#spill that tea

[vivithefolle]

Hi,

Thank you for the response on my previous question. This time I have to say a few things on Draco Malfoy, which should be clear to everyone. I may be a bit laying in saying these.

First, Draco is not second in marks behind Hermione. If it was, then in the first book when everyone got their marks, it would have been stated that the Trio was shocked by marks. The only Slytherin whose marks were confirmed was Goyle, if I recall right, Malfoy's marks have never been confirmed.

Second, Malfoy was not abused by his father. Malfoy's line, "My father will here about this" means that he can call his father and his father will respond in some way. We saw that in the books, with Malfoy gifting brooms to the Quidditch team and getting Buckbeak executed if not for intervention thanks to the time turner.

Third, Dramione can never happen in canon. Malfoy has no interest in Muggleborns. Plus , Lucius and Narcissa will never approve. Narcissa did not her approve of her sister Andromeda marrying Ted Tonks because he was a muggleborn, and it got Andromeda's name burned from the Black family tree, why would she approve her son marrying one?

This is all I had to say.

A thing I'd also like to point out is how bullshit it is to claim Hermione would date Malfoy "after he redeemed himself :)".

Like. He can redeem himself all he wants. Hermione can acknowledge that and even maybe forgive him (which, lolno have you met Hermione, girl had Ron grovel at her feet for weeks after he returned).

But if Hermione is that great a friend to Harry and Ron, she won't force them to "forgive" Malfoy all so she can get dick.

Like. Hermione can totally go and date some guy with blonde hair and grey eyes that ISN'T Malfoy and as such DOESN'T HAVE A HISTORY OF BULLYING/ALMOST-MURDERING HERMIONE'S BEST FRIENDS.

Harry and Ron have no obligation to support Hermione if she decides she'd rather get dick than stand by her friends. Likewise if it's Harry deciding to date Malfoy and trample on years of his friends' trauma.

#anti dramione #vivi answers #spill that tea #hermione granger #draco malfoy #ron weasley #buckbeak #anti drarry

[cwdumptruck]

Hearing Bitsie Tulloch so skillfully and subtly throwing shade at this dumpster fire of a season gives me life

#superman and lois #Lois Lane #Bitsie tulloch #spill that tea

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

About to create the Pelican Town Trailer Park

#I’m IN LOVE with the cabin options here holy shit #new setup for all my keg cabins is gonna be a cute trailer campground #sdv #stardew valley #spilling the Tea

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

“the blue spirit? do u mean lee from the tea shop’s secret boyfriend? we see him coming in the window at the craziest times of night.”

“i wonder if his uncle knows”

#two earth kingdom ladies at the market spilling the tea #sokka behind them: what #sokka also remembering this convo when zuko reveals he’s the blue spirit: I THOUGHT U SAID I WAS UR FIRST BOYFRIEND?!? #zuko: no that was jet #alta #zukka #avatar the last airbender #aang #katara #sokka #zuko #sokka x zuko #zukka nation #ao3feed zukka #zukka fanfic #zukka au #avatar zukka #zukka incorrect quotes #atla zukka #meme #relatable memes #meem #funny memes #memes #relatable #funny #the little bisexual disasters #hehehe #i love them

[sailorbrazil]

#tea spilled

[flansiscaart-blog]

Besties are spilling the tea☕✨

#hazbin hotel drawing #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #halastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rosie #rosie #alastor and rosie #spilling the tea #gossip #rosie fanart #alastor fanart #hazbin hotel rosie fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #besties

[radiance1]

Danny has been kidnapped.

Well, more like he was mistaken for someone and then dragged off to who the hell knows where because of said mistaken identity.

Where to?

The Wayne Mansion.

Unfortunately for him, they never noticed until said person he was mistaken for just walked into the room, looking like they just got out of bed and was questioning if they should go back or not.

He got to stay, at the very least, introduced to wonderful cooking, and is given a closed-door view of the Wayne family up close.

He has so MUCH to tell Vlad when he gets back, well, he'll have to kick the man in his shins before that since he somehow FORGOT to pick up him.

Either that, or Vlad was running late because it's Gotham and he's rich and got held up by a mugging or something and then he was kidnapped before he got there.

He took out his phone to check the news because he was bored.

Oh. Vlad's been kidnapped and held for ransom.

Well there went his plans of being picked up for the evening.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Redeemed Vlad #This is connected to that one post where Vlad spills tea about various rich people including and ESPECIALLY the Wayne's among others #Like Lex Luthor #Vlad could totally get out of that kidnapping by the way #He's just having fun

[ohnogodpls]

A quick happy wriothesley from twitter to commemorate 9k followers o7

#spill the tea #neuvillette #genshin impact #wriothesley #wriolette

[firephoenix23]

Bro the poses the feet kicking this man is such a theater kid I can’t I’m fucking dying 😂😂

#he’s looks like he’s getting ready to spill tea with the gals 😂 #we love an ace man that sits in the fruitiest ways possible without a care 🙏 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor

[temeyes]

..more ghost tummy content?

perhaps?

you ask, i deliver

#then johnny slaps The Belly so hard that simon spills his milk tea all over the floor #answered asks #anon #2024 #call of duty #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley

[cyhaino]

kanthony in bridgerton season 3 trailer

#bridgerton #bridgertonedit #kanthony #kanthonyedit #perioddramaedit #perioddramasource #perioddramagif #*tv #*gif #dailybridgerton #kate sharma #kate bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #fun fact as i was highly focused on the second gif #i ended up spilling tea all over myself

[crawley-fell]

Broadchurch | S1EP3 | Alec Hardy’s Wettest Moments (Part 10)

#wow bestie tell us how u really feel #spill that pathetic over brewed tea #broadchurch #alec hardy #di hardy #broadchurch gifs #david tennant #wet hardy #my gifs

[spacedace]

“Hey, I need to get married for bullshit Infinite Realms reasons, you two in?”

“Tt, of course.”

“Sure thing! Do we need to get going for that like, right now? Or later?”

“Eh, like in a couple of hours? The Observants are demanding some Royal Ball or something and they pulled out some stupid old laws out of their collective asses that if I’m not married by the time it starts they can assign me spouses of their choosing, can you fucking believe that shit?”

“Woah, what the hell? Can they even do that?”

“I was under the impression they were only permitted to observe.”

“Right? It’s total crap, but apparently there’s like this super old law on the books and they didn’t bring it up until now when there’s like no time left to try and force me to marry someone they pick.”

“They are training to gain influence over you?”

“Eh, more like they’re trying to get control of my Dad by way of me. But still fucked as hell.”

“So why do you need to marry both of us? Or do you just need to marry one of us and we should play rock paper scissor for it?”

“Technically I only need to marry one of you, but I don’t want them pulling out any loopholes or something. So, it’d be great if one of you could be my consort for my role as Queen of Mirrors, and one could be my consort for my role as Crown Princess. You two can figure who’s who on that all that, I’m good with whatever.”

“Oooh, can I be consort for the Mirror Court? I can annoy Kon more that way.”

“I am amenable to that. Grandfather will have a fit when he learns that I can cut his access to the Pits off at my discretion and there’s nothing he can do about it.”

“Awesome, okay are you two good for meeting up at like, three? We can pop over to my Lair and get everything sorted out there.”

“Works for me, my only class til this afternoon is at one and the professor already said we’re cutting out early because she has to go out of town this weekend.”

“Four would be more agreeable if possible, I have to take Titus to the vet for his checkup.”

“Okay let’s aim for four then. It’s just signing some paperwork, making some quick blood-slash-ectoplasm pacts and swearing a couple binding oaths… Should only take like five or ten minutes?”

“They’re not gonna make you have a huge royal wedding or anything?”

“Nah. Dad keeps things pretty chill so as long as the paperwork is all in order we’ll be good. Though once Auntie Dorathea finds out she’s absolutely gonna make us have one. She loves planning weddings. Swear its what she makes her hoard out of somehow.”

“So long as we have a say in some of the proceedings I have no issue with that eventuality.”

“Same, it sounds like it’d be a fun way to annoy the Observants even more.”

“Don’t for get all the weirdos trying to be my suitors and all that bullshit.”

“We have an accord then. We can reconvene at the usual place.”

“Awesome, you two are the best! I gotta jet and let everyone know and get the ball rolling on the paperwork stuff. See you guys at four!”

With that, Nomad - Stella Phantom, Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms, Queen of Mirrors, Core of the Speedforce and ghostly hero of the Titans and the Justice League - tore a rip in the fabric of space and time and darted out of the room the same way she came. Through the mind-bending tear in reality the eerie, eye-searing green of the Infinite Realms glowed in all its unsettling glory, Phantom Keep a glittering expanse of night sky made solid in the distance.

Jon waved at her cheerfully as Damian gave a nod of farewell before both silently turned their attention back to their respective tablets as the portal closed behind their friend and teammate and the glimpse of the Ghost Zone disappeared again. Completely unbothered by the conversation just held or the life changing implications that came with them.

Jon was humming as he tapped away at something on the screen before him, Damian propping his head up on his fist in vague boredom as he frowned down at the information he was reading.

The rest of the room Nomad had left behind was caught in a frozen, stunned silence in the wake of the baffling conversation they’d all just been witness to. All eyes in the room darted between Flamebird and Pheonix seated calmly at the end of the table, then to the space where Nomad had disappeared to, back to the young men, and then towards the head of the table where Superman and Batman sat looking bewildered and a bit on the verge of heart attacks.

The short status update meeting was about to become much, much longer it seemed.

Though a lot more entertaining.

#dpxdc #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #jon kent #jon el kent #damian wayne #justice league #super serious chaos #possible platonic super serious chaos it's up to yall #clones are called mirrorborn in the infinite realms #elle is the ancient of the speedforce #Dani Phantom is the Ancient of the Speedforce #I will make this happen if it kills me please someone else write something for this I'm going feral #impulsively marrying your friends to fuck with some of the most powerful entities in existence is a fun pass time everyone should try #their friends and family are exactly as unhinged as these three - sometimes even *More* unhinged - and can't say shit about it #so many justice league members are torn between sobbing because 'This was going to be a short meeting for once!' 😭 #and being SO EXCITED because the chaos that is about to break out in this meeting room is going to be SO GOOD #There is so much tea that is going to be spilled at the cafeteria after this

[talesfromthebandgeekmafia]

Fabian fumbled so hard this episode he can’t get his mom on the phone he misses his shot with Mazey the coolest girl that’s ever been into him he can only get a message to his dad’s answering machine and to top it all off ended the episode Like That.

#I feel. so bad for him #like wow. that’s rough buddy #dimension 20 #fhjy #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #spilling the Tea

[dumplingsjinson]

Character A separates from Character B to take a breather from the kiss, only to laugh in surprise when Character B starts pulling them on top of them.

"What are you doing?" they question, straddling Character B; feels Character B pressing against them. They blink, swallowing heavily; it doesn't take much for them to understand what that means, as they cautiously grind their hips down against Character B's, testing the waters.

Character B's hands sneak up their torso, hands cupping their clothed breasts, massaging them gently as Character A lets out soft little sighs and breathy moans, hips quickening with speed; ducking down to bury their face on Character B's neck every now and again out of embarrassment and to muffle the noises they were making.

"Wait, wait, wait," Character B breathes out, holding onto Character A's hips to stop them from moving. Character A sits up, looking down at them, heart skipping a beat at the way Character B stares up at them with hooded eyes. "We shouldn't be too loud, yeah? How about we go somewhere else?"

#based on personal experience lmfaoofeneklnwf #bc one anon asked me to spill the tea so UHHH #his family members were in their respective rooms and the walls aren't sound proof and considering how noisy i was last time... welfnwelkfn #we ended up going to some park which is like a 10-15 minute drive from his house to hug and makeout #i'm pretty sure he wanted to Do Other Things but in my head i was like “this is a public fucking place so absolutely not ewlkfnwelkfn" #like i'm pretty sure he had other intentions with the context i've given in the prompt lol #cat guy chronicles #writing prompts #prompts #dialogue prompts #smut prompts #suggestive prompts #otp prompts #writing scenarios

[dekariosclan]

Afternoon Tea

Morena Dekarios (so intent on chatting she’s barely touched her tea): Withers dear, I am always so enraptured by your stories! Do tell me, how did you know my son was falling in love with Tav?

Withers: Ah. Thine first true tipoff was when thy smitten fool of a wizard was so distracted by his bosom companion, he made his camp upon a wet riverbank.

Morena: How delightful! What else?

Withers: They both felt an incessant mortal need to press their lips together after every conversation.

Withers: Followed by what I can only describe as gazing at one another with ‘Come-Hither-And-Mate-With-Me’ eyes.

Withers: And, though I wast not present for this exchange, I dost have it on good authority that after one particular battle, your son proclaimed his intention to engage in pleasures of the flesh with Tav. Something about ‘thou’s glistening muscles’ and ‘wanting thou even more’.

Morena (more gleeful than shocked): He didn’t! Gale said that?!

Tara (pausing her cleaning of one paw): I’m rather inclined to believe it. Let us not forget, at Withers’s most excellent party I distinctly overheard our Tav and Mr. Dekarios speaking about—oh what was it now?—oh yes, ‘You look best without any clothes on,’ if I am not mistaken.

Morena (absolutely delighted): Oh, this is too darling! (Tears of joy brimming in her eyes.) This is everything I could have hoped for and more. To know that my dearest boy is so deeply in love and so loved in return! (Turns towards Gale and Tav, who are seated directly next to her) Gale! Gale my dear, is this all true?!

Gale (slumped in his seat, one hand covering his face, his other hand clutching Tav’s for dear life): Mother, when we received your charming invitation to join you for a spot of tea, we had assumed you meant it would be us alone—

#bg3 epilogue spoilers #Ever since Tara said that Withers does lunch dates with her and Morena this is all I can think about #Withers ABSOLUTELY be spilling the tea #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale x tav