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gutsby · 4 days

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Ruined!

Pairing: dbf!Joel x Reader

Summary: Joel is an old man who struggles to cum sometimes. You’ve got time to kill and a tight hole to fill.

Warnings: 18+. Peepaw brainrot + a dash of anorgasmia. Unprotected p-in-v, cockwarming, age gap, daddy kink.

Note: Finals are whooping my ass left & right. This is a quickie.

Word count: 1.2k | Part of the Waiting Game ‘verse

Surely he was hurting you now.

Joel Miller had a kink for many, many fun activities, but splitting a sweet young thing like you over his cock to the point you were almost in tears was just not one of them.

At the same time your poor, surely-bruised walls pulsed around his hardened length, he felt a pang of guilt. His balls were pressed against your ass like two lead weights, soaked with the remains of your third release, and his mind was at war with itself—keep fucking you like this? Pull out and offer his sincerest apologies for not being able to cum? A boy your age would’ve never had you waiting around like that, aching around his cock, much less begging for something as simple as a cumshot.

He decided to go straight to the source. Leaning over your prone body on the bed before him, he was careful not to rut his hips or jostle his dick around too much.

Joel pressed a hot, stubbled kiss to your cheek, then:

“‘S’it too much, baby? She need a break, maybe?”

Joel thumbed at that space where your body ended and his began and nearly lost his mind to the pearly-white slick that had accumulated with time. Two hours time, he had to remind himself while you moaned and writhed and bucked your ass back. Your cunt was choking him.

Crying, too.

Your eyes flew open the moment his words reached you.

“You kiddin’ me, Miller?! I could do this shit all day.”

Sometimes Joel forgot you were only in your twenties. Really, the thought only occasionally crossed his mind in moments like these—or when your father, his best friend, happened to bring you up—but when it did, it hit him hard. You were young. Lively. Surely far too spry and full of life to be messing around with a man as old as him.

Joel’s guilt ran almost commensurate with his pleasure when he felt you anchor your feet on the bed and start to fuck yourself back and forth over his still-throbbing dick.

Almost.

He planted a hand beside your head and grinned. He let you fuck him. Felt you pull off, crawl up the bed a little, then beckon him back to your body, where your ass was now pointing up and your back was arched in invitation.

Almost.

“You know I can’t sleep without your cum inside me.”

And you made a point to spread your knees and look behind you with a smile as sweet as Milo’s tea, fingers drumming a beat against the bedspread in anticipation.

“You do wanna fill me up, don’t you, daddy?” you teased.

Yeah, no. The guilt was gone. Joel could worry about being a depraved old man when he was done cumming.

Then he was back inside you, driving his hips until every last inch of him was wrapped snug within your wet and velvety embrace, and he sighed. A real protracted one, like the kind he was liable to exhale after climbing two flights of stairs, or else just hoisting himself off the sofa. Or lifting you in his arms and fucking you hard against the hood of his Bronco. Any time. Any place. You were kind enough to oblige him with the best cardio of his life, so the least Joel could do now was make you cum again.

He snatched your hands up in one of his own and placed your wrists at the base of your spine. With his other, free set of fingers he took to rubbing your clit gently.

“SON OF A—”

“—good girl.”

You let out a bloodcurdling scream into your pillow and secretly hoped this man’s dick would never deflate again. Not with the way he was sawing his thing back and forth and dragging you to the edge, circling your clit like you were the single most precious thing in the world to him.

“Oh, sweet pea, I didn’t mean to make you cry.”

Like he could feel the tears staining the cushion himself.

“Mmrooonme,” you cried into it, voice garbled by cotton.

“What’s’at, honey? Can’t hear ya.”

Joel then bent at the waist, pretending to be leaning in to hear you better, when really he knew he’d be digging in your guts with that big, bulbous head of his and making you squeal again. Hands still held captive behind you, you inched your chin back on the pillow so your moans could be heard even louder while Joel sped up.

“You— ruined me,” you repeated. Now clear as ever.

Joel tried to hide his smile and glanced down between your body and his. Then, while his ring finger joined the other two to make their tight, light circles, he returned,

“Ruined? Pussy feels just fine t’me.”

You’d kill him if he wasn’t so good at this. You turned your head more to meet his eyes from the corner of yours.

“No. Ruined me. For anyone else.”

Probably forever.

“Good.”

You knew he liked it that way.

You saw it in his eyes. Felt it in his touch. The hefty, broad, and greying Joel Miller had been loafing around on this earth long enough to know how to claim what was his. When his hips knocked yours to lay you flat on the bed, you already knew what was coming next.

First, his arms came to rest on either side of your body.

“Shit,” you whimpered.

Next, his lips went trailing down to your ear.

“Just a little more, sugar—that’s it,” he murmured while his hips sank in, and you felt that big, delicious stretch.

Then he released your hands so they were free to squeeze the sheets, and when they did, his moved over them—lacing his fingers through your own—and his lips pressed a kiss to your jaw. He held you in a tender grasp. His breath was hot on your neck, and the whole of his body was blanketing yours. Joel knew you liked it like that, which is why he made sure not to leave an inch of space in between. He was grunting, rutting, holding you close while his cock drilled a maddening pace inside you.

“You ruined me too, y’know,” he mumbled into your skin.

His nose was flush with the side of your cheek, nudging inward. Begging you to turn your head just a little more so he could kiss you. Weak as you were, you obliged.

And you moaned against that grey, stubbled chin of his when the thrusts above you had your cunt grinding the bed, rubbing that soft and helpless nub on the sheets.

“C’mon— let daddy have it,” he growled, “Let daddy have it and make it his, huh? That okay by you, baby?”

It was.

More than okay, as confirmed by the orgasm that tore through your body moments later while your teeth sank into the flesh of Joel’s lower lip and your cunt clenched and soaked over him whole. Joel wedged his tongue in your mouth and fucked you through it. His broad and callused hands were like iron around your own, holding you tight and keeping you still amidst a maelstrom of pleasure that combed over your every last nerve.

He licked into your mouth. Licked over it. Took the sick and distinct pleasure of knowing no one but him got to see you like this, with your jaw hanging slack and your eyes rolling back and your whines repeating quietly, ‘Daddydaddypleasedaddyfuckohfuckdontstop.’

Maybe ruined wasn’t such a bad thing to be at all.

#NOBODY SPEAK TO ME UNTIL I’VE HAD MY MORNING COFFEE #AND BY MORNING COFFEE I MEAN THIS MAN’S LOAD IN MY MOUTH #PREFERABLY FOLLOWED BY AN OLD FASHIONED #joel miller smut #joel miller #joel miller tlou #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller x reader #joel miller fanfiction #the last of us #tlou #the last of us fic #joel miller x you

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emry-stars-art · 1 month

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Also it’s still St. Paddy’s where I am so the Irishman himself ☘️

#we joked about putting a bite mark as well #the consensus was its from one of the twinyards #although I did also like the mistletoe ideas from last Christmas #he gets nice lil kisses from everyone #Allison might commit. right on the mouth Once and never again #Andrew: no kisses but he does slap Kevin’s ass on the way by #I thought it was funny anyway 😂#oh yeah. Nicky gave him the shirt #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #chibi #digital #st patricks day

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gingerteaonthetardis · 6 months

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The X-Files Season 2 + close talking

#i love how 'us vs the world' s2 is. it makes for so many great whispered conversations #also that last one. just kiss each other honestly you're embarrassing yourselves with all this 'staring at his/her mouth'#txfedit #msredit #danascullyedit #foxmulderedit #tvgifs #tvedit #xfilesedit #x files #mulder x scully #gillian anderson #david duchovny #90sedit #gifs #abbey gifs

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demi-pixellated · 2 months

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Dearest Friend

#Moomin #Moomintroll #Snufkin #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #didn't know how i should draw the moomintrolls so I didn't have any on the last upload #making up for it now~#i think capybara is a good shape for them - i however don't know what one's mouth looks like or how to open it so i just won't.

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reineydraws · 7 months

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renkaza sketches based off the opening scene of the bear 2x09 bc the shots were nice :') less nice was me squinting at the low-lit scenes trying to make out their features and getting mad at my screen's glare but i digress 😂

#kny #kny fanart #renkaza #akaren #akaza #rengoku kyojuro #kny akza #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #demon slayer fanart #i loooooove akaza's eyes sm and also his adoring ways #this is so gay but im not sorry #also the intimacy of kyojuro's loose hair draping around akaza's face when they lie down and kyou leans down to kiss him 🥺🥺#they just hold each other so close!!!!!!!#akaza's fangs peeking out his mouth are also fun 🥰#this is also me 10/10 recommending the bear!!! pls watch it!!!#update: this has been in my drafts since aug 28 LOL im just gonna post it #my hang-up was that they felt super intimate but i fixed that by making the gallery photoset less close-up #but i wanted to show off the last one cuz it's my fave. alas!!!#i also really like the first one c:#and also the second-last one cuz i think it's cute when u laugh and ur partner kisses ur forehead 🥺🥺#ah & i like the second one too cuz akaza looks so soft & his eye looks like it's so clear & glowing & he looks in love (which he is!!!!!!)#i guess i just like the idea of being in love and in ur lover's arms and being so physically close :'))) it's cute. it's lovely. i love it.#updated update: ykmow what im gonna post the set showing off the last one!!!!!!#it's cute and this is my blog first and i shd practice that better lol #i changed up the order too so now the second-last has become the fourth one l o l #anyways

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herebutnotpresent · 7 months

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Tossing clothes at Jet

#atla #avatar: the last airbender #my art #atla jet #dressup game time jet edition #tell me which ones you like best #i had fun drawing all of them #i have an entire layer thats just mouth wheat #illustration

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mintypsii · 8 months

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how are we feeling about the live action sanlu nation

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 5 months

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milex + kissing on the actual lips

#listen if there’s enough times to make an entire tumblr gifset of it then you’re probably more than friends #it’s just maths #if anyone knows of any other moments where there were full on mouth to mouth kisses then please feel free to share!#i feel like i might be missing one??#but these are the only ones i could remember #ridiculous ridiculous little men #tlsp #the last shadow puppets #milex #alex turner #miles kane #arctic monkeys #my gifs #lulu posts

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betterthanbatman1 · 3 months

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I’ve never seen someone eat spaghetti so aggressively before in my life

Ft angry burger munching

#The last spaghetti one made me laugh out loud #It’s the way he’s full on glaring #How can you be shoveling spaghetti in your mouth #and simultaneously look like you’re fighting the urge to kill someone #I can’t take this man seriously #jason todd #red hood #food #batfamily #batman #batfam #dc #dc comics #Detective Comics 1042

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muffinlance · 8 months

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Isopuppy update: Legs! So many legs. So many many horrifying legs. I ran out of the sparkle-white yarn so he got gray socks. Highly recommend mismatched legs, they are very joyful.

Also: antennae!

[id: Photos of a crocheted isopuppy from various angles. He has fourteen isopod-esk legs. End id.]

Going to make the shell slightly wider and longer (he needs a little more room to roll now that the legs are on). I'd also like more stability in the neck for when he sits up, which he does fantastically and terrifyingly well (so. many. legs), so I'll likely make that a single piece with the body. The legs are customizable--you can make them short or long to preference extremely easily. Mine is a Leggy Boi.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Toddler saw the finished isopuppy and IMMEDIATELY demanded that it be A) rolled, and B) taken to the hallway to play fetch. Quality assurance testing now in progress.

#Leggy Bois are toddler and baby approved #alarmingly so #sparkle-white yarn is NOT BABY SAFE HONEY GIVE THAT BACK NO EAT #this first one belongs to toddler #next one will be to test the final modifications + give baby something she can more safely shove in her mouth #avatar the last airbender #atla #salvage #the amazing isopuppy #crochet #Scuttles/Sokka/Seal Jerky #amigurumi

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drawthethingdoppelganger · 4 months

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You think a former hall monitor Tina would haul their asses back to class for skipping school but come onnn. It'd be fun that she accidentally gets dragged into their stupid teenage crimes at least once

The fact that I've only drawn these three together once (ONCE) before is insaneeeee actually. And the year is ending so it's now or never

#ngl not giving jimmy jr a muppet mouth for once feels so odd #so happy to have this as one of my last pieces of 2023 like damn what a year #thanks y'all for having been so supportive and simply the best 😭#bobs burgers #bob's burgers #bobs burgers fanart #tina belcher #jimmy pesto jr #zeke bobs burgers

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hanighul · 2 years

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