Come on, Malleus, have some pity, this boy’s only way of dealing with attraction is probably something along the lines of “have a mental breakdown screaming into a fireplace, then fall unconscious”.
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Draco: Neville, I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity
Harry: Wait, this isn’t like the time you got another toad, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?
Neville: ...
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Family photo
Bonus: The family cat that I couldn't fit in
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Having Izzy and Lucius be my two favorite characters is so weird sometimes. Like. They’re literally polar opposites. Yet they have weirdly similar gay vibes and I don’t know why. I saw a post that I can’t for the life of me find that said something along the lines of “Lucius embodies all of Izzy’s insecurities” and I’m like yes, that’s the dynamic I need in my life. Izzy isn’t good with emotions and true vulnerability, while that’s Lucius’s entire wheelhouse. Izzy gets insecure, snappy, and defensive when his authority is questioned while Lucius is composed, calm, collected and clever when Izzy challenges him. Izzy is desensitized and casual about violence while Lucius is incredibly put off by it. Lucius has found love and companionship with Pete but Izzy is struggling to hold onto what little he has left of Edward. Lucius is comfortable and confident in his sexuality while Izzy seems to struggle to realize the full extent of his and/or is uncomfortable with it.
They can bond over their missing limbs. And they’re both good at the “sword stuff.” In their own ways
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I've been searching for an answer, but I ain't found one
I've been known to tear shit up and go off like a gun
I've been drinking way too much, but now I think I'm done
FUCK THIS SHIT, LET’S START A RIOT!
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