I need a Superbat fantasy au but like can Clark be a baker.
Like just think how cool it'd be if he was a really good baker and he was delivering bread to the palace were king Bruce Wayne was and something happened and he ended up saving the kings life (or maybe one of the kids)
And they try to offer him a spot in the palace or to be a knight and he goes....but my bread :(
So he decides not to do it but at the end of a long night he passes out the leftover brea thatd didnt get sold to the people on the streets when he meets a cloaked figure called the batman or maybe something else? And they get along super well to a point were Clark developes feelings for him. All while the king keeps inviting him back to the palace and he keeps denying.
Only to find out that Bruce and Batman are the same person and of course he's annoyed and hurt but maybe that's when he reveals he's actually not human himself. He's an alien and then they can get married and Clark is still a baker at the end of the day because he loves baking and giving to people.
I just want Clark to bake bread and Bruce to be in love and taken care of for once.
I want a Merlin and Sherlock crossover where magic exists and Merlin is the youngest Holmes. And because of him Eurus has someone to play with and favours Merlin and teaches him everything.
unlike his older siblings Merlin's actually a very sweet and friendly person and always smiles, makes small talk, is friends with everyone. (Just typical merlin).
he definitely got bullied in school tho but Eurus was there so not to worry;)
Also Arthur is the prince of Wales and Merlin becomes the minister of magic and is literally the leader of all the magic users around the world but he goes by the name "Emrys" because he doesn't want to put his family in danger (cause he has so many enemies). And they're dating:))))
In addition to Merlin x Arthur, John x Sherlock, Mycroft x Gregory, Eurus dates Morgues and Morgana dates Irene:)
I want a Christmas at the Holmes's when John gets to meet the whole family for the first time and is really confused at seeing the fucking prince of the Wales cuddling up with his boyfriend's little brother who apparently is the greatest sorcerer to ever walk the earth. Greg is amused (he's been dating Mycroft for longer so has met the family before) and pats him on the shoulder and explains everything since Sherlock forgot to mention it all.
John also finds it amusing after he sees how Merlin treats his older siblings. Gives them hugs, kisses on the cheek, telling them jokes and they actually smile and laugh and joke and hug and kiss Merlin back.
John has soooo much fun and sits to gossip and shittalk about the others with Greg and Merlin and Morgana and Irene:) and he gets a liking to Merlin really fast especially when he sees how much he looks like Sherlock:) (they look so much alike. I'm dead)
so you see? I want a fic of a genius Merlin in a family that show him love and appreciation and spoil him. Give me. I need thisssssss.
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
Please, for the love of god, please don’t be this person. No matter how long it’s been since an update, no matter how many unfinished stories are sitting on their account, no matter what - do not be this person.
Not only is it insanely rude, but you also do more damage than you think be being such a self-entitled ass about something someone created for free and for fun. “This author” can see what you say.
i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.