Y/n : take me to art museums and make out with me.
Klaus : but they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Y/n *winks* : well, somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall...
Rebekah *sigh* : can we just have one normal dinner-
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Dick: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.
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[sitting in jail]
Caroline: so... who should we call?
Kol: I'd call Nik, but I feel safer in jail.
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Tony: I wanted to apologize.
Steve: Good.
Tony: Let me finish. I wanted to, but then I realized, I’m not sorry.
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Penelope: Eloise thinks we're dating.
Colin: So does my mother.
Penelope: What?
Colin: We're together all the time. It's not a leap.
Penelope: That's crazy (nervous laughter).
Colin: Right.
Penelope: ...
Colin: *looks back with uncertainty*
(insp. by this gifset)
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Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Kol: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Y/N: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Putting together a TVC inspired podcast has been on my mind lately ^.^
Ever since I saw this
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Klaus: Welcome to another episode of Keeping Up With The Mikaelsons
Klaus: when we left off, Kol had stolen Rebekah’s bike, Finn had stolen Hope’s dress, Freya had stolen Hayley’s hair, and Elijah somehow ended up with a live baby.
Klaus: on this episode we will wait for our parents to return as I hide
Klaus: if anyone needs me I'll be in Albania.
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damon: y/n, have you seen kai?
y/n: not since the last time i saw him
damon: and when was that?
y/n: the last time i saw him?
damon: hm
y/n: definitely the time i saw him last
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Y/n : I think I'm in love with Klaus.
Y/n : Any thoughts ?
Rebekah : And prayers. You're going to need them.
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Kol: This is a very bad idea.
Rebekah: I would have thought you liked bad ideas.
Kol: Only when they are mine.
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Shadowheart: You reek of blood.
Astarion: Well...I've been binging.
Wyll: And I've been judging.
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Soldier Boy: Good morning to you, little miss I'm on a mission.
Reader: How can you be so arrogant and glib after everything that you've done.
Soldier Boy: And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a grandpa supe arrogant and glib?
Reader: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Soldier Boy: Yes, you would.
Reader: But I'm not.
Soldier Boy: Yet.
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incorrect tvd quotes
elena: "remember earlier when i said you should open up to me and be real?"
stefan: "well..."
elena: "you could've started by telling me you have a secret brother!"
stefan: "former brother."
elena: "that's not how dna works!"
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Tony: Steve and I are taking a pause.
Natasha: That’s not what it sounded like this morning.
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The script was released to me for this scene
It's the dream scenario/Colin's thoughts here
or Polin graduating to TV-MA in Bridgerton ⭐️
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