#the bond twink

[twinkpoll]

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE FANDOM TWINK SHOWDOWN

It’s fandom. We’re obsessed with them. Now it’s time to crown the winner.

Submit your chosen twink to the poll using the form down below! There’s more than half of the places left for a ton of characters. Let’s fill up this bracket and get this show on the road!

SUGGEST-A-TWINK

RULES/INFO

Must be male (cis or trans) OR masc nonbinary. Cross-dressing girls might be accepted if the characters around them don’t know (e.g: Mulan as Ping).

Must be young, or at least appear young. Millennia-old twinks do exist, just look at Legolas.

No IRL people. No, not even Timothee Chalamet. This is for fandom twinks, which means they must be fictional. Bandoms do not count.

Only one extra Genshin Impact character may enter the tournament, because otherwise it’s just a Genshin Impact tournament.

Twunks are accepted.

No botting/spamming. Be fair to everyone’s faves!

Submissions will last for a week, showdowns for 3 days (72 hours).

MAY THE BEST TWINK WIN

Inspired by: @noncanongayestbitchestournament @girlfailure-bracket @thesupremeteachersummit @mfshipbracket @baldguy-fight @eldest-sibling-tournament @sidekick-standoff @blorbopoll​ 

#polls #twink #tournament #showdown #bracket #star wars #lord of the rings #james bond #mulan #marvel #spider-man #resident evil #rise of the guardians #genshin impact #mo dao zu shi #titanic #sandman

[ramshacklerumble]

'can't we spike his drink or something?' 'don't be absurd.' 'what? you got morals, now?'

i drew this a while ago but @cyanide-latte's chrysanthos shroud really be on octavinelle's hitlist. he even doin' anything, he's just right.

#azul ashengrotto #twst oc #yuusona #Chrysanthos Shroud #gia yugo #hilariously chrys becomes something of a catalyst to how gia and azul end up sorta bonding #they both want the twink obliterated

[brainworms-all-night-long]

I've been thinking abt Surge and Kit also having an unbreakable bond exept its like, literally. They cannot break it because they've been forged in it forcefully, they're welded together, they're held trapped by it, and neither of them could do outside of it. Unbreakable Bond [detrimental, negative]

#sonic idw #these were tags I had on a different lost in making #turns out waxing poetry is more difficult than I thought hsgdhd #smthin smthin sonic ans tails are formed naturaly while surge and kit were forced against their will as a result of some twink's anger #surge the tenrec #kitsunami the fennec #kit the fennec #unbreakable bond /detrimental

[klanced]

I still have no idea how Veracxa actually played out in the show but I’m enamored by the idea that the team spends years fighting like the bitchiest most tenacious most androgynous lesbian ever. And then she becomes Lance’s sister-in-law.

#veracxa #voltron #I’ve always thought of Acxa as being almost like Jessie from pokemon in that she’s Always Fucking There #meaning like the team goes anywhere and then acxa is just There as well for some reason #keith goes to the farmers market planet. he reaches for some space peaches only for acxa to grab them first. #she’s literally there by complete coincidence and then 5 minutes later she's sets the market on fire and nearly killed keith three times #I think Acxa and keith would have the funniest in-law dynamics #because Acxa is the closest keith thinks he has ever felt to being attracted to a woman (because Acxa looks like a twink) #and then likewise keith is the closest thing axca has ever felt to comphet (this is her first time experiencing a Warrior’s Bond) #shitpost #axca

[skitskatdacat63]

Pictures that fuel the 007 vettonso au that exists in my head(for now)

Also go listen to "You Know My Name", and think of Vettonso while doing so because I think it is SOOOOOO them coded(but also f1 in general tbh.) And also if you've seen Casino Royale, hey, remember that chair scene? >:)

#anwyays some thoughts on the au: #thinking that seb is Bond of course and Nando is a former 00 agent whos gone rogue 🤭 #(<- so basically like Raoul Silva lol) #(also my god basically im weirdly obsessed w the daniel craig bond movies(mostly casino royale) + #(+ bcs my brother and i watched all of them in two days last Christmas so theyre just forever embedded in my consciousness ig) #(SO PLEASE BEAR WITH ME YKNOW) #tbf the only reason this au is just in my head is bcs it would require me to draw them more masc handsme #bcs bond is not a twink(😔) and im not good at drawing men like that so UGH #mayne one day itll make its way into art. would you guys be satisifed w chibis? 🥺 #i wanna recreate one of those iconic movie poster poses or smth but yeah not my forte ig #but if i was drawinf LESBIAN james bond id be on it instantly(one day. one day...) #<- speaking of that. fucking hilarious how i can only draw fem men and masc women. duality!!! #but gaahhhh yeah this au is sponsored by eternal casino royale brainrot #just imagining vettonso playing cat and mouse is so !!!!! #also side note. all these pics are from various fia galas. waahhhh wouldnt that be an interesting setting for a bond film #i bet bond would like f1 🤭🤭 fast cars!! #also bond au btw literally originally just comes from the fact that they both race for Aston...its just so fitting #the fact that seb actually named his amr21 after a bond girl!! #well dw bcs Fernando in this can be both his bond villain and his bond girl. dualityq #fernando is an mi6 agent(0014) who seb looks up to but he defects and turns evil bcs seb gets promoted above him #as grace said when i told her this: seb would be a great Bond with his cockiness and jokes and confidence etc etc #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.rambling.txt

[socksandbuttons]

Alright i wanna see the new boi

If theyre gonna give us More robot than yes

Please

#I JUST THINK ITS SO FUNNY LIKE PF COURSE SOLAR (AND BY EXTENT MOON) MAKES AN ANIMATRONIC #just the fate of every eclipse (ask basil said) #just to become Dad somehow #ALSO I WANT... LUNAR... TO BOND #hed be so weird led out tho like '??? whyd you make him??' 'uhhh... new...new friend??' 'for you??' 'SURPRISE ITS FOR YIU' #'this is because i called u a twink isnt it' #sun and moon show spoilers

[swoleisthegoal]

Summer Night Fun

#str8 #gym motivation #summer time #weekend #college guys #male bonding #male affection #men #male friendship #bruh #bro #twunk #twink #bros

[danothan]

everyday i log onto the internet i am forced to fisticuffs combat the halbarry default yaoi allegations. THEY’RE NOT A BASIC BRUNETTE/BLONDE JOCK/NERD DYNAMIC THEY’RE MORE THAN THAT (coping)

#i can’t talk to certain dc fans some of them are too immersed in fan conversation that they lose their fresh perspective #yk krillers doesn’t know anything abt superheroes and actually told me that they thought halbarry were the opposite #bc hal’s got that plane autism and barry is basically a track star #and i think that is far more enlightened than some of the stuff i see in my peripherals #but they can’t be reduced to fanfic tropes like that either way… they are special… TO ME #it’s just wild to me that i’ll see 2013-style yaoi fanart in 2023 #they’re not twinks!!! they’re not twinks and they’re not seme/uke substitutes!!! #i think a good rule of thumb is that most of their dynamic goes both ways #<- not referring to seme/uke but that too ig (does not know which word means what) #but you’ll especially notice this in older vs newer iterations of their relationship #does ‘i won’t let you get lost to the speedforce. don’t let me get lost in the stars’ mean NOTHING to you ?! #they’ve done it all! #older hal used to be the one to reach out and bridge their early friendship while barry was the stick in the mud #and newer hal struggles to adapt to barry’s way of friendship while barry is the one to usually initiate their bonding #also i love hal annoying barry bc that is honest to god his love language #but i never see the reverse in fanworks? #ig bc barry’s way of being annoying is more understated but it’s still pretty egregious #hal is annoying bc he likes attention barry is annoying bc he likes to see hal’s reaction #thank god they have each other so they can (relatively) contain their annoyingness to themselves 💚 #except the pda is rly just shameless. why are they always all over each other in front of the justice league. #i’m not even rly complaining anymore i’m honestly just waxing poetic abt their relationship #they have a sedating quality abt them (when they’re not riling me up in a fit of passion) #halbarry #the flash #green lantern #barry allen #hal jordan #dc #danbles

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #bonded pair #big mac #twink #nj #new jersey

[zappedbyzabka]

Beauty

#Remake #queue #So so pretty #william zabka #When a guy won’t leave you alone at a bar #I like to picture the last gif as vamp (but like how the flapper girls would say it) scammer Johnny who uses his pretty face and coquettish #flirting to swindle people out of money. and Daniel being the one to ‘ward off’ a guy bothering Johnny at a bar. Johnny realizing it’s #Daniel. and also noticing how wealthy LaRusso got like ‘👀 Hey do you want me to wear my bikini bottoms I call a speedo and lounge around #your pool? Free of charge except the money and twink-dick I want from you :)’ #Then UH OH he falls in love with Daniel and bonds with his kids. #Daniel didn’t even know it was Johnny at first. but he didn’t regret when he realized. #Johnny was just playing up the damsel in distress act because he knows guys like that. especially small ones with hero complexes

[twinkpoll]

Twink Poll Side A Round One #7

Q (James Bond) vs Kurapika (Hunter X Hunter)

#twink poll #tumblr tournament #james bond #q #hunter x hunter #kurapika

[crypt1dcorv1dae]

black: wow.. hes still awfully cool...

leo: *literally scream-crying*

me: i know what you are

#theres no heterosexual explanation for this ...... #i mean basically every interaction these two have had has been extremely homosexual #like... their lil lunch date... just two lil trans twinks bonding over being lame big brothers lol #kkss #kekkai sensen #leonardo watch #william macbeth #blackleo

[catboy-aj]

hi

#gooner #gooning #trans guy #femboy #transgender #twink #catboy #trans #ftm #goon and edge #trans nsft #t4t #fishnets #attention wh0r3 #daddy's boy #bd/sm kink #gay #mlm #bi #men #guys #bro #bro bonding

[wispcherry]

BREAKING: local father figure may have actually worsened daddy issues left by biological father

#treasure planet #disney treasure planet #jim hawkins #father figure #bonding montage #this twink really said “youre my dad now” and the cyborg was like “shit ok”

[schmooplesboop]

#final fantasy #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy xv #prompto argentum #noctis lucis caelum #lord help me the twinks are bonding and it so stonkin cute #first time playing #schmooples shot #mineff15

[astranne]

I fear nothing. Because the one thing I fear is fictional and will never be real.

The Penguins of Madagascar.

Those little fuckers have too much power in their cute little bodies. Just imagine what they could do with human bodies. We already know what they all did as Penguins.

*shudders*

#penguins of madagascar #skipper #is the equivalent of james bond but actually made god #kowalski #would be the smartest on earth and no one could stop him #rico #i… don‘t know what to say about him besides i think he could swallow much more and that makes him even scarier #private #the secret weapon even more powerful #why? #internet is truly a dangerous thing and in the hands of private- #why do you think so many people simp for cute lil twink boys #🌚 knowing moon