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kstripling · 5 months
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oddydots · 2 days
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quirked up turkey basting it down thanksgiving style. is he coated in the sauce
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what-marsha-eats · 2 years
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magicweirdos · 1 year
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Having a lot of fun over on Hive.
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gramarobin · 1 year
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Once they cut off our lines of communication, they'll take us out piecemeal as we flail about helplessly in tryptophan induced lethargy!
creaturesfromelsewhere 11-22-2023
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shutinthenutouse · 5 months
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troythecatfish · 5 months
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a-snowpoff · 1 year
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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madame-helen · 7 months
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jenfoundabug · 2 months
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….. huh?
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misforgotten2 · 5 months
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Nothing like alcohol to stimulate interesting dinner conversation and spilled gravy and flung yams and a little fork stabbing, complaining neighbors, police response, the night in jail and a generation of intra-family animosity.
See you next year Grandpa . . . in HELL!
Life November 17th 1947
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funbearer · 6 months
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mud1888 · 6 months
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My kids want a cat for Christmas. I normally make a turkey.
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pyramid-heads-knife · 2 months
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So, I'm in a call with my bestie @bacondaddy, and the incident about the Dredge / turkey sandwich got brought up again unexpectedly. We're sitting here, playing DBD as usual, and I'm quiet because I'm eating dinner. She asks if I'm there, I respond because yeah, I'm here. Just eating. This. Bitch (affectionate). Has the audacity to go "Oh, is it a foreskin sandwich?" (Context: We call the Dredge a turkey, we call him the foreskin monster because have you SEEN the Dredge, etc.) I about fucking LOST my shit laughing. I can't. I seriously can't. It wasn't even a turkey sandwich this time. IT WAS HAM
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shutinthenutouse · 5 months
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