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hired-help · 8 months
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dear fellow ghoul fuckers: which of your blorbo's voice lines is the most impactful be that in a heart wrenching sense, a horny sense or whatever the hell other sense ?
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misathinks · 2 months
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this little trend is so cute omg
but I don’t have a bf…or a husband… so,
things my situationship (?) does that are very Porter coded ♡
obsessed with cars and when I told him I just wanted a regular ford pickup he called me boring and rolled his eyes
“oh btw I won’t be in class today” “what? you’re leaving me? why?” “you’re acting a lot like you’d miss me sir!!” “and what if I did?”
proceeded to FaceTime me while he was sitting in said class
called me emo after I told him my quince dress was black. Mind you I’ve never seen him in anything else BUT black.
threw me over his shoulder and spun me around after I told him I’d be too heavy
Bullied me for my braids the whole day, then, “maybe I should put a hat on.” “Why?” “dunno.” “Do you actually think they look bad?? Never listen to me again”
puts his headphones on me at random times to show off his “hardcore” music taste (rap), but he was in Faye Webster’s top listeners for 2023… also thinks I don’t know this
“hey I love my little pony!!” “honestly??” “yeah, Twilight Sparkle is goated”
remembers almost every episode and its plot, including Equestria Girls
swears up and down he’s a “lover” but has played multiple girls in the past
Interestingly enough though hasn’t talked to anybody but me since we met. Very surprising
“I don’t see the issue you have with me tbh” “get off my cellphone please.” “lemme hit? :/”
gets mad at me if I open doors for him. “I am not going through there.” “you’re beyond difficult.” And then opens the door for me instead
acts nonchalant and tough with his friends and other ppl and then sweet to me
would be endearing if he didn’t join them making fun of me sometimes
says he doesn’t mean it afterwards
“I told you to never call me again. ” “…if I get you Wendy’s will you forgive me?” “yes actually!”
had horrible cramps once and he kept his hand on my stomach for an hour while working because I told him it helped
notices little things like my texting habits and the tone of my voice…He knows what he’s doing. Bastard.
“*talking about my research project*” “you like… smile with your eyes.” “I do?” “yeah.” “oh.” “sorry, I just like to look at you. Keep going.”
please help me.
tbh tho he could be Vincent if he tried.
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rinbowaman · 10 months
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ↀOUBLE IIROUBLE - CHAPTER ONE
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Okay so i decided to just complete the teaser since it pretty much incorporated all of chapter 1. These chapters will be incorporated with some SMAU images, so be prepared to watch as tension grows. ;)
Pairings: Twin step brothers (Heejeong and Heeseung) and Reader.
Warnings: not so much in this one.....just covering down the formalities. Just some minor skin to skin contact is all. NOT PROOFREAD, i tried since it's a new series but with the constant interruptions, i just couldnt....so bear with me on this.
It had started to rain the moment your taxi-cab pulled up front at the main entrance of the restaurant.
“Here you are sir.”
“Thank you.”
Paying the driver, you step out of the car and quickly ran inside; entering the small foyer, you try to brush yourself dry as the damp pieces of hair remains glued to your skin. Walking up to the hostess bar, you issued a small smile and proceed to greet the young girl before you.
“Hi, I’m here to meet with my mother, her name is (enter your mother’s name here).”
“Oh yes, right this way please.”
Trailing behind, you spot your mother already seated at the table. Upon making eye contact, she stands and greets you with open arms.
“Hi mommy. I’m sorry, am I late?”
“No more than usual, y/n.” Chuckling at her comment, the both of you hug it out and sit across from each other.
“So, how do you like your new job at the museum? Do you like being a curator?”
“ I love it. The people I work with are also amazing and very helpful.”
“Mmm..that’s good. Did you get settled into your new place, with Wendy?”
“Yeah, actually I’m still unpacking but Wendy has been super helpful.”
“That’s good.”
You always were fond of talking with your mother. She was, in large part, your biggest supporter and had always shared a bond with you that was similar to that of an elder sister, not so much a mother. Yet when the time called for such, her maternal instincts would kick in, and she’d succeeded in aiding you through every obstacle as the best mother anyone could ever ask for.
College had been a bit rough for you. It was dreadful and while you remained entirely focused on your studies, others such as your college roommate, Wendy, who you became fast friends with, had been focused on boys. You loved and respected your friend of four years, yet she had a terrible habit of picking out the worst out of the male population. Nevertheless, she was someone you could always count on, even if she was moving her new boyfriend, Jeff, into the apartment, after you had agreed to move in and split all the living expenses.
“Do you like the apartment?” your mother inquires as she takes in a bite of her meal.
“It’s a bit small, but it’s do-able. Actually…” chewing on your food, you take a sip out of your drink before proceeding to inform your mother of the unexpected third roommate…
“Wendy just moved in her boyfriend, which I guess works out better because it means that our rent will be cheaper.”
“Her boyfriend? Didn’t you say you disliked him because he was always hitting on you?”
“Yeah…I mean I got that vibe but I could be overthinking it. Plus I have my own room, it makes it easy to limit the interactions. I think all in all it will be fine.”
“Do you want to move back in with me?” both you and your mother chuckle at her response.
“Maybe….we’ll see.” You smirk as you flew a wink in her direction.
Peering down at her drink, she places a hand around the glass, but does not proceed to drink out of it, instead, she taps the rim with her finger.
“Actually, I’m thinking about moving as well.”
Pausing your motions, you look up slightly wide eyed. With a confused smile, you inquired for closure as you manufactured her words.
“But…you love your apartment.”
“Yeah I do, but….its just so crowded.” She continues as she gazes out the window. “I’ll still be here, locally, but I’m thinking of moving into a house.”
“A house?”
“Yeah.”
Your look of confusion was enhanced by a slight roll in your eye as you try to configure the vague telling of your mother’s plans in relocating. Puzzled, you became a bit more forceful, though not aggressive, in trying to fish out the meaning behind her decision. Before you could speak, however, she had beaten you to the punch.
“Remember that guy I told you about? That I met three months ago?”
“You mean the one you met at the mayor’s inauguration ceremony?”
“Yeah.”
You shifted your gaze around, recalling the events of when your mother told you of a gentleman that she had met, when she, her sister, and your cousins had attended a lively event that was graced by the presence of some known and important figures known throughout the city. CEO’s, executives, politicians, and even members of foreign royal households had attended.
“Mmm..yeah….okay I remember. You’re moving in with him?”
Sipping from her glass, she sets her drink down and while maintaining strict eye contact at the condensation dripping down from the cup, she tells you…
“We’re getting married. In three weeks.”
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As the valet service opens the door to your cab, you quickly paid the driver and ran inside the lavish hotel.
‘Lets see….she said the restaurant was on the top floor…..sooo…..elevators, elevators, elevators. Where are the-oh! Found you!’
Pressing the button, you shifted nervously as you felt your mother’s disappointment through the text.
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‘When we have dinner with them, don’t be late. Its your first time meeting with family, or soon to be family, so we need to show good manners.’
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You promised your mother you would get out of work early to make it in time for the dinner. However, with  multiple staff members calling in sick, there was no way that your boss could afford to let you off early. You hoped your mother would understand, yet, you couldn’t blame her if she didn’t, considering this was the first time you were meeting her fiancé, Daehyun, or Danny as he would often be called, and his two sons. It’s natural she wanted to make a good impression on them, you were just so sorry that you had to let her down tonight.
‘God I hope she’s not mad….’
……………
Meanwhile upstairs, located on the fiftieth floor, was the platinum, exclusive, member-only featured restaurant that normally esteemed guests at the hotel would have the right to make reservations, yet Danny, being the CEO and founder of Lotte Mart, the renowned conglomerate franchise that had been around since the mid-nineties, had access to just about any private facility. Him….and his two sons, Heeseung and Heejeong.
Sitting across their father and his fiancé, the two boys sat next to each other. Heejeong, being the elder of the pair, had brought his girlfriend along, Yeon-jin. Despite the level of politeness, the two brothers displayed towards your mother, they weren’t terribly close with their father, and it showed.
Their attitude towards the rather sudden engagement wasn’t up to par either, though they made it clear that they had nothing against your mother, quite frankly, it was their father that they had the issue with…as displayed from the previous conversation they had with him, the day he broke the news of his upcoming nuptials.
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‘Don’t you think you’re rushing this a bit? Is she even comfortable in getting married so soon? Or was this all your idea?
‘You dated your other girlfriends for years and never married them. Yet you meet a woman at an event three months ago and already plan to get married? What? Does she also come from a well-to-do family?'
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Seeing your mother for the second time since their father began courting her, they both greeted her with a warm and devilishly handsome smiles as they displayed a dashing appearance of black suit and tie.
"M/N, how have you been?" Heeseung greets as Heejeong pulls a chair back for his girlfriend, whom he had brought along, Yeon-jin.
"I'm good, Heeseung. You look so handsome, you too Heejeong."
"Ah thank you. We try, you know?" Heejeong jests as he flashes a wink while he and Heeseung both take their seats across the table. Sitting next to Heeseung, was his girlfriend, who was also Yeon-jin's best friend, Sa-ra.
They were both good boys, with impressive athletic skills and academic features. They had graduated from respectable universities and excelled in every subject, all the while maintaining striking leadership authority as team captains.
Heejeong was a talented basketball player, and had even been offered scholarships through his school, yet turned them all down so he could remain close to home with his brother.
Heeseung was the school's infamous rugby player, and the young man made a name for himself for the amount of vigor he displayed as he played each season.
They were remarkable boys, and both very attractive.
Learning the family business, both boys were taking over the world as they began inheriting their father's corporation, in which they didn't mind since they had a career path where they could remain close and work alongside one another. It always surprised your mother just how close they were, she never knew the reason behind it, but always assumed that it was due to Danny's personality and fatherly devotion to his boys. Yet....it was strange.
After meeting the boys a month prior to the dinner, it kept puzzling her on how the two men could be so distasteful towards their father, who had shown countless times that he is willing to give them the world.
Danny was kind, and very nurturing. He not only strived to give the boys anything he could think of, but he also expressed his support when it came to their personal romances, not at all expressing his distaste for whatever girl they decided to date or forcing them to render the insufferable acts of arranged marriages, which happened to be quite common amongst the upper class.
Danny made it a point, to show that he was a diamond in the rough when it came to that topic, expressing and even strongly suggesting that Heejeong, or Joey, as he would sometimes be called by english speakers, to take Yeon-jin and marry her.
Despite dating the girl and seemingly having a serious relationship, Heejeong had refrained from the topic of marriage and never pursued it, with Yeon-jin or any other woman. Heeseung displayed the same attitude towards Sa-ra.
Yeon-jin and Sa-ra both excessively mingled back and forth between Danny, his two sons, and your mother. They acted friendly, yet your mother couldn’t help but notice that both, Heeseung and Heejeong, seemed as if they were merely tolerating the girls as they lavished themselves a plethora amount of jewelry and accessories.
Heejeong had an arm swooped over Yeon-jin's shoulder, his fingertips rubbed her skin from time to time, but his level of affection was very minor and his facial expressions didn’t expel a sense of love and satisfaction. The same for Heeseung. He merely sat relaxed in his chair, with his arm over Sa-ra's shoulder, but rarely glanced over her way. It was unusual for your mother to see, considering Danny informed her that the pairs had been dating for a while.
Of course, your mother was no fool, she could tell by the way both girls had acted, despite maintaining polite manners, they were both far from the persona's they both displayed themselves as throughout the night. Your mother couldn't put her finger on it, but there was something grossly odd about the two women, which made her question why such nice boys would even care to continue dating the two.
With flashy dresses, appearing more suitable for a night at the club than at a formal dinner, the girls attempted to show off a modest, and shy behavior, yet the constant stroking of Heejeong's thigh, or the obvious suggestive facial expressions Sa-ra featured whenever she stared at the man next to her, showed that their personality features at the table, was all just an act. More than likely all to impress the boy's father, which he seemed to be very fond of the two young girls and approved greatly of them dating his son's. Your mother had wondered if both of their girls moral value's were truly genuine, or if they were merely dating the brotherly pair out of the aspects that they were good looking, and excessively wealthy.
Everyone had went ahead and ordered their drinks, your mother, knowing what you may have wanted, went ahead and ordered a drink for you upon your arrival.
The boys mainly interacted with your mother, always being warmly receptive towards her, yet glaringly dreadful towards their father. Your mother couldn't understand the reason behind their hostile attitude towards their father, even when she had first met them they were genuinely kind to her, yet remained obviously disdained towards Danny.
"So I heard you both just bought a house? Is it nice?" your mother inquired.
"Yeah, it's large and has lots of space. We just moved in last week." Heeseung states as he eyes his glass, taking regular sips with his elbow propped on the table. Heejeong nods at Heeseung's words as he sips from his own drink.
"That's good. Its nice to see you both are so close and willing to live with eachother." your mother smiles as she admires both boys, who took a second to look at each other before nodding and setting their gazes at the table.
'We're all that we have...just each other....right after our mom had....'
"Oh. My daughter should be here soon. I'm so sorry that she's running late, her job sometimes becomes demanding."
The mental thought process of both, Heejeong and Heeseung was gently cut off as your mother read your text, stating you had just got into the elevator.
The boys merely looked at one another, before setting their gaze over towards your mother and Danny.
"It's alright M/N, it's understandable. Your daughter must work very hard at her job. She just started at the National Museum, correct? How impressive." Danny issued as he takes your mother's hand in his own.
Both boys glared a roll in their eyes as they shifted their gaze over to one another.
"So your daughter, y/n? Dad told us she also just graduated college?" Heejeong inquires.
"Yes. She just started working at the national museum, she loves art and historical pieces." your mother chuckles.
Heejeong and Heeseung merely chuckled back.
"Oh, here she is!" your mother claims out as she spots you from the side view of her vision. "Y/n! Over here." she gently ushers out from afar as you were escorted by the hostess.
Everyone's faces shift over towards you, and it made you more than nervous. You felt as if the blood in your body had all been drained out of you the moment you saw five other expressions looking your way.
The seating was located in a grand-ball themed room. It as massive, and adorned with tall windows along the walls that featured a breathtaking sight of the entire city. At Danny's request, the entire restaurant closed down for the night, only permitting the private access of you, your mother, her fiance, and his two sons.
Walking behind the male hostess, you walk over to your mother's side where she received you with open arms and a kiss on the cheek.
"Here, give your coat to the hostess." she ushers as she helps tak your lengthy, fashionable raincoat off.
Since your job called for it, it was fortunate that you didn't have to make a stop at the apartment to change. Your mother holds your hand and takes a step back as she guides you to stand next to her, presenting you to Danny, and the two boys across the table, along with their girlfriends.
"Everyone, this is my daughter, Y/N."
You stood there, somewhat nervous and shy though you did your best to not let it show too much. You issued a slight, sweet smile to everyone and gently greeted them with a soft tone in your voice.
"Hello, it's nice to meet you all."
Seeing how everyone stared at you made you wondered, if they were admiring you, or if they were mad that you arrived late.
It could have been the black, spaghetti strapped halter, midi dress you had on; how it displayed the fine lining of your curves while hugging onto your body tightly, and was delicately exposing skin, but not too lasciviously as the one's Yeon-jin and Sa-ra had on.
Or it could have been the subtle, yet smoldering smokey eye shadow you had applied to your eyes, enhancing the shape and color to perfection.
Maybe it was the dark rosy-pink lip stain you had on, that made them look more than just kissable.
Perhaps it was all of the above....and much more.
"M/N, what a very pretty girl. Y/N right? Its nice to finally meet you, your mother has told me so much about you, she loves you so much. I'm so excited that we get to meet." Danny issues as he comes to greet you with a warm hug.
To your mother's surprise, the boys didn't roll their eyes at their father's issued words. It was the first of the night.
Quite frankly, the two young men didn't even process their father's sentence..because they didn't even hear him.
They remained staring, with puzzled brows and slightly parted lips as they began leaning their faces in as if they were in disbelief at what they were seeing before them.
Heejeong was the first to return the greeting upon receiving the slight tug on his arm as his somewhat irked girlfriend took notice of his admiring countenance. To which he rolled his eyes at quickly before going right back into looking at you.
"Y/N was it?" Heejoeng started with. Upon seeing you slightly nod, and displaying that soft and sweet smile once more, his heartbeat slightly escalates as he smirks a half smile and licks his lips, almost as if he got rather excited for a split second. "Nice to meet you, I'm Heejeong, or Joey, whichever you prefer."
Tilting his head slightly back, he smirks as his eyes widened the longer he kept admiring you.
He nearly ended the greet right there, yet Yeon-jIn issued another tug on his arm. Heejeong, or Joey, didn't respond in her favor as he merely hissed while sharply snapping his face towards the side, and glares at her.
"Stop."
"Aren't you going to introduce me?" she whispers out to him.
"Not if you're going to act this way." he whispered back.
Watching his girlfriend huff as she glares down to the floor. Heejeong, faces back towards you and gives off a subtle smirk.
"This is Yeon-jin." He softly issues out as he returns his gaze over to you, his eyes immediately softening up as he takes in your view deeply.
"Nice to meet you." you admitted a soft smile as you directed your words towards the girl. She smiles back as she issues her greeting, all the while tightly plastering herself on Heejeong's arm.
Heeseung never took his eyes off you, much less Heejeong, aside from the moment he harshly yet inconspicuously placed the girl next to him back in her place for acting so brazenly.
Taking the opportunity to greet you himself as Heejeong finishes his introduction, Heeseung tilts his head slightly off to the side as he issues his greeting.
"I'm Heeseung. You can also call me Ethan, it's...nice to meet you." just like his brother, his voice was calm and low.
"This is Sa-ra." He issues calmly, yet remained crossed arm as he continued to gaze over your direction, not even looking over at the girl to his side.
"Nice to meet you all. I'm so sorry I am late." you responded back, issuing a smile that was still sweet, yet inaverdantly alluring as you narrowed your eyes slightly and displayed an alluring look to your eyes.
Biting his lip as his head remained at a tilt, his arms still crossed, Heeseung slowly released the bit of flesh from his toothy grip as his his bottom lip slowly rolls out from the small bite he issued. He took a moment to softly smile back at you, all the while eyeing your face.
Heejeong displayed the same expression, as he remained standing with his hands tucked in his pockets. Raising a single brow, just for a moment, his expression was highly suggestive, yet you didn't catch it as you shyly looked over to your mother as the male pair continued to view you as if you were a work of art.
It was interesting to see the twin boys, how they looked remarkably similar with their matching features, yet Heejeong's silver ash hair color and Heeseung's jet black strands were enough to set the boys apart.
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Sitting back down, you remained next to your mother and held her hand as it rested on your lap. She could tell you were a bit nervous and embarrassed for running late.
"M/N, your daughter is much more beautiful than the pictures you showed me. She is gorgeous, and so very polite, you did a good job with her upbringing." Danny strokes out as he leans in to place a peck on your mother's forehead.
"Thank you. I love her very much." Your mother responds back.
Nodding slightly to Danny's compliment while issuing a soft "Thank you" at your mother's urging, you tried your best to remain composed as your leg was bouncing under the table. Fortunately, it was silent, yet you wish you could stop since you started to become self conscious of the movement reflecting in your upper body as the shakiness increased beyond your control.
Your mother was enveloped in a whispered conversation as she leaned in to her side and communicated with Danny, ear to ear, more than likely expressing their excitement and love to one another.
Setting your gaze on the table, you felt a bit isolated as you sat with everyone else having their dates next to one another. It only caused your leg to further escalate the shaking motions.
Suddenly you felt a hand placed atop your knee, right at the end of your thigh, which ultimately ceased the movement of your leg.
The midi dress you had on had originally rested nearly three inches above your kneecaps, yet when sitting, it rose further up, leaving your skin exposed under the table.
The hand was semi rough. You could make out the callouses of the palm as it slightly rides up an extra inch or two; your eyes widened and a small gasp escapes your lips when you looked down and saw the hand. Looking across, you watched as Heeseung, who was seated directly across from you, was leaning into the table, where his chest nearly rested along the edge of it.
Looking intently into your eyes, he gave a reassuring smile as he softly tunes out a near whisper, "Don't be nervous...shhhh." His voice was soft and light, you noted it, despite the circular motions he added to his touch which was somewhat distracting yet....your leg was no longer bouncing up and down.
You stared for a second with your mouth parted open and displayed a surprised look before you recollected yourself upon seeing his comforting expression. Returning a shy and nervous smile back, you gave a slight nod as a thankful gesture.
"Good girl...." he whispered, before he dragged his fingertips off your leg, but not without admitting gentle taps with his fingertips. Had you not been so nervous, you would have caught on his words.
....But you didn't.
Knowing that you missed it, Heeseung merely smiles as he taps his index on his lips, smirking devilishly as he retains his admiring view on you.
Feeling appreciative and rather comforted by the young man's displayed familiarity with you, you thought it kind of him to treat you just as any brother would have towards their sister. Being that you were younger by a year, you figured the boys had already developed a protective and nurturing nature towards you as you were going to officially be family in a matter of days.
Sa-ra didn't notice the comforting display as she was turned to face the opposite side of Heeseung, tapping some powder on her nose as she held the makeup compact in her hand. When finished, she situated herself to sit back facing front, issuing a smile as he swung his arm over her shoulder, yet his gaze remained on you as he tilted his head slightly back and bit his lip.....again. You would have noticed his mannerisms, yet you were leaning your ear in and focusing on processing your mother's whispered words as she expressed how proud she was of you, for graduating and beginning your career path in the National Museum.
..............If only you had looked up for a moment and caught the boy's eye ravishing your face and body as he raised a brow in peaked interest.
What you did catch, however, whenever you were paying attention towards your new brothers, were the soft and gentle gazes they admitted as they spoke, laughed, the intense eye contact, and smiles as they spoke…..
Directly towards......you.....
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CHAPTER 2
Authors Note: gah! I hate that you can only upload one video per post! I had the perfect silver haired video of Heejeong but I’ll save it for another chapter. I plan to release chapters on a weekly basis until SE7EN is complete. I dont know how many parts AFTERMATH will be split into just yet, but theres still quite a bit to it ;)
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devildomditzy · 2 years
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How they react to PDA
warnings: a little spicy wink wink - read at your own risk 🌶
Lucifer
he tries to give off a professional image, so in front of Diavolo or Barb is a no go
but in front of his brothers? fair game bring it on babeyy!!
it strikes his ego in just the right spot seeing his brothers revel in the fact that you’re all his
loves when you’re all over him, but will try not to act like it
you see right through his tough guy act
Mammon
lives for it lives for it lives for it idc idc idc
forget the tsundere attitude, you’re giving him a chance to show you off in public AND prove to his brothers who you rightfully belong to?
he’s holding your hand, he’s grabbing your waist, he’s dramatically dipping and kissing you
if he could always have you sitting in his lap, he would
will loudly sing you love songs in the hallway he’s so annoyinnng i swear to Diavolo
oh my god shut his goofy ass up with a kiss
babey you’re his aNGEL
Levi
freaks tf out, is honestly terrified of it
Satan convinced him that humans can get pregnant by holding hands once and he still hasn’t let it go
if you even try to hold pinkies with him he needs to go sit down for five minutes
he goes completely red and malfunctions
it’s so cute though please tease him
Asmo
hehehe
:3
he takes your hand
wait this isn’t the way to the classroom lol
Satan
Likes it, especially if you do it in front of Lucifer
Will kick it up a notch if his older brother is in the room
Aw, you gave him a kiss on the cheek? How cute. Wait, when did his tongue get in your mouth
he finds every aspect of you enthralling, he literally can’t get enough of you in public or private
Beel
Such a softie
He’s a little shy about it at first, but he’ll come around
His favorite is to wrap you in a giant bear hug, slowly rocking you both back and forth
He doesn’t mind kissing, but prefers to do it when he has you all to himself
“all to himself” + belphie sleeping in the corner of the room but he’s essentially unconscious so it’s the same thing right
Belphie
is literally unconscious
most your pda is you kissing him awake from the random spots around the house he falls asleep in, or gently threading your fingers through his hair
when he is awake, he enjoys it, more receiving than giving
when he is affectionate though, you have to stop him before he gets carried away
sir, this is a wendy’s
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wellthebardsdead · 11 months
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Henwen: *walking back from the market late in the afternoon, holding ingredients for dinner in a basket as he watches the moon rise, finally starting to get some sense of who he is in the world*
Courier: Erm excuse me- are you Henwen by any chance? I was told to look for the snow elf and, you look like an elf made of snow.
Henwen: *blinks and giggles* yes that’s me.
Courier: *sighs with relief* thank you, here you go. *hands him a letter before walking off* have a good evening sir!
Henwen: *opens the letter as he walks only to stop in his tracks again seeing an invitation written by calcelmo to come visit him in Markarth* Expert on the dwemer and falmer… *holds the letter to his chest in excitement and runs home opening the door* WE HAVE TO GO TO MARKARTH IMMEDIATELY!
Taliesin: *jumps nearly spilling the base for the soup he was making* most people open the door with ‘im back’ not frightening the daylights out of the cook!
Henwen: sorry Tali! *places the basket down* but look! I finally have a lead on where to look for my people!!!
Taliesin: *looks at the letter* oh Calcelmo, why didn’t I think about him I was stationed in Markarth for a while. He should be able to help you some.
Kaidan: *walks down the stairs* what’s all the noise about- hello love. *pulls Henwen into a hug as the snow elf excitedly runs to him* what’s got you so giddy?
Henwen: *holds up the letter to him* I finally have a lead on where to look for my people!! It’s in Markarth though so it’ll be a-
Kaidan: Nope you’re not going. *walks past him to grab a drink*
Henwen: I? Wh-what? B-but why?
Taliesin: Yes Kaidan, why?…
Kaidan: Because the head of the thalmor justiciars is stationed in Markarth!! If I go there it’ll be a death sentence for me and if he goes there he’ll be thrown into a cage in that nutjob wizards museum or taken on a ship back to the isles as one of those bastards pet!
Taliesin: Kaidan you’re being ridiculous.
Henwen: Th-this is the first lead I have kaidan I have to take it to know where my family could be-
Kaidan: Wherever they are they’re not in Markarth so just drop it.
Henwen: No I won’t drop it. If you don’t want to go you don’t have to but I’m going. *huffs and walks past him upstairs to start packing*
Inigo: *walks upstairs after a bath* Oh are we going on another adventure?
Kaidan: no we’re focking not. *walks upstairs after Henwen and into the bedroom to find him packing* wendy I’m not letting you go there, Markarth is the most dangerous city in all of skyrim and that’s saying something considering we’ve been to riften.
Henwen: *ignores him and continues packing his bag* …
Kaidan: *snatches it from him* Why aren’t you listening to me on this?! Im trying to keep you safe wendy!
Henwen: i- *looks at him in shock that he’d just done that* give me my pack Kaidan.
Kaidan: Not unless you’re going to empty it out and get this idea out of your head while you’re at it. I’m not letting you go there just to get killed or worse!
Henwen: I have taken down dragons before I met you Kaidan! You are my partner but you do not own me! I do not need your permission to go where I please! *yanks his pack away from him* If you want to stay here and sulk fine! But I’m leaving tomorrow with or without you.
Kaidan: I can’t believe you. I cannot believe how stupid and fucking selfish you are being.
Henwen: *heart stopping at that, having never been insulted by him before* i… selfish?…
*meanwhile downstairs*
Inigo: what on earth has gotten into kaidan? I’ve never seen him so agitated or, afraid.
Taliesin: He’s afraid of the thalmor and doesn’t wan-
*Yelling from upstairs*
Taliesin: *looks at inigo* …
Both of them: *run upstairs and open the bedroom door to see Kaidan towering over Henwen who he has backed into a corner, screaming at him in anger*
Henwen: *tears streaming down his face, feeling genuine fear staring up at the Akaviri who could easily crush him with one hand, his heart shattering not understanding why his beloved is so upset with him*
Kaidan: YOUD BE FUCKING DEAD WITHOUT ME BY NOW! BUT GO ON WITHOUT ME THEN! FINE! GET YOURSELF FUCKING KILL-
Inigo: *grabs him by his hair and yanks him back* YOU DO NOT TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!!
Taliesin: *runs past them and gently hugs Henwen who immediately clings onto him weeping* shhh shhh it’s okay-
Henwen: *sniffles* wh-what d-did I do w-wrong?
Kaidan: *suddenly pushes inigo off of him and into a wall, anger slowly leaving him and being replaced with shame as he sees the fear he struck into his beloved, and the look of confusion and shock on inigo’s face as he grips onto the desk for support* … *looks back at henwen* I hope you find what you’re looking for… but I won’t be there with you when you do. *walks out and grabs his sword and pack as he walks down the stairs and out of the house*
Henwen: *sobbing* k-Kaidan no- no! *pulls away from Taliesin and runs down the stairs and outside after him* Kaidan I’m sorry! I’m sorry don’t go!! Don’t leave me!! *hugs onto him tight* I’ll be good! Ill do as you tell me don’t go!
Kaidan: *pushes him off a little too aggressively sending the small framed elf to the ground with a thud* Just leave me alone… *walks off leaving him there*
Henwen: *reaches for his cape missing it just by the tip of his fingers* Kaidan please! KAIDAN!!! *sobs as Taliesin pulls him off the ground and carrys him inside*
Inigo: *pulling on his pack and grabbing his bow, eyes sharp and void of his usual cheer* … *looks at Taliesin as he picks up his bow and quiver* I’ll bring him back…
Taliesin: *stroking henwens hair* dead or alive…
Inigo: If he doesn’t apologise. Dead. *walks out of the house into the night, following the swordsman’s trail*
*a few days later*
Henwen: *riding alone on a cart to Markarth, Taliesin unable to come with him, Lucien in Solstheim Kaidan gone, and inigo chasing him down… for the first time in a long while… feeling so alone in the world* …
Carriage driver: We’re here! Hope you enjoyed the ride.
Henwen: *steps from the carriage pulling his hood over his head as he walks past the stables and through the city gates… immediately witnessing a woman getting stabbed and regretting ignoring Kaidan even more* gods- ngh! *staggers back as the guards knock him out of the way to kill the attacker* Kaidan… I’m sorry… *whimpers and walks past the market square*
Vigilant of Stendarr: You there did you see an-
Henwen: n-no I didn’t see anything! *hurries pats and up the many steps before finally reaching understone keep* u-um excuse me?
Guard: what do you need?
Henwen: I was sent this letter by a mr calcelmo? Is he here?
Guard: oh the court mage, yes, just head on inside and you’ll find him somewhere in there.
Henwen: *nods* o-okay th-thank you. *walks inside and looks around in confusion and awe at the sheer size of the space around him* oh gods how am I going to find him in here?… *walks quietly past a balding man yelling at a priest then up the large steps reasoning the Jarl might be able to help him of all people, only to bump into a very tall high elf* i-I’m sorry-
Ondolemar: Hmph, get out of my way, I’ve little time to deal with the likes of y-
Henwen: *pulls off his hood* i-I’m sorry I didn’t mean to get in your way, I’m looking for a wizard named Calcelmo?…
Ondolemar: *steps back a little allowing him some space* What are you?
Henwen: I’m… I’m a snow elf.
Ondolemar: *visibly surprised* and, what is your name? *gently takes his rather dainty hand in his much larger gloved one*
Henwen: *recognising it as an action of greeting but not understanding why he isn’t shaking it like he’d experienced before* I’m Henwen.
Ondolemar: Henwen hm? *smiles and raises his hand to his lips giving it a kiss* Ondolemar, overseer of the justiciars stationed in skyrim. It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Henwen: *visibly blushing not understanding much of greetings or really most of anything in the world having been isolated for so long* i-it’s lovely meeting you too… c-can you help me find calcelmo please?…
Ondolemar: Indeed I can. *offers him his arm*
Henwen: *holds onto it and looks up at him* thank you…
Ondolemar: *looks back at his guards* well don’t just stand there take his luggage you lumbering oafs!
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annikasevenshots · 1 year
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Star Trek Picard: Season 3 Episode 9 Reaction (spoilers)
sorry i missed the previous few i just lowkey did not care i guess
Can't believe I'm watching Troi do FREUDIAN psychoanalysis like that shit would have died out in clinical psychology ages ago
3 guesses as to what Matalas' favourite colour is
Watching Troi on the big screen Deanna you're so pretty
"You will not be alone" me when i lie
Why are they lowkey assassinating Troi's character like this she's stronger than that
"Wait... the Borg have sex?" Raffi Musiker, 1.5 years earlier
Why is Jack awakening so much like Dahj activating bro TM really copied S1's homework but made it white and male
Jack scenes do be taking way too long. Stop monologuing bro no one has time for that
Kind of really don't care about his angst like sir this is literally a wendys you're in space being weird comes with the fucking job now sit down
He literally was never issued the protocols of a father JACK YOU MADE THAT CHOICE FOR HIM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
"Futility" jack thought he did something huh 💀💀💀
Jack listen to your mother pls i am begging
Why is Beverly just standing there you people are so lame she can literally do so much more than this
Why are these people just allowed into Shaw's ready room whenever tf
Got distracted trying to figure out why the Borg Cube didn't look like a lone Borg Cube but
MMMMMMMMM ENT-F SHIP P*RN WITH FIREWORKS MY FAVOURITE
My mom casually watching with me: OMG IS THIS DATA? :D why is his face no longer gold? :D
DID THEY FUCKING ASSIMILATE RAFFI LMAOOOOOO IM DOWNING THE BOTTLE
wait hold on lemme watch
Speaking of Raffi where tf is she
Oh hey Seven ❤️
THE BORG 🐸🐸🐸 giggling
Bro wtf is going in at Borg HQ
Can't believe you have a literal xB on board and instead of turning to her for help you just give her a headache
Ngl the youngins being assimilated gives huge boomer energy
Bro I can't w yall stop being so unserious
Doesn't escape my notice that everyone on the Titan bridge who's assimilated is a poc 🐸
meanwhile every sober/unassimilated person is white. sure. nice. wonderful. amazing.
We get it you want to please the Star Trek Discovery haters why tf are you like this
grease monkey activate!!!
Sorry i had a minor breakdown over the fact that gen z and poc are synonymous for hive minded enemies in their eyes
sure the villains can be so diverse that white people aren't the villains but the heroes are majority white
sorry for salty
rip shaw
giggled over Saffi i'm going back to rewatch it later
It's the fact that Raffi never intended to leave in the first place for me
"Not a chance" should i make this the new tag for this dumbass ship because i cry every time
aw enterprise <3
deanna yelling at worf <3
In conclusion, I leave you this review from my dad:
"How the hell are they going to fly that big ship with 7 people?"
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falselyprofound · 1 year
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4. Agh hang on. I'll try and get you a better angle but in the meantime - can you do something about this, please? (i'll strike up a conversation (about bees or some shit) - 37%)
Bees! Oh, I love bees. Their fuzzy bodies, their little wings, their hard-working attitude and their tendency to show up in animated movies starring Jerry Seinfeld.
Did you know that beekeeping as a practice most likely predates written history? Or at the very least, the intentional harvesting of honey does. The Cuevas de la Araña in València, for example, contains a cave painting of a honey collector. It's difficult to properly date such artwork, but some believe it to be over 8,000 years old!
Imagine that! Eight thousand years ago, people thought bees were something to be remembered. Sure, they have stingers. Sure, the buzzing of a hive might make your teeth vibrate. But the simple act of co-operation, to create something so intricate... the fact that some humans have spent their time finding ways to make them more comfortable, so they can do their work better...
I'd like to see a real one some day.
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I have no idea if you said any of that, by the way. I assume so but I think the microphone's playing up. But you've got her attention.
She's wearing an expression I can only think to describe as "Sir, this is a Wendy's." She'd be wrong, of course. There'd be a class-action lawsuit against the whole brand if this diner's health code violations were tied to it. Come to think of it, I guess we haven't established if you're a 'sir' either- oh!
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hydrate-or-diedrate · 7 months
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day 16 of reading homestuck we're starting act 6 act 4
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XBOX
land of mounds and xenon and fake ass stonehenge
oo centipede skeleton monsters
I won't lie I had to restart the animation twice because I kept trying to live react in another window on my laptop and it just didn't work so we're back to the phone lol
Eeheehee light squiggles
Xbox pyramidsss
Pyramids and neon
Tombs and krypton
I really hope we're not skipping over the part I care about (Dirk confessing to Jake already smh)
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No and I don't believe you actually
WELL FUCK ME, ACT 6 INTERMISSION 4 I GUESS
Caliborn(derogatory)
He's ruining her art book 😭
Damn Caliborn, it's almost like a session of 1 person doesn't fucking work
"A stupid note is produced. It's the one assholes play to make their audience start punching themselves in the crotch repeatedly."
BLINKY RED DOT
Roxy you're making very few spelling mistakes, it's scaring me
GAMZEE YOU SON OF A FUCK
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Sir this is not a Wendy's please leave
I hate the codpiece still
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Well shit okay fuckin bye
The 4th wall is disintegrating yet again. Which 4th wall are we on now? Number 3 or so? Would it still be the 4th wall or can we call it the 7th wall?
To be fair to Caliborn, he is correct that Gamzee was dreadful and purple
But also the computer guy is right Caliborn you're a shitty little prepubescent dumbass
Gamzee how the actual hell are you still alive
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Oh gosh bass boosted elevator music
OH GOD THE WEBSITE
Yaldabaoth
I can't wait to find out what The Choice is
HoOoRnK.
Caliborn stop fetishizing lesbians
Aaaaand end of act 6 intermission 4
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kagejima · 2 years
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I know you're a very busy woman and you haven't got all day but, please tell me more about Nanami timing me with his expensive watch and giving me ten minutes to make him come.
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HOLD ON, I GOTTA THROW ON MY DICK SUCKING PLAYLIST :)))) it's just vedo, it's all vedo songs fadhjaskla
more thoughts under the cut (female reader, face fucking, throat fucking, gag reflex stuff, cum swallowing, he calls you a good girl and sweetheart)
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OH GOD OKAY
so wendy and i were talking about how nanami owns incredibly expensive watches. like... the NICE ones, right? and i think she said something about "hope they're waterproof"
and then i said something like how everybody thinks he's a watch fanatic, but in reality he's on his 17th watch bc he only owns one watch bc you keep ruining it when he makes you squirt hehehehehe
and then we started yelling about how "wait, does he time himself? how fast he can make you come????" "wait, what if YOU only have ten minutes to make him come?????"
SO NOW WE'RE HERE!
okay, so, in my head, nanami is a very busy man. he's a grade one sorcerer, we know this. he has a lot of work he needs to do.
and sometimes, unfortunately, that work pulls him away from you. BUT he feels bad because he's been incredibly busy lately and hasn't made time for you :(
he feels bad, but you keep saying how you completely understand. the man is out there saving the world, you get it, you're just happy he still comes home alive each night.
so here he is tonight, he thinks he FINALLY has time to spend with you. but gojo is calling him.... and he ALWAYS screens gojo's calls.
so you two are getting hot and heavy, your own clothes are already off and nanami's on his way to having his off too, and you're tumbling around in the bed
and so the literally like the 10th time gojo calls him, he's PISSED, right? he swipes his phone up off the nightstand and he's like "WHAT!???"
gojo's all panicky on the other end - which you've NEVER heard gojo panicky before, so you know that it's bad... but you also know he likes to trick nanami into thinking that something is actually wrong when nothing is wrong
so nanami isn't taking him seriously this time. he never takes him seriously any time unless he has a second, third, fourth opinion about the matter. he just says that he's on his way.
but... he's fucking hard. he knows he can't go see gojo like this, he'll never hear the end of it.
so he keeps kissing you after he hangs up, and you're trying to get him to stop, and between kisses, you're like "don't you... don't you n... don't you need to go?"
he tells you have ten minutes :////
you're like "???? ten minutes to fuck you????"
he's like "no, i don't have time for that."
SIR PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
he tells you to be good and get on your knees for him
baby, he doesn't have to tell you twice, you're already on the floor before he even finishes his sentence.
FASDJHKAJSL IM GONNA GET A LIL FERAL, FUCK!!!!!
he.... baby, his pants are off, his thick cock is out, it's all weepy and red-tipped and it's just bobbing in front of you. he throws his tie over his shoulder and he bunches his shirt up so it isn't in your way
and you think he's JOKING about giving you ten minutes, but he SETS IT ON HIS WATCH
so now you feel pressure.... now you've forgotten literally everything you know about dick sucking
it all went out the window, bye-byeeeeee
baby, he's waiting.... he's waiting for you....
you're looking at his wrist and he's looking at you
HE'S JUST
HE JUST
"...Well? What are you waiting for?"
FOR MY BRAINCELLS TO COME BACK SIR, GIMME A FUCKING MINUTE
half of the work is already done for you, you think, because of you two getting so hot and heavy before and while gojo was calling, so surely you can do it in under ten minutes
BABY, NOW IT'S 8 MINUTES. YOU GOT 8 MINUTES. STOP WASTING TIME.
and you're oh so hesitantly sucking on the head of his cock now, your brain trying to remember all the techniques you know, but you're just nerves, it's so much pressure
because what is he gonna do if you don't succeed in the time limit?????
what is he gonna fucking do???
and so you start taking him deeper, and deeper.
you feel him hit the back of your throat and you hold him there, wondering if you can even relax to open up enough for him
baby, you can't, you're too nervous :(
and he senses you are, and he's trying to be gentle with you and help you, but fuck, now he only has five minutes
he knows nothing's gonna change in five minutes
a sweet and soft "sweetheart, i'm sorry. i'll make it up to you when i get home..."
and before you know it, he's picked you up in his strong arms and he's thrown you on the bed now, your head hanging down off of it
he reminds you to breathe as his cock works it way back down your throat
the noises are driving him insane, the way you're gagging and choking on him, the sloppy sounds of your spit leaking past your mouth and down your face as he mercilessly starts fucking your face
he feels bad that he's being rough with you, even though he knows you love it when he does this, so he tries to make it up to you by his hand reaching up and rubbing on your clit, trying to give you at least something
and he reminds you to breathe again as he tells you to relax and open up for him again
through spit laden gargles, you finally do open up
he grunts roughly because he knows he's close now, the way your hums and squeals and moans vibrate around his cock as he plays with you
through choked on moans he asks you if you're ready to swallow all of it
the watch starts to go off as you feel his cum, warm and thick and slippery spill down your throat and he keeps thrusting himself just a little bit now into your mouth still as he tries his best to not fall on top of you
when he finally regains his composure, he hisses a little as he slides his cock out
you whimper and cough a little
his cock is covered in spit and cum, shiny and wet
your face the exact same way
he tells you to stay where you are
not like you can move anyways
cooing little praises are said as he comes back and gently cleans your face with a damp cloth after you sit up
and your heart flutters as he kisses your forehead, telling you what a good girl you were for swallowing all of it and that he'll be home soon
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firapolemos05 · 2 years
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Wendy: Oh no, 😟 are we in trouble?
Gajeel: Is there a problem officer?
Officer: Sir, I'm going to need to see your license and registration.
Gajeel: Sure, 😏 I can show ya my license and registration.
Wendy: Gajeel please just show him your license.
Gajeel: 😏 Lemme just grab it now.
Wendy: Gajeel, please don't do this! 😣
Gajeel: 😎 *holds up Uno reverse card*
Officer: What!?
Wendy: Gajeel no!
Gajeel: I'm afraid I'm gonna need to see your license and registration.
Officer: 😨 Of course sir, let me grab it.
Officer: 😎 *holds up Uno reverse card*
Gajeel: *gasp* How dare-
Wendy: What!?
Officer: I'm afraid I'm going to have to administer you a speeding ticket.
Gajeel: The equilibrium has been shaken.
Officer: And miss, I'm going to need to see your ID too.
Wendy: 😟 Mine? Um okay, let me grab it. 
Gajeel: Hey, she didn't do nothin'. Leave her outta this.
Wendy: 😟 Alright.
Wendy: 😎 *holds up Uno reverse card* Here you go officer. 
Gajeel: *gasp* 😃 What!?
Officer: *gasp* 😱 The audacity-
Wendy: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to administer you a speeding ticket. 
Officer: Miss, please no!
Gajeel: This is the best.
Wendy: Sorry did I say a speeding ticket? I meant to say *holds up Uno +4 card* four.
Officer: Nooo!!
Gajeel: I'm so proud of you. 
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eirichele · 1 year
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i tried out engage here's my thoughts. (really mild spoilers)
• honestly alear is like... corrin on steroids. its insane how much they get praised for pretty much being just...mid. i played fates cq and still found this ridiculously distracting because there are parts where the characters say something like "oh, divine dragon, you're (kind/wonderful)" every two or three lines. please sir this is a wendy's
• the worst part by far in this game are the visuals. the character design is kind of all over the place. they look jarringly modern, you can't guess ages, sometimes you can't guess their class. i feel terrible for mika pikazo because they didn't work closely with her, gave her little to no direction and now she's left to get the backlash. that's no way to treat an artist.
• her art is just unfortunately not translated well to 3d, which is a shame because her celebratory art that she posted on twit was very pretty even if its personally not to my taste for a fe game. the models themselves are technically superior to houses, theres very little pixelation. but all the shots and cgs are just....... so badly compositioned. very much 3h vibes with the "characters spinning in a microwave". at some point they split the screen in half to show two characters in different places and it looks so awkward dkjkgfjkk
• the environments are MUCH better, and you now get to explore them after each battle to talk to the characters in them which is something i criticized of houses a lot so that's cool to see. unfortunately they're kinda stiff in cutscenes for some reason? like i said in-game cutscenes look pretty atrocious i just wish we'd go back to 2d illustrated portraits, especially when you have an artist who shines in that medium.
• sexualization is... pretty bad. def not fates level but it's there. your mom is introduced in a direct shot of her chest and she dies in an angle where you can see her boobs. i am not joking. there's an aversa expy so evil sexy woc is unfortunately a trope they still haven't let go of, and there's f!alear's whole chest situation too even though she's a minor..... mess.
• the dialogue is terribleeee. i think the vas did a GREAT job for what they were given but this is unfortunately an anakin skywalker situation where they're going to blame them for how bland and stilted the script is. it's just disjointed at times and so the deliveries can feel weird but how the fuck are you going to deliver "oh divine dragon, you're so shiny when you sweat!" (ACTUAL LINE BTW) they were set up!!!
• story-wise they don't really do much with the emblems. the lords are kind of just there. this mechanic is tbh a little disturbing to me because these spirits are just trapped in these rings and are... very happy about it. they go on and on about how they're gonna save this world and how they're gonna support their respective characters but there's zero mention of their own emotional situation. no missing their friends or reflecting about their lives or wondering what's next or anything, they're just kind of vassals to their characters. the one exception was sigurd who just kinda drops the bomb that he died as a young father and everyone is like "haha anyway moving on...." DUDE. very weirdly implemented imo but i guess they couldn't character assassinate this way so. double edged sword i suppose
• the gameplay kinda reminds me of awakening the first few chapters because the maps are ridiculously simple and a lot of focus is placed on the engage gimmick but it thankfully got better once you reach the somniel. then there's actual maps. which seem pretty fine to me tbh? unfortunately this game is just easy. you get really really good units early on and the emblems are BUSTED. i breezed through like 5 chapters in hard classic and when i saw my friend play they turtled relatively unopposed so its like. i'm not feeling the gameplay. it's just ok. maybe if i do actually decide to play this game one day i could do maddening but i honestly dont want to keep going lmfao
overall its like. exactly what i expected from the previews and i'm really glad i didn't even consider getting it lmfao. like always it just makes me kinda sad to see the potential in these games and all the inklings of ideas that were just kinda forgotten in favor of pandering to the player because that sells.
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I’d love to see 9. “Please go away. I don’t want you to see me like this.” for Jonah!
Did anyone request.... tooth rotting fluff?
"...Did Jon... Not come?" Leo asked, feeling a pang to his chest as he glanced around the team's Christmas get together. Things had been bad between them recently... Ever since that kiss and since Leo had run for the hills. He knew he should apologize for how he acted when the other man had kissed him, but he also knew he'd much rather die of consumption before seeking out Jon and facing rejection.
Vince had a beer in hand and a huge smile stretched across his lips. He seemed to me more lit up than the bloody Christmas lights, his cheeks red from alcohol and his curls had overgrown and were a mess, squeezed under a cheap Santa hood.
"Nu-uh" he said, not seeming to care and Leo quickly realized why as Wendy crossed the room to him, holding a plate of finger food and a glass of wine in her other hand.
"Could not find the sushi, I think Lucas is lying to-" then she squinted at Leo, "you."
Leo already didn't like Wendy by principle, but ever since the kiss it seemed like all Jonah ever did was hang out with her, so she was now firmly on his shit list.
He glared at her, "yes me" then he looked around the room, "what are you doing here since Jonah didn't come?"
"Oh she's with me, man!" Vince all but gloated, wrapping an arm around Wendy's waist. She seemed to momentarily forget about her hatred for Leo, to shoot Vince a bashful smile, before she turned to glare at the blonde in front of her once more.
"Nice of you to get out of whatever hole you were hiding, honey"
Leo's cheeks burnt with anger. God he hated this woman. He glared at Vince, "you're gonna let her speak to me like that?" he hissed and then, before Vin could even answer, he scoffed, "I don't need this. I don't need to hear your insults and much less to be in this party"
As he barged off, he passed by Luke, holding three new bottles of wine and looking very confused as he said in a small voice "the fuck just happened?"
Indeed, the fuck just happened? Leo thought, chest heaving with anger as he sat inside his car. Anger, embarrassment and... Guilt. Regret.
He knew Wendy had only managed to get under his skin because she had voiced what he was already thinking. That he was a scare little mouse, hiding after his crush had kissed him and admitted having feelings for him.
He felt so dumb.
Now Jonah hadn't even bothered to show to the Christmas party, no doubt because he knew Leo would be there.
He had to fix this situation and dying of consumption was not a possibility. Instead he drove to Jonah's fancy building, across town.
Once there, he was faced with the fact this was not a romcom and he couldn't just get past the front desk and up in the guy's apartment. He'd need to actually ring.
Leo wrung his hands together as he approached the front desk. The receptionist was an old man, who recognized Leo and smiled, "Hello, Mr. Wagner. Happy holidays!"
"Happy holidays..." Leo mumbled back, with none of the excitement, forcing out a smile, "I was wondering if Jonah is home...? I wanted to surprise him."
"Mr. Banks doesn't allow people up, sir" the receptionist sighed, "I'm so sorry. Want me to phone him?"
Fuck no.
"Yeah..." Leo rubbed at his neck, already feeling the urge to leave. This had been a stupid idea.
The receptionist dialed up Jon's apartment number and waited as it rang and rang and rang... He sighed and dialed again.
Leo was growing antsy, picking at his nails as he waited. Then Jonah picked up. Even through the phone he could hear the gruff "Matthew, what is so urgent you're calling me at Christmas Eve?"
"I'm sorry sir," Matthew winced, "Mr. Wagner is here and would like to be let up, sir."
Well shit.
"No" he heard Jonah scoffing, then coughing, "I don't want him to see me like this."
Like what?
Matthew seemed amused, "Sir, I know you didn't ask my opinion, but I think you'd benefit from a kind soul right now."
"No," Jonah groaned again, "tell him to go home."
And then he hung up.
Leo's eyes stung, "Uhm- Yeah, I heard it" he said before Matthew could tell him the polite Mr. Banks is not taking visits right now.
"Son" Matthew sighed, "it would be a pity if you got in the elevator while I'm not looking, wouldn't it?" he said slowly, before glancing at his watch, "and would you look at that, it's my break! Have a nice day, Mr. Wagner, please see yourself out."
It took Leo a second to understand what was happening as the receptionist stepped away from the front desk, no doubt in order to send in his substitute... Leo made a mad dash for the elevator.
Bless senior queers, he thought with a hysterical smile.
Jonah's apartment was a duplex and it took up the penultimate floor entirely. There was only his door.
Leo rolled his eyes as he found the front door was unlocked, obviously because no one could make their way up to his floor without his aid.
"Jon...?" he called softly and was answered by a series of coughs coming from the kitchen.
He frowned and entered the kitchen, then paused at the doorway, arms crossed to his chest. Jonah was a sight to behold.
He was wearing lose fitting boxers, a fluffy robe loosely tied around his middle, fluffy slippers and nothing else as he braced against the sink and coughed and coughed.
He glanced up in time to see Leo at his doorway, then gasped and choked in his own cough, making a horrid noise as he leaned over the kitchen sink with a sudden heave.
"What-" he choked and wheezed for air, "whAT ARe you-"
Leo crossed the room to pat his back and Jonah shoved him off, wiping at his mouth the little droplets of drool, "What the fuck are you doing in my house, Leo?"
"Uhm..." he pouted, "you didn't show up for the Christmas party..."
"So?" Jonah rolled his eyes and winced as it seemed to trigger a headache. He was looking peaky from a fever, "since when do you give a fuck?"
"Jon..." Leo sighed, "you know I give a fuck. C'mon."
Jonah sniffled, taking the kettle out of the oven and pouring hot water inside his mug, to reignite his tea, "Well, you can go give a fuck outside my apartment. Go away."
It would be a lot more intimidating if he was not adorably sniffling, all bundled up a fluffy robe.
"Since when you've been sick?" Leo asked, instead of saying all of the things he desperately needed to say.
"None of your business."
"It's my business if you get sick and die," Leo groaned, following him out of the kitchen. Jonah let out a nasty snort as Leo completed, "being sick all alone is a bit irresponsible."
"I'm not alone, Wendy is coming to check on me every day, thanks" Jonah said bitterly and Leo's heart plummet straight to his stomach, burning with jealousy.
"I hope you know she's straight as an arrow and fucking Vince" he said, "would it kill you to look at me?"
Jonah whipped around like a snake, half of his tea spilling over his rug, "You've got some fucking nerve breaking into my house at Christmas eve, demanding any type of answer from me and then saying I'm the one who won't even look at you."
Leo winced at Jonah's harsh tone. With a hoarse throat, his deep voice was more intimidating than the normal.
"Jon, I didn't-"
"Get out of my fucking house, Leo."
He swallowed in the tears prickling at his eyes, "no."
Jonah's hazel eyes widened with disdain and disbelief "No!? No?! I'm going to call the fucking police on you, don't think for a second I w-"
Leo rolled his eyes and grabbed the collar of the other man's fluffy robe, pulling him in for a kiss. It tasted like peppermint tea and anger. Jonah fought him for a second, before kissing him back...
Then pulling away so he could breathe, all but glaring at Leo, "what..." he wheezed, clutching his ribs "the fuck?"
"I'm sorry I pretended I didn't remember the kiss" Leo said softly, "It was... I am so stupid. I was just scared you'd change your mind, because I really... Really like you. And it was easier if I sabotaged it, than if you broke my heart."
Jon coughed, squeezing his eyes shut, "that's some nonsense. Why would I... No, you can't just barge in here and- and."
"I know" Leo bit his lip, waiting until the coughing fit stopped, "I know, I know I can't just ignore you for two months and then come here and ask us to get together and I know I acted like a major asshole and I know- I know Wendy is a better friend than me and that she hates me for a reason and I know I can't be jealous of her, but I... But I am. I'm asking you to give me another chance."
There was a long moment of silence, Jon still wheezing ever so slightly, staring at his face. It went on for so long, that Leo felt like he had already been rejected.
Jonah then sighed, "you'll get sick too" he mumbled, before closing the space between them with another kiss.
"Serves me right" Leo beamed, planting a hand on the other man's nape and pulling him in. Jonah chuckled against his mouth.
"You get one chance. That's it, don't mess it up."
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Finished a fanfic of Httyd x Gravity Falls. Let me know what you think. Please be nice, it's my first time ever writing a story.
While hunting for a treasure that could help defeat Bill Cipher, should he ever come back, Dipper and Ford come across another portal, not man made but naturally formed. "It's not possible," Ford says in amazement, then gets closer to the portal to inspect it. "Uh Uncle Ford I don't think that's a good idea," Dipper says as Ford inspects the portal carefully. "Relax Dipper it should be fine, it seems this portal is dormant anyways," Ford replies with a chuckle. Suddenly as he said those words the portal activates and pulls both of them in. Dipper and Stanford Pines land in a new dimension and are knocked out cold. Two shadows, one a human wearing a fur coat, the other a large beast, approach them. The human takes the two back to his village to be cared for, setting both of them down on beds.
Meanwhile in Gravity Falls, a small earthquake causes the statue of Bill Cipher to crack, Mabel and Grunkle Stan are in the Mystery Shack and barely feel the small earthquake, Grunkle Stan is counting money while Mabel is playing with Waddles on the floor. "Hey pumpkin, do you know where your brother is? I got some more customers coming in and I need a new attraction quickly," says Grunkle Stan. "No Grunkle Stan I haven't seen him since he went exploring with Ford," says Mabel. "I don't like this, they've been gone pretty much all day, maybe we should look for them," says Stan. The two then close the Shack for the day to see what happened to Dipper and Ford.
Back in the new dimension Dipper and Ford wake up to the sound of heavy breathing, as they sit up they see a large black dragon with a red tail. "Whoa, I always knew dragons existed, but I never saw one before," says Ford. “What do you mean by ‘dragon’ Uncle Ford?” Dipper asks before turning around and seeing the dragon for himself, causing him to fall off the bed startled. Just then the stranger that saved them comes back into the house with a bucket of fish. "Oh you're finally awake, I hope Toothless didn't startle you," says the mysterious figure. "He didn't startle me, I've just never seen a dragon before, he did startle my nephew though, but he should get used to it" says Ford. "So what brings you both here my mysterious friend?" the stranger asks. Ford replies “You’ll find this hard to believe but we came through a portal from another dimension, that's the simple way of putting it.” The stranger pauses upon hearing this as if he's heard it before from someone else. “Excuse me sir but may I ask your name?” Dipper asks. “Oh I'm sorry, I guess I should've introduced myself sooner. My name is Hiccup Haddock the Third.” Hiccup then points to Toothless, “And this is Toothless, the king of dragons.” Toothless growls playfully as he's introduced to the newcomers, “I assume you're the Chief of the Tribe then, Hiccup?” Ford asks, seeming rather bothered by the fact that they came from another dimension and it didn't faze Hiccup in the slightest. Normally people would ask how that's possible but something seems different with Hiccup, as if he's seen it before. “Yes, anything you need will be brought to you if you need it, make yourselves at home and tomorrow we'll see if you can handle some dragon training.” Hiccup says hoping you'll take him up on his offer. “That sounds amazing,” Dipper says excitedly.
In Gravity Falls, Mabel and Grunkle Stan, growing increasingly worried about Dipper and Ford's prolonged absence, decide to investigate, with the help of Wendy and Soos, what might've happened to Dipper and Ford, they look for them for hours and are just about to give up when Mabel spots Dipper's backpack lying on the ground next to the portal. “What could’ve happened to them?”, Mabel asks as she turns towards Stan. Stan sighs and replies “I don't know Mabel but maybe this has something to do with it.” Stan points to the portal. As Mabel looks through Dipper’s bag she stumbles upon a mysterious journal page hidden in the journal, hinting at the existence of other dimensions. A few miles away the Bill Cipher statue starts to hum and cracks even more, releasing a faint laughter.
As Mabel examines the cryptic journal page, she notices strange symbols and a mention of a connection between the portals in Gravity Falls and Berk. “Hey Grunkle Stan, what do these symbols mean?” Mabel asks. Stan grabs the paper and takes off his eyepatch “Well I don't know what any of this means, we’ll have to ask someone who actually knows this stuff.” Realizing the gravity of the situation, Stan says “Someone like Fiddleford McGucket.” They turn to Fiddleford McGucket, who, despite his eccentricity, has unparalleled expertise in dimensional anomalies.
Upon explaining the situation, Fiddleford's eyes widen with a mix of concern and fascination as he looks at the paper. “Well this is interesting, and you say you found another portal?” McGucket asks. “Yes we found it in the woods and we think Ford and Dipper might've been taken to another dimension,” Mabel replies. McGucket rummages through his own collection of peculiar research and reveals that he once encountered similar symbols during his experiments with other dimensions. Fiddleford suggests that the portal may be the key to locating Dipper and Ford. Together, Mabel, Stan, Wendy, Soos, and Fiddleford work tirelessly to decipher the journal page and understand the connection between the two dimensions. They realize that closing the portal in Gravity Falls is crucial not only for the safety of their town but also to reunite with Dipper and Ford.
In a twist of fate, the portal spontaneously activates, revealing glimpses of Berk. The group then decides to venture through the portal, armed with newfound knowledge and determination while McGucket stays behind to keep an eye on the portal. Little do they know, this journey will lead them to a convergence of worlds, where magic and science intertwine, and the fate of both dimensions hangs in the balance.
Dipper and Ford, eager to contribute to Berk's community, decide to become dragon riders. “Well I guess doing a little dragon training wouldn't hurt.” Under Hiccup's guidance, they don flight suits crafted with a blend of Gravity Falls ingenuity and Berkian craftsmanship. The suits incorporate new materials from the new dimension such as Gronkle Iron. Their first attempt at dragon riding is a mix of excitement and trepidation. With Hiccup's assistance, they choose their dragons from a diverse array of species. Dipper forms a connection with a swift and agile dragon with iridescent scales, a juvenile Deathsong, while Ford bonds with a wise and majestic dragon that emits an otherworldly aura, a Stormcutter. The training process is both challenging and exhilarating. Dipper and Ford learn to navigate the skies, practicing aerial maneuvers and bonding with their dragons on a deep level. The dragons, sensing the unique qualities of their riders, respond with unwavering loyalty.
As the sun sets over Berk, Dipper and Ford, now fully-fledged dragon riders, share a moment of triumph and camaraderie with Hiccup and the dragon riders. The skies above Berk resonate with the newfound harmony of technology, and the unbreakable bonds forged between humans and dragons. “Haha today was so much fun Chief Hiccup, I had a great time with my dragon,” Dippers says excitedly while holding a few fish over a fire, tossing a few to his dragon. “Yes I agree with my nephew on this matter, today was fun to say the least.” Ford replies with equal amounts of excitement. “Well I'm glad I could get you comfortable in our world, now I recommend you guys get some rest, I know I will be.” Hiccup says while yawning. Him and Toothless go home to rest leaving Dipper and his Uncle alone with their thoughts. “Look at this world, Dipper, it's beautiful, and we've learned so much from these people,” Ford says as he looks at the sky in wonder. “Yeah, I love this world so much already.” Dipper replies.
Suddenly Stan's voice comes from the bushes as he and the rest of the search party emerge covered in scratches and bruises, “WELL I DON'T LIKE THIS WORLD,” Stan then wraps Ford and Dipper in a hug and the others join in. “We thought we'd never find you Dipper,” Mabel says. “Yeah dude you just disappeared,” Wendy replies. As they're talking and hugging Dipper and Ford's dragons come to see what's going on, Stan, Wendy, Soos, and Mabel are taken aback by these large creatures. “Whoa what are those things, Dipper get away, Ford eh I couldn't care less.” Stan says. “No no it's fine, me and Ford trained them.” Dipper replies as he points to his Deathsong. “This is Amber,” Dipper then points to the Stormcutter, “And that is Styrmir,” Dipper tells them. The group then approaches the dragons, starting to feel a little safer. “So you mean to tell me that you trained these creatures?” Stan questions. “Yes Stanley, we could ask Hiccup if he'll help you train dragons too.” Ford replies. Stan's eyes grow wide as he realizes the business opportunity in trained dragons. “Well I… it doesn't sound like a bad idea after all.” Stan says. “Good then let's get you something to eat and rest, we have a big day tomorrow,” Ford tells them. They cook some more fish, eat, have a few laughs and rest for the night.
The next day comes with Hiccup landing next to the group to check on them making sure not to wake the two up. “Be quiet Hiccup,” Ford whispers. “I don't want to alarm you but more of our friends came to your world.” Hiccup, confused, looks over and sees that there are indeed four more individuals. “They'll have to get accustomed to our world and start their dragon training today.” Hiccup says. Ford nods and allows himself a few more minutes of rest before Hiccup wakes them from their slumber. “Ok people rise and shine, it's time for dragon training.”
Stan, Soos, Wendy and Mabel, still adjusting to the wonders of Berk, find themselves immersed in dragon training alongside Dipper, Ford and Hiccup. Mabel chose a Deadly Nadder, Soos chose a Gronkle, Wendy chose a Triple Stryke, and Stan chose a Monstrous Nightmare. The training sessions prove to be both exhilarating and challenging, pushing them to the limits of their abilities. As the days progress, the bond between Stan, Soos, Wendy, and Mabel and their dragons strengthens, echoing the deep connection shared by the inhabitants of Berk.
Meanwhile, in Gravity Falls, something strange seems to be happening as Fiddleford McGucket monitors the portal anxiously. The symbols on the mysterious journal page resonate with memories he thought he had left behind. Flashbacks of his own experiments and encounters with interdimensional anomalies flood his mind. Back in the forest the statue of Bill Cipher trembles and falls apart as the dream demon breaks free. Bill Cipher laughs evilly and looks around. “Oh Gravity Falls it is good to be back,” Bill says excitedly. Bill then flies up as he slowly regains his power. With a snap of his fingers Bill opens another gateway, summoning everything weird into the world of Gravity Falls. “Yes yes, time for some fun, time is dead and meaning has no meaning, WELCOME ONE AND ALL AGAIN TO WEIRDMAGEDDON.” A wave of energy surrounds the town as the weirdness starts to take over once more.
Back in Berk, Dipper, Ford, Stan, and the rest of the dragon riders have no clue of the impending danger. Most of the gang are gathered around a fire cooking some fish and warming their hands. “Oh my gosh I love my dragon, she's just so cute.” Mabel says as she pets her Deadly Nadder. “I think the Gronkle suits me, we're both big and clumsy but we get the job done.” Soos replies, feeding his dragon a few rocks. “What I'm surprised about is how Wendy managed to tame and train a Triple Stryke when it took me and Astrid forever to train the one we found two years ago.” Hiccup says in amazement. “Well it's all about showing dominance and respect, I respect him and he respects me. Ain't that right Stryker?” Wendy says as she scratches under her dragons chin causing it to purr. “Can't argue with that logic,” Hiccup replies with a chuckle.
Hiccup turns to Ford and Dipper and asks, “Have you guys seen Stanley anywhere? He's supposed to be back from patrol by now.” Hiccup's voice is full of worry as he asks this. “I'm sure he's fine, he probably just forgot where Berk is. He'll be back.” Ford says. Stanley then lands next to them covered in scratches and looking angry as he gets off his dragon. “You're darn right I'll be back, let me tell you something, I feed that dragon, train him and everything else good and how does he repay me? By launching me off a cliff, catching me and laughing.” The whole group laughs at this as well as some of the other dragons. “Reminds me of when Snotlout was a dragon rider, Hookfang used to mess with him all the time.” Hiccup says while laughing, he then puts a hand on Stanley's shoulder. “Stanley, he's just playful, so when he does it again, just think of it as him playing a harmless prank on you and laugh with your dragon, your dragon loves you as much as you love him. Remember that.” Hiccup says. Stanley then walks over to his dragon and pets him, “Sorry for getting mad at you Maestro, it won't happen again.” Stanley says as he calms down.
Stanley then sits down with the rest of the group, cooks fish, tosses some to his dragon and eats one for himself. “I'm starting to like this place, this world.” Stan says as he starts to feel happy for the first time in what seems like years, a statement that everyone agrees with him on.
Back in Gravity Falls, Bill Cipher is causing chaos around the town as McGucket frantically tries to hide the portal from Bill's watchful eye. “Come on fellers hurry and get on back, Gravity Falls needs y'all now more than ever,” McGucket says as he finishes hiding the portal, he then runs off to build something to combat Bill Cipher. McGucket then gathers the rest of the town to build a giant mech, using unicorn hair to make it weird proof thereby preventing Bill from using his weirdness against it and unable to take it down.
Back on Berk it's a new day and Soos, Mabel, Wendy and Stan are given flight suits by Hiccup, all of the suits resemble the dragons they all chose, Red and Orange for Stanley's Monstrous Nightmare, Blue and Yellow for Mabel's Deadly Nadder, Black and Red for Wendy's Triple Stryke and Brown for Soos's Gronkle. The group compliments Hiccup's work on the suits and thanking him before they don the flight suits themselves.
Magic and weirdness spreads across Gravity Falls and leaks into Berk causing little to no trouble at all, tiny things like spoons or plates go missing but it's just a minor inconvenience for those that inhabit Berk. As the gang sleeps though, Dipper starts to grow black scales, little nubs protrude from the back of his shoulders and the small of his back, as he groans and rolls onto his side, the wings grow from the nubs on his shoulders as well as a tail from the one on the small of his back, both appendages breaking through his clothes as they grow. The tail and wings grow larger to accommodate for his body weight. When all is done Dipper's tail curls around and his wings fold in allowing him to stay asleep not knowing he just became the first human and dragon hybrid.
The next morning Dipper wakes up first and walks over to Amber, his dragon seems to be startled by Dipper’s appearance but calms down once she gets Dipper's scent.”Why were you scared of me Amber?” Dipper asks as he grabs a few fish for Amber, tossing them into her mouth. Dipper's tail then thumps on the ground startling him as he looks at it, he then looks at his back to see his wings feeling fairly frightened yet curious. “Guys wake up, wake up,” Dipper yells waking everyone up. “Come on kid what could possibly be wrong?” Grunkle Stan asks as he wakes up feeling grumpy. “Yeah dude why'd you wake us up,” Wendy asks then looks at Dipper seeing the reason for his distress. “Oh my god dude how did that happen, guys he's part dragon,” Wendy exclaims. “WHAT? THAT'S SO COOL,” Mabel yells as she jumps up and runs to her brother. “Dipper, how did this happen? Oh my gosh Candy and Grenda are gonna be so jealous.” Dipper's tail and wings resemble that of Toothless and Ford takes notice of this. “I believe we should show this to Hiccup but for now I'll run some tests, Mable go find Hiccup and bring him here,” Ford says as he pulls out tools and devices to see what's happened to Dipper.
Mabel goes to Hiccup's house and explains what happened but Hiccup doesn't believe her as he leaves the house to see what's really going on. Meanwhile Ford is scanning Dipper's body. “It seems that Night Fury DNA has somehow gotten mixed with yours to make you a human dragon hybrid and it seems like it may in fact be permanent. Can you fire any form of projectile from your mouth by chance, Dipper?” Ford asks. Dipper responds by firing a plasma blast at a target from one hundred feet away. “I guess so, this is actually pretty cool Great Uncle Ford,” Dipper says excitedly. “Yeah, that's great Dipper, can you fly?” Ford asks seemingly not excited about Dipper's transformation. Dipper responds to this question by flying in circles around the group before landing on his face. “It might take some getting used to Great Uncle Ford,” Dipper says as he gets up on his feet. Hiccup and Mabel then land next to Ford. “I thought maybe Ruffnut and Tuffnut got to Mabel to pull a prank on me when she told me Dipper became part dragon, but now that I see it isn't some silly prank, how did this happen and why is he part Night fury?” Hiccup asks. “We don't know yet but for right now it seems like the weapon we need to fight Bill Cipher may not only be our dragons, but Dipper himself,” Ford explains.
As the group grapples with Dipper's newfound abilities, the gravity of the situation intensifies. Meanwhile, in Gravity Falls, the weirdness unleashed by Bill Cipher reaches unprecedented levels, challenging the resilience of the town's residents. Fiddleford McGucket, determined to protect his home, activates the makeshift weird-proof mech, hoping it will withstand the chaos.
Back in Berk, Hiccup, Ford, and the others contemplate the implications of Dipper's transformation. Hiccup, always fascinated by dragons, sees potential in Dipper's abilities. "We'll figure this out together, Dipper. Your unique skills might be exactly what we need," Hiccup reassures him.
As the group prepares for the challenges ahead, Dipper's hybrid nature becomes an unexpected asset during dragon training. His ability to communicate with dragons on a deeper level and understand their instincts proves invaluable. The dragons respond to Dipper's presence with heightened respect, forming a unique bond that transcends the ordinary rider-dragon connection.
As the clash between dimensions approaches, Dipper's transformation becomes a symbol of unity and adaptation. The gang learns to embrace their differences, realizing that the strength lies not only in their dragons but in the unique qualities each member brings to the fight against Bill Cipher.
The fate of both worlds hangs in the balance as the combined forces of Gravity Falls and Berk prepare for the ultimate showdown against the chaotic entity. The weirdness-proof mech in Gravity Falls stands as a last line of defense, while the dragon riders, led by Dipper and Hiccup, embark on a mission to confront Bill Cipher and restore balance to the dimensions. McGucket and the people he manages to save operate and make the new mech stand at attention. “Ok fellers, time for the fight of our lives, we just have to hold out until Dipper and the gang get back, I just hope the Shacktron 2.0 can hold out,” McGucket says. The mech with its occupants inside runs towards Bill Cipher's henchmen and fights them to the best of their efforts.
As the battle rages on in Gravity Falls McGucket and the residents fight fiercely to defend their town, relying on the weird-proof mech to withstand Bill Cipher's onslaught. The skies above the dimension echo with the clash of magic and technology as the fate of the world teeters on the brink.
As the gang on Berk prepares for a critical mission against Bill Cipher, a sudden disturbance rocks the ground beneath them. The dormant portal, connected to Gravity Falls, begins to flicker and hum with energy. Hiccup's eyes widen with realization. "That portal is activating on its own! We need to get back to Gravity Falls now!" he exclaims, urgency lacing his voice. The group, including Dipper, Ford, Stan, Mabel, Soos, Wendy, and their dragons, hastily gathers near the portal. With each passing second, the shimmering gateway becomes more unstable. "We can't waste any time. Everyone, mount your dragons!" Hiccup commands as he swiftly climbs onto Toothless. The others follow suit, each pairing up with their respective dragon.
The portal's glow intensifies, casting an otherworldly light on the group. As they take to the skies, soaring over the majestic landscape of Berk, the portal opens wider, its gravitational pull growing stronger. Dipper, flying alongside his dragon, feels the air rush past him as they speed toward the portal. The urgency in his eyes mirrors the collective determination of the group. They navigate through the portal's swirling energies, feeling the pull of Gravity Falls on the other side. The transition between dimensions is swift yet disorienting. The gang emerges on the other side, greeted by the familiar yet altered landscape of Gravity Falls. The portal closes behind them, sealing the connection between the two worlds.
In Gravity Falls, the weird-proof mech withstands Bill Cipher's attempts to break through, providing a temporary barrier against the relentless weirdness. McGucket's ingenious design holds the line as the town's residents fight with determination.
As the battle reaches its climax, Dipper, Mabel, Hiccup and the rest fly through the portal looking at their town in shock as they see it in ruins. “Oh my god the town,” Ford exclaims. “IS THAT MY SHACK?” Stanley yells. Bill Cipher's influence has wreaked havoc on the once-thriving town. The Shacktron 2.0 stands tall, battling Bill's henchmen as McGucket coordinates the defense efforts. Dipper, now a human-dragon hybrid, surveys the scene with determination. "We need to join the fight and help McGucket," he says. The gang, along with their dragons, engages in the battle against Bill Cipher's weirdness-infused minions. The combined forces of dragon riders and the weird-proof mech create a formidable alliance. Dipper's unique abilities prove crucial in navigating the chaotic battlefield, while the dragons unleash their powers alongside the mech's defenses.
As the epic confrontation unfolds, the gang faces challenges and sacrifices. Dipper learns to harness his newfound powers, and the bonds between dragons and their riders deepen in the face of adversity. Together, they strive to reclaim Gravity Falls from the clutches of Bill Cipher's weirdness. The battle reaches its climax as Dipper, with the support of his friends and dragons, confronts Bill Cipher directly. The outcome of this confrontation will determine the fate of both dimensions, and the resilience of the town and its inhabitants is put to the ultimate test.
Amidst the chaotic battle, a moment of vulnerability arises as Bill Cipher, reveling in the mayhem, targets Mabel with a powerful surge of weirdness. A burst of energy engulfs her, causing her and her dragon to cry out in pain and crash land.
Witnessing his sister in distress, Dipper's eyes flare with a mix of rage and determination. The air around him crackles with energy as his hybrid nature reacts to the threat against his family. In an instant, Dipper's eyes and back spikes glow blue.
Ignoring the chaos around him, Dipper charges towards Bill Cipher with an intensity that commands attention. Flames flicker in his eyes as he confronts the chaotic entity, unleashing a torrent of plasma blasts and using his newfound abilities to shield Mabel from further harm.
In this moment, Dipper taps into the depths of his hybrid power, becoming a force to be reckoned with. The air echoes with the clash of their confrontation as Dipper, fueled by a protective instinct, takes on Bill Cipher with an unprecedented ferocity. The battle escalates, revealing the true extent of Dipper's transformation and his unwavering determination to keep his sister safe. Dipper's hybrid powers prove to be a game-changer, as he unleashes powerful plasma blasts and uses his newfound dragon instincts to dodge Bill Cipher's attacks.
As the battle between Dipper and Bill Cipher reaches its climax, the town of Gravity Falls hangs in the balance. The Shacktron 2.0, dragon riders, and the weird-proof mech continue to hold their ground against the relentless onslaught of weirdness. Dipper, fueled by a mix of determination and his newfound abilities, faces off against Bill Cipher in a fierce struggle for control. The air crackles with energy as the clash between human-dragon hybrid and dream demon intensifies. “YOU WILL NOT WIN AGAIN PINE TREE,” Bill yells at Dipper.
Meanwhile, the rest of the gang rallies behind Dipper, combining their strengths to create a unified front against the chaotic forces. The dragons unleash their powers, and the weird-proof mech provides crucial support in the chaotic battlefield. In a moment of unity, the gang, dragons, and the weird-proof mech synchronize their efforts, creating a powerful surge of energy that pushes back against Bill Cipher's influence. The skies above Gravity Falls resonate with the determination of those who refuse to let their town succumb to the weirdness.
The final showdown approaches as Dipper, now fully embracing his hybrid nature, stands firm against Bill Cipher's malevolent presence. The outcome of this clash will determine not only the fate of Gravity Falls but also the intertwined destinies of two dimensions.
In a final, climactic moment, Dipper, with a resolute gaze, taps into the full extent of his hybrid powers. A brilliant burst of blue flames engulfs him, forming a protective barrier against Bill Cipher's relentless weirdness. With a triumphant roar, Dipper channels the strength of his newfound abilities and launches a massive plasma blast at Bill Cipher. The dream demon, caught off guard by the unexpected power, is engulfed in the brilliant light. “NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” Bill yells as he’s desintegrated. The explosion resonates through Gravity Falls, creating a shockwave that disperses the weirdness and restores order to the town. The Shacktron 2.0 stands tall, victorious, and the dragons soar through the now-clear skies. As the dust settles, Dipper descends, his wings folding back as he lands gracefully. The gang, dragons, and the residents of Gravity Falls gather, looking at Dipper with awe and gratitude. The once-ruined town now stands resilient, having overcome the threat of Bill Cipher.
In the aftermath, the gang, now celebrated as heroes in both dimensions, comes together for a moment of reflection. Dipper, Mabel, Ford, Stan, Hiccup, and the rest share a sense of accomplishment and newfound bonds that transcend the boundaries of their respective worlds. As the sun sets over Gravity Falls, casting a warm glow on the town, Dipper looks to the horizon with a mix of gratitude and anticipation. The adventures may continue, but for now, the intertwined destinies of two dimensions have found a moment of peace.
As the skies clear over Gravity Falls, Hiccup, realizing that his mission is complete and the dimensions are safe, faces the difficult decision to return to Berk. The gang gathers, dragons included, around Hiccup, sensing the impending farewell. Hiccup looks at the group, gratitude and sorrow in his eyes. "I can't thank you all enough for everything. Berk needs me, and Toothless, too," he says, his voice carrying a weight of bittersweet realization.
Dipper and Mabel exchange a glance, their bond with Hiccup and Toothless evident. "You became part of our world, Hiccup," Dipper says, a mixture of sadness and appreciation in his tone. Mabel, holding back tears, adds, "You're not just a friend; you're family now."
Stan, normally gruff, clears his throat, finding it hard to put his sentiments into words. "You did good, kid. Don't be a stranger." Wendy, Soos, Dipper, Mabel, and their dragons nuzzle against Hiccup, conveying their silent goodbyes. Ford clasps Hiccup's shoulder with a firm grip, understanding the responsibilities that pull him back to Berk.
Hiccup, his eyes misty, gives Toothless a reassuring pat. "We made great friends here, bud, but it's time to go home." As Hiccup prepares to leave, the gang shares tearful goodbyes. Mabel hugs Toothless, Dipper shakes Hiccup's hand firmly, and Stan gives him a gruff but heartfelt nod.
With a final wave and a lump in his throat, Hiccup, mounted on Toothless, takes to the skies, leaving Gravity Falls behind.
The gang watches as their friend and his dragon disappear into the horizon, a mix of sadness and pride in their hearts. As Hiccup returns to Berk, the memories of the extraordinary adventure linger, a testament to the enduring bonds forged across dimensions.
With Hiccup and Toothless soaring into the distance, the gang gathers in the clearing, reflecting on the extraordinary journey that brought them together. The dragons nuzzle against their riders, sensing the mix of emotions in the air. Dipper, Mabel, Ford, Stan, Wendy, Soos, and the dragons share a moment of quiet camaraderie, grateful for the bonds formed during the battle against Bill Cipher.
As the sun sets over Gravity Falls, casting a warm glow on the group, Dipper looks at his hybrid form, wings folded against his back. "We faced the unimaginable together, and now we've come out stronger," he says, a sense of determination in his voice. Mabel adds with a smile, "Our adventures might continue, but we'll face them as a family."
Feeling triumph and pride, Dipper roars loudly to the sky, the dragons join in, their roars echoing in a harmonious melody. The gang, bound by friendship and the shared memories of interdimensional challenges, prepares to face whatever the future holds. The intertwining destinies of two dimensions may have found a moment of peace, but the spirit of adventure lives on in the hearts of those who call Gravity Falls and Berk home.
As Hiccup and Toothless soar through the skies, leaving Gravity Falls behind, Hiccup takes a moment to reflect on the extraordinary adventure. The wind whistles past him as he looks at Toothless, their unspoken connection evident. With a sense of introspection, Hiccup begins to speak.
"You know, Toothless, we've been through a lot together. I never thought I'd find another place that felt like Berk. But Gravity Falls, it's... different. The people there, the dragons, the weirdness – it's a whole new world." He pauses, a mixture of emotions crossing his face. "Meeting Dipper and Mabel, and their whole gang – it felt like finding a family away from home. And that hybrid thing Dipper's got going on? That's something I never imagined. But hey, it worked in our favor when we needed it."
Hiccup smiles, a bit of wonder in his eyes. "Toothless, these adventures teach us something new every time. Even though we've got to head back to Berk, I'll always carry Gravity Falls in my heart. It's like... another piece of our world, and I'm grateful for the friends we made." As they continue their journey, Hiccup looks ahead with a mix of nostalgia and anticipation. "We'll remember this place, won't we, bud? It's not goodbye forever; it's just a 'see you later.'" With a final glance back at Gravity Falls, Hiccup and Toothless press on, going through the portal home, ready for the next chapter in their ongoing saga.
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Guillermo's excuse is that this has been his friend group since he was a youth and you don't realize what absolute nonsense you consider the norm when your friend group is also doing it, until you end up getting the "sir this is a wendys" from a neutral third party (and then, apparently, the neutral third party fucks his clone instead of you)
Oh, please. Guillermo was a fucking weirdo before he joined up with the vampires. That's why he joined up with the vampires. A normal person doesn't go "Wow, Panera Bread just isn't fulfilling. You know what would be? Luring in virgins to be murdered, then dismembering their corpses on camera."
Guillermo's problems are 100% his own fault. Being around people just as weird as him may have made him accept those weird-ass problems more, but he's always been codependent, selfish, and violent. I love him dearly, but you absolutely cannot blame his awful personality on the company he keeps. lmao
(Frankly, I'd argue that everyone in that household was a weirdo before vampirism entered their lives. There's a reason why they're so much more bizarre than most vampires we see.)
Also, I'd argue that the neutral third party is probably actually Derek, who may be a blood drinker, but at least he isn't a thief, GUILLERMO.
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My insane imagination made an entire bluey episode lmao
At the bookstore
Bluey, to bingo: hey hey! Bingo! look at this book!
The book: about the old days, yk wth murders and princess but in a way kids understand
Bingo: ooh!
Bluey and bingo to their mum: MUMMM! Can we please buy this??
Chili: sure, why not. Just make sure to read the book.
Bluey: ooh what if we play olden days like in the book!
This episode of bluey is called olden days
Bluey: ok so in this book... it said they hated witches
Bluey: so they... either cook them or put them in the water if they were a witch, they'd live and umm... oh! Ok :D
Bingo: can i be the one who cooks witches?
Bluey: Sure! Dad!
Bandit: yeah mate?
Bluey: can you pretend to be a witch? We're playing olden days
Bandit: you do know that guys like me have more power over you girls back in the olden days right?
Bluey: oh yeah that's in the book!... Can you pretend to be a girl and be a witch
Chili: there were male witches in the salem witch trials honey
Bluey: Hooray!
Bandit: *sigh*
In the backyard
Bingo: CAN I HAVE WITCHES TO COOK NOW??
Bluey: no not yet we don't have any witch accusations...
Chili: oh dear this book isn't easy to read what's with all this symbols
Bingo: huh? BURN THE WITCH AHAHAHHAHAHA *carrying a blanket rolled up*
Chili: aaaAAAAAAHHHH
Bluey: no no not a witch! Not until someone says so!!
Bingo: I SAY SO LETS GET COOKING
Bluey: Ok so we put the witch on a standing stick taller than her then... fwoosh!
Bingo: BURN. THE. WITCH.
Chili: wHAT?
The scene cuts to them tying their mum up on the tree thing they got
Bingo: we got you now witch
Chili: I'M NOT A WITCH HONEST!!
Bluey: prove it mwahahahaha
Chili: HOW?
Bingo: by burning :D
They pretend to cover her in something flammable in the past? I am not sure i think its flammab-oil? Or gasoline? WHAT DID THEY USE??
Chili: oof ouch hot!
Bluey: oh wait hang on! They didn't burn witches first... they choke them and then burn! To make sure the witch is gone!
Bingo: oh aw... but i already burnt the witch
Bluey: its fine bingo, we can just burn them, they do that after anyway
Bingo: hooray!
Chili: bandit get me out, i got things to do,
Bandit: babe, the kids will burn me at the stake too.
Chili: Quickly while they aren't looking!
Bluey and bingo: *gasp* AAAA WITCH HELPER
Bluey: BURN HIM!
Bandit: erm LUCKY'S DAD IS A WITCH I SAW HIM USE MAGIC BEANS!
Bluey: WARN LUCKY!
Meanwhile, wendy looking astonished
Bandit and Chili: oh mornin wendy 😄
Wendy: ??? DO I NEED TO CALL POLICE???
Chili: no wendy, this is just another game the kids are playing,
Wendy: that makes it so much worse. What?
Bluey: LUCKY'S DAD CAN YOU COME HERE, WE NEED YOU!
Pat: oh sure mate,
Later
Pat: IM INNOCENT!
Bingo: Burn. The. Witch.
Pat: I WAS JUST RELAXING???
Bandit: accept it, they burned chili.
Bluey: thank you sir for warning is about the witch, have a blessed day.
Bandit: there is no problem officer... oh no
Bluey: officer? Officer?! You WITCH!
Bingo: OFFICERS AREN'T HERE WHAT IS AN OFFICER BURN HIM AHHHH-
Bandit: *runs away screaming*
30 minutes later
Bluey: got you now witch
Bluey ties bandit up to a thing and bandit pretend screams.
Bluey: Now the town is safe from witches, thank you Bingo.
Bingo: Who is Bingo? My name is Bijorno! You burn 🔥😡
Bluey: no fair im the leader!
Bingo: yeah but you did all the tying up!
Bluey: hmph bingo! Why???
Bluey is tied up to the fence the one by judo's home beside them.
Bingo: i want to do this! You witch!
Bluey: JUDO!
Judo: AAAAAHH!!???
Bingo: BURN THE WITCH KAHAHAHAHAHA
Judo: BINGO YOU'RE THE REAL WITCH HERE!
Bingo: noooo its them!
Bluey: pop im free. Now BURN BINGO BURN THEM ALL
Judo: mum am i permitted to use the f word?
Wendy: no???
Judo: ok. WHAT IN THE BLAZES????
Bluey and bingo burn everything
Bluey: oh that book was fun! I know about the olden days now!
Bingo: yeah i untied them all already!!
Bandit: we're never playing that again.
Chili: i had fun, being stuck to a tree made me realize that everything was beautiful
Pat: yeah, the stretch you get after is great
Bandit: i admit it, kids never burn us at the stake ok?
Bluey: so should we choke you or gorce you to stay in water forever?
Bandit, Chili & Pat: None thank you.
Bluey: ok that was a fun game!
End credits scene except the animation is bandit tied to a tree and screaming
Bluey episode! By me.
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GOOD FUCKING GOD, IF HE SAID THIS LIKE THE “there is no god, im your god” ID LITERALLY SAY YES SIR AND DROP TO MY FUCKING KNEES EVERY SINGLE DAY TO PRAY TO HIM. OH MY GODDDD 😍😍😍 LIKE NOT EVEN KIDDING EVERY MORNING AND EVERY NIGHT, I DONT EVEN WANT GOD TO SAVE ME AT THIS POINT
(p.s. i’m the anon who keeps like sending you these concepts lmao so do you think it would be ok if i could be an anon with an emoji? like the 🦇 one? it’s ok if not!)
OH MOOD THO LIKE LISTEN, I WAS DYING AS I WROTE THAT. LIKE SIR PLEASE, THIS IS A WENDYS DRIVE THRU
and yes you can!!
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