iiiiiiits my anniversary :)
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a journey of pain, growth and persistence
(prints available here)
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everything u need to know about me can actually be explained by the fact that i read that poem about the serving girl wearing the pearls so they're warm for her mistress when i was like 11 and it rewrote my brain chemistry forever
like this Changed Me
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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
Three years?????? THREE YEARS????!!!!
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I think your pokemon reborn posts are reminding me that I should FINALLY download pokemon reborn on this pc (it was SO laggy on my old pc) (this PC is not laggy)
PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH!!!!! pokemon reborn numero uno 1 reborbillion copies downloaded… 4 real tho reborn is SO everything to me. my friends 100% want to murder me with bricks with how much it’s re taken over my mind. I still haven’t even FINISHED it… every postgame quest is done like a week apart bc im so not ready for it to end
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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.
Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."
Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red
Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."
J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"
Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"
Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."
*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*
Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."
Ollie: "For ice cream?"
Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."
Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."
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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet. They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
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christmas miracle.
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This comic was shamelessly inspired by tender by prettyunhinged on ao3. go ahead and leave the original author a comment and kudos if you haven't already!!
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historical text about trans women in an ancient civilization: "this MAN was so GAY that he cut off his balls and wore dresses and called himself a girl's name and did all the rituals and customs of women. So gay!"
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