#racoon j

[webs-the-raccoon]

Me desperately clinging to the last shreds of my innocence (I have to make a schedule and do grown up tasks yet again and my child like nature is dying/J)

#raccoon mood #racoons #why are online calendars so exhausting #why does my father insist i use them #send help/j

[bonnies-animatrussy]

We need a Brooklyn 99 but with the RPD/S.T.A.R.S

#resident evil #resident evil 1 #s.t.a.r.s. #racoon police department #rpd #brooklyn 99 #jill valentine #chris redfield #barry burton #joseph frost #albert wesker #enrico marini #forest speyer #rebecca chambers #brad vickers #kenneth j sullivan #leon kennedy #chief irons

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Go the fuck to sleep. Your fiction is good but it's not worth missing sleep over 🦝

Can't sleep, must write whump

#/j #I did sleep 7 hours #just from 6 am to 1 pm lol #asks #racoon anon

[cherrio-krispz]

becomes slodge because f how abbbahhow shakeyyb my handsw iss

starst wtf

#eweeweew #ew #eew #elghs #lehdh #sabhh #AGH #AAAHHFHAGH #:(((((( #sjiakkjhh #j #jwne #hel #helppa #raja racoon #I CANNBT STYPE YHE OTHGER TAGS #FHFU K U #F U‼️‼️ #/nahy #NAH #NAY #* #NAY****** #THGEG PANMOYNT PF TY EMSE #HELP ME #FRALLS TO GROUND #I JHHSIT WASNNA DRAW BUFF PEPEPENTA #PLS #ACTUJHALY CRIES

[kenphobia]

HOWDY CLUB HOWDY CLUB!

We shall introduce shrines, shirts, sweaters, and for the small price for half your soul, he can be yours!

~ 🕷️ Anon

we also have bath water, nail clippings, hair clippings and etc etc. they cost more so you'll need to add your mom into the payment <333

#tea time! #🕷️ anon tag! #/j obviously #i sincerely (not sincerely) apologize for having the humor of 12 years old kid who's still stuck in 2021 and watching dsmp #i need therapy but i dont want to because i wont be posting these sexy welcome home fics for you racoons

[scalpelsister]

*placing the mummified hamster, fox pelt, and racoon skull I have next to Laudna the tarantulas cage* ah. perfect.

#do not even worry the hamster died of natural causes. #and the racoon skull is from a roadkilled racoon #and the fox pelt was from a vintage store like a flea market #and is obvi super mega duper old #laudna #main tagging for fun :) #my post #laudnacore is a life style i take to heart /j

[endless---possibility]

I won't lie, I am intrigued-

#if becoming a racoon is what it takes to be happy #then so be it #/j

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

gay

ur mom

#/j #asks #Racoon :DDD

[aristotle0]

a quick sketch of a scene in the first chapter of my story "It all started with a racoon"

let's pretend Reg's coat is dark green (I'm an offsite student and the only colors I have are the one from my highlighters)

#james potter #regulus black #jegulus #marauders #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer #james x regulus #starchaser #sunseeker #dead gay wizards #jegulus fanfiction #archive of our own

[eliaskew]

Barty wanted to prove he could become an animagus too.

J: Is it some kind of cat?

S: No, Minnie is a cat that is some kind of fucking demon

J: Maybe it's a dog?

S: DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DOG TO YOU PRONGS?

P: Guys it's a squirrel!

S: It's fucking evil is what it is, holy shit-

R: Squirrels don't get that big Pete

P: Well Sirius' animagus is massive as well-

S: My animagus is a Grimm, not a dog, Wormy, it's supposed to be big. Unless that squirrel is on bloody steroids-

R: The markings aren't right. Maybe it isn't native to the UK?

S: Maybe it's a native of Hell

J: It could be a boggart, do boggarts count as animals?

R: That's like asking if a werewolf counts as an animal

J: ... Do they?

P: I can't find anything in this book.

S: DONT BITE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-

J: It has to be a kind of woodland creature right?

R: It's a racoon.

P: A what?

R: A racoon. They're not native to the UK.

S: GET IT OFF GETITOFFGETITOFF-

J: Is it venomous?

R: No.. but they are susceptible to rabies

S: SO HELP ME CROUCH I WILL THROW YOU OUT THIS FUCKING WINDOW-

P: What's rabies?

R: It's an animal disease, mate

J: Can werewolves get rabies? ... can I get rabies?

#hp marauders #marauders era #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #sirius #james potter #remus #remus john lupin #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #harry potter #hp #hp fandom #fun fact #raccons are not actually native to the uk #and the fandom hc's Barty's animagus as a racoon #which i agree with #but boy would they be confused #i just thought this would be funny #animagus

[ronanceautistic]

ronance headcannons?

Damn no specifics or nothing? /j

Nancy since she was a child has had a habit of finding stray animals and taking them home. And luckily at home she always had her parents to be like 'no, please put this racoon back where you found it'. Unfortunately (or fortunately) Robin is the ultimate yes man when it comes to keeping pets. When they manage to buy a proper house together it's like that video where the guy opens his front door and there's like twenty cats outside waiting to be fed.

But also Robin is very paranoid about getting sick (especially rabies) so she is very nervous whenever Nancy tries to pick up a street animal with the most confidence ever and ends up scratched. She forces Nancy into the emergency room every time just in case.

Nancy is a food thief. Robin will get up for a minute and so so much of her dinner will be gone and Nancy will look so innocent. Robin hogs the couch though, Nancy's gotta curl up next to her because Robin likes to splay out all over the place.

They're both awful drivers they make sure to move to a place with public transport because Robin cannot drive to save her life and Nancy has an inordinate amount of debt in unpaid parking tickets. She just does not have the time to listen to parking rules she has places to be, and she says they're not even rules at all, just suggestions.

#nancy wheeler #robin buckley #ronance

[im-a-chunky-potato]

othersite friend pointed out that they look similar

i cant unsee it

even their outfits are similar

Bshsisjhdksbs yeah that was one of my first thoughts when I saw him+

Add a racoon and it's the exact same person/j

[saenora]

ship your moots 💖?

OKAY ANON LETS GO... I HAVE TOO MANY MOOTIES SO BEAR W ME&lt;3

@keiskyutie x rin.... this was a heavy debate w rin, baji, and kaiser and choso.... but i see rin being the best... choso WAS SO CLOSE DARAAA!!! YOU HAV ENO IDEA.

@daikiiss x aomine. IT BE S CRIME NOT TO.

@gojoest x satoru. i mean AI AND SOTRURU ARE SOULMATES. PERIOD.

@delirious-donna x kakashi. ma and pa at their finest. i am their love child anon.

@leviismybby x nanami.. klara dont kill me but i HEAVILY SHIP YOU W HIM

@devoti x NAOYA. MY CHILDREN

@zoro-onigiri x toji (100 percent) i see toji being the softest w you and you alone.

@seirinz x AKASHI. i know rin and kise are there but akashi and you are a power couple.

@mrskenmakozume x kenma... I LOVE THIS SHIP SM. CAT OWNER W CAT. MEOW.

@qichun X KARASU <3. OTP. OTP. OTP. I CANNOT IMPLY ENUF.

@chiffiorra x shuji. not over that fanart yet.

@kakujis x rensuke... THERE IS NO OTHER WAY TO PUT IT. BUT YOU'D MAKE HIM HSI BEST SELF.

@fuyuluvr X SHION x chifuyu... IDK BRO IDK... ITs MY OTP

@ukiiyos x KAISERRRRR! EMPEROR NEEDS HIS EMPRESS.

@urgemii X OLIVER. gemi can tame him and put a leash on him!

@kagayguri x sugawara.... TEH PARENTT COUPLEEE. PERIOD.

@king-of-dreamers X TOGE... <3 ESP AFTER TAHT SOMEHWEREIN TIME REDRAW... <3

@cinnarol x nagi. i know atsushi exists but nagi >

@deliqwuette X LEON. MY HOT COUPLE GOALS. COUPLE GOALS.

@bakerysnake X ALEX!!!!!!!!! UWUWUW BABIES &lt;3

@jogeto X MILES. you both are very adorable and should date.

@chibishae34 x kenyuuuuuu !!!!!! the fall couple vibes so strong and beautiful.

@sugurini x bangs guys 😘

@imlevis x iwazumi. IT WAS A TOUGH CHOICE betwen levi and iwazumi and iwazumi won by a bit.

@nanamikentoseyebags x nanami. i don't even wanna explain.

@suckonlimes x sanzuuu!!!!!!! MY BONNIE CLYDE OTP.

@kailali X shujiiiii !!! I CANT TELL WHO IS INSTIGATING WHOM ATP.

@benkeibear X MAHITO. RHY KNOWS.

@humanitys-strongest-bamf X LEVI. MY KATVI AGENDA.

@blackfire2013 x Kazutora.. its perfect okay <3.

@littleoanh x geto... plS hot couple alert.

@sixpennydame x levi. there is no other way <3

@vagabond-umlaut x sukunaaaa!! i know scandalous. but baby i like him w you out of all your babies.

@avid-idiot x shidou. NESAAAAA and SHIDOUUU ARE TEH RACOONS INMY BACKYARD.

@garoujo x nagi. MY OLDEST OTP. &lt;3

@awkwardchick87 X VASH <3. PLEASE I LOVE YORU SELFHSIP SMMMMMMM AWKS.

@seehaven x REO ! (only bec chloe is inviitng me to teh rich boy's partyyy /j) THE KISS HAD ME SWOONED FORYOU BOTH.

@truegoist x rin... rin is the pettiest w atlas so yes.

@okkotsuus x sae... you haet him i ship ypou two stillll <////333

@sin-and-punishment X SHUJI <3. I AM BEING NICE.

@linpunny x taiju! i saw his appeal bec of you dessy. YOU BRING OUT TEH BEST IN HIM.

@princessatoru x BACHIRAA (AMIRA THAT FABART. HOTTEST BABUES FOR SURE)

#I AM SURE THERE ARE MOREEE MOOTIES I HAVE TO SHIPPP BUTTT UNTIL THEN <//3 #these are someof my otpsss!!!! #ALSO I EXHAUSTED MY LIMIT FOR THSI ASK... #SO APOLIGIES IF I DINT MENTION YOU <//3 TUMLR WOULDNT LET ME TYPEEE MORE

[pupphe-additions]

✴Jamie's Relationship With BTS✴

Jamie x RM

Quote: “We cannot become what we want by remaining what we are.” Dynamic: Fatherly Love

RM’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “Father Joonie”

Jamie says that RM is very protective of him and he’s always babied him.

Jamie says that RM is like Ametrine, which is a crystal that’s a combination of both amethyst and citrine. The younger idol has hand made RM a necklace with the gem but hasn’t gotten around to gifting it to him yet.

Jamie says that they are both really clumsy and when they are together it’s a mess.

Jamie finds RM to be really goofy but admits they aren’t close. 

Jamie says that RM gives him a lot of advice and that RM keeps his head on his shoulders.

Jamie admits that sometimes he will send RM memes when he doesn’t know what to say to the older idol.

RM was the first idol that Jamie ever met even before becoming a trainee.

Jamie admits that RM is a big reason why he auditioned to an agency to begin with, he finds RM to be very cool.

Jamie likes to make RM gifts but he’s always too afraid to give them to him so he just has a little box full of handmade goodies to eventually give the older idol.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x Jin

Quote: “The most beautiful thing you can wear is confidence.” Dynamic: Motherly Love

Jin’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “Mother Jinnie”

Jin is known to scold Jamie if he is late for anything and he finds out.

Jamie says that sometimes Jin feels more like a mother figure than a father figure.

Jin and Jamie have eaten together a few times and Jin always makes sure that Jamie eats as much as he wants.

Jin has offered to help Jamie become a better actor.

Jamie says that Jin is like Golden Calcite and he has made the idol a bracelet using the stone, Jin wears it often.

Jamie has given Jin an alpaca plush and in return Jin has given Jamie a racoon plush.

Jamie and Jin send each other food pictures most of the time when they talk to show each other what they are eating that day.

They share dad jokes with one another and always laugh over them.

Jin always treats Jamie with kindness and he sort of took Jamie under his wing when he joined Hybe.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x Suga

Quote: “I can do anything I set my mind to” Dynamic: Golden Retriever X Black Cat

Suga’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “Agust Kitty”

Jamie said that when he first met Suga he almost cried because he’s always looked up to Suga as a role model.

Jamie says he wants to be a great producer like Suga one day.

Suga shows extreme gentleness and kindness toward Jamie, and Suga has said he sees a bit of himself in Jamie.

Jamie says he’d really like to do a song with Suga in the future and he would love to work with Suga on a big project if he could.

Jamie says that Suga is like Fluorite and has gifted Suga multiple pieces of Fluorite like a handmade necklace and a handmade bracelet as well that matches it.

Suga enjoys when Jamie sends him pictures of his cats so Jamie does that often. In fact most of their messages are just the two of them sending pictures back and forth.

Suga is extremely protective of Jamie and constantly checks up on the younger idol even though they aren’t the closest.

Suga teases Jamie sometimes because of how shy Jamie is around him, he finds it cute and endearing.

Jamie says that Suga is one of his biggest inspirations as an artist and it’s an honor to know him.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x J-Hope

Quote: “When you focus on the good, the good gets better.” Dynamic: Sunshine Duo

J-Hope’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “Sunshine Hobi”

Jamie and J-Hope are both sunshines and always make each other smile and laugh.

J-Hope says that he has a big soft spot in his heart for Jamie and that he wants to get to know him better.

Jamie says that J-Hope is like Green Jade and he hasn’t gifted him any yet but would like to, he just hasn’t had the chance to yet.

Jamie says that he wants to dance with J-Hope on a stage if he can as he feels he could learn a lot from him.

Jamie says that when he first met J-Hope he was extremely anxious and afraid of what the older idol would think of him and was on his best behavior.

Jamie finds J-Hope very charming and outgoing but he gets nervous around him for some reason.

J-Hope and Jamie don’t talk a lot through messages so they aren’t that close, but both have said they’d like to be closer friends.

J-Hope says he sees a lot of potential in Jamie and hopes to see him thrive as an idol.

Jamie enjoys when J-Hope messages him first because it makes Jamie feel less awkward.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x Jimin

Quote: “People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.” Dynamic: Golden Retriever x Calico Cat

Jimin’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “My Calico Cat”

Jamie loves watching Jimin perform and he finds Jimin’s dancing to be captivating.

Jamie thinks that Jimin is really beautiful inside and out and he’s always afraid to message him first.

Jamie says that Jimin is like Hematite and he’s given Jimin the stone and a handmade necklace with it as well. Jimin says it’s something he cherishes and he doesn’t really take it off often.

Jimin has a habit of asking if Jamie has eaten if he hasn’t Jimin urges him to eat when he can, Jamie also does the same to him.

Jamie has stated that Jimin likes to tease him a lot.

Jimin calls Jamie a puppy and says that he can be clingy when he feels scared or nervous.

Jamie and Jiimin don’t message each other a lot unless it’s in the group chat.

Jamie wants to learn to dance as beautifully as Jimin and will often push himself when it comes to dancing as he knows he can do better.

Jimin always listens to Jamie if he needs to rant or vent about anything.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x V

Quote: “I like you because you’re weird like me.” Dynamic: Yapps, Yapps More

V’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “#1 Handsome Man”

Jamie says that V makes him flustered because he finds V to be very charming and handsome.

Jamie says that V is like Moss Agate and he’s made V a handmade necklace using Moss Agate that the older idol adores with his whole heart.

V gives Jamie advice when he can and has told the younger idol if he needs anything he can come to BTS for anything.

V is protective of Jamie and he says that he sees Jamie as a little brother and he wants to see him thrive.

V and Jamie tend to feed off of each other’s energies so they can get a bit wild when together.

Jamie likes to send V any cool photos he takes and see what the other idol will rate it out of ten.

Jamie sends any pictures of himself to the group chat before posting them to get their opinions.

V always checks up on Jamie to make sure he’s taking care of himself.

Jamie would like to work with V one day if he is allowed to.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

Jamie x Jungkook

Quote: “You’re my favorite place to go to when my mind searches for peace.” Dynamic: Hidden Gem Friendship/Lowkey Besties

Jungkook’s contact in Jamie’s phone is “Best Kookie”

Jamie is closest to the maknae line as they are all in a group chat together created by Jungkook, out of all the members of BTS Jungkook is who Jamie is closest to.

Jungkook is extremely protective of Jamie and he has stood up for the younger idol a few times already.

Jamie and Jungkook play games together from time to time.

Jamie says that Jungkook is like Red Jasper and he has given the idol the stone twice. Jamie says he hasn’t made him any jewelry yet but he wants to make Jungkook a Red Jasper ring or bracelet when he has the chance to.

Jamie goes to Jungkook the most out of all the other BTS members for advice.

Jungkook checks up on Jamie often and will go out of his way to make sure he’s okay.

Jamie says that he talks to Jungkook the most and that if it wasn’t for Jungkook Jamie likely wouldn’t be close with any of BTS.

Jamie wants to rap on a song with Jungkook.

Jamie enjoys cracking jokes with Jungkook and Jungkook says he can see Jamie going far as an idol all he has to do is believe in himself.

#pupphe #pupphe additions #pupphe jamie #jamie dynamics #jamie w bts #kpop addition #enhypen addition #enhypen added member #enhypen 8th member #enhypen male additional member #kpop oc #fictional kpop oc #fake kpop idol #fake kpop community #kpop male oc #kpop male addition #kpop additional member #kpop au #fake kpop oc #bts #bts rm #bts jin #bts suga #bts jhope #bts jimin #bts v #bts jungkook

[zzoguri]

all of moni's loves

in here, i like to mention some of my mutuals who i absolutely adore. i hope you could take some time to check them out. (if i haven't listed a personal favorite, that means i'm still getting around to checking your works! please be patient! )

➵ ally (@winterchimez) ❄️ m.list personal favorite: beast in the beauty

➵ bar (@sohnric) 📟 m.list personal favorite: sweet like candy

➵ beam (@sungbeam) 💫 m.list personal favorites: party people, and the entirety of the love in unity series

➵ cat (@wuahae) 🍮 m.list personal favorite: gravity (is the distance between you and me)

➵ cece (@ceebit) 🦅 m.list personal favorite: this jacob drabble... (nsfw)

➵ clo (@cloverdaisies) 🍀 m.list

➵ daisy (@daisyvisions) ✨ m.list personal favorite: screw it in tight (nsfw)

➵ dal (@hongyangi) 🍯 m.list personal favorite: see for yourself (nsfw)

➵ dora (@littleroaes) 🥀 m.list personal favorite: boys in cat's clothing

➵ fawn (@juyeonszn) ☕ m.list personal favorites: nectar, blah blah, there's no escape (you've taken tenure in my heart), & cyber sex (all nsfw)

➵ fleur (@sunfleursgarden) 🪷 m.list

➵ ipah (@i520cm) 🐿️ m.list personal favorites: wedding delicacies & racoon ramen

➵ j (@justalildumpling) 🍒 m.list

➵ k (@deobienthusiast) 🌲 m.list personal favorite: this christmas

➵ mae (@sureogi) 🍓 m.list

➵ matty (@stealanity) 🎐 m.list personal favorite: easier

➵ maya (@kimsohn) 🎧 m.list personal favorite: 10:21 pm

➵ mona (@invuwrld) 🪴 m.list personal favorite: dive

➵ peony (@hyungseos-cafe) 🌻 m.list

➵ reese (@itsbeeble) ☄️ m.list personal favorite: no bitches?

➵ rhea (@chrrybbomb) 🧶 m.list

➵ sana (@heemingyu) 🥞 m.list personal favorite: rainy days

➵ shawna (@wavesmp3) 🍃 m.list personal favorites: the sea is yours to take and are you happy?

➵ vae (@hcuyk) 🍂 m.list personal favorites: kidult and headline

➵ yumi (@cupidjyu) 💘 m.list personal favorites: warmy (& secretly), one point off, win over your heart (goal!), and clair de lune

if you ever want your emoji changed, let me know!

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permanent tag list: @winterchimez @miusgirl @jenoscafe @sweet-unicorn-world @mosviqu @vernyangel @stealanity @deobi0412 @blue-rainydays @maessseongs

#all my loves #send an ask to be part of the taglist!

[colorfulbibliostack]

J+R

This piece was made after the dramatic breakup of my never-ending situationship. Made from ephemera from the relationship, a crayon-wax seal, racoon finger bones and claw, one of my baby teeth, peridot pieces, and plastic gems, acrylic paint, and modpodge on canvas board.

#dark academia #art #3d collage #collage #mixed media #love #corvidcore #fake gore #jr art