kawaiijohn · 1 year

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details in roots of pacha that i love

the crops you can grow start out as the undomesticated version of the crops we know until you know enough of it

when you walk by someone playing an instrument, their instrument is added to the BGM within a certain range

every character has their own specific dance. garrek does the gangnam style lmao

the characters repeatedly mention tech they want to invent that we in the real world know of, and the character always wants to name it something close but so very stupid. i love it.

characters do actually have relationships with each other that develop along with the village itself

During a specific totem quest, the BGM changes instrumentation depending on which instrument/symbol is active

you literally don't have a specific/accurate clock on your UI until you discover and research the technology for it!

each animal you can tame has a different song for the rhythm minigame you have to play to tame them. my favorite is the one for the cave lions.

FISHING MINIGAME GOOD. VERY GOOD. i dont have to click a million times, just mouse over the fish patiently!

when you level up in specific plants, they visibly change to the domesticated versions if they're plants that have multiple harvests

recipes you cook are individually animated with whatever specific tools/utensils they require, and its fun to watch.

every festival has little secrets or a minigame to play

THE PAINTING YOU CAN DO ON FURNITURE?? ITS SO GOOD????

Anyways, here's my gf in game who I love dearly :)

#dantes vibe corner #roots of pacha #i will recc this game to ANYONE who likes anything like stardew or story of seasons #but ESPECIALLY if they also have an interest in prehistory

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leviathan-supersystem · 19 days

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You seem knowledgeable on the USSR, can you do a debunking of this post, or link me a source which debunks it?

https://www.tumblr.com/sanson-ki-mala-pe/746822120828502016/soviet-antisemitism-a-hundred-years-of-recycling

i don;t have time to address every claim made here, but it jumps out to me immediately that the source they're referencing, "More than a Century of Antisemitism: How Successive Occupants of the Kremlin Have Used Antisemitism to Spread Disinformation and Propaganda" is quite literally published by the US Department of State, and that this document in turn uses as one of it's major sources the Romanian defector Ion Mihai Pacepa, a controversial figure who's various claims have been frequently called into doubt even by those sympathetic to his cause.

for example, in this book review by the national catholic register [link], the author of the review, who is plainly sympathetic to Pacepa's anti-communist goals, nonetheless casts doubt on many of the claims he makes:

In the article “Moscow’s Assault on the Vatican,” published in 2007, Pacepa claimed he convinced legendary Vatican diplomat Msgr. Agostino Casaroli — later cardinal and secretary of state under Pope John Paul II — to let three Romanian agents, posing as priests, peruse the papal archives. Under scrutiny, Pacepa’s story began to unravel, with doubts expressed by historians and Vatican experts. Then the reason Pacepa claimed to have credibility with the Vatican collapsed: He said he had engineered a “spy trade” in 1959, exchanging jailed Romanian Archbishop Augustin Pacha for two spies caught in West Germany. But Archbishop Ioan Robu of Bucharest showed photos of the bishop’s 1954 crypt, explaining the heroic man was already dead when Pacepa claimed to have liberated him.

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Vatican diplomats Cardinals Giovanni Cheli and Luigi Poggi were involved in negotiations with Romania and the Soviet bloc. Cardinal Cheli called Pacepa’s allegations “untruthful scenarios,” while Cardinal Poggi declared them “the product of a troubled mind and soul.” Archbishop Robu, who was consecrated by Cardinal Casaroli, emphatically calls the Pacepa account false: “We would know, it would be in our memories, if Romanian spies gained access to the Vatican Archives. It didn’t happen.”

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In Disinformation, Pacepa credits KGB operations with everything from plotting the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy to provoking the rise of Islamic extremism. In each scenario, he portrays himself as a witness to history — when his true rank and job description would never explain access to these events or decisions.

another similarly anti-communist catholic source is the catholic review, the official publication of the archdioces of baltimore. [link] they write:

Mr. Rychlak, the author of two books on Pope Pius and World War II, said he thinks Mr. Pacepa’s account needs to be verified in the Soviet archives. “Pacepa’s timing is questionable. Why hasn’t this story been revealed until now? I hope the United States government will declassify any information it has on this important matter, to spare the time a Freedom of Information Act request takes,” said Mr. Rychlak. John Cornwell, the British author of a 1999 book, “Hitler’s Pope: The Secret History of Pius XII,” told CNS he has never heard the claims described by Mr. Pacepa and considers them “most unlikely.” “As a supporter of NATO and the Western Alliance, it’s not inconceivable the pope could have been targeted (by the KGB). But I haven’t seen any credible documents indicating anyone doctored material,” said Mr. Cornwell, whose book was criticized by church officials for its negative portrayal of Pope Pius. Former colleagues of Mr. Pacepa, 79, expressed doubts about his story. “Between 1960 and 1962, when he pretends he ran Vatican spies, he was in Bucharest, assigned as a deputy in the techno-scientific section of Securitate (the Romanian secret police), where he stayed until he defected in 1978,” said a former high-ranking Securitate officer who would not allow his name to be used. “In the chain of command he would not have had direct communication with the KGB generals. If he did, that would make him a Soviet agent, not a Romanian one,” the source added. “In 1959, Pacepa was in Germany under diplomatic cover. He was a captain in Cologne with a degree in chemistry and belonged to the techno-scientific section. Again, the KGB generals wouldn’t have taken him into consideration,” said the source, who believes Mr. Pacepa is trying to build a “mysterious aura” for himself in his later years. “Why did he wait 29 years (since his defection) to reveal this? If it’s true, it would have made so much sense to put it on the table in 1981, after the Soviet-Bulgarian plot to assassinate Pope John Paul II,” the source said. A former Romanian diplomat of the communist era, who has advised the U.S. government, expressed “deep doubts” about the account. “Pacepa is not a serious source,” said the former diplomat. “His book ‘Red Horizons’ (1988) is about one-third fiction. He takes some real facts, and then invents. “I’m afraid he is just trying to bring attention to his persona. He invokes the Vatican because the Romanian Securitate has been exhausted and is a marginal issue,” he added. “Pacepa does not document. Given the gravity of the affirmations he makes, in order to be credible, he must unveil the source, himself, or otherwise it is fiction,” said the retired diplomat.

given Ion Mihai Pacepa's overall track record, i would certainly like to see some other source verifying the various claims that the "More Than A Century Of Antisemitism" cites from him, most especially the claim that the USSR distributed copies of the Protocols in arabic in the middle east, a claim I cannot find any other source for.

Edit: also i should note that one of the major thrusts of the "More Than A Century Of Antisemitism" document is to smear all criticism of Azov in Ukraine as somehow antisemitic, which is just ludicrous. regardless of how you feel about the war in Ukraine, there are legitimate criticisms to be made of Azov Battalion and the role they have played there.

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ssadumba55 · 2 years

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Emperor Kuzco x Reader General Headcanons

Request: heyy!! So since requests are open I'm here to request something of my favorite character, emperor kuzco. My request is emperor kuzco x reader general headcannons. I really love emperor kuzco and I'd appreciate it.

Kuzco isn't big on physical affection, he didn't grow up with that (or any affection really being raised by Yzma) so he's not going to be immediately keen on affection related to physical touch (hand holding, hugs, even kissing, etc)

Slowly though, as the two of you spend more time together he may open up and allow it more often

That's mostly in private though, because in public he is a huge fan of PDA. He's a showy/flashy guy, that includes when it comes to his relationships. He will want to show you off as much as possible.

He's not really big and it's something he's aware of, so he doesn't try to pretend he can defend you. He will always have bodyguards around for that reason, to protect the both of you.

Family dinners with Pacha, Chicha, Kronk and the kids. There's always room for one more, Pacha and Chicha love you because they firmly believe you round Kuzco out/keep him in line.

Playing games with the kids (and Kronk and sometimes Kuzco, if he can allow himself to participate)

Reminding him he doesn't have to do everything alone, often when he's stressed and overworking himself. He is the ruler of a kingdom after all and he became one fairly young, he doesn't really know how to keep the pressure from getting to him

Sure, he pretends the world revolves around him, but he will make a genuine effort to pay attention to you as well

He will follow you around like a puppy if you're busy doing your own thing, he likes to know about the things you're into, he might ask you to teach him one of your hobbies

Running your fingers through his hair (because he loves that even if he pretends he doesn't)

Dressing each other up, even if you have a terrible fashion sense, it's just something the two of you like to do for fun to blow off steam. You hold mini fashion shows for each other

Listening to him vent or about his nightmares/stresses, especially related to what everyone now refers to as the 'llama incident'. Even if he doesn't want advice, he appreciates you taking the time to sit and listen to him

Dancing around the palace, on your own or together, the two of you can't stop yourselves from dancing

Gossiping. Come on, you can't tell me Kuzco isn't a total gossip.

Convincing him to talk out his feelings and make up with Pacha (when the two have the occasional argument). And if once or twice, he refers to Pacha as a father figure not making a huge fuss. He's gone long enough without a group of people supporting him, you're happy for him

Pranks! Lots of pranks! You're basically two grown children around each other, how could you resist pulling pranks!

At the end of the day, you just enjoy each other's company and are both grateful you found each other

#disney imagine #disney x reader #disney headcanons #emperor's new groove imagine #emperor kuzco x reader #kuzco x reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral imagine

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broflovski-brah · 2 months

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south park body headcanons (im imagining late teens/20s here) - agree or disagree?

stan: 5’10”. stocky, not fat but not super muscular, although it would be easy for him to put on muscle if he wanted to. just doesn’t prioritize it over his creative stuff. strong biceps and shoulders but he got that beer gut. love it.

kyle: 6’2”. lean string bean. conventionally thin with a sleeper build, strong arms and visible abs bc he’s more into sports/working out than the others. he goes on 6am runs and does pushups in the morning let’s be real. and i like the thought of him being awkwardly taller then the other 3.

cartman: 5’8”. he is still volumptious! i don’t care what anyone says. that boy will not mature to be a muscle monster alpha. whatevea whateva, he does what he wants! which would be eating lots of kfc and liane’s cooking. and not working it off. terrible team player and has no sportsmanship, he would not be in any sports.

kenny: 5’6”. he’s the shortest because he was malnourished as a child but we love a short king. scrawny but could hold up in a fight, a little muscular from doing random jobs + i think he’d do football or track.

Stan: Agree. He’s got a bit of a tummy but that never hurt anyone. I kinda picture him being built kinda like Pacha from Emperor’s New Groove. Not quite as chubby but you get the picture. He’s solid. If you throw him at a moving truck he’d ricochet off. Randy probably insisted that he ate more ‘rich people food’ which contributed to his broadness, because Randy kept feeding him too much to ‘make him look like a real rich guy’. Hes got the quarterback build. Hes overweight but most of it is because he’s just solid in high school.

Kyle: Agree! Kyle w/sleepers build is now a fav hdc of mine. i feel like he was that one kid as a freshman who was absolutely rail thin because every calorie he ate went to his height instead of his muscles, but then junior year hits and he suddenly starts gaining muscle. He has a very strict workout routine and likes going for morning runs while the sun’s rising. It helps him clear his head. His immediate response to stress is to exercise. He has a ton of random growth spurts and when he’s at the bus stop with the other 3 the summer after 8th grade he just looms over them, lmao-he’s absolutely strong though. Just because he was rail thin as a freshman did not mean he was weak.

Cartman: Absolutely! I hate when people make Cartman suddenly buff, as if he would give up Cheesy Poofs and Butterwich Sabdwixhes He’s still a chubby boy even in his teen years. Hes that one kid who walks the mile in gym because he ‘doesn’t feel like running today’. Whenever his team loses usually because of him he absolutely throws a fit. He hit Kyle in the head with a baseball bat and nearly split his head open in eighth grade because he lost. Hes thrown kickballs in fits of rage and gives no fucks. Whenever he wins you don’t stop hearing it from him for months afterwards. He would never lift a finger to work off all the KFC and Cheesy Poifs he eats. I don’t care what people say. He’s not gonna suddenly have a change of heart and work off all that. It’s not in character for him. Just look at him in “Raising the Bar”.

Kenny: Agree! He probably has scars on his body from doing stupid shit for money. He didn’t have much to go off of, like you said, because he was malnourished as a kid. I do like to think his friends (mainly Butters and Kyle) start noticing Kenny is way thinner than they thought, and start giving him food, so he does eventually have his growth spurt, but he’s definitely not the tallest. His hands and arms are probably really calloused from random jobs he’s picked up. He’s extremely scrappy and could probably kick ass in a fight, even if he’s malnourished. In his teen years his friends start letting him shower at their place. He starts taking better care of his body as well, with the help of his friends. Hes a tiny little thing tho. I don’t see him being gigantic, but he’s not like-elf sized either.

Agree 100% with these!!

#south park #eric cartman #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick #south park headcanons

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lordoftherazzles · 1 year

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THE NIGHT WE MET ↳ NOW ON AO3

I absolutely loved getting to work with @consultingpacha for the first year of @fellowshipofthefics‘ The Hobbit: An Unexpected Collaboration event! Pacha was such a great partner and listened to my yelling, as well as brought many great ideas to the table!! I’d love to work with her again one day, and I hope you like this little story we managed to tie together! Be sure to give her artwork some love and attention, which you can find → here!

On a night when The Green Dragon Inn is out of vacancy, Bilbo Baggins opens up his home to a trio of displaced and rain-soaked dwarves. The two children of the bunch are happy to have a temporary home away from the rain, but their uncle, Thorin, sees it only as a debt to be repaid.

Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship(s): Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fili, Kili, Thorin’s Company, Original Hobbit Character(s), etc.

“Bag End has a few rooms that are unused!” Bilbo practically shouted, earning an uncomfortable bout of silence within the entire main room of the pub, and three sets of dwarven eyes staring at him in both shock and confusion. “That is to say…since the Green Dragon seems to be out of vacancy…if you’re looking for a place to stay, I’d happily give you the rooms–” “I’m not looking for a handout.” The dwarf practically growled before a tiny tug came to the bottom of his tunic. Those big blue eyes of Fili’s staring back at him. “...But under these particular circumstances, my hands are a bit tied. How much?” “If you’re unwilling to take my handout as you call it, how about you just pay me what you think is fair?” Bilbo offered with a small shrug, offering a small smile to try and soothe the frayed nerves of the little ones that kept flickering their eyes between the adults. “There’s plenty of food, warm blankets, and a bathtub you can use.” “That won’t be necessary–” “The little ones look chilled to the bone. Think of their cold little toes in those boots! Some hot water and bubbles will do them some good and ensure their feet remain intact.” “Bubbles?! For my toes?!” Fili cried out in excitement as he bounced from latching to his guardian’s leg towards the stranger. “Mhm, lots of bubbles, and they’re lavender scented. You’ll smell just like a field of flowers,” Bilbo teased, his heart warming at the idea of his good deed, but the look he was fixed with by the rather exhausted-looking dwarf before him was telling. He didn’t like this, but as terrible as it was to admit, Bilbo knew he had no other choice, and was glad for that. “I’m…terribly sorry, I forgot to introduce myself first before throwing my home open up to you. Rather strange, isn’t it? Bilbo Baggins, of Bag End.” Jutting his hand out for a proper shake, it took the dwarf a few moments to so much as move. “Thorin.”

#the hobbit #bagginshield #thilbo #thorin oakenshield #bilbo baggins #fili #kili #thorin x bilbo #bilbo x thorin #hobbit fic #hobbit fanfic #bagginshield fic #thauc22 #razzywrites #fic: the night we met #consultingpacha

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tornrose24 · 5 months

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(Curt Connors and Bruce Banner designs belong to @artistcaptainbendy)

Presenting the man, the myth the legend–Tony Stark/Iron Man.

His story is almost identical to that of the MCU, where he outed himself as Iron Man to the world, though he’s getting close to retiring around the time Peter becomes Spiderman. I designed him with a bit of Robert Downey Jr. in mind, but that includes the actor’s actual height so he’s the shortest man in the Avengers. Much like in the MCU, Tony gets along the best with Bruce given he’s the only one who can intellectually keep up with him. I absolutely see Tony as the Kuzco to Bruce’s Pacha, without the jerkassery involved. Also, no, he’s not dealing with alcoholism like in the comics–he’s been trying to stay sober for quite awhile.

And much like in the comics, Stark and Octavius HATE each other, even if they won’t admit it out loud. Otto hates Tony for his show-offness and not taking anyone serious attitude, and Tony hates Otto for not liking/respecting him, as well as the arrogance within the scientist that comes out once in awhile. (Something which of course was going to be amplified when a certain incident happened).

In addition, Tony did hear a rumor that at least one kid somehow managed to impress Otto and he wanted to know who it was. Not wanting to lose Peter to a ‘pompous, idiotic man-child’ out of annoyance (and a bit of jealousy) Otto refused to say anything. Ironically, considering what happens to those who are connected to Iron Man (not to mention certain events in the MCU), Otto might have saved Spidey some trouble.

Also, I saw gameplay of the Insomniac Spiderman 2 game and wanted to recreate a couple of moments involving Curt. I think MJ would have to tell him she’s a friend of Peter and Gwen’s to gain his trust here. Also no, it would not be Kraven’s last hunt–he just wants to fight a giant lizard for the thrill of it.

#spiderman #the avengers #iron man #the incredible hulk #bruce banner #tony stark #otto octavius #doctor octopus #mary jane watson #curt connors #the lizard #kraven the hunter

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