#shadowhunters humor

[herondaleminds]

Will the biggest Carstairs stan since 1873

#will herondale #james herondale #lucie herondale #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tales from the shadowhunter academy #the last hours #chain of gold #chain of iron #chain of thorns #herondale family #carstairs family #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tsc memes #cassandra clare #I do not know if this is funny #take it with humor

[lilychxn]

my silliest fun fact is that the Byron poem inscribed in Cordelia’s globe necklace is from an incest poem Byron wrote to his half-sister. Judith Lewis WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!

#you’re my sister he said finally #my sister my blood my family #i should want to protect you #he laughed soundlessly and without any humor #to protect you from the sort of boys #who want to do with you #exactly what i want to do #god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers #cassandra clare #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #shadowhunters #the last hours #tlh #cordelia carstairs #james herondale #herondaisy #lord byron

[julescarstairs]

Just to confirm: we all agree that this cannot be the only reason Kit broke up with Hazel, right?

#as humorous as it is I feel like there’s a lot more depth to it than that #sobh #secrets of blackthorn hall #the dark artifices #julian blackthorn #the shadowhunter chronicles #emma carstairs #blackstairs #mark blackthorn #cristina rosales #ty blackthorn #tavvy blackthorn #thedarkartifices #tda #kit herondale #lady midnight #lord of shadows #kieran kingson #dru blackthorn #the wicked powers #shadowhunters

[drusilla-carstairs]

Cordelia: I’m in love with your best friend.

Matthew: You’re in love with Thomas? The gay man?

Cordelia: No, the one that’s like your brother.

Matthew: Charles? Charles.

Cordelia: No, that’s a Fairchild-

Matthew: Oh, I’m a Fairchild. You’re in love with me? Me!

Cordelia: I’m in love with James.

Matthew: My best friend?

#anyway this is how paris should have gone #the fact that fairstairs was even humored. I have to laugh. #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tlh #the last hours #chain of thorns #chot spoilers #cot spoilers #matthew fairchild #cordelia carstairs #james herondale #jordelia #btw I’m setting up my queue tonight so posts will be back on

[haltthewfairchild]

Trust, Jace Herondale would love Rover by Kai

#cassandra clare #the shadowhunter chronicles #jace herondale #matthew fairchild #the mortal instruments #kai exo #bookish #bookish humor

[ivypapercutsxo]

@signcfthetiimes | You Choose!

Location: ROSES RINK

"I'm pretty sure my friends hate me." Alec muttered as he crossed his arms against his chest. Why did they think his six foot something ass would want to be at a roller rink? this just looked even more dangerous than killing demons, at least the demons were something he was used to. after getting his memories back and finding out that he was a Shadowhunter, he felt like the mundane life he was living was just that, mundane. "So, what are the odds that I put myself out on that roller rink and I die? I just want to know so I can write my will on a napkin write quick."

#it's like a million little papercuts: alexander lightwood: shadowhunters #death tw #dark humor tw #demons tw #fighting tw

[okayclaryfray]

Blackthorn eye color

I just realized Jesse Blackthorn has green eyes, Lucie Herondale has blue eyes, and then the other generations of Blackthorns that follow them, have blue - green eyes. I find it soo cute and nice for some reason 💖

#shadowhunters #ik this is random lol #julian blackthorn #lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #tsc #books and reading #books #the dark artifices #original post #emma carstairs #tmi gang #lord of shadows #opinion #what do you think? #does this even make sense #ignore some of the random tags #meme humor #memesdaily #lol memes

[cityofdownwardspirals]

My top 5 moments(at the moment) from the TV show Shadowhunters that make me laugh in no particular order:

1. Simon saying "I just assume that pretty much everyone has slept with Jace at this point. It's only a matter time before I sleep with him myself." No explanation needed here.

2. When Clary and Alec show up at Iris's house and she asks them if they are dating. Alec's offended expression always cracks me up.

3. Jace not being able to lie because of the Allience Rune and rambling about how great of a guy Simon is.

4. All the scenes of Malec breaking into Lorenzo's apartment and their facial expressions.

5. When Izzy and Jace talk about Clary and Izzy is like "Made some food for her but she didn't want to eat it" and Jace being like "Can you blame her?" Also on that same note when Alec cooked that stew when Maryse visited and Magnus literally had to use magic to make it edible. So generally everything that involves a Lightwood cooking.

#shadowhunters #shadowhunter humor #alec lightwood #magnus bane #simon lewis #jace herondale #clary fray #cassandra clare

[omgserafinablog]

young Jocelyn Fairchild & Valentine Morgenstern🖤💔

You just need to listen to your best friends (Madeleine)😅

#the circle of raziel #the secret treasons #valentine morgenstern #circle humor #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters #jocelyn fray #jocelyn fairchild #cassandra clare #cassandra jean

[damerid]

That is how the eye-rolling champions look like 😆

#shadowhunters #humor

[picturebird]

Some Asexual/Aromantic Reminders for Fandom

1. There is no justification for thinking “I like this character better when they’re not aro/ ace.”

Aces/aros aren’t better when they’re allos.

Gays aren’t better when they’re straight.

What that really says: “I don’t like asexuality. I don’t like aromantics.” No matter how you dress it up.

I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain why this is wrong. No character is better when you make them less special.

2. Saying “asexuals can have sex” is a huge oversimplification. When aces have sex it doesn’t make them allosexual, they don’t feel the same things. It doesn’t mean they even enjoy sex. It doesn’t mean they can have sex with a partner. It doesn’t mean they can do it more than once. And it doesn’t mean they have “fixed” themselves and can now love properly.

When bisexuals have sex with someone of the opposite gender it doesn’t make them straight. It doesn’t mean they “fixed” their homosexuality.

3. Erasure can happen in cannon and head cannon. You don’t have to be a professional to participate in it. When social media is flooded with images of an asexual character in sexual situations with no acknowledgement of asexuality, it’s impossible to see the asexuality through it. Maybe it’s not erased, it’s buried in an avalanche.

4. I can name five canonical Aro or Ace characters. The rest are allosexual. In every movie, book, tv show, and comic that’s ever been written. Throughout all of time.

Sherlock Holmes (original novels) who is constantly paired non platonically with Irene Adler or John Watson in his incarnations. No hate on those ships, just pointing out an example.

SpongeBob SquarePants who is asexual because real life sea sponges are asexual.

Rafael Santiago (Shadowhunter Chronicles) who was portrayed in the books as cold and indifferent to people’s feelings.

Isaac (Heartstopper) whose entire story is about being Asexual.

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) who actually has a personality, a backstory, goals outside of being accepted as asexual, a dynamic story arc, and complex relationships with friends/enemies that are actually fun to watch. Honestly the best ace/aro rep I’ve ever seen: a guy with no interest in sex who actually has a sense of humor!

When the ratio is a million: 5, it’s not ridiculous for aces and aros to ask people to ship someone else as allosexual. Literally anyone else. This can’t possibly be the only option.

5. Creators have a history of not defending asexual/aromantic characters. They don’t fight to make sure people respect their sexuality. It’s always better for business and social media trends to encourage shipping. Sex sells. Romance too. They may be the authority on a character, that doesn’t mean they’re an authority on aces/aros.

6. You can’t show a visual of someone being asexual or aromantic. Not in the same way you can show two girls kissing or men getting married. You can show platonic relationships, but that doesn’t prove the absence of attraction. All fan art with ace/aro people requires context. It’s not hard to scribble a note here or put in a tag or something. It’s also super sweet to see in a post.

7. Shipping and fandom should be about fun. Fun for everyone. Ship freely and kindly.

#asexuality #aromantic #Alastor #hazbin alastor #Hazbin hotel #sherlock holmes #Rafael Santiago #isaac heartstopper #heartstopper #spongebon squarepants #shipping #fandom #Sherlock #the shadowhunter chronicles

[hanelizabeth]

Hi! 👋

I’m an illustrator, bookworm and reptile enthusiast from the UK, who is just slightly obsessed with demon fighting humans born with angel blood. In other words, shadowhunters and all things ‘the shadowhunter chronicles’ written by @cassandraclare

This page is filled primarily with my fun, humorous (and sometimes sweet and wholesome) illustrations inspired by the books and characters.

Please feel free to send me illustration suggestions, chat about all things shadowhunters (especially the last hours - this trilogy has such a special place in my heart) and also check out my redbubble which I regularly update with my designs.

Thank you so much for your support!

Hannah 🦎

Work with me - [email protected]

Follow me on instagram - @/illustratinghan

#cassandra clare #artists on tumblr #shadowhunters #digital artist #tsc #cartoon #the shadowhunter chronicles #drawing #tlh #twp #the last hours #the wicked powers #redbubble #shop small #small artist

[alexanderlightweight]

Hey lumine! I hope all is well and that you're getting over the post-plague funk- I know being sick is the absolute worst.

If you happen to be taking prompts today (and totally cool if not!) I would love to see if you're interested in tangling with a continuation of either the bitter trap of truth or the craft of adoration.

For the first one, I ADORE the way Cat and Ragnor in your last piece were observing Alec so casually giving priceless nephilim intelligence to them while so clearly displaying his trust in Magnus alskjfda;lsdfjasdfadsf. so good and happy and all my favorite things with Alec happily surrendering to Magnus and being his BAMF-y self while doing so and even the utter delight of outside POV!

For the second, if that AU floats your fancy higher, my brain is just utterly stuck on that line where Magnus asks Alec to come to him at dawn because he wants his people to see Alec coming to his call, coming to heel if you will. I would be drowning in glee (to continue the watery metaphors) to see how your wonderful imagination would envision that scene occurring and what Magnus (and Magnus' people!) would think of Alec acquiescing to Magnus' request.

Hope you feel better!

the prompts themselves are compliments and incredible sweet s thank you Laws!

I realize it was a different day that this was sent but I dont remember which day and tbh, today is a good day! Mostly over the cold and my leg is finally aching less enough to think.

no outsider pov in this one, but a bit more of cat and ragnor and the magnificent team immortal because i love them and they need to be more heavily involved in this fic for a variety of reasons.

need to take @saryn-prime to a health appointment and then i'll be back to settle in and write more.

i ened up really feeling the bitter trap of truth today and its been on my mind for days and my fingers have been aching to write it. hope you enjoy and are doing well!

<3 lumine

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It’s past noon when Magnus’ wards flare and he leaves Alexander where he is, splayed out across the bed and face burrowed into a pillow. It’s been enough time that Catarina and Ragnor’s visit can only mean one thing.

Magnus will finally have his answer.

If he was wise to trust Alexander or if his boy has so easily betrayed him.

Alexander won’t face punishment from the warlocks.

Even if he’s played them, it’s one of his own people who have died and Magnus already knows that the Clave won’t punish him for it. If anything, they’ll reward him for ensuring that

But Magnus’ heart will still ache at being tricked.

Neither of his dear companions are in his apothecary, instead they are practically relaxed. Well, as relaxed as they can be when exhaustion haunts their visage. Catarina is splayed out on the sofa and Ragnor has nearly melted into his favorite armchair, pipe puffing peacefully away as Catarina summons three drinks.

“A toast!” She offers and her soft smile nearly breaks Magnus.

She wouldn’t be smiling or toasting if she brought ill news.

“It worked?” He asks, even thought he knows it has to have. But years of agonizing betrayal make him ask, he has to know.

“It’s as if she were never ill.” Catarina confirms and her eyes gleam with mocking humor. “I’ve never seen someone so mortified and furious to be saved.”

“It should also be noted that she’s of a much lower rank than your shadowhunter.” Ragnor gives a quiet sigh and blows out a ring of smoke. “I rather doubt she even knew what the poison would do beyond killing her and striking a blow to the downworld. She seemed utterly shocked that we managed to find an antidote.”

“Did you tell them how we managed?”

“And risk them finding even more obscure poisons?” Cat laughs and shakes her head. “No, let them think I somehow found an antidote. If they knew the treasure trove of willing information your boy is, well…”

She trails off with an apologetic shrug and Magnus just nods. Cat’s not wrong. If anything, she’s being generous with how delicate she’s being. It also means that Magnus is going to have to be very careful with who he shares information about Alec with.

The Council would no doubt want to interrogate him for all the answers he would be able to give, but Magnus would rather play the long game. Alexander is unique, in more ways than one and while he doubts that his hunter would dare lie before the Elders, he also doesn’t want more attention drawn to him.

Not before Magnus is completely sure.

Magnus’ heart has been wounded too many times for this one action to convince him, but it has done what he hoped.

Catarina and Ragnor are both now willing to give Alexander a chance, a real chance and that is worth more to Magnus than anything else.

— Alec is beginning to think that he’s never going to wake up with Magnus wrapped around him, or wrapped around Magnus. Every time he thinks he’s going to be able to enjoy sunlight and warm, bare skin and golden eyes, something comes up.

Alec is almost ready to just haul Magnus back to bed, but he doesn’t think they’re quite there yet.

It’s with careful consideration that he bites his lip hard enough to bleed. Instantly, the nearly scalding feeling of Magnus’ blood working through his veins lights up. He enjoy it for a few seconds as it heals the damage and then its gone… and no Magnus appears after it.

Alec follows the tug of his bond with Magnus, teeth playing with his lip — which burns in admonishment — and finds himself holding back a soft chuckle. Magnus’ friend Ragnor — someone who Alec knows is a highly revered potion master — is asleep in an armchair. He’s blowing smoke rings as he snores and Magnus and Catarina — who Alec knows is an incredibly talented and powerful healer — are splayed out together on the couch.

Magnus appears to be trying to give her a foot massage, but she’s asleep and his eyes are slipping shut, head nodding forward.

Alec huffs another silent breath of laughter and — with all the skill that he was once taught in order to be a better killer — collects several of Magnus’ extravagant throws.

Because Alec is nothing if not petty, he very carefully lays the cabbage green monstrosity of a tartan throw on Ragnor. Careful not to get close enough that the warlock wakes and thinks it an attack and then settles the large umber blanket over Catarina and Magnus both.

While he’s careful not to touch either of Magnus’ friends, he can’t help but settle a pillow under Magnus head and smooths the hair falling into his eyes away.

It’s a gentle, whisper of a kiss that he presses to Magnus’ hair and then he grabs the book he’d left on the table the night before.

As he settles on the floor next to Magnus, resting his head on Magnus’ leg and being careful to stay out of range of Catarina — he doesn’t know her after all — a glimpse of movement catches his attention.

Ragnor’s eyes meet his and Alec just nods, simple and acknowledging and then he opens the book he grabbed and settles in. If Magnus didn’t want him around his friends when they’re vulnerable then the magic of the loft wouldn’t have let him in.

The blankets probably aren’t necessary, but Alec is Magnus’ husband now. And while Alec is still figuring out his new position in life he does know how to take care of people. Mostly his soldiers and his siblings but still, if he softens his touch a bit, he’s sure he’ll manage just find at taking care of Magnus and his friends.

If this — being allowed in the same room as three vulnerable warlocks — is another sign that Magnus is trusting him, well then Alec is going to take full advantage of it.

While also not giving Magnus any reason to doubt him.

#lumine writes #writing wednesday #writing wednesdays #shadowhunters #malec #the bitter trap of truth #magnus bane #alec lightwood

[alastairstom]

One thing I really like about the Shadowhunter books is that no matter how serious the subject matter, they always retain an undercurrent of lightheartedness. The characters don't lose their senses of humor. They don't cease to be themselves and start just being vehicles for a high-fantasy story. I think this is why I attach to Cassie's characters so hard - a lot of them feel super real. Also, the world building is really good because it rises up around those characters, because we get to see them engage with their world in an authentic way. Anyway, this was a shameless TSC praise post, hope that's cool.

#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #cassandra clare #tagging her realest feeling characters LOL #to me at least #matthew fairchild #alastair carstairs #thomas lightwood #cordelia carstairs #will herondale #tessa gray #jem carstairs #magnus bane #alec lightwood #ty blackthorn #kit herondale #sophie collins #gideon lightwood

[haltthewfairchild]

Eric Cartman— yes you read that right. (If you’ve not heard his AI covers on tiktok what are you doing with your life 🤣) would be singing at my future wedding if I believed in marriage but unfortunately I don’t, unless Matthew Fairchild proposes than I am a most respectful and dignified stereotypical woman. I’d even sign a prenup which is beyond me. I’d become someone who would therefor love nothing more than to cook him dinner and fold his laundry while putting our children to sleep.

#cassandra clare #matthew fairchild #the shadowhunter chronicles #the last hours #eric cartman #south park #humor #marriage #james herondale #cordelia carstairs #jem carstairs #will herondale #tessa gray #memes

[lawsofchaos1]

Promptlet: Malec Early Meeting

Izzy and Jace start clubbing early because Shadowhunters consider themselves adults around fourteen when they begin full mission status at the Institute. So, sixteen year old Alec just sighs and brings his Advanced Clave Law seminar work to Pandemonium and sits in the corner of the bar with a thick legal text and his battered spiral notebook for his rough draft essays. He doesn’t care if Jace and Izzy are taking field assignments, they’re still his little siblings and need a chaperone.

Magnus, obviously, starts hearing gossip from his bemused bartenders about the young nephilim downing club sodas with lime while frantically highlighting a battered copy of the Accords and decides he needs to figure out what's going on. Immediately.

So, Magnus ends up chatting with Alec (who, as it turns out, really likes the Shirley Temple Magnus snaps up for him in what was supposed to be a joke) and starts flipping through Alec's latest homework assignment. Magnus blinks, snaps up another Shirley Temple to keep Alec busy, and carefully reads the essay twice over, pulling out his own notebook (bound leather and fountain pen with a gold nib of course) halfway through. Alec found a loophole, a big loophole, that would exempt Downworlders from being questioned without notification to their faction leader. 

Alec is an absolute disaster of a baby gay whenever Magnus so much as says hello or looks in his general direction, but, once he starts arguing the Law? He is vicious and ruthless and sharply concise. (Although Magnus becomes a little bit of a disaster himself when Alec absentmindedly starts chewing on his cherry stem while debating the finer points of interpreting The Clave vs. HOTI-Beijing, 1823.)

Ragnor comes over all the way from England just to see Magnus utterly lose his cool at this now seventeen year old shadowhunter who is literally drinking Shirley Temples and eating his weight in the extra cherries the bartenders slip him because they adore him too. Also, in terms of relationship dynamics? I think it would be kind of fun to explore Alec having a gigantic crush on Magnus (and Magnus just kind of utterly adoring Alec in turn between his obvious looks and, more importantly, his intelligence and his sharp humor and just .. everything) but also realizing that Alec is seventeen.

Alec is much more open (not that he had a snowball's chance in hell of hiding his Gigantic Crush on the High Warlock from anyone in Pandemonium except his siblings), and wages what amounts to pretty much open warfare to get Magnus to date him. He's insistent that Shadowhunters don't mature as slowly as mundanes (which.. fair) and makes bulleted lists and actions plans for every reason Magnus tries to say he deserves better/Magnus is too old/Alec is too young/etc.

And.. just how the Downworlders slide a stray Shirley Temple across the table for advice? Alec starts bringing little vouchers for a certain amount of advice time (or maybe little cupcakes or chocolate chip cookies that he makes for Jace and Izzy or something?) and slides them furtively across the table.

"Where might one take the High Warlock of Brooklyn out on a date?"

And then somehow two days later Magnus ends up in Central Park responding to a call from one of his warlocks and instead Alec is waiting there with a picnic lunch and a blanket and looking very, very smug.

This teenage Shadowhunter is outsmarting him. What even is this?

Also, Can you imagine the first time an old fling of Magnus' portals in to Pandemonium for the evening, expecting a night of fun, and the moment they ask where Magnus is at the bar, every Downworlder in hearing distance is glaring? Suddenly a good dozen wolves and vampires put aside their decades old fights and start running interference to keep this brazen interloper away from where Alec is holding court ranting about the Clave's shoddy grammar and lack of consistent position on Oxford commas (which, how dare) and how that can be used to interpret their latest ruling in three different ways, depending on what side you want to fight on.

(Magnus is sighing and staring dreamily from across the table.)

One day, Camille starts her usual nastiness and trying to get Magnus to come crawling back and Magnus feels .. nothing for her. The only thing Magnus feels is rage that Camille would try to interfere when he's clearly ... dating someone now.

And Magnus blinks wildly internally because holy shit he's dating Alec. WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN MAGNUS DOES NOT KNOW

I do think Magnus would hold off on anything physical until Alec was what Magnus considered of age, so think how fun it would be to explore how the two of them date when their primary love language can't include sex?

Think of all the cuddles and the literal sleeping together and the hand holding and the forehead kisses and, excuse me but did I mention the cuddles? I really want Magnus and Alec cuddling on Magnus' throne at Pandemonium after a hard patrol and Alec falling asleep and all the Downworlders just kind of cooing at their very favorite nephilim.

(I also imagine an impressively oblivious pair of siblings who don't realize their brother isn't just moping in a corner while they dance for literal years.)

When Alec is older maybe Jace and Izzy start trying to subtly tell him it's okay to be gay, he doesn't have to hide it - they'll still love him, and Alec is just .. like .... 'what are you talking about?' as he smugly claims his gorgeous boyfriend.

#writing prompt #promptlet #shadowhunters #malec #fanfiction #lawsofchaos rambles