HEY.
are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?
idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily
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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/
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actual intense analysis of the situation aside, I love that Steven has only ever professed to truly hate two people in the entire universe. One of them is the dictatorial leader of a society of colonizers who is quite literally the root of all of steven and his gem family's problems and also personally traumatized him by physically ripping a vital organ out of his body. The other is a teenager who harassed him and his friend at a party.
Guess which one he still talks to.
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Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,
But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point
Every time I see them it boggles me
(their account)
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Ethogirls will literally be like "I hope Etho never face reveals and doesn't give us too much information on his real life. Anonymity is important, and it's clearly important to him, and he shouldn't feel pressured to give that up" and then go bat shit up the walls at Tissue Box Reveal™ like we're Victorian men who've just seen a revealed ankle
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It should be illegal for menus to not have calories on it
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that euphoric feeling i got when we’re laying in bed and he ran his hand down my stomach and said, “did you get skinnier? ..you got skinnier”
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at the end of the day bikinis don't care if you're hungry
stay starving <3
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