#yall dumb

[livelaughlovechai]

Saw someone call india hell today and said the bacteria must be dying there cause of how hot it must be

Like bitch then why tf did i almost get hyopthermia cause of how fckin cold it was in ladakh and why tf is my hindi teacher not dead yet? Make it make sense you stupid dumb racist kuttiya

#all is not well #desi #desi tumblr #desi shitposting #desiblr #desi shit #omg #desi blr #just desi things #desi tag #indian tumblr #india #like #make it make sense #you little racist shit #yall dumb

[nickpeppermint]

They didn't waste a second...

#public domain was a mistake #y'all ain't do NOTHING fun with it #Disney #Mickey Mouse #Steamboat Willie #Animation #horror #creepypasta parody #meme #shitpost #screenshot #why is it always quick cashgrab horror ripoff that isn't even scary #do you have any idea how many cool things you can do with this domain #yall had Winnie The freaking Pooh in public domain and there was NOTHING but dumb horror

[rob1nseggblue]

take my collection of important images

wish i could add more but im on mobile rn

#robin talks #cats #cat memes #cat pictures #silly #silly cars #silly cats #silly kitty #skrungly #skrungly cats #skrunkly #edit: #10k #im crying #why is this the post that gets attention #yall go feral for dumb looking cats

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

#supernatural #dean winchester #spn #destiel #castiel #deancas #misha collins #im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars #this is crazy #i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay) #for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional #i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose #they knew what they were doing #but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like #if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS #like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say #there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel #im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock #ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part #everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ? #im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused #like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything #and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years #that doesnt count as queer baiting ? #someone smart explain this to me 🙏

[dumbbullet]

I mean... I'd vote for him.

#tumblr polls #comic #vanilla extract #artists on tumblr #dumb doodles #if there are spelling errors no there aren't #yall voted for shitty comic so here you go #(you actually voted vanilla extract but we all knew that) #i already had to edit “illigalization” which isn't a word apparently

[sluttywoozi]

Kinktober Day 20: Overstimulation + S.Coups

For @gyuwoncheol and 🦁

Rating: M (18+) | WC: 707

Pairing: Seungcheol x Reader | Genre: smut

Warnings: mention of a safeword, overstimulation, piv sex, creampie

Seungcheol grunts as he pounds into you, one of his hands braced next to your head and the other holding your leg up, keeping you spread open for his moving hips. You’re crying, shaking, writhing beneath him, but he doesn’t stop. Even as your cunt flutters and seizes around him, even as tears roll down your cheeks, even as you beg and plead and whimper, he still doesn’t stop. 

“You asked for this, baby. You asked me to do this to you,” Seungcheol reminds you, his voice rough with pleasure and his thrusts rough with need. 

“I know,” you hiccup. “But it’s so much, Cheollie, it’s too much!”

“You can take it, I know you can, sweetheart,” he soothes, dropping down to his elbow so he can pet your hair before cupping his hand over your head, keeping you from being fucked into the wooden headboard. “And you know what to say if you really need me to stop.”

You whine, pouting underneath him and stubbornly staying silent, which he takes to mean, “Go harder.”

So he does, fucking into you deeper and deeper until the room is filled with the sounds of his hips meeting yours, of his dick pushing through your arousal, of his pleasure and your pleasure-pain. It’s all music to his ears, the most beautiful symphony he’s ever heard, and as he fucks you into the mattress, he decides to add one more sound. 

“You love this, don’t you, you love this fucking cock. Tell me you love this cock, baby.”

“I l-love your c-cock, Cheol,” you stutter weakly, the impact of his thrusts stealing your strength. 

“Yeah you do, honey,” he laughs breathlessly. “You take it like you were made for me.”

His heavy balls slap against your ass with every buck of his hips, your walls hugging his throbbing dick and your wetness splattering all over his thighs as he pumps into you. His rhythm breaks when you lift your other leg up and wrap it around his hip, bringing him closer to you and letting him sink in even deeper. He presses down on the leg he’s holding, tilting your hips up so he can drag the head of his cock over your g-spot and smirking when you yelp at the feeling. 

Your cunt ripples around him, squeezing so tight he can barely move, and he just knows you’re close. He doesn’t have a free hand to get at your clit right now so he just grinds his pubic bone into you, fucking you deep and dirty until your cries reach a fever pitch. A silent scream parts your lips and your eyes roll back into your head as you cum, arousal seeping out of your stretched entrance even with his cock plugging you up. 

It takes everything in him not to break when you’re so fucking tight and hot and wet around him, but he wants you to fall apart just one more time before he gives you everything he has. 

Which is why when your soul returns to your body and your gaze returns to him, he shifts your leg onto his shoulder and brings his hand to your clit. 

“Again.” 

“I can’t, Cheollie, please, I can’t,” you cry, trying to buck away from his touch. He doesn’t let up, keeps swirling his fingers over your swollen, throbbing bundle of nerves as he plunges into you, again and again and again. 

“Yes, you can,” he insists, hauling your other leg over his shoulder and sitting up to put more force behind his hips. Your walls spasm wildly, your eyes clenching closed, and he drives into you one last time before stilling his hips and pinching your clit, pulling you over the edge with him. You cum hard and so does he, his vision going starry as his cock jumps inside of you, painting your pussy white and filling you to the brim. 

After a few minutes, his brain starts producing thoughts and his mouth can form around words again. He pets your hair, lets out a soft laugh, and exhales a teasing, “See? Told you you could.” 

You land a weak smack on his shoulder and promptly fall asleep. 

Kinktober Masterlist

#svthub #kvanity #yall i am so DUMB #i literally wrote this last month #but i thought today was the 21st #and i hadn't written that #so i rushed to finish and was lowkey freaking out #and then i realized when i started making the post #anyway #it was ALMOST late #technically not tho 😌 #ily paula #seventeen smut #kpop smut #svt smut #seungcheol x reader #scoups scenarios #scoups x reader #scoups fanfic #scoups smut #seungcheol imagines #seungcheol scenarios #seungcheol smut #✨emily writes✨ #✨em's kinktober✨

[luffyque]

zolu's first interaction is just gold lmao

#that's my dumb and dumber duo yall #one piece #one piece live action #luffy #zoro #zolu #opla #opla spoilers

[p4nishers]

"of course the straight couple gets a happy ending" the day yall grow a braincell is the day i'll know peace. i love how ppl who say shit like this just adore forgetting that every angel and demon are non binary. or that beelzebub uses they/them. like seriously, STRAIGHT couple??? fuck off

#its actually amazing how dumb some of yall are like i get that you've been queerbait for years but pls stop this shit #i mean come tf on STRAIGHT COUPLE?? cis ppl love ignoring trans rep so fucking much its actually amazing how willfully blind some of yall #are to trans rep just cause its not the rep u want #good omens #good omens s2 #ineffable bureaucracy #gabriel x beelzebub #go s2

[st4zia]

revisiting the deep cut divorce just before the splatfest-

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon fanart #shiver #frye #bigman #*if u saw the earlier upload of this NO u did not i made a typo LMMAO #this was such a dumb comic idea lolll what team yall on btw? im on team Big Mannn

[tasteofyourblood]

i'm gonna start using (asexual) like we do for (derogatory), to indicate my carnal desires are anything but. for example "i wanna fuck that old man (asexual)"

#ive been wanting to put in the tags some dumb shit but i cant have yall thinking im actually serious #asexual #acearo

[sm-baby]

I read your freakshow fanfic and you are an AMAZING writer!! You have a talent for writing showtime in their natural habitat!! Could you write more? Maybe a fanfic of them like being husband and wife or something along those lines? I just loved your fanfic so much!! I wanted to read more and more of it!!

ahsjhks hh...

the fic got a lot more positive attention than I thought ahh ha... th.. thank you... I will be looking forward to do m-more fics... shshashdhiqhlcl

waugh,, domestic showtime... thats shit is the cutest.. definitely...

#YALL ARE SO NICE #WRITING IS SUCH A SIDE HOBBY COMPARED TO DRAWING IM SO SURPRISED AT THE AMOUNT OF PRAISE IT GOT (//w//) #IM A BLUSHY LITTLE DUMMY DUMB DUMB HCHCLJHLHCS #HHH #YALLLL OH GODDDD CHKJKF

[ancientgoddessofegypt]

I am no ones last choice

This girl I use to be friends wit last year found me on tinder and hit me up on there and I just deleted the thread lol. no response. idc.

Cause last year you like dipped n said nothing but when you got back here you were trying to be my friend, because.. you have nun.

I wasnt your first choice so why are you in my face? because I was a good friend to her, I won't say great because I hadn't got that chance to really get to know her well but ive always been a good friend so....

my thing is tho, if I were to answer to the offers of hanging out with her even when my spirit said no, I would have been putting myself last.

I realized later she was just desperate for friends since she got back to atl, and was trying to rekindle relationships that had already let her go.

and if I was to have taken the call, eventually she would of gotten tired of me and probably resentful.

because when your desperate, you take anything and anyone. you dont really want that thing or person you want more. but you'll settle for less (which I am not) and eventually that person will get the short end of the stick cause you dont like them and dont want to be here.

you see how quick I am to cut off someone from my essence ?

I expect these bitches to do the same . cause aint nobody finna be a last choice for you! the fuck.

#dumb bitches #stop settling #bad bitch #fuck yall #yall dumb #lol #myjournal #thoughts #poem

[lupucs]

Grrr-friend 🦖

#doodle #comic #Deltarune #noelle holiday #susie deltarune #kris dreemurr #not 3d #2D #grrr-friend #fanart #my art #SUSelle #hey look a rare comic from a while ago hope yall enjoy this different art style and medium haha #noelle is a hopeless roar-mantic #this is so dumb lmao #i wanted to colorize this but it ended up looking lame so i left it as it is #feel free to do whatever with it 😊

[patheticbatman]

I haven't seen any posts about this yet but l've seen some fan art that makes me feel this needs to be said:

Don't forget Leah Sava Jeffries has darker skin when making Annabeth Chase fan art!

She is much closer to Lupita Nyong'o than Zoe Kravitz when it comes to shading, reflection, and complementary color usage :).

Lighting for dark skin is different on light skin. Light skin gets changed by lighting, and dark skin reflects the lighting. Below is a lovely shot of Nyong'o's character from Wakanda Forever in mourning. The filmmakers emphasize the umber qualities of her skin in contrast to the funereal white and (arguably harsh) light across her shoulder below.

Try to pick spots that aren't directly in or near the light, and try mixing 3 or more! You can put it into a color mixer online, or even color pick, lower the opacity, and lay the shades over each other until you find one that fits. And of course, the more 'realistic' you want to go with shading and lighting, the more shades you're going to want to be able to explore vivaciously :D.

Let's take a look at the same 3 beautiful actresses I mentioned at the beginning, with a bad color picked area and a better-ish color picked area. (Please keep in mind, these are not perfect comparisons, as I was not able to find pictures of all 3 actresses under the same kind of lighting.)

Kravitz's has a clear difference between the two, but they aren't too far apart, in comparison to Nyong’o’s and Jeffries’s. Note the dullness in the poorly picked shades as opposed to the better ones. Also keep in mind that while Kravitz has a rosy undertone (at least in that picture - it’s from The Batman, which has stylized coloring) Nyong’o has a slight cool undertone (I can’t pin down quite what, but the picture is definitely not stylized like Kravitz’s).

Jeffries runs more ochre or russet, but neither of those are pink. They are more red than terracotta or umber, but to call Jeffries’s face rosy would be wrong. Err more towards the golden when drawing her.

^^saved an image from a writing tutorial long ago, but can’t seem to find it. If someone recognizes it, I’ll link it. EDIT: it’s from this post. Thanks @autumnrowancollector ! <3

And also, the darker skin gets, the less likely warm undertones are going to appear. Don't be afraid to use blue or purple or even green on occasion!

Additionally, cool lighting on dark skin is always a win imo.

(I was going to use that picture of Jeffries as Annabeth by the lightning bolt, but then I realized the lighting on her face doesn’t quite match up with where it should hit from that angle, and I realized they kind of just turned everything bluer, so screenshot time!)

(Also if you want another really great live action example, check out anything Aldis Hodge is in, like Leverage and Black Adam)(and of course there’s Spiderverse <3 but I want to post pictures of Hodge)

Now, to here’s a list of more experienced people’s advice:

Black facial features & hair

Shading digitally for a (somewhat) monotone Black character

Stylistic choices and places to start looking for inspiration (besides a search engine).

Coloring Black people’s lips

A better coloration tutorial

Also a nice tutorial for Indigenous skin tones, just in case yall want to draw Piper or use this information for other dark skinned characters :).

EDIT: Some actresses who are closer in skintone to use for Annabeth, provided by the lovely @blackfemmecharacterdependency ! If you can’t find a reference for Jeffries in a specific lighting, maybe check out these ladies’ pictures! It’s a reblog, so scroll down.

TLDR: Don’t make Annabeth pink and pale, make her dark and golden.

#Annabeth chase #Percy Jackson #percabeth #leah sava jeffries #pjo #leah jeffries #art tutorial #percy jackon and the olympians #I love superheroes and so of course all of the actors I thought of were from superhero movies lmao #also for the record my advice is mostly from reading others’ tutorials and observation #and I don’t really use it a lot because I stick to lineart a lot lol #like down to mentioning Hodge (love himmmm) as a reference for good lighting on dark skin #there’s another post floating around here that specifically mentions him and Leverage for that #I’m tagging this as an art tutorial but really i want it to be more of a master post #master post so yall can see the tutorials I usually use #but then I ended up writing about Jeffries specifically because I’m dumb #I wanted to go to sleep four hours ago I’m dumb #I really want to draw her and ginger Percy but #irl it’s starting to get busy at school again :/

[dumbbullet]

There's a not insignificant part of me that wants to go "yeah yeah hozier is releasing music and going on tour, big deal. When do we get to see his mom's painting though?"

#Hozier #unreal unearth #Yall know you wanna see what she has in store for this cover #eat your young #Dumb babbles #Last time she tried to drown him and I get the feeling she was like “ok! Let's bury you alive!”

[juanitasupreme]

A part of me still can't fathom how collectively and proudly stupid people were during the Heard vs Depp trial. Like supporting that man was just a trend or based from a recollection you had of him in the 90's. No brain was used

#im still shocked #ah being deemed an imperfect victim bc she was alive and fought back was insane #women defending that man was not a let down because some of yall are dumb but it did left a bad taste in my mouth #also how they were discrediting ah bycaccusing her of doing everything jd did irl #insanity #amber heard