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dmdoll · 2 months
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4izawas · 4 months
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okay the last 2 leap years were not that great ( covid 2020, killer clowns 2016 ) so can we all agree not to not fuck around and find out in 2024 🥹🥹
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anchoeritic · 1 year
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thinking about daddy tonowari and his holding kink.
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Match ups are around the corner...
more detail:
Toxic Trait Match Ups: you give me 1-3 of your most toxic traits (on or off anon) and pick a fandom and get a match, easy
Secret Match Ups: ON ANON, send a secret, fandom, and a randomly generated sentence that will be used to identify your post and I will give you a match up with a little blurb in a separate post. asks are deleted and not shared.
I'm dying for feedback so pls reblog, and if you want the event sooner rather than later, consider following sksks
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please someone help me find the post/fic about ed tearing izzy’s room apart to find a shirt bc they share clothes it’s all that’s keeping me going in these trying times and i cant find it
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aramora · 2 years
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People who get the setlists: how do you do it? Just yell at them until they see you? Pull up your phone with a "setlist?" sign?
Asking for a friend
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rubikor · 3 months
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they were her people
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yxami · 5 months
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I imagine creep yandere to be attractive, he’s just a pathetic guy that brings dead animals because he has no sense of what’s romantic, what do you mean a dead bird isn’t cute?
People that have no clue of his reputation are quick to hit on him, and then as soon as he starts talking about taking picture of skulls in forests and looking for dead animals to preserve, they immediately want to get up and stutter out a lame excuse to escape.
At least you don’t ignore him? Sure you treat him with disgust but it’s not enough to deter him, he’s just a pretty boy who’s just a little too dense to get that you don’t like it when he brings dead critters to your door.
When you finally knock it in his head, he’s a little defeated yes, but he gets it, and now he’s collecting flowers and gorgeous shells that he thinks you’d like.
Sure he has to change his gift habits but at least this means you let him into your house.
You’re actually talking to him too!
“So, did you make this yourself?” You say surprised, shifting the flower crown with three of your fingers to look at it from all sides.
“Um.. yes” The suspicious amount of hesitation in his meek voice is eyebrow raising but you don’t ask about it.
He actually just paid a kid to make it because he has no grasp on arts and crafts if it doesn’t involve dead things.
Just a very pretty and dumb guy
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reilliane · 1 year
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such an eventful world raid lmao.
when i realized what mob they were referring to, i malfunctioned 'cause i didnt know the nAME - and if i search it might take time and they'll leave so i just went for triangle ashddhakdhak
(part two bcs yes the kazuha rejoined my world 😭💜)
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hannikin-grahamkin · 1 year
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He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.
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Jeremiah and Mike’s first conversation in FNAF 2
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painfordays · 3 months
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Being the only disabled person in a friend group is like. Argues against mental age for 30 minutes without achieving anything because they will die if they cant call developmentally disabled adults 6 year olds. Feel guilty for cancelling plans for disability reasons and making up a lie so you dont have to tell the truth. Get called a cripple after explaining your symptoms. Get told nothing is ever the doctors fault because they work soooo hard and you're just not persistent enough. Realize the only way theyd ever do even minor caregiving tasks for you is if they were paid. Spend an hour arguing against eugenics. Listen to someone talk about a group of disabled people and with every sentence it gets more obvious they never interacted with anyone from this group personally. Get compared to peoples elderly relatives. Get -
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goodpvppy · 2 months
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let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me
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thelaurenshippen · 10 months
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something about "the picket line against multi-billion dollar corporations refusing to pay all the people who make them money is ending early today because once again the earth is too hot for us to safely be outside (thanks in part to the private jets those same corporations use to go on their million dollar vacations)" makes me want to personally chew david zaslav's face off, actually
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fincharts · 5 months
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Haruspex: Where are the papers?
Bachelor: See the ashes over there, on the floor? Barely managed to do it before you arrived. Smart of me to burn them, rather than eat them. You’re a surgeon — you would have dug it out of my gut.
Haruspex: I would have.
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dizzybizz · 2 months
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"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"
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