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hashileio · 11 months

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it’s Dust’s turn to watch the portable flashbang baby while he’s on break

#hashiart #cursed coffee shop au #dust sans #dust!sans #when you and your pals dress up a little fella to look like your boss's brother as a prank #yeah definitely just a prank man #what could possibly go wrong...#also to everyone who guessed little dream: you are half correct!#not exactly a dream bitty but just one dressed like him :3c #i just thought it might be a little odd if there was both dream and bitty dream in the same place #little man lights up when he's excited and is bright enough to completely light up the void concealing dust's cute lil face #his name is Beamer and he's going to flashbang you #my severe lack of understanding of lighting is gonna be my fuckin downfall but im just here to make self indulgent art so fuck it we ball #also i saw a design of dust with a hat on and im game i enjoy that look..... i am looking respectfully

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luckylewis · 25 days

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closed for: @willxmeyers

where: on a boat

"I think I have a body that rejects these," Lucky says as he fixes the dive boots on his feet, trying to make them sit comfortably though they seemed to have other ideas. He's not sure when the hair-brained idea of scuba diving left the text thread and became something they were actually doing, but it was too late to turn back now, especially with tips being relayed by the instructor and waves lapping against the side of the boat.

"Would you consider yourself buoyant in general?"

#closed starter.#thread.#ft. will meyers.#will 004.#willxmeyers #what could possibly go wrong...#SJHGSFSGHJKSL

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ascesabo · 4 months

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the great irony of early one piece antagonists believing zoro was the actual captain and using luffy as a puppet ... oda really threw us a bone and curb-stomped it right in our faces. yes, zoro could be a captain in his own right. yes, zoro could match luffy in strength. yes, zoro knows this perfectly well. and you know what? he chose luffy two years ago, and he will continue to choose luffy again and again. roronoa zoro, the pirate hunter, who followed a wannabe pirate with a nonexistent crew on a whim because luffy brought him his swords and made a half-assed attempt at a bargain. zoro, who made a vow to never lose again on both his and luffy's honor. zoro, who told luffy he'd make him commit harakiri if he got in the way of zoro's goal, only to turn around and be willing to sacrifice his dream if it means that luffy reaches his. zoro, who stood in place and took luffy's pain and told a warlord to take his head instead of luffy's, who got down on his knees before his supposed rival and begged mihawk to mentor him so that he could return strong enough to protect his captain. zoro, who has conqueror's haki- a natural born leader- but chooses to stay at the right hand of a man he has deemed greater than himself.

and the thing that luffy fears most? being alone. being rejected. being left behind. and what should have been his foil- the pirate hunter to his pirate king, the nonbeliever to his divine, the king of hell to his sun god- instead becomes his first and most devout follower; the one who demands to follow him to hell and back. oughhhggg i'm sick to my stomach

#one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy #zolu #what the hell is wrong with him #the very definition of becoming bewitched body and soul #do you get me #luffy is zoro's helen of troy #in that #he'd launch a thousand ships to put a smile on luffy's face #i need to crack open that mossy green head of his and see what's going on inside #has anyone told oda that he could possibly be cooking one of the greatest love stories the shounen genre has ever seen #one piece is a 26 year long ongoing slowburn #luffy: it's rotten work!!! ^_^#zoro: yeah i fuckin know but god what does it matter. it's for you #pls dont tag as platonic lmao

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etrevil · 7 months

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Taking it as canon that Chuuya listened through one of Dazai's gayass speeches and when a second one came rolling in, decided to shut him up with a bullet instead of being subjected to his dramatics again 😭

It's the "that's what makes me love you!"/"ew no" moment in the fifteen novel all over again

#but just worst #ask a boy out. what could possibly go wrong?#he fucking shoots you down that is #bsd spoilers #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd anime #bungou stray dogs season five #bsd season 5 #bsd season five #bungou gay dogs #bsd shitpost #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #bsd soukoku

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cowboylikesel · 15 days

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tommy heard the 118 bickering in the back of his helicopter about how much they love each other while risking their lives because of a hunch one of them had and was like i need to be a part of this again immediately. also the idiot who thought the motto „who cares“ would be a good fit for our profession has charmed me in ways i haven’t felt in years. i should start making mouth static noises as some sort of mating ritual and the rest is history

#the five most chaotic unhinged people trapped together in a small metal box what could possibly go wrong lmao #911 #tommy kinard #bucktommy #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #evan buckley

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jeeaark · 4 months

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For those out of the fruit loop (I'msosorry) (and for those in, Iamalsosorry) There once was a coconut And a pineapple too and They're Dream Pajamas to Greygold

The illithid has feelings. Withers was wrong. I repeat. The. Illithid. Has. Feelings.

I believe it was at this moment that I decided when this is all over, I would like to keep buddy squid in the squad. Forever.

With Lae'zel.

...Somehow.

The universe said illithid and githyanki are arch-enemies with only hate, cruelty, and death for one another. Greygold laughs while holding a coconut in one hand and a pineapple in the other, and says "not with that attitude"

Also. Look. The emperor doesn't. doesn't have the heart to explain to Greygold how astral space works. CAN"T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW TIME WORKS THERE HOW DOES IT WORK SQUIDDY????

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #the emperor bg3 #bg3 emperor #greygold #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #LOOK ALL THE OTHER COMPANIONS GOT A PERSONAL QUEST #WHY CAN'T GREYGOLD #The Piña Colada Friendship Ever After Quest baybey~#NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG TRYING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE #also I loled when I saw the same dress style as the dream guardian in the shop #like ah thats where they got their inspiration from #what an illithi-DORK

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post-it-notes7 · 24 days

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found a new brush you know what that means

#dark meta knight #post's art gallery #kirby right back at ya #haven't done lineless stuff in ages what could possible go wrong

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gingermaple · 4 months

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top ten photos taken moments before disaster

#art #mcyt #life series #secret life #trafficblr #ldshadowlady #look at that cute face! what could possibly go wrong?

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 2 years

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Bruce: Has anyone seen Damian?

Dick: I think he was going to go somewhere with Jon and Billy.

Bruce: Oh, okay.

Jason: Pretty sure they were going to an art museum.

Tim: Why would they do something like that?

Meanwhile

Jon: You know, the Mona Lisa is smaller than I thought it’d be.

Billy, looking at an enormous painting on the other wall: How does someone even paint something that big?

Damian: Oh, we’re definitely going to the Sistine Chapel next.

Jon: Ooh, and then we can get pizza.

Billy: And gelato.

Damian: Obviously.

Meanwhile, back in Gotham

Dick: Wait, does someone need to go pick the boys up from the museum?

Bruce: Damian just texted and said they’re going for pizza.

Tim: You know, that’s much more what I would have expected from them.

Jason: Look, just because YOU are a little uncultured piece of-

#put three boys together with access to money and superpowers #and try to tell me they wouldn’t end up halfway across the world on a random Tuesday #I don’t think so #unsupervised children with superpowers what could possibly go wrong #damian wayne #jon kent #billy batson my baby #billy batson #and hey #Damian did tell his dad they were going to get pizza #Damian would absolutely make his friends go to the louvre #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batfam #batkids

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femmeconomics · 25 days

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hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.

#i think we are very pleased with the idea of female shame #even among people who genuinely do not believe women are at fault for being assaulted #you are still meant to pay the penance of suffering and self destruction #god fucking knows why #“i got mugged” “aww don’t blame yourself for walking around with those fancy shoes and visible wallet okay? it’s not your fault”#you’d be like girl what. i didn’t fucking say it was my fault but your mind sure jumped there fast 🤨#“my mom died” “wow. do you feel terrible crippling shame for everything you’ve ever done wrong in your life?#up to and including causing your mom’s death? because that would be totally wrong if you did”#like how could that possibly be an appropriate response #genuinely i think the feeling that i was going completely insane post-being raped because no one would believe i didn’t blame myself #was like. solidly half as traumatic as the actual event #like. it is okay not to feel guilty and shameful. it’s great actually. you’re not having the wrong response.

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nazurabbit · 7 months

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“the worst he can say is no” *cue dazai getting shot in the head after his gay confession*

#what could possibly go wrong #everything apparently #its so funny to me i love them #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bsd spoilers #soukoku

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marzipanandminutiae · 15 hours

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the thing about dating in your early 30s is that there are some younger people where, while it wouldn't necessarily be wrong to date them, you might just not be at the same place in life

like, would it be creepy for me to date a 24-year-old at 31? I don't personally think so; that's around my lower limit on dating apps and such. but I might be emotionally ready for marriage and kids MUCH sooner (ie yesterday, to be honest) while she could still be figuring out what she wants in those respects. while that's not always correlated with age...age frequently plays a part

I think it's easier to look at MUCH younger adults and think "ew, with a few rare exceptions, nobody my age should date them; I would never" than to face the fact that sometimes it's not a moral issue. it doesn't have to be CreepyBadWrong for age- or rather, life stage -to be an impediment to the relationship

in an environment where age gaps in romantic relationships are frequently portrayed as either evil or totally fine, It's Not Bad But It's Still Not Viable can fall through the cracks

#musings #dating #love #relationships #one argument against age gaps that I hate is 'what could you POSSIBLY have in common?!'#um. lots of things. hobbies. interests. same favorite wife of Henry VIII. that's the worst argument you could have come up with #the genuine moral issues are either 'it's illegal' for minors or 'as a pattern this seems like you're taking advantage of inexperience'#for very young adults #and like I said sometimes it's not 'this is wrong'#it's just 'this isn't going to work'

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guacanator · 4 months

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