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palilious · 9 months
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smooshing them together like two barbie dolls
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bettymylove · 7 months
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READER MAKING OUT HARDCORE WITH THEODORES ABS AND SHE PRACTICALLY CRIES SHES SO HORNY AND THEYRE SO PRETTY SO SHE EVENTUALLY GETS OFFF ON HIS ABS?!
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pairing: theodore nott x reader
content: pure smut, 18+
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your hazy state and the fact that theo was just out of the shower were the two things you had decided to blame for your behavior.
you had been painfully horny all day long, so much that it hurt to walk and the only solution you were aware of for your problem was theodore nott also known as your boyfriend.
you had reached his dorm when he was still in the shower, and like the good girl you were you waited for him on his bed not once trying to touch yourself.
theo emerged from the shower with wet hair and water dripping down his body until it reached his very loosely hung grey towel which you were sure was the only piece of clothing he was wearing.
however, your attention was taken up by something else, his abs were the only thing you could focus on.
"baby, what are you doing here? I thought you were busy today" you broke out of your trance after hearing his low and husky voice.
having no patience left, you took long strides towards him and clawed on his chest so that he would angle his face towards yours.
both of your lips met in a fiery kiss, and you detached your arms from around his neck to his shoulders slightly pushing him back so that he would land on the bed with you on top of him.
your kisses started trailing downwards, sucking on his neck long enough to leave a mark.
you had untied his towel and his cock sprung out in response, your kisses finally reached his abs the place you adored the most.
licking all over his abdomen, while sneaking some licks to his dick, you moaned after you heard him groan.
if you thought you were horny before, it was nothing compared to what you were feeling now after theo forcefully put his dick in your mouth to cum in it.
you had started humping the floor out of desperation,you needed the friction,you needed the release.
"are you really such a needy whore, that you have started getting yourself off on the floor?" you only moaned out a breathy moan in response.
you finally had the courage to stand up on your wobbly knees and push theo back down on the bed again.
carefully positioning yourself on top of his abs,you started to move back and forth the friction going directly to your clit.
theo made an animalistic sound at this, "fuck baby, you really love my abs that much, huh?" he was fully smirking seeing you in this form.
"love it teddy" you responded, biting your lip.
"do you fuck your pillow like this, thinking it's my abs?" you blushed at being caught, and only nodded in response.
"you're close aren't you baby, you're gonna cum in your panties like a whore?" he had started helping you fasten your pace so that your could reach your high.
"m'your whore teddy" you managed to make out, and just as you did you reached your orgasm, it was so stretched out that you were shaking by the end of it.
"fuck that was so hot, now don't you think my dick needs a little riding too?" he asked cheekily and you were more than happy to oblige.
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kenlvry · 1 year
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stans gang and late night skinny dipping eith their s/o
skinny dipping with stans group
an,DAMNN OKAY ANON I SEE U 😝🤞 this is such an interesting one. SLIGHTEST nsfw so theyre all 18
kenny
you and him were having a sleepover, he's just there to accompany you since your parents are out of town and your an only child so it gets scary.
kenny has had this idea for a long time actually,everytime he comes over he suggests you two skinny dip tgt but you always refuse
not that you don't want to, he asks when the sun is blaring at you and during people are just walking by and greeting you like cmon, and also your parents can clearly see you if you two go skinny dip like um???
anyways, you two were watching a movie and it was getting boring, you looked out to your backyard to see your pool, you thought it was a good time "ken, you know how you always ask to skinny dip tgt?"
his clothes are off by the time you finish that sentence. he has been ready ever since the day he saw you had a pool.
he's already in the pool waiting for you. your just there like 🧍 "come in babe" you stood there taking off your clothes while he stared from the pool "damn think i need to be handcuffed somewhere this time" smirking at you.
the pool was cols.the pool wasn't that deep, it reached your shoulder meanwhile it reached just the lowerhalf of kenny. since it was cold kenny would make jokes like "its really cold, dont you wanna warm you sweet boyfriend?" or "you love me right? im really cold rn.."
his hands are everywhere, from you waist to your ass to your hands then your shoulders, he is dora the explorer
tbh you two don't know what to do in there, i mean.. theres only one thing to do when your naked tgt...and uh you weren't up for that
when you have your back turned on him he would definitely press himself against you "tryna do something tonight?" he hugs you from behind and lays his head on your shoulder
"maybe not in the pool ken" you smiled "IN THE BED THEN???" you just kept smiling escaping his grasp around you and getting out of the pool with a towel around you "come meet me there" you winked. he is already there before you know it, skinny dipping with kenny is a one way ticket to not be able to move for two days
stan
tbh skinny dipping was your idea, you were bored and you come across a tiktok abt it and was intrigued.
"no." he has his arms cross and stern look, "PLEASEEEEE, your no fun stan please please" you did your best puppy eyes and hands clasp together looking up to him.
he wants to 100%, but he's scared someone's gonna walk by and see you two literally naked. you were so persistent and he couldn't deny you.
he looked at the time and at this time almost everyone in south park, except for you two are sleeping. he agrees and you burst a huge smile taking of your shirt and pants leaving you in your bra and underwear walking to the pool.
"w-wait y/n!" bro is stuttering blushing fluttering embarrassed flushed. i mean its not the first time he's seen you naked but usually you two make out with your eyes closed so he never really admired your whole body.
you jump in the pool, taking off your undergarments in the pool and throwing it, he sighs taking off everything except for his boxers.
the pool water reached just about above your boobs, i mean you could still see them but the water covers some. "stan take off your boxers" he's avoiding eye contact. "fine I'll do it" "WAIT NO" and like that he's naked now.
he is so embarrassed like damn with you naked he's already shy enough. your pool had stairs, it was a 3 step stair. stan was on the 2nd step slouching and man spreading, he's just watching you enjoying the water, you were cute he thought.
but its no fun when he's doing nothing, slowly approaching him the water slowly submerging from your body. your body revealing itself making even more shy, he doesn't notice it but he's smirking while eyeing you. stan had to held back the urge to vomit.
your body was wet, not too wet but wet. your hair tied up hut some strands wet from taking off his boxers earlier. sitting on his lap with one hand on his shoulder and the other on his cheek reaching in for a kiss, but just as your two lips was suppose to meet you pulled away and winking then getting up from the pool drying yourself and wrapping a towel around you.
he scoffs while smirking at the stunt you pulled. no way hes going to let you go like that, he immediately gets up and pulled your arm and pulling you into a kiss causing the towel to fall down. lets just say you two had one hell of a night
kyle
idk about you but i think Kyle's the first to bring it up, he would bring it up once but then forget about it months later
you remembered and suggested it again, he was like okay boo whatever u say. ur abt to take off your underwear and bra and he justs screams at you to stop "WAIT! do it in the pool" "what why" you don't question it any further and get in taking it off in there.
he says he doesnt want anyone seeing you but its 2 am who wants to walk by and peek through the fence?? "what if your neighbors see you, he has windows yk" "his curtains are close and the person in the room is 3 year old boy" "still."
he would stand REALLY close to tou, he covering you as if the kid isnt asleep 5 hours ago. he is full on staring at you, no shame just looking at you up and down.
he's seen you naked before but somehow you naked underwater is just so much better, he then realises hes been staring too long and is begging you to not swim underwater bc rn mans is having a boner 🤞
you two get straight to the point ,theres no teasing no nothing you two are doing it in the pool no need to the go in the bedroom, he kisses you as an accident but a kiss turned into a makeout session then uh yeah....
you'd have to physically pull out yourself bc you know this shit gon last until morning and youre not trying to have a fever.
cartman
when you mentioned it he refuses straight away "no thats gay" even if you beg with your life he wouldn't agree. you'd have to ask three days in advance.
he'll eventually give in, it took alot od brining though. he def takes off his boxers underwater hes too shy, he doesn't admit to it though
and tbh he doesn't regret agreeing to this bc your body being wet like that was paradise for him, you look so hot and so carefree he is not taking his eyes off of you.
he realises it and get moody bc he loves it and doesn't wanna admit. he would splash water at you so he can fuck up your hair, you told him earlier you didn't wanna dive in bc you didnt want your hair to be wet so he makes sure your hair is wet
you'd tease him alot, touching him from behind, kissing his neck, his lips, he loves it sm but he acts as if he hates it like bro its obvious.
the night ended with bed creaks from your room, if you know what o mean
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im-yn-suckers · 1 year
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ok, ok i had no idea Taylor Swift had a song named 'Midnight Rain' so do not come at me lol
pairing-bf niki x fem reader(jays younger sister)
warnings-kissing, dancing in the rain, emotional jay, kinda long ngl hehe, theres a shower at the end so thats up to you to decide if theyre separate or not:) not proofread
song- A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
11:59 pm. it was pouring outside and you two were watching it. you watched the way it hit the ground. he watched the way you adored the rain. he knew you wanted to go play in it because you kept looking at him every now and then.
-"let me guess, you want to go play in it?"- he asked already knowing your answer. you nodded excitedly in response.
-"lets go then"- he said putting on his hoodie and tossing you his extra that was lying on the windowsill. you two left towels for when you returned
once you got outside, he was a little hesitant but you reassured him nothing bad was going to happen
-"what if the guys find out?"- he asked because jay was always worried that youd get sick. he wasn't too much of a protective brother. he knew you like niki and that niki liked you. he saw how happy you two were together so he decided he was the perfect one for you and you were the perfect one for him.
-"well then. come what may. hurry it might stop soon"- you grabbed his wrist and he followed you into the rain.
after a few minutes, you were being spun around. entering the soft embrace of niki, then leaving. niki looked ethereal with his hair dripping. the way his hair dipped into his eyes gave you butterflies. his face was beautifully lit up by the moon. his boxy smile and the way he looked at you was enough to know you love him and he love you.
the moon highlighted his straight white teeth. the crease around his mouth when he smiled. his sharp cat like eyes. his plump lips. his sharp jawline. the wrinkles around his eyes.
he pulled you into his embrace. he held you by your waist. you put your arms around his neck, playing with his hair. he pressed his forehead against yours, smiling, looking into your beautiful eyes.
he loved the way his hands fit on your waist perfectly. the way your eyes sparkled in the moonlight. the way you looked with raindrops in you hair and on your eyelashes. how celestial you looked. not just celestial, more like ethereal, exquisite, airy, divine.
he loved the way your bodes fit together like pieces of a puzzle. the way you two could stay like this forever, with your foreheads pressed together, noses touching, eyes shut, swaying from side to side, you in his embrace, him holding you close to him.
he pressed his plump, pink lips against yours. he kept them there for a little while. you pressed your against his. you kissed him back and didn't want to stop. he pulled away and smiled at you. you smiled at him. and before you knew it his beautiful lips were on yours again.
that was until jay opened the door and saw you two kissing, soaking wet, in the rain, under the beautiful moon. he was going to say something but you two started to dance again. looking at you two waltzing in the rain made his heart melt.
he felt a tear slip down his cheek. he wiped it, decided to go inside and just watch through the window. the way he looked at you showed he was proud of both of you. his little sister, all grown up, waltzing with his younger best friend. his not so little sister, words couldn't express how he felt right now.
his not so little sister, finally found someone who loves her more than anything. his not so little sister, who loves someone more than anything. why did you two have to be so cute together? hi face was wet from watching you two dance the night away
-"i love you more than anything, y/n"- he said pulling you into a hug
-"i love you too, niki"- you said burying your head into his chest.
-"now, may i have this last dance, princess?"- he asked, bowing like and elegant prince as he held out his hand.
-"why of course you may, prince."- you answered taking his hand
you waltzed for another 10 minutes, all while jay and the rest of enhypen watched you two be a fluff, cliché couple. jay, wiping his face and washing it in order to hide the fact that he was crying. he pulled you into his embrace one last time.
all the enhypen members watched as niki kissed his favorite person in the world. the kiss was filled with all sorts of emotions but mostly, love, happiness, joy, excitement, innocence and passion. you kissed him back, arms around his neck. one of his hands on your waist, the other holding the back of your head. he pulled away and left one last soft peck on your lips.
1:19 am, jay had been watching for half an hour, enhypen had only been watching for ten minutes. you two made your way back inside, hand in hand. only to find enhypen sitting on the couch with crossed arms.
-"ok we weren't out there for long"- niki said in attempt to save you two.
-"i was watching for half an hour"- jay said
-"we're really sorry"-you apologized
-"we're not mad, we're proud"- jay said and all the members agreed
-"proud of what?"- you asked
-''you two. for finding the ones you truly love. just please don't do this again. or at least let us know''- jay said
-''ok''- you two murmured in agreement.
long story short, these were the moments that would last a lifetime. they were the moments that proved you would be together forever. the night ended with a warm shower and cuddles.
-''i love you, so, so much''- niki reminded you
-''i love you too my love''- you answered
an: i dont know anything abt dancing soooo. did yall see his weverse update????????? im not ok. i might write a fic abt paragraphs 8-11. should i??? js explaining everything he loves and everything you love. i got a lil carried away eh heh not me crying while writing this
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micamicster · 2 years
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⭐⭐⭐ + if theres any lore, re: how everybody met how they started doing what theyre doing, that didnt make it into the fic that you want to share 👀
Ok so like I'm thrilled you asked this because there is SO MUCH LORE
This fic went through two major iterations before I settled on keeping it all on the road (and all from steve's pov) which means I've got all this shit i really really couldn't fit into the format of this particular story, but which i Know to be True. Robin and Steve's backstory is a big one! ( @hihereami I know you wanted this one too) Uh. Trigger warning for attempted sexual assault.
Ok so the tricky thing with Steve and Robin was how to translate the very particular elements of their bonding backstory (kidnapped from their shit summer job and drugged and tortured by russian spies) into something that would tie them together equally tightly but which actually applies to the real world? Like I think just having them work at Scoops together wouldn’t cut it--Robin in particular would need something major to prove to her that Steve is trustworthy.
What I figured is that they would have been runaway teenagers working at that ice cream shop in LA and dreaming of being rock stars. Steve gets invited to some big shot’s party because he’s dating one of the hired dancers, and he brings Robin along because he knows she’s interested in the industry, and then she gets roofied at the party, and Steve doesn’t ditch her. I wrote a little bit of it, in a scene where Robin tells Eddie about it, hang on
“Back when Steve and I had only just met, he brought me with him to some big Hollywood executive’s party. I have no idea how he scored an invite himself—I think he was seeing one of the dancers? And he brought me. Because, you know, at the time I was telling everyone I wanted to be a director, and I guess he thought this could be my in.”
Robin takes a gulp of her drink, and Eddie thinks the story is done. That it’s about Steve Harrington, dim but decent guy, bringing along a girl he scoops ice cream with to some fancy party because he once heard her say she wanted to make movies.
It’s not the end of the story.
“We got roofied,” says Robin baldly.
Eddie’s head snaps up. “What?”
“I think they were aiming for me,” Robin twists the hem of her shirt around her fingers until the tips go white, “but you know me. I’m not very good at parties, I’m socially awkward, I get nervous and ramble—Steve was sticking pretty close. We ended up splitting a couple of our drinks, and, well, he got some too.”
“They took us upstairs. Us, because… Steve wouldn’t leave me. I don’t know what they gave us, but it was like… everything seemed funny, but it wasn’t funny. It wasn’t funny at all.”
Steve, head lolling on his neck, limp as an over-cooked noodle, sticking to her like glue. Them yanking Steve around, making him dance for them, ‘we’ll leave your little girlfriend alone if you…’
“They broke his nose and I just sat there laughing like a loon.”
“I threw up. That’s what stopped it. I stuck my finger down my throat and started puking, and then Steve started puking, and I guess it didn’t seem that much fun anymore, to them.”
The two of them covered in vomit, blood still trickling from Steve’s nose, crawling down the hall to a bathroom. She remembers laying in a bathtub howling with laughter, dizzy from the way the lights seemed to spin, Steve sticking his head into the sink, spraying faintly pink water everywhere as he snorts and giggles.
Him passing her a wet towel, dropping bonelessly onto the tiles next to the bathtub, talking nonsense to keep awake until they sober up, playing truth because they’re too woozy for dares. Steve’s truth being that he really, really liked her.
“And then?”
“And then I came out. For the first time.” Robin claps her hands together. “And we’ve been best friends ever since.”
“Jesus.”
“I know.”
“Just like that?”
“Well, it took him like two minutes to put together that lesbians exist, but yeah, just like that.”
It doesn’t work in the fic becasue it’s all from Steve’s pov, and he would never tell Eddie about this because he wouldn’t share something that happened to Robin without her permission. And also because it’s not so much the specific event? As it is about how they both have an intimate knowledge of how dangerous this industry can be for teenagers, and that they also trust the other person totally and completely to always have their back.
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wooahaes · 8 months
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han enemies to lovers ??
ok so i was talking abt this w isa a lot and ive been thinking abt this idea for hours now. camp au where you and han are both camp counselors at a camp you once went to during middle school... and absolutely hated each other then. no one knows what started it, all they know is that u and han are Enemies (who put up w one another for the kids) also i know nothing abt summer camp. play in this sandbox w me-
like. any time ur actually doing ur job? you and jisung get along great... maybe with some slight bickering, but nothing serious. you two play it off well enough that the kids dont catch on and think ur just rly good friends who make playful jabs at each other. theres definitely at least once instance where the two of you are getting heated and chris comes by and both of you are like nope! no problems here! jisung puts an arm around you like haha we are best friends :))) and then you immediately shove him away once chris is gone.
chris has a system in place where the two top counselors of the week get something special for their cabin (and get to take the truck into town for said special thing--sometimes its pizza, sometimes its ice cream, other times its like... special arts n crafts, etc) and literally all of the counselors kinda compete for it so they can get their own shit while they're in town. its usually felix or minho with someone else, and chris eventually sits reader and han down to be like "ok. ur both great w the kids. but i cant give you either of guys top counselor because you fight w each other so often."
which leads to them being on dishwashing duty again and bickering about it bc theyre blaming the other for it. and then you get the idea of "... what if... we just... pretend? i want my snacks and to get my kids origami paper. you want... whatever weird shit you want. chris would just assume we worked through shit." so they end up like. combining group activities for their cabins. switching around so they can be together again.
chris absolutely knows this is a ruse but if it gets them to get along, he'll just watch.
isa mentioned a boat scene where han and reader are in the same boat, watching their campers until they start bickering. it gets heated enough and the boat ends up capsizing, which. apparently han cant really swim? so just imagine reader immediately going to help him calm down since ykno. theyre all wearing life jackets. and the two of you are soaking wet and you get him back to the docks, wrapping a towel around him since the others are out on the lake. idk maybe a lil heart to heart while the two of you are waiting for ur fellow counselors to corral the kids back in.
chris lets u guys win at the end of the week and u both figure out what you wanna do for ur cabins. u settle on having a big ice cream party with all ur kids and teaching them how to make friendship bracelets sometime next week. chris hands the keys to you after he's like "dont. dont crash the car." and its just the two of u getting closer.
maybe... u make each other friendship bracelet? and oh no ur kinda starting to crush on each other.
also full credit to isa but she mentioned something where the kids write each other letters and i think thts cute and its the end of camp when they're writing their final letter to one another. and one of han's kids comes up to hand him one and hes like oh, for me? aw :D and then it turns out that its from reader and the two dont rly talk about it. he just shoves his own letter at them in the dining hall that night before leaving bc dont. dont say anything to him.
and idk. y'all see your kids off before heading back in to pack your own bags and get ready to leave, since ur probs getting a ride from someone else (maybe chris?), and jisung shows up and theres another like. convo abt how they literally hated each other. for like. way too long. and now things have changed between them and jisung asks if maybe they want to go on a date sometime... only for the two of them to kiss as reader says they'd love to.
(in the background someone is paying up bc the moment they overheard 'reader and jisung are going to feign friendship to get counselor of the week', someone else went 'they're gonna be together by the end of summer just u watch' and it became a bet)
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lunarflare64 · 2 years
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Every time my cleaner comes over I think "it'll be fine, I'm used to it now" and every time she leaves I have a half an hour long meltdown/freakout/rage-fest as I storm through my house and put everything where its supposed to be and WHY DID SHE PUT THE STUFF THAT WAS IN TWO SEPARATE BASKETS INTO ONE BASKET IF THEYRE IN TWO BASKETS THEYRE LIKE THAT FOR A FUCKING REASON SHE JUST DIRTIED TWO WEEKS WORTH OF CLEAN TOWELS BY DUMPING THEM INTO THE DIRTY TOWEL BASKET THAT WAS SOAKING WET NOW EVEN IF I COULD TELL CLEAN FROM DIRTY IT WOULDNT FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE EVERYTHINGS WET AND I HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING WASHED I HAVE CLEANERS BECAUSE IM FUCKING DISABLED AND CANT CLEAN MYSELF DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO POINTLESS FUCKING LAUNDRY THAT DIDNT NEED TO BE DONE FOR ANOTHER TWO FUCKING WEEKS
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asei-mogai · 2 years
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yall i had the worst fuckin nosebleed today holy shit-
i just. i need to share this so like heres some pics and a story to go with.
BEWARE!! THERE IS REAL PICTURES OF BLOOD BELOW THE CUT!! (dw im fine it was just a bad nosebleed)
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peep my crocs lol
the top two photos are kinda pretty in a weird way-
also like. i wouldve dealt with it but i was at the dog park and they only had unused poop bags and my ass was not about to use that as a tissue, so i waited until it just stopped on its own.
so i grabbed my puppo and went to the nearest gas station and walked in with my hand covering (as best as i could tell) most of the nastiness. then i asked to use the bathroom and they were like "yea sure its over there".
i started washing my nose/face.
they only had 2 paper towels.
my nose started bleeding again.
i then had to try and look under the sink for a new roll of paper towels or anything else i could use without making a big ass mess everywhere with my shnoz.
there were no paper towels but there was a couple rolls of toilet paper, so i grabbed one.
did i mention my hands were wet because of constantly trying to clean up the blood that was still flowing??
i managed to deal with the TP eventually, but augh it sucked. i cleaned up the room as best i could with the limited resources.
i ended up buying a mini-pack of tissues for the road in case the TP couldnt hold up. it did, luckily.
i an tired.
oh also for the past three days ive had 1 nosebleed per day and theyre only getting worse :')
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volinare · 1 year
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justv woke up from a series of dreams where I was going on dates with Doechii. Her first name was Dimitri though. It was fun but she kept enchanting the shopping cart that she throw her wet bathing suit and towel in to turn into a black panther and chase people around the parking lot (including me but i could fly so it was fine)
she did this all for the laughs and would write a little catchy chorus that the panther would play as it ran around. I only remember two of them. no idea if theyre from the real world or not:
'hey, let me come over and suck you off. I don't even need to pick you up" but its like sung really high pitched by a guy.
and
'my girls attack like a panther. They're just as deadly, just a vicious. something something, I hope they kill you, I hope you like it.'
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palilious · 7 months
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The way she tells me I'm hers and she is mine Open hand or closed fist would be fine
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fadeintoyou1993 · 2 years
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For the ship ask thing I HAVE to say Hizzie
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i think y'all want hizzie .
Who’s the cuddler? it's v much canon that lizzie and hope love cuddles and lizzie specially since she grew up sharing a bed almost every night so she ALWAYS gotta be hugging something 🥺 and hope is so tiny it's like her own real-life teddy (wolf??) bear sksmkskz and hope likes it bc she's always the one doing the protecting and etc so to be held nd feel ✨safe✨ is her fav thing
Who makes the bed? lizzie bc hope cant reach the corners NSKSKDKSKSKSKSK now seriously def lizzie bc shes the more organized and tidy one out of the two of them... like caroline raised that girl shes 100% doing the beds. extra hc but hope leaves wet towels on the bed and it makes lizzie want to throttle her everytime KSKSKSKDKDKDK
Who wakes up first? hope!! to train and work out etc. its literally canon too like in 2x08 when lizzie was still asleep when hope was already up and running skskskskk sometimes lizzie is like yes lets train or yes let me go with u to watch u train! and then 5 mins later hope turns around and lizzie is just lying on the floor asleep like i cba w this actually KSKDKSKK
Who has the weird taste in music? i dont think either of them do but id be more inclined to say hope bc she IS a lil odd. but it is canon that lizzie listens to motown/hip hop the most and w hope being from NOA shes def into old jazz and blues so i think their taste in music is v (black) unmatched truthfully skakdkdkakskkd
Who is more protective? AGAIN canon that theyre both v protective of each other but hope w her hero complex is like... insane skakdjsj ppl look at lizzie wrong and hope is like U WANNA FUCKIN GO?????? but honestly its the same for both of them altho i think hope is def more towards the physical violence route meanwhile lizzie is like i WILL bully this person's next generation for calling MY girlfriend "funsized" and WHAT does it matter if i said it first shes MY girlfriend-
Who sings in the shower? i think they both would do it but i see hope doing it more and its always something v embarrassing like shes singing to random songs that get stuck in her head when she thinks that no one is home / around to hear and lizzie loves it sm bc 1) hope never sings 2) hope makes everything sound better LMFAO like she'll literally be singing to really fucking old songs from like the 50s and lizzie is just like ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ and she never tells hope she hears it bc then hope will get self conscious and wont sing again dkskks
Who cries during movies? depends on the movie and it depends on what they are feeling like at a certain day but hope IS the cry baby so she cries during every single movie they watch that has a dog or something like that. if the movie talks about loss or anything psychological they're both fucking messes tho skskjs But also hope cried for 3 hours after she watched Wall-E im right. Also lizzie always has to search if a dog dies before any movie bc it always ruins like hope's entire WEEK if it happens and then the next week lizzie is trying to stop hope from adopting every dog she sees (even if they have owners)
Who spends the most while out shopping? lizzie literally! like bags on bags on bags on BAGS of outfits and retail therapy 😭😭 and she def always drags hope along to 1) carry her bags 2) make her try 183829394 outfits bc if she's not the one forcing hope to buy clothes, hope wont fucking BUY THE CLOTHES jdkdksk
Who kisses more roughly? depends on the day once again! i think they both do bc we all know these two are unhinged and unstable SAUR........ but lizzie is also the one who canonly has a ch#king kink SO THEN AGAIN..... but literally the two of them like its sick
Who is more dominant? same answer ^^ but its funny to me that hope thinks that shes the dominant one and SHES the sire and blah blah blah but lizzie looks at her weird or gives her a short answer shes crying sobbing throwing up talking about "when u dont choose me it hurts 🤕" LMFAOO like hope thinks she holds all the power (and to some degree she does bc lizzie is down baddd for her) but like literally hope is a SIMP for lizzie akwlkskzslkd loser<3
My rating of the ship from 1-10. 10000000000/10 <3
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hi! are you accepting requests? if so can i request a fic where levi and the reader are secretly seeing each other and their little interactions spark up the interest of hange, so hange tells the rest of the levi squad and they all try to find out whether theyre dating or not? thank you!!
Yes, I am!!! Tysm for this idea I had so much fun writing it!!!
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𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖙: ~1.4K
a/n -- I really hope this isn’t bad HHHHHHH
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The mess hall was rowdy as always for a Friday night; all different regiments and ranks joined together—just to drunkenly blow off steam.
At the higher-ups’ table, a loud thud was heard; Hange had slammed down their beer-filled mug, laughing as they slightly splashed it on the man in front of them.
“Sorry,” They hummed cheerfully, despite knowing it was likely they would get berated for getting beer on him; He scolded them every chance he got.
Hange smiled stupidly while waiting for harsh words, but there were none. The man said nothing, his eyes completely elsewhere. He had no idea there was an ale stain on his white cravat.
“Levi?” Hange blurted in confusion, hiccuping while they did so. 
It was beyond uncommon for Levi to be spaced out and uncaring about a mess. He hated anything he deemed unclean—and he was picky about it, too. 
Hange was knowingly alarmed by their colleague’s strange behavior, and so, they curiously turned their head to see what he was staring at. 
His eyes were locked on a cadet belonging to the Scout regiment—one that Hange scarcely recognized as someone often around the Titan shifter, Eren Jaeger.
“That’s odd,” Hange murmured to themself, lifting the beer to their mouth to sip.“Wonder if this’ll work.” 
Mischievously, Hange ran their hand on the underside of the wooden table, getting a good heap of dust and dirt to stick to their palm. Afterward, Hange lifted themselves from their seat, leaned over the table, and softly flattened their hand on the top of Levi’s head; he didn’t move an inch. 
A booming “Woah,” escaped their lips, and in the typical Hange way, it caught everyone at the table’s attention—everyone except for Levi.
“Hange,” their co-worker called, a member of Levi’s squad; it was Petra. “What’s wrong?”
“He didn’t even flinch—I touched him with dusty hands!” Hange exclaimed, making dramatic gestures in disbelief. 
Petra raised an eyebrow and turned to look at Levi, who was now not only wearing a stained cravat; but also dust particles covering his usually impeccably shiny raven hair. 
Hange let out another scream in amazement; once again catching everyone’s attention—but not just those at the table. This time, the cadet noticed as well.
You began your strides over towards Levi—leaving behind your other members of the scouts. The closer you came towards him, the more his face began to change from pale to pink.
Hange watched in disbelief as you smiled at the short man, who now met your eyes with a softened gaze. 
You reached to his cravat; pinching the corner lightly to look at the stain Hange’s beer left. “Oh,” you scrunched your eyebrow. You weren’t sure why he hadn’t been freaking out over the stain.  “Do you want me to wash this for you? It’s dirty.” You asked,  pulling your hand back.
Levi’s gaze diverted from yours as his face changed from blushing pink to cherry red, practically ripping off his cravat to hand to you. “Sure.” He quickly replied.
Both Petra and Hange stared in shock. The usually strict, grumpy, short-tempered Levi was completely gone. Instead, he was now a wide-eyed, innocent virgin—who seemed to have not known what a woman was.
As you walked out of the mess hall with Levi’s cravat—to presumably wash—his focus was finally back to normal.
“What?” He growled, meeting Hange and Petra’s bewildered eyes with his violent ones.
They paused for a moment, saying nothing, until Hange deftly answered, “You got dust on your head.” 
Levi’s eyes widened, and he immediately started swatting at his head, disgusted by all the particles surrounding him.
“I need a shower.” He stated, rising from his seat, speed walking awkwardly out of the mess hall. It was clear he was very close to freaking out--grime was one of the only tame things in life that scared him.
After he left, Petra and Hange both silently sat, trying to comprehend what just happened. 
“Is Captain....dating?” Petra questioned, turning to look at Hange.
“Levi? Dating? No way.” Hange answered, not completely convinced of their own conviction.
There was another long silence between Petra and Hange—and then Hange opened their mouth to speak.
“We’re definitely investigating, right?” 
“What? Isn’t that an invasion of his privacy? I don’t think he would like it—“ Petra pleaded, but it was to no avail—Hange had already risen from their seat.
“Get the rest of Levi squad, then meet me outside of his office.” 
Petra sighed as she watched Hange leave the room; She was not too keen on snooping in on Levi’s personal life—mostly because she valued his opinion of her—and did not want to lose his trust. 
Hange, however, was giggling to themselves, bouncing as they walked to Levi’s office. 
The walk didn’t take long, since his room was relatively close to the mess hall; but picking the lock certainly would. Once they arrived at Levi’s door, Hange pulled a hairpin from the bird’s nest that rested atop their head—poking and prodding at the lock best as they could. 
When the lock had broken, Hange turned to see that Petra and the rest of the Levi squad were standing beside them.
“Good, you’re here.”
“Is Captain Levi really dating? He doesn’t seem like the type to get involved with others.” Eld questioned.
Oluo scoffed before he replied. “Of course not—he’s way too busy.” 
Petra rolled her eyes. “Like you’d know.”
“Of course I would—are you implying I don’t know what it’s like to be busy? My kill count—“ Oluo stopped, accidentally biting his tongue.
Gunther just sighed and made his way into the room; the rest following along. 
Hange and the Levi squad searched for what seemed like forever; they looked for anything they could find—a love letter, gifts, anything out of the ordinary that their Captain would not normally have—but they found nothing.
Eventually, Gunther sighed and slammed the desk drawer shut. “This is pointless.”
“And an invasion of privacy,” Petra added, sounding slightly annoyed.
Hange was starting to tire themselves—pushing up their glasses and rubbing their eyes, they spoke. “Fine, let’s call it a night; we can try and pair them up tomorrow during training and see then.” 
Everyone left the room, dragging their feet. Their mission failed, and everyone was beyond tired; They certainly weren’t going to stay up any later than they already had.
Goodbyes were exchanged, and they headed their separate ways; Hange specifically towards their dorm. 
And that’s when they turned the corner—and saw Levi talking with you in the deserted hall.
Hange hid, pushing their glasses back down to see clearer. Excited, they screamed internally.
Levi stood with the straightest posture possible; you could tell he was nervous. His hair was pushed back out of his face, still wet from his shower, with a towel draped around his neck. 
You handed him his cravat, teasing him for getting it dirty. It was exactly what you expected to see from two lovers.
Once you leaned in to kiss Levi on the cheek, Hange jumped out from the corner, revealing themselves.
“HOLY SHIT! YOU ARE DATING!” Hange screamed, standing strangely, pointing at you and Levi.
The short man went flying as he threw himself away from you—he was now flat against the wall, with an expression that mimicked a frightened cat.
Slightly spooked yourself, you turned to look at Hange. “Oh. Squad Leader Hange.” 
 “ARE YOU DATING?” Hange screamed down the hall—you could hear an angry cadet in their room yell back, “shut up.”
Levi peeled himself off the wall, walking down towards Hange angrily—you followed.
“What is this.” He sneered, glaring at his colleague.
“ARE. YOU. DATING.” Hange repeated, putting a lengthy amount of space between their words.
Levi turned bright pink again—and said nothing. Annoyed, you sighed and spoke for him. “Yes, we are.”
“HOLY SHIT!” Hange yelled, dragging out the o.
“Keep your mouth shut, four eyes.” Levi spat, returning to his typical grumpy demeanor.
You pat him on the shoulder, resting your hand there to represent a small, “be nice.” His face grew even more in color; instantly melting at your touch.
“Don’t go around telling people,” you said, trying to clarify what he meant. “I don’t want others to think I’m getting special privileges.”
Hange sucked in a long breath, trying to calm themselves. “Sure, sure, yep, yep, yep. I got you.” They smiled politely, beginning to walk off.
You and Levi watched as they turned to corner—and all of a sudden you heard them scream.
“PETRA!” 
Levi charged after Hange—and you muttered to yourself, “oh my god” before following along.
It was going to be a long night.
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moonandflowersfairy · 2 years
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match up request: hihi!! im not sure if your match-ups are still open but if not feel free to ignore this! My name's Ink(not really my name but i just like the word ink soo) my mbti is ENTP ennegram 7w6 and im a scorpio i dont rlly know about my uhh the other zodiac thingies(*°∀°)=3 appearance???I am 160cm tall! my hair is like Venti's/Lumine's(genshin im srry if you dont play (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)) but it's only black ohh did i mention that im pan and (any pronouns) nonbinary?? also the things i like to do?? i like tooooo draw,play games,read manga and watch anime sometimes i like to play piano,as for the things i dislike! the only things i dislike are bugs‼️ any type of bugs theyre all so icky for me. what i look for in someone/relationship? im not really sure myself (*´∇`) but someone who's fun to be around with the type who knows when its time to joke around and when it isn't or someone really caring and gentle. i think i have to say some stuff for what my personality is or smth?? I space out alot my ways of coping with things is humor٩( ᐛ )( ᐖ )۶ i can get annoyed pretty easily but i won't really show it uhh idk i think thats it?? i cant really think if anything else. ANYWAYS thats all thank youu ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡ (apologies if some just dont make sense)
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I match you with...
¡! Ryuguji Ken [Draken] ¡!
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why?
he is your balance, your stability and security, he keeps you in reality and you keep him more laid back, you bring out what you lack and that is the besg for you two
general headcanons :
¡! SFW ¡!
you met at his bike store.
you were looking for a shelter because of the heavy rain, all of your clothes were wet and maybe you were soon to catch a cold, a door of a store was open with a person standing there trying to close it, you ran towards him trying to not slip in the way, he saw you and let you enter, no words exchanged until he asked if you wanted something, lending you a towel and a jacket for you to get a bit warm again, hours passed by and you left after the rain stopped, leaving behind your jacket and taking with you the jacket he gave you, without noticing you had the wrong one.
days later you came again to the shop and exchanged numbers with him, somehow it was easy to mantain a conversation with a total stranger.
and since then you have been talking, a serious man in the outside but a total sweetheart in the inside
on your last unofficial date you went to a fancy restaurant, he confessed when he left you at your door entrance, giving you a passionate kiss when you said you reciprocated him, and left to his place a blushing mess.
a long lasting relationship for sure, if you wanna get married and have kids then he is the one for you
but if you don't then he all in too, as long as he is by your side he'll be very happy ^^
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with love, for: anon ♡
I hope you enjoy your domesticity with this man, he will be the best for sure
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lizandbo · 3 years
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zoo dates w/ hq bois
Warnings: cursing
I’m sorry that i haven’t posted in a long time becuase i dont really have any ideas to come up with drables and shit 
Asahi
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- fisrt he wants to do with you is just hide in the corner once you start to look at the mesmerizing exotic animals 
- “y/n?? can we go back to the koalas they kinda look cute...and less...scary..”
- “and sometimes you act like one rn”
- yes, he is clinging on to you with dear life, you were going to the lion section
- “theyre scary!!! whtat else am i going to say! thats my feelingsss”
- “okiedokie bb bear, we go back to the koalas”
- “thankyou, i would and could pass out if i saw those”
- you guys go over to the kaolas and adore them as much as you did when you were with them the fisrt time TWO SECONDS AGO
- you ad your gentle giant was interlocking hands with eahc other, while visiting the capybaras after the koala habitat 
- “baby look at those cute little thingssss”
- “sweetheart i dont think they are small..”
- one of the capybaras strolled towards you and gave a little squeak as a hello
- “awww look they said hi!”
- “i-umm...h-hello?”
- “asahi! Dont be shy..see? They are nice towards humans- AHHH dont nibble my mf finger!!!”
- “yeah they aren’t safe”(you)
- “(y/n)... can we go eat...at the food court?”
- “yes...we can...we can absolutely do that”
Tanaka
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- I think he would ask you if you guys can go to the zoo
- so y’all go there and act like the caged monkeys that you past by 
- when both of you were heading towards the peacocks and then he suddenly screamed out 
- “MY BABYGIRL LOOKS LIKE THOSE PEACOCKS!”
- “tanaka..please dont embar-”
- “they look so simalar! So elegant and pretty, i could just stare at you allll day becuase you look wayyy nicer than those birds baby”
- will praise the fuck out of you during the whole date, and he also is a romantic at heart 
- once you guys settle down, you were planing on what to make your stomach to stop feeling and hearing like world war 2 and 1 combined 
- you and him was walking to the Stand that sells tacos in teh food court 
- you started to eat your portion of food and he eating his, but from the corner of his eye he saw...lemurs on the loose
- couple of people were freaking out- i mean..yes there are wild animals out f the cage so..
- but tanka?? He was petting them and almost starting to kiss them goodbye when the zookeepers had to force the lemurs out fo his grasp
- “ya know if you actually started to kiss the fucking lemur i wasn’t gonna kiss you no more”
- “but bob was so cuteeee”
- “YoU nAmEd ThEm??!?!??!!”
- “yeah!”
- “holy fuck-”
Bokuto 
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- Ok ok ok first things fucking first, ya gotta know the thing he says that he wants to see first when you guys arrive there...are the grey horned owl- or some type of owl
- “hey babe! Look at your relatives”
- bokuto is one unhappy camper 
- “oh hey, look at your relatives..” 
- he pointed at the rats that look like they were wet drying towels on a clothing line, that were dropped by the owls from dinner
- “ooh Mr.Sassy~ I AINT A RAT BASKING IN THE MCFUCKIN SUN”
- “well thats what you get when your making fun of me”
- you thought his hair is deflated like a balloo- 
- “bobaby I’m sorry that your hair looks like a deflated balloon” 
- “(Y/NNNN) thats not helping!!!”
- you gave a kiss on the cheek for a non verbal promise..becuase this was supposed to be a date and not bully your owl boyfriend 
- once you kissed his cheek he jerked his head to come onto your lips with his 
- then the two of you received whistles and disgusted looks from everyone around while you were having a make out session on the bench next to the grey horned owls
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mentalpolaroids · 3 years
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GH | 21. Sleeping Arrangements
GH 20  GH 22
Drew opened the door to Chase's apartment, or everybody's apartment really, and engulfed me in a warm 'welcome home' hug. I hugged him back with a huge smile on my face. I was so excited to spend time with the cast and obviously the reason for that was a terrible thing but at least I didn't have to go through it alone, which is what would've happend if Chase didn't invite me to stay with them. "Fucking finally!", the boy said, letting me go and helping me with my two suitcases. I didn't have as much stuff as it looked, even because we weren't sure how long this lockdown would last but, hey, I'm a woman, I like to be prevented for anything. And I had lots of sweatpants, my adored sweatpants, which take a lot of space in a single suitcase. "So, where's the so unsufferable child y'all keep complaining about?", I asked, walking further into the apartmant to the living room, where Chase, JD and Austin sat on the couch. "You arrived at the perfect time.", Chase got up to hug me, "He went to take a piss." "You could've just said Rudy went to the bathroom, I don't need to know what he does there.", we both laughed and the other guys hugged me too. "Where's Bailey?" "It was her turn to take out the trash.", JD answered and the front door opened right after he spoke, Madison walking in. "Kelly, my baby!" "Sup Bailey babe!", we hugged each other pretty much like Maddie and I did earlier. "Kelly?", Rudys voice sounded from the hallway and oh boy did I feel my insides tingle from excitement to see him. "It's me baby boy!" "Oh here we go.", Chase mumbled in an amused voice, stepping away from me. I looked at him questioningly but I didn't even had time to ask him anything because I was lifted by a pair of strong arms around my waist and, as an instinct, I wrapped my arms around the boy's neck and my legs around his waist while letting a tiny squeal from surprise. Eveyone was either laughing, smiling or 'awe'ing and I couldn't help but laugh too, both of embarassement and for finally hugging my favorite person. "I missed you!", Rudy said, wiggling our bodies from one side to another with each word he said. "I missed you too!", I kissed his forehead and he smiled adorably, putting me down and huggin me like a normal person. "Oh the quietness.", Drew said, from behind us, and was follower by JD. "The piece." "This is way too cute for me to handle.", Austin commented. "Shush!", I said, still wrapped in Rudy's arms. "Oh hun you're quarantining with us, better get used to it.", Bailey laughed. Rudy let me go and went to the kitchen, asking me if I was hungry on his way there. I said yes and he got all excited saying he would make me something he just learned to do. Safe to say I melted. He was adorable. "Why do I feel like there's going to be a lot of fighting over you?", Maddie asked, sitting down on the ground between Chase's legs (which I would totally tease her about it later) and I sat in front of her. "Probably, I guess I'll have to get used to be shared between you two." "Yeah, good luck with that girls.", JD added, laughing. We spent the rest of the day talking, playing some games and eating a lot. I asked the cast how the interviews they did before the lockdown went and they would be having some more via facetime during the lockdown. After dinner, we were discussing the sleeping arrangements. There were three rooms and seven of us so it would be kind of difficult. Chase and Maddie decided to share one room, recieving lots of whistles from us, Drew and JD would share another, Bailey, Rudy and I got the last room and Austin offered to take the couch. Then, a fight between Bailey and Rudy took over to decide who would take the bed and who would stay on the air matress on the floor. "How about you two take the bed and I sleep on the matress?", I suggested. Madison said it was cool with her so we closed the case. Rudy agreed too but he didn't seem pleased. We all decided to finally go to bed but I insisted in washing the dishes from dinner before that because I hated seeing dirty dishes around. Rudy offered to help me so I took that oportunity to ask him about our sleeping arrangement. "Aren't you happy you got the bed?", I asked in amusement, trying to keep the mood lightened up. "Of course, but I wanted to share with you." I smiled and hoped he couldn't see my cheeks getting red. "Smooth, Pankow, smooth." "No! Not like that! I just want cuddles.", he said the last sentence in a hushed tone, smiling timidly. "I'm sure Bailey wouldn't mind switching it up a few nights, that way everyone gets to sleep on the bed and you get your cuddles." "Sounds fair." "Alright friends, time for skin care!", JD's voice came in between Rudy and I. "Oh, Bubble!", Rudy exclaimed. "Was is that?", I asked, drying my wet hands on the towel and turning around to take a better look at what JD was holding. "We have this partnership with this skin care line, Bubble, it's actually really good, wanna try it?" "Sure!"
"This feels like a pj party with my girlfriends.", I commented, laughing at the three of us staring at the mirror with the facewash on our faces. The boys laughed and agreed. It was just my first day staying with the cast and I was already having a blast. I loved these people so much and I was so grateful to have them in my life, I couldn't wait to live with them for the next weeks.
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user It literally boosts my serotonin just knowing that you guys are best friends in real life user1 wait is Kelly quarantining with them? OMG!! kellyinwinterland my dudes ❤ -jonathandavissofficial love you dude ❤ user2 I DARE SOME1 TO NAME A BETTER TRIO -kellyinwinterland @user2 Impossible -user2 @kellyinwinterland I LOVE U GUYS PLS user3 if theyre quarantining together i just want rudy and kelly content -user1 @user3 SAME
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babysizedfics · 3 years
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How do u take care of your curls? Your hair looks so pretty!
aa thank u (๑°o°∩) honestly my hair isnt in great condition atm tho ,, its a lil frizzier and flatter than normal bc i havnt done much with it :( its not as curly as usual bc i keep skiping my own routine waah
(for context im white , half italian half british, hair is short and curl type 3a)
but usually i recommend using nice curl shampoo n conditioner - preferably without sulfates but its not always ideal so i gave up on that , but when i used sulfate free shampoo my hair was much silkier but its mor expensiv usualy. the shampoo n conditioner i use are photo 1 (not supfate free but v good quality imo and affordable and smell nice )
and also after i wash hair i use leave in conditioner / hair smoothie which keeps ur hair hydrated as it dries (i use the one in photo 2) - i rub a big dollop thru my fingers (like the size of a big grape) and then tip my head upside down and scrunch the smoothie into my curls while theyre still wet/damp , not separating them just like scrunching gently up n down in a bouncy motion
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also in general i dont bush my hair at all becaus it can damage it and split the curls , i just run my fingers thru it only after its wet in the shower - plus i try not to overwash my hair , three times a week is the maximum
annnnd i always let my hair dry naturally - no hairdryers or towels, if i do wrap it in a smthin i make sure its a microfibre towel or old tshirt , and i use a satin pillowcase at night to prevent frizz !
also what i should do is use a hair mask or coconut oil every couple weeks to keep it healthy but ive gotten lazy with that - and i dye and bleach my hair a lot so its mor important to do the oil and masks then but im just tired hsjsjsjs
but when i finally do a coconut oil mask i run melted coconut oil thru my hair, cover with a microfibre towel and leav it in for 30+ minutes , never more than two hours (tho for kinky / afro textured hair u can leav it in much longer) then wash it like 2 or sumtimes 3 times to get the oil out
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