#theyre such dorks

[bluemantics]

Transcript quotes from a VLD ghost hunting au (in the style of The Office)

(Interviews)

Hunk: Keith and Lance decided to go ghost hunting last year. Keith wanted to find ghosts, but Lance just thought Keith was hot and was willing to follow him to shady places.

Lance: any place is a makeout spot if you have enough determination.

(show)

Keith: I’m taking out the EMF reader.

Lance: HA, an Emo Mother Fucker reader.

Keith: ….

(interviews)

Keith: Sometimes I feel like Lance doesn’t take this seriously.

(show)

Lance: Do you think if I start banging these pans together a ghost will yell at me to stop? loudly hits pans together

(Interviews)

Keith: I’m starting to think he doesn’t believe.

(interviews)

Lance: Oh, yeah. I never believed in ghosts. The things you do for hot men… unspeakable.

(show)

Keith: Ms. Petunia, if you can hear me, turn the flashlight on and off.

Lance: I could turn YOU on!

Keith: Sorry, what?

Lance: Uh, I was talking to the light

(interviews)

Lance: I was not talking to the light.

(show)

Keith: it looks like the ghosts aren’t active tonight.

Lance: DARN, guess we’ll have to go for dinner and a movie! What a shame.

Keith: I guess we can. Do you want to see the new horror film that we watched the trailer for?

Lance: …sure.

(interviews)

Lance: I hate horror.

(interviews)

Keith:

He hates horror, but if he wants to get in my pants that badly, he’ll have to endure “Blood on Shore 3” first.

*Someone speaks off camera*

Keith: Yeah, I know it’s a date. I just like fucking with Lance. I’ll kiss him at the end, he’s earned it.

(Later interviews)

Lance: my subtle plan worked!

#theyre such dorks #i luv klomedy #pidge is sick of supplying them with ghost hunting gadgets bc lance breaks them #Keith kissed lance and he fist-pumped and said “yessss” #incorrect vld quotes #lance mcclain #klance #voltron #keith kogane #klance fic #fanfiction #klance fanfiction #klance voltron #vld #lance voltron #incorrect quotes

[dy3rs3v3]

James Hetfield and Jason Newsted posing in the cold in Alaska, USA, 1989

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Pics by Ross Halfin

#theyre such dorks #like #look at them #i love them sm though #metallica #james hetfield #jason newsted #1989 #metal #mmp #set

[slicedmayonnaise]

so we know javier would call arthur "arturo" which is the spanish version of his name.

do y'all think arthur ever called javier "xavier"?

#its their own little running gag #theyre such dorks #arthur morgan #javier escuella #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #red dead fandom #red dead redemption community #rdr #red dead redemption two #red dead #red dead 2

[bettyweir]

#ethan morgan #sarah fox #my babysitters a vampire #my babysitter's a vampire #mbav #bettys gifs #gifs #etharah #Theyre such dorks

[gunsatthaphan]

firstkhao being firstkhao in japan - an important compilation 

#firstkhao #firstkhaotung #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #gmmtv #theyre such dorks #this entire trip was just them posting for pics and being 5 yrs old while first was freezing to death in his gigantic coat dfjghkfd #also them throwing snow at each other in tiny? yeah. #thats what i like to see #iconic #thank you for the content

[simplydnp]

dan i've been sat in a livestream of your face looming over me like doctor tj eckleburg for 12 hours, you staring at me holds no power anymore

#i have almost no words #this was incredible #theyre such dorks #dnp #c.text #dan and phil

[blueslittleorange]

Full image: The hedgehog family- past

#sonadow fanchild #sonadow fanfiction #sonic mpreg #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #baby silver #sonic boom #sonic underground #sonic oc #sonia the hedgehog #manic the hedgehog #queen aleena the hedgehog #theyre such dorks #sonic being a simp #look at his little face #look

[once-ina-blue-moon]

losers. idiots. dare I say buffoons.

#blue does art #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #lmk red son #theyre such dorks #also my favorites #I know I know I’m so original #rushed this out while working on a storyboard that is #you guessed it #Inspired by lmk #specifically that one macaque scene in the desert #you know the one

[greghatecrimes]

chris “i would like to buy some cocaine, please” taub and thirteen “i’m just a bitch who knows what she wants” hadley, everybody

#theyre such dorks #this entire scene was so funny #taub watching as thirteen just tries the coke is so funny he’s very clearly like ‘WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK’ at this entire thing #remy thirteen hadley #chris taub #5x06 #rewatch lb

[niallsdaya]

tom and zendaya during the everybody on mute challenge 😭😭😭😭

#THEYRE SUCH DORKS #I LOVE THEM #tomdaya #tom holland #zendaya

[caityrose]

First Sam and Max drawing with my new digital pen thing ☆

Pen credit bc I def didn't make it lol :]

#sam and max fanart #samandmax #freelance police #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #fanart #drawing #caityrose #they look so silly #theyre such dorks #“pinhead” #digital art #new ibispaint pen #drawn with ibispaint X

[chuuyadaydreams]

“Guys, what is this?”

“What?”

“When did you turn into an old married couple?”

Not Luke calling Percabeth out. Haven’t even finished the episode but this is by far the best line.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percabeth #actually agree with luke on this one #theyre such dorks #old married couple percabeth #i love them #theyre already so in love you dont even know

[mitsumiiwakura07]

i love this anime soooo mucchhh aaaaah

#skip and loafer #i love them so much #japan #theyre such dorks #the show is literally therapeutic #aaaaaah #anime

[haveihitanerve]

"We know so much about each other- you know blackmail. We cant part now"

-Curt Smith, in an interview (1984-85) about how long he and Roland have been together

i know that technically its sad- because shortly after this interview he and roland do in fact part- but i also think its so hilarious and proves a past theory ive had which is- while roland and curt did kind of rag on each other when they were apart and wrote diss songs and everything- neither one of them actually said anything too bad or incriminating, which in one part is because they still loved and missed each other yes sure, but i now am fully convinced is because anything they revealed they knew the other person would reveal just as horrible information about them- tenfold

#theyre such dorks #beans #roland and curt #curt smith #besties #roland orzabal #platonic soulmates #tears for fears #i love them sm

[twosomeofcuteness]

Thinking about Flo and Vinnie from the Dead Is series again... I just love them so much.

#theyre such dorks #and the cutest soulmates ever #i need someone to read the books so i can talk about them #cause those two have been living rent free in my head for over a decade now #dead is the new black #marlene perez

[perfctcalum]

See you in the cone

#theyre such dorks #i can watch a full clip of them saying see you in the cone tho #5sos #5 seconds of summer #calum hood #luke hemmings #michael clifford #ashton irwin