#yALL IM NOT FUCKIN AROUND THIS IS SOME WILD SHIT
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pixels [newt x reader - modern text au]
ch. 4 - agoraphobia and burger king on 5th street
summary: a personal experience provides a way for newt to connect to y/n.
warnings: strong language, mental health talk, depression, medication (its my literal prescription i mention oops this is like a self insert fr), mutual pining, none really.
➥ m.list
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THE GLADE
[ 10:52 am ]
y/n: it’s official yall
drugs saved my life
tommy: huh??
minho: same
newt: wow, i’ve never seen your name on my screen before 12 pm
y/n: shut the hell up bitch
newt: ouch, touchy
minho: woah
touchy 👀
are yallll..?
y/n: you’re sick
tommy: are we going to ignore the drugs statement??
like hello are u ok ??
newt: you’re annoying minho
minho: yea <3 😊
notice how they didn’t say no
y/n: you guys just don’t understand how a girl like me needs beauty sleep..
and no we aren’t
gally: all that beauty sleep and ur still walking around with that mug.. yikes.
y/n: 😑
i hate you i haete you i dhateoyifu
minho: great she’s having a fit
y/n: no one cares about me
and you think i’m ugly
this is so sick
and you don’t even care that i’m on drugs
☹️😭😭😭😭 done.
newt: no one said that love
gally that was rude
minho: BRUHHHHH
here she goes
tommy: I CAREE????????
DO I NEED TO COMEGET YOU????
y/n: yes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
before i do something crazy 😭😭💣
minho: THE BOMB IS WILD
tommy: stay where you are
i have your location
newt: uhhh
y/n: pause what
minho: tommy why would you admit to that
tommy: im On my way! what’s the issue
sorry autocorrect
y/n: WHY DO YOU HAVE MY LOCATION????
gally: can you guys shut the fuck up
minho: the drama queen is here 😍
gally: stop
alby: I have it on Life360, I imagine Thomas does as well. In fact I have all of your locations.
y/n: oh
i forgot about that app..
minho: i didn’t. i get a notif that newt’s phone is at 5% all the goddamn time
even tho he said he deleted it
newt: just turn it off then
i redownloaded it don't track my app intake
minho: no it makes me feel less lonely
y/n: awwwww
idk how you do that newt
newt: do what?
y/n: not charge your phone
if my phone gets below like 15% then the monsters will get me
tommy: omg me tooo 🥹
newt: i was about to say you sound like tommy.
tommy: don’t say that!
she’s on drugs i don’t want to sound like an addict 😔
newt: she isn’t on drugs thomas
tommy: she literally said she is newt :/
5 mins and i’m there y/n
y/n: are you actually fr
thomas..
we live very far away sweetie
newt: i mean
if you were in trouble you don’t think we’d come get you?
tommy: ^^
but life360 says you’re at the burger king on 5th
minho: no that’s me LOOOL
y/n: NEWTTT ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
tommy: wtf
i’m the one who’s coming to get u
why does he get the credit
minho: no tommy you’re coming to get me
tommy: oh yippee i get to see my friend 🤗
newt: ewwwwww
y/n: EWWWWW
tommy: OH STOP IT
y/n: why burger king of all places min
minho: why drugs of all things y/n
gally: she’s not doing drugs are you guys fuckin insane
y/n: yes i am
it’s 10 mg of fluoxetine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
ONCE A DAY!!!!!!
IM ADDICTED
newt: no you aren’t, 10 mg is the smallest dose
minho: told y’all she was on drugs
y/n: ???????
minho: over the year
you’re too hyper to not be on some crack shit
tommy: oh stop that’s not nice.
newt: it’s not drugs like that minho stop.
tommy: uhoh he brought out the . at the end
y/n: it’s just for anxiety cuz i can’t leave the house without going into a breakdown
minho: she got acrophobia
told y’all she was mental
newt: what the fuck are you talking about
tommy: oh i know that word
fear of spiders 🕷️
minho: wtf no
fear of outside
y/n: i’m not afraid of outside
newt: that’s agoraphobia you fucking dumbass
y/n: 😍
i did NOT mean to send that lol oops
newt: ??
oh, okay
minho: when he’s a know it all 😍
when she’s agoraphobic 😍
y/n: when he’s at burger king on 5th because he has no food in his fridge and can only afford a $1.99 whopper with the coupons from the newspaper 😍😍😍😍
minho: 😒😑
newt: LMFAOOOO
GOOD THAT
minho: british people be so annoying
saying shit like gormless minger and good that be sooo real rn
newt: i have never said gormless minger in my whole 26 years of life.
y/n: you just did bro
newt: call me bro again
y/n: bro
brosive
brother
stepbro
minho: laughed until i saw the last msg :/
newt: 😑
y/n: ok youre the perverts
minho: cant you take your prozac and turn back to normal now
y/n: so you DO know what it is..
gally: wym 'back to normal' like there was smth before this??
y/n: real i been like this for life
tommy: i got whopper and two large fries and mozzarella sticks
newt: wow
y/n: wow just call him a fatass newt.
newt: i would never, stop
y/n: 2 large fries is kinda crazy tho
tommy: i have to get enough to share with my friend
minho
gally: surprised you have friends
tommy: yeah you are not one.
gally: RUDE?
y/n: WELL LMFAO
minho: i literally already ate also gally ur not my friend either
newt: same
alby: same
gally: well why tf am i in here
y/n: well you're my friend!
gally: great.
y/n: not with that attitude..
tommy: y/n you're ok though right??
y/n: yes tommy im fine sweetie
go eat your food
tommy: okay i wish you could share these fries with me
y/n: me too :(
minho: i don't
big back would eat em all
y/n: i actually hate you
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newt
[ 11:45 am ]
newt: hey
y/n: hiii :D whats up??
newt: idk why but this feels like secretly texting you across the room at a party
y/n: actually tho
picture me giving u a look from across the room
newt: you would blow our cover immediately
i just wanted to let you know if you needed any like,, advice or something with your new medicine i'm here for you. i take the same stuff on top of lexapro
y/n: oh really?
newt: yeah i do
y/n: newt :( thank you
i am a bit nervous to start it tbh
newt: i understand, i was too
but hopefully it'll change things for the better
y/n: i hope so
i didn't realize you dealt with anxiety n stuff
newt: more than you know
you aren't the only one and you aren't alone w it
y/n: you're sweet newt, thank you
newt: don't mention it :))
sorry the smiley was creepy
y/n: lmao no i like it
if you need to talk or anything too i’m always here
newt: yeah?
y/n: of course ): you’re my pookie
newt: one day you gotta let go of that word lmao
y/n: but you love it tho
newt: you tell yourself that
actually are you free rn?
y/n: yeah! i’m just about home what’s up?
newt: i’m bored so pick up the phone
y/n: NEWT LMAO
ok fine 😒
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i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.
how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.
PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .
also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid
also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck
#rant post#Sorry i had to . FUCK.#mfb#beyblade#beyblade metal saga#metal fight beyblade#beyblade metal fight#beyblade metal fury#ryuuga#Ryūga#masamune kadoya#me if i was written by vivziepop
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MAKE YOUR MARK CHAPTER 6 LIVE BLOG BABYYYYYYYY
EPISODE 1!!!!!!
-FIRSTLY I’ve been so fucking excited for this that I dreamt about it THATS RIGHT I DREAMT ABT IT
-This is gonna be the last mym chapter….:(((((
-OKOK LETS STARTT
-NO MORE SPARKY TRANSFORMING THE NETFLIX LOGO :((((
-MANESTREAM!!!
-SIBLING BONDING I LOVE THEM
-“Hold onto your cutie marks!” IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE SUNNY
-AAAA THE INTRO ITS THE LAST TIME WELL HERE THE INTRO!!!
-PIPPP YA GOTTA STOPPP
-I love you izzyyyyy
-HOW THE HELL DID SHE BLOW THOSE SO FAST, strong fuckin lungs
-BLAIZE!!!!
-All the dragons have the same model yes, but they all still look unique and pretty good IN MOTION
-OH SUNNY IS TERRIFIED
-Aww trying to put on her tough voice this is why ur my favorite sunny!!!
-AWW IZZYYYY
-I LOVE LUXXE
-Leaf is cuteee
-Tumble and him are def gay
-FOUNTAIN IS A LITTLE CREATURE….Well big creature but yk
-PIPPS FACEEE
-OH SO THEY HAVE THE SAME SHIT AS SPARKY
-OPALINEEEEE
-OOO SONG
-HER VOICE IM IN LOVE
-God that was sooo goodddd
-Love sunny rushing in to defend alicorns
-Also her putting her hoof around zipp GAYYYY
-MISTY I LOVE YOUU
-Hitch and your dad jokes I love youu
-Sunny trying to make friends with Blaize, IS THAT A PERSONALITY I SEE?
-Also her and Blaize? Rlly gay
-Love this green dragon (already forgot his name im a little dumb)
-SPIKEEE
-OH HIS VOICE WILL TAKE A WHILE TO GET USED TO BUT ITS NOT BAD, he finally has the deep voice he’s always wanted, good on you for the transition, plus he is total nonbinary goals
-AWW SAME HUMOR!!
-Also Sunny fangirling a bit
-AWW HE DOESNT REMEMBER :(
-TWILIGHT MENTION
-AW HIS LIL ‘Twi?’ OUGHHH
-okok so we were all pretty right on the real story!
-“You lost magic??” LMAO EVEN SPIKE IS LIKE ‘rlly???? After everything you rlly lost magic yall are wild mannn”
-When sunny gets excited her alicorn-ness starts to show, I’m not saying its a stim but it’s totally a stim
-AWW SUNNY REMINDS HIM OF TWILIGHT AAAA
-Love his speech but I wish they referenced how he thought the same but realized his true family were with other ponies
-GAYYY i need to see ship art of sunny and Blaize NOW
-ALSO WHY ARE YOU ON HER BACK SUNNY YOU CAN FLY, MORE REASON WHY SHES GAY
-YOU TWO PIPP AND ZIPP YOU CAN FLY!!!
-OUFHHHH THAT WAS SOOO GOOD!!!!
OKOK NEXT EP
EP 2
-TWO PARTER BABYY
-NO NOT THE TOGETHERNESS TREE
-The townsponies still freak just the same as g4, some things never change
-SPROUT
-‘And Pipp’s hair is still fabulous!’ I LOVE YOU ROCKY
-YEA MISTY WOULD KNOW
-LOVE THIS SPEECH UGHHH
-“That is…An option!” SUNNY DONT BE MEAN
-AWWW IM GONNA CRY
-PRINCESS SUNNY AAA
-FILLY MISTY
-‘SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO CHECK HER MESSAGES’ HAHAH
-NOOOO NOT THE DRAGONS
-SPARKY YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN
-OHH SHE KNEW SHE FUCKING KNEW MISTY BETRAYED HER
-GET HER ASS ANIMAL FRIENDS
-OOO YAY THE DRAGONS ARE BACK
-OOP NEVERMIND
-YES HITCH GET HER ASS
-OUGH SUNNY UNDERSTANDING HOW AFRAID MISTY MUST BE TO SEE HER ABUSER AGAIN AAAAA
-AAAAAA THAT WAS SOO GOOD
NEXT EP NEXT EP
EP 3!!!
-GRAB HITCHS CUTIE MARK MISTYY
-YESSS GO MISTY
-GET HER ASS
-GO AFTER YOUR GIRLFRIEND SUNNY
-OO PIPP YOU SMART
-WELL IT WORKED FOR A SEC
-UGHH I LOVE THIS INTERACTION BETWEEN MISTY AND OPALINE
-HEY YOU GOT TO DO YOUR PLAN IZZY
-SHE IS SO SMARTTT
-DAMN IT NOO
-‘We could just call’ I LOVE THEMMM
-THE NECKLACE
-NOT OPALINE PLAYING THE “you and I were not so different” CARD
-BUT ALSO SUNNY YA CANT REDEEM HER SORRY
-SPARKY YOU GOTTA BRING IT ALL BACK HOME
-SONGG
-DONT CRY REI AAAA
-NECKLACE TIME RAINBOW POWERR
-THEYRE RLLY PULLING OUT EVERY STOP
-ELEMENT OF HARMONY???
-HA GET YOUR CUTIE MARK WIPED
-AWWW
-CRYSTAL PONY TIMEEEE??
-AWWW THAT WAS AMAZING
LAST EP LAST EP
-40 MINS AND NEW NETFLIX PRESENTS LOGO
-THE MUSIC????
-THEYRE SO PRETTY
-ZIPP BEING WORRIED ABT HER GIRLFRIEND
-THEY DID ALL THE STOPS WITH THE VISUALS ITS SO PRETTY
-CRYSTAL TOWN CRYSTAL TOWN
-New threats maybe?
-MISTY I LOVE YOUU
-CRYSTAL PONIES
-SONG
-TRANCE???
-Auroricorns! New name for Crystal ponies?
-STARSHINE TIME
-AWW THEYRE ALL DOING CUTE EYES AT HITCH
-This is def giving me comfort special vibes!!!!
-Trip-Skating!
-STIMMING SO MUCH RN
-THEY DONT KNOW ABT EQUESTRIA
-Never allowed to leave? Ooooo
-SNOW PONIES
-GIRLFRIENDS AGREE WITH EACH OTHER
-If this keeps going this well this might be my fave ep
-WTFFF
-This is some freaky shit
-WTF ARE THISE????
-GRIFFINS??
-ANGEL BUNNY 2.0
-HER VOICEE
-So she’s like Opaline, but probably less fun? Interesting….
-Messed up tbh
-Maybe Allura will get a redemption arc?
-SUNIZZY CRUMBS
-SONG
-WOW she is stupid I love it
-DAMN THIS IS SOME OUR TOWN SHIT
-SNOWBALL FIGHTT
-YEA MISTY
-SONG
-So she might be back!
-VIOLET FROST
-AWWWW
-NEW FRIEND
-LETS GO COMET
-THEY EACH GETTING THEIR OWN FORM OF ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
-WHO IS THAT VOICE???
-BROTHER???
-THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING
-MANE 7 MAYBE??
-NEW GUY TOO
AAAAA I LOVED THAT, even tho there’s no more mym I’m sure tyt will be just as good once the episodes get longer!!
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cw: drugs, once again its just weed so dw toonmuch
im high again so heres more hcs fornpurly getting high once again wont spell check this is for pure shits n giggles
•im gonna tell yall rn, they mostly use makeshift bongs
•its like they use an empty plastic bottle make a while for the blunt in there and they just use it like a bomg
•i mean eventually curly gets a bong, but gotta make do man
•im claimin thag they mostly use it before watching a movie to make the experience more remembered
•while ponys high he literally just b doin whatever, could b vacuuming the ceiling just to have somethin to do and go “so what made u like me man”
•meanwhile curly cant stand properlly, just swayin in every direction, but then again its not as bad as pony
•usually curlys just hangin his arm around pony bc 1) hes cute lol 2) dont want the lil guy to fuckin fall and bust his head now
•but yea they aren’t usually standing but when they do they hang onto each other for support and gayness
•idk y i feel like theres this pont where they r sitting in silence, then they just look at each other and giggle for a sec before just saying “man i like u”
•pony lies down so oddly, one leg is up the other is doin hopscotch, one arm is being used during convos, the other is a convict in some prison, its wild man
•they fucking love m&m cookies, pizza, and chinese food while high idc idc
•they absolutely probably praise the floor the delivery guy walks on when they get there, just givin em tips like they rich
•just adding in here that if angela decides to join for whatever reason, she puts on pink panthress bc i just feel like she blast that speaker w music bc it makes her feel like shes floating
•she also makes them go shopping w her which is a WHOLE of set of hcs that’ll prolly never release to the public
•omg idea but what if angela (well curly but mostly angela) taught pony cultural haitian dances while high cause hes more free then omggg im so smart
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~Growing pains~
George Weasley x nonbinary reader
A/N: Hey, people of the internet! It tis i!! Back with some more George Weasley fanfiction. It's a damn shame there's little to none of it on Tumblr, but it’s whatever. I Hope you like Angst with a side of fluff because that’s what's on the menu. I hope you enjoy My doodles!!! And if you want a specific trope, don’t hesitate to request one! I’ll try my best to get it out as fast as possible. Anyway, ENJOY!!!
Warnings~ the readers are non-binary with not much-added description, so be wild with your mind, cussing; yes, we use potty mouth around these parts. I think that's about it. Please let me know if I missed anything!!
Synopsis
You and George were at his home for the holidays when some of Fred’s friends started to chat you up. One thing led to another, and you were in a room with the group while they were shit-talking about your boyfriend. It all went down when he found out during dinner.
It was winter break when Mrs. Weasley gave Fred the ok to bring people over.
“Oi Y/N,” Fred calls from his room. “Yes?” you say as you lean against the door frame. “I have some friends I want you to meet; Y/N meet Marlon, Cyrus, Lorenzo, and Kaullm '' he says as he goes down the line, introducing them one by one, “nice to meet you all,” You wave awkwardly. “Come in; we’re not gonna bite..unless you want us to,” Kallum jokes. “So tell me, Y/N, you have a partner by chance?” Lorenzo asks curiously. “Stop jacking with her. She’s spoken for.” Fred sighs. “By who…you?” Marlon adds, scooting a bit closer to Fred. “No..never Fred,” you joke. “George?” Marlon guesses. “Yup,” you say plainly. “Aw, Fred, you dick, how could you pass this absolute hottie to that wet blanket.” Cyrus jokes as the rest of them laugh. “Don’t like her that way,” Fred says playfully. “George is a one-off to you, Fred. A fuckin prude.” Marlon seethes as you stand up. “What's wrong, Y/N” Fred asks. “Nothing. Just tired. See you later, Fred,” you say silently as you go to the room that you share with Ginny. “Hey Y/N, what’s wrong?” she asks as you face plant on your bed. “Nothing,” you silence as you try to take a nap.
Dinner came faster than you expected, “that's right everyone tuck in!” Molly chimes as she passes around a bowl of soup. “So George, tell me..” Marlon. “How is Y/N..she you know…” he trails off “how i am is none of your concern marlon..drop it” you spit. “Oi weasel got your partner speaking for you? Can’t speak up? You’re such a deadbeat downer.” Kallum seethes playfully as the whole table laughs. “Stop.” George Says sternly as he stands up and walks away “george…fuck you guys” you say as you walk after him, you finally make it to his room to see him on his bed reading a book. “George…” you trail off walking into his room “are you embarrassed of me Y/N?” he asks simply, “what? No” you say “Y/N…i-im sorry but- ""don’t you dare finish that sentence” you say tears threatening to fall down your cheeks. “You’re too good for me Y/N don't you see? We aren't good for eachother.” he explains walking over to you. “George. Listen to me, we are made for one another. Dont let those ass holes tell you ANY different” you say trying to reason with him. “I want us to be together George.” you Cried holding his face. “Don’t leave me.” he begged silently, his voice cracking. “I won't, I promise.” you say as you kissed him.
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“Apologize to my brother.” Fred commands “we’re sorry.” the group of boys say in unison. “I couldn't quite hear yall…George could you hear them?” you ask as he shakes his head no, “right Apologize. CORRECTLY” you tell them sternly “we’re sorry george.” they breathe “right thank you.” Fred says “now we’re leaving” the group of boys say as they walk out the house leaving Y/N and George there. “You really didn’t have to make them say sorry.” George states as you both sit on the couch, “yes i did george. I needed them to know that if it was to happen again they would've gotten a lot worse than a few pathetic sorrys” you smile as he kisses your forehead “thank you nonetheless my love” George replied “anytime my dear.” you smile.
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Welp that was sum else. I feel like I can't really write angst too well when I'm sad. I have to do it when I'm in one of my moods. ANYWAYS hope you enjoyed this one i really have to get back on my george grind. Remember my inbox is Always open and my requests are open as well so don't be shy, request something and it’ll be on my page in a timely manner.
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Scary Sunstriding Lady Silent Kayti - Demented Myme Crewe
i was on the west side know what im sayin
on the wild wild west side know what im sayin
with the bell-bottomed jeans, boots with the spurs
givin chupacabras goosebumps under their furs
big iron on my hip and i know its not stayin
save me that lip and know im not playin
ed, edd, and evil ed wanna duel i think
i giggled like a fool and started sprayin
bullets flew faster than casper off 3 dusty bastards
their pants fell, invisible draw'rs
"i shot ya pants off ya before you could draw
so go'on get ghost fore i make ken dolls out all o yall"
pimp skipped my happy ass to a nearby bar,
a joint named Xroue McCaw
had a few bloody maries, a guy named terry,
scraped n licked his neck, no straw
the riff and the raff, no weed just ash
the sheriff and the deputy were now on my ass
he sobered me up outta my carnival stupor
now i gotta hear this foppycock coppers bitch ass
"by the decree of coloradian sheriff department
we find you guilty of a crime
come on out with your hands in the air, real kind like,
and let's neatly end this rhyme"
bitch out here, straight up stealing my bars
like i don't have a right to rap
I'll take care of em quick, it aint that hard
6 bullets sing lullabies to make em nap
"now come on get, quick and come quiet like"
said the gruff human with a frown
"ya should know my ancestors didn't fight for silence, right?
you'll have kill this myme to pipe me down,
bitch"
looked at him, he looked at me
i looked at him, and he looked at me
he drew his gun, in his eyes were dread
left a golf ball sized hole centre dead in his head
dep was next, he took his place facing south
time to go hand to hand with this slouch
i flashstepped his ass, bro style, no doubt
used my spurs like a dj and cut his vocals out
fuck around with me and this is what you'll get
this scary sunstridin lady gets hella respct
i rode off into the sunset on my invisible horse
to the rodeo carnival for some drinks of course
i told my whole story to the two of my crewe
"same shit as always" said v sippin brew
Süki said "i thought by now they'd learn their lesson
about fuckin scrappin with you"
now its called the wild wild WILD west know what im sayin
twas a cautionary tale, dont test me know what im sayin
before you know it, you wont have time for coughin
before the sunstridin vampire slams you in a fuckin coffin
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Man... this kintype is faint so i dont really feel it or talk about it much, but sometimes when i go to read fics and i see those dumb fuckin crossover aus where we get thrown at the Rise bros and they "teach us" how to love eachother, it makes my blood fucking boil.
Especially when they try to pin all the blame on ME for being a little too rough around the edges. You dont fucking know me, and you dont fucking know my brothers--and even if you DID, nobody's having fucking. perfect la-dee-da therapy talks with their family 24/7! Im SOOOO sorry for batting Mikey up the head a few times and not using ~nice words~ while trying to keep donnie on task and telling leo whenever hes being a fucking idiot, i was a little busy TRYING TO MAKE SURE WE WEREN'T GONNA GET OURSELVES KILLED.
And its so fucking rich of these writers to say that the Rise bros are gonna be the ones to teach us how to be gentler with eachother--like they dont have Significantly worse issues than we ever did when you analyse the show blow-by-blow. Yall just didnt notice because it was played for laughs and (admittedly dope) animation.
Like seriously. My family is NOT about to take pointers from the group that 1.) Does not actually know how to consciously, competently work together half the time (it was blind luck for yall 90% of the time and you know it), 2.) Has THAT version of donnie (no offense to the most recent guy, sorry, you didnt do anything, youre cool, this is 100% just a poorly timed coincidence), and 3.) Has THAT version of /me/ (again, no offense to any out there, in some aspects i do admire you, but the fucking entering a berserker state because you were left alone for too long is. Kind of fucking wild!!! Like when you take it seriously, that shit is. WOW). One of yall literally said yourselves, "sometimes we feel more like room mates than brothers", right? My family never even thought to say that shit as a joke--i dunno about you, but i think that says a Lot.
I dont know. Sorry if this comes off too aggressive (lmfaooooooo), this isnt actually targeted at any of the people who are kin with them, yall are great, i actually do like rottmnt a lot as a show--its just... god the newer fans are fuckin irritating sometimes.
Itd be one thing if they acknowledged that all the generations of us are a little messed up, and progressively getting worse, but it feels like there is just nothing but pure vitriol bashingtargeted at 2k12 tmnt lately. Me and my brothers may not have been perfect, but dont fucking turn around and act like the rottmnt guys are any better. Just say you like them more because theyre prettier and more palatable and fuck off.
-- (2k12) Hamato Raphael
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#fictionkinfessions#fictionkin#hamatoraphaelkin#ableist language cw#fandom issue#prevabuse#caps cw#death cw#murder cw#chara hate#canoning issue#love the hater energy#go hog wild feel better op#mod party cat
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also that post just unlocked the memory of, while i was still with the ex-uwu static, making some offhand remark about how, again, p8s was harder than fuckin uwu, and getting scoffed at by the static leader
and, well. to give some context. my savage gang is full blind prog, and we killed p8s week 8 (all other fights week 1; carbuncle would have been day one were it not for me shitting the bed on devour). the uwu static leader's savage gang use guides (and hector motherfucking 'terrible for caster uptime' 'terrible for melee uptime' 'just terrible all round really' hectorson at that), okay started like two or three weeks late, but didn't kill p8 until have way through 6.3
which, you know. for a casual static, whatevr. im not going to shame someone for being less hardcore about raiding, is onli game. but man.
i bit it back at the time, but i wish i'd been cunty enough to reply to that scoff with, 'okay, let me rephrase, p8s was harder for those of us who managed to clear it while it was relevant.'
like. don't fuckng scoff at me, boy. there was never any hope of me sticking with yall after this, i was just there to play with my friend. you need to get on my fucking level, not the other way around.
(the only person here im really mad with is myself for wasting time on these shitters. the only competent person in the group is, in a wild coincidence, the only one im still on decent terms with. yeah yeah we talked things out like adults amazing how you can have conversations and solve things sometimes actually no wait he's the one i wanted to play with in the first place, funny how that happens)
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1st pic: no literally same. I did all the sleeping around shit and boy…it was not for me. Like at all. Been going to ny ny since like 2019 and dassit. Like i dont want nothing else. Periodt. I tried to sleep around snd it was not for me. Whether people want to admit it or not, during sex, an emotional bond develops. And if u wanna ignore that bond then thats fine, like if you think its just sex then thats fine. but if you only wanna fuck people that you vibe with/have a bond with, like me, then that’s fine too. i can’t be fuckin just anybody no matter how horny I am like sorry not sorry. No more. Knowing people are attracted to you is fun, and its a confidence booster…but besides that, ultimately it means nothing.
Second pic: nothing but the truth. Like i barely get mad so if i get mad then its your fault. A majority of the time. And i hate how Joyce is so dismissive of me when I get mad. Everytime I get mad, she’s like “you must have some anger that built inside of you and you are taking it out on me” LIKE NO. THATS SO DISMISSIVE. You made me angry at this am reacting to you making me angry. And you are dismissing it and negating your behavior so you don’t have to feel bad and come to terms with how you made me feel. And if thats not what you meant then okay but thats damn sure what it comes off as.
Third pic: I agree. I am very weary of who I follow and what I choose to take in. And thats no shade to anybody at all. But if I don’t feel like taking this in then I’m not following you.
Fourth pic: lawd if that aint the truth. 🙄🙄 lmao. And im not the type to be like “well if she can get a man then shit, I definitely can get one.” Bc thats so like…”nice guy syndrome” ish. And thats the last thing I wanna be like. But lawd, yall love yall some wild rachet bitches and chile I just can’t compete with that.
Fifth pic: facts!! I love being happy for others! Im not a hater.
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howdy there! if you'd like to pop off about any of the latin american counties' (especially república dominicana) dance styles that sure would be nifty! also, im curious, what type of dance do you do?
hell yeah!! omg i fuckin love this bc i feel so much of lh are dancers in some aspect... also I’m a social ballroom dancer (so I do pretty much all of the “ballroom dances” from waltz to salsa) although I dabbled in contemporary and know way way way too many kpop dance routines. Anyways. have this big rant, let’s get into it!!
firstly I regret to say that I don’t know much about rd I just haven’t seen much content of him >:( I do know he is an absolute rascal tho and I fuckin love that. I feel he really loves getting Hyped as fuck and he can throw down when it comes to dancing... the merengue originated in the rd and it’s such a spunky, lively dance that has a kind of marching feel? so I just know he’s sassy as fuck busting it out on the dance floor. the other famous partner dance originating there is the bachata which is SUPER sexy and romantic... I think he’s WAY too good at it and nobody expects it from him lmao. he seems like more of a guy who dances around the kitchen to the radio while his food is cooking than A Ballroom Dancer, but in those rare moments when he does dance with a partner IT SMACKS!!
a character I have VERY strong ballroom feelings about is cuba. he’s such a sweetheart oml and I get kinda gentle giant vibes from him? like I bet he’s the most expressive, fluid dancer and you kinda swoon watching him. so so so many partner dances originated in cuba (cuban bolero, rhumba, mambo, cha cha, and influencing salsa, to name a few. also we actually call hip rotation aka ass movement “cuban motion” in ballroom.) anyways, I think he has a kind of smoothness you wouldn’t expect at first, and he loves a good slow rhumba. king of partner dances, he probably coaches a salsa group too. super patient and friendly, he will often partner with dance noobs and make sure they are having fun, and so he’s a really good lead. conclusion I Love Him :’)
let’s talk about argentina and the tango. please. he is SO CONFIDENT POSSIBLY THE SEXIEST LEAD EVER. argentine tango is super free-flowing, sexy, dynamic, just... a wonderful dance. he’s super proud of it and also kind of a wild lead. like such a showoff, he’s doing all those crazy spins and maneuvers and dips and it’s all very bold lol. he also probably only has one or two people he’ll dance with; for him it’s alllll about the connection and the passion. swoon!
BRAZIL ok brazil is another dancing-around-the-kitchen type of dude to me... idk I think he just gets a lot of joy from music and moving to it and singing and dancing and all that. not usually a partner dance kinda guy, he’s just doing his own thing. samba music/dance ofc is super important to him and he loves to just Vibe to it. not even doing “steps” or “moves” or anything, just dancing to the music, having his moment ya know? idk I would die for him
anyways i could go on these are just the ppl who immediately came to mind... if yall have any other specific characters to request let me know I love this shit
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Hi! Hello it’s me again (PArdon me lmao)
Since I posted about the Lion king idea of presenting finn, Thought why not give an idea of the entire movie if yall wanna idk write it? Cause I cant write at all. Ignore the spelling and grammar errors Im trying my best. ANYWAY uh have fun reading this mess of an R.D? (Rough Draft)
Alright, its like 10 years or so after the prime invasion. The BFF Squad finished restoring magic to the universe and found out where Adora and Catra hail from, (Magicat hidden kingdom on ethiera, and adora on eternia etc.) Catra finds out shes magically pregnant and tells adora, adora is like “Holy shit were gonna be moms” SO like the dummy she is goes to glimmer and asks her permission to present her when the kit’s born. (cause its presumably from magicat culture idk u decide) Glimmer agrees and puts it on her to do lists cause yknow queen shit.
Months later, Finns Born. Swift wind like the annoying loyal steed he is, goes to inform the other princesses of the presentation. (Insert the Circle of life Music)
The princesses show up along with a bunch of other people cause It’s She-ra’s Heir/Kid. Anyway magicat queen comes and takes Finn and goes to present them (the balcony idk what part of brightmoon looks safe!?) presume the thrusting of them over a balcony.
Scorpia and Bow are holding each other crying over how cute finn is, Catra and adora are looking at finn feeling so proud and shit, Glimmer is just holding her head staring at these idiots wondering why she even let them live there.
ALRIGHT HERE COMES THE INSANITY.
Behind the scenes, Catra had been helping glimmer with advising and taking over the actual royal advisors job. The R.A aint happy that her job is being taken by a war criminal and fraternizing with Etheria’s Hero. SO With some rogue clones they build a plan to get rid of finn and catra.
FLASH FORWARD 7 TO 9 YEARS LATER.
Finn’s growing up and needs to learn the difference between play and work, the advisor tells finn that and suggests adora help them out. so Adora takes Finn out to the whispering woods to teach them about self defense and magic bonding with the planet.
DT strolls up cause their now Brightmoons babysitter (Much to their Utter Delight) and tells adora that theres some trouble in the LightZone (Frightzone) about clones. Finn wants to come but adora says no cause its dangerous, So DT offers to take finn cause they were gonna round up the Runestone kiddos for a playdate.
DT and Finn pick up the kids and they get into trouble. Finn has a whole inner monologue about cant wait to be a Hero or something to make adora let them come with em. Cue the Ditching of DT and the Runestone Kids find themselves lost in the whispering woods.
Rogue Clones find them and give chase with laser blasters. Catra finds DT tied up and explains the kids tricked DT and they hear laser fire. So they go and save the kids.
NOW catra’s a lil pissed and impressed cause Finn manged to trick DT but also left their sights. Catra gives a speech about how much trouble finns in but also quite impressed with their work and tells them that, they’ll show them how to really trick somebody (aka pranks)
Later that night the advisor and the rogue clones finally finish the plan to get rid of catra and finn.
A WEEK LATER. Spoiler alert its finn Bday (Oh god here comes the angst)
The R.A suggests a Royal family picnic. Glimmer, Micah, Bow, Glimbow kid, catra, adora, and finn go to the whispering woods cause theres a nice clearing the advisor has “Suggested.”
a mile or so away rogue clones had been herding up the wild beasts of the woods. (Yknow those hog creatures)
Catra and adora actually have a gift for finn but want it to be a suprise so they ask the advisor what to do, Advisor tells them that theyll take finn to a spot near the picnic and they can give them the gift there.
Advisor puts finn in a spot and then signals the clones.
The ground shakes, the trees start moving, BAM OUT comes running thousands of magic hogs. RUN
Finns on all fours running for their life, their panting and see a spot which they presume will keep them safe. It’s not safe at all.
Finn bolts into a canyon, and sees a high top rock that SURE LOOKS STABLE. They climb up it.
Back at the picnic advisor runs back to the crew, and tells them what happened, Catra goes haywire and starts bolting towards the canyon, Adora tells bow and glimmer to get help and grab the advisor and head towards finn.
Catra reaches the canyon first, she spots finn on the rock, Jumping down she goes running along in the herd til grabbing finn, Adora and the advisor are watching from the top, Catra is carrying finn and puts them on a platform of the canyon. Catra gets impaled by a running hogs horn, She goes down into the herd.
“CATRAAA!” Adora cries and jumps down into the herd as She-ra to save catra. Finn looks on in horror trying to spot adora and catra. Boom out jumps adora going up the slide, struggling to carry catras limp body.
Finn goes to climb their way out of the canyon.
Adora is holding catra tightly and is still climbing til she sees the Advisor looking down on them. “Here! Grab onto catra!” The advisor smiles sinisterly. “I’m Afraid I can’t do that adora..” Adora looks at them in confusion. “Goodbye my oldest enemy” The advisors eyes flash green. Adora’s eyes go wide. BAM a burst of magic hits adora causing her to fall with catra.
Finn screams in the distant.
The herd leaves. Its quiet. dust is still kicked up.
Finn looks at their parents bodies on the ground. Limp.
“M-mom’s?” They called out. Knees buckling they go to catra shaking her “Please you gotta get up...”
“What have you done...” The advisor voice tells them.
Finn looks them at in fear “I didn-” “Insolent child! Look at what have you done! You’ve robbed etheria of their greatest heros!” Finns ears fold back, tears flooding their face.
“Get out of here. If you ever show your face here again I’ll have the palace guards kill you” a bright ball of magic formed in the advisors hand.
Finn bolts. the advisor chuckles darkly, for it was only the beginning of a new era.
Bow and glimmer teleport to area. they spot their friends.
Glimmer shakes catra “Horde scum DONT YOU DARE-” Catra bolts up gasping and then groans in pain “well.. there goes one of my 9 lives.” catra looks around and sees adora. And now shes screaming at glimmer to heal her.
The advisor looks ready to run. Glimmer heals adora and adora stirs going “W-what happened?” catra fills her in (catra doesnt know about the advisor she was unconsious.) And they cant find finn. so now its depresso expresso time cause adora cant remeber what happened and where finn is.
LOL IHATE WRITING THIS ALREADY.
Alrighty alrighty. So finn gets lost in the crimson and find Lonnie and the horde kids. (they dont know its catra or adoras kid cause they burnt that bridge) they adopt em for protection and help with digging in the crimson waste mines for gems and whatever else. And finn dyes their hair blond and shaves it to hide their idenity in fear of the advisor.
8 or so years past. Finns like 17 and the horde kids r old LOL
Scorfumas kid stumbles upon finn and they go into conversation about what the hell happened. Finn tells em about how they killed their parents and how they werent allowed near brightmoon cause the advisor would kill them. Scorfumas kid then has to explain that the advisor was now running brightmoon into the ground using their grief to an advantage. Btw kyles singing can u feel the love cause he do be misintruptioning shit. fuckin kyle XD (Lonnie is gonna kill this fool)
LATER FINN LOOKS AT THE WOODS AND OUT COMES YA GURL RAZZLE DAZZLE! Madam razz goes into her time loops and yknow the deal, she goes “Catra is that you dearie?” Finns like “YOU KNOW MY MOM?!” anyway razz leads them to the abandoned fort of grayskull yack yack yeack. Razz tells them that evil comes from power, not from heart, remember who you are type of shit.
Finn finally decides to go home.
Back at brightmoon everythings horrible. its the works yknow? DT got stuck in the “Prison” cause of how they were sus of the advisor.
Just gonna shorten it cause this is so LONG. Finn shows up, catradora are in shock. advisor turns out is the leftover of PRIME so then finn and him fight. Finn wins and here comes one of the newest heros to etheria. GG end of AU LOL
Sorry I dont know what I just wrote. but yeah theres the gist of the idea if yall wanna steal and try to write this shitpost? idk lol thanks for coming to this ted talk
#shera#catra#adora#catradora#lion king au#finn#glimmer problems#bow is in the back crying about how cute it is#rough draft#idk i cant write#she ra fandom#she ra season five#she ra fanfic idea
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Black Friday thoughts
(All the spoilers beware!!!)
with lala n ari (hi I’m @drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces if yall dont know me)
These were our thoughts the first time watching my digital ticket through. It will be long. There will be spoilers.
ITS JOEY
ITS KURT MEGA
I can’t remember how to spell her name but she looks like an excited child and i just Acting (it’s Jaime yall dw)
i was on board until fifty quid was an only
Robert forgot the choreo and lala just went OH MY GOD WHAT A DARLING so
DAN AND DONNA?????
E M M A A N D P A U L
I wanted a salad, but, now I have a child
Emma my darling I’m so sorry about ur sister
DUMBLEDORE????!?!?
BY GRACE DO U MEAN GRACE CHASTITY?!?!?!?!?!?
LADIDADAH DAY OH MY GOD
Paul ur such a mess ily
Emma shows up had an hour late with Starbucks
i dont really like getting hit by cars any more
i dont get flashbacks i remember bad things vividly
Both of the above are moods but who hurt them
PLAID
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces saw plaid and immediately said ‘is he a lesbian? Wait no’
What do you mean I have to look after a child
ITS THE OKAYS
Tim’s a mood
and even if I did, HOW WOULD IT FIT INTO THE SEDAN?!
Paul’s buddy bill
Well I will be GODDAMMED if he doesn’t have a merry FUCKING Christmas!!!!
We stopped for like ten minutes to watch @dialovesyellow being an idiot but we love her so it’s fabulous
At the same time though were not going to be able to do this in one sitting bc we spent like 30mins chatting to dia and heeter
Dumbldore grew a beard?? No??
No comment
He’s a chaotic mess but we love him
(Heather started playing the mii song on the piano while he was singing which was fUn)
FLASH! BANG! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!??
But dumbledores voice is still stunning
How does he hit high notes whilst still not opening his mouth like at all
Jeez Corey that’s dark
Corey everything ur character says to lex is m e a n
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEEEEY!! JUST FOR MEEE!!!!!!
why does anyone want this
no it isn’t cute
get away from it stop it
Lala: ROBEEEEEEEERRRRT
I want his jacket
WEAR ANOTHER GLOVE ETHAN
Fuck Ethan lost lexs sister
@drawinglinesinarbitraryplaces : Everyone’s wearing plaid they must be lesbians
Now we gotta talk to the imaginary spider from outer space
Not crazy but creative
A certified mess
Don’t u fuckin laugh
SEVEN FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
CALIFUCKINGFORNIA
MY MOMS A BITCH
The new lil girl can’t dance but we love her
Califomia sounds like speed run from tto conspiracy theory
Nuff said
That’s not how cameras work babe
Legend
Jesus Robert and the girl who plays lex can s i n g
LINDA
Linda bribing people is a mood
Becky Barnes. Nuff said.
Linda’s buying four what the fuck
IN SO MANY WORDS YESS!
I HOPE YOU DONT GET A WIGGLY! I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!!
Well my children were accidents!
Becky is stunning but Linda’s also a bitch
Becky we love you
Becky my darling I’m so sorry
YEAH GERALD
Becky wants to fuck dumbledore
Jesus they’re both a mess
THE HOMELESS DUDE???!!??
OMG IT IS THE HOMELESS DUDE!!!!!!
They all just,,, got out of the line to dance around Becky and dumbledore
Oh my god it’s a train wreck!
(My favourite)
What do you say?!?!?!
Oh my god they’re a mess
Opening the doors!!!
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU SPEND MONEY, YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE YOU MAYBE??
Gotta love some capitalism
The cast is huge what is this witchcraft
COREY FINALLY GOT HIS OWN SONG ITS BEEN SO LONG
but his dancing there ?? stop it
GIVE US YOUR FUCKING MONEY! GIVE US YOUR FUCKING CASH!
Jaime up in here buying all of the fucking dolls
Linda u melodramatic bicth
ARE YOU HEARING THIS GARY!?!?!?
Linda’s like,,, ‘well shit guess I can’t buy four’
Gary really????
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck you! (Dramatically)
Kurt fucking up and stole a wiggly that’s a yike
Jesus this song is a bop
They spent approximately all of their budget on wiggly dolls and none on choreo
THATS where that comes from ooohhhhh
Joey only ever plays a douche with voice cracks especially in this show
Santa Claus is going to high school
Yikes what did he do to get banned from the mall
hes being a good father figure though
I get the feel he’s being slightly manipulative tho idk if that’s intentional
This is so sad lex play despacito
Yikes who’s beating Ethan up
GET IN THE KIDDIE TUNNEL
BECKY NO
TOM YES
Holy shit is Ethan dead
Jesus I’m going to cry Ethan no
NO!!!!! YOU CANT DO THAT!!!!!!!!
(Said in a Jeff voice) GET ME THAT FUCKIN DOLL IM JN A HURRY
I have pepper spray and I can use it more than you can ever imagine
(Said in a joey voice) I don’t know if u wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna fuck with meeee
And YOU are the most special person in it. I KNOW THAT!
Joey either plays characters with all the voice cracks or dramatic low voices
Did joeys Randi character kill Linda
YES I FUCKING SEE HIM
The Black Friday from hell
Shopper mania and a fuck ton of it
Yeah bob,,, are you serious
Jamie’s in love with the wiggly immediately
Kurts character gets it
Jaime can do background acting much good
President kurt is a yike
ITS GENERAL MACNAMARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH WE CALL IT PEIP
Just me and a few of my peeps
ok so this is a Thing
As in crisis and mcnamara
The crowd went fucking wild when macnamara showed up and so did I
Jeffs falsetto song is a whole bop
BOP
And these eldritch forces are rising
Jeff just yeets the wiggly ookay
President kurt is having a meltdown
Is this spies are forever
INTERMISSION
bop
jeff doesnt look like a child
What does this have to do with anything
I mean the high school song is a bop but
Christopher cringle
Mr humbugger
Jingle! Jangle!
If anyone sees two elves in my locker I’ll get expelled for sure!
What the fuck
height difference in elves
Also what the fuck
Is Robert Santa now
OMG I’m calling it this is the film they were talking about
good choreo !!
Robert Lauren and the new guy who I thought was Corey for like the first 20 mins are all good dancers
This song is still a bop
What the fuck am I watching (Tom not me)
Omg I was right
Santa turns into a teenager so he can reconnect with the youth?????
okay What is this and can i punch it
their expressions whilst watching the shitty film is a mood
Beckys the only sane character
Becky and Tom are such white names
Plot twist Tom killed his wife
(lala that’s mean I’ll fight you)
WHITE NAMES AND QUARTERBACK AND CHEER CAPTAIN IM
why can i see tears in her eyes from this far away this is so sad alexa play haus of holbein
Holy fuck did she kill Stanley
Well yikes
You say you killed your family, I hope I killed mine
Well that’s that we got exactly halfway through imma post this now
#tgwdlm#starkid#black friday#black friday spoilers#robert manion#lauren lopez#jeff blim#starkid musical#musicals#black friday starkid#black friday musical
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Symphogear, EP.4
Last time on Beverly Hills 90210!
Hibiki begins to understand the true nature of the Sam Reimi Spiderman trilogy as she lives the life of a superhero by night and a normal student by day in the most miserable way possible. Constant cockblocking from the duties she explicitly chose to do distance her from her significant other Miku, as it drives wedges into their friendlationship. As Hibiki breaks off a plan prepped weeks in advance to see rocks fall from the sky, she takes out her frustration on the local Kamen Rider villian rejects before coming up to see Tsubasa, only to be greeted by a new face...
Let us continue!
As the situation tenses between the three gi- hey! Hey, wait a minute! This is a flashback! That’s no fair. You’re just going to throw this to us while we’re trying to do this stuff? Get it together, show.
The show hauls our asses to a flashback, because God knows we needed one right now. It’s not just any flashback, though. It’s a flashback of our favorite redhead, Kanade!
In a straightjacket.
While everyone is staring.
“i dont usually do this but you’ve got a bad case of catch-these-handsitis”
“oh god, she’s so wild, and angry... i... why am i hoping she’s single...?”
“aye. this is the fate of all rabiosexuals out there.”
Kanade is tied down because she’s the sole survivor of a Noise attack, and more importantly, she really, really wants to fight the Noise. What she doesn’t know is that she is potentially a new candidate for a Symphogear relic.
“oh... we’d pair so well... our colors are diametrically opposed...”
“GIMMIE A FUCKING GUN AND A TEN PIECE CHICKEN MCNUGGET MEAL YOU GUY FIERI LOOKING ASSHOLE”
Genjuro, who suffers from Compulsive Child Adopting Syndrome (CCAS), immediately comes to the conclusion to adopt this tiny gremlin. It helps that her parents are, well, dead.
Fatherly instincts vibrating intensely.
Genjuro talks to this small child, who is currently 99% anger and 1% chicken fluff, scanning their conviction towards working to the goal of fighting the Noise.
In retrospect, his methods are a bit weird. Feeding into the extreme edginess of a 14 year old scorned isn’t exactly the best thing in the world. Unfortunately, as we established before, the only thing that can fight Noise are Symphogear, and the only reason he’s not in the front lines is because he can’t wield one.
Kanade naturally obliges this deal, her braincells having long since perished alongside her parents. Then Perish indeed, Kanade.
“buddy im being trained as a samurai in modern times and i still could not fathom going as hard as you”
The pact is sealed. The child is adopted. Genjuro’s adoption addiction relapses, and he’s going to have quite a long talk at AA (Adopters Anonymous).
The thing about Genjuro that makes him an interesting character is that he actually really, really, really hates the idea of having to pit children in fighting these horrible threats. Unlike a lot of male characters who have a strong sense of manliness but a poorly written way of expressing it, Genjuro manages to be a compassionate person in the face of all this terribleness. He’s the only person to think about throwing parties for these girls, and trying to give them any sort of sense of happiness and normalcy to their lives, now changed forever by machinations he has been put in charge of. He’s the Anti-Gendo. He doesn’t tell Shinji to get in the robot. He makes sure Shinji is well enough to be in the robot, and would never do so otherwise, knowing the mental toll.
That’s why ultimately, he is The Dad.
So, with that in mind, they prep Kanade to recieve the relic assigned to her. One of the major elements of using relics is compatibility. Kanade is not naturally compatible to Gungnir; they have to slowly ease her into it.
“mumble mumble cant wait to kick their asses mumble mumble”
This is a process that takes years. The show doesn’t do well in showing this, but it takes many, many years for her to be compatible after endless medical examinations and controlled situations.
The experiments, naturally, hurt like a bitch to boot.
“genjuro she’ll be okay, right?”
“flip a coin on it, tsubasa”
“oh shit yall see this news? pornhubs gonna buy tumblr! damn, i can make an all in one profile now.”
When you’re forced to watch your newly adopted daughter torture herself to be compatible with an ancient, musty cursed relic.
After all that, Kanade still isn’t compatible. Of course, nothing is simple with Kanade. You may ask yourself, “Why did Genjuro have to tie up Kanade in a straitjacket? That seems pretty abusive.”
Simply put, it’s because Kanade has never fucked around in any second of her life, having taken off all the devices on her, taken a direct syringe of the stuff she’s trying to synchronize with, and directly inject it into her, herself.
Fear.
“i am so SICK, and TIRED, of all this namby pamby wimpy ass standard shit. YALL MOTHERFUCKERS THINK I WONT GO FULL THROTTLE?! MY LIFE IS FULL THROTTLE. I! AM! GONNA! GET! SHIT! DONE! TONIGHT! BOYYYYS!”
Tsubasa, likely already going through puberty by this point, simultaneously understands both the concepts of fear and arousal witnessing this near suicidal display of absolute madness immediately.
Holy shit, Kanade.
You know shit’s bad when even Ryoko is afraid.
Turns out, however, that Kanade did the right move in becoming compatible with Gungnir, at a very physically demanding price.
Really, physically demanding.
“shouldnt have had that massive spaghetti carbonara before doing all this shit but fuck i really liked that fuckin’ spaghetti slorp slorp go the sauce ooooooooh god this is bad”
“HAHA IM FINE- IM FINE EVERYONE- THIS- THIS IS JUST THE SPAGHETTI- I HAD BEFORE THE- BEFORE THE PROCEDURE IT’S NOT- IT’S NOT BLOOD I SWEAR- OH I AM FEELING LIGHTHEADED- DON’T WORRY YOUR PRETTY HEADS IM GOOD! OH- OH FUCK-”
The scientists, who have been easily staring at this entire situation for more than 5 minutes or more, have not stepped in to do a single damn thing, as if overpowering a 14 year old to stop her from injecting a dangerous thing that could directly kill her is completely out of their paygrade. Genjuro wakes them the fuck up and likely briefly contemplates firing some of these morons.
“so this is what’s called... getting lost in the sauce...”
The scientists scramble to keep Kanade from vomiting more marinara sauce but Kanade exerts but a mere fraction of her now developing Symphogear abilities, knocking them all out with ease.
“this is some shit right here, damn”
Kanade pulls some Independence Day theatrics on everyone, as a 14 year old on the verge of death typically would if given the opportunity. Death may be certain but you at least get to go out in style. Will Smith would be proud.
The half-life of Tsubasa’s fearousal reached completion as it has mostly decayed into fear at this point.
However, the relic pendant begins glowing. This is likely the one thing that keeps Kanade from dying. An interesting comparison given Hibiki’s own survival and gear manifestation.
Kanade achieves super saiyan.
“THEY ALL SAID I WAS LOST IN THE SAUCE... AND THEY ALL THOUGHT THE SAUCE WAS LOST IN ME. BUT NOW... I AM THE SAUCE!”
Tsubasa’s fear directly transmutes itself back into arousal per the first law of alchemy. Something to note is that Tsubasa was naturally receptive to her own gear; she didn’t need to go through the medical process Kanade went through. It’s because of this that Kanade earns Tsubasa’s admiration for life, even long after she dies.
“THE SAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCEEEEEEEEEE”
And so, the unambiguously gay duo known as Zwei Wing formed. Singers by day...
Noise slayers by night.
Saving the country, singing in the country, bonding together... in the country. Truly, there is no more iconic duo than these two.
“yall sing pretty”
“anyway bye”
Kanade’s initial motivation for getting Gungnir was to kill the Noise indiscriminately with no hesitation. It slowly dawns on her, though, that helping people... is good?
“the sauce lost me. i got lost in the sauce. i became the sauce. but... why don’t i... share, the sauce? because... people like sauce... and i like sauce... and we can bond together... liking sauce!”
Kanade and Tsubasa have a Captain America moment running together as Kanade muses about how singing for other people feels way better than just pure murder funtimes.
“hey, uh... tsubasa... it just hit me. i like sauce. and... you, you like sauce. do... do you want to share sauce together?”
“kanade as your girlfriend ive literally heard you talk about sauce metaphors for the last several years and if you dont think i wont slurp your sauce down without hesitation you’ve got another thing coming”
“hell yeah! ive still got some of my original leftover marinara to share!”
No heterosexual explanation whatsoever.
Not a damn one.
Oh yeah...! Because by shedding tears, the reality you face is...
Nehushtan? Weird end of a sentence, but okay.
We’re thrust back into the present time, present day, as we’re back in our three way throwdown.
Genjuro is an extra large McFuckingPissed with Large Fries and a Shake, supersized.
“you want some sauce with that? lmao, sorry, too soon”
As the werewolves come out in full force, the tension strengthens while a battle brews nearby...
“yall think you’re getting your hands on this goddamn armor without realizing im officiating this here gay pride parade. and guess what? you’re cancelled.”
“didn’t know clowns were part of the acronym, let alone capable of managing it. either way, you’ve gotta be at least this tall to use the armor.”
“so why not make like a hobbit, drop the armor, and burrow back to whatever hidey hole you came from, bimbo baggins!”
“guess you didnt read the books, moron. last i checked, bilbo doesn’t lose his traveling partners.”
“that low blow only comes at the cost of outing yourself as a fucking nerd.”
“im not ashambed. im gonna blow your mind with some math: my foot, plus your face, subtracting the teeth from your mouth, equals an ass kicking.”
“NOTHING IN THAT FORMULA INVOLVES ANY ASS WHATSOEV-”
Hibiki gets in the way immediately, citing the ethical ramifications of fighting humans as opposed to talking to them, conveniently forgetting this was the same person ready to body her merely an episode or two ago.
“hey first of all please don’t say bimbo thats really degrading, and second of all clowns aren’t actually in the acronym but im sure there are some gay clowns out there so please dont talk like that and thirdly im sorta short and that hurt my feelings and fourthly killing is fucking bad, tsubasa, let us not commit human on human murder”
both of them, in unison, i shit you not:
“yo, you like murder? shit. i like murder too!”
“like oh my god! murder is my favorite hobby. i take it back, you’re chill. still gotta die, though.”
Hibiki is casually tossed aside from this fight, given her very ideas are anti-thetical to fighting as a whole.
A real sick battle ensues.
Something to note is that our spunky opponent has another relic at her disposal which summons Noise. This relic is called Solomon’s cane. You’ll learn more about it later.
Not a pretty sight.
Tsubasa is losing. Not only is she losing, but the enemy cool kid reveals a very notable detail of her plan: She was distracted Tsubasa on purpose. The real plan...
Was to kidnap Hibiki.
In an ironic twist, Tsubasa’s inability to work with her teammate not only put her teammate in danger, but explicitly allowed her opponent to fulfill her mission of trying to capture her.
“i changed my mind kick her ass please oh god”
Hibiki still has not learned her lesson.
Tsubasa gets her ass kicked. Her opponent pulls every punch in the book, with some lowdown dirty fighting.
Unfortunately, Tsubasa, having learned from the Kanade Amou Private School Of No Brain Cell Combat, she pulls the last ace from her sleeve.
“lmao bitch whatre you gonna do, sing?”
“i didnt design my hair like a fucking 8th note for nothing, you cabbage patch kid”
“then let’s hear it, motherfucker.”
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End of Season 3
Last one! Then I’ll shut up until October
Episode 51: Moving Into Dorms
•”I won’t make you worry, Mom” Izuku don’t life to your mother like that
•”She reminds me of my predecessor”
“What why?”
“It’s the hairstyle” All Might asbsjienb
•I LOVE THESE KIDS SO DAMN MUCH
•I genuinely just want like a spin off of the kids in the dorms. Like them just being super powered teenagers living together and being KIDS like. Please. Living with all your friends with powers? What could go wrong...? Think of the shenanigans
•Aizawa laying down the hammer wow
•I. Love. Kaminari. Jirou leave him alone
•BAKUGO AND KIRISHIMA I LOVE THEM OKAY
•Kirishima is Best Boi
•Uraraka falling over from shock the entire time and Iida freaking out is so cute
•MIDORIYA’S ROOM IM CRYING
•Tokoyami’s is badass leave him be he tried so hard
•Mineta no
•Leave Ojiro alone he’s comfortable
•Kaminari’s room is literally any teenage boy room. I knew at least 4 guys who had a room almost exactly like that lmao
•I FORGOT KODA HAD A BUNNY
•The girls are outnumbered. Hate when Mineta’s right
•Bakugo is such an old man he’s already asleep I love a sleepy sad Boi
•Mineta:”I knew I’d get in trouble if just I suggested seeing the girls dorms now I have people to back me up!”
Todoroki:”I’m over it”
•Honestly Kirishima’s isn’t that bad y’all are just mean (except you Uraraka you get it)
•”If I found out my boyfriend had a room like this I’d dump him” HAGAKURE WHAT THE HECK
•Shouji... honey. Your bed isn’t even made. And they thought Ojiro’s was plain
•Okay Sero’s is cool “yup that’s me, always the wild card” god I love you
•Todoroki’s is so cozy
•Sato is so. Sweet lmao we need more of him
•Jirou is so punk I LOVE HER
•Hagakure. So. Pink
•Mina. So. Hot Pink
•Ojiro is so polite he’s so good
•I need Momo’s bed
•LMAO SERO WRAPPED UP MINETA WHEN HE WAS BEING PERVY WE LOVE TAPE BOY
•YEAH SATO WON
•Intervention time
•Tsuyu is so pure she deserves so much
•YALL MADE TSUYU CRY IMMA FIGHT
•KIRISHIMA APOLOGIZING AND SAYING HE WONT MAKE HER SAD AGAIN WARMS MY HEART they’re all so pure
Episode 52: Create Those Ultimate Moves
•Mido forgetting he was in the dorm is kinda cute he’s like wait this isn’t my room at home
•”That’s 2 questions. Calm down” Iida it’s too early for this and Aizawa is a tired man
•Everyone’s so intense. Then Mido is just like...I can’t move my arms what the fuck do you want from me
•”How can I fight with these damaged arms?” Well everybody told you NOT to break your bones, Deku
•ALL MIGHT HAVING A TEACHING FOR DUMMIES BOOK IM CRYING
•Lmao they just blew up Midoriya
•Nobody:
Mido and Uraraka: BOOOOOOBS
•”I’m Tenya Iida, the man you tricked into to being a walking billboard for you at the Sports Festival!”
“NEVER HEARD OF YA” Hatsume has no chill
•Hatsume doesn’t know personal space lmao
•”My quirk is in my legs you mad woman” Iida is done
•AND MIDORIYA JUST REALIZED HE HAD LEGS LMAO
•Mido is so soft for his mom’s costume I love it
•Bakugo is literally trying to kill somebody
•”If I’m so worried about using my arms then I’m use my LEGS” what happens when you break your legs again honey THINK
Episode 53: The Test
•Gotta protect those stupid red shoes
•I live for Kami’s choker. But Kiri you added sleeves. But still. No. Shirt. Honey
•Tsuyu’s hair up is *chef’s kiss*
•The girls talking about boys like regular teenagers I love it
•”ITS A BOY ISN’T IT IS IT MIDORIYA OR IIDA YOURE ALWAYS HANGING OUT WITH THEM WHICH ONE IS IT” Minaaaaaaa lmao she doesn’t mess around
•Cue Uraraka watching Deku lmao “it’s not it” SWEETIE YES IT IISSSSSSS
•Inasa is Iida x1000 and with WAY too much caffeine
•Erasure is too emo for love lmao
•”Think about it Erasure, if I was your wife your future would be a life of constant laughter”
“That sounds like a legitimate nightmare” god I love this grumpy man
•I do love Joke and Aizawa’s “friendship” if you want to call it that lmao
•IT’S DEKUS TWIN
•”This charming pretty boy is going to steal our girls” You’re right Kaminari he is
•”Please date me”
“Shut up” I’m both Ms. Joke and Aizawa
•Aizawa has so much faith in his class he’s like I’m not worried about my little shits just watch
Episode 53: Shiketsu High Lurking
•JIROOUUUUUUU
•”PROTECT THIS PERV” Mina is my favorite 1A girl I’m not sorry
•Shindo is slutty Deku and I love him
•I am the commentator wow
•”I don’t know why but I’m actually getting pretty excited about this” of course you are Midoriya you big quirk nerd
•”In order to help others you have to be able to take care of yourself” DEKU SAID SELF CARE
•”Midoriya what is this enviable situation you fight yourself in” Serooooo why
•We’re gettin some good Sero content thank god
•Lmao there’s a ninja school
Episode 55: Class 1A
•Todoroki is. As you say. A Badass
•Inasa:”Wait what were we talking about!?”
Poor Random Kid:”I don’t know. You just came up and started talking...”
•This is literally Anime Hunger Games
•Shouji holding Tsuyu is. So pure
•SHOUJI YELPING AND TURNING AROUND WHEN MOMO OPENS HER SHIRT TO USE HER QUIRK HES SUCH A GOOD RESPECTFUL BOY
•The power group we don’t deserve: Momo, Jirou, Tsuyu, and Shouji
•KAMI AND KIRI FOLLOWING BAKUGO MAKES ME SO HAPPY they love to annoy him and it works but they work so well together love Bakusquad
•GOOEY KIRI IS GROSS LMAO
•Aizawa basically saying Mido and Bakugo are the leaders who help the class work better the most and that he’s honored to teach them is PEAK
Episode 56: RUSH!
•Sooo Shindo’s a sneaky bastard I see
•”THIS IS WHY EVERYONES TERRIFIED OF YOU YOU’RE WAY TOO HARDCORE” Kaminari’s right and he should say it
•I need more Baku and Kami interactions tbh
•”Those ugly ass gauntlets of his” love sassy Kami
•DEFEND BAKUGO SQUAD IS AIZAWA/KAMI AND KIRI YES I LOVE MY BOYS
•Oof Mido takes no prisoners
•It does suck that if you don’t pass the Provisional License exam do you just never get your Hero License? Do you only get a set amount of times you can take it?
•Iida has grown so much
•Bakugo knows your secrettttt
•Jirou says fuck Kaminari lives lmao
•GO CLASS 1A ALL OUR KIDS MADE IT
•Aizawa shut up you big softie lmao
Episode 57: Rescue Exercises
•Sero why are you starting shit lmao
•Kirishima and Kaminari following Bakugo just because they want to is my favorite
•Momo stopping Uraraka from acting too quickly is great leadership skills. All these kids have what to takes to be heroes they work so well together and in situations like these I love these kids so much
•Shouji and Mineta are a good team because Shouji keeps Mineta in line and I appreciate it
•The fake bystanders are hilarious
Episode 58: Special Episode: Save The World With Love!
•All Might and David Shield (GAY)
•Bakugo why are you like this
•Midoriya is a giant softie romantic and I fucking love it
•All Might as a villain is just funny he gets so into the roll but he’s also just a bad actor lmao
•Mic needs to tone it down but he’s so funny
•I like Cementos a lot and Midnight is an A1 actress go her
•All Might running away and shattering the kids idea of love is so fucKING FUNNY LMAO
•Nice way to set up the movie
•UNLCE MIGHT
•GAY
•The timeline of this episode is throwing me off tho since this is before Midoriya moves into the dorms
•DadMight and Deku family vacation SO CUTE
•”You are the real heroes” THEY’RE SO PURE HOLY SHIT
Episode 59: What’s the Big Idea?
•Bakugo you need to calm down babe
•Gang Orca came to play damn
•Todoroki and Inasa are so chaotic together oh my god
•Gang Orca is just like what is up with these damn kids
•”It was a shock to meet your father because when I looked into his eyes the only thing I could see was an insatiable anger aimed at the entire world” imagine being raised/trying to live with that hatred, Inasa
•Lmao Todoroki triggered Inasa into not coming to UA. Endeavor loves ruining kids lives doesn’t he
•TELL EM OFF MIDO
•Inasa is so. Weird
•”Why didn’t I remember him? He’s so loud and obnoxious” You were so blinded by hate for your father that you were literally blind to other people in your way sweetie
•LMAO JUST CHOKE A CHILD THEY’LL GROW STRONGER
•Highkey love Shindo ngl
•Team Work Boys come on
•Ojiro my fuckin BOYYYY
•OHHH TSUYU THATS MY GIRL WE LOVE POWER MOVES
•Love Hair Dude
•Gang Orca’s actually impressed wow
Episode 60: A Talk About Your Quirk
•Mido passed yesss All Might Jr lol
•Bakugo and Todoroki. Whomp whomp
•B:”Let me see it [review of the exam]”
Kiri:”Ahh how about you worry about yourself”
Kiri’s like please don’t kill me
•Sero:”Hey looks like I’m pretty great at this” I love you Tape Boy
•I love how Iida just picks Mineta up by his cheeks and takes him away from people when he’s being too much lmao Dad Mode Activated
•Inasa and Todo are such an interesting dynamic. I haven’t read the manga but I know the make up exam happened recently and their interactions always make me laugh
•Kinda forgot about Toga but there were hints that it was her the whole time so it’ll be cool to actually meet Camie later on
•Holding his Prov. Hero License:”I have to show my mom and All Might right away” Izuku I love you precious boy
•oh my god One For All shut the fuck UP
•”I won’t be dying any time soon. Especially not by Shigaraki’s hand” if that is foreshaDOWING IM GONNA CRY IT BETTER NOT BE HIROKOSHI
•”We’re gonna have a talk about your quirk” I’m ready to CRY
•Kiri sleeping is so cute I love his hair down. And Iida sleeps stiff as a board I’m laughing reminds me of a friend of mine
•Bakugo please just. Breathe
Episode 61: Deku VS. Kacchan, Part 2
•MY FAVORITE EPISODE YALL
•Kacchan Hon, Deku doesn’t live just to get in your way in life believe or not
•Bakugo DEFINITELY kinda planned on killing Midoriya AHH
•”Why hurt each other when we could just talk things out?”
Bakugo tries to blow him up instead
•The flashbacks are killing me they were so small
•Bakugo’s voice cracking while talking about his anguish and self blame? That shit HURTED
•When he yells like this he looks like a feral wolf oh my god Kacchan
•Kacchan needs a hug. Too bad he doesn’t understand being comforted by other people. So instead Izuku KICKS HIM IN THE FUCKING HEAD WHAT THE FUCK
•Feral Bakugo has been Leveled Up
•”Our relationship to one another is completely screwed up” Oh really Mido what made you think that
•These kids wanna fuckin die
•”It’s obvious you’ve always looked down on me even when we were kids” Bakugo you are a BIG DUMB BLIND BOOMY BOY
•Okay but the animation tho???
•”All Might was my hero but you were the one ACTUALLY IN MY LIFE” WHEN I SAY I SOBBED
•When Bakugo’s crouched and ready to strike, Me:”MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE”
•A wild Gremlin is loose Aizawa and All Might come get your kids
•FUCKIN KO BOI
•lmao whoops never mind
•my favorite MHA ship? Bakugou and Therapy
•ALL MIGHT YOU LITERALY JUST WATCHED THEM PUMMEL THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER BRUH
•Bakugo blaming himself for All Might’s retirement? Kill me
•”Sometimes I forget that you’re children” apparently everybody does THEY’RE 15/16!!!
•”Don’t you dare lose again” you are. So confusing
•Baku’s little exhale tho he had so much weight on his shoulders this poor boy
•”If this secret ever got out, people will wonder where the power went. You idiot why did you tell me about it before” Deku’s like I can’t win with him lmao
•THEY’RE PROPER RIVALS NOW I LOVE 2 IDIOT CHILDREN
•Aizawa with his hair in a ponytail and black V neck tho? Oof when I say I love a man...
•Aizawa is done with this class and these 2 problem children in particular lmao
Episode 62: A Season For Encounters
•My boy Twice
•”Your face makes me want to puke” you get used to it rando villain dude...or noT DABI NO
•Dabi. Babe. Bruh. What the fuck
•Twice and Ectoplasm have similar quirks...TODOROKI WHERE ARE YOU
•Overhaul. I’m gonna hate you so much I can tell. Especially for Season 4 I KNOW YOU you creepy Plague Doctor Asshole
•Kirishima trying to comfort Todoroki is adorable
•MONOMA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS LEAVE PONY GIRL ALONE DON’T DRAG HER INTO YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO
•SHINSOUUUUUU “looks like he’s bulked up a bit since the Sports Festival” my boy gettin BUFF since he knows Midoriya could’ve killed him if he wanted to lmao
•Kami playing with Ojiro’s tail gives me life
•...You ain’t nothin but a Hound Dog Lmao
•BIG THREE. BIG THREE. BIG. THREE. MIRIOOOOOOO
•God I love Present Mic
•Sero and Mineta are asking to die I swear
•IIDA CALLING MIDO “HOUSE ARREST” AND DOING A FUNNY VOICE IM CRYING I love sassy Iida where has he been
•The first time I saw the scene of Mirio sticking his head through stuff to scare Mido was on Tumblr before I watched MHA and I was CACKLING AND CONFUSED
•The broccoli head was strong in that frame
•THE. BIG. THREE. AHHHH
Episode 63: Unrivaled
•Sometimes I forget how fucking gross Mineta is. Then he opens his mouth and it all comes flooding back
•”He didn’t do that great a job at the Sports Festival last year. Definitely left a strong impression” being buck ass naked will do that lmao
•I relate to Amajiki Tamaki so. Fuckin. Much. I feel you sweetheart
•LET! SHOUJI! TALK!
•Kaminari you dumb
•”The futures gonna be!?... Awful” Wow. Mirio gets it
•Tamaki if you could get off the wall you could do what Mirio’s trying to teach these kids I love an anxious boy
•Big Tough Boi Kiri is both badass and soft I love a Rock
•Aaaannd Mirio traumatized a bunch of kids with his dick. Mostly Jirou lol
•Aizawa your whole class was just murdered by a wild naked man
•Mirio has a baby face TinTin but is fucking JACKED
•”I tried to make it so that you didn’t see my willy. Sorry if you did” Mirio you’re so cute I’m going to bawl in Season 4 I’m not ready
•Mirio walks so funny
•...who the fuck is Sir???
•Kiri bringing Baku his trash: “Sure I’ll take it!”
Anybody else bringing Baku their trash:some kind of aggressive phrase
•Oh, you. I heard about you. I know what happens to you... this is gonna hurt, huh?
Whelp that’s the end of my rewatch. I can’t wait for Season 4! Is it October yet???
#mha rewatch#mha#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero academia#long post#part 6#spoilers#i cant wait for season 4#...i thinn im homna read the manga#...and i might rewatch the movie and do another post like this#we’ll see
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Bloodline Family Series / Parental Paragraphs
"Aye, Milo."
Taking his head out of his locker for a moment, Milo looked at his classmate with his brow raised. He was trying to switch his math book for his Spanish one while he waited for his cousins to meet him. They always walked to their third period class together.
"Your mama comin' to the game Friday?"
Milo rolled his eyes as he continued with what he was doing. "She's always at my games, VJ. Everybody knows that."
Milo watched VJ's two friends laugh and whispered behind him. His patience was starting to wear thin. Milo and his cousins never messed with VJ or his friends. Not their type of people.
"So, shit," he shrugged, "That mean your fine ass aunties comin' too then?"
"And so are my uncle's and my dad. You wanna say that shit to them? Cause I'm sure they'd love to hear it."
"Stop being so hostile, man. Just put in a good word for me and my boys. We know they fine asses get real lonely when they men ain't here."
Milo slammed his locker, cradling his Spanish book on his other hand. He glared at the three boys, he could feel his face start to heat up. "And what the hell would they want with y'all?"
"They look like they could use some dick," VJ said grabbing onto his dick. "Especially ya moms. Her face always tore up, ya pops must not know what he doin."
"Get outta here talkin about my mama. Don't get messed up."
VJ and his friends laughed as other students started to notice the tension. "Stop bein like that, Milo. I'm tryna help. Ya moms is just my type too. Small waist, nice titties and a fat ass. Shit, aunties got ass too."
As VJ threw his head back to laugh, Milo dropped his book and swung. His fist connecting with VJ's jaw. The hit knocked VJ off his feet. His friends that were once laughing now stood silently, watching their friend for his next move. None of them expected that from Milo. Just as VJ picked himself up a small crowd started to form around the boys, VJ's friends faded back into it.
"Your soft ass hit me in my fuckin' mouth. Ya ass can't take a joke?" VJ complained holding his jaw.
Milo huffed ignoring the pain in his hand. "Don't talk about my mama or my aunties. I told you that."
"I say whatever the fuck I wanna say. You got lucky that time, next time you better hope you don't miss."
"Whatever, bruh. Keep them out ya mouth."
"How bout this? You tell them to keep my dick outta they mouths then withcha bitch ass."
Milo attacked VJ's face and upper body with repeated blows. VJ was able to get two hits in before Milo tackled him to the ground. Those punches only pissed Milo off even more.
While Milo was beating VJ up, Eli and Koda were coming out of the stairwell. They were held up by their literature teacher. Koda saw the crowd and pointed it out to his cousin.
"Bet it's some hoes fightin'," Eli joked.
Koda laughed as they approached the cirlcle. "Let Auntie hear ya ass say that shit."
They boys bowed their way through the fight. They laughed at their peers who were screaming for someone to break it up and at the ones recording the fight. But when they got to the middle, their smiles were gone. Milo was still on top of VJ, VJ was attempting to fight back but it wasn't working. Milo was beating his ass. Both boys cursed to themselves before pulling Milo off of the boy. As they were pulling Milo back, the assistant principal and the principal came barreling through the tight circle with school security in tow. School security and principal grabbed the cousins up, escorting them to the office while the assistant cleared the other students and checked on VJ. The cousin got thrown inside the principal's office. The security left them with the principal.
"I expect this kind of behavior out of you two," Principal Brown said looking at Koda and Eli. "But you, Mr. Fatu. I'm shocked that you allowed your cousins pull you into this mess."
Eli sucked his teeth and threw his hands up. "I'm real offended that you think that low of me, Mr. Brown. It wasn't even me, I was the peace maker. Koda too."
"Peace maker my foot. You just close your mouth until your parents get here."
"Forreal," Koda stressed. "The fight had started before we even got there. We broke it up, Milo was beatin' VJ ass."
"Watch your mouth, Mr. Reigns. Is that true, Mr. Fatu?" He asked with the phone to his ear.
Milo said nothing, he stared straight ahead. Opening and closing his fists.
"It's true," Eli answered loudly, "I ain't get nan lick in. Cuzzo ain't let us get a two piece, nothin. Straight dogged VJ ass."
"I was talking to that Mr. Fatu. Not you, Eli." Mr. Brown said dialing the first number. "And watch your mouth."
"I just got a question. Why they get 'Mr." and I'm just Eli. That's messed up, Mr. Brown. Thought we were better than that."
All three sets of parents pulled up at the same time. The men allowed their wives to go in front of them. Jimmy and Trinity were pissed, they didn't have time to deal with Eli and his attitude. Kandice and Roman were annoyed, Koda was always following up Eli. They were sure whatever happened could have been avoided. Apryl and Jey were upset that Eli no good ass couldn't stay his ass out of trouble therefore Milo couldn't stay his ass out of trouble. Simba was just happy to be out of the house and able to go to Milo's school. He skipped in between the group of parents. The secretary allowed them into the conference room where the principal had moved the boys. Jimmy and Trinity went straight to Eli, both of them slapping him in the back of his head.
"Yoooo," he sung out holding his had, "Yall wild. That wasn't even me! It was Creed over there."
Kandice twisted Koda's ear. "What did you do?"
"Me? Im the most innocent thing sittin' in here. Mike Tyson over there knocking people out and that one said hoes again. It's them Fatu boys, Mama. I'm an angel."
Roman smacked the back Koda's neck, glaring down at him.
"I'm just sayin', Pop."
"How about you don't say anything?" Roman warned.
Simba climbed into his brother's lap, the parents sat on either side of their children waiting for the principal to tell them what happen.
"Seems that you sons were involved in a fight with another boy. The boy is bruised up pretty bad, there's an ambulance on the way for him."
"Ambulance? What did y'all do?" Trinity asked glaring at her son. "Yall jumped that boy? For what?"
"What? No! We," Eli stressed pointing to himself and Koda, "didn't get nan lick in, Ma. Milo fought that boy."
"Stop lyin," Jimmy spat.
Mr. Brown cleared his throat. "If I may. Eli is telling the truth. I viewed the cameras, it was a one on one fight. Mr. Fatu fought the other boy. Eli and Mr. Reigns here we're trying to break it up. But Eli, you did, in fact, get a hit in. I saw that much. Mr. Reigns did also but it was after Mr. Fatu hit him on accident and Mr. Reigns assumed the other boy hit him though."
"See. Here we go with this Eli stuff. I wanna be 'Mr. Fatu', call fight night over there Milo."
"Shut your ass up, Elijan."
"Yes, Mama." Eli sat back in his chair pouting. Even when he wasn't in trouble, he was in trouble.
"So what you're saying is my son did this," Apryl asked with a smirk. "Can we see this footage? Cause I don't know if I believe that my goofy baby did that. Especially for the boy to need an ambulance."
Mr. Brown went to stand but Eli held his hand up making every adult in the room suck their teeth. "Koda got the video, Auntie. Shorty from first period sent it to him." Eli smirked.
"Why that lil heffa got your number?" Kandice whispered.
"Not the time, Kandi," Roman chastised, "Give me your phone, Koda."
Koda unlocked his phone and went to the message thread before handing the phone over. "Aight. Pops don't scroll left or right and as soon as the video is over look away."
Roman glared at his son as he snatched the phone out of his hands. The twins, Trinity and Apryl got up to get a closer look at the phone. They gasped and cussed to themselves as they watched the beat down Milo gave. Once the video was over, Apryl couldn't help but smile. She was proud. Patting her son on the back when she got back to her seat.
"I'm just still confused. My son is goofy as shit, he don't do stuff like that." Jey argued.
"I mean, he is my kid, Jey. I taught him something. Bedside that goofy shit he got from you."
"Look at his hands, Apryl. His knuckles are bruised and bleeding."
"That's cause he beat his ass, Jey."
Jey waved her off turning his attention back to the principal. "Why were they fighting?"
"Apparently the boy made some unsavory comments about both Mrs. Fatus and Mrs. Reigns. Mr. Fatu attempted to settle the issue verbally but the boy kept talking."
Trinity looked around her brother in law to Milo, a small smile on her face. "I appreciate you standing up for us, Lo. But you didn't have to do all that."
"We're grown, baby. Whatever he said doesn't matter, you know it wasn't true."
"With all due respect, Mama," Koda added. "VJ mouth is reckless. If it's anything like what he said to me and Eli the other day then ion blame Milo for gettin his ass."
"Yeah. Me and Koda got his ass though. He tried Milo cause he thought my boy wasn't bout shit." Eli shrugged. Trinity turned slowly to look at her son. She wanted to tell him to be quiet but she knew all he was trying to do was help.
"What did he say to y'all, Ko?" Roman asked now starting to calm his nerves.
Koda looked at his dad then at his mama and shook his head. "I can't say."
"Tell me, Koda."
"I'd like to, Pops but I can't repeat what he said. There's women in the room," He sighed, "One of which will beat me if I tried."
Every adult in the room then turned their attention to Eli, who sat playing with his fingers oblivious to their watching. Jimmy smacked his chest lightly gaining his attention. "What's up, Dad?"
"Tell us what he said to y'all."
"But there's women and a child in the room," he smirked.
"And your ass don't care any other time. Start talking, Elijan."
"Aight, aight. Don't hit me," he demanded pointing his finger at his mama. She pushed it away and told him to talk. "He asked me and Koda if we thought our Mamas would fuck him, course we said fuck no and he got all pissy. So then he was like Mama, Auntie A and TK got dick sucking lips so I punched his ass in the stomach. He kept talking shit though. He was like 'ima fuck ya mamas and be ya step daddy' or some stupid as shit like that so Koda slapped fire from his ass. He said something else so we caught him after school and beat his ass."
"Koda Makai," Kandice sneered pinching his arm.
"What, Mama? We wasn't letting nobody talk about y'all like that. Fuck we look like? I'm glad Milo beat VJ ass. He need to learn to keep his mouth shut."
"That's enough, Koda," Roman said squeezing his shoulder. Koda sucked his teeth and sat back in his chair.
"He lucky we wasn't there or it would've been worse," Eli added with a nod.
Apryl rubbed the side of Milo's face still wearing her proud smile. Simba laid against his brother's chest, playing with the buttons on Milo's shirt. "I'm proud of you for standing up for us, baby. But maybe next time you hold back a lil bit."
"Apryl," Kandice and Trinity called.
"What? I'm just saying. I'm not condoning fighting but it was for a good reason."
"Stop talkin, A." Apryl rolled her eyes at her husband, she went back to rubbing her baby's face. They didn't have to be proud of him, she was.
The principal stood to leave the room. "I'm gonna go get their paperwork. Mr. Reigns and Mr. Eli will be suspended for eight days per policy. Even though they were helping, it's against policy and they both threw punches." Their parents nodded, they understood. "And Mr. Fatu would be suspended for ten days as well as the other young man. They will not be able to play in the game this Friday, either."
As soon as the door closed behind the principal, Eli started laughing. "Ayyye. He gave me respect. I knew we were cool."
"You shut your ass up," Jimmy chastised. "You just happy you ain't in trouble this time."
"Damn right. We bout to enjoy these days," he laughed holding his hand out to Koda. Koda went to slap his cousin's hand but he could feel both parents staring holes in the sides of his head. "Come on TK and Unc. We ain't do shit this time. We not in trouble."
"Didn't your daddy tell you to hush?" Kandice asked sternly.
"He actually told me to shut my ass up, TK. There's a difference." Eli sassed then put his hands up to block the hits he knew was coming.
"Lo, you good? You hurt?"Jey asked examining his hands.
"No, he not hurt. My baby don't have a scratch on him. That's my baby."
"He's your baby but you ain't realized his ass ain't said shit the whole time we been here, Apryl."
Apryl's smile turned into a frown. She was so happy to hear Milo finally got into a fight and won that she didn't realize he was still upset. "What's wrong, baby?" She asked softly. Milo pushed away from the table, he sat Simba in his Mama's lap before getting up. Jey asked what was wrong but Milo ignored him, making a b line for the door. His father, uncles and cousins trying to stop him as his mama, brother and aunties watched in confusion. They held him back but that didn't stop him from trying to get out the door.
"Where you tryna go, son?" Jey asked now standing in front of Milo. "Where you goin, baby?"
"To get VJ. I wasn't finished."
"You got em, cuz. I'm sure his ass regret all the shit he been sayin." Eli assured patting his back.
The men held Milo back until he stopped fighting them and laid all his weight on his father. Jey held him tightly, whispering a few things to his first born. He kept talking until Milo's breathing became regular again. Apryl watched them starting to feel bad. She had no idea he was that upset. The principal came back in with their papers. He had questions but decided against asking and just gave their papers out letting them know they could leave. Jey held onto his son as they walked through the office in front of the rest of the family. They passed VJ on their way out, all of them shocked at the damage Milo had done. All of them except Simba. Simba wiggled out of his Mama's arms to run over to VJ. He screamed then started attacking the young man. "Don't touch my brodder! My brodder!" Apryl and Trinity pulled him off, trying not to laugh. Kandice got him from them, holding Simba tightly under her arm as he kicked and screamed out the office.
#bloodline family series#jey & apryl#jey uso#jimmy & trinity#jimmy uso#ro & kandice#roman reigns#parental paragraphs
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good night , fam whassup ? i’m chrissy ( she/her ), but yall can call me bob the builder which is p much who i am rn ... i'm sorry for takin a while to post this but i had to build a bookshelf i bought myself w was ... p bad but i managed to be succesful so i mean ... i guess . anyways i’m 20 n from the gmt-3 timezone n im here to introduce u to my trash child dante ! hes kinda bad yall but pls love him anyway ? also like this if u wanna plot n i will slide into ur dms for some connections ? ok this is it so heres a lil bit on dante !!
❛ welcome to new york, dante fitzwilliam. your resemblance to noah centineo is absolutely uncanny. by the looks of your maserati alfieri, we’re thinking you’ll fit right in. according to tmz, you just had your twenty - second birthday bash. your chances of making it in the city are dicey since you’re impetuous, but being venturesome gives you an advantage. ( cismale & he & him )
k so dante is born to like ... hollywood royalty ? his dad was like a technological mogul when technology was p much just getting started so like ?? kinda our elon musk rn or like steve jobs a few yrs ago ? n his mum was a major actress idk like prob angelina jolie or smth like that so when they got married it was a HUGE deal . so it was p much like royalty wedding n they were the like ... the it couple for a while there @ the 90s
they had 3 children , n dante was the youngest one so he was rly kinda spoiled like crazy , his mom specially had a real soft spot for him n he could do no wrong in her eyes which like kinda caused a rift between him n his older siblings ? prob bc they felt kinda like their parents played favorites ? but dante was mainly ok w that ?
so he grew up like a typically entitled rich boy ? 0 life struggles , awesome life n just rly couldnt give a shit abt anything other than himself n has been p happy w/ that ? i hate him already wow but yeah like he rly never had to work for his money n never rly appreciated his life style ? its just like a given to him , he’s rly rich , period lmao
ok so while his older sibings went to college n started working on their dads company w? him, dante rly wasnt interested in academics ? he was a p good student @ school , but nothing above that n he rly didnt care abt it , so , as usual , his parents allowed him to pursue his own path in life n didnt force him to go to college , which he appreciated v much
but like ... it turned out his path in life was p much ... doing nothing ? hes just a rich boy doing rich boy things lmao but he does have an instagram n hes like ... kinda famous ? listen ... hes like paris jackson yall . thats literally it
also like , another way he got a lot of tabloid attention was dating a Lot of famous ppl ? so , u know ... he’s That guy . hes such a serial dater like his relationships r always super short n intense n just end up in chaos n like , a lot of media attention ? n thats mostly how he got like real famous ? jakjialk he does some modelling too but hes not super passionate abt it ? he just does it whenever his pubicist gets an offer from a campain that tickles his fancy its kinda a side job tbh
honestly is he not the biggest trash bag u have ever met ??? if hes not ... who have u been meeting in ur life omg
ok so now for some personality aspects of his ? w/ all the bad things i said like ... hes a great person to be around ? he’s super outgoing n looooves having a good time n entertaining the ppl around him ? if ur like in his circle of friends ur guaranteed to always have fun ? hes always coming up w crazy wild plans n is the first to say yes for legit Anything u wanna do ? hes so fun n out there its kinda great
but like that adventurousness n his outgoingness mixed w how out of touch w actual reality he rly is can make it kinda hard to relate to him unless u live that same life style ? like i can def see ppl getting tired of his shit real fast when they have like commitments n such bc he doesnt take it srsly at all ? n he like .... kinda loves to play the victim ?? like ... does the most stupid things n just ... ‘why is this happening to me i didnt do anything at all !!!’ pls dante stop
he’s also mostly a super chill guy personaity wise ? like hes not a v aggressive person or a hothead in any ways ? its v rare that he gets heated n even then hes not rly known to blow up @ ppl ?
ok so idk if that was any good at all bc its late n my brain is kinda shutting down ? but also here r some ideas for plots that might interest u ? or not ? bc they r kinda dumb like ... anyways
exes : mostly bad terms bc hes a drama queen like ... if u date him its bound to have a dramatic ending ?
family friends : prob knows this person for a long time , maybe both their parents were friends so they kinda grew together ?
best friends : prob do a lot of fuckin up together like ... im think abt it n its givin me a headache
good influence ; somebodys gotta try right ?
fwbs
model pals : maybe they r always working @ the same shoots n become friends bc of it ?
cheating things maybe ? hes an asshole yall sooo
ANGST THINGS !!! honestly all things angst
also like ... i have some plot ideas based on songs but its late n im too lazy rn to type them all down so if ur interested we can always talk abt it when we’re plotting ?
ok so this is definitely the end its 2 in the morning i might pass out in like 2 seconds but hey !!! hit me up so we can plot some connections !!! ok bye
#wealthyhq:intro#im sorry its 2 am pls forgive me yall promise im better than this#also i thought i'd closed the tab when i was like 2/3 w this n almost had a breakdown#pls feel bad for me n come plot
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