Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this:
Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good.
Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.
Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.
Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures
Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!
Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.
Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters
Tim, nodding: I did.
Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?
Tim, gone:
Jason: no fucking way.
Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:
Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...
Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.
Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!
Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?
Jason: who is that.
Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.
Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.
Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.
Jason:
Dick:
Jason: you don't think...
Dick: no. B would've told us.
Jason:
Dick:
Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow
Bruce: what do you mean another kid?
Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!
Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?
Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already
Bruce: what.
Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.
Bruce: do you know his name?
Dick:
Jason:
Bruce: really?
Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.
[camera shutter noise]
All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:
Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:
Jason: do you see what we mean?!
Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.
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“It, uh. Had a virus.”
“So you smashed it?” Bruce, usually quite composed, looked baffled.
“Yeah?” Tim said, like it should be obvious, “I didn’t want it to spread to my other appliances.”
Bruce looked astounded by Tim’s sheer stupidity.
fanart of ch19 of @wesslan's cards on the table, i read this all last night and its been wired in my brain since then oh my god i love all the silly moments in this fic
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Stalker y/n comic Masterpost
(Summary: Sun and Moon have a Stalker! Why is this weird person following them around? Why won't they go home?? Or be more subtle?
Season 1
First
Sun1 | Moon1 | Sun 2 | Moon 2 | Sun 3 | Moon 3 | Sun 4 | Moon 4
Valentine special (farther along in the relationship, future-ish)
Season 2
Sun1 | Moon 1 | Sun2 | Moon2 | Sun 3 | Moon3 | Sun4 | Syzygy1 | Syzygy2 | Sun5 | Imbalanced 1/3 | Imbalanced 2/3 | Imbalanced 3/3
Stalker Y/N ref | fancy dress stalker
Season 3
none canon Eclipse spin off and raptor eclipse
Sun1 | Moon1 | syzygy1 | sun2 | Moon2 | Sun3 | Moon3 | Syzygy2 | Sun 4 | Moon4 | Sun5 | Moon5 | Blinded
Season 4
Sun1 | Moon1 | Sun2 | Moon2 | Syzygy 1 | Sun3 | Moon4 | Party1 | Part2 | Party3 | party4 | Party5 | Party6 | Party7 | Together
Stalker and the Marrionette
Bonus party
What if
Sleuth jeaster
Enthralling you enthralling me
Ruin1 | Ruin2 | Ruin3
What if Stalkers mom got sun first: part1 | part2
Sun1 |
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Photo evidence and the police part 2
A rumor was going around at the police station about a new vigilante. Photo evidence is what their calling him. Because well, that was 99% of what he did.
But that other 1% consists of sending tips about secret gang meetings or where hostages are being kept when Batman and Robin are too busy fighting rogues to get to them. Photo evidence has become a great help in those areas, even though no one knows what he looks like yet.
Some police officers have said that they’d seen him standing on a roof next door at the exact moment when they get the envelopes. Alas before they could show anyone he disappeared into the shadows, most don’t believe those officers because of this.
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literally one person asked for this but I have been WAITING to tell people about this AU
part 3
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