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l3viat8an · 1 month

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In your opinion out of all the sides (except luke ofc) which guy gives the most “big dick energy” 👀 (you are free to rank them from biggest to smallest if you wish :3)

I mean- Diavolo definitely has big dick energy- but everybody says that so it seems like more of a fact now sjksjsk

I’d say Barbatos!!!- hang on AND HEAR ME OUT!!!- This man has a big dick and he knows it.

It’s just…..something about his quiet self assurance, he’s not trying to overcompensate in other areas of his life.

Barbatos shows that he doesn’t feel the need to prove some kind of extreme masculinity either-

He’s comfortable in his masculinity and doesn’t need others approval.

To me that’s like the biggest big dick energy 👌

#I can’t rank them because I feel bad for who ends up at the bottom of the list kjsksjsk #(don’t ask I’m not telling who!!)#obey me!#obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #ro rambles #om!#anon!#om! barbatos #om! diavolo #anD BARBATOS IN HIS DAME OUTFIT!!!#BIG DICK ENERGY #obey me smut

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enoe-of-noen · 3 months

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My opinions on the demon brothers

Lucifer

I can relate to his strictness as the eldest sibling, but oh my gosh he gets on my nerves. I hate him (lovingly.) Though you do get some of the best writing in fanfics-

Mammon

This idiot. Used to be my least favourite cause my friend absolutely hates him, but he’s such a cute tsundere I can’t- like, crow babies??? Hcs where he gives you cute little trinkets as a sign of love??? Although, I don’t really consider him being my top brother. Sure, he’s mc’s first man and he’s absolutely smitten, but someone else is my number one <3

Leviathan

This fricking otaku. I relate to you so goddamn much. But you’re also my friend’s favourite so I won’t steal you from them ;) Kinda like Mammon to me, but less…idk eccentric and open about love??? Or is just a way more bashful tsundere.

Satan

Nerd. Furry. The fact you’re so…poetic in your vocabulary kinda makes me ick but eh, to each their own. I know everybody hates your fashion sense, but I honestly just don’t care. Kinda cringe ngl. I still like love him though. Great character 👍 Side note: your song is relaxing oml. And the fact you and Belphie have a duo song is mm 👌

Asmodeus

MY PRETTY BOY!!! <33333 You’re gorgeous, the moment, my prettiest demon!!! You have a special place in my heart bbg <3 Screw everyone who thinks you’re shallow just cause you’re the avatar of lust, you’re amazing! And I love you greatly!!!

Beelzebub

You. I love you so goddamn much I am always so angry how there isn’t enough content about you out there.

MY HUNGRY BOY!!! MY MUSCLE MAN!!!! MY BIG MAN!!! MY SOFTIE!!! MY PUPPY!!! MY LOVE <33333 I have your hair memorized so I can basically draw it perfectly now >:) I would love to snack with you and give you your well deserved chest and head rubs!!! I will take care of you so much you’ll have no choice but to love me.

Belphegor

You annoying brat. You’re my Beel’s twin so you have mercy. You’re so goddamn irritating/irritated, and the fact you’re considered the youngest sibling kinda makes me hate you just a little more. Believe me, I know what it’s like having an annoying younger sibling :) The fact you got so grumpy at me when I had you on my homescreen cemented my opinion on you, but you’re so goddamn cute when sleepy and cuddly <3 I hatefully love you. Your blushing face whenever I tap your head on surprise guest tho <33333

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Ranked:

Beelzebub, my beloved

Belphegor

Asmodeus

Satan - Leviathan

Mammon

Lucifer

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@editoraj do this too >:(

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me ranking #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor

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celestialrealms · 1 month

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................................i don't want to talk about it

#i didn't have enough grim to finish leveling it so I failed tbh #if it makes anyone feel any better i didn't spend any dp #i just had a lot of drinks and ap saved for his next event + i love simeon and got lucky in the gacha #i'm absolutely certain i'll get kicked out of my ranking by whales soon #the no 1 person has like 400000............#obey me barbatos #obey me

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nocreativityfornames · 4 months

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I'll just go ahead and say this, since now we're apparently back to our timeline: if any of the brothers dare insult Solomon from here on, my MC will be throwing hands.

#man has had our backs this entire time #he's the true mvp here ( mephisto ranks 2° idc if you disagree )#and I don't wanna hear a single bad word said about him from now on #so leave grandpa alone only I'm allowed to insult him #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omnb #obey me solomon #☙ no creativity for names ✾

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ad0rechuu · 4 months

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CURRENT OBEY ME CHARACTER RANKING. —

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Mammon

thirteen

Lucifer

Luke

solomon

Simeon

Satan

Asmodeus

Belphegor

Beelzebub

Diavolo

Barbatos

Leviathan

Raphael

Mephistopheles

DONT YELL AT ME I LOVE THEM ALL 😭 i followed my gut like arion said and this is the result this was torture never again!! i feel guilty :<

feel free to reblog with your own ranking !

#lucifer and luke are interchangeable #depends on the weather you know #ad0rechuu — games #ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ anya #obey me #obey me ranking #obey me characters #obey me game #obey me swd #obey me nb #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me nightbringer #obey me fandom #obey me!

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devildomwriter · 1 year

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Mephistopheles Christmas Interview

Mephistopheles: That concludes my list of questions, but…

MC: Yes?

Mephistopheles: There are a few things that confuse me about this holiday

MC: Really, like what?

Mephistopheles: So, your Santa and ours are fundamentally different; the first being yours is human and also doesn’t exist

MC: Yep

Mephistopheles: So because he didn’t exist, all adults everywhere around the world lie to kids in their developmental years about a chubby old man breaking and entering into your home while you sleep at night on Christmas eve.

MC: ….yep

Mephistopheles: And they threaten children to behave well, or they won’t get gifts from this man

MC: Yup.

Mephistopheles: So what about poor families? Maybe one gets an orange, and the neighbor gets a puppy. Do they think Santa hates them?

MC: They probably think they need to better next year

Mephistopheles: But what if they’re poorer, regardless

MC: Then they’ll think the same thing

Mephistopheles: And how about when they find out he’s fake? For years their parents and adults, the people they’re supposed to trust and go to advice for, reveal it’s all been a big lie…and they’re supposed to trust them again?

MC: Yep

Mephistopheles: And this Christmas was founded on the Christian religion and Jesus’s birth, right?

MC: Yes

Mephistopheles: Then why would children believe in god, whom they can’t see, when it’s revealed someone they supposedly could see wasn’t real to begin with? If their parents lied about Santa, couldn’t they be lying about that too? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not encouraging Christianity, but in my eyes, that doesn’t make any sense

MC: I know

Mephistopheles: You know? But then why don’t you tell others

MC: You try it. Watch the crowd of angry moms and dads descend upon you for ruining “Christmas magic.”

Mephistopheles: Wouldn’t they just be mad that their lie was revealed…keeping children ignorant because they think it’s fun is very selfish though the whole idea of asking for gifts is also selfish, so I suppose it’s along the same lines

Mephistopheles: And what happens when a kid isn’t told Santa is real?

MC: Then usually, they get really annoyed that every other child is stupid and that when they say he’s not real, everyone shouts back that he is, and the adults lie and agree with them. It’s infuriating.

Mephistopheles: You sound as though you’re speaking from experience.

MC: I am

Mephistopheles: So then, what’s your Christmas experience?

MC: Christmas to me is always magical because I never believed in the fake magic. I’m glad my parents never lied to me and had me take pictures with old men in suits just so they could put them in a photo album to look at when I’m not a child and hating them for years of lies.

Mephistopheles: For a human, you seem really against this…

MC: No, I love Christmas. I just hate lying to children.

Mephistopheles: Okay…so how’s this for the article’s title

Mephistopheles: “Tis the season for lying and building mistrust in adults and society”

MC: Yep, that sums it up pretty well.

Mephistopheles: And the other holidays?

MC: They lie too.

Mephistopheles: I should have guessed.

#obey me shall we date #obey me drabble #obey me skit #obey me mephistopheles #slight rank about how much I hated other parents as a child for lying to their kids #my pastor asked what their favorite part of Christmas was #this kid shouts that it’s Santa #I shout he’s not real and the entire room shouted back at me that he was #I was so mad they were all so stupid #25 days of obey me christmas #funny obey me

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honeynclove · 12 days

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what the fuck is bro wearing

#☕️!- clove speaks #Like Martha speaks #I do a tier ranking of the obey me outfits and the bottom tier is just titled belphegor #HE LOOKS GOOD IN SOME CARDS #hate this mf so badly actually #redesigning him first and giving him a cow patterned cardigan what do we think boys #piers complains about belphegors outfits

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misc-obeyme · 2 months

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helloo :D <3 hope you're having a super lovely day!!

the topic came up while talking with a friend so i thought it'd be fun to ask here too, how would you rate the om cast (i suppose from best to worst? however you want haha) in terms of reacting to you crying?

feel free to answer specifically in regards to yourself, since i know different people want different things (ie satan is great but while his logic and rational thinking may work for some people if he so much as tried to ask why i was crying i would probably start crying harder OOPS)

Hello there!! My day has been splendid and I hope you're having a lovely one as well!! (I really love your art style btw!)

Fun fact about me - I am a crier. Movies, weddings, sad commercials, beautiful melodies, you name it and it's likely made me cry at some point. I personally would just be like don't worry about it, I do this all the time, just give it a minute.

However I've also had bouts of crying that were brought on by stress. Like you're just overwhelmed or there's just too much to deal with or something genuinely awful happened. So assuming it's a situation like this and not just me crying about puppies, here is my rank, from best to worst!

Barbatos: This is definitely due to my bias and what I personally would want in such moments. I think Barbatos would be the kind of person who would simply sit with you. If you wanted him to hold you, he would. If you wanted him to listen to you talk about what's bothering you, he would. He would comfort you and probably make you tea and just be present. I have a lot of really strong and swirling emotions and it really helps just to be with someone who is calm.

Simeon: He also strikes me as the one to keep his cool, stay calm, and just hold you. I think he'd be a little bit more doting than Barb - like he might fuss over you a bit. I also see him being more cuddly, like his first reaction is to hold you close and keep you there. And then his second reaction is to cook something for you lol.

Solomon: This is another one that is likely just due to my bias. Because Solomon cares a lot about MC specifically and if they came crying to him, he would alternate between wanting to comfort them and wanting to do something to stop whatever is causing them to suffer. I think Solomon might get a little solution oriented at first, asking you questions about what's going on, possibly asking if he needs to fight someone or something - but if you tell him that you just need him right then, he'll listen.

Beelzebub: Another one who will be the calming presence in the face of chaotic emotions. He would likely try to feed you, too, but aside from that, I think Beel would just listen and be present.

Asmodeus: More empathic in reaction than the others, I think Asmo wouldn't just sit there and try to comfort you. I think he'd see you crying and then start crying himself. Now he's crying with you and there's something therapeutic about crying together.

Diavolo: Kinda like Solomon in that I think he'd initially be like okay what do I need to do to fix this. He's also solution oriented right of the bat, but will listen if you say you just want him to comfort you. Then he switches to his more sympathetic side and might even shed a few tears himself.

Lucifer: Lower on the list because this man is so emotionally repressed, I don't think he'd know what to do with a crying MC. His logic would be the thing that prevails, trying to find solutions, but also knowing to just comfort you if necessary. I think he'd try but his success rate might not be great lol.

Satan: Just like you said, I think Satan would be all about finding a way to fix things. My dad is like this. Any time anyone is upset, he tries to find the best solution. And in order to find the best solution, you gotta discuss the problem. And in order to discuss the problem, you gotta maybe stop crying if you can. Like okay you are not helping lol. And I don't know if Satan would be able to fully disengage from that need to fix things. Like I appreciate it and I would go to him when I was ready to talk about solutions and such, but a lot of times the solution is just to cry it out.

Belphegor: Belphie strikes me as the type who would be like okay let's take a nap or let's distract you and worry about this later. This puts him low on my personal list because I use sleep as a way to avoid things and that's never been good. It's been a real problem for me personally. I think if you were the kind of person who would find comfort in taking a break from the feelings for a bit, then it might work better for sure.

Mammon: Mammon is also low on my list for similar reasons. I think he would try to distract you. Let's watch a movie or let's go out or something along those lines. I also think he might just straight up panic if you showed up crying. He might start crying with you too but in a I don't know what to do about this kind of way.

Leviathan: I love Levi, I really do, but he is the lowest on my list because I don't think he would be calm at all. I think he would be extremely nervous, have no idea what to do, be overly worried about you. You could convince him to calm down and just hold you, but I know I wouldn't have the mental capacity to do that if I was in that state. He would also try to distract with anime and video games and that's all well and good but only after I've cried it out lol.

I didn't include the newbies because I feel like I don't know them well enough to put them in the rank. But currently I love the idea of Thirteen being soft and sweet, the calm one that will hold you. Mephisto might be alarmed at first, but then eventually realize you need comfort, too. Raphael I dunno he kinda seems like he might go the Satan route lol.

Anyway, that's just my personal ranking! It's definitely going to be different for everyone, as you said! In the end, I think they'd all do their best to help you.

Thank you for asking, this was fun to think about!

#Barbatos ranks number one in my lists once again #no surprise there lol #but this is one of the reasons I love him so much tbh #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me brothers #obey me side characters #shootingstarrfish #cc mutuals #misc answers

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cinnamon-bunni · 1 year

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so far in nightbringer (currently in chapter 5) all ive learned is is that Lucifer truly is such a good source of angst. he 1) will never let his brothers know what he is thinking or feeling, 2) sees that this leads to misunderstandings between him and them because of this, but doesnt do anything about it because 3) he can and will do anything for his brothers and their wellbeings. he loves them so much and only wants what's best for them, even if they disagree. even if it actively hurts them, he will do what he believes is best for them because he loves them and if that isnt good Angst then i dont know what is

#this is just a long winded way of me saying that i have lucifer angst fanfic ideas okay #tbh this is nothing new--not at all--but just solidifies it a bit more #someone ask me to rant about this because i desperately want to rant about how much luci loves his brothers #its all i think about lmao #obey me #bunni mumbles #lucifer #obey me lucifer #omswd #omnb #obey me nightbringer #on an unrelated note: why is the difficulty level jump so fucking high???i can only get b ranks now lol;;;;#might delete later idk this might be dumb of me to post something obvious

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radarchives · 1 year

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#obey me #satan #ranked number one character who should not be given a gun #queuecifer

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downbadmostofthetime · 1 year

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I ranked all of the obey me songs so here are my rankings + my opinions

sorry for large wall of text idk how tumblr works tbh

25th: Our Destiny- Solomon

I listened to this song like once and then never again

This song is so bad I’m sorry

I can see why I never touched this song again after it came out oh my god

24th: On Your Way- Demon Brothers

Roblox Tycoon Music

First time listening and it’s eh

Yeah no I don’t like it

23rd: My Wish- Luke

I’m so sorry Luke I love you as a son you are my son my boy but this song just ain’t it

Sounds like a youtube gachatuber intro song

This song is not good I have nothing else to say

22nd: Telepathy- Beel and Belphie

Honestly I’ve never really liked this song

It’s cute but it’s just not my thing

Somehow I forgot Beel and Belphie were twins. I don’t know how but I did

SATOSHI ONISHI

Yeah I don’t really have much to say

21st: Arcadia- Lucifer

The guitar here is tasty

I don’t like the voice distortion. Also Lucifer sounds weird in some parts

I don’t really like the music after the first chorus. It sounds like it belongs somewhere else than in his song

I forgot how high-pitched Lucifer sounds here, it’s not a bad thing though it’s just a bit jarring

I don’t hate this song as much as I used to though (I think)

20th: It’s My Party- Demon Brothers

I forgot if this is the opening or the ending song

It’s a nice song I guess

The chorus hits but everything else misses

19th: Choose Me- Mammon, Levi and Asmo

Ah yes, the unfortunate leftovers forced to sing together (because Beel and Belphie have their twin dynamic and Lucifer and Satan have that hatred or whatever, if that makes sense)

This song is alright? I used to like it a lot more but now it’s just kinda bad

One of those songs that’d be overplayed on the radio that I would get sick of very quickly

I thought Asmo had an extra finger on the cover art

18th: Trigger- Levi, Asmo and Beel

The leftovers forced to sing together part 2 (Why are Levi and Asmo in both leftover songs)

When did this song come out (it came out today)

I don’t like this song much

Actually I lied it’s okay (I guess)

Why does Beel sound like the butler guy from Paradox Live

17th: Question Love- Simeon

Simeon my boy what did they do to you

I used to hate this song but it slowly grew on me

Another overplayed radio song

The cover art holy shit

Please give Simeon another character song Yu Hirata slayed but the song does him so dirty

Simeon sounds like his voice has been heavily autotuned(?)

16th: Are You Ready?- Mammon

Mammon sounds like he’s talking for most of the song (if not, all of it)

Rather than being an overplayed radio songs, it sounds like one of those gems that gets played once a month on the radio

This song is nice

15th: Rock On!!- Lucifer and Mammon

I actually like this song

I didn’t expect to like it as much as I do

I have nothing else to say

14th: With You- Demon Brothers

A slow song

I like this one

I also have nothing else to say really

13th: Dreamscape- Belphie

I love Satoshi Onishi btw his voice is so nice

This song is like a breath of fresh air and I love it

I don’t have much to say about this song other than I love Satoshi Onishi’s voice

12th: Take It Easy- Satan and Belphie

I like this song way more than I thought I would

This song is a huge vibe

11th: Read My Heart- Satan

It’s a nice and calming song, like Belphie’s, it’s a breath of fresh air

Shinya Sumi did such a great job here

I’m such a huge sucker for slow songs

Refreshed my brain thank you Satan Obey Me

10th: Eternal- Demon Brothers

Another breath of fresh air

I really like how this one sounds

This was my first time listening to this song and I really liked it!

It reminds me of when I cried to an a3 song (the slow song where every actor sings)

If I was deep into my Obey Me phase still I probably would’ve cried to this song today

9th: No.1- Diavolo

I went insane when this song came out

I was so happy to see that the side characters were getting songs that I exploded into a million pieces

I replayed the trailer so many times the full version did not disappoint

King

8th: My Chance!- Levi

I love the music in this song, it sounds like it belongs in a game

If I recall, Satoshi Kada didn’t really have much singing experience prior to this song

BUT HE ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS!!

This song has made me cry before

Leviathan my scrunkly

7th: Hungry Six Pack- Beel

GOD I LOVE SONGS LIKE THIS

This was the first song to come out after I got into Obey Me (January 2021) so it’s special to me in some way

I love how in some parts Beel sounds kind of desperate to get rid of his hunger, really adds more to him and his character

What kind of title is ‘Hungry Six Pack’ though 🤨

6th: Pomade- Asmo

I love Miura Ayme he solos

I’ve probably also cried to this song before

Sounds like an idol boy song that i’d hear 200+ times but actually like

Yes hit those high notes!! Pop off!!

Would anyone believe me if I said Asmo is my favourite demon brother

Ugly crying to his song rn (help me)

5th: Passion- Lucifer and Satan

I remember wanting this song to be a heavy metal duet . It’s not but I still like it

I think I went insane when this song came out

Such a banger

I think my dad likes this song

They harmonise so well!!

4th: Sinful Indulgence- Miura Ayme

THIS SONG IS SO GOOD FOR AN OPENING

I wish more people would listen to Miura’s songs it’s just banger after banger

I think my parents like this song

This song goes so hard Miura Ayme never misses

3rd: Celestial Ray- Miura Ayme

I did not know Celestial Ray was an Obey Me song

THIS SONG IS SO FUCKING GOOD

The slow part!! Before the chorus!!!!

Miura Ayme has never missed part 2

2nd: Loveless- Miura Ayme

Three Miura Ayme songs back to back

God I love Miura Ayme’s songs

I’ve cried to this song

IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD

Ugly crying at the chorus

Obey Me devs please let Miura Ayme make more songs for Obey Me. They all go so hard

THE SLOW PART OH MY GOD more ugly crying

1st: Crazy About You- Barbatos

I went fucking INSANE when the trailer for this song dropped

IT’S SUCH A GOOD SONG

God that chorus HITS. IT’S SO GOOD

I am the Barbatos Fan ever!!

I replayed the trailer for this song so many times when it came out

THE WHISPERING

This song sent me to the ER from how good it is

THE GUITAR SOLO??? HELLO?????

They should give Barbatos another solo song he slayed fr

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me songs #ranking

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ivefallenfordemonsandicantgetup · 2 months

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Post-lesson 10 Intimacy rankings, less go!!!

10- Lucifer (fucking finally, suck it Asmo.... Or don't, ppfft)

9- Asmodeus

7- Mammon, Diavolo

6- Barbatos, Solomon

5- Simeon

4- Satan

3- Leviathan, Luke (I literally don't use him wtf)

2- Beelzebub

1- Belphegor (I did just get an SSR for him thou so this might go up before 16)

I really had to force the game to give me Lucifer in my guest interactions. Like Damn.

Also, the rng gods hate me and my most powerful cards at present are my Asmo UR+, A Diavolo UR, Lucifer SSR, and like 3 SSRs of Simeon. Problem is 3 of those 6 cards are Wrath and I'm stalled out on devil trees. I also don't have good enough Lust cards bc it stopped throwing my lvl 40 Lucifer into the battles (fucking annoying bc he's got his devil flower unlocked and all). Gonna be a while before I can make it through the next 5 lessons :/

#obey me #obey me! lucifer #obey me! leviathan #obey me! mammon #obey me! asmodeus #obey me! beelzebub #obey me! satan #obey me! belphegor #obey me! barbatos #obey me! diavolo #Intimacy ranking

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weebswrites · 1 year

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nothing pains me quite like this 💀