#procrastination ye

[ashiyn]

iskall single-handedly dying at cleo's comment and beef instantly shutting ren down at the mention of someone making a map had me in actual tears btw

#yes. this is me procrastinating that episode 1 compilation im making #im overwhelmed <3 #hermitcraft #hc s10 #iskall85 #rendog #zombiecleo #vintagebeef #(and others) #.post #.vid #ashy watching: hc s10

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

landoscar + text posts = true

#yes i have been mass producing these yes i have been procrastinating real work yes i will try to wait to post this and fail #im so fond of them it's actually not ok #bon aplle teeth #lando norris #oscar piastri #ln4 #op81 #481 #twinklaren #mctwinks #landoscar #very very bad ship name but very very good ship #formula 1 #f1 #f1 + text posts #my txt posts #formula 1 x the internet

[linkedin-offficial]

sketched out a design of a nightwing based off of this post by @otiksimr , its just so genius i had to get out this idea

what a lucky coinkydink that its dragon appreciation day ^_^

#they also use she/her too ^_^ #ill probably make a fullbody design of them eventually #but for now just a bust since i wanted to get the idea out quickly #yes i am procrastinating on bigger things by doodling design ideas #howd you know #wings of fire #nightwing #wof #wof nightwing #dragon #appreciate a dragon day #dragon appreciation day

[melomarts]

Good evening fallout nation

#yes #i did draw this to procrastinate writing my essays #madly in love with him btw #if u even care #fallout new vegas #fallout fanart #fallout #fallout companions #arcade gannon #arcade fnv #my art

[veinsfullofstars]

👑 Sworn Partners ⚔️ 

(ID: Kirby series fanart of King Dedede and Meta Knight being cute and in love. Top panel - bust shot of DDD scooping MK up into his arms, smooshing the flustered knight against him in a great big hug as a little flurry of hearts bursts from them. Middle panel - bust shot of DDD holding MK in his arms, gazing down at him with an easy grin as the knight pushes his mask to the top of his head, a fond smile on his face as he gazes back. Bottom panel - bust shot of DDD and MK leaning in together to meet in a kiss, eyes closed and faces flushed, the king holding his knight tighter, the knight gently cupping his king’s cheek. More little hearts hover around them, the biggest just above their heads. In all panels, DDD's crown and MK's armor are - as usual - touched with white highlights and dusted with sparkles. END ID.)

Sketch started some time early 2024, render started 03/18/24, finished 04/15/24.

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #king dedede #meta knight #king dedede x meta knight #metadede #kissing #I care them very much #beeg bird king and his tiny sword husband #ugh. disgusting. how dare they be this cute together #also I keep seeing people tag my posts with things like “I wish gay people were real” and it is *sending me* #why yes - the bi colors in the bg *are* intentional #more sparkles? yes. more blushies? yes #am I supposed to be working on other stuff right now? yes. #am I procrastinating again with more ship stuff? maybe. #veinsfullofstars

[intotheelliwoods]

snatched. dw his phone is ok haha

+ a low effort bonus

Poptart had a good nights rest.. eventually....

#I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCH DO YOU UNDERSTAND #am I procrastinating on the main comic still? #yes #yes I am #2 arms left #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leonardo hamato #rise leo #future leonardo

[destinationtoast]

#fanfic #beta reading #polls #yes i am using polls to procrastinate on my wip #which is nearing completion and could use a beta reader and/or britpicker #but i'd like to post it before the start of my work trip on Monday #(and also before it gets jossed) #so I'm likely to skip it #but anyway i think i hold myself to higher standards here than others #whether or not something is beta read doesn't affect whether i read #generally #lest you worry btw #i don't take tumblr polls as strong evidence of anything #but they're entertaining and sometimes interesting #op

[nothingbizzare]

Stars and sparkles

#by the way the reference was just me posing akwardly in front of my phone so thats funny #i am actually super proud of this art #Teruki u are so silly look at u being all silly #Sorry for drawing soo much teru i just CAN'T STOP DRAWING HIM #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #yes i draw everyday ...i am procrastinating on my music studies #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #mp100 fanart #teruki hanazawa

[thethirdromana]

Modern-day jobs for Dracula characters

Yes, most Dracula characters already have jobs that still exist in the modern day: solicitor, doctor, teacher etc. But being in the modern day would have them make different choices so... what would they do instead?

Mina Harker: I don't really get the sense that Mina actually enjoys being a teacher; it's just a job that's available to her as an educated woman in the 1890s. What Mina does like: planning, order, timetables, schedules. Mina would be the best project manager you've ever met.

Jack Seward: Jack should not have a people-focused job, and he should be working with vulnerable people least of all. He's great at observation, and he loves to make a difference and be told that he's a good clever boy. Oh, and he's a big fan of up-to-the-minute technology too. We only need to change his career trajectory slightly, and he would be a very happy research scientist.

Arthur Holmwood: Not many British noblemen are able to live lives of idle luxury any more, so even if his family still owned the Ring estate, he would need to do something more to keep it going. Arthur likes people, travel, music, sport and the good life. So I think, like many modern-day noblemen, he would use the estate itself to generate income: hosting weddings, concerts, conferences and team-building days.

Lucy Westenra: Honestly I think Lucy would love the idea of working with Arthur on the estate. She'd hardly be getting married at 19 in 2023, but she might be getting a BA in Hotel and Hospitality Management with that future in mind.

Quincey Morris: What job does an adventurer/cowboy do in the 21st century? I can't imagine Quincey spending his days sitting at a desk. It needs to be something intense and physical, but also representative of a moment in time that isn't going to last. Quincey works on an oil rig.

Jonathan Harker: Tricky, because Jonathan is so defined by being a solicitor. But a modern-day Jonathan would have far more options for progressing in his career. He has a way with words and a kind and generous nature. I think he'd be an excellent charity grant writer.

Abraham van Helsing: I'm afraid there is no time period or universe in which Van Helsing M. D., D. Ph., D. Lit., etc., etc. is anything other than an academic.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #droughtula #would be interested to hear other people's suggestions #yes i am procrastinating at lot at work today #what gave it away

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

reblog this with your favourite traumatised twink loserboy (gn)

#crowley #good omens #dbd #dead boy detectives #charles rowland #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #good omens fandom #listen i've just been sitting procrastinating EVERYTHING by watching edits of crowley okay #yes this post is about her #but you tell me yours maggots

[alphabetcompletionist]

to whoever on the Typeface Tournament said that libre baskerville is "close enough to times new roman to fool any nitpicky English teacher, but a few pixels bigger to pad out the length of your essays", you've saved my ass today. also we're at 237 submissions and i feel out my depth

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

#and per se and #there is. another comment on libre baskerville. that i will save for later #yes i am procrastinating an assignment due in 24 hours by writing this. it's a useless assignment #i think the most submissions for a font that wasn't autoincluded is wingdings at 10 #more for spectral and atkinson hyperlegible than i expected but i'm not really surprised

[awakentrashpanda]

Catnap headcannons because this kitty won the poll in a landslide 

🌙Almost never speaks

🌙 On the very rare occasion that he does speak I kinda imagine him sounding like corpse husband

🌙 Has a habit of just materializing behind people and scaring the crap out of them by accident

🌙Petty, spiteful, passive aggressive and sarcastic, but like in a slay way 💅🏻

🌙 As his name would suggest he takes a lot of frequent naps, and sometimes just randomly falls asleep 

🌙 If you try to pick him up he’ll do that cat thing where he becomes a liquid 

🌙 Always dresses like he rolled out of bed in the clothes that he’s wearing (because he probably did)

🌙Purrs when happy, content, or just whenever he’s around Dogday 

🌙 as I said, in my Dogday head cannons, I imagine these characters living in their own cartoon world, separate from the factory, but still having a little bit of memory overlap with their factory counterparts, so whenever catnap encounter some thing that might’ve belong to Theodore like clothing, accessories, or some sort of toy he will hold it in his arms like one would hold a baby and rock it gently while humming a lullaby, just like Dogday he has no idea why he does this 

🌙 sometimes just randomly kisses Dogday’s hand out of nowhere for no reason other than to amuse himself by making Dogday flustered 

🌙 hums lullabies to himself when he’s just hanging out or completing some random task 

🌙 affectionately brings people dead animals because cat

🌙Has retractable claws

🌙As we see in the VHS he’s canonically a drug dealer I don’t make the rules 

🌙 has both depression and insomnia…It’s about as pleasant as you think it is

💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛💜🐈‍⬛

#Smiling critters #catnap #catnap x dogday #dogday x catnap #headcannons #yes I know I procrastinated on this one #headcanons #sleepyday

[seryotonin]

Oh no he’s fuzzy

#and he’ll cuddle #and rip flesh apart too #art #fanart #my art #original art #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Splatoon fanart #splatoon art #Splatoon fan art #Splatoon big man #big man Splatoon #big man #big man fanart #splatoon big man fanart #mantaro #apparently I lied. yes I will continue posting because if I’m being honest it’s what I do all the time. not even my homework #and while I am still busy working on commissions even if it doesn’t look like because of how long I take- I still have like #nighttime and some breaks to still draw stuff to post. and yeah I mean I draw quickly when I’ve got good ideas #man I really have to stop procrastinating so bad #Splatoon fuzzy au #Splatoon au #fuzzy au #comfort au #original au #just now I realize I didn’t tag the Frye post with the fuzzy au smh

[linkedin-offficial]

is this anything . sky:cotl au

details (aka my rambling) under the cut

mostly set upon the whole idea that caine came from eden and tries to help everyone gain their wings (albeit doing a terrible job the entire time)

bubble keeps the name bubble!

they r a mantatee :3 suprisingly chaotic for a light creature and sort of has the "eat light and puff out candles" personality that caine should have but doesn't

i contemplated caine being called "the creature" just for shits and giggles (and eventually went with it) since im absolutely certain everyone who ever meets him ever would be terrified for a little bit until they realize hes sentient; he doesn't understand that the name is supposed to be sort of derogatory

caine is the only one with wings because hes the only one who can canonically fly/float!

(and yes his head is supposed to be a dark plant . i like to think im big brain for this)

the reason why his dark plant head is tinted red btw . my thought process was basically "ah yes. red = good bcus eden :]" even though thats convoluted since everyone hates eden but that makes it better in a way. i think

zooble > mismatched worksmith

"bows" given to them by ragatha as an identifier; not like theyd need one though ..

constantly making their own prosthetics due to growing boredom with their previous ones (autism™) and also carved the designs into their mask themself

kinger > reluctant royalty

same old kinger as usual .. when asked what he rules he doesnt particularly remember nor have an answer so hes usually treated with respect out of pity for being old and senile

second tallest behind jax , also the oldest (if you dont count caine i guess? whos sort of. ageless)

ragatha > plush friendfinder

matching bow with jax :3 sibling moment! (yes i like the ragatha + jax sibling dynamic . its amazing to me)

right eye does not glow and actually looks like a hollow hole if you get close enough to her face! also clothing making buddies with zooble :] she taught them how to sew without pricking themself

gangle > wrapped up theatre-goer (i had such a hard time thinking of a name .. and to be honest?? im not solid on this but WHAGEVER.)

shortest. obviously

likes to write plays in her spare time and reads them to zooble while they work

clothes are sectioned and Very flowy, and has a few (cracked and broken) masks she likes to use for play improv (and also uses for herself sometimes if she has a hard time expressing a certain emotion)

jax > towering tease (it sounds stupid but THIS is so fucking funny.i cannot resist this)

tallest OBVIOUSLY. like stupidly tall . has its advantages and disadvantages (like being able to steal things from gangle with no consequences . on the other hand. doorframes)

him being tall and having that be the only thing hes got going for him is absolutely hilarious to me and im leaning into that hard

he has a tail also, but its small and not visible from the chart

pomni > jittery jester (i had to look up "other words for anxious" for this.my intelligence is showing)

pretty much the only one i referenced real in game clothing for, which sort of fits! protag moment

this was all i really had, since other established things like their personalities and relationships arent really changed much. but this was fun to think about :3 input is appreciated !

#special thanks to twi for reminding me sky exists and therefore beamed this vision into my mind #im kind of obsessed #also speaking of which #be kind to me for this but if anything looks off or weird #its bcus i havent touched sky in like . literal months #so my memory of it is hazy HFJDJD #and yes im procrastinating on posting other stuff to post this . why do u ask #... ill get to it #eventually .. #the amazing digital circus #sky children of the light #sky cotl #um. lots of tags this time uh oh #tagging everyone bcus its important here we go #tadc gangle #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc bubble #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #there we go #tadc sky:cotl au

[zoopzopp]

aoyama is suffering and it is very entertaining :D

scene from Raadsc by @gentrychild

#should i be studying for my finals? yes but am I making fanart to procrastinate on the studying while my notebooks are open right in front #yes #<3 #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #fic recs #lish.art #bnha fanart #fanfic fanart #raadsc #aoyama yuuga #dfo

[distort-opia]

And in today's second installment of "How about that guy Tom King's brain??"... did you know the man basically developed an entire stabbing-as-sex metaphor between Batman and Joker over the course of multiple comics and that it's just absolutely bonkers? :)

So. Remember this spectacular page from Batman/Catwoman (2021) #9, in which Joker describes a particular fantasy of his regarding Batman?

"And that's when I put the knife into him. [...] And I put the knife in him again." Joker could not have made this more about sex if he tried. Hell, he tells Selina that he thinks he could fuck Batman better than her. But alright, keeping this in mind-- the metaphor of the knife and penetration, what does it imply about the other two times Tom King has written interactions between Batman and Joker where there's a knife present?

Alright, I'm putting the rest under the cut, since there's a lot of comic panels, my own ranting... and attempted stabbing.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold #9 ("The Winning Card")

In The Winning Card, a reimagining of Batman and Joker's first ever meeting, we get two fights between them that are so heavy with symbolism; but it's the second confrontation we're interested in, and that's pictured above. We see that it was Joker who drew blood the first time... it's him who sunk the knife penetrated Bruce at the very beginning. And really, was there a need for the unending focus on Bruce pulling out the blade? But then there's what he does next, and the way it's framed... He starts beating Joker, but then realizes that beating him does absolutely nothing.

So he switches to trying to communicate with him, to trying to tell (the worst) possible joke, all while holding up the knife:

First of all: genuinely terrifying, if I may so myself. Secondly, we're shown Bruce bringing down the knife doing the penetrating, but the next page is not about him having killed Joker. It's Bruce and Alfred having gone fishing, talking about what happened... and why Bruce left Joker alive.

And this is how Tom King chooses to have Bruce say it:

"He put the knife in me." Tom King I am inside your walls. This is exactly how Joker phrased it in his fantasy. And then, we're shown that Bruce couldn't kill Joker; he stuck the knife in him, but didn't kill him.

But what's the other time Tom King wrote Batman, Joker and a knife? Well, that's during the infamous The War of Jokes and Riddles. We're told TWOJAR happened in the second year of Batman's career, so (at least in King's little Universe) pretty soon after The Winning Card-- which takes place in Year 1. And in TWOJAR, after finding out Riddler's motivation for causing so many lives to be lost, Bruce tries to stab him:

[squinting my eyes suspiciously] Thrust the knife out, huh. But then, Bruce never manages to commit murder, because Joker steps in:

Batman (2016) #32

So. If we follow King's own metaphor... Batman tried to have sex with the Riddler and Joker stopped him. Joker couldn't allow it. Bruce ended up stabbing penetrating him instead.

Pictured above: me

Is King the first to do this sort of thing? No, obviously not. Miller equated the violence between Batman and Joker to sex in The Dark Knight Returns, Snyder and Capullo did that too in both Death of the Family and Endgame. Still, it's... deliciously fucked up, and I thought it needed some showcasing.

#I don't wanna say 'writer's poorly disguised kink' but. well #once is happenstance. twice is coincidence. three times is a pattern :)) #batjokes #batjokes meta #king's writing #batman #bruce wayne #joker #tw blood #my meta #why YES I am procrastinating something important with all these posts