#superman lex luthor

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne is so much stronger than me, because if I was him I would walk straight up to Lex Luthor at a fundraiser, lean down, and whisper you want to fuck Superman so bad it makes you look stupid in his ear before flitting away with zero context.

#bonus points for superbat here #then it’s personal #like lex you wish you could fuck superman #luckily I can whenever I like #bruce wayne #batman #dc #lex luthor #thoughts

[ditzybat]

clark, discussing what to do about kon with bruce: you know what this means right?

bruce, nodding: yeah, you owe luthor a buttload of child support

clark: what - i - no??

bruce: i mean, it sucks that he baby trapped you but you don’t want to be a deadbeat

clark: he did not - i am not his father, luthor stole my DNA and put that [pointing at kon] into a tube

bruce: i want you to take one good look on how damian came to be

clark: … oh my rao… i am dead beat aren’t i?

#i need to see clark and lex exchange kon in a waffle house parking lot during weekends like divorced parents #dc #clark kent #bruce wayne #kon el kent #superman #batman #superboy #lex luthor

[ghostbsuter]

He'd moved to metropolis on a whim.

The city was big, he's earning good money via commissioned things (most people come to him for cosplay actually, who knew that knowing how to build a sci-fi gun that doesn't even work would be this wanted??) and he's got a nice apartment!

Superman and Supergirl were the active heroes, he didn't need to involve himself anymore with the world of heroes, he would continue as a civilian. It was better this way.

So how come LexLuthor, of all people, what is his luck?, sends him an invitation to LexCorp AND once declined, seemed to have created some sort of energy absorbing weapon that directly zoomed in on his immediate whenever around?

Civilian life is one thing.

Being rescued via Super for the 9th time is another.

"Hey Danny." Supergirl grins, they're floating to the side as Superman deals with Lex.

"Hey, Supergirl." Danny replies with a sigh, holding his bag.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #METROPOLIS #we love superman and supergirl #superboy has definitely saved danny once as well #hear me out #danny is metropolis own version of tim drake #he is well known in conventions #and for actually bigger companies that work with eco friendly stuff #or trying to save nature #lex luthor went from i want him (worker) to i want him (test subject)

[emo-batboy]

A Wild SuperGuy? (Social Media AU)

Part 44 (Masterlist)

(Part 45)

Istg I made this entire chapter in two hours. It's like I was smacked upside the head with the opposite of writer's block. (Also shoutout to the two people in part 43's notes that immediately predicted what this update would be about.)

@bruciemilf how’s it hangin’

Drink water, enjoy the weather, and have a great day :D

#a wild battinson #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #dc universe #battinson needs a hug #gotham #soft bruce wayne #gothamite #only in gotham #gotham city #social media au #social media #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #metropolis #a wild superguy #the daily planet #daily planet #superbat

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

DPXDC We've been trying to reach you

Danny used his Overshadowing power to break Superman out of mind control ONE TIME, and now every hero team on the planet (plus Lex Luthor) is trying to get him on their payroll. Every time he opens his email or mail box he's assaulted by job offers from some of the most powerful people on the planet like they're trying to contact him about his car's extended warranty.

They don't even know he can kick ass either, they're just under the assumption that he's some random civilian with the most useful meta ability ever.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #superman #lex luthor #mind control #danny fenton

[kemdraw]

#clark kent #lois lane #Superman #superman the animated series #stas #timmverse #meme #i worked way too hard on this #my art #my edit #lex luthor

[angelltheninth]

I was so distracted by the Clark and Lois stuff that I just realized that this is LEX MOTHERUCKING LUTHOR

#my adventures with superman #lex luthor #maws

[satoshy12]

Tiny Overlord Danny Of Earth

The Justice League ended up in the future, where Earth was ruled by Tiny Overlord Baby Man Danny. A tiny alien-like being with tiny ears and a cloak. 

And irony was, he made Earth once great! And in true world peace! In just 1 to 3 months of ruling. 

Later, as they met Future Bruce and rested, they asked why they hadn't done anything. Future Bruce. "Why should we? The world is in actual peace. And we voted for him." Past Superman:" But! Voted!" Future Superman:" We gave up. There is no mind control or anything; he is just very effective in taking care of all of this. And it was him or Luthor."  Nightwing:" And he wants to adopt him."

Future Bruce. "The rest called dibs first, I will still try it." 

#Little Baby man Danny #danny phantom #dp #Superman #danny fenton #dc #dcau #dp x dc #batman #dc comics #dc x dp #dp + dc #Nightwing #Lex Luthor

[superbat-love]

Imagine people saying “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Superman?” and Clark nearly has a heart attack. He thinks his days as Clark Kent are numbered because Lex Luthor is standing right there and he wouldn’t put it past the guy to get him fired from his job and make his civilian life miserable. Then Bruce Wayne answers that he gets that all the time and Clark almost spits out his drink.

Luthor is rolling his eyes and wonders why this Daily Planet reporter standing beside them is so excited about the possibility of Bruce being Superman. As if this himbo Brucie is capable of tying his shoelaces together, much less save the people of Metropolis. The man would probably fold faster than a napkin if Luthor did as much as flick him with a plastic spoon.

Clark quickly recovers from his blunder and remarks that it must be annoying to get mistaken for the superhero so often. Bruce tells him that he usually gets called that in the bedroom and asks if Clark wants to confirm it later, Luthor is daydreaming about kryptonite spoons and Clark is rethinking his choice of drink for the night.

#secret identities #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #batman/superman #superman/batman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #lex luthor #brucie wayne

[idknwhatputhere]

The twinkfication of my adventures with Superman is crazy

And i love It!

#slade wilson #dc comics #superman #dc #my adventures with superman #my new favourite twink #lex luthor #twinkification #the way both become twink #maws

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

DP x DC prompt. Space obsession.

~'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars~I think I saw you~

Danny has a space obsession but he doesn’t think much of it. A small flight a little beyond orbit dulls his craving for Space. Usually.

~as long as~

On a field trip to the Daily Planet Danny Fenton hears an argument between Lex and Clark about where is Conner gonna stay.

Danny*has no second thoughts*, *high 'cause objects of his obsession are extrimely near in his human form*.

Danny: Hey, I have an extra room! Do you want to stay with me? I’ll show you my space rocks collection.

Conner*tired of this shit*: Will your parents mind having a stranger staying in their home?

Danny: They will be totally fine.

Danny to Lex&Clark: I borrow this boy to keep him with me for forever. Bye.

Lex: ..They grow up so fast.

Clark: SuPeR FaSt. But where were we?

Lex&Clark: *start the fight again*.

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dc x dp prompt #conner kent #superboy #danny phantom #danny fenton #space obsession danny #lex luthor #clark kent #superman #dani phantom

[duckytree]

clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts

#batman #superman #bruce wayne #brucellosis wayne #brucie wayne #clark kent #kal el #lex luthor #art #comic #fanart #dc #duckytree

[starry-songs-canvas]

Fenton-Proved Kryptonite!

Sorry for the lack of prompt last week, been sick.

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Lex Luthor had sent a representative for LexCorp, instead of coming to Vlad Masters himself.

Rude, but smart.

But this imbecile can’t seem to hold a simple business conversation! (No ghostly interference needed) Starring at his most recent attempt of a bust of his dear Madeline, (a good improvement from his previous endeavor, but even Vlad will admit it’s… slight imperfections. If only he could capture her essence as well as he does her idiot husband! At least those give him some stress relief.)

“I apologize for boring you, however I do happen to believe these major details are rather important.” Vlad growls.

“I- I apologize sir, but if I may ask, where did you get so much kryptonite?!” The representative chokes out.

Tl:DR, Vlad’s machines make kryptonite as a byproduct, which he then ice sculpts into Jack Fentons head. Imagine this, if you will.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp crossover #dc x dp prompt #dcxdp #Vlad gets into kryptonite sculpting #But he can only make Jack Fentons head #He also doesn’t realize he’s making kryptonite #He just thinks it’s condensed ectoplasm with a hard shell #Which makes it very hard almost impossible to use in a lot of inventions #Lex Luthor now really wants to be in business with vlad #Possible mindcontrol be risked. #Superman is now in big trouble #But does this “kryptonite” interact with Superman in the same way? #Or is the only kryptonite that works remnants from krypton? #Idk you decide

[arguablysomaya]

#this is so funny to me 😭 #the world is as it should be #shut up somaya #dcu #dc universe #maws #my adventures with superman #superfamily #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #conner kent #kon el

[radiofreederry]

Something I feel should be part of Lex Luthor's characterization that I don't think is ever explored enough:

He has no interest in discovering Superman's secret identity.

He does not believe that Superman HAS a secret identity.

Why would he? Superman gives lengthy, tell-all interviews to the Daily Planet in which he makes it clear that his name is Kal-El, that he is an alien from the planet Krypton, and that he stays in a crystal fortress in the Antarctic.

Lex has no reason to suspect that Superman might even desire a normal human life, with a wife and son and office job in a dying medium. He's an alien from another planet with immeasurable abilities and strength. All that wholesome aw-shucks posturing is just an act; obviously Superman would never want to live among humans, he wants to dominate them.

After all, if Lex had Superman's power, that's exactly what he would do with it.

Lex is a narcissist! He can barely see beyond his own nose, and he would never, ever, for one moment suspect that Superman would actually be Clark Kent, that straightlaced, soft-spoken journalist who still wears double-breasted suits. Everyone knows his wife wears the pants in that relationship.

Even the fact that Superman is mostly seen in Metropolis wouldn't seem suspicious to Lex. After all, in his mind, he's the only person who has Superman's number, the single biggest threat to his unchallenged superiority over mankind - and he lives in Metropolis too.

#comics #superman #lex luthor #dc #dc comics

[dancepartyaroundthefairyring]

Bruce and Clark finally go public as a couple in their civilian lives and suddenly Luthor, in his never ending bid to one up Bruce Wayne, starts trying to flirt with the dorky Daily Planet reporter.

Now Clark has to deal with Luthor's really terrible pick up lines as a civilian and his really terrible evil plans as Superman

Bruce thinks this is hilarious

#bruce wayne #clark kent #lex luthor #batman #superman #superbat