#secretly simp will

[suchawrathfullamb]

'kay but I call bullshit on that "I don't find you that interesting" thing cause who the fuck even says that to a stranger? Will might be blunt and rude but that was so childish and uncalled for, I say that was overcompensation and he was already folding for the pouty lips and weird suits

#like chill bro #why u so defensive out of nowhere #secretly simp will #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

[my-castles-crumbling]

table - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 215

He takes a deep breath, trying to calm his racing heart.

You can do this, he thinks.

But even as he approaches the table, his entire body trembles a bit.

It's not his fault. Regulus is just so fucking perfect. It's intimidating.

But James is a Gryffindor, damnit. So he continues to walk forward, stopping a few feet away from the Slytherin, who is seated with his friends.

"Erm-Reg? Regulus?" He chokes out, trying to sound more confident than he feels.

Regulus turns slowly, eyes moving up and down James's face as if scanning him for his intentions. James tries to look calm and genuine. "What is it, Potter?"

"There's...there's, er- there's a Hogsmeade trip. Tomorrow." James starts, feeling like an absolute loser.

Regulus nods, lips quivering just slightly. "I've heard."

"Would you maybe go with me?" James forces out, trying to ignore the way half the Slytherin table is watching him now.

Regulus appraises him for half a second, and it is the longest half a second in James's life. Then, he smiles just slightly and says, "Yes, James. Of course I'll go."

And James breaks into a huge grin, nodding and returning to the Gryffindor table, ignoring Sirius's gagging noises and Remus and Peter's wolf-whistles.

He has a date with his boyfriend.

#i am a james potter secretly has low self confidence truther #marauders #harry potter #marauders era #fanfic #marauders fandom #harry potter marauders #regulus black kinnie #jegulus #the marauders era #marauders fic #marauders fanfiction #the marauders #marauders headcanon #james x regulus #james fleamont potter #james potter #james potter is a simp #james potter x regulus black #james and regulus #regulus arcturus black #regulus black #regulus deserved better #james loves regulus

[emjiroki]

"K-Ken, Ken fuck" you whined as he flexed his fingers around your hips and pulled you down just a little harder on his cock.

"What is it baby?" Draken cooed in an almost sickly sweet tone, "Makin' your pussy feel too good?". You couldn't think, could barely breathe as he pummeled into you, carving out a spot for himself deep inside you. It was too good, almost too much. The overstimulation bringing tears to your eyes.

"K-Kenny" you stammered, a broken moan spilling past your lips when you felt his thumb begin to rub slow edging circles around your clit, "I c-can't"

"Oh you can princess, know you can" he murmured, pressing burning barely there kisses across your collarbones, dragging out a sharp squeak when he thrust his hips up into your clenching warmth, "be my good girl and cum for me, just one more time"

#im having thoughts about him tonight #i am *secretly* a draken simp #ken ryuguji smut #draken smut #tokyo revengers smut #ken ryuguji #em talks 👄

[kaffykathy]

Sometimes I look at Lancer's core book and just think about how lacking it is in significant details for all the factions, like who is the current leaders of Union, to founders and owners of the many corporate entities.

I know that doesn't sound like exciting lore to anyone, but for Union, there's no one like the Camerons from Battletech or the Karl Franz from Warhammer Fantasy. And I can see that it was probably purposely implemented like this for the reason that these entities are bigger than the identities that lead them, and that's why when a name like Johnathan Harrison pops up along sith a small blurb of who he is, we start to realize his significance and why Harrison Armory is the way it is. He was basically a fascistic General from Seccomm that fled and made his own Union how he saw fit, and his clones still live up to his legacy to the current setting of Lancer.

At the same time, Union doesn't have any of that. There's no lore about some, or any politician of government in the Core Book at least other than the seats and chairs that they fill. The reason for this is to give the players the ability to make their own interpretations with the world, but it's really saying something when your big government super power claiming to be in a utopian golden age doesn't have a face to its actual organization.

(Side note: if anyone ever tells you that their realm is a Utopia, you should be taking that the same way that someone says that a ship is 'Unsinkable'. Sorry to burst your bubble Pilot NET, but some of you really need to read between the lines about this. Especially with how much of a bureaucratic nightmare DoJ HR is.)

I know that it's very much the case that Massif press could have done this intentionally to show in the Lancer setting that the sum is bigger and more significant than all the parts added together. The world of the setting is too big to care too much about one individual or planet without weeding in a reason why in most cases because unless you're playing a mission book like Solstice Rain, you probably wouldn't be visiting any of the planets or people brought up in the first place. But the thing is, to me, is that this really makes Lancer less lively than I think it should. When I read about the Albatross, I wanna know about their heroes and significant feats and journeys. I could just play and Albatross, but having record of the daily life at the perspective of a nomadic Lancer would have been told so much more than I think the actual descriptions give.

It's why I love the blurb of text on the Sisyphus NHP. It builds a character, tells a narrative, and humanizes this being most probably would only be used to get a better roll. It also implies how cycling actually works for an NHP and the significance to it. And from all this, we can see that Sisyphus knows that his fate is to be cycled and die over and over again. Something barely given full page and it's just text on equipment.

And yet we don't have anything like that for the bigger picture. We don't know that the leaders of Union generally feel or think about the world surrounding us. We don't have a set uniform for Union or any other of the major players. And as a person who was fascinated with historical things like what soldiers wore during the battle of waterloo, or what camo patterns did a certain tank use, I feel like it's a significant diservice to not give us official uniforms and outfits for Union.

Imagine what cultural reflections that could have impacted the clothing an officer would wear.

I don't know, Lancer really likes to skim on the actually interesting descriptions, but I still love it. It's just that it really doesn't give me enough reason to care about things like Cradle or the Solar System in its current timeline. There is a lot of telling, and not showing in the lore for me, but they don't even tell things that historical nuts like me might be interested in.

#kaffy kathy #lancer ttrpg #lancer rpg #i should sleep #sisyphus nhp #Even when I am ranting about Lancer. I am secretly simping for sisyphus NHP

[moldycrustyvoldy]

Interviewer (probably Barty): What's your type? James *sighs*: Mean, with a soft spot, hotter than his brother, looks gorgeous while threatening people, the most beautiful person in the world. Barty: What's your type? Regulus: What kind of fucking question is that? James Potter. *Cue James squealing and kicking his feet in the background*

#smashes hand on the counter #they're in love your honor #not james describing reg #then reg is like 'type?????" #what the fuck is that no no no james potter forever #reg was secretly a simp #james was a outward simp #i dont make the rules #james and regulus #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james x regulus #regulus x james #james potter #regulus black #barty crouch jr #barty #barty bitch crouch jr #hp marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders

[incrediblysillygoose]

#house mr #hate crimes md #james wilson #my contribution #lgbt #hilson #be gay #do oncology #and secretly simp for your fellow doctor ‘friend’

[vaya-writes]

WIP Wednesday

hee hee hoo hoo its thursday here in australia anyway im writing more fanfiction of @eldritch-spouse's ocs. Here's a snippet.

--

“You should consider yourself lucky that I’m still willing to associate with you. That I’m willing to do this.” 

Your head spins when he pushes your face sideways, gaining access to your throat. He kisses his way down your neck, across your shoulder. Not shy about using his teeth to punish you.  

His other hand slips below your dress. He grips the hem of your underwear and your breath hitches. As much as you enjoy leading him along, you could get used to this. Mervin's display of dominance is doing things for you. 

“I’m lowering my standards so much just to do this with you. So, you’d better hold fucking still.” 

#im sorry im simping so hard for him #i need a pride demon who secretly adores me to be mean to me #wips

[modernmanblues]

well well well would you just have a look at these old men.

#led zeppelin #john paul jones #robert plant #jimmy page #can i be honest? i’ve been secretly simping for Jim Jim again ik sickening right #but i mean just look at Jimmy here why is he so- 😭

[dear-mrs-otome]

Jude's 5th bond story:

The boy is good with his hands at least. Kate is dressed up to go to a fancy dinner party and Jude can tell that the necklace she's wearing is hurting her (he says he's good at reading people cause it's an essential skill in business negotiations) so he swaps it for another one...then he slyly mocks her for making a lewd sound and expression at his touch, before telling her in his insufferable cocky way she's looking pretty cute - and that's a product of his she's wearing so she'll make for good advertisement. 🤣

(Alright but his expression here and the way he says it, sir you know exactly what you're doing 🥵)

#spoiler #spoilers #ikemen villains spoilers #ikevil spoilers #ikevil jude #rude jude #that's his new tag #OK WE GOT ANOTHER GIFT GIVER ON OUR HANDS HERE IT'S CLEAR #but also even tho he's being a shithead most of this there's a kernel there of serial worrywart #i bet you a million dollars jude secretly wants someone to dote on #gut feeling says he'd be world's biggest simp given half the chance #if anyone gave him the slightest inkling that they'd stick with him through thick and thin #ok done rambling in tags #no wait one more thing because his kansai-ben is killing me it's cute but i am not good enough at it

[shywendigo106]

Oh my gosh another redrawn meme?! One day I’ll come up with something original again

SCP-106 is sassy and I cannot be convinced it’s not.

#scp 106 #scp fanart #scp foundation #scp 106 art #meme redraw #i’m going insane #my art lmao #idk what else to tag #im secretly a simp

[cashweasel]

Every other conversation in their dms looks like this

#😭 I know this man is tired #probably sighing heavily and praying to the gods above as he types this #but there’s nothing he can do about it #sorry but you Will assume the proper tone when speaking to the princess or there will be consequences #💀💀 #actually who’s to say he secretly doesn’t hate it gjdksksjsbh #gideon slowly starts texting like a major simp with time #meanwhile this bitch texts like a bro or the passive aggressive nice girl that secretly hates ur guts #rip #valen is a mean girl confirmed? #my ocs #valen x gideon

[heraldofcrow]

This is non-Soulsborne fandom related so don’t worry frens and colleagues, but one of the funniest things I have ever seen in fandom dramas is when a specific character is widely hated for being petulant or mean or whatever, and when the more neutral people who try to analyze or understand their motives speak out, they get expectedly attacked by the said haters of course…

But those haters sound and act exactly like the character they hate so much, especially when they start attacking the neutral analyzer bfhndj 💀💀💀

#sorry it’s just one of the funniest forms of irony #the loudest haters always sound exactly like the characters they are hating on #coincidence? likely not #this is the fandom equivalent of villains hating the hero so much because they secretly see their lost selves in them and therefore project #lol #people often say it’s because “oh they just simp secretly” but i think it’s usually either projection or #they see traits in the character that remind them of irl people that hurt them #the latter is pretty common and i think people admit to it more often #hell i’ve done that #anyway #this is just a funny fandom thing i have seen and it keeps happening like i swear i’m not insane #fandom nonsense #CrowNotes

[nicxxx5]

you know mike is the clingy boyfriend constantly bothering will for attention

“will! come look at this” “will! how does this look?” “will! i wanna cuddle, give me cuddles” “willll take a break from that painting and come hug me” “will. will. WILL.”

and will hears him but refuses to answer because he wants to get work done and tries to shove him away while hiding a smile 

#byler #byler thoughts #byler supremacy #cute byler #fluffy byler #mike wheeler #will byers #mike wheeler i know what you are #mike wheeler is a simp #mike wheeler is not straight #mike wheeler is clingy as fuck #we all know it #he just loves will so much #will byers deserves happiness #will byers deserves the world #will thinks its cute even though he acts annoyed #he secretly loves it but dont tell mike #stranger things

[multifandomshortstories]

Regulus’ favourite colour had always been Ravenclaw blue, contrary to popular belief.

Or at least it was until he knew the colour of James’ Hazel eyes. And Lily’s green.

#jegulily #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #lily evans #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #the marauders #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #regulus’ favourite colour #dead gay wizards #polyamourous #poly triad #wolfstar #regulus is secretly a simp

[pensnstars]

in desperate need of that 30 chapters 50k slow burn angst romance namor x shuri fic like give me the TENSION and the push n pull and the secret glances and the feeling of self guilt for feeling this way and protecting each other PLS SOMEONE GIVE ME ANGST

#i just need to feel that heartache bcos damn they’re beautiful #and the fluff bcos namor def a simp #shuri prolly be like: i have no time for you but then she’d secretly hope she’ll see namor in an alliance meeting #my brain the past 72 hours: namor x shuri #namor x shuri

[boxwinebaddie]

is there a reason as to why jers really did NOT like being called sweetheart?

okay, hmmm.

i think it's because he finds it...Condescending?

honey, sweetheart, angel, baby...

they're all terms of endearment, but jersey only does infearment, ergo: getting cutesy-woosty, fuzzy-wuzzy lil pet names from people, specifically adults, make him feel like you are likening him to a weak, helpless domesticated animal that's meant to submit to you, infantilizing/inferiorizing him the way you would petulant child or a blubbering baby, that you're praising him but secretly patronizing him...that you're basically belittling and looking down on him.

...when in reality, you're literally just trying to be Nice.

jersey played basketball all through high school, so he knows ALL about offense and defense, or rather:

being offensive and defensive.

like, at the grocery store, if the old checkout lady is like "do you want a bag for that, honey?" <3 kyle is like She Thinks I'm Not Strong Enough To Carry My Groceries ( aka apartment groceries that kyle is not even going to eat anyways, rip jersey's ed ) and will carry 7 huge bags to the car, huffing and puffing, cussing her out.

tldr: no matter how many times you fill the glass, jersey kyle's is always half full -- when it's not Empty -- which it usually is because again, jersey doesn't drink anything but water or red wine. he covets cynicism, thinks everyone is secretly out to get him/preying on his downfall and that no good deed goes unpunished.

more than that...jersey’s never had a Reason to be soft.

he's a machine. he doesn't know what to do with his fingers when they aren't curled around a pencil or fashioned into a fist. he doesn't think he was made to do soft things. sentimental things. to him, being gentle & loving were meant for kind people. the kind of people,

...who can love things.

and jersey does not think he can love things.

again, it's part of the jersey can't say i love you ask meme, that i think i'm just going to slowly distribute through these other ask meme answers, but i am of the belief that sixth grade pre!rm jersey either told stan he loved him and then stan died the next day or that jersey kyle was abt to tell stan he loved him and then he died...

either way...i think that traumatized the Fuck out of him.

so he was, one, never told i love you by his father...ever, doesn't think that he's meant to love things because he's a unfeeling cyborg whose only purpose in life is to Succeed, love makes you vulnerable which makes you weak which disgusts him. but mainly: he'd stopped believing in love full stop after he lost his stanley marsh...

...but now his stanely marsh is back.

and kyle's whole world is in color again.

once jerseykyle and ravenstan start dating, and even, i think, during the period of time when kyle thinks he has a crush on raven of c.d., finds that his heart, which was hard for so long...is softening. he had no reason to be kind or gentle, but now...wants to be soft and gentle.

for stan.

( he is very touch tank by quinnie coded )

like kyle doesn't care about other people or how they're handled or mishandled, but if stan even frowns, kyle is like cracking his knuckles and looking around before checking on him in the cute gentle ky vc.

someone asked me if kyle's ptsd goes after after he gets stan back, and yes...and no. it gets better, tbh i think taking the clozapine actually made his psychosis worse so when he got off that things were better, but getting stan back unlocked a new fear which is...

that constantly in danger of losing stan again.

so sometimes in the middle of the night if stan gets up to get a glass of water or pick up more cat food for curb, if kyle wakes up and sees stan not there, it'll trigger like a full blown panic attack where he's like "ohgodohgodohgod!! none of this was Real i just fucking hallucinated stan, this whole thing was a lie, stan is gone, stan is dead!! sTAN???"

and thinks he imagined the whole thing/stan is GONE again, start like yelling his name, freaking the fuck out, totally breaking down and stan just comes out of the kitchen w/ his glass and then immediately drops it and runs over like "ky, did you think i was gone again? :(" like putting a blanket over him and holding his face and giving him one million thousand kisses like "shhshhshh it's okay, calmate, cariño. </3 i’m here. i'm not going anywhere. you're safe. go back to sleep...

I Would Never Leave You."

wHICH! V SICK N TWISTED THAT STAN LEFT!! DURING THE RAVESEY DIVORCE!!! KYLES ONE TRUE FEAR!!!!!!

KILL ME

but we are not going to be miserable this ask meme!

we are going to be lovely and kind because that's how kyle is when him and stan start dating like...WHEN I TELL YOU NO ONE HAS LOVED ANYONE MORE THAN JERSEY LOVES RAVEN!!!!!

like nobody! No! ONE! NO!!!! ONE!!!!

like idc idc idc if he can't say i love you, he has trauma, and the literal trauma of losing stan is a large reason why he can't say it, but also the reason why kyle is so Attached to stan when they're dating is bc when kyle thought stan was dead he thought that he was gone forever...so now he's committed to spend every second with stan like it's his last and spend his life loving him.

ugh, i just...kyle would do ANYTHING for stan.

like he's so sweet and soft in a way he isn't with Anyone.

when stan was getting sober from alcohol and he was throwing up nonstop, fucking crying and dying with his matted hair sticking to his forehead from how much he was sweating/how feverish he was, literally shaking, so fucking miserable w/ his face pressed into the toilet seat like "kyle, i can't fucking do this. i'm not strong enough. i feel like i'm going to die. i can't i can't i CANT." :((( kyle was just like gently gliding his thumb over stan's cheek like "you can do this. you survived so much more than this. i know it hurts now, but i'm here. and i will be with you every step of the way." and kisses his forehead.

and when i tell you kyle's fear of contamination and his intense ocd has him washing his hands and spraying you with bear mace if you even breathe near him, it doesn't matter when it's stan. like he loves and cares about stan so much that he does not give a shit what happens to him or weird fluids or being sick and i'm...AAAAAAAA!

or like omg, speaking of stan getting sober, those first couple of concerts after stan stops drinking and has to do raven things or preform in front of thousands of people, he used to do shots and have to drink a lot to be comfortable out there, so he has huge panic attacks sober. and kyle just reassures him from off stage and squeezes his hand, blows a kiss & sticks his tongue out.

FR EVEN HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS!!! bebe and tweek and kenny and craig and marj and jimmy are all on the couch and kyle and is like "baby, will you find the colander in the kitchen please?" and stan is like *squints in dyslexia* but is like "okay, be right back" but then kyle is like "wait you forgot something" and gives stan a little kiss AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "wAit yOu fOrgOt SoMEthiNg" and kyle is like "yEAH HAHAAHA REAL FUNNY ASSHOLES!!!! ITS GONNA BE REAL HARD TO LAUGH W/ YA TEETH ON THE FLOO--"

but stops midword bc stan makes a tiny whining sound like "kyyyy? i'm so sorry, but i can't find it." and kyle's face immediately softens and he's like "stan, what did i say about apoloizin' when you don't need to? i’ll be right there, sweetheart. <3" and everyones like i'LL bE RiGh-- and kyles like “tRY IT AGAIN, IDIOTS!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS SEE--oh god, stan, don't cry!" :'c *races over*

girls, gays and theys!!! my sons are in LOOOVEEE!!! ;-;;;;

but yeah, no, when ravesey starts #hating, kyle calls stan sweetheart like alllll the time, all the little cutesy-wutzy, fuzzy-fuzzy nicknames that he claimed to hate because stan just makes his heart so warm. also jersey kyle saying "baby" in the jersey accent??? like saying sweetheart, baby, honey...I KNOW IT SOUNDS CUTE!!!

( ky does also call ravenstan zeeskeit and stan does call jersey mi sabelotodo like in his letter, btw xx )

okay, last thing, is that honestly learning how to love things and being vulnerable and soft is how he realized he wanted to be a guidance counsellor and provide support to kids like him who didn't have it growing up/being gentle with them and patient and nurturing.

the post!rm soft kyle psychology major/elem guidance counsellor era is my faaav like his character development is CRAZY!!

my comfort television shows are say yes to the dress and masterchef (which means that kyle's favorite comfort tv shows are them) and kyle is so gordon ramsey coded in that with all the adults he's screaming at them, calling them worthless and idiot sandwiches, but with kids he just like kneels all the way down and speaks sweetly to them and is like "i'm not leaving until you laugh" <3

like i think a little girl is in there one time ( i think it might be nova, who is the ravesey kid bc i had them adopt one of kyle's troubled guidance counsellor children...also she looks like this, yes i made her look like havana rose liu because i'm obsessed with her. she's a qt )

but yes, so a little girl starts crying in kyle's office and he's like patting her on the back like "it's okay to cry. don't be embarrassed -- look." then pulls out his phone and points to his lock screen and its stan in a black cd tee-shirt with all the tattoos and piercings and eyeliner in like a pair of ripped skinny jeans and the combat boots.

then jers is like "okay, so this is my boyfriend. and he cries alllll the time. over very silly things." and is like "like, the otha day we were goin' to the store and he saw this tiny little dog, even tinier than you, and she was wearin' this pink sweater and he started crying...bc he thought she was cute. like full waterworks, everything." and the little girl starts laughing and he's like "there we go! c': see, it's all gonna to be okay, my friend. take a piece of candy on your way out. see you later." and fist bumps her bUT SHE HUGS HIM AND HE'S LIKE AAA

anyways...actual angel jersey kyle...my beloved.

-uncle nina, who is leaking out of her eyeballs

#i am the jersey kyle being the softest person in rm secretly agenda #i will always be in the trenches for jersey i love him so bad #no one has loved anyone as fiercely or endlessly #than jersey loves raven like jersey kyle is a SIMP #its v unserious like i love when goth boot stan is like my feet hurt and kyles like stan i told u not to wear those and carries him anyways #like smh...does anyone hear a whip cracking #but no kyle jut doesnt like pet names bc he thinks ur looking down on him bc his brain is all hardwired for attack #but when him and stan start dating he just gets really soft and gentle and loving and idk hes really nice to little kids #its so nice i love u kyle hes so cute #i know that little girl hugged him and he sat in his office smiling for a long time and texted stan like AAAA STAN GUESS WHAT AWWW #anyways they are gay! move along! #sorry this is kind of written insanely i am very tired have like 145 asks and i am busy at work so if its spelled or worded weird #thats just the way its gotta be guys i'm sorry #my fav thing is ky verbally evsicerating someone like stopping to kiss stan on the cheek AND THEN GOING BACK LMAOO #“LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT AHOLE I AM GOING TO” “hi baby <33 i missed you” “AND ANOTHER THING BITCH!!!” #he is my hero lol #MY BABY MY BABY MY BAAAABY ;-; #stan on the kitchen counter while kyle cooks and hes like stan get off the counter get the fuc--baby will you please get off the counter? #like ur so cute ur distracting me ( but like totally lets him stay and feeds him all the little veggies n stands between his legs ) #they are so cute i am fucking sick