#you're a simp

[ruelin024]

STARING AT YOU

STARING AT YOU LIKE THIS /pos

👁️👁️

(I indeed made it in time for your dtiys (￣y▽,￣)╭ kehehehe. Enjoy yah mans.) 🤣👌✨

#answered #I know ya'll followed Detective Dust back into his office >:] #evil laughter #thank you for the ask! #detective dust #im a simp #you're a simp #you're welcome #:]

[ask-cthulhu-mythos-au]

Más Vulthoom Yandere AU 😍

a certain....simp....has sent Vulthoom a death threat, and I'm now scared, shall we all sleep with one eye open.

ANYWAY RIP Vulthoom, I WON'T be at his funeral

@d-apperc-adaver lemme know if u notice anything 😉

#cthulhu mythos #cosmic horror #lovecraft #lovecraftian horror #hp lovecraft #Vulthoom #you guys r simps #you're a simp #you know who u r #you know who you are #you know who i'm talking about #tw yandere #yandere male #yandere #hastur #king in yellow

[truffle-draws-turtles]

OMG. I AM. BARKING. AT YOUR DONNIE. You draw so well I’m such a damn simp for him 😭😭

HhhhrrfhgnnnnnmmmmnmGNNNNNNNNNNN

*tries to contain all the stuff but in vain*

THANK YOU, YOU WONDERFUL BEING! NOW WE CAN SIMP TOGETHER!

#ask box #feedback #you're a simp #I'm a simp #*takes you by your hands and starts to sing like in the hazbin hotel* #and tomorrow will be a fucking happy day in heeeeeeell!!! #because that's we're belong to lmao #rottmnt #donnie

[undertale-writing-times]

Continue on with Passion...

Well, how does 1pm sound to you? That will give us both time to get ready, and - oh! - I highly recommend something like and breezy. I heard the temperature might be high, and the sun will definitely be warm, so we better prepare for that.

Oh good golly gosh! This will be so much fun! *quite literally nearly tackles him in a hug* I will have the food and the drinks ready!

Will you wait for me by the forest path?

Passion was listening but tenses up when you pretty much damn near tackled him, so he puts his arms around your waist to stop you from falling, or him, "Oi, don't go jumpin' on me like that!" he turns his head away, huffing softly then looks back at you and gives you a little squish.

"Yeah yeah, I'll meet you there… I'll bring some of my own stuff too"

Later, when you two met up, he was wearing his familiar black crop top tank top with the broken red heart, but instead of his normal leather pants and boots, he was wearing a nice pair of jeans and combat boots. Hey, no leash this time…

#Passion #Valacre #you're a simp

[hualianschild]

#vs that ultimate simp king self #he is a god tho ? almost #every time he utters a word of self hatred i want to bonk him in the head #like mf you're so pretty and beautiful inside and outside how dare you ??? #he's such a gemini (just like me fr) #also let me give you a big hug you cute hater #tgcf #heaven officials blessing #hua cheng #san lang #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #heaven official's blessing #text post meme #hob

[harmonysanreads]

I am very normal.

#THIS IS ACTUALLY OFFICIAL OH MY GOD AAAAA #hoyo always cooks so well #'ohhh you're already knee deep in aventurine brainrot? here! have this art of him waking up like a prince!' #cough... am i seeing thing or are those....abs...? #aventurine #aventurine hsr #hsr aventurine #hsr #honkai star rail #harmony simps

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

The way that Kim breaks his one cigarette a day rule if Harry doesn't ask him to join precinct 41 at the end of the game but not after the tribunal when he (depending on the ending) kills two people, gets the shit beaten out of him, and watches his partner almost die breaks my heart. Especially with how the cigarette he smokes after the tribunal is described as "having medicinal properties", it implies that being left behind is more painful to him than getting beaten until he's concussed.

#gets sooooooo sad about Kim again #for like the third time this week #disco elysium #de #kim kitsuragi #rannbles #kimharry #disco elysium spoilers #de spoilers #anyways do you ever learn about something in this game you had no idea could happen because you're too much of a Kim simp #it sucks!

[whatthefuxkkk]

For the tmnt fans that need to hear this 👍

#so tired of yall mfs simping for literal kids #THE AMOUNT OF RAPH X READER FICS UNDER MUTANT MAYHEM ON AO3 IS SO SCARY WTF #THAT DUDE IS 15 #i don't care if you're the same age it's still mad weird #raph tmnt #mikey tmnt #leo tmnt #donnie tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt mm #tmnt 2012 #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt #honestly as long as u don't sexualize them idrc if ur attracted to them or not #I've got my fair share of silly crushes on weird ass creatures (venom for example) #but if ur over 18 simping for them... #and YES sexualizing the bayverse turtles is weird too!!! #they're still teenagers (even if they don't look as young as other versions) #and are much thirstier (cough mikey cough) #but if ur 30 calling them sexy then you need mental help <3

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

hi dove!!! i love your new event, the vibe is so fun and relaxing (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ could i request floyd with no.8? for backups maybe leona with no.9 or jamil with no.2? thanks!! as always don't overwork yourself ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

side note: pls no angst the pain from last time is still here(⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

Fairytale Scene; Leona Kingscholar

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, some really soft Leona

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Had to use your first backup, as Floyd got snatched up, but I hope you enjoy this fluffy scene and soft lion! [Damn, those eels go fast]

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

An old vinyl was playing slowly on the record player, a slow jazz ensemble letting out low notes. It was pleasant, the calm music mixing with the gentle crashing of the waves coming onto shore, and the filtered sunlight coming through the linen curtains and warming up your skin. There was no rushing, no tasks that needed to be urgently done, and no one to boss you around. You could definitely get used to this. 

“You’re looking right at home there,” a soft chuckle broke you from your relaxed spell. Leona was standing in front of you, giving you a curious look. “Like a house cat sunbathing.”

You rolled your eyes, “Fitting coming from you.” You stretched out, and rolled off of the chaise you were lounging on. 

Leona sighed in mock annoyance, but he could get used to seeing you without the weight of all your responsibilities resting on your shoulders. You looked — and by all the lounging you had been doing since you had both arrived — and felt lighter as well. And in the golden sunlight? Leona swore that you were glowing.

You lazily walked over to him, placing your arms around his neck. “Is something bothering you?”

Bothering me? “No, nothing at the moment,” he said quietly. What was there to be bothered by? The two of you were together, and there was no one around to annoy the both of you. “And you?”

You hummed along to the song playing, “Nope!~” You let out a breathy chuckle and started to gently sway back and forth to the music. “Would you care to join me for this dance… your majesty?~” 

Leona groaned at the nickname; you only brought it out when you were feeling teasing. He didn’t mind though, since it didn’t hold the weight it did at the palace, or the mocking tone that others sometimes used. You just were being a teasing menace and a cute one at that.

Letting out a showy sigh he adjusted your hands so that he was holding one and the other was placed on his waist. “I suppose I can spare one for you,” he said lowly, voice barely above a grumble. 

The two of you swayed gently together to the soft music, gentle swaying, and long, slow, looping circles around the room. You were still humming the non-existent lyrics to the song, and Leona hummed softly from time to time as well, adding to the melody. Never did he think that he would end up in such a scene; dancing with someone he loved so dearly in something that he could only explain as a fairytale scene. It was soft, domestic, tender, and filled with such innocent love. All things that Leona had convinced himself that he didn’t want. But then you came into his life. You threw a wrench into his life, but what a lovely wrench it turned out to be.

The song came to an end far too soon, and the two of you came to a slow standstill, still in each other’s loose embrace. Neither of you made a move to let go, instead you both just stood there, hand in hand, your hand on his waist, and his on yours.

“You make for a good dance partner,” you chuckle.

Leona raised a brow, “And are you surprised by that?”

You bring his hand to your lips, placing a kiss on the inside of his wrist while looking at him through your lashes. “No, it’s just endearing is all.”

Leona had received kisses from you before, both soft and passionate, but this one actually made his heart flutter. He didn’t know how to feel about it, but he did know that the way you looked at him just then… he wanted you to look at him with such adoration again and again and again. It was addictive.

He brought your hand to his lips, and returned the kiss, letting it linger so he could feel your steady pulse. Perhaps the two of you should come out here more often if this was what happened… Leona could spend the rest of his life with you in this picturesque moment.

~~~~~~~

Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @inkybloom-luv, @leonistic, @savanaclaw1996, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar x gn reader #pspspspspspsp come here lion kissers; come get your mans #sorry rinna; looks like you're not getting eels from gacha or for your request u_u damn bastards #may i offer dancing with leona instead? some soft lion man hours? yes???? #there's something about wrist kisses that gets me so i had to do it to leona; gods imagine giving him such softness i don't even simp 4 him #and it is ruining my brain; i hope this heals your broken heart after gacha and writing that angst piece rinna #lion man take rinna by the hand; lead rinna to the land that you understand. [dove's remix of Ocean Man by Ween for rinna & leona] #scheduled post; idk if i'll be awake yet when this goes live; hopefully it posts UNLIKE LAST TIME; took 4 minutes to show up

[boringkate]

I think a cowgirl (yeehaw) with a cowgirl (moo) gf would be a cute couple dynamic.

#i'm just gonna start cross posting random tweets of mine onto here #if you're a true simp then you'll reblog me when I do it

[leopardmuffinxo]

Talon Ormr 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 Circle of Spores Druid

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my oc: talon ormr #my bg3 edits #you're only allowed to simp for her if you like mean women #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #userrivensbane #userlumad #userterendelev #necroticpetals #miyku #baldurians #katsigian

[thesweetnessofspring]

I swear when I see stuff on ao3 descriptions like "this Peeta will have a spine" and "Peeta isn't going to bend over backwards for Katniss for once" I'm just like...yeah, I'mma skip this one, you clearly don't understand Peeta or Everlark.

#everlark #the hunger games #peeta mellark #peeta supremacy #it feels like when people used “simp” when the dude was just being a good boyfriend or respectful to women #peeta does challenge katniss like i don't get this weird characterization that he just goes along with whatever she wants? #i guess respecting her is just him not having a spine huh #should have just guilted her and forced her to go along with what he wanted like gale did #and not to say you can't make peeta ooc because that can be pulled off well #it's the attitude of thinking you're making him better

[fling-graysons]

#sooo the teaser of the new movie is out #I'm ashamed of myself #that smirk #that damn smirk #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bakugou katsuki #great explosion murder god dynamight #gremlin simp hours #my son #mha movie #bnha movie #bnha you're next #mha memes #bnha memes #my post

[somewhereincairparavel]

Notice how Percy and Jason are like HEAD over heels for their girls whenever they're covered in soot/dirt?? It seems to be a turn on for both of them 😭 Like Percy calling Annabeth hot when she was covered in dirt in tartarus, saying that it made her look badass, and Jason saying that Piper was the most beautiful thing he's ever laid eyes on when she was completely covered in mud, her hair was tousled and was missing a boot. Also, calling her cute when she was in her two days clothes.

Both of them had seen their girls in a much better state (Piper getting claimed by Aphrodite and getting all fancy, Annabeth dressed in a pretty Greek dress in sea of monsters) Yet they both prefer their disheveled/dirty looks better.

Jason and Percy are bf goals idc>>>

#Where can I buy them #They are both such simps #Get yourself a man who thinks you're the prettiest when you're covered in mud>> #pjo hoo #pjo series #pjo #pjo fandom #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth chase #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #jason grace #piper mclean

[hualianschild]

#yes #yes you are #but you're also a simp for gege so all's forgiven #love to see him being a brat to those who deserve it tho #like YES KING DESTROY THEM #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #tian guan ci fu #mxtx #san lang #tgcf meme #heaven officials blessing

[theworstaceattorneycharacter]

"she whips people" god forbid women do anything

#franziska von karma #theworstaceattorneycharacterbracket #i'm joking of course you're free to dislike characters #that's what this bracket is about #but i'm franziska simp 😔 and it's incurable