#one of my friends was like ??? whuh. what

[ralofofriverwoods]

Always forget that I can’t just replace @ with summon because it sounds fucking insane

‘Hey can you summon me when you post this? V v interested!!’ Summon how. With a blood sacrifice and a ring of candles? Jfc. What even is that sentence

#random #this is a self roast btw if you do this I love you #just a fun thing I picked up from a discord server once #and have not broken yet #one of my friends was like ??? whuh. what #when I said ‘ya just gonna summon them rq’ on a call

[hugepolecat3298]

one of the bizarrest contradictions i think in how the toxically masculine act is how theyre all “ohhh nobody takes mens mental health seriouslyyyy i want to die all the time but nobody cares cause im a MAN” and then they turn around and go “its pussy shit to not like it when your friends mock you when youre hurt or upset. it just means that you dont have a sense of humour. thats just how real men show care and affection” like ok sir have you considered that maybe youll stop wanting to kill yourself if you tell your friends that you dont like it when they call you a gay crybaby for having to stay home sick from something

#originals #this was prompted by this fucking post i saw earlier which i havent stopped seething over #it was someone being glad that their friend made them their fav soups and brought them in containers to their house when they were sick #ZERO indication of either op's gender or the friend's gender btw #and every comment was like. either trying to emasculate the soup maker (who we dont know the gender of) or saying they just wanted to smash #and some sane people were pointing out that is THE bizarrest reaction to an act of kindness espo bc op was ignoring all of them #and they were just like huh whuh what i tell my friends that i hope they kill themselves when they say theyre feeling a little down #like thats just how men show friendship bro if we do actual kind things for people it just means we want sex #like HELLO????? are you trying to parody yourselves????? and it wasnt one troll either the majority of the comments were like this #oh this also reminds me of how someone got upset that their new therapist had a mug that said 'patient tears go here' #and all these cucks in the comments started insulting op for not liking it and saying they dont have a sense of humour and that theyre not #gonan get better if they cant handle people mocking them when theyre at their most vulnerable #which is again jawdropping because a therapist has total fucking control over you #if a friend says something like that its just mean but if a therapist says something like that its a genuine threat #like normal adults are stupid enough to simply not understand the implications behind 24 7 mocking people but if a therapist does it then it #means that they actively want you to kill yourself or just fall deeper into being suicidal so they get more money #the amount of people who think that therapists want to help people and not make them worse to suck them dry makes me scream #its even worse when theyre like ohhh its a safe environment youre safe NO THE FUCK IT IS NOT? #first of all you are always monitored by a third party be it your parents or just mikes second if you say a SINGLE thing that they dont like #whoopsie doopsy guess that means youre gonna be hospitalised! we dont want THAT now do we! if you express suicidal ideation EVER again we #will be sending you straight there for indeterminate amounts of time! like come the fuck on #i hate therapists and i hate people who try to make you kill yourself and then act all innocent about it

[howlingday]

Nora Likes Jaune

Nora: Hey, Jaune? Can we talk over here?

Jaune: Oh, sure, Nora!

Nora: Sweet!

Jaune: What's up?

Nora: Nothing, I just wanted to talk to you away from the team.

Jaune: Really? That's weird. Oh! Is it something private?

Nora: Mm, sure! Just the two of us!

Jaune: Alrighty then!

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Nora: Selfie~!

Jaune: Hm? Another one?

Nora: Yeah! I want pictures of us hanging out all the time!

Jaune: Oh, oka-

Nora: (Squeezes next to him) Groupie~!

Jaune: Nora, I don't think this is what a groupie is.

Nora: Sure it is! This is a selfie! And this is a groupie~!

Jaune: Yeah, but I'm in both of them.

Nora: (Sighs) Oh, Jaune. One day, when you're older you'll understand...

Jaune: Hey, I'm older than you!

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Jaune: Nora?

Nora: (Panting) Hey... Jaune...

Jaune: I thought you were getting pancakes with Ren today.

Nora: Heard... sad...

Jaune: What?

Nora: You... sad... Ugh... So many stairs...

Jaune: Me sad? Oh! Uh, well, I was kinda bummed out. My sister just moved out of the house with her girlfriend.

Nora: (Pops up) That's terrible! Don't worry! Nora is here to cheer you up!

Jaune: Heh... Thanks, Nora, but it's not really that big of a deal.

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Nora: Whuh-oh! Look out! Stud walking through!

Jaune: H-Huh?!

Nora: Your nice shirt! You're wearing it, aren't you?

Jaune: Uh, yeah, but how could you tell? I'm wearing my armor and everything.

Nora: Just call it a woman's intuition. A girl's gotta know everything about her guy... friend. Guy friend.

Jaune: Oh... Well, uh, thanks for noticing, Nora.

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Jaune: Nora, are you okay?

Nora: Huh? What?

Jaune: You were scratching your arm for a bit. Is everything okay?

Nora: Oh, yeah, just, uh... Just a nervous thing I do is all.

Jaune: Really? Oh, well, does that mean I make you nervous?

Nora: What?! No! Why would you think that?!

Jaune: Well, you were staring at me while you were doing it, so...

Nora: O-Oh...

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Jaune: ...Hey, Nora?

Nora: Yes, Jaune~?

Jaune: Do you like me?

Nora: ...YUP! SURE DO! You're my best friend after Ren, Jaune. Oh, and Pyrrha, too! You know, Pyrrha, right? Did you know she was a superstar athlete? Man, what a heck of a job, right? Can you imagine doing that for living, Jaune, and not having this conversation?

Jaune: I... What?

Nora: A-Anyway, I'm just gonna sleep here forever, good night!

Jaune: Nora, it's noon.

Nora: I said good night!

Jaune: ...

Nora: (Blushing under the covers)

Jaune: (Shrugs) Wonder what Weiss is up to...

Nora: (Flinches, Tears well)

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Jaune: Hey, Nora?

Nora: What's up, Jaune?

Jaune: I like hanging out with you.

Nora: I like hanging out with you, too.

Jaune: (Scoots closer)

Nora: (Leans on him)

Jaune: (Slips arm over shoulder)

Nora: (Smiles)

#rwby #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #nora's arc

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 34

Read right to left (except page 133, which is read left to right)

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[masterpost]

Transcript under the cut

Transcript reading guide / key

[xxxx] =  identifier of text source

- =  break between panels

(xxxxx) = text outside of normal speech bubble

Lincoln’s Tight 5 (Page 133)

[Scam]: First up, it’s the man with no plan, give it up for Lincoln Li-Wilson, everybody!

[Link]: Wait, what? Sorry, What’s your name?

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[Link]: I’m not very funny, but luckily for you, I do have the funniest movie. 

Me and my dad’s watch it every Sunday.

So, I’m going to show you some of the funniest parts of Garfield: The Movie.

[Tori]: I love movies!

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[Link]: It’s some pretty good music at the beginning… but let me skip to the funny… Actually the whole movie’s pretty funny. 

[Tori]: I used to love Garfield actually. 

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[Link]: How much time do I have left?

I’m not very funny but wait until you hear my friends, they’re the funny ones.

[Text box]: Lincoln goes on to tie for the highest score, a 5/10.

Hermie’s Truth (Page 134)

[Text box]: The evil has been defeated! Manga rules are back in play! (Read right to left)

[Scam]:Green room! Talk some shit!

[Normal]: Look, Hermie, I’m still mad at you and you are still my enemy now, but I still care about you, so what’s the deal?

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[Hermie]: You don’t like me you idiot.

[Normal]: Whuh-! What do you mean!

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[Hermie]: What you like is someone who withholds validation. What you need is someone to tell you that you’re a good good boy, and I can’t do that for you. 

[Normal]: Hermie, you’re right. That’s how I felt about you, but then I saw how much school spirit you had-!

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[Hermie]: I didn’t do what I did for the sake of the school you buffoon. I did it for my dad and for the scam. 

Space Scam (Page 135)

[Scam]: This portal will take you wherever you wanna go.

[Taylor]: The International Space Station!

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[Normal]: I was going to say Earth…But we can stop to save your dad!

[Nicky]: Hey man what’s up?

[Taylor]: Dad! We’re here to rescue you!

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[Scam]: Well that sounds really boring!

[Taylor]: Dad! Can you come over here!

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[Scam]: Drama!

[Gun]: BANG!

One In The Eyes of God (Page 136)

[Text box]: Turns until death: 2

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[Text box]: ?

[Text box]: Banishment

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[Text box]: Etherealness

[Text box]: Contact Other Plane

[Dice Roll, Scary]: Intelligence: 13

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[Card]: I’m so sorry this was the best idea I had. 

[Card]: Ok, you all have to get married now. 

Transcript provided by @confusedfoam

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #lincoln li wilson #normal oak #taylor swift dndads #scary Marlowe #tori shaw #hermie the unworthy #scam likely #doodly #yonkoma #finally #the return of the normal end cards #nick close #nicholas foster

[theghostbunnie]

A concept I was yapping about in a server a few months ago I think I should share here copy n paste style bc I kinda cooked w it

Nurf thinking him and Ered were good friends but Ered veiwing him with the same closeness she views the rest of the campbell kids like "yeah we're all friends" but he's like but I thought *we* were friends together, like Nerris and Harrison and Preston? Like Max Nikki and Neil? Like -

"Dude you're just listing parties of three,"

"I'm listing people who were *closer* Ered"

And she's just secretly awkward like wtf do you want from me? What do you want me to say? You were..a different kind of annoying than the rest sometimes, maybe less? Constantly trying to challenge me to bets n shit was atleast entertaining?? I'm not gonna poor my heart out to you just because you ask me to. Wanna go have therapy in the open woods for children to laugh at??? Wanna make a big blow out scene??

But she doesn't actually SAY any of that she just thinks it and gives him absolutely nothing to work with and Nurf just feels more alone than before, literally all he wants is a friend and the one he thought he had apparently didn't view him to the same extent and it makes him feel so shitty.

And maybe he could chalk it up to "Ered's just like that" but if I may be really silly and say in this concept she's become friends with Tyrone n Mitchell already Nurf just feels straight up *replaced* and takes it out on those two FREQUENTLY keeping his real feelings as to why he's being a dick a secret for once.

He goes to punch somebody else and it's a whole monologue first how this is bc of his dadBut he just *insults* these guys and doesn't even laugh at his own words like he usually does after.

And it doesn't even!!!!! Effect them!!! And it pisses him off worse!!! Even using the most petty tactic he still can't get any of them to hurt like he does and it's so frustrating.

Mitchell n Tyrone (I'm picturing this was a years worth ongoing problem or they were already in a HS AU)) pick up on something being off and finally get Ered to give some information and like girl no wonder the guy has been a total angry piss baby I'd feel terrible too if the one person who was the most regularly talking to me and sitting with me all summer only saw me just as important or lack there of as everyone else.

"You're saying it like I hate him, I don't, but I am getting irritated with this whole thing.. I'm not gonna start being MORE of his friend because he's throwing a fit"

Tyrone's like "but he's really not..? He's been leaving you alone now if you hadn't noticed, and mostly just saying the odd insult to us."

Mitchell: "You don't have to be his friend if you don't want to be that's your right."

Ered: "THANK you. Finally someone says it."

Mitchell: "But he gave you *his* friendship for a very long time and you did sort of spit on it. There's kind of a obvious reason he respected you enough to never make you a target"

"Because I'm technically top dog and he's two notches away from bottom dog, socially atleast."

"Because he *cherished your companionship,* Ered. He's pretty fuckin' equal opportunist if you haven't noticed."

Ered, starting to realize: "..............crap" bc!! Damnit Nurf is a sweetie under all his layers and she knows that and the guilt of hurting him is kinda weighing.

Ered leaves to go talk with him and Tyrone and Mitchell have what I think is a little funny interaction where Mitchell light heartedly is making a comment on the exchange they just had.

" 'top dog' no way she just said that, what is this, prison?? Did I wake up in *prison*?"

Tyrone, just as confused, speaking over him agreeingly: I know I know

And Nurf's just sitting in his room when his mom announces he has a friend here and he's like 'whuh' and Ered just. Steps in and stands there.

".. what do you want.?" Bc when she DOES talk to him to hang out, it's something she wants to do, *he's* stopped initiating things. And Ered has multiple people she's "not really close with but she calls over to do specific hobbies with" since she has so many hobbies.

"Just here to talk."

Okay now she has his attention did somebody fucking die what

"I haven't been a good friend to you." She states it pretty neutrally and flatly like everything she says

Nurf's just looking at her. Girl it is a Thursday afternoon on god's green earth he is trying to do his homework rn. Half of the awnsers atleast.

She doesn't even say sorry. That was just the statement she knew was true now. "If you would like,,.. I can be a better one." She looks over once then nods her head simply.

"You're offering to be my friend just straight up like that?" Is this kindergarten.

"Feel free to decline, man." She shrugs, still neutral.

"No,no I'm not saying that" he puts his pencil down. "Can I just get an honest awnser why I wasn't one to you before?"

Ered sighs. "Promise not to tell?" Speaks a little quieter.

And he is listening SO HARD!!!!!!!

Ered inhales rlly slowly, sticks her hand out to reintroduce herself.

"Meredith Miller.

__Everything I do is to protect myself.__"

He just makes a little bit of a face like go on elaborate on that for me he is so confused and so intrigued and by what he's ASSUMING so far should he be offended.

"You're alot better person than you were back then, people don't give you enough credit for that."

The simultaneous embarrassment of remembering his hardcore bully era and the flattery of a genuine compliment like that being so rare from Ered to anyone.

"And I couldn't trust you that well then as I think I could now. Most of my friends sort of just learn this out themselves slowly but you're not going to unless I spell it out I guess. I'm not a vulnerable or open person, like, at all? Everything I do is to hide I'm flawed. Even *capable* of flaw. I build a reputation, so when I do make little mistakes, or have little quirks, people think I'm doing it ironically, or something, so people just *always* have the best assumptions of me. I abbreviate words over text I don't know how to spell off the top of my head and people think I'm just being cool. I still like how Capri moon tastes and people think I'm just too cool to even care what I have to drink because I'm so above judgement."

"So you're just.. constantly pretending?"

"No, ..sort of."

"I do it so I *can* be myself without it tanking how people veiw me, an actual genuine image of what I am I just work hard to make sure people are *nice* about it. Most of them atleast." Like a safety net built from a good reputation.

"Bigger mistakes though.. people turn on me.

And you were always turned against everyone, dude"

"Sorry.."

"It's fine. We've all got our methods." She understands his behavior comes from a really similar place.

"Nothing I said leaves this room." Pats her hand to his doorway twice as she walks out of it. "See you around."

"..... CAN WE GO BOWLING SATURDAY?"

Ered sort of stops herself mid-way going out the front door. "...Sure!" And is a little surprised he already wants to chill with her

#camp camp #cc ered #ered cc #ered miller #nurf cc #cc nurf #camp campbell #cc fandom #campcamp #fictional characters #character angst #fandom headcanons #character headcanons #headcannons #camp camp hcs #camp camp headcanons #writing #oneshot #character interaction #character analysis

[yoomtahsgf]

WHATTTTT WHOS THSI GUY.umm everyone meet my new and improve pokemon reborn self insert tehehe<3since i cant name them amaria bc this game is literally where i got the name from their name is lulu fidella and they are the normalest girl and also aces bestieeeee ^_^

under the cut is the transcribed text and a 3rd version (warning for small scrapes and bruises + spoilers for after ciel's battle)

(notes: i use they/them only ♡ please no pr0/c0mship interaction ♡ no im not just using the word "dissociative" bc it sounds cool or something i dissociate irl)

phase 1 ♡ pre-ace

♡ spacy, head in the clouds, only grounded when alone

♡ tries to make friends with everyone, usually to no avail

♡ already thinks ace is cool despite being a "bad guy," tries even harder to befriend them but hasn't "latched on" to them yet

~

phase 2 ♡ post-ace

♡ after being gifted mint from ace, interprets it as clear sign of friendship and latches on; now less intent on making other friends, focused solely on them

♡ side ponytail to match ace's

♡ still dissociative but more cheerful and peppy, especially around ace

vvv 3rd version here!!!warning for small scrapes/bruises and pokemon reborn spoilers!!! vvv

phase 3 ♡ post-"game over"

♡ very gradual change, gets more and more disheveled and unstable the longer ace is gone

♡ panicked, irritable, and reckless; rushes through the motions for the story, only motivated by finding ace

♡ still detached when it comes to any other situation

explanation for non-reborners:

(SPOILERS)

after the gym battle wjth ciel theres a cutscene where u see ace going to send a letter to their boss basically telljng him to fire the main antagonist of the game but then as soon as they go to send it the monitors in the room theyre in read "GAME OVER" and theyre like Huh Whuh and then the screen goes black.and um ur kinda supposed to assume theyre dead bc the main antag uses their delphox on a team they have with pokemon taken from their other victims.But they come back in the postgame so jts fine ^_^ but u can imagine what their bestie being nowhere to be found does to lulu sooooo thats what the last one is for

#pokemon reborn #self ship #selfship #autistic selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #selfship community #f/o community #pokemon self ship #self insert #self ship blog #selfship blog #selfshipper #self shipper #self insert community #f/o x s/i #f/o x self insert #platonic f/o #f/o #fictional other #lululululululululululululullululuu ^_^ #wabbabababa #look at my me so cutey^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[shapeshiftinterest]

Morton Helps: bowser x luigi

i love morton’s caring vibes towards junior in the video games and the headcanon that the koopalings are adopted

luigi and bowser are not dating yet; bowser’s starting to get a crush and luigi is oblivious

morton kidnaps a green man while trying to help his dad with his love life

bowuigi valentines event

prompt mix:

day 3: love rival

day 4: just friends (?)

day 6: secret admirer

story under the read more

Morton Helps (also on ao3)

Morton wasn’t book smart.

Morton wasn’t street smart either.

But he noticed things. Things like King Dad acting funny around Green Stache. Things like how he looked at the plumber the same way he used to look at Princess Peach. Things like how lately he’d been using the other’s name more often instead of a nickname.

It was because Morton noticed such things that he was currently in the dungeons, arms crossed and frowning at his wriggling hostage.

Wasn’t his fault he’d panicked! Morton just wanted to watch the green plumber and make sure he was good enough for his dad is all! It just so happened that he’d caught sight of the bean prince leaving the Mario house this time and may have, uh, forcefully invited him to Bowser’s castle.

Huffing, Morton yanked the bag off his hostage’s face and was almost blinded by the unnecessary anime sparkles if he hadn’t stolen borrowed one of Roy’s sunglasses. The koopa stomped forward and grabbed a fistful of the other prince’s tunic.

“ACK!” Only to get a mouthful of blond hair a second later. “BLEGH! PTHHBT! PPTHHBBT!!”

“Heh heh heh! Take that, you fiend!” The prisoner laughed triumphantly. He did another hairflip and whacked Morton in the face again, causing the other to let go and drop him. ”Oof!”

“NO HITTING MORTON! MORTON ONLY ONE WHO HITS!” Morton yelled, raising a fist.

“Wait!”

“HUH?”

“I am Prince Peasley of the Beanbean Kingdom, how dare you treat royalty like this, you cur!” Peasley blew a strand out of his face and sat up as regally as he could. Morton scowled.

“MORTON PRINCE TOO! NOT CURRY!”

“Really?” Peasley asked, surprised that another royal would act so... ill mannered. “Pray tell, why have you captured me then? I don’t recall meeting you before, so I don’t think I’ve done anything that would get me kidnapped.”

“s..ayw.yfr.ml..g.i.”

“I beg pardon?”

“STAY AWAY FROM LUIGI!!”

The green prince was stunned, not just from the volume but the statement as well. “And why should I?” He asked, rolling his eyes. “Luigi is my friend, I don’t think you have a say me visiting him.”

Morton stomped again, frustrated. If he had more hair he’d be pulling it out by now. Why didn’t this little sparkly man understand?

“KING DAD LIKE GREEN MARIO! YOU NO VISIT! NO ROSES, NO SPARKLING, NO NOTHING! STAY AWAY!!”

Oh. Oooooohhhh! Well this was certainly interesting. Apparently his mustachio’d friend had a secret admirer, and the violent king of the koopas no less! 

Peasley stood up and rubbed his wrists, bean dagger tucked back into its hilt as his ropes fell to the ground. He supposed Morton would have to learn to search his captives for weapons the hard way.

“WHUH-,” Morton looked to Peasley, then back to the ropes, then back to Peasley. “HEY! NO FAIR!”

“Heh heh heh.” Peasley struck a dashing pose and wagged his index finger at the other prince. “Worry not, Prince Morton! For I meant what I said.”

He flipped his hair, producing more anime sparkles. Morton sneezed. “Dear Luigi and I are merely close friends. Bosom buddies, if you will.”

“BUZZ??”

“Nevermind all that,” Peasley waved his hand at the topic. “I can’t promise I'll stop visiting Luigi but rest assured, I am no love rival. That I swear.”

Morton blinked, brain still trying to process the flowery language.

“And with that, I bid you adieu!” Suddenly, the cell wall behind the bean prince exploded and he lept backwards, landing on... a bean platform with wings?

“WAIT!” Morton yelled, grabbing his cape and almost yanking Peasley off his ride. “DON’T- DON’T TELL!”

The prince gave him a smile and tossed a golden rose at his face. “You have my word that I will keep the koopa king’s crush a secret.” It’d be more fun to watch what would happen anyway. They’d be an interesting match for sure.

Morton watched the prisoner fly away; he was still there 15 minutes later when Roy came down to take his glasses back and started freaking out about the blasted hole in the dungeon wall.

BONUS:

morton was spying on luigi and kidnaps prince peasley because he thinks they’re either dating luigi, or that luigi has a crush on the prince (that’s in the past but he still gets blushy)

peasley cut the ropes, i remember he had a sword in one of the games but he either has a dagger here or the sword can change size

peasley won’t tell anyone (including luigi or bowser) about bowser’s crush, or that morton accidentally told him BUT! he will consider flirting with luigi in front of bowser a little, just to speed things along

#my words #my fanfic #fanfiction #shapeshiftinterest #theme event #bowuigi valentines event #games #mario #bowser #luigi #morton koopa jr #roy koopa #roy #koopalings #prince peasely #LGBTQA #bowuigi #luigi is not the one getting kidnapped

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

god help me what a rehearsal that was (3hr theater dress rehearsal edition)

hung out with viola friend before while we drank hot chocolates and a little ladybug landed on me right before we went inside. i put them down on a bench but as we were unpacking inside it turned out that they'd followed us inside so i went and took them out again

started rehearsal off strong with tita conductor making her appearance in the longest most Shaped coat.

apparently we are going to get a DRONE VIDEO taken of us in our normal rehearsal room??? help me????? at least i won't have to collect music on sunday afternoon

the dvořák sounded ALARMINGLY BETTER in the theater than in the rehearsal room like huh?? whuh huh??? i thought the theater was supposed to be the acoustically inferior room help me 😭

i cued the seconds into the triplet at bar 30 and tita conductor looked me dead in the eye with a BIG, full-face smile as she conducted and i vaguely remembered the one tumblr post that was like 'a girl's frizzy hair is actually her halo', which was a fun thought to have at bar 30 of the third movement of dvořák's symphony no. 7

we get to the brahms and tita conductor says 'we need to not get too excited with this one' and then had us run through the most pussy-popping, emotional, this-is-the-reason-why-it's-almost-number-1-on-my-spotify-wrapped second theme. like girl how do you expect me to be normal about this

there were apparently conductor-provided chocolates in the green room but i did not see or partake in any of them because i was too occupied with the egg salad sandwich that had almost made me late to meet with viola friend

another piece that sounded startlingly better in the theater than in the rehearsal room: the cello concerto. like that was GOOD

at some point (idr where) we were playing and tita conductor let out an actual groan; she explained after cutting us off 'violins, i let out that cry of pain because we did not end that phrase'

we pressed on and to be completely honest lads, by hour three i was really tiring out and making really stupid mistakes so i had to dial back. i was probably playing at like 60% or 70% by the time we got to the haydn but we still ran through the whole thing like tita conductor. please. im expired

we returned to the beginning and tita conductor leaned over my stand mid-conducting and said something about a C-sharp and i was so startled that i promptly lost my spot, stopped playing for a second, and looked up at her like 🥺. much to viola friend's mirth

ate honorsprofessor and the ethnomusicology grad student in my section both complimented my leading 🥹 like it means a lot to me bc i may not be the most skilled or best violinist but if i'm a good leader then it's okay. and i feel like my work here has helped me become stronger and stronger as a violinist in ways i couldn't have if i had retracted my audition application last minute like i thought i would in july 2022

so yeah. onward to the weekend i guess

#em jumped up busker

[tincanton]

ok i finished binge watching tlok (except for season 2 listen im not getting into that mess again) and like. its literally not that bad????

like excluding the relationship shit (and most of season 2 I hate season 2) its literally not that bad. like I would rewatch that again it was so fun.

i just wish they developed the Friendships between the krew more. i will reiterate this again, the moment even a slight Concept of a found family has entered my mind I will NOT stop thinking about it. (the most memorable part to me was literally the krew just fucking around in a hotel room with a pai sho board while spying on aiwei. i want more of the four of them just doing really random shit together come on. please. please. ple

also the love triangle ruined All of their characters. like it was just not a great time for any of them. can we all agree to collectively forgive all of that shit because clearly they've all mostly moved on from that mess.

ALSO ALSO mako is literally not a bad character what. literally what. he's literally just zuko 2.0 but everyone hates him for some reason huh. all he did was fuck up two romantic relationships huh. wuh. why does the fandom hate him whuh. explain. the math is not mathing. like what. hes literally full of angst and everyone just ignores that in favor of "but he was a bad bf" what. if we can forgive(forgive?? idk if that's the right wording whatevr) zuko for the shit hes done can we also forgive mako for like. handling his relationships in a questionable manner.

he was like 18/19 at that point yall (and he also seems extremely emotionally constipated jesus) I think we can let this one go. or if you still arent happy with that lets forget about all the drama and have them in a polycule LMAO

anyways tlok very fun. very enjoyable like i could rewatch the fight scenes over and over again they're so cool. and also I love the characters sososo much. the fandom is so focused on the ships can we just like. look at the besties. they're best friends fr.

(korra is so pretty in season 4 actually she is everything to me)

#tlok #the legend of korra #tlok korra #tlok asami #tlok bolin #tlok mako #unfortunately for me i do not like romance focused fandoms because i just prefer seeing the platonic relationships #so #i have a feeling the fanfics wont appeal to me as much :( #not that korrasami is bad i love it sosomuch #i just. i just want to have found family ._. 👉👈 #idk if i should have tagged the four characters since I don't even mention some of them. but like. i didn't want to leave any of them out : #anyways thats just me #i just want to see more character analyses on them. because the krew is so interesting to me. i love them. #i might even love them more than the gaang. (very very hot take I feel. its just a personal preference plees don't murder me ;v;) #ack. i accidentally ranted in the tags. okay I'm gonna stop now. #tincantext

[sennaverstappendiary]

canadian grand prix ✩ 18.06.2023

truthfully, this is a race in which i don't remember much of what was happening in the REST of my life while watching it. that's not a bad thing, but it does make these messages shorter. or it would be. if it weren't for ONE thing 😁☝️🌷💌💌💕💕💕✨✨💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️

so, one thing that happened during this race weekend is that i started tagging all the weekends as they were happening! my tag for 2023 canada was canada gp 2023 ‼️‼️‼️🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🌷💕✨🥺 it's so much fun looking back on everything i posted, i'm so glad i made that tagging system work for meeee :3 🍁💌🕊️🥰🥰💥 so from here on out: expect more random photodumps LOL 😁😁😁 and more clear experiences‼️‼️‼️‼️ so that means longer race messages‼️‼️‼️

as for my personal life? idk man same as before. texting emma and quinine all day getting tipsy at 4 pm and writing fanfiction i was very genuinely living my dream life atp. i need to go back this fuckass internship isnt it rn (i am exhausted)... ANYWAY yes life was very very good and i was very excited for this race weekend ✨🌷🕊️🐇🦁

for some reason i decided to watch free practice, which actually turned out to be nice because the pollen made everything VERY interesting :3 🌼🌼🌼 to watch at least LOL it was nice to see the pollen flying arouuundd the wind 🍃🌬️🎐

qualifying was AMAZING... i didn't like to see charles go out early yet again, but what do you do 💔💔💔 the groundhogs were absolutely hilarious though, can't believe i forgot about that jdhjdgfgf ✨✨✨🐿️🇨🇦 and rain!!! rain i like rain my best friend rain 🌧️🌧️🌧️ it was AMAZING seeing alex p1 for a little bit, and it was very fun watching quali with my brother and dad 💕💕🌷🌷🌞🌞 i was very very happy when max got pole, as i always am 🥰🥰🙏🙏💕💕💕 also max was VERY very adorable with fernando after qualifying, leaning into him and just happily maxplaining... my baby boy... my sun... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💥💥💥💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️

the race itself was quite decent!! before watching the replay i only really remember being mad because max's gap was "so little" 😭😭😭😭😵😵😵 spoiler alert: it was about 10 seconds AGAGFSDHSFDGSF... whatever i've grown thank god 🙏🙏🙏🌙🌙🌙 what i didn't remember until now was the poor little bird... rest in peace lil guy 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️ and max having issues with tyres in cold temperatures (i suddenly remember why i was so scared of vegas) 🌞🌞🌞 i didn't remember george in the wall but i love george in the wall. fyi i fucking love george and i will not tolerate any genuine hate (hyperbole, idc as long as you don't hate max), but i just fjdghjgfdfhgjdh HES SO FUNNYYY 😭😭😭😭😁😁😁😁💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️ max laughing about almost putting it in the wall... you better be grateful youre my sun sweetheart because i was a bit mad at you jghdfjg 😵😵😵😵😭😭😭💥💥💥 him winning made my entire week though 💕💕 other than that obviously the 4433 was INSANE this weekend like WHUH. what happen.... the infamous selfie... the your rear end looks insane........ LOVE WILL PREVAIL... 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕‼️‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏🙏🌷🌷🌷🌷

all in all this race weekend was very nice and good to me, and i appreciate it dearly. i enjoyed it more than i thought i did when i first started with this series, so that's always extra special 💕💕🥰🥰💌💌🙏🙏🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🎐💕✨🌞🦁

✩ song of the race: setsuna trip - last note

this song is just very good okay, and it reminds me of sebastian vettel and around this time i also turned into a seb fan so... it works‼️‼️‼️💌💌💕💕✨✨🙏🙏🙏

✩ extra: a small photodump, including the poor dove that passed away under rocky

#canada gp 2023

[steves-strapcollection]

askbox prompt "I don't care what they said, it doesn't mean shit!" for wip weekend! 🥰🥰🥰

once again, received so many asks for this one, so this is part of a small series!!!

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"Actually, not cool," Eddie said firmly before correcting himself, "Or, it's cool that Will's here, but seriously, what's up with Steve? He's turned down every single invite to hang out all week and it's really starting to feel like I did something. Has he said anything to you, Henderson?"

Now both boys looked guilty. "You didn't do anything, Eddie," Will said tugging at the strap of his messenger bag, glancing at Dustin. "I think it's our fault-"

"Our fault? You and I didn't do shit-"

"Dustin, you literally changed your opinion mid conversation-"

"What the hell did you dipshits do?" Eddie asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

"Last week, we roped Steve into a junkyard run and he was bitching about it and Mike asked who else he had to hang out with on a Saturday and he said you but then Mike and Lucas pointed out that you guys never hang out-" Dustin began explaining very quickly.

"We literally hang out all the time!" Eddie insisted.

"Yes! Exactly! That's what I said!" Dustin agreed.

"Then Lucas pointed out that you only hang out with Steve when you're already hanging out with Dustin, and that's when Dustin started siding with them," Will added, shrugging at Dustin's glare, completely unrepentant.

"Side with them on what?" Eddie pressed.

"That you and Steve aren't friends, and Steve thinks you are," Will said.

"Whuh-What the hell, assholes? You told the guy who literally saved my life that we're not friends?" Eddie asked in alarm, running his hands into his hair.

Make me write my WIPs!

#ask game

[hiimerick]

chapter 5 the unwanted knight

Through the many visits from the party in Ukal, Adam grew really close to them and began to trust them his previous experience in Ukal was a bad one but they made him feel comfortable and somewhat safe there. But then they all came to him with a familiar face, one too familiar of a face, from way too long ago. when they came they sat him down on the meeting room chair and said his name only confirming Adams worries.

hrom - This is Randal Ruff, we want you to meet him so you two can get used to each other when he joins us. I am sure you'll love the guy as much as i do, he is such a wonderful person

And then they left. when they did Randal still not recognising Adam took off his helmet and put on his friendly facade.

Randal - well hello there i see you are a human. i do not think they mentioned it. but do not threat i will do my best to be your friend an-

Adam - goodmorning dr. R.R. it's not nice seeing you yet again

Adam said this through gritted teeth as he began to transform his ginger energetic circus ringmaster self was put aside as a really un well looking human replaced it. his "new" form looked as if it was something preatending to be human, it's skin did not match colors in some spots, it's hair changed in tone and ages, it's eyes weren't matching not only in color but one pupil was slightly too small. as the transformation finished Randal sputterd a word

Randal - 1962

Adam - why yes and isn't it fun where our return is placed

Randal - Ew you look disgusting, that new form is better

Adam - i assumed so, but this one brings a certain familliarity does it not?

Randal - uhhh just change already

Adam changed slowly so that randal was forced to watch the horrid image that is the changing process. as his skin and bone dissolved to then reganarete in a new form, adam was smiling, as much as you could call a smile a smile when you don't have a face. than after the transformation he quickly reached under the table to then press a alarm button that was placed there in case of a emergency. The party swarmed into the room worried. they looked at the two and then Adam spoke up

Adam - take him away and let me talk to Izbun

his request was quickly set in action as the party took out Randal and Izbun took his place. the party left

Adam - he is a bad sign

Izbun - what did he try to do

Adam - nothing, it's about what he did in the past. He used to be a doctor here back when they studied our kind. you know the locals

Izbun - WHAT. I see why he would not mention his past. tell me all the things he did

Adam - when he was assigned as my caretaker. he would show me pictures of humans like demi-gods saying that it's the perfect demi-human becouse they look like humans. he would show me pictures of other demi-humans like dwarves or elves or even pixies saying that and i quote "those wreched beasts that pretend to be human should be purged from this world". honestly i think he should look in the mirror and purge himself from this world for this hate. but the worst part was the "training" he would show me these pictures telling me to copy thier looks, and if i got something noticible wrong he would taze me with a electric bat until i got it right.

Izbun - O.O whuh Buddy that's terrible. I need to tell this to someone like hrom

Adam - please do. Oh and don't let him in unless it's as one of the prisoners

Izbun - of course

that night Izbun explained the case to hrom who acted quickly and kicked Randal out.

the next day came and they all gave Randal a ride and a report to the lost queen about his behaviour on the other island, and she acted accordingly exiling him to be eaten and forgotten. the party returned to the other isalnd that evening and Izbun gave Adam the noitice on what happened.

#hi im erick #my stories #my work #my writing #writing #writers on tumblr

[yadown]

Scenes from a Childhood (and Beyond)

3

Mother: "You have to sit on the floor."

"Why?"

"Because you're a child, and there aren't enough chairs."

"Get out the way of the telly."

"You always want to watch The Bill - I want to talk to you!"

"Right, you're getting a smack!"

"Who are you talking to in there?"

"Have you got an imaginary friend?"

"He's talking to the dinner lady!"

<.< "I was talking to Turney"

"Who's Turney? Is he your imaginary friend?"

<.< "Err... yeahhh...."

"Do you hear that?"

"Whuh?"

"He's got an imaginary friend."

"Oh."

4

Biting on the top bunk side board, trying to sleep, while older brother watches a giantess movie.

5

Mother: "This", down there, "is my son." This nameless object right here.

"Aww he's very polite isn't he." Haven't even said anything. "Oh, is he shy?"

"I think you're being incredibly rude!" Huh?

"Right, you're getting a smack."

"And don't you ever do that again!"

"What did I do?"

"- Go back in there."

6

Father: "Whatever you do, don't ever get married."

7

Mother: "Take these dragons down, they're demonic!"

"What are you doing on that computer?"

"Are you alright up here all by yourself?"

Has a dream about putting a naked male in a flower pot and watering him.

Older brother has a fit of rage after the GameCube controller stops working after we last used it.

3 hours pass, trying to sleep.

Him: "You know... I think I got it working again..."

Older sister ran away from home with a car thief.

9

Takes Action Man out from under the bed.

I'm not gay. I just want to see him with his shirt off.

10

Male best friend at school hugs us.

He smells nice.

"Mum, dad's home from work early.

Why are you cross?"

Dad was tired from doing too much for mum. Dad's body was trying to slow down his metabolism and make him rest. Dad ate lots of sugar to compensate. Dad got fat. Mum didn't like dad being fat and having low blood pressure from a slow heart rate from being tired. This made it hard for dad to please her. So late at night, when dad should have been falling asleep, instead mum would row him. And dad also couldn't sleep because his fat was obstructing his airway. So dad would fall asleep at work. Which stressed mum out. So she rowed him late at night more. And dad's mind steadily deteriorated.

"You stupid useless man!"

"That useless father of your's."

Dad fell in to a depression, and didn't work for 2 years.

13

Mother: "Ever since you've gotten taller than me, you've been getting very disrespectful."

"No I haven't. I talk to you the same as I always have."

14

Started dressing well at high school and everyone wanted to be around us.

We got excluded from school for badmouthing a teacher on Facebook.

Mother: "Why didn't you tell me about this? Why did I have to get a letter from school? If I find out one more thing you've not told me, I'll have to assume you can't be trusted with internet access."

"Your brother's just told me that on your Facebook it says you're in a relationship with this girl. Is that true?"

And he made us go through and unfriend everyone who wasn't in the religion. Then we had to go back to school and face all our old friends (who were sympathetic, until we were conditioned to hate them).

We were made to dump her over text (SMS).

16

After 2 hours of mother crying.

"Thank you. You're so nice to me. What am I ever going to do without you?"

Middle of the night, sat on the bench where we used to talk to our boy crush 6 months ago.

"Where are you?"

Religious minister, accusatory tone: "What are you doing with yourself these days, hmm?"

17

"Get down here! -I say, I say it's an outrage I tell you!"

Mother: "Your grandad was very upset that you wouldn't come down and speak to him."

"Yeah, but it's not a proper job you've got, is it?"

18

Father: "Come on! You're making us late for the meeting!"

"I'm not going."

"--- w h a t ?"

"I don't believe in god."

"You never loved me for who I am. You only loved me because I was your son."

Mother: "I don't understand. What's the difference?"

"If I was in any other body, you wouldn't care about me."

404 dial-up tone

19

He's right here, in bed, in front of me! This is actually happening!

God, that felt good.

Us: "You're playing the autism card again."

Bf: "So are you."

Bf: "I don't care about your feelings."

22

Mother: "Your grandad looks like he's not gonna make it. This might be your last chance to see him. Are you sure you don't want to come?"

23

Laying on the bed in own home.

"She's gone. She's finally gone!"

Hysteric happy laughter.

24

"Your email was completely unacceptable, and if it ever happens again, I will have no choice but to contact HR."

25

Us: "You only work one day a week. I can't help wondering what your motives are for talking to me. I need to see you making more of an effort to provide for yourself, otherwise who will you come to?"

Mother: "There's your father's pension. We've always provided for ourselves!"

"I saw his 50p balance on the kitchen table. You know his money isn't much, and he's 9 years older than you - what are you going to do when he dies? [Older sister] doesn't speak, [older brother] has moved to Canada, your dad's died. Let's just call it even: you've done things for me, I've done things for you."

"Sounds like you're cutting us off?"

We got back in touch with our childhood gf.

Gf: "It's nice to have things bought for you... What?"

Gf: "It's too much."

26

When a woman gives birth to a baby, she receives a huge dose of oxytocin, which is a major part of the mother-baby bond. She also receives oxytocin from breastfeeding.

"So that's who you loved."

27

Ex-gf: "Take the polyamory bit out - that's why you're not getting anyone."

28

Us: "That's the VMs all nice and split out now, so we don't have over-centralised chaos. Really allows to get much better use out of a laptop with finite RAM, being able to suspend sessions like that."

"Let's see how these DID people organise themselves. You know, just to give us ideas how to organise ourself. Not that we actually have DID. (Yes, saying "we", as we have our whole life whenever talking to ourself/ves alone, which we have always done every day of our life)."

Video: "If you feel like you really relate to a community, then you're probably one of them."

- Notar

#did #did osdd #autism #childhood #endo safe

[cassyapper]

JOSEPH AVDOL FRIENDSHIP!!! please talk their friendship it's SO underappreciated and unexplored. possibly the biggest missed opportunity in canon when it comes to p3 relationships (thinking on it most of Joseph's relationships are)

you get me like no one else anon

i agree it's a very underutilized relationship. the only time we get to see them interact for a long period of time is when avdol and joseph were affected by bastet and welllll i think for obvious reasons that i wish that wasn't the only time is all

but i do think about them... i think about how joseph met avdol two years before he even got hermit purple. i imagine how they meet is like, joseph is in egypt for some speedwagon foundation event or another and something happens in the street, probably a robbery or smth. the thing is i think the robber was using a stand (i wouldnt be surprised if it was one of the standusers that later serves dio considering a) how many stand users there seems to be in egypt and b) how avdol knew them beforehand) so avdol, seeing this from his fortune telling booth, goes after the guy...but so does joseph. even though joseph doesn't know what's going on cause he can't see stands yet, he still goes after the robber. i think it kinda struck avdol. i dont think he quite liked it at first tho LOL i think he was like "you need to sit down youre gonna get hurt" and joseph is like "nuh uh" anyway the thief demands their attention and whuh! they actually work quite well together. i think after the fight joseph asks avdol if he wants to get a drink and avdol is like oh i don't drink alcohol so they go to a cafe instead and jsut talk. i think avdol kinda tells joseph's fortune there (less to josephs' face and more ruminates over his cards himself) and what the tarot cards tell him is that joseph is a very interesting guy. so even though joseph isn't a standuser (yet) avdol wanted to remain in touch. so i think that was the beginning of their friendship basically. i know it involves a lot of extrapolation on my side but that's what i think. lol

anyway i think they both liked traveling a lot and so they did during those three years before sdc! i think avdol met suzi during this time and they became friends as well. joseph "big bucks" joestar basically was able to take avdol anywhere he wanted to go and it was nuts. i think when joseph got his stand avdol was abso-fucking-lutely elated despite the circumstances of it manifesting cause i dont think avdol really had standuser friends until then (sure he knew other standusers which is why he doesn't have a kakyoin case but still). i bet you anything he was the one going through all these sorta tests to see what exactly hermit purple can do. god bless him avdol is absolutely the kinda guy to get so excited he's like we need to punch a camera now. i wonder if hermit purple manifests in the first place cause joseph was reaching to help avdol but couldnt quite reach him and then boom...vine time.

anyway i also think about joseph seeing avdol bloody in the street in india and scared he's going to have to bury another dear friend and while avdol was older than caesar he wasn't even fucking 30 yet he was so young and when it turns out avdol is breathing ohh i think joseph collapsed honestly. absolutely got at that bitch with some hamon and then ensured his private healing on that island. wagh.

anyway idk i jsut think theyre very silly together. i think joseph brings out the goofy side of avdol he tries so hard to conceal and i think it's quite relieving for avdol. avdol of course is a kind and reliable guide for joseph and he doesnt mind whenever embarrassing things happen and he still stands by him despite everything, both good and bad, stupidly absurd and morbid and serious. i think that in kind relieves joseph a lot. i dont think they really had a father-son relationship per seeeeee but i think it was a family bond. yeah.

anyway this got long sorry anon just. i have thoughts baout them. they were sooo close wah

#cass cries #jjba

[emet-selch-apologism]

Your turn. Heard any rumors lately? Also. Sorry if mine was weird I couldn’t think of anything else

NOOO IT WASNT WEIRD I love hearing all the rumors

this is more general gossip than a rumor and it's also pretty old but!! under the cut cause it's kinda long

last semester I had pretty much one friend at my school who shared a lot of classes with me and lived in my area so we would take the train home together and she would spend the entire commute talking about her crush

I realized by the end of the semester that she basically imagined an entire fake relationship with him, and I don't mean like idle fantasies about dating him. I mean she was CONVINCED that they were ACTUALLY together

at one point she got it in her head that he was avoiding her. our commute was about an hour, and then she offered to buy me pizza and continued to tell me about it for two MORE hours. keep in mind, I don't know this guy at ALL

so she thinks he's avoiding her because he didn't speak to her during their class together. then she showed me their texts where she's asked him to hang out outside of school multiple times and he always says he's busy with school work.

then she said "I actually caught him secretly helping a girl in the computer lab" - like girl it's not a secret, hes just helping a classmate with work. why would it be a secret. why would he need to tell you anyway

and I was like "I don't think he's into you bro" and she was like "nooo, he just has an avoidant attachment style" HUH? WHUH?

when she found out he was hanging out with female friends she was like "he's kinda a hoe" and I was like where am I. can anyone hear me

then like three days later she found out he was hanging out with a female friend alone and she decided they were dating. and she was like "see I told you" (told me WHAT) and she started saying thinks like"when he was with ME-" and "I think that when he realized things were getting serious between us he decided to ghost me. because of his avoidant attachment style"

girl it was not serious between the two of you. you have never hung out with him outside of school even as a friend, let alone been on a date with him. he actively is avoiding you. it could not be LESS serious. what are you TALKING ABOUT!!!!

#wall spaghetti #ask #rose-above-dark

[snailfen]

nate for the blorbo chart! el woowoo wednesday on a friday

EL WOOWOO!!!

his nice kindness..... friendly boy swag... to me he watches those minecraft parkour videos that have like commentary of Something in th background (like not youtube drama commentary ones. but more like reddit discussions with text-to-speech or like someone talking about a game or how a speedrunner faked a speedrun. yk what i mean!) and so hes just Really good at minecraft parkour.

hes also really good at builds nd shit and grinds a lot! but just dabbles in everything else. granted hes good at the few things hes learned. PvP scares him and also he doesn't engage in it much because bad internet (i am projecting. these are the reasons i cant do pvp.....) but if he could do pvp hed be a creeper minecrafts grim reaper blowin up blocks like al-qaeda

i cant explain why he reminds me of Snake animal crossing. maybe its just because snake animal crossing is my best friend(nate is everyone best friend guy. hes friendly).... i have very fond memories of him from when i played new leaf!! or maybe its just those silly eyes of his honestly

nate legally is allowed to kill one person but he will never do that :(

i WISH i had animatics for him but it is SO hard for me to find a song that fits him. i actually asked someone for help once cus i wanted to spin some nate thoughts around in my head and even they struggled for a bit. food pleas.... food for nebi thoughts

uhh thats all the thoughts i had. the ones marked with "???" and "whuh?" are ones that I dont understand btw!

#trainer nate #pokemon #bw #ask game #mutuals #asks #nate pokemon my beloved :D!! glad i actually got a prompt that wasnt silver cus everytime i do one of these i usually only get silver #and it kinda stops me in my tracks tbh which is why i end up not following through with these! #i could talk about him yes!! i could do that for a while i do not shut up #but usually i go into these ask games hoping people are gonna send me characters that they would like to see my thoughts on #like their own personal pkmn blorbos or characters ive had some thoughts about like in my tags and stuff! if that makes sense #anyways blorbo list is gonna expand soon maybe (finally will be able to download alpha sapphire on my 3ds) #i have not experienced Anything hoenn. for the record. ive experienced every region except hoenn