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Donkey Kong Z Episode 3

Cranky: Why the hell am I here? DJ: Cause your good at fourth-wall-breaking dad. Remember? Cranky: Oh yeah...also stay in school kids! Just because you got those techy phones don't mean anything! You still got a lot to learn about the outside world! And no violent cartoons! Those things'll give ya nightmares!

*Both DJ and Cranky walked out of the black screen*

OP - Dragonball Opening English

Narrator: Last time on Donkey Kong Z. DK and Diddy went into the great fox and set a course for N Sanity Island but had a drawback thanks to donkey kong's butt stench, luckily Aku Aku managed to teleport everyone including the great fox into the island using the colored gems he has, Crash and Spyro went to get the first fruit gem but had to deal with both tiny and fake crash and there was a full-scale war on the island, everyone defends the island with their very lives including Spyro who is very much vulnerable without butterflies, but now that the battle has ended the war has just begun, what will happen next? Find out on Donkey Kong Z!

Episode 3: Finding the Cherry Gem/The Grock Wars (The shadow alliance and the crossover gang went into Dillon's world where the Amiimals fight against an army of grocks to protect multiple villages in the badlands. While the crossover gang takes care of the war. DK and Diddy went to find the cherry gem in a mysterious cave until K Rool took it, yet k rool accidentally dropped the crystal coconut after he escaped.)

*Inside the great fox*

Crash: Oooooo...<POOOOOT!!!> <FRRRRRT!!!> <BUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!> Ahhhhh...<FFFFAAAAARRRRTTT!!!!> <PUUUWWAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!> Woah! <BRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!> Mmmmmmmm. ^_^ Falco: *Fold my arms and lean by the wall next to the bathroom door* ...... *Thinks* "Man, can't believe I have to wait for this bandicoot to poop out the fruit gem. I know one thing, I ain't touching it. Both him and donkey kong are just VERY hard to deal with but I'm gonna have to suck it up and deal with it. Sheesh..." DK: *Snoring in bed with a full belly* Diddy: Man does Coco know how to cook. Spyro: Pretty much everyone yea. Lucario: .... Diddy: Something wrong? Lucario: "I'm still evenly matched with Mewtwo. As I get stronger he does too." Diddy: That sounds bad. Lucario: "I must find a way to teach maximum power to destroy him, otherwise he'll keep destroying other worlds whenever he wants." Diddy: I'm sure you'll find a way lucario. Fox: Thinking about something crystal? Krystal: Hmm...I guess I am.

*Flashback from sunset time*

DK: *Eating all the fruit and food that's in front of me super fast because of how hungry I am* Everyone: O_O DK: *Finally finished while slurping a bowl of ramen* <BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!!!!> WOOOOOOOO!!! Wow that was great!! *Fell down on my back and pat my full belly* Ohhhhh. ^_^ Crash: *Ate out all my food then laid back satisfied not knowing about the laxatives* Spyro: Man they eat fast. Dillon: *Eats my pigs on a stick* Coco: I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Krystal: Oh yes very much. Slippy: Thank you! ^_^ Lucario: "Say Spyro, what is it you eat?" Spyro: Oh I'll eat anything, including meat-related, just not as fast as these guys. Lucario: "Same with me." Slippy: Eating different kind of food is fascinating. Especially if it's from folks we know. Peppy: I second that notion slippy. Krystal: It's only fitting for DK. He hasn't moved or traveled anywhere else besides the smash bros tourney. Crunch: So, you call that transformation "Super Kong?" Diddy: Yeah. It enhances our strength, speed, endurance you name it. It does it all. Even give us an unlimited amount of chi energy. But man did it get me so tired and drained out from the fight. Krystal: That's what an all powerful weapon will do for you.

*Everyone was chatting until crash's stomach started growling*

Crash: Hmm? *Stomach gurgles more* Uh oh...*Got up and ran back to the great fox to find the bathroom* Falco: Oh crud!! *Ran after crash* Hey! You better not be thinking of shitting anywhere on the floor!!

*Everyone started laughing as the flashback ended*

Krystal: *Soft giggles* Crash: *Flushed the toilet then came out holding the cleaned fruit gem in my hands* Ta-da! Falco: *Was expecting the fruit gem to come out all smelly but saw it cleaned and smelt good* Hmm. Not bad at all. *Ruffles crash's head and walks off* Still ain't touching it though. Crash: *Chuckles then put them in my pockets and follows Falco* Falco: We got the fruit gem back. Krystal: Oh thank heavens. Spyro: And the smelly air is gone too. We can pretty much continue our journey now. Peppy: Tomorrow we will. Slippy is upgrading the ship and the ship will undergo full diagnostics so the latest update kicks in. Slippy: *Inside the ship's controls as I wiggle my butt and my plumber's crack shows my green buttcheeks as I'm humming* ^_^ Falco: Uh slippy, you mind covering that, please? Slippy: Huh? *Looks down* Oh sorry^^; *pulls up my pants* Fox: You're such a sissy. Falco: I have my standard! Spyro: Yeah womanly standards. Dillon: *Chuckles* Russ: Even Dillon thinks you're full of Baloney. Falco: !! *Growls then flew off* Krystal: So not cool boys. Fox: He need to lighten up. Not everything is about him. Peppy: I agree with fox, falco maybe brash but he doesn't seem to know how to relax even after our new friends came to the ship. Lucario: "I quite agree with krystal, regardless of the fact, falco is still your teammate, he'll relax if he needs to, so I would suggest you all respect that" Peppy: Lucario you haven't known falco longer than all of us has. Lucario: "That maybe true but I can still sense tension from within him." Slippy: Does it come from different colors? Lucario: "Yes slippy, it comes from different colors." Slippy: Cool.

*Slippy's pants somehow slipped their way down, showing his plumber's crack buttcheeks again*

Spyro: I do have a question. Are these fruit gems any more powerful than the crystal coconut? Diddy: Great uncle DKJR and grandpa cranky said so themselves. If the fruit gems were to connect with the crystal coconut then it becomes the fruity coconut gem. It can grant an infinite amount of strong wishes including to villains, that's how strong it is. The crystal coconut itself can only be used for very specific wishes and it doesn't create death, only resurrect them. Spyro: So that's how ripto and the others were restored... Diddy: It also said that it can grant anyone a crystal form, but only the purest heart can get it, which in this case, either me or DK. Krystal: Which means K Rool can't get it because of his cruel nature. Diddy: Exactly. Russ: Man that's really powerful stuff, kinda better than the time you got gems and crystals out of the ancient ruins Dillon. Dillon: *Nods in agreement* Diddy: He never knew about the fruit gems till Mewtwo mentioned it. Lucario: "My guess is Mewtwo will be the one using the gems to make himself even more powerful." Fox: ...You don't think he's siding with k rool as an alternatim. Lucario: "It is a possibility. Mewtwo never cared of anyone but himself, not even for his trainers. He's the first independent pokemon to become stronger without a trainer while I'm the second." Krystal: Destroying a planet just so you and him are the last pokemon...I can't imagine how tragic that must have felt for you. Lucario: "There isn't a true way to stop him. Though when we do get the crystal coconut back I can wish he never existed." Fox: That's really only if they'll grant it. Wishes are not that simple. Lucario: "Right..." Diddy: So guys...what are some other villains you fought aside from the ones you're used to? Peppy: Well, we fought the aparoid race and their queen one time. Spyro: This is tough...uhhh...there was this one dragon who was a traitor among the dragon elders. He goes by red. Russ: Red the dragon? What a basic name. Spyro: I know right. Russ: Oh! We were in this city where it was the post-apocalyptic period at the time. We took down a grocks that were trying to break the big trailer truck on the road which has this ultimate weapon called the breaker that took down the mothership which is also the command ship, it was how the grocks came to live, and then Dillon fought against the deathgrock from the outside and inside its core. Now THAT was the toughest fight out of all the fights Dillon battled into. Aku Aku: Crash fought his evil self in another dimension, as well as the evil twins when cortex was with us at one point. Spyro: How was cortex even agreed to fight the evil twins with you? Aku Aku: Him and crash had a common enemy that's how. Spyro: Jeez, hope it doesn't happen with me and gnorc cause I definitely don't wanna be working with that dumb butt. Fox: *Noticed it's nighttime outside* It's late. We all need to get some sleep for tomorrow. Krystal: I'll go ahead and make us all dinner before we sleep. *Walks off* Want to help? Fox: I would be delighted. *Follows Krystal* Peppy: You still working down there slippy? Slippy: Sure am! Will be done in a few hours. Peppy: Krystal and Fox will make some dinner for us. Don't forget to eat. Slippy: Will do.

*Meanwhile at DK Isle*

DJ: *Meditating by the beach sand* Cranky: *Walking around with my cane* I hope those boys find those gem fruits soon. I was hoping this day never and K Rool has gotten somewhat smarter. Funky: Not to worry cranky my dude, donkey kong and diddy will get'em back, even if it takes a long time. Cranky: That's what I'm worried about. *Sat down on a branch and sighs* If I could I would've remember were I put them. Funky: Just give it time man, you'll see. I better get us some food for lunch and dinner. *Walks off* Cranky: .... DJ: "Now if I can just communicate with DK from afar, I should be able to if I focus further."

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DK: *Napping on the ship* Falco: For an ape he sure sleeps a lot. Krystal: *Came back with a big dinner meal for everyone* Dinner is ready! DK: *My ears wiggled as I sat up* DINNER?!? Oh boy am I starving! ^_^ Falco: Oh sure you wake up to food but not anything else! Fox: Falco would you stop it? Seriously it's nothing to hurt your head over. *Walks off* Peppy: If I didn't know any better I'd say you're jealous of DK. Falco: Damnit not you too!! Peppy: Falco I'm just saying, DK and Diddy are different from all of us, you can either support it or don't. It's up to you really. Falco: You know what? I'll eat alone in my room, anything is better than being lectured. *Grabs my food and walks up to my room as the door automatically closed* Spyro: What's up his big stinky bird butt? Crash: *Laughed when Spyro said stinky bird butt* Krystal: I don't know. He was never like this back home. Diddy: Maybe he's homesick. Fox: Nonsense. He is always out traveling for jobs and erans. Russ: I gotta ask, what was falco like before DK came along? Fox: Believe it or not he use to be more cheerful and loved fighting crime in a non serious manner. Peppy: Cool and brash, but also cheerful. Russ: ...You don't think the villains switched the real falco with a fake one, do you? Diddy: Don't be ridiculous. If that were the case I would have sensed it. Fox: Something doesn't feel right. And if that was the case Falco doesn't go down that easily. Lucario: "I'll try and scan his aura to see if he's real or fake." *Closed my eyes and started glowing blue aura* Slippy: How? He's in his room. Falco: *In front of my computer while eating*.... DK: *Eats with my mouth full* You'd be surprised at what Lucario can do. *Swallows* This dog can really kick my butt at the smash bros tourney. Lucario: "Strange.. it's the real Falco but I'm getting bizzare readings off him. Something is not right." Falco: *Found the next two gem fruits* Perfect. Let's hope you don't screw this up. *Gave out a sinister smile* DK: Well I'm sure it's nothing, falco seems pretty nice. ^^ Diddy: I agree. Fox: *Looked at the monitor* We got a reading for the next two gem fruits. One is at banjo's world and the other is in dillon's world. Krystal: Tomorrow we'll split into two groups. Spyro and Crash are going to banjo's world while the rest of us go to dillon's world. Slippy: Hopefully we'll find more allies to join our team cause we do need new members. Peppy: Done already? Slippy: Yep, the update should be ready by tomorrow. Krystal: *Sniffs the air* Wait...what is that sme-ugh! *Hold my face* Diddy, DK you two need a bath! DK: ....Say diddy, what's a bath? Diddy: I have no idea DK, what is a "bath"? Krystal: Oh goodness...I can't believe you two are asking. I guess I have to show you...

*a few seconds later*

Krystal: *Finished filling the tub with water, bubbles, and grabs a body scrubber* Okay, the water's ready, now let's get this over with. Hop in. DK: *Walks over to the tub at looks at it* So this is a bath? Krystal: Look at you! You're supposed to cover up the front! DK: *Puts the towel over my face* Like this? Krystal -_-* .... *facepalm* Diddy: *Chuckles*

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Krystal: *Scratching all over DK and Diddy's body with shampoo* Diddy: So what's this icky stuff you're putting on my fur? Krystal: It's called shampoo, I'm using it to clean you two. DK: *Tried to taste the shampoo but Krystal slap my hand* Krystal: No no, we don't eat shampoo. That's for cleaning your hair and body. *Puts my hands in the water to get the shampoo off my hands and use the bath scrubber to brush all over diddy and DK's bodies* When I put shampoo on both your heads you two NEED to keep your eyes closed and leave'em close until I get the shampoo out of your head and faces* Diddy: This stuff is slippery but smells good. ^_^ DK: Imagine how the others are like back home. *Chuckles* Diddy: Yeah they'd probably slip and fall from this stuff, especially cranky. Krystal: Alright boys time to rinse yourself. *Unplug the tub to release the dirt and turned on the water for a clean rinse*

*Both diddy and DK stood up as Krystal took the handheld showerhead and washes all the shampoo and soap off of diddy and DK's fur and hair and gave them towels to wipe themselves off with*

Krystal: There, that's better. DK: *Rubs my eyes with a towel* Diddy: Wow so that was a bath. That was...actually really relaxing. Krystal: Now you both are clean and kissable. *Kissed DK and diddy's cheek* Diddy: *Chuckles* Oh stop^///^ DK: *Yawns and stretch* Off to bed I go before I fall asleep here. Diddy: *Dries off my fur* Not while you're still wet your not. DK: Oh yeah. *Shakes all the water out of my fur like a dog* Krystal: *Screams* DK! *My skin and clothes got all wet from the shaking* DK: Oops sorry^^; Krystal: -_-

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DJ: *Sighs* Nothing, I'll have to try again later. Dixie: DJ? DJ: Dixie, hi. Dixie: What were you doing? DJ: I was trying to spiritually connect myself to DK to telepathically talk to him but nothing worked, I'll try again tomorrow and see what happens then. Dixie: Oh... DJ: If you're worried about diddy then don't be. I'm quite sure he's fine. Dixie: I know it's just, the jungle is quiet with them two gone and K Rool. DJ: Yeah...*looks to the ocean distance* We best enjoy this for a while. *Walks off* I best check on my father. Dixie: Hmm...

*Meanwhile back on the great fox, everyone is asleep while falco is still up*

Everyone's Asleep / Shhhh - Policenauts - Owl-Cat

Fox: *Walking about on the ship making sure everything is alright* Slippy? You're still up?

Slippy's Dillema - Undertale OST: 060 - Wrong Enemy

Slippy: Come on ROB, work! *Works on ROB 64's wiring and his circuitry then dodged the sparks as the insides blew up a bit then noticed a fire* AH! *Went to get the fire extinquisher and puts out ROB64's chest* Ugh! Why can't I get you to work!? Fox: Slippy what's going on here?! Slippy: I-i don't know! For some reason I'm losing my touch with mechanics! *Kicked the ROB* Darn it! Fox: Ohhh...slippy were you trying to fix rob? Slippy: Yeah for like ten days and all of a sudden his circuitry got more complex the more I tried fixing him. Fox: Slippy, rob's an old model, he's been with us for years. We may need to upgrade him entirely. Slippy: *Sighs as I sat down with my hands on my chin* I was afraid of that.. all our memories was in him just months ago I put in a new upgrade. Fox: That's what you're worried about? All his memories were uploaded to the cloud months ago. Slippy: ....His what? *Glares at fox* Fox: Oh, I forgot to tell you that. ^^;

*DK and Diddy are sleeping in bed together, while DK's sleeping like a rock, diddy tends to shift and turn to get himself comfortable and went back to sleep and then....*

DK: <POOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!!> Diddy: *Sniffing DK's strong sleep gas as I immediately woke up and turn my head toward DK in disgust while whispering loudly* Ohhhhhh...man what the, DK you nasty-! *Fans the fart out of the covers until I fell out of the bed and walks off groaning while trying not to throw up*

*DK's lethal fart immediately stunk up the whole bedroom*

DK: *Whimpers while holding my stomach as it rumbles* Need bathroom.. can't, stench, ship.. >~<; *Turns to my side* >BRUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFTTTTT!!!<

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Falco: *Looks toward the night sky then quickly turned around* What the- Mewtwo: "So you are the weakest link out of everyone here. Here I thought it was the toad but it seems it's you. Quite surprising." Falco: Hey I ain't no weak link I'm- Mewtwo: *My eyes glowed as I possessed falco* Falco: !!....*my head bowed down then move my head back up and opened my dark purple eyes* Mewtwo: "Yes, you'll do just fine. Do what you wanted to do for a long time. Kill donkey kong." Dark Falco: Yes master. Diddy: Man, I seriously gotta get some fresh air. Dark Falco: *Walked out of my room and walked to where DK is* Diddy: !! *Felt a dangerous presence then turned to falco* Falco? *Follows him then thinks* "Why's he going to DK's room for?" DK: *Whimpers as I rub my belly* Man, whatever food Krystal gave me is making me seriously gassy right now. Ohhhh....<FAAAARRRRRRRRT!!!!> Dark Falco: *Walks in as soon as the automatic door opens* You've turned EVERYONE against me. Just look at you, squirming like a little worm while I grant you your death. *Pulls out my blaster and aims at DK* Only your death can satisfy me, only your death can take back the star fox's true glory. A big disgusting primitive ape like you don't belong here. You're nothing but a pain in my ass, always have, always will. It's time I silence you for good. Diddy: NO!! Dark Falco: HUH?! Diddy: HIYA!! *Kicked the blaster out of Falco's wing* Dark Falco: Agh!

Falco on a Rampage / Krystal Saves the Night - Digimon Tamers OST - Hakai to Konran Futatabi

*The blaster fell down to the floor*

Diddy: I won't let you kill my uncle! Dark Falco: You obnoxious little brat!

*Dark Falco tackled diddy out of the room as they both did martial arts while falco did his signature smash attack the Falco Phantasm then flip kick diddy down to the floor, diddy quickly got up and dark falco ran after him*

Lucario: !! Diddy! *Ran out of my room* Diddy: Fox! Krystal! Anybody! Heeeeelp!! Fox: *My ears flickered and pointed up* Diddy?! Diddy: *Kept running until dark falco kicked me toward the strong glass window* AH!! *Crashed and bounced back to the floor* Ohhhhh... Fox: Falco, what the hell's your problem?! Dark Falco: As if an ape lover like you would EVER understand how I feel!! NOW DIE!!! Slippy: Hey whoa!

*Slippy dodged out of the way for both of them to use their signature smash attack, the Falco Phantasm, and Fox Illusion, Falco's attack is much stronger than fox's as he slide across the floor. Dark falco went to impale his wing through fox's heart but Lucario stopped him and used his kung fu combo attacks to stop him but dark falco was immuned to Lucario's strikes as he pimp slapped him aside*

Fox: Lucario what's going on?! Lucario: That is not falco! Mewtwo possassed him! Dark Falco: *Grabbed fox by his throat and started choking him after I lift him up* Fox: *Gasping for air and coughs* Falco...stop...please! Dark Falco: *Evil laughs*

*Krystal rushes in with her staff and smacks falco on the head as he passed out on the floor*

All: ...... Krystal: Can we PLEASE go back to bed now?! It's far too early for this!! Fox: Y-yes my love... Krystal: Ugh! *Grabs Falco's leg and drag him on the floor back to his room* Fox: *Looks at Falco*... Slippy: He'll be fine, hopefully. Fox: Lucario, can you keep an eye on Falco? I have a feeling Mewtwo will be back for him. Lucario: "Will do." *Walks behind Krystal* DK: I can't wait any longer! *Rushed to the bathroom and sat on the toilet accidentally leaving the door open and pushed out lethal chunks into the toilet* Ooooo so much better. (*´︶`*) Lucario: Nope. *Quickly closed the door using my aura telekinesis and continued following krystal*

*When the door closed, DK's toxic dump clouded the entire bathroom*

DK: They sure won't like me after this.. !! *Groans and pushed out more heavy logs* >BBFFFOOOOOOPPPPPPTT!!!!< Diddy: Are you okay slippy? Slippy: *Giggles* I'm alright, thank you for asking diddy. ^_^ Falco: *Groans as I twist and turn in bed*

*In Falco mind*

Mewtwo: "You failed to do a simple task." Falco: I never asked for this! I almost killed my best friend! *Backed away from Mewtwo* Mewtwo: "I was wrong. You are more than weak. You're pathetic. I ought to kill you were you stand." Falco: *Pulled out my blaster and aimed it at Mewtwo* You best back away! Lucario: "That's enough Mewtwo!" Falco: Lucario?! Mewtwo: "You just don't know when to quit meddling do you?" Lucario: "This is between you and me, leave falco out of this!" Mewtwo: "Just look at you, trying to stand up to me when you know you've gotten weaker than a Magikarp" Lucario: "I'm weak?! This coming from the "all-powerful psychic" using falco to do his dirty work to kill off an innocent ape! What gives you the right to mess with other people's lives?!" Mewtwo: "What gives ME the right?" *Chuckles* "Lucario, I'm no longer bound to weakness from any pokemon including you. I've become a god, you're powerless to stop me from completing my mission. So falco, do as I say or I'll break your mind into paste!" Falco: I told you no man! Lucario: "THAT DOES IT!!!"

*Lucario tackles Mewtwo while he's floating in the air then Mewtwo pushed him back, both of them started punching and kicking in mid-air martial arts*

Falco: *Fell over holding my head* Wait... This is my mind. Something I can control. *Stood up tall then held out my blaster and watched it grow twice it's size* Hell yeah! *Aimed it towards Mewtwo and fired* It's time I take back what's mine! Lucario: *Flew over to Falco* "You alright?" Falco: I will be now. Thanks. Lucario: "Mewtwo won't be bothering you anymore. Get some rest." *Closed my eyes to leave his mind* Falco: Yeah....*sighs*

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Diddy: DK when your done in there, I'm going back to sleep. DK: Okay but you might want to cover your nose... *Flushed the toilet and washed my hands then opened the door and closed it shut* Diddy: MMM!!! *Immediately pitch my nose from DK's strong smell as I breathe through my mouth then backed away from donkey kong* Awe dude! Whew! Jeez DK you really destroyed the bathroom in there! *Noticed my eyes are starting to burn from the lethal odor* My eyes! I think their melting! DK: Your eyes are fine.. *Sat on the bed and sighs* I miss home. I wouldn't have to worry about losing waste in wide open air. Diddy: Are you kidding me I love it here. I have never been to outer space OR on other planets besides our own. We even got to meet crash bandicoot, he may not have your strength but he knows what our lives are like. DK: .... *Stopped for a moment as I heard DJ voice* Dad? Diddy: Huh? DK: I thought I heard his voice. *Scratch my head then looks around* Diddy: Wow you really are home sick aren't you? DJ: "Are you listening diddy?" Diddy: Wait! I can hear him too! DJ: "Good, that means the telepathic communication is working. Have you recovered some of the fruit gems?" DK: Only one, the apple gem, we're going to get the cherry gem tomorrow. DJ: "I can feel both of your chi getting stronger after acquiring the super kong form. You're training with lucario has served you both well" DK: Yea. Lucario is a great teacher like you. Diddy: Most definitely. Hey DJ? How is Dixie? DJ: "You know what's funny? She said the jungle has been quiet since you two and k rool left. Surely enough she was right, but I digress, she really does miss you." Diddy: *Love sighs* I do miss her too.. but tell her that we're doing great and not to worry. We'll be home soon enough. DK: That's right. I do miss the fresh wide open air. ^_^ DJ: "As I knew you would. Funky just started dinner, I better go." *vanished* Diddy: Come on DK. We need our sleep. *Got back on the bed besides DK and laid down* DK: Yep. *Yawns as I lay down and immediately went to sleep*

*Later in the morning, the great fox went back into outer space as coco and crunch wave goodbye*

Fox: How are you feeling Falco? Falco: Better.. I'm sorry for what ever I did last night. I didn't mean any of it. Fox: I know, lucario told me. Falco: Sorry I tried to kill you donkey kong...I guess you all were right, maybe I was being uptight. DK: You were trying to kill me? Diddy: Its okay. We forgive you. Being away from home for so long can get others to do silly things. Falco: You two would like corneria, it's really an awesome planet to be in. Slippy: Yaaaaaay! *Hugs falco* Fox: Now that's the cheerful falco I know. Krystal: Guess you really have learned your lesson then. Falco: *Chuckles* Most definitely. *Held Slippy* Though I did woke up with a massive headache. Krystal: Oh I'm sure that will go away. ^_^ *Gave Falco tea* Falco: *Drinks my tea and sighs* DK: So are we near the next planet?

*The warning alert started beeping as they approach to the asteroid field*

Fox: It's an asteroid field, we gotta clear all those asteroids out the way!? DK: What's an asteroid? Spyro: Large rock minerals floating in space. If we don't clear a path it'll destroy the ship. DK: Ohhh that's bad...

Incoming Asteroids - Asteroid Belt (The Aparoid Menace) - Star Fox Assault [OST]

Fox: Star fox team, head for the arwings quick! *Ran off* Spyro: Welp, can't fly or breath in space. Might as well stay here. Russ: I'm with you. Dillon: *Nods*

*Fox, Krystal, Falco and Slippy ran to the arwings and got ready to destroy the asteroids. DK and Diddy ran to see what's going on*

Peppy: *Went to the manual controls and started firing the cannon to destroy the asteroids in front* DK: I'm going to help them. *Transformed into my super kong form and flew out of the great fox* Diddy: I'm coming too! *Transformed into my super kong form and flew after DK*

*All four arwings came flying out of the great fox as the star fox team fired all lasers to destroy the giant meteors from hitting the ship*

Super DK: *Flew out and started punching the meteors to pieces* Rah! Hah! *Spin kick the meteors* Super Diddy: *Shooting chi projectiles out of my hands in breaking the meteors to pieces*

*Most of the meteor pieces went passed DK, Diddy, and the star fox team and hit the ship's shield generator*

Peppy: Shield generators been hit!

*Repair droids came out of a tiny room and went out into space to fix it yet most of them got hit by different size asteroids*

Aku Aku: You're losing droids fast. Peppy: If they can't get the shield within a few minutes we'll be sitting ducks.

*Another droid was destroyed by the meteor until only one was left*

Peppy: Oh great, now the shields are gone!

*The tiny repair droid fixed the shield generation as the shield gauge is powered up on the screen in front of peppy*

Peppy: Powers back! That little droid did it. Now the shield is at maximum power.

*The tiny droid went back inside the great fox while everyone else is still beating and shooting asteroids to pieces*

Super Diddy: This would have been more fun if it wasn't so serious! Super DK: Let's try the banana blast to get them out the way faster! Super Diddy: Good idea! Fox: Guys! You're banana power cannon could drain both of you out if you two aren't careful! Super Diddy: Got another plan? Super DK: Nope. Super Diddy: Then we just keep punching through! *Got back to smashing meteors* Slippy: Hey I just realized? How are those two still breathing out there? Krystal: The inner energy from within donkey kong and diddy are keeping them alive as well as their super kong form. Outside of their super kong state they are vulnerable in space, they need to go back inside before they ran out of chi, or worse, they pass out and their transformation dies down with it. Fox: *Through the mic* DK, Diddy! We got it from here. Please get back inside! Super Diddy: Yeah we better rest before our chi runs out. Super DK: Oh alright.. *Flew off back to the main ship with Diddy*

*Diddy and DK went back inside the great fox and revert back to normal*

DK: Man using super is fun but also is shit as well. Diddy: At least we helped a little. Look, they managed to make a path. Peppy: Yep, you two really are something, the asteroids have calmed down, now we can proceed through.

Just Cruising - House of Cards - Baten Kaitos (Extended)

Fox: Alright team that should do it. Let's head back to the ship. *Flew off* DK: *Hoots happily* Nice^^ Lucario: "Donkey kong, diddy, follow me to the combat room, we must complete your training." *Walks off*

*DK and Diddy followed Lucario into the training room*

Diddy: What are we going to do now? Lucario: "This will be your final lesson. You now mastered kung fu and the super kong form, now you must put all that energy into this fight and show me all that you have learned and more. Defeat me, and you're training will be complete." DK: Fight you? Diddy: It's just training DK not really beat him up. Mega Lucario: "Now then." *used mega evolution and turned myself into mega lucario* "Show me what you've got." DK: You got it sensei!

*DK and Diddy transformed into their super kong form as they both took a fighting stance and wait it out for a few seconds*

Lucario Vs. Super DK and Super Diddy - Wings of the Guardian (Lucia Battle 1) - Devil May Cry 2 Extended

*Super DK and Diddy started fighting Mega Lucario in dynamic combat*

Mega Lucario: *Jumps back and took my fighting stance again* "Surely you two can do better. Try harder." Super DK: *Ran towards Lucario with a mega punch to the face and an upper punch to the chest* Super Diddy: BANANA SLAMMA!! *Flying kick mega lucario's back* Mega Lucario: *Stood my ground but flew back from the force and crashed into the wall* Super DK: We did it! Lucario: *Revert out of mega form* "Well done, you two are ready"

*DK and Diddy high fived each other while shouting, "Alright!" as their super form went down*

Fox: Oh good you guys are finished. Peppy tells us that we've arrived in dillon's world. *Walks off* Diddy: Weren't we going to split? Fox: We did when you guys were training. It's going to be me, Lucario, you, Diddy, Dillon and his friend. DK: Guess this is where we take care of business little buddy. Diddy: Yeah let's do it!

Eyecatch A/Donkey Kong Z will be right back - Donkey Kong Country OST - Stage Clear

Eyecatch B/Now back to Donkey Kong Z - Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze Soundtrack - World Clear

Villages/Wild Badlands - The Rolling Western Theme- Dillon's Rolling Western: The Last Ranger Soundtrack

*The great fox arrived at the wild badlands where grocks are fighting against the amiimals alongside Gallo, Boone and Nomad, DK dives out of the great fox as diddy grabs hold of DK while flying down using his jetpack*

Slippy: *Turns on the gem locator* This will help us look for the gems faster. Krystal: So this is your world. Russ: Yep. It's like we never left. Krystal: How can you and Dillon stand in such a harsh environment as this? Russ: He's an armadillo. He can stand the heat. Fox: That makes sense I suppose. Falco: Anything yet Slippy? Slippy: Actually I found it but the signal is weak. Diddy: There might be a cave that's where they'd be! We're going in to check it out! Russ: Let's go assist the amiimals dillon. Dillon: *Nods then jumps out of the great fox and rolls into a ball to fight grocks*

*Everyone headed to the caves that seemed to be multiple of them*

Into the Caves - Wild Arms 3 OST 10 - Scars of Leftover Memories

Diddy: Oh.. which one is it in? Slippy: *Through earpiece* Hey guys! Can you hear me!? DK: *Hooting fearfully* Diddy what was that?! Slippy's voice is inside my head! Diddy: Relax DK it's just an earpiece. DK: ...An earpiece? Slippy: Yeah, I gave it to you and diddy in case I contact you two. DK: I thought it was just an earring. Never liked it at first but it kinda grew on me. Slippy: ....No it's an earpiece, anyways, you see the three caves in front of you? Diddy: Yeah we do. Slippy: Okay so the cherry fruit gem should be at the middle cave, go right through that one, and then after that, take the cave at the far right once you get through. DK: Roger that. Diddy: What he say? DK: Go straight then far right. Diddy: Cool. *Ran through* Slippy: Oh crud I forgot to give diddy his earpiece. -_- Fox: Next time Slippy.

*DK and Diddy kept going till they came into the last cave that has a big ditch in the middle. Across from the ditch there was the gem*

Diddy: Looks like this is it. Amiimal Merc: Hold it!

*DK and Diddy turned around then held their hands up*

Amiimal Merc: Where in tarnation do you think yur goin? Nowhere that's what! Amiimal Merc #2: I reckon you two were heading for that gem, too bad it ain't happening. Amiimal Merc #3: Don't move now, or we'll be blastin ya far across the sky!

K Rool Escaped/Cherry Fruit Gem Stolen - Captured - GoldenEye (1997) Music

K Rool: *Grabs the cherry gem* Looks like I win this time! *Evil laughs and ran off* Slippy: Uh why is the cherry gem moving?! Diddy: Cause k rool has it... Fox: What?!

Vs. The Wild Amiimal Mercenaries - Wild Arms 3 OST 27 - Wild Bunch

Diddy: What do we do now DK? DK: We move on my signal. Amiimal Merc: Seems like they're not budgin boys. Ready on my mark! *Aims at DK and Diddy* DK: .... Diddy: .... Amiimal Merc: Get ready! DK: NOW!!

*Both DK and Diddy teleported using their chi then went behind them and DK punched them aside while diddy kung fu kicked all the amiimal merc guns out of their hands and spin kick all three of them in the face*

Russ: They've gotten better. Lucario: "Most definitely." DK: *Grabbed the Amiimal Merc and slammed them down towards the others* We have to get the gem back! Lucario: Hmm? *Noticed the crystal coconut as I went over to it and picked it up* "He dropped the crystal coconut" Diddy: That's not convenient at all.. DK: *Hoots* We got the coconut! Slippy: *Gave Diddy his earpiece and fix it up* There. Now I can contact you too. Lucario: "Let's test it to make sure. I wish for us to get out of the caves."

*The crystal coconut glows and teleported everyone out of the caves*

Lucario: "...That k rool is nothing but an idiot." -_- Diddy: Tough luck for him. Now we got our crystal coconut back, you can wish for your planet back. Lucario: "What? Wish my planet to be restored? Can it actually be possible?" DK: It sure can, we'll find out after we get outta here.

>>>>>

Dillon: *Slash grocks with my claws and tore them to pieces* Russ: *Riding my Helibike watching the fight from above* Just look at'em all. It's really a warzone out there. Boone: Well well well.

The Boys/Gallo, Boone and Nomad's Theme - Jan Hammer - Texas Ranger (Miami Vice)

Boone: How's it going there Dillon!? *Laughs* Dillon: *Tips my hat to everyone* Gallo: Still as silent as ever, nothing wrong with that. Russ: *Flew down* Wait a minute, you three are working together now? Boone: Yep. Ever since the amiimals came to the badlands, we've just be leading a squad and putting our differences aside ever since. It was A LOT of work keeping things together! Gallo: Especially getting paid while doing it. Russ: What won't you do for money? Gallo: Probably antagonist children. Russ: Valid point. Nomad: *Speaking squid* Russ: Nice to see your "English" has improved. -_- Gallo: As you can see, there have been grocks coming out of their dens nonstop, none of us know why but they've been constant in one place to the next. Russ: I thought we got rid of the grocks for good this time...it looks they might have another hive mine or a king controlling them all again. Dillon: *Nods* Russ: *Through my earpiece* Guys, we have to stay. Falco: Are you kidding? We got what we came from we don't need to stay here. Slippy: No russ is right. The conditions in his world are getting worse. We have to find out the cause of this and destroy it. Fox: Alright russ, we'll provide some support fire from up here, be careful, you too dillon. Russ: You can count on us!

Badlands Warzone Part 1 - Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa (Arcade) - Stage 2

*Several grocks are rushing toward everyone*

Gallo: Here they come now! Let's bring the heat! Amiimal Soldier: Yes sir!

*The amiimal gunfighters ran towards the footgrocks and stronggrocks as they shoot all their energy weapons at them including rocket launchers, fox and falco shot smart bombs to where the army of ramgrock and gungrocks are and flew back around on their arwings*

Krystal: Me and slippy got the gemgrocks! Slippy: *Ran back inside my arwing then take off and fired my lasers at them as I flew back up* Diddy: Lucario, take the crystal coconut back to the great fox, the others need our help! *Transformed into Super Diddy and flew off* Lucario: "Got it!" *Ran off back to the ship holding the crystal carefully* Mewtwo: *Threw down K Rool who has been beaten up badly by the other villains* "You have something that belong to us. Now hand it over!" K Rool: *Took cover as I shiver in fear* Lucario: "I will never hand it over!" Super DK: Hey kitty cat! Mewtwo: "Never have I heard such insolence!" Super DK: I dunno what that word means but come check this out! *Turned around and bend over* Banana power poot!! *Shot out a yellow energy orb out of my butt* <POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!>

*Mewtwo got hit by the fart orb as he flew towards a huge rock and crashed into it*

Lucario: "Thanks DK." Super DK: Don't mention it. Now get going before he gets back!

*Lucario made it back in the great fox then mewtwo flew towards super DK and grabbed his neck and started choking it*

Mewtwo: "YOU!!! I will not be humiliated by the runt of the litter!! And now I'm going to teach you a painful lesson of respect!!" *Flew up into outer space with super DK* Lucario: No, please no! Not again! Super DK: *Grunts as I struggle to get out* You look pathetic. *Weak chuckles* Fox: What's going on?! Lucario: "Mewtwo! He has DK!" *Points up* Fox: Everyone to the star ship now! *Ran off* Lucario: "Wait!" *Still holding the coconut, looks to it then close my eyes to make a wish*

*The Coconut granted Lucario wish as it glowed then stopped. DK is back down safely and everyone escaped the planet including Russ and Dillon*

Super DK: Oh hey I'm back, I did say the crystal coconut was useful. Russ: Wait! Take us back! I can't just leave the planet, the grocks are still roaming around! Falco: Now isn't the time. If you two go back alone Mewtwo will capture you both without hesitation. Russ: But our home.. Dillon: *Is mad as I walk off to cool down* Lucario: *Gave DK the coconut* "I'm sorry.." *walks off to meditate* Mewtwo: "That's right, run you cowards." *Flew away back to the villain's battleship* K Rool: *Got out of hiding slowly then sighs* Man he don't play.. I have to get back to the island some how-_- Mewtwo: "K rool." K Rool: *Shrieks then ducks down* Don't hurt me again!!! Mewtwo: "I will do more than "hurt" you. Because if this happens again, I will not be as merciful last time." *Floats away* "Least you done something right, we're done here."

*The villains battleship flew out of the planet while the battle is still going on*

Badlands Warzone Part 2 / Giant Diamongrock Airship - Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa (Arcade) - Stage 8

*The giant diamondgrock airship came out of the sky*

Peppy: Jeez louse what is that?! Russ: That's what I was trying to tell you! Krystal: Okay we'll help with this battle of yours! Tell us what to do! Russ: Go into the ship's core, it's how it's controlling all the grocks, though you'd have to break its outer shell to enter inside. Super DK: Leave that to super donkey kong! *Walks out of the great fox* Fox: DK you must save your energy. You can't use your super form constantly! Falco: Leave it to us this time. You get your rest. Super DK: Guys I'm fine really, I just need to blast the....the....

*All of a sudden donkey kong's super form vanished as DK slowly became dizzy*

DK: Whoooooa I don't feel so good....welp there I go! *Fell to the ground* Diddy: DK! Lucario: "We better take him inside." Diddy: Guys, I'm leaving everything in your hands now. Fox: Let's get going guys.

*All the star fox team flew into their arwings, dillon came back and went onto fox's arwing and went toward the giant diamondgrock battleship as it roars*

Fox: Remember, don't fall off. Dillon: *Nods* Falco: Whoa that thing is alive! Russ: *Through earpiece* Yeah, they all tend to be like that, just watch out for it's mouth. Falco: Got it. DK: *Laid in bed then tried to get out but still exhausted* No wait wait I'm not done...I'm not.... Diddy: Easy easy, just rest okay? Lucario: "You've done enough for one day. Now get some sleep" DK: Man.. I really want to help but this Super is preventing me.. Diddy: As do I but our lives also matter. *Laid besides DK to get some rest* Lucario: "Diddy kong is right. You must learn to conserve your energy and master at only transforming when you need to and not want to. The ancient kongs of the past gave you this transformation for a reason. You must also learn to use your inner chi wisely when fighting and if you have to, learn to improve your super kong form and gain more power to defeat stronger enemies. Remember that donkey kong." *Walks off* DK: *Groans annoyingly as I held my head then got an idea* oOoOO ^~^ Diddy: DK? I know that look. You're not using that coconut. DK: Oh come on... Diddy: That is taking a shortcut and you know it. We don't know if you'll grow unstable. DK: Fine.. I wonder how the others are doing. Diddy: Me too actually.

>>Meanwhile with Banjo Kazooie<<

Spyro: So wait...why did we come here again? Aku Aku: There is a gem located on this planet. Slippy gave me the location and we are not far from it. Spyro: Just making sure. Sparx: *Buzzes* Aku Aku: Yes I know this place might seem strange but it'll be worth it.

*Gruntilda Winkybunion's laughter echoes*

>>>>>

Fox: Me and dillon found it's weakspot. I'm going in! *Shoot the lasers from my arwing to destroy the entrance inside the diamondgrock airship*

Inside the Diamondgrock Ship/Serious Up - Wild Arms 3 OST 11 - Blood, Tears, and the Dried-Up Wasteland

Slippy: *Making sure the ship is stabled and raised the shields* All set prepare to fire through!

*Minutes later the ship finally gave out and exploded sending shockwaves out into space*

Slippy: Everyone hold on!! DK: Whoa! What was that?! Those shockwaves felt like the time when I destroyed my outhouse during sushi night. Diddy: *Laughs* You got that right. They must have taken out the ship.

The War is over/All is peaceful again - Wild Arms 3 OST 09 - Parting--Bonds--Setting Out

*The grocks stopped moving as the amiimal mercenaries cheered for their victory*

Boone: WOOOWEE!!! That oughta shut'em up! Gallo: For a bunch of offworlders they're not half-bad. Nomad: *Speaking squid* Gallo: I'll just say you agreed to what I said. Fox: Hope the others are okay. Slippy: They are. They just got the next gem and is on their way back now. Spyro: *Through earpiece* Hey guys, we're on our way. Fox: I know. Slippy told us. Spyro: It was too easy, I mean we found it at a birds nest and no one was- Gruntilda Winkybunion: You're not going anywhere! *Evil laughs* Spyro: Wait who are yo-

*There was nothing but static*

Fox: Spyro?! Spyro!

Time to Leave - Wild Arms 3 OST 19 - Walking into the Heart of the Sunset's Light

Russ: You guys really work well as a team ya know that? Gallo and Boone: For now. Boone: What are you guys gonna do now? Russ: Me and Dillon still have a job to do but we'll be back. Eventually, until everything is done. Fox: *Ran back to the others* Guys! Spyro is in trouble we have to get to them and fast! Krystal: What?! Falco: Russ, dillon! Get your furry butts back here, we gotta go! Russ: That's our cue. See you guys soon! *Ran back in the great fox with dillon* Boone: Later little guy! Dillon! Gallo: Happy trails!

*The great fox took off into space as soon as dillon and russ came back inside*

Diddy: Say fox? Fox: Yes diddy? Diddy: That fighting style from the smash bros tourney days...what was it? Fox: It was the fox style jeet kune do, learned it myself, why you ask? Diddy: I want to expand my fighting style because unlike donkey I want to adapt and learn new things. Fox: Is that so? Diddy: Yeah plus it's more my speed cause of my...hyperactive nature. Fox: Tell you what, after we rescue Spyro and everyone else I'll gladly teach you some fighting skills. Diddy: Thanks, I'd like that^^

Find out what happens next - Dragon Ball Z Episode Ending Theme

Narrator: Is this really the end of Spyro and crash, has that evil witch Gruntilda Winkybunion really got the better of the crossover team? No one knows for sure, but it seems that DK and his friends will have an answer to that question soon enough. But what of King K Rool and his other villains, have they looked up to Mewtwo instead of him, and will k rool manage to find the power he needed to restore his honor and his authority? Will the team be able to find the fruity gem as well? Find out on the next exciting episode of donkey kong z!

Next Episode/Last Episode - Dragon Ball Z ost - The Saga Continues

Narrator: Next time on donkey kong Z! DK and friends have arrived at Banjo's World at Spiral Mountain when Gruntilda Winkybunion came in to give the surprise attack, banjo saved the day and reunited with diddy kong after all these years but the conversation will have to cut short as they still need to find Spyro and crash who are being held captive by gruntilda herself along with Papaya, Lemon and Pineapple fruit gems into her possession, they must make their way to their lair and defeat gruntilda to save Spyro and crash. Will they succeed or will they fail? Find out on donkey kong Z!

ED - Dragon Ball - Makafushigi Adventure (Opening 1 HQ Audio)

#donkey kong

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sleepysandy · 2 years

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fmab ep 11 rewatch

nooo this so sad

love it when female characters have interests outside of men

winry slay

sis just give yhe watch back

if ure gonna pickpocket u have to know what u can and not steal

like its too risky if u wanna sell that watch

cant believe 15 year old winry is going to deliver a baby

if i had a nickel for everytime a 15 year old girl delivers a baby i would have 2

cant believe both fmab and atla did that

was the vagina stitched up

not the pics :(

i like eds fit

the cropped jacket and bratz boots

woah didnt notice greed was in the wanted posters

ep 12

i did not expect hohenheim to have that personality

since ed makes it seem like hes not nice

izumi my queen

ed so angsty

noooo

hits hard for the curtis fam :(

i dont even know how to clean an animal to cook and eat it

like do i remove the bones or something

i dont think ants have taste

the few times ive accidentally eaten them

hmm maybe they do actually

i block them out of memory

its the circle of life or whatevuh

and they did reach the truth

why wont they hug man

id love a sensei and student hug rn

YES A HUG

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

ep 13

huh its still season 1

i know its all technically one season

but i kinda divide it into the ops

wait why was greed tracking ed

mustang besties

ahh i remember now

is this the first mention of the homunculus

speaking of

where the hell is barry

ed u shouldve just taken up the offer

think rationally once ed lmao

yass break that arm ed

i wanna see winry again

wonder what wc means

ep 14

roy hey

this was a vry confusing ep when i first watched it

al crawling lmaoo

slay armstrong

all the men have the slutty skin tight shirt that has abs imprint

i appreciate that

fma said dilf supremacy

so al did not catch any of that

damn this so sad

not greeds besties

damn greed getting ate up

why didnt al know something was up when bradley knew the armor was empty

noo

now bradley got his eye on sensei

oh damn armstrong didnt even say anything abt hughes

i cant believe i didnt even think of the alchemy circle in the city

like the city is already laid out like that

tbf i thought they wouldnt do it again since they already did that the first ep

i totally thought ed would have to kill his own dad

hmm they revealed a lot in the first season

but it takes like 4 to fix all that

ugh this kid

ep 15

huh so scar still going on with this

even tho the head already said to stop

the second op aint as good

like not a lot of symbolism

cool action shots tho

why was scar pissed at the panda

oh its barry

riza in a skirt with a slit wow

i love her

winry <<<333

ooh the sub just says alchemy but in the netflix one its alkahestry

i cant wait till they join forces

not the grandpa

remembered whats gonna happen in the last season :(

ey that was in the op

ling knows what hes doing tho

i love this ed

i also like how the op and ed will always have one female artist

i think fruits basket was like that too

#fma #fmab

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ghhgh can i get a madcom matchup please? the brainrot is REAL. I'm a trans guy, he/him, 5'5, pale bc who sees sunlight anymore, on the chubbier side, with blonde (light brown?) hair and freckles! I'm charismatic, a jokester, and my heart is bigger than my brain. I'm the friend who wants to go on adventures and do crimes, and i'll cover any booboos with cartoon banaids bc hell yeah. i love to play video games and love to cook too! I'm a crybaby and have a hard time shutting up abt things i love

omg op come here so I can hug u... CARTOON BANDAIDS. YOU ARE SO CUTE!?!?!?!?!? also I felt that madcom brainrot shit way too hard. Enjoy :]!!!

You got a match! You're matched with...

Deimos!

Definitely met him at an some type of con

Wow they still have those in NEVADA???

He recognized a reference on your shirt and wanted to talk to you smack then and there

Boom bam pow best friends instantly

You two fit like two peas in a pod, constantly bouncing off of each other in improv situations

You fail to notice how he constantly peeks at you and your face, he likes your freckles a lot :]

You invite him to your house because it was late at night, but he offered to take you back to his place instead /nsx

You agreed because Of Course

He tells you about cool technology facts during the walk home :) he even felt comfortable enough to hold your hand awww

Unfortunately the sweet moments didn't last too long because this is Nevada, obviously

Some punks decided to blast down the street BLASTING music

They seemed rowdy and janky, and generally disrespectful

Some of them noticed you two walking along and the car began to slow down near you two

"You guys better not be doing any gay shit!" One of them shouted

Others were being rude and shouting very offensive things

Deimos glared DAGGERS at them

Meanwhile without a second thought you stole Deimos' secret gun from his bag and whipped around, firing a warning shot straight past one of the guys' head

You batted your eyelashes at their shock

"You guys gonna keep being homophobic? Cause I can keep shooting, and this time it'll aim straight at every one of you guys' heads!"

The driver made a quick u-turn and ZOOMED

You muttered something along the lines like "yeah thats right run away like cowards"

You gave Deimos back his gun and he was OOOOOHH

He freaked out, saying stuff like "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE GOOD AT HANDLING GUNS???"

"Deimos this is Nevada what do you expect"

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

He now thinks you're cute AND cool as fuck

Obviously he begged for you to play some first person shooters after he introduced you to everyone else

He loved it no regerts

God you two really do just swing well together

You cooked breakfast for everyone the next morning, and Deimos automatically rose out of the bed from that good ass SMELL

Don't tell any of the other guys but he liked your cooking the best

He got too eager and burned his hand on the food lol

You smiled devilishly

"My time has come"

You whipped out a cartoon bandaid out of nowhere and placed it gently on Deimos' burn, even kissing it a little 😳

"How do you keep DUMBFOUNDING ME"

Later that day he just straight up. Asked you to date him. Out of the blue

"Hey lol wanna date"

"Holy shit," you had to do a double take to process that

Hell yeah fuck shit up and shoot people

-yours and deimos' motto

Deimos is so fun to write he's just a very chaotic good gen z themed man,, hope you liked it OP!! Thank you for requesting :3

#madness combat matchup #madness combat deimos #deimos #mc deimos #madcom deimos #madness combat #madness combat x reader #he knows a thing or two about tax evasion

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canary3d-obsessed · 3 years

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Restless Rewatch: The Untamed Episode 17 second part

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Warning: Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!!

Breaking Good

Wen Qing comes to visit Wen Ning in their backyard meth lab, and tells him that he fucked up a recipe, merely by taking a whiff of the concoction. She uses the approved "wave fumes toward self" way of smelling that you learn in high school science if you live in a country that believes in teaching science, which OP does not.

Wen Ning wants to know if they are going to have a feud, and she tells him there already is one. She tells explains to him that they're good Wens, not evil Wens, and that Jiang Cheng is fucked, and they should send the Jiangs away in the morning before Wen Chao comes around.

Wen Ning whines at her about all of this, shifting into little-brother persona and acting like he didn't just take down 40 of Wen Chao's soldiers in a single night. He does this same persona shifting in his later unlife, with Wei Wuxian. When there is trouble, he's extremely effective, and can even tail WWX and Lan Wangji without getting caught, but then he is hopeless when dealing with turnips or children.

Here, it seems like a version of Wei Wuxian's own little-brother persona, in which he pretends to be helpless so that his sister can take care of him.

#studyblr

Wei Wuxian comes into Wen Qing's head shop to ask her for medical books. He loves his brother so much he's volunteering for a research project. We've seen him be clever before; we've seen circumstantial evidence that he's a good student, but now we're going to see him actually buckling down and doing intellectual work.

Wen Qing thinks its hopeless and wants Wei Wuxian to get some rest. But he gives her puppydog eyes, so she sets him up in her library.

Wei Wuxian reads a huge pile of medical books and learns interesting things about the human body.

(more after the cut)

Hopefully he does not splotch ink all over them while he holds this wet brush directly over the page. Why does he even have a brush in his hand? Is he taking notes in the margin?

Wen Qing eventually tells him to take a break and go see Jiang Yanli.

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

Jiang Yanli is tending to Jiang Cheng, gently telling him to suck it up by citing their father, which is probably not the greatest idea.

Yanli's wearing dark blue with white and looks awesome. It's not Gusu Lan blue, but the blue and white is an interesting choice for the excruciating heart to heart they're about to have.

Wei Wuxian shows up looking terrible, or the Xiao Zhan version of terrible, i.e. handsome and a little scruffy. But also worn out, unhappy, and fragile.

Jiang Yanli wants him to rest, but he wants to find a way to repair Jiang Cheng's core, and his mind races, trying to think of where he can get books and who can help him. His thoughts instantly go to Cloud Recesses and Lan Wangji. His face lights up at the thought that Lan Wangji will help him, and he hops up, ready to dash off and find him.

The first time I watched this I was like, dude yes you’re in love, but you can’t just dash off to find Lan Wangji, not when there’s a war on. This time I was like, actually wow things would turn out a whole lot better if you got Lan Wangji to help you, instead of coming up with your own plan.

Mother Mother Can You Tell Me

Jiang Yanli tells him to slow his roll. He's pushing himself too hard and she's afraid he will collapse. Then Wei Wuxian comes out and says what's driving him: maybe all these disasters are his fault.

It's telling, I think, that he cites Madame Yu, not Jiang Cheng, in this moment, even though Jiang Cheng has blamed him much more thoroughly and consistently. He's talking about one mother figure, to another mother figure, and looking for absolution.

He super does not get what he's looking for.

Jiang Yanli slowly lets go of him and goes the fuck off. She asks, rhetorically, what he's to blame for, and then lists off all of the shit that's happened. She finishes up by saying, look at our situation; blaming won't help anything.

It's unclear, because language/translation, if her answer is "it doesn't matter who's to blame" I.E. "yes, it's your fault, but I'm letting it go" or if she is saying "how does blaming yourself help anything?" I.E. "it's not your fault, stop being a drama llama."

Her body language, though, seems pretty blameful - she lets go of him, yells at him, sits down and turns away from him. And his reaction is not one of shared grief, or of someone who is trying to get over himself; he's totally crushed, and he literally never unburdens himself to her again. Even when he asks her, much later, about love, he immediately backs out of the conversation.

There is no violence in this moment and her reaction is understandable, but this is kind of similar to that one time when his brother choked him in a beautiful field of grass, in order to make himself feel better.

Then she kind of relents and takes his hand, telling him that she needs him and reminding him that he promised that they will go back to Lotus Pier. I don't remember him promising this, but okay.

He puts his head on her lap and he cries, she cries, comatose Jiang Cheng cries; FUCK this episode.

Jiang Cheng manages to cry only one tear and does it on the side of his face that his siblings can't see because he's not going to give them the satisfaction of sharing this moment with him, I guess.

When Wei Wuxian puts his head on Jiang Yanli's lap, it's part of a ritual for them, that they both are comforted by; he does it again much later, after they return to Lotus Pier. But this ritual does not actually do anything to relieve his burdens. As a male adult, and the only Jiang Clan disciple with any abilities, it falls to him to save the clan, whatever it takes, and he is heavily aware of it.

Wen Qing comes along and sees the sweet part of this complicated Shijie-Shidi dynamic, and decides to help with Wei Wuxian's research project. When the trio had just lost their parents, gotten sick, been pursued by enemies, & had one of Yanli's little brothers horribly wounded, Wen Qing was like, eh, I'll do the doctor stuff but that's it. But lap-crying is another level.

Wen Qing: Nooo don't put your head on her knees I failed my saving throw

Group Project

Wen Qing goes and cleans up the mess in the library, putting everything in order and settling in to read systematically. Wen Qing probably has the prettiest bullet journal. (OP looks proudly at the 100 loose slips of paper and piles of random stuff on her own desk)

Wei Wuxian has shaved and rested and comes in with a tray of food for Wen Qing, and then goes to his table in the back to start working. He claims he made "porridge" for her and that she has to eat to gain strength, and she gives him an intrigued expression. This moment is just blatant het baiting.

In fact the food he brings her is clearly not porridge, which might just be a translation error, but also he totally can't cook, so it's not clear if he's joking and Yanli or Wen Ning made the food, or if this is just inedible.

The Things We Do For Love

Yanli is working in the meth lab and coughing a lot. Yanli's chronic illness is a sign of what's to come for Wei Wuxian, because strong cultivators don't get sick. Yet Yanli, as a physically vulnerable person, who has either a weak golden core, or none, is still intrinsically valuable. Her presence in this scene is a reminder that Jiang Cheng's life is not, actually, over; he just feels like it is.

While Yanli cooks the meth, Wei Wuxian and Wen Qing have a study montage that is the equivalent of a training montage, except without "Eye of the Tiger" on the soundtrack.

Jiang Cheng remains unconscious. Apparently if you stick nails in the top of someone's head, you make them sleep, and in the back of their head, you turn them into part of your zombie army. Fortunately Wen Qing's aim is good. Jiang Cheng is looking devastatingly handsome as usual the TV version of unwell, and has grown a perfect Dorito-chip of stubble on his chin to go with his new 'stache.

Eventually Wei Wuxian changes back into his non-vampire robe and he finds the answer in an old scroll book. The Ikea instruction picture shows arrows going from the guy on the left to the guy on the right. Clearly it's not a great procedure for the guy on the left.

Wei Wuxian's face shows us exactly how not great.

Like walking in the rain and the snow and there’s no place to go and you’re feeling like a part of you is dying

He goes outside and gazes up at the trees and the sky as he contemplates the sacrifice that circumstance is forcing on him. He's not even making a choice at this point; his choice was made the moment he found the procedure. But it's going to be a tremendous loss for him. He values sword cultivation at least as much as Jiang Cheng does; he even fell in love with a boy over crossed swords. So he sits and just kind of comes to terms with this new understanding of his future. (Big gifs here)

Wen Qing finds him sitting, stunned, on the porch. She doesn't know what's up so she just sits quietly with him until he's ready to tell her.

She doesn't love the plan.

Thunder, Th-th-thunder

Wen Ning is bringing food up when he sees them arguing, and he is startled by situationally appropriate thunder and lightning. Having recently watched The Lost Tomb Reboot I've come to expect thunder and lighting to appear on cue in any possible situation, so the fact that this mini-storm clears right up again doesn't bother me.

What About You?

Wen Ning dashes inside to see what Mom and Dad are fighting about. They're having a polite shouting match because Wen Qing refuses to yank out Wei Wuxian's core.

Wen Qing: I hate the idea of harming you Wei Wuxian: I don’t even understand that sentence

Wei Wuxian doesn’t, of course, feel that he is important in any way, and ignores her concerned and appalled expressions in favor of telling her to just do it anyway. Amazingly, this does not convince her.

OP’s 177cm-tall son keeps telling her this

Then Wei Wuxian plays the "you know Jiang Cheng" card, which...I guess she does? Maybe he was chatting her up more than we saw in Cloud Recesses? He hasn't given her the comb or anything yet. Wei Wuxian explains that Jiang Cheng cares about gain and loss, and cultivation is his life. If he can only be ordinary the rest of his life will be ruined.

Wen Qing asks the question that nobody ever asks him: What about you?

Wei Wuxian has literally nothing to say to that, possibly because the question is so new to him.

Wen Ning doesn't know what's going on but comes squarely in on team Wei, of course, and begs his sister to Do The Thing. How fucking horrified is Wen Ning going to be when he learns what The Thing is? What he is personally going to help do to his beloved friend? Yikes.

Wen Qing caves, warning them that the chance of success is only 50 percent. Wei Wuxian is happy to take those odds.

Lan Wangji, projecting his voice from Episode 46: fifty percent, are you fucking kidding me?

Soundtrack: 1. Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham 2. The Things We Do For Love by 10cc 3. Thunder by Imagine Dragons

#fytheuntamed #the untamed #the untamed gifs #wen qing #wen ning #restless rewatch the untamed #canary3d-original #my gifs #episode 17 #OMG this episode #god I miss lan wangji #warning: psychic pain

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Hi. Is there any way we could get headcanons/or a story where the s/o that’s from America and her boy (mad dog/kuroo/Suga/daichi/hinata/kags) take her out for karaoke and she sings a country song and surprises them?

hello! thank you so much for requesting this TwT i can only imagine the chaos for these characters kskskss (i’m sorry i didn’t do mad dog idk him too well) i did it this with a twist so i hope you’re okay with this one :’D sorry it took me this long

haikyuu boys karaoke shenanigans with their s/o - kuroo, suga, daichi, hinata, kageyama

genre: crack but i highkey did soft fluff :’))

wc: 1k

a/n: all boys are in time skip hehe no proofread please enjoy!! likes and reblogs are very much appreciated :D

Hinata

After having a long distance relationship with Hinata, you both finally meet each other here in America

Poor baby was so jet lagged the first few days, so both of you just chill at your place before starting the road trip

You both drove to the long, mother road of Route 66

Just the two of you cruising in the sunset

Your shared playlist was on shuffle, then a classic old country song played

Hinata was confused why this song was here inside the playlist

Then he heard your voice

You tapped your fingers on the windowsill, following the rhythm

You sang along, hitting the notes perfectly

Hinata turned his head, looking at you in awe

He always knew the range of genre you listen to but somehow it slipped his mind that country is probably your childhood jam song

His eyes soften seeing you in this state

“If you really liked country songs you should put more into the playlist. I would love to hear it more”

Blushing cheeks, both of you and no it's not because of the sunset

This smooth ass sunshine

Kageyama

You both went out shopping at your favorite thrift store

Need a new spring jacket because why not

He practically followed you around the whole time because he’s afraid of getting lost (cue shiratorizawa bus scene)

Suddenly, a leather jacket caught Kageyama eyes

“This would look good on them”

He brings that leather jacket to you

When he approached you, you were karaokeing softly to the song played in-store

Kageyama has zero idea what song it is since it was the first time he heard it and it had come from you

But he enjoyed it nonetheless

Actually more to liking the part where he discovered something new about you today

You swayed your body left and right and when you turned around

“What the hell Tobio you can at least say hello”

“No it’s okay, I was enjoying the show. Here, thought this might look good on you”

You tried the jacket on and it fits perfectly

“After this, you wanna go to a real karaoke” he smirked

You punched his arms softly and both of you laughed

Suga

It has been so long since both of you went out and spend time together

Since you’re both tired of work, you want to let out some steam, having some random fun

You both went to downtown, seeing all the local trinkets shop that they have

Went to buy coffee, window shopping and tried some random Sephora make-up that you know you can never afford (but lets just imagine that Suga would buy it on your birthday)

While walking, you spot a coin karaoke

Gosh how long has it been that you went to karaoke?

“Hey love, do you wanna go karaoke with me?”

“Sure! I bet I can beat you”

You started off with your inner weeb by singing the classic, the OG - KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

Suga, lowkey being a Swiftie - sang Love Story

Enough hype song, you both turned down the energy by singing blues and calming ones

You forgot that you put one old country song that your parent/guardian sang to you in the car when you were younger

Suga eyes went wide, confused

You picked up the mic and start singing

“Wow y/n I didn’t know you can SING sing”

We all know he sat and just hyping you up and throwing praises how talented his s/o is

After you finished singing, he pulled you into a hug

“Let’s stay together until we have no more surprises” and he kissed your forehead

i am truly soft for hypeman soft suga :””)

Daichi

It’s Friday night which means soft loving hours are open!

You were preparing some snacks and dinner for your movie marathon tonight

Daichi is gonna be a bit late so you have lots and lots of time to prepare

You put your apron and start cooking and blasted your songs on shuffle

Daichi pushed the door and let himself in

You didn't hear him because the music was too loud

Daichi was taken aback the fact that this is his first time hearing an American country music

And you were bopping to it wholeheartedly

Daichi is shooketh

While you were stirring the pot, he went and hugged you from behind

Almost needed to have a takeout for dinner

“I experience new things every day. How long will it take until I know everything about you?”

Blush, blush, more BLUSH

“Aww it’s okay Dai, we have lots more days to know about each other :)”

“Maybe next time we should actually bring you to karaoke and teach me some more of that genre”

Best. Cuddle. Night. Ever.

Kuroo

Today is game night

Kuroo just got back from celebrating their win for the season

Pretty drunk but sober enough to play some more fun with you

Thought that game would be hard for him to actually focus, you asked how bout a late night karaoke instead

Thank God this apartment is soundproof or else rip neighbors

He knows you’re from America and he wanted to be the coolest boyfriend ever by showing off that he knows his s/o in and out

Cute

He picked Whitney Houston’s song

Idk where he got it but okay

Pretty good pretty fair for some Tokyo city boi

You were fired up, can’t let this rooster head beat you in your own songs pfft

So you skipped to the next country song in queue

You were singing so passionately trying to rile up Kuroo

But he just sat there and was mesmerized by your vocal range

After singing, you turned your head wanting to tease him but met with his adoring face

But of course, knowing Kuroo he won’t tell you what he feels (just yet)

Sober enough to keep his pride

“Babe cut me some slack will ya? That's like me singing any Naruto OP because I’m Japanese!”

He pouts (PLITH SO CUTE)

“Awww bub at least now you know not to mess with me again haha”

He tackled you for cuddles

That day he swore to never gonna mess with you again (sike)

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Too Loose And You’ll Lose It

Ch1: GI Joe And Army Barbie Co-Written with @icanfeelastormbrewing

Intro: Following the Child Sex Trafficking job, The Losers all go their own way for a break before they are due back in Fairfax County. Stella is enjoying some quiet time with her mother.

And Jensen.

But, it isn’t ever quiet where he is involved.

Warnings: Bad Language words.

Pairing: Jake Jensen x OFC Stella Stevenson.

A/N: So here it is! We’ve been waiting to bring you this one for a LOOOOONG time, and we hope we don’t disappoint. We can’t wait to dive into this fic! We pick up in 2007, roughly 2 years or so before the events of the Losers Film (in our head anyway) and we can’t wait to cram it full of adventure. Please let us know what you think with a reblog and a comment.

TLAYLI Masterlist // Main Masterlist

Prologue

May 2007

Stella and her mom sat in the kitchen of her childhood home in Manchester, New Hampshire. It was late morning one Friday morning, the day after she had returned home following debriefs at the CIA base in DC. It had been an emotional reunion, not having seen her mother for almost 8 months in person. They’d stayed up late with a bottle of wine before retiring to bed and after a lazy morning she had eaten a huge breakfast of pancakes, bacon and eggs, god knows how many rounds of toast and some decent coffee.

“Have you had enough to eat honey?” Her mom asked.

“Yup, honestly I’m stuffed, Ma. It feels good to be eating home cooked food for a change.” She smiled.

“Yeah, well, God only knows what you’ve been eating out there.” Julie mumbled as Stella smiled at her mom’s typical mother concern.

“So when are you due back in the office?” Julie pressed and Stella’s smile grew even wider at her mom’s name for the George Bush Centre for Intelligence in Fairfax County, the CIA HQ where The Losers would be based predominantly when they weren’t running missions.

“I have another week of leave. They gave me longer seeing as I was down there for so long. Clay and the rest only got a few days, much to Jake’s disgust, he heads back over there Monday.” Stella shook her head snorting “You know if he had his way he would be on permanent leave, drinking and watching football on TV.”

“He hasn’t changed then?” Julie grinned.

“Nope.”

“I bumped into his mom the other day at the supermarket.” Stella’s mom continued.

“Yeah? How is Janet?”

“She’s good.” Julie nodded “John has been building a new shed for the garden…or maybe it was a summer house. Either way, they were planning on having a BBQ soon when Gracie finishes school”

“Sounds good, have you seen them much at all recently?” Stella asked.

“We’ve got together a few times yes. Which reminds me….” Julie narrowed her eyes “She told me Jake has been back in the US now for 12 months. You tell him from me he’s gonna get a slap for not coming over to see me when he came back home to visit.”

Stella laughed “I’ll make sure he knows how disgusted you are in him, don’t worry.”

They sat chatting for a little while longer before Julie stood up to clear the plates, waving away Stella’s offer of help, as she always did when she was home. Stella headed into the lounge, picked up her laptop and opened up her browser, dialling into her military account. About 15 minutes later Julie walked in.

“What are you doing?”

“I got some paper work and stuff to sort, you know for the accommodation in the Condo that Clay sent me through.” Julie shook her head, “You know, Estella, I really wish you’d get a normal job-“

Stella sighed “Ma, don’t start…”

“You’re as stubborn as your father and look where that got him!”

“Wow.” Stella looked up, arching her eyebrow. “Nice. Good guilt trip.”

“You’re my little girl.” Julie’s voice grew quiet. “ I worry. And I miss you. “I know, but…this is my job. It’s all I’ve ever wanted to do.” Stella shrugged “But now, I’m home and…I’m not on tour all the time. I’ll be back for a week once very month and, well, you still have Rey, she literally lives 10 minutes away!”

Julie rolled her eyes “For all the good that does. She only visits when she wants food or to complain about something.”

Stella seized the opportunity to divert the conversation and she snorted “Complain about what? Which fucking sports car Richard wants to buy her next. Or because he doesn’t like whatever pretentious middle name she has planned for their first born?” Before Julie could reply they both heard the back door open to the kitchen and a familiar voice called “Yo, Stevensons…” Julie looked at Stella who rolled her eyes. “Speak of the devil…”

Jensen appeared in the doorway to the lounge, grinning “Oh, we’re you talking about me gorgeous?”

“No I was, and how you’ve been home on US soil for almost a year and not paid me one visit Jacob.” Julie glared at him, folding her arms.

“Oooh the full name. Am I in trouble?” Jensen grinned.

“Yes, you damned well are JJ.” Julie said, opening her arms “Now come here…”

Grinning Jensen stepped forward to give Stella’s mum a hug, pulling back with a yelp as she slapped him round the head.

“Shit, Jules!! What the hell was that for?”

“I told you! Your mother was telling me just the other day you’ve been back to Manchester now a few times and didn’t even think of paying me a visit?”

“Sorry Jules, been busy”

Julie narrowed her eyes “Busy doing what?”

“Wow. I really am in trouble huh.” Jensen shrugged. Stella snorted and Jensen looked over at where she was concentrating on the screen of her laptop. “What you doing Stel?” Stella let out a sigh at the same time her mother did, before Julie headed back into the kitchen.

“What’s going on?” Jensen asked, watching Julie leave before he turned to Stella “Am I supposed to sigh now?” “I was just filling in the paper work for the condo.” She replied as Jake sat next to her “Mom still isn’t a big fan of me being in the military. Swear she still thinks I’m 10 or something.”

“Well I know for a fact you aren’t” Jensen flashed her his trademark goofy smile and Stella slapped his arm.

“Shut up JJ” “Ouch…!” Jake rubbed his arm “Stel, be gentle.” She rolled her eyes and he reached for her laptop “Ok, let me see…” he glanced at the computer “You know this thing is totally outdated?”

“It does a job, I don’t care.” “Speaking of jobs…” Jensen looked towards the kitchen door, “How about you and me…”

“Jesus Jake!” Stella looked at him as he grinned “Here, whilst my mom is home? You have issues.”

“Didn’t bother you 10 years ago…”

“Yeah, well I didn’t know any better, you’re living proof of that. And besides, I’ve grown up since then. You should try it.” “Hmmm, you know one of the perks of being Black Ops means we all get our own private digs in the Condo” he wiggled his eyebrows.

“I swear to god Jake, you’re a fucking nightmare.” Stella rubbed her temples “Why are you here?”

“Came to invite you to the Petunia’s game tomorrow. It’s been a while since we went out on a date babe.”

“A while?” Stella shook her head laughing. “Your concept of time measurement really amazes me.” Jake chuckled “So whaddya say?” he asked, giving her a goofy grin.

“Yeah why not?” Stella asked “Which girl wouldn’t dream of going to watch an under 8’s girl soccer game? Can’t believe my luck.” “Don’t be a whiny bitch!” Jake rolled his eyes “We’re meeting Pooch and his girl later in the evening for drinks.”

“Great, so now it’s turned into a double date.” She rolled her eyes.

“Why you being so grumpy Stel?” Jake frowned.

Stella sighed “Sorry Jakey…just..oh I dunno, I guess mom just pissed me off a bit that’s all. Bringing up my dad, suggesting I’m gonna go the same way he did.”

Jake pondered this for a moment before he took a deep breath. “You know she’s just worried about you that’s all.”

Stella smiled “I know…I know. Doesn’t help I can’t really tell her what I’m doing, other than running CIA tasked missions.”

“Come’ ere…” Jake threw an arm round her and she leaned into him, laying her head on his shoulder. “How about I help you fill that paper work out and then we can head and grab some lunch or a drink, whatever.”

“Now that’s actually quite a good idea.”

Jensen smiled and gently kissed her head. “It happens occasionally.”

Stella looked up at him “Guess it’s my lucky day then.”

“Well mine was like 10 years ago so guess I can say about time Stel.”

“Smooth…” she rolled her eyes and he shrugged, dipping his head and pressing his lips to hers in a soft kiss, but before it could go any deeper another loud voice rang out from the kitchen and Stella pulled away giving a groan.

“Just what I fucking need.”

Jensen grimaced at the sound of Stella’s eldest sister as her airey tone grew louder, before the door to the lounge opened

“Aww GI Joe and Army Barbie are back in town.”

“Fuck off Aubrey.” Stella looked up at where her sister was stood leaning in the doorframe.

“Hello to you too.” Aubrey rolled her eyes.

“S’up Rey? How’s Dick?” Jensen grinned at her. Stella nudged him, trying hard not to smirk

“You know full well his name is Rick, Jacob.” Aubrey replied with a bored tone. “You were at the wedding after all.

“Yeah…” Jensen mused “Still looks like a Dick to me.”

At that Stella snorted and he flashed her a quick wink. She loved how he always had her back against her sister and her snobby bastard husband. Aubrey merely rolled her eyes, she was well used to Jake and his quips by now.

“Yeah laugh all you want losers” and with that she left and made her way to the kitchen

“Well, she’s not wrong we are Losers.” Jake shrugged “Yeah but she doesn’t know, let’s keep it that way.” Stella sighed, before she shook her head “I don’t know how your sister is still friends with her, I mean out of choice? Really?

“Well, us Jensens are made to please.”

At that point Julie re-entered the living room “Jake are you staying for lunch or are you expected anywhere else to please today? I’m making lasagne.”

“Mom we literally ate breakfast an hour ago.” Stella looked up at her and Julie smiled.

“I know, but I’m making the pasta from fresh and have a few other things to do so it won’t be ready for a while. You two do your…thing and let me know what you decide. Rick and Rey are staying, he’s coming later so…” “Can’t wait.” Stella deadpanned.

“Please don’t start Estella…” Julie shot her a look.

“Anyway, change of subject…how is her shit soap selling?” Jake leaned back on the sofa and Stella snorted.

“Ask her, I dare you. I’d pay to see her face.”

“I’d do it for free if it makes you smile.”

“You two, behave if you’re staying.” Julie said sternly, pointing at them both.

“You gonna be pissed if we don’t stay?” Stella looked at her mom.

“I’ll be more pissed if you do and don’t behave.” The reply came back.

“Cross my heart Jules…” Jensen made the sign over his chest “Best behaviour. Anything for your lasagne.”

“Glad to hear it Jake.” Julie raised her eyebrow and then turned from the room.

“Looks like we’re staying then.” Stella looked at Jensen who merely grinned back.

“Sorry Stel, but you know I love verbal sparring with Rick the Prick.”

She snorted “You’re a bad man JJ” “I’m your bad man.” He winked.

Stella looked at him, cocking her head to one side trying to figure out what exactly he meant. As far as she was concerned he wasn’t after anything serious. Especially seeing he was the one that broke it off 8 years ago. Sure they’d fallen into the whole friends with benefits thing but it was no strings and all that…

She took a deep breath, cleared her throat and nodded to her laptop “So, er…forms?”

****

Two hours later they were still filling in the damned paperwork, Stella having a lot to complete…that and the fact they’d been distracted a bit by laughing and joking around, Jake showing her on Google Maps the location of a few good restaurants and bars not too far from the Condo to head to. They both looked up as Julie walked back into the lounge to tell them lunch would be ready in 20. They finished up what they were doing before walking into the Kitchen where Stella was greeted by her brother-in-law with his usual stiff hug, whereas Jake took great delight in pumping his hand up and down furiously, grinning at him.

Stella shook her head, smiling to herself as they all sat down outside in the garden, making the most of the nice weather, and began to eat. Richard was telling some boring tale from his office and Jensen was hanging off his every word, pretending to give a shit when Stella knew nothing could be further from the truth. He was merely waiting for his opportunity, which was handed to him a few minutes later by Rey who couldn’t resist getting the first shot in.

“Jake, how’s the army geek life treating you?”

“Great Rey, how’s the soap?”

Stella instantly choked on her water, and Jensen looked at her, patting her on the back as she recovered.

“Oh, it’s ok.” Rey waved a hand “I haven’t made much recently, been so busy with you know…other stuff.” “Yeah, that other stuff just keeps gettin’ in the way of…soap.” Jake shook his head.

“Are you joking with me now?” Rey narrowed her eyes.

“Wouldn’t dream of it.” Jensen shook his head. “In fact, I’m in awe of you. I mean it literally amazes me how you can make that stuff and sell it when you hate getting your hands dirty so much.” Jake swallowed a mouth of his food and grinned at her.

Rey glared at Jake “I wear gloves, ass-wipe.”

“You really don’t get irony do you?” Stella laughed, taking a drink from her glass of water.

At that point her mother caught her eye and gave her a stern glare, her earlier warning to the two of them to behave flashed across Stella’s mind but she was struggling to care. Her and Jake ‘Tag-teaming’ Rey and Rick was a well-practised art that the two of them had fine-tuned over the years, and it was the only time Stella ever felt she could get one up on her sister.

Rey looked at her and flicked her hair behind her shoulder “You may laugh but its selling really well. I’m actually thinking of expanding into a baby range.”

“Be handy for when we get pregnant.” Rick smiled at her.

Stella pulled a face as Jake grinned “You guys have that planned too? A designer little Rick or Rey on its way?”

Aubrey smiled and looked adoringly at Rick in a way that made Stella want to barf “Yeah, we’ve been trying.”

“Code for we’ve been fucking non-stop like Rabbits.” Stella mumbled.

“Estella!” Julie said sharply as Rey glared at her.

“Just because you can’t get your own relationship sorted…” she shot

“I’m not in a relationship, as well you know.”

“You sure?” Rey stared back at her, her eyes flicking to Jensen for a second. Stella felt herself grow red.

“Fuck off.”

“Ok that’s enough!” Julie said loudly “Can the pair of you just not stop this sniping for even one damned hour?”

Stella took a deep breath “Sorry Ma.”

Jake who had remained quiet, up until that point chipped up again, deflecting the conversation.

“Huh…” he pondered something before he pointed his fork at Rey “You know, if you’re trying to get pregnant it’s highly recommended to be in good spirits. You keep getting so angry and snippy at people, you’re gonna scare Rick’s little soldiers away. It’s a question of PH.”

Rey and Rick exchanged a glance whilst Julie looked down at her plate, coughing slightly, a smile flickering on her mouth, her admonishing clearly forgotten. Stella’s eyes moved from her mother to Jake and she mouthed ‘are you for real?’

Jensen simply grinned, shrugging, as Stella shook her head, trying not to laugh. She adored Jake when he was in full on playful mode like this. He was always full of random, stupid trivia that you could never tell whether was actual fact or simply made up for the sake of sheer, stupid comedy value and he could use it perfectly to diffuse a situation and divert attention just as he had done right now. The best bit was, that Rey and Rick were utterly oblivious to his tactic and were now looking at him, like his words were gospel.

“Where the hell did you hear that?” Rey asked.

“I read it in Nature…” Jake shrugged, taking another mouthful of his food.

“I’m impressed Jake.” Rick looked at him.

“Well, sometimes I’m more than just a pretty face Dick.” Jensen shrugged.

Rick blinked “Did he just-“

“Jules, I gotta say…” Jensen cut him off before he could finish, flashing Julie his best smile “This lasagne as always is delicious.”

*****

“Damned Stel…” Jakey mumbled to himself as she heads to car. Taking in her tight jeans that show off her ass and legs, her khaki green silk chami top which hung loosely off her frame, exposing her collar bone and her light grey jacket, set off with a pair of stylish Oakley Holbrooks with matte black frames and red iridium lenses. Her hair was pulled into a side braid which hung down her right shoulder and when she smiled at him he shifted slightly in his seat.

“You look nice.” He recovered himself enough to smile as she climbed into the car.

“Thanks JJ.” She turned to him, taking in his dark jeans and grey and blue button down. “No Petunias T-shirt?”

“Well I figured seeing as we’re going out afterwards I should make a bit of an effort.” He grinned, pushing his glasses back up his nose. Stella arched an eyebrow but didn’t say anything.

“See your dad got a new car…” she mused, taking in the interior of the silver chevvy blazer before she grinned “Pity he got rid of the ford…”

Jensen smirked “Yeah, we had…good times on that back seat.”

Stella smiled and looked out of the window, before she turned back to Jake as he drove off up the road. “So who are they playing today?” she asked

“A team called the Oaks.” He said “I was checking their scores the other day, they lost their last 5 games so...” Stella smiled “You get far too invested in this you know?”

Jensen shrugged. “What can I say, I like soccer.”

Their conversation continued on the 10 minute or so drive to the Petunia’s home pitch, and eventually strayed to Jensen’s sister Jane before it moved onto their lunch yesterday and how Julie had given Stella a ticking off once Jake had left.

“You know Rey has been googling that PH bull shit don’t you?” Stella looked at Jensen as he drove towards the soccer pitches “And she’s realised it’s just that. Bull shit.” Jensen shrugged “I don’t care, she was being a bitch to you.”

“Well thankfully she left about an hour after you did yesterday so I didn’t have to put up with her for much longer.” Stella shrugged “Still, was long enough for her to keep talking about fucking soap.”

Jensen grinned “I think I touched a nerve?”

“No shit.” Stella grumbled “You know what she said? After all that about how well it was selling and them expanding the range, she told ma she only made $500 last month!”

Jensen laughed as he swung the car into a spot by the side of the road. “Yeah, that’s…not great.”

“I did point out that maybe the reason people don’t buy whatever shit she sells because they freak out at the ridiculously ostentatious name of the company.

“The Bath To Righteousness” Jensen grinned as they both climbed out. “Yeah it is pretty pretentious. Stuff like that needs an angle you know? These companies selling homemade, organic shit are ten a penny. It needs to be a catchy name, something punchy.”

“What would you call it?” Stella looked at him, slipping her arm through his as they headed over to the pitch The Petunias were playing on.

“I’ve got Soap, Bitches.” He nodded firmly. Stella burst into laughter. “Or Lick My Soap.” Jensen continued reeling off stupid names as they approached the side lines. “Soap In Your Hole…Hit Me with Your Best Soap…Slippery when Wet… Don’t Buy Soap, Won’t Be Soap”

Stella was laughing that hard she was struggling to breathe. Jensen grinned as her nose crinkled up and she let go of his arm, doubling over, clutching her stomach. “Don’t buy soap, won’t be soap?” she managed to stutter, wiping her eyes “What the fuck does that even mean?”

“It’s from an ancient Tibetan philosophy- don’t start none, won’t be none.”

“You’re so full of crap.” She snorted, shaking her head.

“Maybe I should eat one of those soap bars then?”

Stella began to laugh again and at that point Jake’s sister Jane appeared from wherever she had been and looked at the pair of them over her shades. “What the hell’s got into you?” she looked at Stella, a smile playing on her face.

“Hey Jane, What’s soap, I mean up.” Jensen quipped and Stella let out another loud howl of laughter. Jake looked at her, laughing a little before Jane shook her head

“I just can’t with you two…” Jane grinned and gave Stella a hug. “Good to see you Stel.”

“You too Jane. You look well.” She said, stepping back to take the blonde woman in fully. “Where’s Gracie?” “Oh they’re over there with their coach.” Jane said, waving her hand in the direction of the pitch “She’s been asking about you all day. Ever since Jake said you were coming she’s been so excited.”

“I can’t wait to see her either, it’s been like a year!”

“Oh she’s grown up a lot. You’ll see.” Jane smiled.

“Hear that JJ- grown up.” Stella looked at him. “Seems even your niece can manage it.”

“Says the girl that almost pissed herself laughing at the phrase slippery when wet.” Jensen eyed her over his shades and she shrugged.

“I daren’t even ask…” Jane looked at them both and Jensen simply waved her comment away.

“Oh we were just trying to think of ways to help Rey boost her soap sales.” He shrugged.

“Do I really wanna know?” Jane asked, “Mind you, she’ll probably chew my ear off about it all later.”

It wasn’t long before the teams head out to the pitch and the three of them took their seats on the small stand as they kicked off.

“I’d kill for a beer.” Stella mumbled about 5 minutes later.

“Well, I nearly bought some but thought better not. I got caught last time and fined- broke a by law apparently.” Jensen said, his eyes not leaving the game “Jane went bezerk. She’s kinda scary when she gets mad. Like you.”

Stella smiled and turned back to the game for a little while, until the Petunias made a break for goal, only to have the girl who was running through felled down by one of the Oak’s defenders.

“Oh look at that!” Jensen yelled, jumping up “Foul ref…are you blind?”

“Jake sit down.” Jane hissed, looking up at him from where she sat to Stella’s right.

“I’d say this is embarrassing but I’m used to it.” Stella shook her head.

“I swear to god behave or I’ll ban you for life.” Jane threatened him again as he continued to yell down to the pitch.

“Can you sit down please?” A voice came from behind them and Stella looked at the woman who was speaking “You’re blocking my view”

“For fucks sake…” Stella grumbled, reaching up with her left hand and yanking on his shirt “Jakey, sit!”

With a grumble he did as he was told and leaned across Stella to look at Jane “You soccer mums are a nightmare.” Jane glared at him, Stella remained focussing on the game, trying not to laugh. When Jensen moved to sit back she looked at Jane and mouthed “Sorry.”

“Don’t be.” Jane shook her head “He’s far worse when you’re not around.”

“God help you.”

“Yeah there was this one time he was that bad Gracie stopped talking to him for an entire weekend. Poor Kid hadn’t been so embarrassed in her life.” Jane mumbled. Jensen turned to look to his right at Stella and his sister, frowning.

“What are you two whispering about?”

“You.” Stella looked at him “Now shut up and behave.”

“No need to be so aggressive babe.” He arched an eyebrow but obeyed anyway.

“Stella, can I hire you for like ALL the games?” Jane asked, nodding to the fact Jensen was, for once, doing as he was told.

Stella snorted, shaking her head as she turned back to the match.

As it was only a kid’s game, they only played 20 minutes either half. The first one closed at 0-0 and after a quick 5 minutes break they swapped ends and kicked off the second half. About 5 minutes in the Petunias broke and this time thanks to a great pass through from Gracie they scored. Naturally Jake cheering loudest. The rest of the half was uneventful and the game ended at 1-0. As everyone began to move, the three of them headed down to the side lines, Gracie trotting towards them.

“Stella!” she grinned, throwing herself at the woman. Stella grabbed her in a hug, swinging her round slightly.

“OMG look at you! You got taller!” she smiled, ruffling her hair.

Gracie grinned “I know. But it has been a while since I saw you.” She admonished Stella a little.

“Really?” Stella grinned “Doesn’t seem that long.”

“Did you see my goal assist?” Gracie asked and Stella nodded.

“Of course I saw it honey, you were great!”

“Alright, alight, favourite uncle right here.” Jensen said, gesturing to himself.

“You’re my only uncle, duh.” Gracie rolled her eyes.

“Well guess that makes me your favourite by default then.” Jensen shrugged.

Stella pat his shoulder gently. “You were brilliant JJ.”

At that Gracie gave a snigger.

They chatted for a little while longer before Jake said they needed to leave to meet Pooch and ‘future Mrs. Pooch’. Gracie wasn’t impressed at Stella going so soon and there was a brewing tantrum until Stella assured her it wouldn’t be too long before she saw her again. In all honesty, Jensen could have spent the rest of the evening watching his niece and Stella interact. He had to concede Stel had a way with children which contrasted with the focused military Captain persona who was now part of an elite black-ops team . Mind you, Gracie had known Stella her entire life. Granted, Gracie had spent more time with Aubrey, being as she was one of her mother's best friends, than with Stel and yet it wasn't hard to tell Stel was one of Gracie's favourite people in the world.

So after a vague promise to take Gracie out for an ice cream during the week she still had left of her leave, Stella managed to avert the tantrum and they said goodbye and headed back to the car.

When they got to Tandy's, almost half an hour later, Pooch and his fiancé were already at the bar waiting for them. Pooch stood up as he spotted them approaching and he pulled Stella into a hug before greeting and patting Jensen's back and introducing Stella to his wife-to-be, Jolene. They grabbed a drink and sat down, the 4 of them chatting for a little while. Pooch and Jolene told Stella all about their wedding plans, which sounded like a beautiful ceremony planned for the following year in Mexico.

Stella was asking the reason for their wedding ceremony being in Mexico when they finished their first round. Jensen, noticing their glasses were empty, stood up to go get another round, he had already had his share of Pooch's wedding plans for the past year, and Jolene excused herself to go to the bathroom soon after, leaving Stella and Pooch alone.

"So you enjoying the chance to be at home for a few weeks Arty?" Pooch asked her.

"It’s great being with my mom but she’s already driving me crazy, telling me I need to leave the army and get a good, normal job. She’d have a fit if she knew I was part of this Elite Black ops shit."

Pooch chuckled "Well, it’s not all undercover life or death situations. You know, Jensen ended up doing 2 months at HQ working on some online terrorist cell last year. Cougar has run a few sniping jobs too. I ran a couple of training ops with some troops in Canada."

"Yeah. Clay mentioned I might get a few normal jobs…" Stella nodded, as she fiddled with the coaster on the table.

"So it’s good to be reasonably close to home, you know? Well, I say reasonably close…still like a 7 and a half hour drive. Hurrah for Military Discount on airfare…or you can go via New York and take a night there.” Pooch shrugged “Me and Jensen done that a few times. Although keeping tabs on him in Times Square can be a pain in the ass…"

"Yeah I can imagine." she laughed.

"So, what’s your dad think about your career choice?" Pooch asked then.

"No idea, he died when I was 10." Stella shrugged.

"Shit, sorry." Pooch apologised, eyes wide open at the realisation of his gaffe.

Stella gave him a comforting smile. "It's ok. You didn't know."

"No siblings?" Pooch inquired and Stella could feel his wariness as he asked another personal question.

"One." she smiled again. "Sister, she’s…” Stella hesitated, trying to thing of the most diplomatic way to phrase what she wanted to say. “Well, she’s very different to me. Her husband is a Finance Director for Lockheed Martin and earns a ridiculous amount of money so she doesn’t work. Well, unless you count running an online Etsy shop selling home-made soaps. She’s friends with JJ’s sister although fuck knows how Jane puts up with her."

"I could ask you the same thing about Jensen." Pooch joked, nodding at Jensen at the bar and Stella smiled again.

By then Pooch had noticed Arty smiled a lot. She had a warm smile that made him feel comfortable around her. That and the fact she wasn't shy to talk about her life with him. He liked her and thus he was curious about what the real nature of her relationship with Jensen was.

"So you know his family as well then?" he asked.

"Yeah I’ve known them all since I was 11." she offered.

"That’s nice." Pooch nodded.

"What is?"

"You guys being so close since you were kids." he said, smiling.

Stella smiled at him again but it was now a mischievous smile "He told you how we met?"

Pooch shook his head "No."

"It was first week of middle school. I was walking to class and my bag split. He came over to help me pick up my stuff, smacked his head straight into mine as he stood up." she stopped to let Pooch laugh it up.

"He banged his head?” Pooch snorted “Yeah that…that sounds like Captain Chaos alright…”

Stella shook her head as she gave Pooch a nudge, stretching her arm over the table. "Don’t laugh, he was cute. A dork but cute. And he was a friend. My dad had only been dead 6 months or so and we had moved back home from Kentucky to be nearer our grandparents so I didn’t really know anyone. But, he came straight over when everyone else was laughing at me and he deliberately placed himself so no one would see me crying." At that Pooch saw Stella glancing over at Jensen, smiling softly. "Been hanging out ever since."

"So when did you two…you know…cross the line so to speak."

"He asked me out on my 17th birthday. I’d liked him for years but didn’t think he thought of me in that way. We dated through senior year and then we both went off to Norwich University for the ROTC." She explained.

"Oh, so you didn’t direct enter either then?"

"No. I talked to Clay about it and he suggested I do the ROTC so I could get a college education as well. I suggested it to Jakey and we both went for it."

"So, excuse my prying but why you two beak up? Seems like you were together for pretty much the most important decisions of your lives?"

Stella hesitated before answering. Although she didn't mind talking to Pooch it was the first time she explained her and Jensen's story to anyone. She hadn’t needed to up to that point, seeing as everyone she had met till then didn't know Jake too, bar their respective families and friends and they already knew what the deal between them was. Sort of.

For the first time Pooch felt like she wasn't that willing to answer. "Well, after the ROTC thing we both got our first overseas postings and, well, he suggested that maybe it was better if we called it quits before the distance tore us apart and we resented one another. I agreed. We stayed friends though."

"Friends with benefits, huh?"

"Yeah, you could say that." she snorted.

Pooch looked at her. He sensed it was better not to pry more on the subject so he decided to change topics.

"So, you know Clay of old then?" he asked, remembering Clay had warned them she was like a daughter to him.

"Yeah he was in the Army with my dad. My dad was a major in the Screaming Eagles, you heard of them?"

Pooch nodded "The 101st airborne division, right?"

Stella nodded too. "Clay was first lieutenant in his command. He was killed when they launched the operation to cut off Highway 8. One of only 16 to die. Clay took it hard, he was literally right by dad when he died. A foot to the right and he’d have taken the bullet not dad, and he felt guilty for ages for not spotting the sniper but…either way one of them ended up dead. I mean, dad was only 45 when he died and Clay would have been…what, 28 or so at the time, maybe? Either way it’ no age, total waste of a life."

"You know, Clay never really talks about his past much but he did tell us once that seeing his friend die at the hand of an insurgent was what spurred him into the Special Ops. He wanted to get involved in tracking down terrorists, making places safer. Never knew who he was talking about though." Pooch offered.

"Well now you do." she shrugged "I expect it's painful for him to talk about. We’ve all been there, lost people …it’s hard."

"So that's why you joined as well? Your dad?" Pooch asked.

"Yeah. Much to Mom’s disgust. She called Clay, thought he would talk me out of it. I think his words to my mum were, and I quote “ I don’t stand a chance Jules, you know she looks up to Ian’s memory like he’s Captain America….”."

Pooch laughed out loud and Stella grinned. "Yeah she’s still not best pleased with him. And when I got stationed over in Iraq, well, I thought she was gonna hunt him down and kill him with her bare hands."

"You clearly made the right career choice though, I mean you made Captain pretty fast." Pooch stated with real admiration. “Just like Jensen did.”

"A lot of that was down to doing the ROTC and circumstance. Right place, right time…you know what it’s like in the field. They need commissioned, senior officers in Delta Force, I dare say female ones specifically to ‘fil the quota’ so to speak. I did my job well and…" she shrugged.

"From what I hear you’re selling yourself short. Clay speaks very highly of you. He was raving about this person on the inside for the entire time we were running that last op."

Stella smiled, after the conversation with her mother the day before and having to put up with her sister and brother in law's perfect life all over the weekend, Clay's words were like a balm to her.

"Good to know I’m doing something right."

Pooch was pondering Stella's words when Jensen returned from the bar with a couple of beer bottles and two deep orange coloured cocktails.

"Sorry guys, they had a new bartender who wasn't very sure about the best way to prepare a Sailor's Grave." He shrugged “So, this is for Pooch, this is for Mrs. Pooch and this one is for my girl…" he said, placing the drinks ceremoniously on the table, flashing a wink at Stella when he said the last part.

Pooch raised an eyebrow at Stella. The boundaries in Jensen and Stella's relationship, whatever that was, were clearly a little blurred.

Stella rolled her eyes before speaking "I’m not your girl Jake, not since you dumped me when you went over to Burkina Faso." She flinched a little as that came out slightly harsher than she meant and Jensen noticed.

"Ouch doll. Bitter much?" he frowned.

Stella took a deep breath but didn’t say anything. Worst thing she could do was encourage him, whether it was in favour or against, his attempts of flirting. Thankfully, at that moment Jolene returned to the booth.

"Sorry I took so long, I got a call from the office." She apologised as she sat at her place next to Pooch.

Stella seized the chance to divert the conversation and get Jake out of her mind and sight for a minute and she smiled at Jolene and asked “So what do you do for a living?”

"Oh I’m a paralegal for a local firm in Concord." Jolene explained before taking a sip from her cocktail.

Soon both women were engaged in a lively conversation as Stella continued to ask her questions, happy to keep her mind occupied and off all thoughts of Jake and the little tension earlier. Eventually, however, last orders were called and the 4 agreed it was time to go.

“Jolene seemed nice.” Stella broke the silence that had fallen in the car. “They make a nice couple.”

"Yeah, Pooch is a good guy and she’s a nice gal so…" Jensen agreed, hands on the wheel.

They both fell silent again, Jake concentrating on the road ahead. He was anxious and hoped Stella hadn't noticed, though they had never been so silent in a car drive. Something had been bugging him since that night in the barracks after the mission. The sex had been amazing, it always had been, but whereas they normally left it at that but now… well, being around their hometown, the place they had grown up and first started dated, going out and just doing things they used to do was sparking all sorts of feelings within him. Just an hour before, calling her his girl had just slipped out, and he’d realised from her reaction as soon as he’d done it that he shouldn’t have.

He chewed the inside of his cheek as he drove, trying to convince himself that he had done the right thing breaking it off 5 years ago. But he was also cursing himself at the same time, because being around her yesterday and today, in a normal environment, he realised that just as he’d told her that night after the mission he missed her. And not just the sex. But her. The difference being now, as he pulled onto her road, he realised he didn’t just miss her because he hadn’t seen her. He missed her being his.

His. That was his last thought as he parked up at her driveway.

"Thanks Jakey, I had fun today." Stella said, looking at him for the first time since they got in the car.

"Me too, Stel." Jensen said as he nodded.

And there was a silent pause as Stella digested the fact he wasn't even looking at her. His eyes were fixed on some point beyond the windshield.

"Ok, erm.." Stella spoke but paused to clear her throat. "Well, have a safe trip over to Base and I guess I’ll see you in a week."

He still didn't say anything, he only nodded in agreement. His eyes still not on her. So she opened the door, ignoring the lump on her throat, and made to leave when she felt him gently grabbing her arm.

"Stel…"

She stopped and looked at him. He was now looking at her, almost pleadingly, as he reached out, gently gripping her chin in his finger and thumb, his eyes bouncing across hers.

"Jake, I don’t think we..." she whispered but her protests died as he pressed his lips to her. It was a furious and needy kiss, his tongue harshly dominating hers, and when he pulled away he pressed his head to hers.

"See you in a week, doll." he said, his eyes boring into hers.

"Yeah, see you." she whispered, before getting out of the car

She looked back once to wave as he was waiting to make sure she got inside, as he always did. Once in she shut the front door and headed to the kitchen. Just as she turned around and took the first step her mom walked out of the living room.

"Not in a relationship, eh?"

"Were you spying on me?" Stella asked. Best defence is offense after all…

Her mother shrugged, a smile threatening to spread on her face. She liked Jake, she had always liked him and what was more, though she would rather be caught dead than admit to it, she liked him more than she would ever like Rick in a million years. But then, what was more important to a mother than their daughters' happiness?

Stella sighed. "It's complicated."

"Sure it is. Night honey.” her mother said and, after placing a kiss on her head, she left her to it.

Stella said goodnight and headed into the kitchen for a bottle of water. She uncapped it and leaned on the counter. It had taken her a while to get to a point where she could simply fuck Jake and leave it at that, but even then deep down she knew she had been kidding herself, fooling herself. He had been right in the bar before, she was bitter. Bitter that he had given up so easily when she thought they had something special. And she’d been that much of a sucker that she’d gone along with the whole ‘friends with benefits’ arrangement because the thought of not being with him at all had made her feel sick.

During the last 12 months they had drifted apart and even though she’d hated it at first and it had killed her, it had done her the world of good in that she had finally worked him out of her system.

Or so she thought she had.

Because here she was, less than 2 weeks of being back in his presence and she was already slipping back down that deep, dark hole. After that night post the mission they hadn’t been together that way, at all, but then the previous day he’d shown up and today he had taken her out, for what had been a really fun afternoon and evening, and it had felt just like old times.

Especially when he had kissed her like that.

Jensen was the king of giving off mixed signals, he always had been. Hell, it had taken her years to figure out he liked her that way. But they weren’t in high school anymore, and it was easy, far too easy to get swept back into something that meant more to her than it did to him. She knew she had to put a stop to it, because someone was going to get hurt. And that someone was likely to be her.

Lost in her thoughts she drained the bottle and tossed it into the recycling bin before running her hand through her hair sighing to herself.

“I’m fucked.”

**** Chapter 2

#too loose and you'll lose it #jake jensen x ofc #jake jensen x original female character #jake jensen #the losers

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Too Loose And You’ll Lose It

Ch 1- GI Joe and Army Barbie Co-written with @icanfeelastormbrewing

Summary: Following the Child Sex Trafficking job, The Losers all go their own way for a break before they are due back in Fairfax County. Stella is enjoying some quiet time with her mother.

And Jensen.

But noting is EVER quiet where he is involved.

Warnings: Bad Language words.

Pairing: Jake Jensen x OFC Stella Stevenson.

TLAYLI Masterlist // Main Masterlist

May 2007

Stella and her mom sat in the kitchen of her childhood home in Manchester, New Hampshire. It was late morning one Friday morning, the day after she had returned home following debriefs at the CIA. It had been an emotional reunion, not having seen her mother for almost 8 months in person. They’d stayed up late with a bottle of wine before retiring to bed and after a lazy morning she had eaten a huge breakfast of pancakes, bacon and eggs, god knows how many rounds of toast and some decent coffee.

“Have you had enough to eat honey?” Her mom asked.

“Yup, honestly I’m stuffed, Ma. It feels good to be eating home cooked food for a change.” She smiled.

“Yeah, well, God only knows what you’ve been eating out there.” Julie mumbled as Stella smiled at her mom’s typical mother concern.

“He hasn’t changed then?” Julie grinned.

“Nope.”

“I bumped into his mom the other day at the supermarket.” Stella’s mom continued.

“Yeah? How is Janet?”

“Sounds good, have you seen them much at all recently?” Stella asked.

Stella laughed “I’ll make sure he knows how disgusted you are in him, don’t worry.”

“What are you doing?”

Stella sighed “Ma, don’t start…”

“You’re as stubborn as your father and look where that got him!”

“Wow.” Stella looked up, arching her eyebrow. “Nice. Good guilt trip.”

Julie rolled her eyes “For all the good that does. She only visits when she wants food or to complain about something.”

Jensen appeared in the doorway to the lounge, grinning “Oh, we’re you talking about me gorgeous?”

“No I was, and how you’ve been home on US soil for almost a year and not paid me one visit Jacob.” Julie glared at him, folding her arms.

“Oooh the full name. Am I in trouble?” Jensen grinned.

“Yes, you damned well are JJ.” Julie said, opening her arms “Now come here…”

Grinning Jensen stepped forward to give Stella’s mum a hug, pulling back with a yelp as she slapped him round the head.

“Shit, Jules!! What the hell was that for?”

“I told you! Your mother was telling me just the other day you’ve been back to Manchester now a few times and didn’t even think of paying me a visit?”

“Sorry Jules, been busy”

Julie narrowed her eyes “Busy doing what?”

“Well I know for a fact you aren’t” Jensen flashed her his trademark goofy smile and Stella slapped his arm.

“It does a job, I don’t care.” “Speaking of jobs…” Jensen looked towards the kitchen door, “How about you and me…”

“Jesus Jake!” Stella looked at him as he grinned “Here, whilst my mom is home? You have issues.”

“Didn’t bother you once upon a time…”

“I swear to god Jake, you’re a fucking nightmare.” Stella rubbed her temples “Why are you here?”

“Came to invite you to the Petunia’s game tomorrow. It’s been a while since we went out on a date babe.”

“A while?” Stella shook her head laughing. “Your concept of time measurement really amazes me.” Jake chuckled “So whaddya say?” he asked, giving her a goofy grin.

“Great, so now it’s turned into a double date.” She rolled her eyes.

“Why you being so grumpy Stel?” Jake frowned.

Stella sighed “Sorry Jakey…just..oh I dunno, I guess mom just pissed me off a bit that’s all. Bringing up my dad, suggesting I’m gonna go the same way he did.”

Jake pondered this for a moment before he took a deep breath. “You know she’s just worried about you that’s all.”

Stella smiled “I know…I know. Doesn’t help I can’t really tell her what I’m doing, other than running CIA tasked missions.”

“Now that’s actually quite a good idea.”

Jensen smiled and gently kissed her head. “It happens occasionally.”

Stella looked up at him “Guess it’s my lucky day then.”

“Well mine was like 9 years ago so guess I can say about time Stel.”