me feeling a sharp pain to the lower right side of the abdomen: oh god oh no it’s appendicitis im gonna die
google: no actually its worse
duckduckgo: bitch you’re just ovulating relax 😭
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hey you should play in stars and time. HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY IN STARS AND TIME? you should! its good! play game!!!
(ID template via this post, edited for this meme by @/merrysville!)
[ID: A meme from a TikTok of a man looking out pensively over a porch, with the caption edited to read: "I bring a sort of ''You should play ISAT'' Vibe to every interaction that people who haven't played ISAT don't really like." /End ID.]
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Bruises and Bruising
WORDS
“Where did you get those?”
“Is that.... somebody’s hand?”
“Is that... a bootprint?”
“It’ll look worse before it looks better.”
“Come on. Let’s get it wrapped up.”
“Do you want some painkillers?”
“Let me guess, I should ‘see the other guy’?”
“How’d you get a black eye?”
“I know you don’t do it on purpose, but I wish you’d stop coming home bruised.”
“I like the new look. It suits you.”
“Ouch, that looks like it hurts.”
“Talk to me.”
“You shouldn’t end up with bruises because you disagree with them. You know that, right?”
“Will you tell me how it happened?”
“Come and sit with me.”
ACTIONS
(send ‘+reverse’ to reverse the roles, or specify which muse is which!)
[sit] -- sender comes and sits next to a bruised receiver. no words, just warmth.
[care] -- sender provides physical care for receiver’s bruises (ice pack, wrapping them up, etc)
[shower] -- sender takes one look at a bruised and bloody receiver, and goes to run them a shower. hot showers fix everything.
[offer] -- sender has something they know receiver will want, and because receiver has had a bad enough day as it is, sender gives it to them. it’s the little things.
[stay] -- sender offers receiver a place to stay, so that -- wherever they got these bruises -- they don’t have to go back.
[concussion] -- sender checks receiver for a concussion, because it’s very possible receiver has one.
[home] -- sender has no physical way of helping receiver out of this situation, but they offer out their hand anyway. just to hold onto (and to not let go).
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[ID: two owl house drawings based on memes. The first one shows Lilith in her season 2B design sketched over the big bang theory "love is in the air? Wrong! Gad leak" meme. She's staring at the viewer with one eyebrow raised and her glasses are opaque.
The second meme is a redraw of a king of the hill scene, split into two panels. The first panel shows Belos holding up a sack of coins with magic, saying "here's 300 snails to break up with hunter". The second panel shows willow in her s2B design pointing at him and saying "save that money for our wedding". End ID]
I did two things today, and that was really beef it while making a sandwich, and draw shitty owl house memes, and baby I'm all out of sandwiches to post (@toh-described)
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Can either of your Wallys--Human or puppet, sense if someone is afraid? 'Cause I'm terrified...of them both, I mean.
I'm 5'0", only two feet taller; and feel like they could still dropkick my dumbass. Gonna have to jump onto Howdy's shoulders like a scared cat to get out of range. (I love your art btw!)
I like to believe that Wally can just s m e l l fear, absolutely thrives in power knowing that nobody can really do anything about it as he basically plays them all in ruses of complete ignorance- although he too is a victim, he cannot help toying amongst the prey
I say as I draw him also being completely “no thoughts head literally empty” HDHDHDJDJ
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