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shiftythrifting · 4 months

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Thrift art blog!

There's a new blog for specifically thrifted art over at @thriftstoreart so make sure you share your funky and unique finds over there, too!

#not shifty but #adjacent #text post

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hailsatanacab · 7 months

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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badwaves · 3 months

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got shifty on da brain tonight (first comic inspired by this post)

#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #shifty #i know canonically they were wearing masks around him or w/e but i live in the beautiful world where shifty was just ford's weird ouppy #or alternatively his weird son. i'm torn because i'm so 🤔 about shifty copying ford's avuncular mannerisms but also #i talk to my cats like human children all the time. i perhaps think about this way too much

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shifting-worlds · 1 year

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How are we doing tonight tumblrinas

EDIT: forgot to add that both included universally loathed “finales” and cars that were weirdly significant

#teen wolf #teen wolf movie #sterek #derek hale #spn #supernatural #destiel #deancas #nov 5 #destielgate #stiles stilinski #dean winchester #castiel #shifty speaks

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sakuraspoke · 20 days

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#this old man #the posture #the shifty side eye #helP #papa emeritus iv #copia #papa copia #the band ghost #my gifs #q

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redactedgoose · 10 months

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Clark is aware that spying on others is more Batman's thing.

However... it's his little niece and nephew, okay? Just because they live in Illinois now (and aren't his blood relatives) doesn't mean anything. The Walker family's always been close with the Kents, even if only Grandma Walker still even lives in Smallville. So, just like he always keeps an ear out for Ma and Pa, he keeps an ear out for Alicia, Maddie, her husband Jack, and his cute niece and nephew's heartbeats.

It's easy enough and a pretty good indicator of their well-being, even beyond the obvious.

Clark really can't be held accountable for the chair that punched through the wall of the Watchtower's meeting room when he shot up out of it. He figures that he's being quite restrained, actually, since his nephew's heart literally just stopped beating.

In the time that it takes to pacify the rest of the assembled League members, though, Danny's heart starts beating again.

But it's different. Slower. Dangerously so.

He needs to get to Amity Park right now.

#dpxdc #danny phantom #dc comics #superman #:)#can you IMAGINE him rolling up being all concerned #and it looks like nothing's wrong #except now there's a portal to hell in his sibs' basement #and danny is shifty about how it got turned on #and all clark can think is 'oh god it's a Lab Accident situation isn't it'#and then. a month or so later. danny's heartbeat stops again #because that's when he transforms again right? mystery meat ep 1 #and clark freaks out again #in the time it takes him to get there (civilian way which he is Regretting)#it starts and stops and starts again and clark's losing it

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wanderingcritter · 4 months

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Hell yeah im T4T 😎💪 (therian 4 therian)

#pls i need an alterhuman s/o sooo bad #i want us to have matching gear #and get shifty at the same time so we can be silly critters together #alterhuman #nonhuman #alterhumans #otherkin #therian #therianthropy #canine therian #bovine therian #dogkin #wolfblood kin #werewolf kin #transspecies #species dysphoria #therian gear #rq dni #anti transid

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fuckyeahcoelacanths · 2 months

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We interrupt our usual Coelacanth Saturday delights to bring you this important Coelacanth Update.

@shiftythrifting's Sticker of the Month Club has provided us with the VaporCoelacanth Sticker and nice Coelacanth facts.

This makes today a...

COELACANTH SATURDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!

#coelacanth #coelacanth saturday #coelacanth saturday extravaganza #shifty thrifting #sticker of the month club #vaporwave coelacanth #vaporcoelacanth

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circusmantis · 24 days

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More Slay the prince heck yeah

#circusmantis #slay the princess art #slay the princess princess #slay the princess fanart #slay the princess game #slay the prince au #slay the princess #the princess #stp the shifting mound #shifty #the long quiet #stp the long quiet #stp shifting mound #au #genderbend #stp spectre

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shiftythrifting · 1 year

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My wife says this is the work of a psychopath

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #crayons #hall of fame #finally some shifty thrifting

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vaynglories · 6 months

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specific ship dynamic that makes me insane:

chivalrous warrior who wears their whole heart on their sleeve & radiates devotion from every pore x the shifty bastard who would drown their own hands in an ocean of blood for the other one's sake without hesitation and never say a word about it

#(pls note: they are equally stupid in love with each other but shifty bastard is violently allergic to emotional honesty)#shipping #ship dynamics #wild shrieks.txt #if you follow me on the brainrot sideblog and are thinking 'hey that sounds like-' yeah. yeah. you're probably right 😔#i'm goin thru it let me live!!!!!

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staud · 6 months

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