#they are excellency your honor

[irishseeeker]

#OH MY GOD #no this season is giving me hope now wow #they are excellency your honor #anthony bridgerton #kate sharma #kathony #bridgerton #kate x anthony #viscount and viscountess !!! #simone ashley #jonathan bailey #the viscount who loved me #Instagram

[brother-emperors]

DO NOT BE AFRAID

this is combining Ovid's Heroides and the Excidium Troie because I can't stop thinking of Hermes telling him not to be afraid. what the fuck!! Ares is wearing the crown that Paris gave him.

I have. thoughts. about Paris. he's almost got this Troilos parallel in my mind, that the event that defines him in detail exists in a lost narrative that we don't have (the Cypria), but everyone else knew. the event that defines Troilos is his death (murdered, butchered by Achilles, the violence of which haunts everything after. Achilles, child killer, you can't escape that!), and the event that defines Paris is the Judgement. what's a lost text but a kind of grave!!

idk I don't think that Paris before the Judgement would recognize himself after bc when you become god touched, it rearranges your guts. you become transformed in the worst way possible! how could you recognize yourself! but I also think that all the Parises after the Judgement would recognize each other because that event is so locked into the trauma of war and the scar it leaves on the land, it's like a scar on the narrative too. it exists like this forever, over and over again, so you exist like that forever too. Troy collects grief and despairs.

Troy as trauma: Reflections on intergenerational transmission and the locus of trauma, Andromache Karanika

and Paris is like. a miserable little god/corpse-puppet or something, like a match for the gods to throw onto gasoline.

The Excidium Troie + Ovid's Heroides:

Excidium Troie, trans. Muhammad Syarif Fadhlurrahman

Ovid, Heroides 16 (trans. Harold Isbell)

a collection of things regarding Paris that made me go 😬 but under a cut bc this is getting. very long.

The Divine Twins in Early Greek Poetry, Corolla Torontonensis

Iliad 24 and the Judgement of Paris, C.J. Mackie

Elegy and Epic and the Recognition of Paris: Ovid "Heroides" 16, Elizabeth Forbis Mazurek

Ennian Influence in "Heroides" 16 and 17, Howard Jacobson

Paris/Alexandros in the "Iliad", I. J. F. de Jong

#long post #paris of troy #komiks tag #it's all greek to me #like. DISTANTLY. its #the iliad #drawing tag #listen i know it's fun to dunk on paris. but im a chronic killjoy. i know its cringe. mea culpa etc #i would love. I WOULD LOVE. to draw a comic and not have the commentary notes be longer than the comic itself #unfortunately i like to read and i cannot stop talking about things that i read. so this will not be changing. #ngl i keep hearing the last line 'my brother says you are a just judge' as 'and brutus says he is an honorable man' and that's smth for sur #god i wish this was shorter but then i remember it could've been longer bc i started drawing this while watching #some excellent korean horror but then i looked at myself in the mirror and said 'no. get your shit together.' #but that show is what sparked this. the themes. god i love shows. a round of applause for tv shows. #in a different world theres a version of me that didn't exercise self restraint and there's 30 screen caps from a horror show here too

[samsrowena]

↳ holiday GIFt requests ✧ deandonna 🎁 (for @vernerpantonwave)

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[menace-behaviour]

#911 fox #911 incorrect quotes #theyre idiots your honor #firefam #idiot (affectionate) #my beloved idiots #incorrect quotes #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buckley diaz family #yearning is such an excellent word #eddie 911 #buck 911 #buddie #buddie 911 #buddie 911 memes #buckeddie #buck x eddie #911 on fox #911 meme #visual shitpost #911 buddie meme

[jimmyspades]

"Can you believe the DA tried to exploit us for being flamingos?" JAMES SPADER as Alan Shore BOSTON LEGAL 4.08 "Oral Contracts"

#he's got some amazing faces this episode #as always. but something just especially handsome about him this week <3 #james spader #alan shore #boston legal #* #the innuendo and just the writing in general on this ep is so. excellent. everyone at crane poole and schmidt is a little bit gay CANON #maybe I am being influenced by copious amounts of cough syrup but your honor. I want to put him on a leash

[go-see-a-starwar]

Hayden Christensen: The Master Of The Dark Side Speaks - EMPIRE Magazine digital edition

#hayden christensen #good morning to me #I knew there were more pics #him ❤️ #he has an excellent side profile and the photographer worked with it #I mean he has an outstanding face in general #anakin skywalker #empire magazine #Star Wars #star wars prequels #prequels #revenge of the sith #rots #attack of the clones #aotc #photoshoots #interviews #i love him your honor

[morsartis]

hi idk if you like to hear other peoples headcanons so if you dont pls ignore but i want to talk to SOMEONE about my silly purpleblood headcanon

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alright so; face paint. i dont particularly like the "every purpleblood is a clown" thing (but if you do then hell yeah go off love is real) as it kinda limits the character variety of that caste, but i DO like the face paint as a detail so ive settled with this: i headcanon that the face paint purples are prone to wear is not a Clown thing nor a Cult thing, but a cultural thing. all (or most) purplebloods wear a coat of face paint to symbolically conceal themselves. showing your bare face to someone youre not close/in a quadrant with is seen as a taboo in purpleblood cultures. additionally, letting a quadantmate/close friend see ones face is probably the biggest sign of trust a purple can do (depending on how they feel about the tradition). and having them HELP WASH IT OFF??? ough, now thats /tender/.

I need you to understand that I am ABSOLUTELY FERAL over this idea and it goes perfect with an older headcanon thing I did a while back

Here: https://www.tumblr.com/morsartis/639719797773549568/hey-your-writing-was-awesome-ive-just?source=share

AND LISTEN- LISTEN-

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING ME YOUR OWN HEADCANONS I LOVE THAT SHIT.

God okay but like, the TENDERNESS??? Of washing off your big purples paint??? The damn SWEETNESS and TRUST of being allowed to help them apply it in the mornings???

NO ONE TOUCH ME IM NOT OKAY

EDIT: YES! Yes I love talking about other peoples headcanons! TALK TO ME ABOUT THE HEAD CANONS-

#EXCELLENT HEADCANON #I AM WEEPING #Please feel free to send me more #friendsim #homestuck #hiveswap #purple bloods #I love them your honor #They are just a group of funky little guys #/we dont talk about the casual war crimes #//or do we??

[the-mighty-het-speaks]

August 3rd, 1963 // Downey, California, USA

#oh big man…….. happy birthday babe. what a year. a fucking comeback of a year. #in full force you and your band. your dream. your love. was reinvigorated to not only yourselves but the world #it has made me so proud to call you my own because of the impact you’ve made and how many hearts you’ve touched. what an honor #40 years. deep cuts. smiles. tackles. tears. new horizons. what an excellent time to be part of this journey. #and of course you. so strong and confident and trusting in your quest. i can tell that you’re right where you need to be. #i love you and cannot wait to live the dream alongside you. soon i hope. very soon. #happy birthday <3 #james hetfield #21 #22 #metallica #birthday tag

[cheese-rat29]

i've only had bill potts for 3 episodes and i'm already in love with her

#text #text post #doctor who #nuwho #also not to diminish their excellent and seperate performances #she does ever so slightly feel like retribution for martha's run #especially with the established 10/12 parallels #but also she's a lesbian mess and your honor i'm in love #it's so cool to finally be watching dw episodes that i've never seen before #bill potts #12th doctor

[doctor-bus]

Tagged by @goonssquadd to spell my URL with songs. I'm still at work so I'm only going to use songs I have on my phone 📞

D - Daughter of God by @phemiec

O - One by La Dispute

C - Cemetery Drive by My Chemical Romance

T - The New National Anthem by Pierce the Veil

O - ONE MORE TIME/AERODYNAMIC by Daft Punk (Alive 2007)

R - Remember Me by The Birthday Massacre (Imagica)

B - Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

U - Undead Ahead 2: Tale of the Midnight Ride by Motionless in White

S - Something About Us by Daft Punk

I am tagging @omaaoc @pollypeaches @randomhatthief @d4zed-dre4mer @dontdropthe27 and anyone else who wants to do it

#levi.txt #choosing for B and S were hard #why do I have so many songs that start with B and S #admittedly One isn't my favorite La Dispute song but I couldn't make a playlist of my username without repping them #Also Phemiec if you somehow see this then hello and I hope its ok I downloaded Daughter of God to my phone #it's excellent and one of my most listened tracks haha #if you ever start selling your music (or if you have in the time since I downloaded it) I'd be happy to buy a legit copy #also an honorable mention that didn't get in bc I didn't have the heart to pass up Something About Us: #Sleepy Hollow by Su Lee #and also Oceania by The Birthday Massacre #I really just could not leave off SOME La Dispute

[aldoodles]

hiiii I just wanted to say that the way you drew Kevin in your 'ben using his face to slap the omnitrix' permanently altered my brain chemistry and now I can't draw him any other way. you're sooooo fucking smart, love your art!!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️

Omg thank you so much, I’m honored to have altered ur brain! Your art is so cool, dude! I love seeing your stuff in the ben 10 tag!!!

Might I offer u this Kevin doodle that’s been sitting on my desktop

#ok but fr dude your art is EXCELLENT. it’s abt the movement and the lines and the COLOR OMG THE COLOR. 👌🏼👌🏼 so good #I’m so honored that my kev has impacted ur work t^t I love drawing that kid w muscle and pudge it is the best #al chatters #ask #Kevin levin #ben 10 #my art #doodles

[birdybrainzz]

Rewatching "Barbie and the Three Musketeers" just to feel something.

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Toxic Masculinity radiates from this man.

#He is Hugh Jackman coded your honor #barbie #movies #barbie movies #nostaliga #barbie and the three musketeers #spilled thoughts #words #toxic masculinity #gender equality #this movie was so good it makes me want a live action but only if they do an excellent job and hugh jackman plays philippe othewise I'm out #feminism

[poptartmochi]

and I haven't even touched the excel spreadsheet...

#attempting to format a spreadsheet rn would Actually kill me. im just gonna have to bring my laptop to work tomorrow #we have excel at work but it's super neutered.. no features at all 💔 i need The Whole Thang your honor #sriracha.txt

[dayas]

I’m sorry Varchie and Brucas are the same ship in a different font.

#varchie #brucas #riverdale #one tree hill #THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! #rich girl with dark/brown hair and rumors/assumptions flying around her + hbic attitude + cheerleader #meets sensitive light haired star athlete with an artistic side hustle and they fall in love #both brooke and veronica were 10 toes down abt lucas and archie from the BEGINNING literally day one #NICKNAMES: pretty girl and boyfriend/cheery and broody — archiekins and ronnie #best friend cheating trope TWICE check 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 #but also the regret and rebuilding #both would have made/make incredible couples that found their way back to each other and keep choosing each other/chosen soulmates #+ they rock as friends and make excellent teams; they’re better together #not to mention broody athlete x cheery cheerleader aka sunshine/grumpy trope to an extent #epic love confessions and CHEMISTRY OFF THE CHARTSSSSSSSSS with PLENTY of spicy scenes #like #your honor #it’s the same picture #and not even mentioning the girl brazenly flirting with the guy and him being amused by it #both of them bringing out the other’s deeper sides and making them better/want to be better #2nd chance romance DOWN TOO #i may or may not write a more coherent dissertation tomorrow but hear me tf out this is a clear vision and i’m SEEING IT #k chats #screaming into the void

[jenipedia]

You know, when BG3 was in early access, I didn’t understand all of the Astarion hype. I’m still technically in Act 1, but I know his story beats and I’ve seen the clips and I get it now.

#I’m still a Gale girly at heart #but this vampire has consumed my soul #it doesn’t help that neil newbon does such an excellent job with him #I just love all of these characters your honor #I’m gonna fuck this vampire in my durge run don’t you worry #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion

[jazzy-mass]

I haven’t watched a whole lot of 2012 just yet but! Have a quick doodle 🧡🐢🤩

#tmnt #michelangelo tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012 #tmnt 2012 #my art #i love them your honor #I just keep collecting more turtles #and the au competition is giving me so many more #good #excellent #perhaps I will sketch more later but for now! #I return to my nest until further notice #good day