#what the fuck etho

[hellwa1ker]

"Using weapons make the game too easy" Shield users:

#games #gaming #video games #pc games #memes #memories #funny #new memes #lmao #dank memes #elden ring #dark souls #soulslike #video memes #memecage #meme #meme humor #best memes #memesdaily #what the fuck etho #funny content #funny post #fuck #i wouldve had a longer clip like i intended but skyrim npcs cannot shut up and it mysteriously stilled after a few moments #shivering... is it cold?? is the skyrim honey nut treat cold??? #holy shit #shitposting #shitpost #humour #tumblr humor

[verdantglow]

Joel SmallishBeans mentions that he looks at fanart on tumblr.

“He’s here!” People scream, “Scatter!”

As everyone runs away, I, unmoving, look him dead in the eye & say,

“Let him watch.”

#okay this is really dramatic but like. #Joel is of the age & personality to 100% understand what he’s getting himself into here #& if he wants to look at all my art of him romantically arranged with Etho #who the fuck am I to stop him??? #also I know I am sooo not the only one doing this #there are at least several handfuls of us who feel no shame associated with Joel witnessing us #doing whatever fan things we happen to be doing #Joel SmallishBeans #SmallishBeans #hermitblr #hermitcraft season 10 #Hermitcraft #verdant rambles

[tibby-art]

weeping

#what started as a doodle became me fucking around with the background at 1am until here we are #etho #ethoslab #secret life #trafficblr #mcyt #life series

[catmaidetho]

i think its fucking hilarious that the only two photos etho has ever shared have to do with his incredibly fucked up recording gear. the headphones and now the whole set-up. he only shares photos when he has to explain or defend his video-making process and that says A Lot about him

#khaos.txt #etho #why is he like this #like jesus christ #i love him but god what the fuck

[genevawren38]

What is it with Season 10 and Etho just giving us a whole bunch of lore *cause what the fuck you mean he can play games with his feet cause he used to grind multiple accounts for mmorpgs*

#wrenrambles #etho #ethoslab #what is wrong with this man #the fuck lol #i love him but why

[helsex]

Eefo!!

(click for better quality + rbs appreciated <3)

[I.D. A fully rendered and colored digital drawing of Ethoslab from the waist up. One of his hands rests on his leg while the other is pulling down his mask, he is smiling brightly. The background is a loosely painted cherry tree with pink blossoms and there are blurred petals in the foreground. The whole drawing has a pink hue and there is soft golden lighting on the right side. END I.D.]

Taglist and alt version under the cut

[I.D. The same drawing as image one, but the pink hue, shading, and petals have been removed and the background is a flat light pink. END I.D.]

TAGLIST:

@cluuny @acolorboom @strawberry--dust @dinoloverfjuwhb @dynamiteghost @manyminded @eldritchshapeshifter @moonybamboony

(contact me to be added or removed)

#helsex art #ethoslab #hermitcraft etho #etho fanart #ethoslab fanart #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #I actually like it what the fuck... #ask to tag

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Stop excusing Jason killing just because he died!!1!111!!1”

We don’t excuse his killings, you ignorant fool. We actively encourage it.

#kelseethe #nobody is excusing it ‘cause he died’ #we want him to kill because everyone has fun then. he has fun and so do his real fans #and anyway I say this everytime #but it truly is none of your business what his fans like about him #and #what does Damian fans not knowing about his backstory have fuck to do with Jason fans #This should go without saying but Jason’s death had an entire meta purpose beyond just shock value #Jason’s time of being the personification of childlike wonder was muddied by the fact that the dark age of comics had already begun #just look at the number of times during Jason's robin run when he notices Batman's ethos being challenged #by problems that are unfittingly sinister and too big for comical heroes like himself and Batman #his death was practically the final nail in the coffin for solidifying Batman’s path towards the ‘dark knight’ persona he is today #boohoo cry about the fact that other fans do their research on this ‘crap’ And are interested in it

[inkyfinch333]

Got into my sibling's poscas again

Someone stop me

#sketchbook #hermitcraft fanart #mcyt fanart #life series #trafficblr #posca #etho fanart #bdubs fanart #stressmonster101 #falsesymmetry #renthedog #keralis #vintagebeef fanart #new to tumblr #what the fuck #artists on tumblr #my art #traffic smp #xbcrafted #mumbo jumbo #iskall85 #mcytblr

[theminecraftbee]

Just reread the whole scs tag and now I want to see Three's first meeting with Etho (Iirc the clip of Grian being scared of Etho sneaking around and then seeming to teleport outside the ice shop is Grian's first meeting with Etho? (And it was season 7.) And I think the "two nervous animals stare at each other" vibes could fit.)

Three is nervous.

It has heard of Etho before. Etho is very high on the threat rankings it had memorized; Etho is considered more of a threat than is currently worth taking out; Etho is, apparently, a legend even around Players who do not understand quite how much of a threat he is. There are standing orders and plans still programmed into Three on how to take him out in a way that would not make a martyr of him. Three thinks many of these plans are stupid.

Three--

Three is nervous. It has heard of Etho before, and it does not know if Etho would have heard of a Blade before, or if any of that would get in the way of it conversing with Etho. Three is relatively confident it could beat Etho in a fight. For all Etho is a threat, he is merely a Player, and Three is a Blade. That had never been why Etho is a threat. That had...

Mumbo had promised Etho was not mean. Three had asked Mumbo what that had to do with anything. Mumbo had mumbled something about how, well, if Three was worried about Etho yelling at it, then Etho wouldn't. Etho would actually also worry, Mumbo assured Three. Etho seems cool at first, but he's actually kind of awkward, Mumbo assured Three.

Three had commented that 'seeming cool at first but actually being kind of awkward' is, apparently, a common problem. It can understand why.

None of that really solves why Three is nervous, but going over the ways Etho is a threat, and the plans it has to mitigate that threat is... nice. It should not use them, because Mumbo has promised that Hermitcraft is safe. Three finds it does not want to be the reason it is not safe. Three will not mitigate the threat of Etho. Three should not have to mitigate the threat of Etho.

Three is nervous because it wants something from Etho, and doesn't have anything to offer in return.

It stands in the jungle and waits. It sees Etho arrive, because it is watching for him, but Etho seems surprised, backing away nervously on seeing Three.

"Oh. Um. Hello there. You're Mumbo's scary friend. The new one he brought here. That one. That needed help? Um, I'm Etho."

"I know. Does Mumbo describe me as scary?"

"Not usually?" Etho says.

"Oh," Three says. It does not give away its disappointment. Etho is not a handler and not another Watcher, but it is best not to give away emotions like disappointment when it wants something from him anyway.

"Is there a reason you're, uh, lurking in my base?"

Three does not fidget. It is too well-trained to. "I am here to ask a favor."

"Shoot, uh, I guess I can hear it," Etho says.

"You are making your base out of interiors, you said, in the meeting," Three says. "I--I want. I want to do that. I want--I want you to show me how to do that." The words are harder to pull out of its mouth than it thought they would be. "I do not have much to offer you. I could take care of one of your enemies, but Mumbo says Hermitcraft is safe, and I do not know if I want to do that, I just know that I want..."

Three trails off.

"Apologies. I am unclear. Will clarify," Three says.

Asking for things it wants is--hard. It's still hard. It is not good at reporting on what it wants. Etho is staring at it. Three stands perfectly still, because it is well-trained.

"Most builders aren't a big fan of interiors," Etho says slowly, "let alone a base entirely out of them. That's, uh, a big favor you're asking. Can I ask why?"

Beneath the mask, Three opens its mouth. It closes it again. It does not know how to say: because I am the thing that replaced someone who built big empty shells. Because I filled one of those empty shells. Because I could have been one of those empty shells. Because I do not want to leave behind empty shells. Because if I am gone, I want the things to leave to be knit socks and cozy rooms and laughter, not a big empty temple with a farm in the middle. Because I am Three, and I am a person, and I want the world to remember that.

What Three says instead is: "I can pay you back. I am useful."

Etho looks at Three. He rubs the back of his head. "You know, normally no one is dumb enough to give me an IOU this early in the season?" He laughs almost nervously. "Sure, man, I can teach you to make a base out of interiors. Why not."

"Thank you," Three says, and its shoulders do not slump, because it is well-trained.

"No problem. Say, what do you think about pranks?"

"I would like to learn to do those too," Three says promptly.

Etho also wears a mask. This does not stop Three from being able to tell the man is smirking.

"You know what? We're gonna get along just fine," he says. Strangely, Three believes him.

#answered #eloquentornot #solving counting sheep talk #a bee fic #SURPRISE. this is now the 'i write about three' ask game. #because i'm in a MOOD now let's WRITE SOME MORE OF MY CREATURE I MISSED IT...... #anyway this is WILDLY different than you prompted me towards but I have Thoughts about how three and etho would meet #solving counting sheep spoilers #because THIS ONE relies VERY HEAVILY on certain characterization choices from the latter half of scs. #anyway note that three is still not NEARLY as self-assured as in the fake dating one! #this is three GENUINELY nervous and usure what's happening in a situation #whereas the fake dating one is a little more 'three is not bothering with social graces at least in part to fuck with martyn' #and i hope that comes through #anyway. SCS HUH.

[unnamed-atlas]

HE DROPPED THE SETUP PICTURE I REPEAT HE'S DROPPED THE SETUP PICTURE

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #ethoslab #ETHO #ETHO WHAT #SPEECHLESS. FUCKING SPEECHLESS

[hellwa1ker]

“Magic makes the game too easy!” Strength users:

#games #video games #gaming #pc games #memes #memories #funny #new memes #lmao #dank memes #video memes #meme #dankest memes #meme humor #elden ring #dark souls #soulslike #what the fuck etho #funny content #funny post #fuck #humour #tumblr humor #omg humor #humor #i wouldve had a longer clip like i intended but skyrim npcs cannot shut up and it mysteriously stilled after a few moments #shitpost #shivering... is it cold?? is the skyrim honey nut treat cold??? #holy shit #shitposting

[lexhilic]

cause and effect

grian not jumping over a campfire last session at the end of it all caused 4 deaths, 2 of which were permanent

but that warden vs wither fight was fucking metal dude

#what the fuck #trafficblr #traffic life smp #traffic life #traffic smp #secret life #grian #ethoslab #etho #secret life smp

[verdantglow]

I believe it’s true,

‘Cause nothing matters when I’m all wrapped up in you.

(Made a Boat Boys playlist the other day. It’s not quite done & ready to post yet, but I’ve decided I want to go through it & do paintings for a few lyrics from each song on it. Here’s the first one. ^^ )

#boat boys #SmallEtho #hermitshipping #trafficshipping #verdant art #Part-time soulmate Full-time problem #<— gonna be using that tag for this series so people can find it on my blog. #also that’s the playlist’s name on Spotify if you want to listen to the WIP #just remember it’s subject to change & some songs might get swapped out #Spotify #fuck it I’m gonna slap this in their individual tags as well #I hope that’s okay #afaik Etho doesn’t go on tumblr & Joel seems to know exactly what kinda shit’s going on here. #anyway. #Joel SmallishBeans #Etho #Ethoslab

[megabuild]

heard we're cuteguying etho now so you know i had to adapt my cosplay overnight

#mine #ethoslab #hermitcraft #cuteguy #cosplay #etho #hc #is there tags for mcyt cosplay ??? idk #i literally threw this all together with what i already had for my old etho cosplay and all the pink things i owned #except my heart sunglasses which i CANT FUCKING FIND!!wharever #the jacket mod isnt great but maybe ill clean it up later its kinda nice...

[obslorsed]

they werent lying that everything did burn

#not my best work but considering I’ve been exploding to death so much lately which has rendered me unable to art. I like how this turned out #pay no mind o the fucked up anatomy this was intended to b just a lighting experiment. ik some bits look off but I donot have energy to fix #ANYWAY. sorry regualr followers & mutual alike I have contracted brainrot. wahooo #now to tag this with ten million things #double life smp #dlsmp #boat boys #??? idk if that’s a tag #trafficblr #dlsmp joel #dlsmp etho #oh fuck uh #cw fire #?? #technically it’s lava but what the fuck ever

[homocrafting]

do you ever think about whatever the hell is going on with Impulse and Etho in the life series. like what is up with that

imagine you're ethoslab and you're playing this new death game for the first time. people are making alliances, and there's a war brewing- you know what side you're on. You're with the King, you are one of his men, and you live in a wool castle with your ally, the closest to you if only due to physical proximity. he doesn't come home a lot, but that's fine. You're still close.

Then the castle burns, more than once, and you really should have expected that. With time you'll start seeing burning houses as a sign, maybe a metaphor, but not now. You aren't yet aware of your penchant for bases susceptible to fire. You're more worried about your things.

Then the war hits, and you're not sure when, but you realize this guy- the one who was on your side, the one who lived with you- has turned on you. Is it turning on you if he was never on your side at all? But you thought you were friends, so it kind of hurts when he's the one who takes your last life.

The second time you do this he's not your friend at all- he chose the south, and that's alright with you. Your team is, frankly, the best. You have a best friend who might be something more, and though you have no castle, he helps you build a snow fort. Things are good. Then they aren't so good anymore, but you make them good again, even if at the expense of your other teammates. To you he matters more, so you keep him close.

You don't think of him much, the guy who betrayed you and killed you. Maybe you should have, but you have better this time.

Until he helps spawn that wither, and then it all comes crashing down, and in the end you choose being a survivor over being a friend. In the end, you can't give your life to a dead man. In a way, he killed you again.

The third time you don't quite believe it when your best friend is soulbound to him. Your best friend says they're happily married; you ask him if he's sure, he says of course he's sure, and that's how he takes you best friend from you twice.

You're not sad with your soulbound- it's a new experience, you never talked to him much before. This time your ally is the one who builds a base. No one wastes any time in pointing out how flammable it is. You both know it will burn soon enough.

But when it does you burn the whole world down with it, and in the end you both team up with your best friend and the one who killed you in more ways than one. You think he's happy, though. You kind of wish he weren't.

They betray you again. The portal's trapped, it couldn't have been anyone but them. It feels fitting, that you burn too. It's the third time he takes your life.

(If you asked he would tell you it wasn't them- your best friend would tell you they would never, and you'd believe the latter but not the former. You never ask.)

The two of you are there for the fourth round, too. By now you know how these games work. You ally with the people you were with when you truly first met your best friend, except this time he isn't there.

This time, you look at him- at the man who's killed you twice, now- and he looks back. You know he's not sorry. You aren't either.

He asks you about your cows, if you want to combine forces. You aren't fully sure what it means when you accept it, this feeling you get, but it doesn't feel wrong when you're allies. You know what he is- he's one to play from all sides, he's a traitor, he's your ally, he's the one with the backup plan, he's the reason you've died so many times. He's resourceful, he's smart, he's tricky, he's the type to pretend he's less than he is.

You can never fully trust him, but vaguely, you know he doesn't want that. You cheer for him, when he's the last of your team standing.

You aren't sure what to think of him, when you see him in the fifth game, but you know and he knows, so you guess it's fine.

#impulsesv #impulse #etho #ethoslab #trafficblr #life series #ecstra explosions #I FORGOT MY GODDAMN WRITING TAG #uhhhh. fuck it new one #ecstra content #that'll do. proabably #anyway this got a littls out of hand I had Not meant to make it dramatix but I think that one Bee fic with cleo and etho changed my brain- #-chemistry so you get this! I guess! #not sure if it's read more worthy but I hate clogging dashes so #anyway I find it crazy no one talks about them. like girl what. how are you not seeing all this #shoutout to The People for being my most based friend ever and also thinking about them