#that you can marry

[arx-aru]

the reason Malenia choosing to bloom in order to achieve victory isn't actually damning is because the hell she made of Caelid isn't any different from what the warlords and Ranni made of the rest of the continent. It's just visually apparent how hecked up things are when she does it

Consider the state of society in other regions. everythings on fire and everybody is "wandering" or "mad" because war destroyed everything and by all indications it's only getting worse. The scenes at Castle Morne and below Leyndelle are so much worse than Caelid, it just doesn't look conventionally gross like the rot does

and Malenia wasn't the only one to choose to do what she did

Radahn didn't have to vie for the throne. why do people think he did??? hello. mans could just stay in his own neck of the woods. he chose the warpath all on his own. he's a big boy. he only got his rotten comeuppance at the end of the Shattering. he'd already dirtied his hands. he's not a wholesome chungus none of these people are that's the point

Ranni caused the shattering and then shirked or failed in the responsibility of looking after the people of Liurnia (her mom wasn't well enough to do it)

Morgott could have done away with the oppression and terrible terrible shit his mom's reign was doing but he didn't. he kept it going. he betrayed his people in favor of their oppressors. he is a fed

Godrick and Rykard are Godrick and Rykard nothing to say but i admire their grindset

the Scarlet Rot is just Miyazaki saying "yeah so here's what this all ACTUALLY looks like without a happy-go-lucky fantasy veneer". He tried to do the same thing with Chaos and Izalith in DS1 but barely anybody picked up on it and apparently it didnt work this time either so rip for him. anyway better luck next time my guy

#malenia blade of miquella #rotbrained posting #ill hide this part here but #i think we all know that the real core of the issue is #malenia isnt a cute moe girl #that you can marry #and she also isnt a man #a big strong manly man #so the stuff she does is a problem but oh well if the others indulge in a little war mongering

[starcurtain]

Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Madney 🤝 Buddie

#i was going for mostly domestic/married stuff as you can see #911 abc #buddie #madney #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #oliver stark #love #maddie x chimney #chimney x maddie #maddie buckley #chimney han #kenneth choi #jennifer love hewitt

[princessfroslass]

Oh I got weak in the knees all of a sudden.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #angel dust #huskerdust #what do YOU MEAN #what do you MEAN husk would go super soft mood heart eyes when him and Angel eventually get together #what do you MEAN he already brightnes up the moment he lays his dumb cat eyes on him #what so you MEAN he is a cuddlebug (the paragraph before this) but only on the one person he LOVES? #can they get married already i want- no. need to see that shit

[fiasco95]

Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.

James: Done and done!

Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?

James:

James: …The second.

Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.

James: Okay!

Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:

James, picking up the call: YELLO!

Regulus, shaking his head: …James.

James: Sorry!! Call back!!

(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)

#i love jegulus sm as phil & claire #can you tell modern family is my favourite show? #regulus black #james potter #married jegulus #they’re definitely girl dads #established jegulus #jegulus parents #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders #marauders era #the marauders #james potter as phil dunphy #regulus black as claire dunphy

[morganbritton132]

Steve is sitting at the table in the kitchen FaceTiming Tommy to help his daughter with her math homework when Eddie brings his live-stream into the room.

“While Isla’s in the bathroom, I’m going to do the same,” Steve says, standing up. He tells them both, “Play nice.”

They do not do that because it’s funnier to keep the rivalry going. The first thing Eddie says when Steve steps out is, “Does it still eat you up inside that I married him?”

Tommy replies easily with, “Are you still jealous that I kissed him first?”

Carol chimes in, “Actually I kissed him first.”

“Doesn’t count,” Tommy and Eddie say at the same time. “There was no tongue.”

“And no declaration of love,” Eddie adds. “Only I got that.”

“Actually…” Robin says, never letting anybody forget. “He confessed he was in love with me and I didn’t have to kiss him.”

#in honor of the Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama that’s going to go down in tonight’s episode of 911 #here’s some Tommy/Eddie/Buckley drama in this Stranger Things AU #the most fun you can have with your lavender divorce is to remind people that the most eligible man in Hawkins married you first #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #tommy hagan #robin buckley

[bunnygirllover45]

who wants a soft and caring (and totally not murderous) husband?

He doesn't have a name yet bc I'm too lazy

#you can have a pretty peaceful married life with him #just. #don't. #go. to the basement. #yandere oc #male yandere #yandere #original art #original character

[goldenhawk-k]

Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

#and married to hugh grant #sorry I’ve seen too many people going omg they implied Blanc was gay #HE IS GAY!!!! #glass onion #i got to see glass onion one to two months early depending on what you consider the release date #and now it’s out so I can rant #benoit blanc #also his names Philip #like canonically the character that Hugh grant plays is named Phillip

[lazylittledragon]

happy gay month :3

#stranger things #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #pride #sponsored by my endless brainrot #also if you know where the text is from without googling we can get married right now #fun fact! would not recommend drinking 2 mojitos while trying to draw #because you will hate it right up until it's done #edit: i. just realised eddie's shirt is basically the same as the one i made last year and wear all the time whOOPS

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Bruh emotional support ghost kid? Well thats what they are calling him

Suicide cases in gothem are about to fucking plummet boiz cause this one weird blue eyes, black haired boy is now heading to your location.

How does he know where to be? Having a bad day and are all alone? No the fuck your not cause don’t turn around now but theres some shiny blue eyes coming at you from that dark ally. Oh shit hes here to drop some information about you and your lost loved ones that he should know. Oh god the closure. How could you have been afraid on this sweet, creepy, boy who just helped you find your way.

Meanwhile Danny is chillin in Gothem cause the GIW hate it there (none of they equipment actually functions in Gothem so it’s either super haunted or actually not haunted at all). Then all of a sudden he gets approached by a random ghost begging for his help because their sweet baby girl is about to do something horrible. Oops now all the ghosts are following their most loved ones around just to make sure they are there to rush to Danny for help when all else fails. Now hes getting to fulfil his protection obsession double time because one hes helping protect people from themselves and two hes protecting everyone in Gothem by stopping people from becoming villains for revenge. Plus he gets to see first hand how hes making a difference because all those people he saved are sending him some good vibes from all across Gothem.

Thank god he followed Jazz around so much to slightly absorb some of her phycology knowledge over the years. Plus it was actually pretty interesting so she gave him her old text books. Shes also helping him deal with the rare events where he can’t save someone. Just a moment too late or he stops them but they later succeeded in the hospital. Neither are his fault. Now only if he could convince his core of that.

Anyway why Gothem you ask? Amity Park would have been just as good tbh but imagine Batmans face when he finally gets to be face to face with the emotional support ghost boy. Why is he here? Bruce is fine. Batman is fine. Hes not gonna do anything crazy. It’s just a hard time of year. Around their death always gives him grief. But hes an adult and can manage it.

“You know they are so proud of you.” The boy states. As if it’s clear as day, even though it’s Gothem and never a clear day. Batman blinks at him, stunned for a moment. “What?” This boy can’t possibly know that. No one will ever know that, Bruce can only hope. “They see their home, full of such life. That big house that felt so empty, so cold, to them as well for years. Then you filled it with Family and Love like they had always wanted for you. They are so proud of what you have turned it into. Somewhere full of life and warmth.” A small smile graces his face as finally “you have made your parents so proud” and its all he can do to contain himself. Emotions are running high and sue him because he really did need to hear that ok. The boy suddenly looks to Bruces right with a confused face “aren’t all basements like that though?” Before Bruce can even get a word in hes gone. Just vanished before his eyes.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dpxdc #dp x dc #batman #I just wanted to write danny walking up to the buggest toughest batman and make him cry tears of relief #danny is helping his subjects find closure while always feeding his protection obsession #let him be interested in his sisters word #also god imagine bruce just having a bad time of it cause is the anniversary of his parents death #than the ghost kid just walks up and tells him exactly what he needed to heat #yes they are proud of the word batman does #he knows he has saved lives #but what about him as a father #would his father be ashamed of his parenting skills #would his mother be discusted at how he treats his children #he always remembers his parents as good parents so he wants to do right by them by also being a good parent #anyone can risk their life for another but few can be a good father #actually it’s easy just love your kids and sont walk out and leave them with an insane bitch of a mother #dad im lookin at you #and dknt marry your fucking step sister dad #isnt our family tree circle enough. why must u follow in grandmothers footsteps #at least with him is marrage related aye? #oops im rabling about my daddy issues teehee

[turrondeluxe]

the takahashi carlton twins are so silly

#im laughing. you can actually notice that i drew this while sick and passing out #I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR LITTLE FAMILY SOMEONE HELP ME. #johnshi #mk1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #cassandra cage #takeda takahashi #mortal kombat #my art #doodles

[bleuu-moon]

💭 eughhhh fake dating with ceo!price where you walk into his office desperate for a job after being laid off, but with his company being at employee capacity he has nothing for you. however, just as you begin to leave, he sparks up an idea — one that does unfortunately take advantage of your situation…

he’ll pay you to be his fiancée.

he’s got an overbearing mother, one that is on his back constantly about being too busy working and never finding time to marry and start a family. so what’s the harm in pretending for a bit? the plan is that you’ll both be engaged for a few months but then separate due to being on different paths, fabricated just enough to prove to his mother that he isn’t a crazed workaholic.

and of course, you go along with it all. the amount he pays you is enough to allow you keep your nice little apartment and then some — maybe even enough to leave yours and move into a bigger one.

you’re not fully aware of the lengths john would go to, to make sure that this facade succeeds. but when he’s shoving a ring that looks as though it would cover your rent for an entire year on your finger, you know that the next few months will be more than just making up a few stories here and there.

#can my brain just stop and concentrate on one thing please????? #and of course he becomes obsessed with you #starts thinking that you’re actually married #and the first time you fuck he notices you haven’t got the ring on so obviously he finds it and has to put it on you before proceeding #captain john price #cod prompts #price x reader #captain price x reader #cod x reader

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated) #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(im aware this is literally just how mage organizations are in tamriel but the nords largely have a unique disdain for magic #so its funny tht the winterhold mages make no attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust. they truly do not care) #(and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#911 abc #can you believe they invented enemies to lovers perfection #started from the bottom now we're here #im not crying you are #married #love #my heart #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie x buck #eddie diaz #evan buckley #ryan guzman #oliver stark

[clownsuu]

The fact that you depict characters as both aroace and in relationships makes me actually so happy because everyone always thinks that shipping is off the table for those characters and forgets sex/romance stances exist, you filled me with so much joy ;w;

It’s a weird stereotype indeed smhh (harmful even) making it sound like individuals who are aro/ace are incapable of being/falling in love- or just being able to feel love in general

#The sus does not equal love nor does romance #You can do the sus and/or have romantic times with someone and not even love them #Sadly in almost everything we see in media n shid makes it that at least ONE is required #Which is dumb the fard #Aroace individuals (such as myself) express our love and affection vastly different than non aroaces out there #We can still be in completely loving and supportive intimate relationships with our partner(s) #And not be able to feel sus or romance (but can still enjoy it) #Also howdy and Wally got them aroace colors on them dawg they know who they are lmAO #Welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #wally darling #wait until people find out there are people out there who are aroace who do sus work and are happily married- #Wallypillar

[desomniis]

Pre-wedding photoshoot for their very gay, Ferrari-themed, wedding

#They drive me insane #gosh theyre so meant to be together #theyre literally so gay the photographer asked them to hold hands #just get married already #still waiting for that sex tape #It took me 2 hours to get rid of that fucking horrendous 3d gunk title #I had to reconstruct half of carlos face so im sorry if he looks a little weird #you can close one eye and look at him from far away to and you wouldnt notice #charles leclerc #16 #carlos sainz #55 #1655 #charlos #c2 #mine