[3 images. A man cooking in a kitchen preparing food. Captions: The Angel of Death is passing by... and he's very large. You feel how cold it is?]
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[A car driving on a road. Caption: It's time to go to sleep.]
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Can't you at least post normal DDD scenes FOR ONCE?!
[GIF: A close up of a light. Caption: 1937-40.]
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[3 images. A person standing next to a fireplace. A man standing in front of it. A group of people standing in a room. Captions: The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.]
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shawty what am i assigned as
[GIF: A hand holding a half eaten sandwich. Caption: Mistress of the house.]
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[3 images. A close up of a person holding a plant. A person and a pan of food on a table. A close up of food. Captions: The truth is rarely pure and never simple. You can never be overdressed or overeducated. A good friend will always stab you in the front.]
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[3 images. A man standing in a kitchen preparing food. A woman smiling for the camera. A man smiling for the camera. Captions: A mother was only as happy as her most unhappy child. Cinnamon is not a controlled substance. There are always Uncles at Christmas.]
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[3 images. Text. A person sitting in a car. A piece of luggage sitting on top of a car. Captions: S'il vous plaît. When you dream about your wedding dress, what is it that you dream?]
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[A close up of food. Caption: Changed your bloody desktop picture? I said I was sorry.]
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[Image 1: A slice of pizza. Caption: White sugar, black pepper.]
[Image 2: A bowl of food on a plate. Caption: A mess of garlic.]
[Image 3: A man standing in a kitchen. Caption: A mess of garlic.]
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[3 images. A close up of a slice of cake on a table. A man standing in a kitchen. A man cooking in a kitchen preparing food. Captions: It's not firm enough to build a snow house with. You must never use it for that.]
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[A bowl of soup. Caption: Oh, yes, Pealy. Every pop group wants a synthesizer these days]
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