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danzinora-switch · 1 year
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Raph and Mikey crash a wedding. It goes... well?
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jasminelyoko57 · 1 year
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[ TWST - IDIA SHROUD (Ghost Marriage, 80s anime ver) ]
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Idia, being groom in distress, remarks snidely on the big damn heroes moment (wedding crashers) by Ace and his friends in the 80s!
Since I've done 90s and 2000s drawings, now I want to challenge myself by drawing in various 80s anime styles :)
Yes, I know that I'm too lazy to draw and color the background
Challenging myself to draw in the style of hidden gem anime Robot Carnival (I don't watch it, but I'm fascinated by the art style) :)
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Somehow, if he had a VA in the 80s, Idia would be voiced by Kusao Takeshi, since he sounds closer to Uchiyama Kouki (his VA)---
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riewritten · 10 months
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Rie, there's an Erwin fanfic I read a long time ago, and I can't get it out of my head. It's about the reader crashing weddings and enjoying the food and drinks without being found out. Idk if you've read it, but I doubt you haven't 😏 but! reason I'm telling you this is cause I wanted to know your thoughts on it. I honestly didn't expect it to go as hard as it did and the ending twist just left me with my jaw dropped on the floor. 😬
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT JAY OH MY DUCKING GODDDD
it's Wedding Crasher by lemonflavoredlimes (yes it is on my bookmarks. don't ask why.) i love this author because they had also written a tenma fic that left me in shambles i am SO crazy over that man in ways only i could wander. the way they write is just ❣☝scrumptious☝❣ and YES the plot twist HDJZJDUS I WAS INITIALLY DISGUSTED BECAUSE HOW OLD JUST ERWIN WAS IN THAT FIC BUT AUTHOR MANAGED TO MAKE IT FUNNY N SILLY AND FOUND MYSELF LAUGHING LOUDLY 😭
i still reread it at times for reference when writing smut and general narration of stuff bc it's just so well done 🤸‍♀️ oh my god the author has my whole heart
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the-forest-library · 1 year
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Beat the not quite Backlist
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Number in the Title: 30 Things I Love About Myself
One Word Title: Circe
Book with Chapter Names: Hormone Intelligence
Book Published in the Month You Were Born: Sadie on a Plate
Set on an Island: Meet Me in Paradise
Co-Authored: Rebel Homemaker
Book About Siblings: They’ll Never Catch Us
“Everyone Has Read It But You”: Assassin’s Apprentice
About or Inspired by a Historical Event: The Mad Girls of New York
2+ People on the Cover: The Wedding Crasher
Second or Fourth Book in a Series: Egg Marks the Spot
Longer Than 500 Pages: Bitterblue
Set in the Mountains: Leave Only Footprints
Discovered Via Social Media: Crushing
Book Written for an Age Group You Don’t Belong To: Good Night to Your Fantastic Elastic Brain
Story Centered Around Real or Fictional Holiday: Lords and Ladies
Title is an Alliteration: To Marry and to Meddle
First in a Series You’ve Been Putting Off: Etiquette & Espionage
A Book About Books: The Roughest Draft
Novella: No One is Talking About This
6+ Words in the Title: Present Over Perfect: Leaving Behind Frantic for a Simpler, More Soulful Way of Living
Your Favorite Trope on the Page: The Wedding Crasher
About Food or Food in the Title: Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake
Mushroom on the Cover: Listen to the Language of the Trees
Picked by a Celebrity Book Club: The Maid
Author Has an Active Podcast or Youtube Channel: The F*ck It Diet
Reading for Research, Reference, or General Interest: Plant You
Involves Family Secrets: Meet Me in Paradise
Indie or Self Published: The Gentle Art of Fortune Hunting
Non-Fiction: The Feather Thief
Murder, Mystery, or Both: These Deadly Games
Set in Space or On/In the Ocean: Daughter of the Deep
Features Royalty: The Royals Next Door
Women in the (Fictional) Science: At Least You Have Your Health
A Book in a Genre You Never/Rarely Read: Zen
Debut Novel: Olga Dies Dreaming
Graphic Novel, Manga, or Web Comic: Paper Girls
New to You Author: She Gets the Girl
Your Favorite Animal (Real or Fictional) on the Cover: Tree
You Watched the Show or Movie First: The Home Edit
An Unusual or Unexpected Pet: How to Be a Good Creature: A Memoir in Thirteen Animals
Protagonist Has a Profession that Twists the Truth: Subtle Blood
Author Has a First, Middle, and Last Name on the Cover (No Initials): Weather Girl
A Book Set in the Season You Read It In: Eight Perfect Hours
Finish a Series: The Excalibur Curse
Book Featuring Time Travel: An Ocean of Minutes
“Wolf” or “Star” in the Title: Wolf Star by Tanith Lee
Forgotten on Your Shelf or eReader: Paperback Crush
Classic Novel: Dracula
Poetry or Anthology: Poetry for Kids: Emily Dickinson 
Translated into Your Native Language: The Cat Who Came in from the Roof
Superheroes/Villains or Character in Disguise: Vengeful 
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The Wedding Crashers at Cana
The Wedding Crashers at Cana
by Anonymous
Aziraphale and Crowley are both told to infiltrate a wedding for their respective offices. Surely the antics of a gatecrashing demon won't lead to anything memorable.
Words: 800, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Jesus (Good Omens), Mary Mother of Jesus (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens), Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions), Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens), Wine, Weddings, Community: Good Omens Fic Writers Workshop, Pre-Relationship, Developing Friendships, Bickering, Crowley's Name is Crawly | Crawley (Good Omens), POV Alternating
From https://ift.tt/wf6mQEd https://archiveofourown.org/works/48549454
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ticketmastersince2k4 · 20 hours
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TBT Anniversary: The Very SW@ Summer of 2005
Welcome backward, Ticketholders, to the summer of needless PG-13 remakes (The Longest Yard, The Bad News Bears, and The Dukes Of Hazzard), scare-bare horror (The Cave and The Skeleton Key), and Tom Cruise (War Of the Worlds). Throw in The Wedding Crashers from last week's TBT Anniversary, and 2005 was also the Summer Of "The," apparently....
Prepare for The usual amount of immature crassness, dated language, wrestling references, and being kind to movies that weren't that good because I was as immature as The movies Themselves. I've warmed to The Skeleton Key because The twist is so good, but not so much for The rest.
So, The Enjoy!
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brebug242posts · 27 days
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healthstyle101 · 8 months
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Mississippi Woman Arrested for Wedding Crashes Across Mid-South
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Wedding Crasher Arrested in Mississippi A woman, Sandra Lynn Henson, found herself in handcuffs at a Mississippi wedding recently, but she wasn't on the guest list. Henson was apprehended for trespassing, disturbing the peace, and what's known as "petit larceny." Petit Larceny Explained Petit larceny is a legal term for stealing things that aren't particularly valuable. In other words, it's the theft of less expensive items. Multi-State Misadventures What makes this incident even more intriguing is that Henson was wanted in Alabama when she was arrested. The Pontotoc County Sheriff's Department in Mississippi shared this on social media. Henson isn't a stranger to the law in multiple states. Police report that she's been arrested in Alabama, Tennessee, and Mississippi for crashing weddings and stealing. Wedding-Crashing History Local media indicates that Henson has a history of gate-crashing weddings, which has gained her quite a reputation. In 2019, witnesses in Florence, Alabama, reported that Henson helped herself to gift envelopes and money from purses left inside changing rooms. She faced charges of theft, both misdemeanor and felony, in connection with incidents at two weddings. Legal Troubles Henson was handed a five-year prison sentence in Mississippi after a Tennessee judge revoked her probation. The specifics of her release remain unknown, and she was originally scheduled to remain incarcerated until 2025, according to AL.com. The "Mid-South Wedding Crasher" In 2021, Memphis TV station ABC24 famously referred to Henson as the "mid-South wedding crasher." Her unconventional escapades continue to make headlines across multiple states. Read the full article
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eyesofglitter · 8 months
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FULL   NAME. gionna jene daddio
NICKNAME(S). gio, daddio, daddy, jene, olivia, livvy
AGE. 29
DATE   OF   BIRTH. june 9, 1994
HOMETOWN. morristown, new jersey
NATIONALITY. italian american
GENDER. female
PRONOUNS. she/her
SEXUAL  /  ROMANTIC ORIENTATION. pansexual / too romantic for her own good
RELIGION. no real preference
OCCUPATION(S). soap maker, farmer, wedding crasher, bad driver, and professional wrestler.
LANGUAGES   SPOKEN. english and basic italian
TATTOOS. riott squad’s anniversary date on the back of her neck
SCARS. faded scar along her thigh where she needed stitches, smaller littered around her body from being a tomboy as a child and daredevil during her harley quinn era of jumping off of things.
SLEEPING   HABITS. she’ll sleep when she’s dead
EMOTIONAL   STABILITY. just keep her caffeinated and there won’t be issues. watch out when there’s a full moon though.
ALCOHOL   USE. occasionally but for reference as to why she shouldn’t find total divas where she spills a vase filled with alcohol. 🙂🙃
POSITIVE   TRAITS. ambitious, connected and vibrant.
NEGATIVE   TRAITS. annoying, loud, obsessive
FEARS. not leaving a legacy her family can be proud of her for, being forgotten, never improving her craft
HOBBIES. creating new items for shoplivmore, baking and cooking, taking care of her farm and animals, using her home gym and ring to continue elevating her skills and move set
HABITS. loudly laughing and obnoxiously when nervous, pouting her lips out for no reason, pushing up her glasses constantly, swinging her legs while sitting somewhere her feet can’t touch. quadruple texting if she’s into the conversation, twitching her nose
FAVORITE   WEATHER. it depends on the season, during fall a nice gloomy day so she can snuggle up with a horror movie or during spring getting under the bright sun to swing on the large swing hung beneath the large tree on her property.
FAVORITE   COLOR. the rainbow honestly, all colors are gorgeous in her eyes
FAVORITE   INSTRUMENT. loves a good guitar solo
FAVORITE   BEVERAGE. the pink drink or medicine ball from starbucks
FAVORITE   FOOD. put it in front of her and she’ll eat it. just don’t put eggs or dairy in front of her !
FAVORITE   ANIMAL. she is the animal whisperer
FAVORITE  SONG. pour some sugar on me - def leppard
FAVORITE  MOVIE. child’s play, obviously !
BIOGRAPHY.
forced to slow down was worse than the pain that radiated from her shoulder. what was that? was she able to sit still? she hasn’t been still since … well, never, unless you count when she was listening to stories being shared from a locker room veteran. even then her legs were moving in some way, it was just how she was. perhaps the excess sugar of needing several cups of coffee a day. how? grabbing one only to leave it and forget thus needing an entirely new cup just to repeat the cycle. while the animals and farm needed more attention than she had time to give being pulled in what felt like a billion different directions.
“i can do this. i can do this. no, no i can’t.”
peripherals glancing towards the suspect in question, her own shoulder with a pointed exhale. it wasn’t the fact that she was soon to be on “vacation” time; it was the simple fact that she would be missing out on various opportunities within the women’s division. the very division she would have to prove herself in once she returned, yet again. always the underdog, this time she was far more hungry than she had ever been. her coined term would mean something much more this go around. watch me.
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mingi-bubu · 1 year
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QCYNarios Masterlist
All of these fall under the greater universe that springs from the xunario, a.k.a. You Already Know.  You don’t have to read it to understand any of the QCYNarios; for the most part, all of these have threads that connect them to each other.  The xunario will help in adding context, as I will make references to it throughout, but on the whole you’d be fine if you wanted to skip it.  Several of the QCYNarios interact directly with another’s.
I will make a note of which ones interact with which in the author’s note at the beginning, the story itself, and in this masterlist.  If you only want to read a certain sub-universe in this, I have mini-masterlists in here.  The only one that specifically needs to be read in the order I have listed them are the wedding!verse scenarios.  Please, enjoy!
Xunario Masterlist | Fictober22 Masterlist | Writing Masterlist
Unmoored Scenarios
Chen Youwei • Snow Day-te ♡ (IP)
Xu Longhan • Rainy Day-te ♡
Zhou Shiyuan + Sharing a Milkshake
University + Café Scenarios
Deng Chaoyuan + Art Class
Guan Yue • cadenza (IP)
Lian Huaiwei • I’m Slowly Diving, I Can’t Let You Go ♡
part i
part ii
part iii
Xia Hanyu • (selos) (IP)
hindi ako
hindi ikaw
hindi alam ang dahilan
Yao Mingming + Dance Club` ♡ (IP)
Zhou Chuanjun  • 5. “No, anything but that.”*
University Radio!verse Scenarios
Feng Junjie • Good Morning, Good Evening, and Good Night
part i: good morning
part ii: good evening
part iii: good night
Bo Yuan • say goodnight (and go)* ♡ (IP)
part i
part ii
Bakery!verse Scenarios
Jiayi + Bakery (IP)
Li Zhenning + Lying Florist
Shi Mingze + The Florist Next Door ♡
Zhanyu + Bakery* (IP)
Wedding!verse Scenarios
Li Wenhan • inflorescence ♡ (IP)
He Changxi • It Could be Too Much if We Cross That Line* ♡ (IP)
Hu Chunyang + Confessions
Hu Wenxuan + Wedding Crasher
Yao Chi + Wedding Photography
Started: 20200623  //  Updated: 20230331  //  Finished: ---
* = part of Fictober22 ` = directly interacts with the xunario (IP) = in-progress ♡ = favored
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theconsofrom-coms · 1 year
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R*pe Culture in Romantic Comedies
The topic of SA is one that is very triggering so if you have issues with it, please don't continue reading as I will be detailing moments in which SA was mentioned, and sometimes made fun of in multiple romantic comedies.
I don't think we need to explain why it is that this topic in particular is something deplorable. SA is something that is sadly taken lightly, and sometimes even overlooked in rom-coms as a passing reference or just an insinuation, but there have been moments where it played a role in the main couple's relationship. As I will continue to explain as we go forward in these analysis.
We will be looking into "Sixteen Candles", "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Wedding Crashers" when discussing the presence of SA in romantic comedies, and how it has changed over the years.
Sixteen Candles, what she doesn't know won't hurt her, right?
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Unlike past analysis I will explicitly focus on the details of the film pertaining to r*pe culture that are presented in the film. So, the main character of the film is Sam, a girl whose 16th birthday seems to have been forgotten by everyone, and while she is being pursued by a freshman named Ted, she is really interested in a popular guy named Jake. Now, Jake is also somewhat interested in Sam as he has seen her staring at him in the past, and he has begun to become tired of his girlfriend Caroline's partying. Now, here comes the not so fun part, after a party being held at Jake's house is done, he and his friends convince Ted to drive her home on Jake's dad's expensive car, her already being passed out from being completely drunk. Jake and his friends also imply that Caroline being passed out, she wouldn't know the difference if Ted attempted to sleep with her while she's passed out. This is absolutely inconceivable as to why they would think this is an ok thing to do.
This film is set in the 1980s, and as many of us are aware of, the respect given to young girls and women by men is very much skewed when it comparison to our norms of respect in the 21st century. Such an act as date-r*ape, as it is referred to nowadays, was most likely seen as completely fine, even though such an act is completely disrespectful to the woman that this is committed to, and a complete violation of her rights as a human being. And while the act was not actually committed in the movie, Ted still attempted to pose a picture with Caroline, making it seem as though they had actually slept together in the car, but the picture didn't come out right. I guess that's karma for you.
Revenge of the Nerds, tricking a girl into sleeping with me!
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Another film set in the 80s, this one involves a bit more "action" if you know what I mean. So in the film, beside the fact that the main characters of the movie sell naked pictures of girls, without their consent, as charity; Our main character, Lewis, has fallen for one of the girl's pictured, Betty. She's already dating a guy named Stan, so Lewis steals a costume being worn by Stan and tricks Betty into believing he is her boyfriend, and they end up sleeping together. By the end of the act, he reveals himself to her, at which point she calls him "wonderful" as apparently the hookup wasn't unpleasant, but it is more complicated than that. Lewis tricked Betty into sleeping with him under false pretenses, while yes, the act was consensual, Betty believed that the guy she was sleeping with was her boyfriend, not some random guy she doesn't know so well.
This scene has gotten backlash in some recent times due to the fact that this scene could be considered rape, as Betty was manipulated into sleeping with a guy who ended up lying to her about his identity. If this were a real case, it could easily be considered r*ape, as not all stipulations were abided by when it came to consent on behalf of Betty. And while many people claim that they didn't consider it to be a rape scene at the time of the film's release, both filmmakers and actors do believe it to be an unfortunate scene, and if the movie was made in current times, that definitely wouldn't have gotten past critics.
Wedding Crashers, if it involves homosexual SA, it's funny, right?
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Here we go, the final film of this individual post. Wedding Crashers, a movie about two guys that take advantage of the way women feel when in weddings, and find a way to get in their pants. Besides the questionable morality of these actions, there is one scene in particular that comes to mind when it comes to the disrespectful one is to feel when watching this movie. After John and Jeremy crash another wedding where the latter slept with a woman named Gloria, who soon becomes obsessed with him, they both get invited to a retreat with Gloria's family, to which John accepts on behalf of them both in order to get closer to Gloria's sister Claire. During the night, Jeremy is sexually harassed by Gloria's brother Todd, entering his bedroom and being "suggestive" towards him. And we're supposed to think that that is funny?
There is nothing I find more disrespectful than when something that would be wrong if specific genders took certain roles, is funny or ok because the roles are reversed, such as SA, sexual harassment, parent-student relationships, etc. So we're supposed to think that this instance of sexual harassment is funny because the perpetrator is a gay man, really? And this movie came out in the early 2000s, one would think that our mindset would be a bit more progressive by that point.
And so, that is all I have to say in respect to R*pe Culture in romantic comedies.
I'll be back soon with our next topic, what will it be?
I wonder...
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I had to google the stage five clinger thing to figure out what you were referencing 😅 Does that mean I’m no longer wife material? 🥺
I only know that reference from the movie Wedding Crashers. Haha And seeing as i was calling myself the stage five clinger, i guess i would be the one who might not be wife material... Do you still love me? It seemed to work out great for the couple in the movie, so there's still hope for us! Plus, they found out they were both into some kinks. 😏😎 So maybe i'm just really fun and you don't know it yet.
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ao3feed-larry · 2 years
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From Dust to Lust
by Cookiee
С той самой секунды, как Луи увидел прекрасного незнакомца через терминал аэропорта, он понял, что этот парень доставит ему кучу неприятностей, а это последнее, чего ему бы хотелось. Он и подумать не мог, что два дня взаперти, в машине, направляющейся из австралийской глубинки к Восточному побережью, заставят его передумать.
Забавно, как всё обернулось.
Или Луи и Гарри — рабочие вахтовым методом в шахтах, совпадения — страшная сила, караоке — недооценённая форма прелюдии, а у Вселенной определённо есть магический замысел.
Words: 14688, Chapters: 1/5, Language: Русский
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Additional Tags: road trip au, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers to Enemies to Lovers, australian outback, Fly In Fly Out Workers, Mine Workers, Louis is an Mineral Geoscientist and Explosives Specialist, Louis likes to blow things up, Harry is a Geothermal Energy Scientist, dust storms, Only one rental car, only one hotel room, Only one double bed, You get the idea..., Party Crashers, Karaoke, Unapologetic Top Gun references, Weddings, Parties, (...Anything. Sorry it's an Aussie thing.), Planes (Trains) and Automobiles, Banter, The universe as a character (kind of), Smut, Sexy Banter, Banter during sex, Fun sexy times!, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Rimming, Anal Sex, Subspace (sort of), Massages, Public Displays of Affection, Long walks on the beach..., I don't even know anymore, Coincidences, Sooooo many coincidences...
via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/q2TZWGJ
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I want to write and I have a really great arc set up for my second NGiEG comic arc but like I have to have all the characters telling each other what their going to do/setting up the arc plot in this first issue and I Just Don’t Want to Write that bit! It’s boring! It’s exposition! It’s necessary to the readers’ comprehension and the narrative structure of the next 5 and a half issues! But if I skip ahead to other stuff and don’t write it now, or at least outline it then it will, I assure you, never get written.
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anythingtrxsh · 2 years
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Hey! Just wanted to start off by saying thanks for all the fic recs ur awesome 🥰 Do you have recs for fanfics based on shows or movies? I fell in love with that fic based on Bones that was recommended a while back and have been wanting more like it!
ohh my fav kind of fics 🥰 thank you sm for your kind words anon ily ily!!
(if anyone is curious about which fic anon is referring to, it's this one)
We Make a Nice Pear [125k] by orphan_account {food wars au-- ok so i didn't know this was based off of pre-existing media lol but apparently food wars is an anime?? and that counts in my books so!}
cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you) [64k] by wowoashley {the proposal au-- omg this is one of the very first fics I've ever read im kinda emotional rn wtf}
I Won't Fall (in love with you) [52k] by orphan_account {a walk to remember au-- when i say i cried like a little bitch}
make it to me [51k] by thestarsabove {pride and prejudice au-- LITERALLY one of my fav fics ever stfu}
l'amore, quello vero [35k] by inevitaeble {letters to juliet au-- set in italy of course. i would give up my life for younghee im not even kidding}
research purposes [35k] by aeterisks {how to lose a guy in 10 days au-- no BCS this fic gave me SO MUCH second hand embarrassment i had to put it down for a minute bye}
Resonance [30k] by rix {battle academy au-- this is def a stretch but bare w/ me ok? ok}
three weddings and a love story [26k] by thestarsabove {wedding crashers au-- the PINING in this one goddamn}
happy reading!!
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shroudcore · 3 years
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Speak now, or forever hold your peace. (II)
Summary: You crash the wedding with Grim and Ortho. Unlike the others, proposing isn’t on your mind. You come with a very different approach. 
An angstier take on Ghost Marriage. Idia x GN!reader. Reader is MC, or takes the role of MC in this story. (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4)
Warnings: none
If the students of NRC thought they’ve seen Eliza at her angriest, they were wrong. The fury she displayed now was incomparable. While Idia fawned over your dramatic anime-worthy entrance, the new interruption was getting on her last ghostly nerve.
“Guards! Seize them!” she roared. Immediately, the ghosts went into action. Idia held his breath as he watched the obedient ghosts charge at you, Grim, and Ortho. He hoped you didn’t barge in with no plan. If you didn’t come equipped with useful items, you would end up like everyone else. 
Chubby, determined to get rid of the intruders that caused distress to his beloved princess, was eager to get rid of you. (”Simp”, Idia muttered) However, eagerness wasn’t enough against an opponent equally as determined. As soon as he got too close, an unknown force threw him backwards to where Eliza floated, shocking the princess.
“Chubby! Are you alright?”
Idia, on the other hand, was elated. 
“Th-that’s so OP!” he exclaimed. He knew you heard him, because your gaze flicked to him for a split second before looking away. Embarrassed, Idia shut his mouth. He’d expected at least a smile. 
After Chubby’s failed attack, other ghosts attempted to face your group. They only met the same fate. Confused, they could only pay their apologies to the princess and watch on in helplessness. Just what did you have up your sleeve? Who did you get such an SS-tier item from?
“Princess, it’s impossible to stop them!” the last of Eliza’s guards told her. For the first time that night, she looked afraid. 
Grim guffawed, while you smirked. A familiar look. It was always there before you jumpscared an enemy, or before you checkmated a poor opponent. Idia might have thought it was kinda hot. At the moment, he was oblivious to his gaping mouth, and how wildly his hair blazed. What were once lightly blushing tips were now an alarming red—a level of ferocity never seen from him before. 
“You can’t touch or hurt us!” boasted Grim, a devious smirk on his face. “We had some he—mprfgh!” He was abruptly cut off by Ortho’s robotic arm covering his mouth. Idia’s brother shook his head at your noisy dorm mate. 
“Release my big brother now!” he demanded. Idia grimaced, but didn’t feel too worried. As long as Ortho was with you and your anti-ghost protective shield, he would be safe. 
As expected, the ghosts were affronted. 
“How dare he order the princess like that?”
“You ought to be punished for your insolence!”
“To intrude on a royal wedding and speak disrespectfully! 
“Send them to the gallows!”
One talked, and one talked over the other. Soon, all that could be heard was an unintelligible susurrus of disembodied voices. One ghost had enough of it, and shouted to Eliza: “Princess, the kiss! Do what must be done!” 
“NO!” You and Ortho yelled at the same time. You continued to walk towards the makeshift altar as your two companions followed close behind. Ghosts rushed to block your path, but you pressed on as your invisible shield threw them back. It looked absolutely badass. Well, anything you did was cool to Idia, anyway. 
 “Out of my way!” You commanded, strong and unwavering. He’d seen you annoyed and angry before, but never up to this point. It basically radiated off of you that a danger warning could be floating above your head. 
“S-so intimidating... “
“So scary!”
Sure, this wedding crasher looked like you, but something was different. An unexplainable sinister aura wreathed you tonight. Was it your glare, or was it that regal suit you wore? Idia must have been too distracted by you, that he only noticed now how your cape seemed to drag shadows with it. You were a villain... much like one of the villains from his video games! And something else that was familiar. 
Whatever it was and wherever it came from, there was a menacing presence in the hall tonight. 
All were silent, except for the wind whistling through the hall. If one listened more carefully, they would hear drowned-out cackles. But it is just the wind, right?
“Wh-who are you?” Eliza finally asked. The ghosts who were ashamed at being unable to seize you began to form a protective ring around their princess. Eliza herself, Idia noticed, was starting to curl in on herself—her presence shrinking the closer you approached. “What do you want?”
“The groom,” was all you said, staring her down as if eyes alone could exterminate the ghost in front of you. 
“Idia?” she asks weakly, glancing at her tied-up groom. Idia said nothing and did nothing but look at you, attempting to telepathically communicate his panic. You barely even looked at him. 
“He’s mine.” 
Hold up—?
More gasps and chatter. They sounded less like whispers and more like the buzzing insects he heard whenever he snuck out at midnight. The world spun. Idia stared at you open-mouthed. 
If he were asked to describe his state of mind at this moment, it would be similar to a loading screen. Suddenly, everything you did together played back in a 1.75x supercut sequence. 
Mine. 
Mine. 
Mine.  
“Wh-what?” Eliza sputtered. “What do you mean?” 
You answered her, voice losing the steadiness it possessed just moments ago. “You have the man I love.” 
Wha… 
KDJAFCKSAJHDKACBSXCJSIEUDS?
Idia.exe has crashed. Reboot? 
~~
The audience’s reactions were varied. Some students on the floor were amused by the spectacle and could have used some popcorn (and a comfortable position) during these times. Some were horrified and disappointed by the idea of the prefect being in love with Idia Shroud the shut-in. Some were much too confused to feel anything. 
“Pardon…? What did I just hear?” Azul asked the floor.
“Puppy love,” Lilia wept, sniffling very loudly. “You know, this reminds me of when I was young...” 
“Whaddaya mean when you were young?!” Floyd snapped. His irritability had spiked up even more when you arrived. His position prevented him from witnessing the events. Everyone on the floor could feel his bad mood rolling off of him in waves. 
“Hey! Watch your tone when speaking to Lilia!” scolded Sebek. 
“... Are they acting?” Leona mumbled. 
“Oh, this better be an act.”  said Vil.  “... though it does not seem to be.” The last part of his observation remained unheard by anyone else, except for Rook. 
“I believe we are witnessing a genuine love confession,” added the Chasseur d’Amour himself, voice soft as he sighed dreamily. “Engrave this moment into your memories, everyone! We are fortunate to witness it…”
But no one shared his enthusiasm about the situation. The others expressed their displeasure by groaning and complaining. “... well, even in this state we are in?” he added as a follow-up. 
~~
Reboot. 
You once fell asleep on Idia’s shoulder after finishing a movie. It was something you both only watched to make fun of, but you were apparently too tired to give your top-tier jokes and meme references. The contact sent his heart into overdrive as he froze, begging for option boxes to appear and help him. The flames of his hair blazed so brightly that it woke you back up. It was embarrassing, and sometimes he would remember it late at night and cringe. 
It was happening again, but worse. Any moment now, he was sure that he alone could burn down the cafeteria, if not the whole school. This was stupid. Why did he get that worked up over an obvious act? A mere ploy to get the ghosts to release him?
Reality catches up and deals him triple attack damage. Crowley probably put you up to this. You were probably annoyed that you were forced to do this, weren’t you? That’s why you couldn’t even look at him. It had to be the cruelest joke that fate ever threw his way. 
“I can’t say I don’t understand you, Princess,” you tell Eliza, forcing a smile. “Idia is perfect, is he not?” He felt your eyes on him. This time, it was he who couldn’t quite meet your gaze. Looking down at the floor was all he could do; it couldn’t judge his blushing face. Only when the warmth in his cheeks faded did he feel it safe to look back up again. 
“You see him, don’t you, Princess?” Your voice began to falter, losing the confidence and authority in it that scared the ghosts. “He’s so much more than what everyone else thinks! We agree on that, don’t we?”
Eliza’s face softened, nodding. “Yes. I’ve seen how these people insult him!” she tells you, gesturing to the ‘failed princes’ on the floor.
“But we’re still different,” you stepped closer, but still far enough so that your invisible anti-ghost forcefield wouldn’t activate. “You don’t want to marry Idia, you want to marry your fairytale prince.” 
Eliza appeared to be genuinely confused. She looked around at her companions, before turning back to you. “What do you mean?”
“You’re in love with your ideals, not the person himself,” you explain. “You only chose him for his appearance. Am I right? His personality, likes and dislikes, and possible flaws don’t matter to you.”
Eliza seemed deep in thought. While she was silent, you release a bitter laugh and threw your hands up.  “I mean, do you even know what his favorite candy is?”
Pomegranate drops. You asked to have some, but he refused to give you any. He wouldn’t tell you why, but he let you assume it was his favorite and didn’t want to share because of that. 
That wasn’t it, though. Maybe he’d tell you once you were both out of here. 
“You’ve never stayed up until 4am just to join him on a raid!” You waved your hands wildly, lost in your rant. Whether Eliza understood you or not, you seemed to have stopped giving a damn. 
“Weak!” he teased, noticing your drooping eyelids and reduced concentration. Deep down, he felt bad for keeping you up late.  “Look, it’s fine if you need to rest.”
“Nah, let’s finish this. What are you going to do without me?” you replied, smirking.
“You don’t even have 4-hour conversations with him on Magicord VC like I do!” 
It lasted up until 3am. You two were laughing at memes. He could hear a groggy Grim complain in the background about the noise. 
“Alright. Here’s a question, princess. How much would you risk for the man beside you right now? Bet that’s where we’re different...”
Eliza’s gaze darted back and forth between you and Idia. Even the other ghosts were silent, waiting for your next words. 
“... because if you ask me, I would risk everything! That’s why I’m here wearing this stupid suit!”
It’s not real. It’s not real. The emotion behind every word was a punch to the gut. If you kept this up, he might need a healer soon. Ever since he realized he was falling, he tried to quell the sparks of hope you ignited whenever you did something nice for him. All that hard work was gone. Each word you uttered was gasoline. 
“To think that if I arrived minutes later… th-that I would never see him again!” A sob escapes your throat, your intimidating persona crumbling.
No, don’t do that. Idia wanted to reassure you that he was still there and he was okay, but he couldn’t. It’s part of an act. It’s part of an act. 
“So please… just let him go.” The front you wore has completely dissolved. There you were, reduced to a sobbing mess in front of a ghost princess and the students of NRC. 
You weren’t the only one. All traces of anger or fear have vanished from Eliza’s face. Instead, she put her hands over her mouth. The princess had been moved to tears. Finally, she turns to Idia. “Idia, they seem to l-love you very much… ”
“That’s right.” You wiped your tear-streaked face and pointed an accusing finger at the ghosts. “And all of you! Are you going to enable her forever? Encourage her shallow ideas of what love should be?” 
They all looked down, unable to meet your eyes. 
“You have no right to just snatch him up and claim him as yours,” you told Eliza with an unfaltering resolve, despite your tear-covered face and your crumbled front of strength. “Did you never think… that there could have been someone waiting for him to return?” 
“I-I never meant to!” Eliza cried. “I was so blinded by my own happiness. I never thought… never even considered…” 
“Princess, it’s alright. We all make mistakes.” Chubby told her, trying to be reassuring. 
“Tell me, intruder. How else am I going to find my prince?” she asked you with no trace of hostility. You stopped for a while, staring at her. 
You must not have expected the question. Idia saw you look at him—it was the longest time you’d looked at him all evening. Clearing your throat, you began to explain. You fumbled a bit, scratching the back of your neck and tugging at the hem of your coat as you explained what a perfect partner should be. 
As you spoke, Idia was enthralled by your voice and most of all, the knowledge you possessed about love and romance. He hadn’t seen this side of you before. How did he ever think that a hundred dating sims could make him a romance expert?
“Is that so?” she sighs, bowing her head. “I understand now. I’m so sorry… for causing you so much grief.” 
She turns to her companions, giving them a sad smile. “There’s only one thing to do. Everyone, we must stop this wedding.” 
Idia wanted to fall to the floor in relief. At least a few exhausted sighs and weak cheers could be heard from the wedding “attendees”. You fell to your knees, exaggerating your gratitude. 
“Thank you, princess!”
“But Princess… what about your happily ever after?” Chubby interjected. 
“I can’t tear two lovers apart!” Eliza wipes a few of her own tears, then turns to you. “I was deeply moved by your words. I dream of having a lover like you,” she sighs dreamily, probably imagining her future lover already. 
While the students of NRC rejoiced at this victory, Idia’s heartbeat quickened in fear. What if Eliza decided to take you for herself?
“Princess…” Chubby muttered, sighing. Eliza only gave him a reassuring smile. Phew. Idia relaxed, grateful that she doesn’t have the idea… yet. He didn’t know what to do if that thought became reality. 
Eliza turns to address the hall with a smile. “I have decided.” Everyone waited with bated breath for her announcement. Idia squeezed his eyes shut and silently urged her to announce their departure already. 
“Idia and I will not be married anymore. She smiles wide, and clasps her hands together. “However, there will still be a wedding!”
Your smile faded. “What… what do you mean, princess?”
She beams. “To make up for my mistake, I will make sure that Idia and his lover are married tonight!” 
~~
To be continued.
Tagging: @teashopwritingzz @twistedcrumbs 
Well, that was long. To think that I was planning for the story to be a one-shot! Once again, keep an eye out for Part 3. Thank you for reading! 
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