#yandere Barbie

[reareaotaku]

so I had a though what if the Barbies and the Kens actually had private parts but actively avoided them (think, using etc)?

Like Barbies do have boobs and you can see that the Kens have nipples. Also dolls - as far as I remember - had panties, craved in, panties.

I believe in the movie they talk about how they don't have genitals. Though, let's say that they do have privates, what would happen? Also ignoring the second part

Pleasurable Sin [Headcanons]

Yandere! Ryan! Ken x Fem! Reader Tw: Smut/Nsfw, Masturbation/Jerking Off, Ken has a dick! 🔞18+ Content due to dark and adult themes. Read at your own risk

The Barbies are more sexually aware/have a sexual education

The only reason the Kens don't ALSO have a sexual education is because they don't take it seriously [Also, they're not really getting laid]

There are no diseases, STD & STIs, because there's nothing to give it to them if that makes sense?

They are humanized versions of their doll personas, meaning they have human bodies and need food, water, air, etc

The Kens are very sexual

Your Ken, Ryan, is always touching you and humping you, quite literally

The first time Ken jerked off he had no idea what he was doing

He grabbed the base/shaft and slowly moves up towards the tip. He slowly picks up the pace, which causes him to groan. He really liked the feeling and speeds up. He quickly speeds up when feeling his lower intestine tighten up and then cums all over his hand

He's out of breath and excited with this newfound pleasure

It makes him wonder if you also feel like this

He's completely clueless and thinks you also have a penis

"Well, don't you pull on it too?"

You look at him confused, before laughing at him. He blushes, embarrassed, feeling like a fool."

"We don't have the same genitalia, you know that right, Ken?"

"Of course I do... So what does it look like?"

Once he does figure out what jerking off and how good it is, he does it a lot

When you rub against him, it's like seeing stars

It feels better when you rub him than when he rubs himself

Man will do anything for you to touch him

He's very loud and cries during sex

He'll cover his mouth when your mouth is wrapped around him, because he doesn't want anyone to hear him

Suck him like a lolipop, it's like a treat for him

Barbie Dreamhouse Ken would care about your pleasure

Ken is so excited and sometimes forgets to please you

He moves so fast and energetically

Though, if you tell him, he'll be more cautious, because his biggest fear is you not loving him. So, when he does realize that he's been upsetting/displeasing you, he's scared

While he does enjoy the feeling of being inside you, if you show any discomfort, now that he has eagle eyes on you, he'll be quick to ask what's wrong

He's willing to do whatever you're up for

He's also really easy to turn on

If Boner Alerts existed, his would go off anytime you're near

You don't even have to do anything; You just talk a certain way/Lean into him just a little to far/ You look at him a certain way... Well, it all works and he gets excited

He gets really sad when you say no, but is willing to do it by himself. He'd rather you help him, but it's okay, he'll just use his imagination

Oh boy, does his imagination run wild

Good thing Porn doesn't exist in Barbie Land, because he'd be wanting to do it all with you

While he does love 'Love-making', he doesn't think about it constantly. Sometimes he loves the way you look in the sunlight. You look beautiful when you smile. Your laugh makes his heart beat and his skin gets those goosebumps. A shiver runs up his back when you look at him like he's the only man in the world

There's no one else like you. Yeah, the Barbies are pretty, but you are one of a kind and you're the only person who owns Ken's mind

#yandere ken x reader #ken #ryan ken #ryan gosling #yandere ken #ken x reader #ken barbie #yandere barbie ken #yandere barbie ken x reader #yandere barbie #yandere ryan ken x reader #the barbie movie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #barbie the movie

[callieyanderechan]

What about Yan!Barbie (2023 Movie) x fem!bimbo!reader 💗

Lmao they’d just be two bimbo girls in love 😭✨

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS 😭😭 THANK YOU ANON YOU'RE MIND IS GORGEOUS!

Yandere Barbie (2023) x Fem!Bimbo!Reader

Barbie meets you when she goes to the real world

You're the only person she feels safe around there

You remind her of her barbie friends

You meet after Sasha calls Barbie a fascist

You comfort her cause you dont like seeing people upset

You're one of the only people who make her feel happy and safe

When mattel comes to take her you don't let them

You may not be the smartes but you know that a person should never go into a van with mystery people

The mattel people get upset with you and Barbie defends you and you two walk away from them

When Gloria picks her up you tag along

Barbie dosen't like when Gloria talks to you or the way Sasha stares at you

Only stays with Gloria because she wants to go back to normal

And take you back to Barbieland with her

When you go back to Barbieland and find out the Kens have taken over you comfort Barbie again

At Weird Barbie's house you and her are just hugging like little cuties and you're assuring her that shes beautiful and that the Kens are stupid meanies

She dosen't let you help with kidnappung the brainwashed Barbie's

You've become very precious to her and she's scared the Ken's will brainwash you too

When Barbieland is back to normal and Ruth shows up Barbie will either ask for you to become a Barbie and stay with her or will become a human and stay with you

Either way she's never gonna let you out of her sight

If you become a Barbie then you stay with her in her dreamhouse

You're kinda like Alan, there are no multiples of you

"(Y/N)! She's Barbie's girlfriend! Fits in all her clothes!"

You are not allowed to be friends with the other Barbie's or god forbid the Ken's

So you become best friends with Alan and the discontinued Barbie's and Ken's in the weird house

If Barbie chooses to become a human and go back with you then she insists you quit whatever job you have

You're her precious girl and shouldn't have to work

No matter how it ends Barbie will always spoil you

Become a Barbie with her? Then you get you're own closet in her dreamhouse

Stay a human? You'll never have to work again, or really do anything again

Barbie will look after you so you can focus on looking pretty for her

Sorry this took awhile Anon i wanted to wait until i had seen the movie to write it

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[weebsinstash]

Ok sorry but on my actual freak shit I cannot get this post outta my head until I actually write it and we can all suffer together--

*in an obnoxiously pink voice* New from Mattel, it's platonic yandere Best Friends Forever Ken! This personified golden retriever doesn't MIND being stuck in the Kenzone! He's down for anything, any time, any place, even on girls' night, because what's more feminist than being there to support you at all times, even when you don't actually want him to?

Helping you apply sunscreen at the beach, sitting next to you on amusement park rides, taking you to the movies and talking the whole time, he's got you! Every night is sleepover night! Every night! Forever and ever!

Just don't let him see you talking to Ken! He's no good and looks at you weird! And Ken is bad too! And you know what, Barbie is just taking up TOO much of your time! And Barbie, and Barbie, and, you know what, Allan is fine though. He's just Allan.

Best Friends Forever Ken! Don't try to replace him! Boundaries NOT included!

#yandere x reader #he was so. fucking jealous and childish and campy and goofy lmao #yandere barbie #the sacrilege at my fingertips as i typed that #dance the night is an actual fucking bop though i dont care whos watching i would dance a musical number to that lmao

[helpfandom]

Headcanons for platonic yandere Ken from the Barbie movie?

I've been looking for an excuse to do him since I watched it again. Thanks. <3

WHOO! okay so this man is a mess. He is a yandere already. Think about it.

Anyway! So, He would likely meet you either at the school, or out and about on the street. Honestly, I personally like the idea of him finding Reader picking up a Ken doll at the store to buy him, and he gets attached that way, but...

Ken is a very selfish Yandere. He RUINED Barbie's life so that he could 'get the girl'.

He does truly care for you. He probably tricks you into following him to BarbieLand {Barbie-Land? Barbie Land? Help me out here /hj} by asking about things you like, and then saying that he knows a place of imagination with those same interest [even if Barbie Land doesn't have them, he'll find them and bring it back to Barbie-Land.]

After he introduces Patriarchy to the rest of the Ken[s], he goes straight to you, who is a little disoriented because everything switched and now Barbie who you love so very much is ... bimbo-ified?

He has no qualms with using KenLand Logic against you, well, of course you can't go through the walls, they're walls {even though they are see through / aren't there, it's Doll Logic.}

None of the other dolls help you since... well, Barbie[s] out of commission, and the other Ken[s] look up to Ken so...

Your best bet would be to try and manipulate Ken [the other one, not Blond Ken] into going in a 'beach off?', it doesn't quite make sense to you, because everything's all so new and why are the barbies like this and why does he insist on something called 'patriarchy' and that he's your dad now?

You could also try to go to the human world through the way you came through, but it wouldn't make sense because you keep doing it, and you still don't end up in the human world. [Because you would Roller Skates first instead of Car.]

It's all so confusing.

I truly do believe that he would chase out all the un-brainwashed Barbies so that he could have you, especially since Barbie would try to help you, and since Barbie keeps trying to ruin Ken's life, he can just drive them out by law.

One of the few yandere's where escape is PHYSICALLY impossible, but simply because once you're in Kenland. You're stuck in Kenland.

Never the less, Ken ruined helped Barbie's life, why can't he just make your life better? After all, he's your dad now! Kenland is your home now.

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[ice-cream-writes-stuff]

Want a genderbend barbie story? Take the poll!

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[aphroditelovesu]

Any fun WIPs coming up?

I wouldn't say "fun", but I have some requests and thoughts that are lighter and I intend to write them, more on the humor side, I think.

Yandere Inner Cirle w/Rhysand!Sister Headcanons (Platonic) [ACOTAR]

Yandere Alice in Wonderland Headcanons (Platonic) [Disney]

Yandere Barbie/Ken Headcanons (Poly!Romantic) [Barbie]

Yandere Hermes w/Child!Reader Headcanons (Platonic) [Greek Mythology]

I think these are the ones that are more fun and light, if you can say so.

#ask #wip #yandere wip #yandere acotar #yandere a court of thorns and roses #yandere greek mythology #yandere disney #yandere #yandere barbie

[angstyantoinette]

i saw Barbie yesterday. it was a masterpiece, left me conflicted and in awe but also wanting to hug my mother. i was internally sobbing.

now it’s got me me thinking….yandere Barbie? Yandere Ken? how would that go?

#writing #yandere #yandere barbie #barbie #i need to know #i’m going to lose it

[peoplesgraves]

Becoming Human

Yandere Barbie X Reader

Barbie had never once wished to be anything more then she was. In her fleeting moments of sentience she was happy with her lot in life. Beloved by most everyone and spending all her time being primped and doted on. What more could she ask for? She was fulfilling her purpose and that should’ve been enough…it used to be enough.

Then suddenly everything was different. Instead of small moments where she became self aware just long enough to see whatever new body she’d appeared in, now she was stuck. Every day she’d wake up the same her as the day before. Same mint condition body, same stifling box and the same place on the shelf. All Barbie could do was stare at her owner day after day, week after week. For a while she was content as long as you were in her line of sight. But when you left she was stuck with such horrible thoughts. What if you didn’t come back and she was left all alone?

You may not have knows about her existence but Barbie felt like she knew you. She’d seen so many of your best and worst moments and however delusional, she had found herself startlingly in love with you. When you brought someone home for the first time since she’d become self aware Barbie could swear she felt a very human heart break inside her cold, plastic chest. Suddenly she didn’t feel quite as plastic as before.

#yandere x reader #yandere x darling #yandere x y/n #yandere x you #yandere doll #yandere Barbie

[karumashadowchicken]

barbatos x fem reader where reader is a tea enthusiast and has really good advice (and local ingredients that are hard to get)?

How would barb react? I can see him joking that reader will replace him as a butler (at tea time) and that he should step up his game.

Can i have both normal barbatos (id say its pretty canon he is a slight yandere tho but to sophisticated to act on it) and yandere barbatos reacting maybe?

Barbatos would love an s/o who knows lots about teas, records, tea cups, sweets, macarons, and much more!

He would love to have passionate conversations with y/n, non-stop talking about tea, in detail. He's not used to people being able to keep up with his tea-talks. Barbatos would be happy to have someone to talk to about his interests.

Barbatos is like a yandere, where you wouldn't know unless you were specificly looking for yandere traits, and even then it would be tough.

#yandere barbatos #yandere barbatos x reader #yandere obey me #obey me #yandere #obey me! #obey me headcanons #obey me x reader #barbatos #yandere barbie

[manicmagic1]

I found yandere Barbies send help

#send help #barbie #yandere barbie #gay furry #cock and balls #vaginitis

[reareaotaku]

Yandere!Ken showing off to Barbie!Reader and letting his guard down only to end up being embarrassed (for something that happened, maybe when Barbie! reader tried to outsmart him) and becoming extra dark and possessive after that!!!

My first Barbie Movie REQUEST!!! [I went a little off track ngl]

Red Faced Loser

Yandere! Ryan! Ken x Fem! Reader Tw: Possessive/Obsessive Ken & Slight Misogyny !!YANDERE THEMES! READ AT OWN RISK!!

Honestly, Ken was always embarrassing himself, but he never felt embarrassed because you never made him feel like that. He could fall on his face or hurt himself or say something stupid and you wouldn't make a fool out of him. Though this time was different.

"Well, women shouldn't be in positions on power-"

"Excuse me?" You turned towards Ken, confused. "Where did that come from."

"Well in the real world-"

"This isn't the real world, it's Barbieland."

"Yeah, about that, um, we're actually changing the name."

"What do you mean? Who's we?"

The other Kens were starting to watch you both argue. Ken could feel his cheeks redden as they watched and you poked his insecurities and inferiority. He didn't want the other Kens to think he was weak.

"Can we not do this here?"

"Do what? We're just talking. Can I not talk now Ken?"

"That's not what I said, but you'd be a lot hotter if you'd shut up."

Your eyes widen and you could feel your face heat up as the anger rose in you, "Who are you talking to?"

He bops your nose as he says, "You." He chuckles at his joke, not taking you seriously.

"I don't know what happened to you when you went to the real world, but I don't like this you."

He frowns, annoyed at your words, "I've changed for the better, Baby. You should get used to it."

"How could you do this Ken? I thought you loved Barbieland. I thought you loved me."

He caresses your face, "I do love you. But you should realize your place is below me, not above me."

"I hate you," You spit in his face, causing some gasps from the other Kens.

"You're just saying that to hurt me."

"You wish." He grabs your hand and pulls you away from the audience. He pushes you into a room and locks it behind you both, What the hell is wrong with you? Have you lost your mind?"

"Are you serious? You're the one who's lost your mind!"

"I haven't lost my mind. I've been enlightened."

"Enlightened?" You laugh, "Yeah right."

He tilts his head, frowning, "You'll see Y/n. Besides there's no escape, even if you did want it."

"What are you saying?"

"You can say you hate me all you want, but that doesn't mean anything, because I know you don't mean it. You still love me," He then bends down to your level, "And even if you don't, you will."

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[callieyanderechan]

Yandere Barbie and Ken (2023) with a 1960s Barbie s/o?

That I can anon!

YANDERE!BARBIE AND KEN X 60s!BARBIE!READER

Barbie and Ken think you are so cute!

With your bubble haircut and gloves and shit

You just scream innocence

When Barbie starts having thoughts of f death she also starts having thoughts of being with you <3

When Ken finds out about the patriarchy he finds out about women of the 50s/60s and instantly thinks of you

You could be his little housewife <3

So they both become obsessed for different reasons

But obviously if they fought over you, you would get scared of them

So when Barbie comes back to Barbieland she makes a deal with Ken

He will demolish the patriarchy and the two of them will share you

Barbie guilts you into being with them

"I thought I lost my home and all my friends and I still can't stop thinking about.... death. I need you"

You feel bad for her so you agree to be with her

Then somehow Ken is involved

You don't even know how

One day it was you and Barbie

Then the next it was you, Barbie and Ken

And the relationship is kinda confusing

You are dating Barbie but you're married to Ken but Ken is not married to Barbie and Barbie is not dating Ken

Of course they have to keep their darling safe. Away from all the other Barbie's and Ken's and Allan

So Barbie gets a new dreamhouse. Far away from all the other dreamhouses

And every night you choose who's bed you sleep in because obviously Ken and Barbie aren't going to share a bed

Because they are loyal to you

You are literally never allowed to leave the dreamhouse

You spend all day cooking and cleaning and dressing up in pretty dresses

And generally just being a pretty housewife

Dr Barbie came to the dreamhouse once to see you

No one has seen her since

Barbie and Ken swear they don't know what happened

They do

Everyone learns to leave the three of you alone after that

As long as they stay away from the secluded the dreamhouse then they are safe from suffering the same fate as Dr Barbie

What happened to Dr Barbie?

Barbie and Ken may or may not have played with her too roughly

GOOD THING THEY LIVE NEXT TO THE BEACH

Overall you are literally stuck. You should of ran to the real world when you could

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[yandere-wishes]

Normal People: "Why did u start writing Yandere content?"

Most Yandere Authors: "I wanted to express my dark desire for a forbidden romance through a creative medium. Forgoing social norms to create a love that is most cruel yet utterly true. To appease the lethal love that lays dormant within my bones, rattling me with its yearning for freedom. To show the world a love that is hideous, dangerous, yet wholly profuse. The sort of love only found under a moonless sky. A romance that can kill and heal with the same hand. To fashion ballads of broken hearts and damaged minds trapped in a waltz of shimmering hearts."

Me: I want to get kidnapped so I won't have any responsibilities.

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[sweet-as-an-angel]

Yandere Kencanons

Warnings: Kidnapping, Abduction, Major Spoilers for The Barbie Movie, Unhinged Post, Possessive Ken, Ken Just Wants to be Loved, Petnames, Ken Being Condescending, Post-Patriarchy Ken, No Pronouns Used for Reader Except 'You'.

Simply put, you’d charmed Ken. Made his non-existent heart flutter and a feeling he always associated with Barbie to overtake him. Been in the wrong place at the right time. Hence, less than a few hours after your meeting with Kenneth, you were in Barbieland. Sorry - Kendom Land.

You’d made the mistake of asking him for the time, in a rush to make it to work. And, with a twinkle in his eye and a seeming newfound sense of purpose, he proclaimed that “You respect me!”

Dazed and with little else you could say, you shrugged. “I mean…I guess…?”

And that was enough for him.

“I must go – get back to Barbieland – spread the news about patriarchy!”

You'd humoured him, more for the promise of your own safety than actual agreement, and he tipped his hat to you, billowing away in the direction of Venice Beach in a haze of his own world.

You managed to dodge him initially, untangling yourself from his vacant stare and making it to work unscathed.

On your way to lunch a few hours after, however, you were accosted again.

Of course, by none other than Ken Carson.

Who, having put all he’d learnt from his books on horses, the Wild West, and patriarchy, literally lassoed you and threw you onto his shoulder.

“We’ve gotta get you back to Barbieland – the Kens are not gonna believe this !”

On your journey back to this mysterious place, Ken explained to you how Barbies usually rule everything while the Kens are left with nothing.

“But, with you at my side, I’m sure we can make it right!”

You genuinely chalked this guy up to be insane, if at most, an escaped patient.

However, as you traversed 2D landscapes, you were more inclined to believe him. That this fabled Babrietopia did in fact exist.

And, once you get there, you become Patriarchy Ken’s personal servant.

He tells you to “Brewski Beer” him, all the while talking about how his initial conception of patriarchy had been that it was “Horses who ran the world, but it’s actually men — and horses are men extenders.”

He calls you his “bride-wife” or “groom-husband”, which, compared to the other Kens’ long-term distance low-commitment casual partners, seems oddly…endearing. Dangerously permanent.

With no idea how to get back to the Real world, you’re stuck with Ken and his entourage of fellow Kens, the Barbies either indoctrinated into their way of thinking or in hiding.

Speaking of, you are basically Ken’s property.

And he treats you as such whenever one of the other Kens tries to accost your service.

His tone is low, eyes sharp. “(Y/N) is my long-term distance low-commitment partner, not yours, Ken.”

And, to show as much, you get to sit on the floor next to Ken as he watches the Godfather with his Kentourage, talking through the whole thing, commenting on its ingenuity and nuance.

He also makes you stay nearby whenever he changes outfits - which is just him changing into another faux mink coat, pants and headband.

Despite being this new, independent, untethered Ken, he asks your opinion on things which seem largely inconsequential. Still, you sense something unstable. Insecurity, perhaps.

"What about...this coat?"

"Isn't that the same as the last one you showed me?"

Ken looks at your glass reflection in the wardrobe doors. His smile glitches, falters. He replaces it.

"Yeah, course - I was just testing you, seein' if you were paying attention."

Whenever you get a moment alone, away from the madness of the Kens, it’s short-lived. For Ken is never far behind, seeming to materialise in the doorway of whatever room of the Dreamhouse you’ve adopted as your refuge.

“What’s wrong, tiny baby?” He says, sauntering over to you, snake-like.

“I want to go home, Ken,” You tell him, voice racked with sobs, tears in your eyes.

He just gives you a narrowed, confused look, adopting an almost incredulous posture as if to say ‘Why?’

“First of all, I don’t like your tone, Doll,”

He steps towards you. You step back.

“Second of all, why in Kendom Land would you wanna leave ?" Another step forward. Another step back. "This is the dream of any patriarch’s partner to be where you are now; it should feel just like home !” Another step forward, another step ba-

Your legs hit the edge of the bed.

It doesn’t matter how hurt - or frightened - you look. Ken doesn’t listen.

“And besides, do you know how many Barbies would kill to be where you are now ? I know Weird Barbie would.” And he smiles – smirks – as if he’s triumphed you in some way only he is aware of, hands on his waist. The image of power.

Ken tends to test his boundaries when it comes to physical affection.

Seeing as he received none with Barbie, he seems to want to try his luck with you.

And yes, this does include him puckering his lips and staying stood in front of you until one of you caves.

Usually, it’s him, causing him to retract and act as if nothing happened. Which it didn’t. 

But when he really wants a kiss, he can persist for hours.

You timed him. Two hours and three minutes until you relented and pecked him.

“Wow,” he says, every time, as if it’s the first time, his eyes clouded with dreams and what you could only pen as whimsy.

He’s incredibly touch-starved. Show him an ounce of willing and he’ll be overjoyed in his own, new, macho way. Though, he does have a hard time containing a squeal whenever you touch skin.

Secretly, he's entranced by how...human you are. how different you feel and talk to the other dolls in his Kendom.

He's developed an obsession interest with your hands, holding them in his, telling you how small and soft your hands are compared to his.

He squeezes them whenever he gets the chance, commenting on how "Squishy" your fingers are, despite you having a skeleton beneath your skin - a concept that blows Ken away every time you explain it to him.

He also adores hugs. Though, he only hugs you/lets you hug him when out of view of other Kens. He needs to protect his image as the stoic leader, after all.

Loves a cuddle; goes stupid crazy for them.

He favours holding you to his chest and resting his chin atop your head. He finds your warmth a foreign comfort. While you find his lack of a heart – and a beat – a discomfort.

“S’nice and warm,” he says, eyes closed, the image of laxity. "Being here with you."

He mumbles that last part. You know not to inquire further. The Kens consider any form of genuine affection to be a weakness.

It’s in your best interest to just let him stay there and talk about whatever it is he’s fascinated himself with, lest you wish to incur a temper tantrum or the cold shoulder.

Aside from being a fan of hand-holding, he's also a partaker in wrist-holding.

If you ever do something to aggravate him, he tends to grip your wrist hard enough to make you wince, his jaw clenched, eyes narrowed.

“Something wrong, Babe?” He’ll say, tone deep with simmering wrath.

You know not to push it with Ken.

Despite how platinum and perfect he is, he does harbour a resentment which, whether caused by you or not, he seems to target you with.

Talked to a Ken for too long, or in a way he didn’t like?

He’s going to embarrass you in front of him. Make you seem undesirable to all who are not himself.

He knows he can’t make you disappear, given the fact that you’re mortal. But he knows he can make other Kens disappear; an idea that, the first time it appeared to him, frightened him, made him confront a darker half he’d repressed. But, as time went on, he’s learnt to harness it in ways you’d never have suspected from a Ken.

Not that you’d know it from the way he treats you, but he does actually care for you.

Perhaps…as much as, even more so, than he does — did — for Barbie.

He doesn’t feel like he’s tethered to any one job or image when he’s with you; his identity is not an extension of yours. But, he does try to treat yours as if it is an extension of his.

“Babe, hurry up with those beers — the game’s about to start !”

He knows you’re impervious to the effects of his brainwashing, given that you’re from the Real World, so he feels that you’re the most genuine person in Kendom Land. Hence he tends to treat you with equal harshness and care.

This also often leads to Ken asking you things about your world. Things he doesn’t yet have the answers for.

His favourite pastime is to lay his head on your thighs while you sit against the headboard of his bed, asking you any and all questions that come to mind.

“What’s your favourite colour?”, “Where does the sun go when it’s night time?”, “What did you do at your job?”

Personal ones like that last one often cause you to tense, and Ken can tell. He tends to refrain from asking you such questions now, seeing as any reminder of your life prior to this cause you to, what he has learnt to call it, cry.

Despite how tone-deaf Kenneth can be, he is actually rather intuitive. Or, rather, considerate.

When you’d told him your favourite colour, he’d painted his bedroom walls in it. Albeit a slap-dash job of it, given how interior design is not in his box description like Interior Design Ken, but he tried !

Despite his small acts of kindness being his attempts to imitate comfort, they do little to calm you. For everything he says, does, discussing a future with you in Kendom Land, changing aspects of his world to cater to your preferences, feel as if you are to take up unwilling, permanent residence here.

And, while you wait and plot for a way to escape, you exist as a perpetual puppet for Ken to mither and berate and order around.

In the real world, a doll has started appearing on shelves – a new range of ‘Misery Barbie/Ken’ dominating the toy aisles of every supermarket and toy store, your visage wrapped tightly in every box.

Tears, an outfit demeaning enough to make a grandmother faint, and the unwavering expression of the need for freedom.

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Dark Platonic Adoptive! Parents Barbie And Ken x Reader

They adopted you because you were wandering the streets alone, not knowing where your mommy and daddy were.

So they decided to become your parents instead.

And indeed they were the perfect parents.

They allowed you to do whatever you want, however with one condition, that you always have to be with them.

You are not allowed to have fun without the.

They want to be included in every part of your life, as they believe that it is their right.

They also tried to understand why you have flat feet.

"Why is our daughter's feet different from us, Barbie?"

"I don't know, but they look unique just like the rest of our baby, Ken"

"I agree, Barbie"

When I say they let you do whatever you want, I meant 'eating candy' and 'playing games' as much as you want, not going out whenever you want.

Most of the time, you spend your day at home.

All your clothes are pink or pastel pink.

Unlike the black dress with no hint of pink or white in it, they saw you wearing the first time they met you and they were terrified by the color.

You call them 'Mommy' and 'Daddy' in every sentence directed towards them because it makes them happy.

As you grow older, you start remembering more of your past life.

And the fact that your adoptive parents look like the dolls you play with.

You switch between your parents' houses because they are not married and don't live together obviously.

When you get your full memory back, you freak out, but decide to tell them everything.

Hoping that they would understand why you want to return back to the 'real world'

It just became too creepy for you to live in a doll's world.

Ken is the first to refuse the idea, followed by his extremely worried girlfriend.

But you decided to run away to the real world.

Leaving an apology letter.

However, they decide to follow after you.

And get you back.

So, after two months in the real, you were terrified to see them at your doorsteps with wide smiles on their faces.

"We have missed you so much, honey"

"Are you not going to hug me and your mommy, sweetie?"

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[aphroditelovesu]

Hi I hope you’re doing well 🥰. I just wanted to know what are you working on now and like what is soon to be posted I’m not rushing you. It’s not my intention. I just wanted to know what is coming up. Take as much time as you need. I just wants to know out of curiosity. I am a big fan of you work ❤️❤️❤️

You're not rushing me, don't worry! And thank you, I'm very happy that you like my writing!!! ❤️❤️ I have my current wips on the masterpost but I started to write some things that aren't there which I'll put here:

Yandere Light Yagami/Kira Headcanons [General] (Death Note)

Yandere L Lawliet Headcanons [General] (Death Note)

Yandere Misa Amane Headcanons [General] (Death Note)

Yandere Henry VIII/Anne Boleyn Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (Historical Characters)

Yandere Caligula Headcanons [General] (Historical Characters)

Yandere Alexander the Great/Hephaestion Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (Historical Characters)

Yandere King George III Headcanons [General] (Bridgerton/Queen Charlotte)

Yandere Anthony Brigderton Headcanons [General] (Bridgerton)

Yandere Hera Headcanons [General] (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Aphrodite Headcanons [General] (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Ares/Aphrodite Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Apollo/Hermes Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Hades Headcanons [General] (Greek Mythology)

Yandere Nikolai Lantsov Headcanons [General] (Shadow and Bone)

Yandwre The Crows Headcanons [Platonic] (Shadow and Bone)

Yandere Kol Mikaelson Headcanons [General] (The Originals)

Yandere Aerys II/Rhaella Targaryen Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (Game of Thrones)

Yan!Moms Daenerys, Cersei and Sansa Headcanons [Platonic] (Game of Thrones)

Yandere Dragon Riders Headcanons [Platonic] (How To Train Your Dragon)

Yandere!Teacher Seokjin - Imagine (BTS)

Yandere Rhysand/Feyre Archeron Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Cassian/Nesta Archeron Headcanons [Poly!Romantic] (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Yandere Barbie Headcanons [General] (Barbie)

Yandere McCall Pack Headcanons [Platonic] (Teen Wolf)

These are the ones and they will be posted over the days/weeks, I don't have a certain date, but they will be posted eventually! ❤️❤️

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