#you FOOLS.

[mushroompoisoning]

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing

edit: fuck you captain

#this is about. no comment. #you guys know. you guys can guess. #wallace says shit #this is the only way i can explain my experience with attractive people #the mechanisms #you FOOLS. #THIS WAS ABOUT GUNPOWDER TIM ALL ALONG

[ratcandy]

there is not nearly enough sozo content going around to keep me sustained i really am gonna have to make it all myself aren't i

#i have to do everything mySELF around here #shaking the entire lamb game community PUT the gods down for two seconds and look at this ant with me. you cowards. #you cowards who don't want to acknowledge the potential of this sad old man and the parasite making up his entire body. #you fools. #clamtalk

[histrionicscribbler]

hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i

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#repitition #april fools #boop #boop boop #boop boop boop #boops you #tumblr boop #peeb post #1k #2k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

#artists on tumblr #tumblr shenanigans #boop day on tumblr #Booping the mutuals #Boop this fool #You cannot comprehend the full throat debilitating laughs that laid me out on my carpeted floor at this my friend

[limelocked]

#palestine #icj #israel #as sun tzu said #don’t show all your genocidal actions and language in social media videos #you fool #you absolute moron

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[art by @beelzeebub ]

#movies #polls #goncharov #70s movies #martin scorsese #matteo jwhj0715 #robert de niro #cybill shepherd #harvey keitel #unreality cw #april fools cw #have you seen this movie poll

[sing-you-fools]

me: this is a background character who's in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

#guess i can call him charlie #i'll know what it's short for #and maybe someday i'll have a Fandom and someone will deep dive this far and find out the truth #a bitch can dream #writing #writeblr #naming characters #behind the name #names #character names #my writing #charizard cockburn #pokemon #sing-you-fools #1k #5k #10k #25k #50k

[wolfxe]

for those confused about the boop-o-meter, when you opt in it will give you a little button next to your username that other people will be able to click and send you a notification that says boop! a little cat paw will appear on your screen for a second when you do it to other people

if you opt out for the day, the button wont be there. and if you hover over it for a few seconds, it'll do a little spin and then you can do a super boop!

#boop #boop-o-meter #og #april fools #btw if you still have questions i have a rb that explains more

[elfgrove]

New Things to Beware on the Internet

On May 3rd, Google released 8 new top-level domains (TLDs) -- these are new values like .com, .org, .biz, domain names. These new TLDs were made available for public registration via any domain registrar on May 10th.

Usually, this should be a cool info, move on with your life and largely ignore it moment.

Except a couple of these new domain names are common file type extensions: ".zip" and ".mov".

This means typing out a file name could resolve into a link that takes you to one of these new URLs, whether it's in an email, on your tumblr blog post, a tweet, or in file explorer on your desktop.

What was previously plain text could now resolve as link and go to a malicious website where people are expecting to go to a file and therefore download malware without realizing it.

Folk monitoring these new domain registrations are already seeing some clearly malicious actors registering and setting this up. Some are squatting the domain names trying to point out what a bad idea this was. Some already trying to steal your login in credentials and personal info.

This is what we're seeing only 12 days into the domains being available. Only 5 days being publicly available.

What can you do? For now, be very careful where you type in .zip or .mov, watch what website URLs you're on, don't enable automatic downloads, be very careful when visiting any site on these new domains, and do not type in file names without spaces or other interrupters.

I'm seeing security officers for companies talking about wholesale blocking .zip and .mov domains from within the company's internet, and that's probably wise.

Be cautious out there.

#tech #google #domain names #the more you know #zip #.zip #mov #.mov #yikes #BIG FUCKING YIKES #WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS AGOOD IDEA HOLY SHIT ARE YOU A FOOL

[hawthorn-mori]

OMG LOL???

Taking a brief break to record progress

The boop meter seems to progrsss on a scale of

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG

Of gives, the appearance only changes based on gives, but the revived seems to follow the same process

Additionally there are two badges I’ve unlocked so far! Let’s see if there’s more, I doubt so since staff seem to have all the badges pre unlocked

Edit

Yall don’t even know what fucked up shits been going on

Edit 2

Ladies and Gentlemen and Y’all else who may

We got a tumblr

See it in its original splendour down there

The order seems to be

30 > 100 > 300 > 700 > MAX > LOL > OMG > WOW > *-* > WHY > PLZ > AAA > ;_; > 0_0 > T_T > <33 > TUM/BLR

edit 3

I didn’t use an autoclicker because I started at 2am when it dropped, had no idea it was April fools, got an instant adrenaline high that lasted for four straight hours (the blood pressure has not done my legs any good) and just went apeshit

If you do this manually like me, I thoroughly recommend using a gaming controller, or anything with a trigger input on pc, I have a steamdeck so I used that. You’ll also be there for at least 6 hours ngl.

I probably could’ve been more efficient but I didn’t want to over spam people and wanted to fairly distribute clicks, have fun!

#boop #boop o meter #april fool's day #boop while you still have time

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

#California license plate with text YOU FOOL #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[notamamiboye]

Thank you again for the greatest April Fools of my life

#boop #april fool's day #notamamiboye #the boop brothers #original character #bap #bop #bonk #i love you

[caffeineheroes]

seeing blogs with no boop button

#boop #boops #boop o meter #april fools #tumblr #april fools day #april 1st #brokeback mountain #i wish i knew how to quit you #caffeineheroes posts

[abvfluxing]

#tumblr polls #polls #boop #boop you #april fools

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[bluebeesknees]

“…𝘴𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”

#my art #satosugu #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #stsg #gego #satoru gojo #geto suguru #fanart #bluebeesart #art on tumblr #digital art #BITES THHEM BITES THEM BITES THEM BITES- #the windows to the souuuulll #gojo you ain’t fooling nobody