#they are the ah dorks

[xero013]

Went Over Their Heads 🗣️

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#submas #nimbasa trio #nimbasabattleshipping #conductorshipping #gym leader elesa #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #elesa #subway boss kudari #subway boss nobori #kamitsure #thirdrailshipping #IM BACK SO SORRY ABOUT THAT #they are the ah dorks #living rent free in my head #Elesa's boyfriends are idiots but they're HER idiots #also Ingo's winter fit is Weavile Inspired just like Elesa's togetic palenstine fit

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

[jeeaark]

For those out of the fruit loop (I'msosorry) (and for those in, Iamalsosorry) There once was a coconut And a pineapple too and They're Dream Pajamas to Greygold

The illithid has feelings. Withers was wrong. I repeat. The. Illithid. Has. Feelings.

I believe it was at this moment that I decided when this is all over, I would like to keep buddy squid in the squad. Forever.

With Lae'zel.

...Somehow.

The universe said illithid and githyanki are arch-enemies with only hate, cruelty, and death for one another. Greygold laughs while holding a coconut in one hand and a pineapple in the other, and says "not with that attitude"

Also. Look. The emperor doesn't. doesn't have the heart to explain to Greygold how astral space works. CAN"T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW TIME WORKS THERE HOW DOES IT WORK SQUIDDY????

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #LOOK ALL THE OTHER COMPANIONS GOT A PERSONAL QUEST #WHY CAN'T GREYGOLD #The Piña Colada Friendship Ever After Quest baybey~ #NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG TRYING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE #also I loled when I saw the same dress style as the dream guardian in the shop #like ah thats where they got their inspiration from #what an illithi-DORK

[lousysharkbutt]

for some reason a lot of your older marvel art that I haven't seen in a while has been making its way to my dash lately and it's honestly The best tumblr experience. thank you so much for being the funniest person in the world and sharing that with us marvel dorks <3

THIS IS SO SWEET THANK U ILU 🥹💕

#MARVEL DORKS R MY LIFEBLOOD #ah the old days of daily marvelposting #if only i werent so busy these days #also funniest person in the world is such a huge compliment i dont deserve it but uve made me very happy ty <3 #ITS A GOOD DAY

[fleething]

do you all remember that moment in s2 when the owner of the magic shop says he can’t attend the monthly meeting bc he is “taking his beloved spouse out to dinner”? do you also remember the look crowley gives aziraphale as these words are being said? and sure, it could mean ‘well, how are you going to convince him to come now?’ but i like to think it means ‘why am I not a beloved spouse being taken out to dinner as well?’

#this is canon and you cannot change my mind #crowley is like #i’m a babygirl and i deserve nice things #pls angel #oh and the az tells the things abt the magic book and crowley is like ah yes i remember i am married to an oblivious nerd #while HE is busy playing with the crystal ball and az is like ah yes my husband the dork #they are perfect for each other #and then he got left for the position of ceo of heaven #this is fine #im still not at all affected by the second season of the show with an angel and a demon which came out over two months ago #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #ineffable spouses

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

I was pretty confident there was a canonical time in Arknights that Skadi, exasperated with Specter's sense of humor, joked about asking Kal'tsit to pump more Originium into her spine to make her "nice and docile again". But I can't find it in the game.

I know for a fact that it didn't come from an Arknights fanfic on AO3, though it might have been a joke written by another Tumblr user.

Does it ring any bells?

I know it's not out of character for Skadi, whose initial reaction to Specter regaining her sanity in [Under Tides] was word-for-word:

"Ugh, I've almost forgotten she always used to be like this."

Like, Skadi has repeatedly shown she's not shy about showing vulnerable, tender affection for Specter, but Skadi is also an Abyssal Hunter. Specter and Gladiia aren't the only ones to use harsh, biting humor.

From what I can recall, that is not a canon scene in game at all, if memory doesn't fail me it should be a post from Tumblr. Because while their humor can be like that™, I don't think that's something she says in game. Specter barely talks to Kal'tist in UT and even less in SN, neither does she in her Operator Records. But don't hesitate to ask more people, I know I've seen it somewhere!

#asks #thank you for reminding me that Skadi is literally the biggest dork when she's with Specter because ah #the joys of my beloved fish

[mblue-art]

another year with you. x

#dont mind me im just being super indulgent and posting this for me and my future self to look through #im just. so happy for them #these dorks have been living in my head for TWO years... #and its been two years since i first drew them together so its basically their 2nd anniv now jbhfd #(aaah didnt think may 2 would be an important date for me but here i am bwwbwwbwbbwuh) #crying i love and adore my comfort ship so much #theyre so important to meee :"') 💜💙 #they make me feel super soft and happy and emocean #(honestly living for that last panel of indigo bc hes sooo happy ಥ_ಥ) #skelesona #indigo #lust!sans #hearts #(ah i should start tagging him as lavender now; i never rlly call him 'hearts' in my head anymore) #lavender #mblue art #(ik there are skellies who have lav as a name but im!! already so attached to it and it fits well and rolls off the tongue nicely) #(and i gave myself some bullshit reason for his nickname and im still sticking to it) #(im sorry i dont think i plan on changing it anytime soon;;) #if youve read until this point- hi pls dont mind the mistakes n such- #im just focused on the overall good feels this gives me whenever i look at it qwq #LN

[mark4markaz]

i honestly have a headcanon that krux basically dragged acronix into the whole entire “control time, control everything” shit. acronix seriously seems like a too layed off a ‘kid in an adults body’ kind of way. hes always fascinated in everything new n shit, acronix is just so oblivious to his brother being so consistent towards controlling everything. ps- acronix only joined so he could keep all electronics to himself lmaolmaolmaolmao

#acronix ninjago #ninjago acronix #krux ninjago #ninjago krux #ninjago #the dork acronix #ah yes #and his overly pressed brother #(who doesnt shut up)

[sysig]

Employee 416, with varying levels of bumpscocity (Patreon)

#Doodles #The Stanley Parable #TSP #Employee 416 #My very first Stanley Parable OCs hhhhh #No Sinister doesn't count he's just a slightly different Stanley lol - plus my subconscious came up with him! #These two were on purpose - I've been wanting to make a TSP OC for years now! I just never had inspiration strike until now #I was so sure I was going to pick a random number and give 'em a quick doodle and be like Ye :D My little guy #Stanley's a little guy my little guy's a little guy it's all little guys! Perfect and fitting! #Lol it's never that easy is it #I ended up with two! And with an Employee who was specifically highlighted in-game!! Ah! #416 gave me ideas what can I say lol #Two specifically and I really can't decide which I like better hmmmm #They both got the ponytail treatment tho lol #Employee 416 being all about the Figleys but not at all Employee 427 is very funny to me lol #''How dare you sully the good name of Stanfiglurines by comparing them to that dork'' haha #And then there's the exact opposite - someone who admires Stanley from a distance but never up close and personal #Maybe they would've before the Narrator erased everyone?? Although the Figure Hunt goes on during the absense of everyone! #So he's set up in a kind of liminal state of existence haha #Although I think his feelings aren't exactly romantic - or platonic! A little closer to platonic but hmmm #Either way Employee 416 v1 does not appreciate v2 being so hype about him lol - it's supposed to be about the figures man!

[wndrflgrl]

*jazz hands* here it is. the muse inspiration board. some of the ones on here, i wasn't expecting either, lmao.

maka albarn - soul eater

marinette dupain-cheng / ladybug - miraculous ladybug

lance - voltron legendary defender

po - kung fu panda

chrissy ch/lapecka - tiktok popstar

amy rose - sonic heroes

#♥️ ah shit here we go again. ( ooc. ) #♥️ girls just wanna have fun ! ( dash games. ) #po is probably the most OUT THERE one on here but listen. just hear me out okay #i realized that the backstory i'm aiming for with them is very similar to what po goes through actually #but also they handshake over being massive fucking dorks #same thing for lance LMAO he goes through a similar character arc that i gave amy #maka and marinette are both just amy core to a T and there are definitely AUs out there that exist #chrissy becaue.. yes #and sonic heroes ! amy since that was my first introduction to her and i just adore her in that game so much

[riku-dawn]

So, I dunno how many people actually caught on to this, if it was meant to be easily overlooked, or if I just missed it somewhere.

But! Yuan's courtesy name.

Sizhui: to recollect, and long for.

Lan Zhan gave him a symbolic name after adopting him.

He would always remember the only person he ever loved romantically,

And long for what they could have had together had the Siege not happened.

Yes, they still got it in the end, but there's a wide time frame Wei Ying missed out on while Yuan grew up.

And it both hurts, and warms my heart that Lan Zhan chose a courtesy name out of love for Wei Ying, and Yuan.

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #mxtx #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxain #wei ying #lan sizhui #lan yuan #wen yuan #wangxian #wangxian family #ah my heart #bittersweet #they're in love your honor #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #cql #i kinda feel dumb #i know im a dork

[xero013]

Look at these three, definitely not troublemakers for sure.

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(Cringe 2022 vers.)

#nimbasa trio #submas #gym leader elesa #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #elesa #subway boss kudari #subway boss nobori #kamitsure #look at them all baby #they're all good students its just Emmet who sometimes start sht up because bored #Luckily he has twin big bro Ingo to stop him!! #unfortunately Ingo would have his hands full trying to deal not only with his twin but Elesa too #(who sometimes get dragged along in the end lol) #hmm expect this (thread? idk) to be added with more stuff #they are the ah dorks #they are friends #which would then become more as they grow older #they are living in my head rent free #redraw

[lunastar92]

#evan peters #actor #he's such an adorable dork 💜 #ahs #tate langdon #kit walker #kai anderson #jimmy darling #kyle #mr. march #x men days of future past #x men apocalypse #x men dark phoenix #peter maximoff #wandavision #pietro maximoff #sleepover #spongebob #phil of the future #dahmer monster: the jeffrey dahmer story #jeffrey dahmer

[skrunksthatwunk]

PU SPOTTED IN THE OWL HOUSE REAL

#the owl house #toh #yyh #yu yu hakusho #ah yes the crossover post #is it two u's??? u u pukusho #im #anyway #been binging season two in prep for the season 3 opener tonight #gang gang ig #come to the realization that season 2 is just banger after banger consecutively #anyway this is S2E3 if yall think im faking #side note but i love when people put stuff like this in media #art made by dorks for dorks yknow

[white-eden]

||Before the system||

Haneul: Heh, Jinwoo sneezes like a girl.

Jinwoo: How about I pound you like boy?

Jinwoo, a completely stuttering mess and blushing bright red : T-That.. that didn’t come out right.

Haneul: I’m feeling tempted tho..

Jinwoo: what?

Haneul: what?

#solo leveling oc #sololeveling #sung jin woo #fluff #solo leveling #solo leveling fluff #only i level up #park haneul #sung jinwoo x park haneul #dorks in love #both are idiots in love your honor #sung jin ah it’s so tired of these two idiots #incorrect solo leveling quotes

[something-about-sunflowers]

Izzy is an Old Queer who regularly calls himself a tranny and a fag and sometimes even a dyke if he's feeling spicy.

Stede is a Baby Gay who only learned about the lgbtqia2s+ community very recently through the internet. Uses micro-labels out the wazoo, like, super niche shit too (nothing wrong with that so long as you're not giving other people trouble about it ofc).

They clash. A lot. First time Izzy calls someone queer (who IS queer) Stede has an apoplexy and starts screeching about slurs.

(Ed is just Ed. He goes with the flow as long as it's not coming out of hate, you can call him whatever. When he's bored he'll pick a side and antagonize tho.)

#the dork is being a dork #izzy hands #ah hell why not #stede bonnet #edward teach #steddyhands #cause i think it's funny if they're like this but still fucking #stede'll be inside of him and izzy's calling him a chaser like 'you get off on trannies don't you ya sick fuck?' and stede cries (and cums) #jack is aware of most current terms and uses the funnier community terms like alphabet soup/mafia etc #but he's also down to fuck with stede #so he's always on izzy's side calling himself and izzy poofs and fruits and shit lmao #cause it's fun to see stede go red the way he does #tags are making me think stackedhands now lmfao #which is even funnier #jack and izzy competitively sex bullying stede and ed just enjoying the ride and occasionally joining in #uh #tw slurs #i guess? #in the identity way but i know people aren't as widely comfortable with fag/tranny/dyke etc as with queer so #fair's fair