joke based on a fun convo i had with @eat-youryoung who pointed out a neat little detail about volo’s hand gesture in one of his official card art, which is mirrored in this fanart.
you can find our full convo below! ^^ (plus individual pics of the icons used above)
Summer King Chronicles - Sverin AMV/Animation Meme I don't know if I'll ever finish. Did this in like 3 days straight bc the demons consumed me but it's been a few months + the video file kinda broke so..
Finished some chibi art of my lil guy Silas! One with the background and one without, if this works correctly. The 10 of Diamonds part on the first photo is from the Hellbent Casino CRP, so go check it out! It’s pretty cool!
Something I've suddenly remembered: There are unlicensed musical bump and go toys which have water fountains. The toys can resemble boats, swans, trains, or they can be bootlegs based on fictional characters.
I only recall seeing one that was based on a fictional character. It was a plastic figure based on Huba from Monster Hunt, and it had a window on the front where you could see water fountains inside, and it lit up while playing music.
my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him
ANOTHER POEM
Jonathan Caswell
SUMMERING BRINGS GUYS CHEER,
SHE’S NEARLY NAKED HERE….
SMOOTH VIBRANT SKIN
SURE TAKES ONE IN,
BABE, CAN I BUY YOU A BEER?
–
JONATHAN CASWELL
BUT COOL, GIRL, REALLY COOL!
So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.