#the crack in fact

[wombywoo]

retro 🪖

#cod #call of duty #john price #john soap mactavish #mw2 #my art #did someone say WW2 au ??? #no?..just me then?? #the number of HOURs I put into this... #embarrassing really #disclaimer that I am not- in fact- a WW2 expert #so I'm fully expecting some historian to be cracking their knuckles about to serve me an ass whoopin' on why #Johnny should actually be wearing the lighter material khaki drill uniform if he's in Africa !! #believe me I kNOW! #this is just for funsies anyway~

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[nocreativityfornames]

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go upstairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

#MC coming out with the FACTS #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me #silliness overload ⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+ #☙ no creativity for names ✾ #5k+

[pepemoon]

It is said that the Boogeyman often appears in the dark, hiding in closets and under beds. But not this one. Tommy was so sure that man was within his walls. But lately, he isn’t even sure that was true. Especially tonight, after the loud siren blaring.

#pepeart #tommyinnit fanart #dsmp fanart #oh yeah its #c!tommy #c!dream #dream smp fanart #primeboys (derogatory) #i ran out of markers ink #its 12am here #dream fanart #i like the fact that tommy always makes a dirt poor hobit house carved out of side hills #imagine how crumbly the walls would be how cracks leave out dark chasm to let space to peek #he only has himself to blame #traditional drawing

[leupagus]

Ted Lasso, the character, is one of the only representations of 'sometimes getting better with your mental health issues means that you are less visibly happy, and that is okay, because you are not required to be happy in order to be loved' out there and I am really discouraged that so much of the audience is angry at that.

#ted lasso #the guy we meet in season one is so so so much sadder and is suffering so much more #than the guy we say goodbye to in season three #but the guy in season three doesn't crack as many jokes and doesn't grin and laugh at every opportunity #I really didn't expect the fandom to interpret that as 'he's even worse off than before!' #when the fact is that when you're able to have an inherent sense of self-worth rather than relying on Doing Everything Right #that you become less manic about making sure everyone likes you all the time #which is what ted did for the first two seasons #I dunno I just wish there was more room for this kind of character #and... for this kind of person #believe mothereffers #theodore lasso

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: So I chose someone a little bit unusual to go to Slughorn's party with me but-

Ron: Oh no. Oh no. It's happening isn't it? It's actually happening.

Harry: What?

Ron: Is the person very blond?

Harry: Yes.

Ron: With silver eyes?

Harry: Yeah actually. How did you-

Ron: And do they idolize their father and repeat all of his crazy views as fact?

Harry: Yup! You've guessed it! Or did someone already tell you I'm going with- Ron? Are you alright?

Ron: I can't believe it. It happened. It actually happened. Hermione and I saw this coming but oh Merlin.

Harry: What's wrong with taking Luna?

Ron: Luna? .... Oh. Oh. LUNA. LUNA LOVEGOOD.

Harry: Obviously.

Ron: YOU'RE TAKING LUNA LOVEGOOD! THANK GOD!

Harry: ...Yes. Who did you think I meant?

Ron: Nevermind but wow you sure have a type huh?

#no but for real i will never get over harry taking luna in book 6 right in the middle of his draco obsession #and describing her as having a habit of 'repeating her father's bizarre views as fact' and noting her hair and silver eyes #i swear fics are subtler #drarry #crack #drarry crack #Harry Potter #harry potter and the half blood prince #harry x draco #draco x harry #h/d #harry/draco #harco #my post

[maeirys]

Ah, yes… them.

#the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #gideon nav #tlt fanart #that barbie meme #barbie movie #the fact that harrow being in barbie’s place is actually canon honestly cracks me up

[electrozeistyking]

Ghost Drone is an AU where the events of Murder Drones have been spread out some odd years and changed around (except for Episode 1, which remains the same as it does in the show). Alternate takes on Episodes 2, 3 and 5 have already occurred.

The first comic isn't canon to the AU anymore, but since it's the initial concept, I figured I'd include it. This entire post is basically my way of saying "Hey, this AU has been stewing in my brain since the 16th of November in 2023."

#ghost drone au #murder drones au #oh my god the nuzi wedding photos are making me scream incoherently #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #murder drones uzi #uzi doorman #tw major character death #technically? but not really? idk #nuzi fankid #THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE CRACKED #fun fact: this au exists because i heard micheal kovach reading a one-sentence horror story #that's right i revisit old episodes of hunicast and don't feel bad about it (yet) #it's also really funny that i basically went back to using beanie's original hair colour #nuzi #whoops almost forgot to tag that fdskal #zeisty’s comic stuff #it counts #zeisty’s heavy hitters #zeisty’s in betweens

[natp20]

this is going to hurt later, isn't it

#critical role #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #tlovm season 2 #tlovm spoilers #this is going to be devastating in an uncertain number of episodes mark my words #if titmouse doesn't parallel this with a bard's lament i'm going to eat this fucking blog #oh my GOD the fact that GROG is turned AWAY FROM HIM???? #the ONLY ONE TURNED AWAY FROM HIM #the cracks are there and he keeps plastering them over hoping nobody will notice #scanlan shorthalt #vox machina #my screenshots

[prophetickisser]

shall i summarize? satan and his diabolical ministers may destroy everything job owns, no questions asked. hugs and kisses, god.

A Companion to Owls

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #bildad the shuhite #a companion to owls #the clue #david tennant #michael sheen #dailygoodomens #goodomensedit #goodomensgifs #goedit #goodomenssource #useremi #userdebs #fun fact: the hex code for the red i use for crowley's subs is ff6666 :) #a little treat 4 me #also i was cracking up making these bc michael Acting Choices sheen really was hamming it up in those first two gifs #an absolute poppet #**

[breadmecoshy]

Talking to Lurien in a dream

I'm sticking with the Godseeker ending, with a number of headcanons of my own

For example, that the Dreamers were aware of themselves and their surroundings the whole time they were in the Dreaming. And they could also keep an eye on the real world through the reveries of the not yet infected bugs

So, Herrah slipped into meditation, a dream within a dream, and didn't follow the real world, as she didn't see the point of it, since she couldn't affect it in any way anyway (Herrah didn't even follow her tribe or Hornet. She was used to controlling her life and always fighting for it, so when control was taken away from her, she simply withdrew into herself, for there was no point in aimless watching)

Monomon was mostly absorbed in Quirrell's dreams, following his wanderings, and her own musings on the nature of the mortal world and the dream world. The dreams of ordinary bugs didn't bother her much (Her biggest problem was her inability to write down her ideas. After a while, she even tried scratching out words on rocks, but that was hardly possible for non-existent objects. Especially if you only had soft tentacles)

Lurien, living up to his title of Watcher, had been watching the world through the bug's dream all this time (and since the King's plan went to hell, he's been subjected to the inevitable self-digging and self-loathing for giving his life away for free for a shitty plan by a shitty ruler) He's just too damn tired and frustrated, forgive him

And, after the ending of Godseeker, the Dreamers wake up from their slumber, and try to do something about the ruins of their kingdom. Working for free again ¦D

#I wanted to portray Lurien as less pathetic but he still looks pretty darn pathetic... #I'm sorry #In fact in my mind he's not so insignificant #He was an unassuming and withdrawn individual before becoming a Dreamer #But two decades spent isolated in the middle of nowhere while your King's plan cracks at the seams has awakened his resentment and anger #At least he realized he didn't want to live such a dismal life again if he could survive after all this of course #hollow knight #Hk #hk dreamers #hk little ghost #hk lurien #hk herrah #hk monomon #lurien the watcher #herrah the beast #monomon the teacher #hk the knight #hk ghost

[viv-url]

claudevain sketch dump ...

#my art #sketches #claudevain #fe3h #it's a crack ship and a rare pair and yet it's an everything bagel #they can be fun and toxic and serious and romantic and angsty all at once #i need everyone to understand that it is a valid ship despite the fact that they have literally never been seen in the same room together #IT'S NOT A DELUSION IT'S CALLED LOST POTENTIAL AND IT'S MY JOB TO USE MY POWERS TO SHOW YOU ALL WHAT IT COULD BE #look forward to more tomorrow

[choccy-milky]

another batch of MCs as thanks for drawing clora!!🧎‍♀️🙏TY AGAINNN I HAD A LOT OF FUN DRAWIN ALL UR CUTIES🥹💕 (in order: @kerimcberry / @noelles-legacy / @lara-kaminari @serpentsillusion / @slytherincursebreaker / @kaviary-blog @4ever2000lover / @bassicallymaestra )

#drawing other ppls mcs is good practice too... its fun to draw unique faces that stray from just my default LOL #also ignore the fact that theyre almost all in the same pose shhh...u know i had to do it to em #choccyart #lyla and noelle right next to each other cracks me up bc lyla is the brightest of the bunch and noelle is the most pale/lack of colour #u know me i gotta pair the opposites in everything i do BAHAHA #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy oc

[deancasforcutie]

#Some Things I Still Can't Tell You but the fact that they'd be Balls Deep ain't one #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #supernatural #spn #spn crack #network fuckery #mine

[deerspherestudios]

ELLOO! <3

I just really wanna say thank you SO much for taking the time and effort out of your day to make a game that makes you and others happy! And thank you SO much again for making my favorite boi out of all the VN's I've seen/played!

Anyways, q u e s t i o n ! :3 (It's kind of a combination question ig-) :

So in Day 2, when the MC wakes up, it quotes "A soft humming invaded my dreams, stirring me awake." Now I might be a little slow, but was the humming coming from Mychael? And if so, I was also wondering if he can sing well! 🤭 That'd be so cute lmao-

Yep, the humming was from Mychael! As for singing I don't think he'd be the very best at it, maybe he'd be good at singing softly like a lullaby or something low skill. And thank you so much for the kind words!

#mushroom oasis vn #mychael ask #his voice probably cracks if he attempts something high #ignore the fact that i said his voice claim was jonathan groff ages ago #that man was trained in the arts meanwhile this gremlin is a social recluse in the woods #they are not the same

[pralinesims]

The idiot squad + their zodiac memes

#some of these were sooo hard to pick only 2 memes of bc they fit so good. esp all the scorpio ones extremely cracked me up lmao #ts4 #my sims #oc facts #sharon #maggie #emilio #devyn #gina #vale #kaia #aaron #luca