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Batfamily as Shit My Friends Have Said - Part 9

Jason: "What does XO stand for?" Roy: "Hugs and kisses generally." Jason: "...In military terms, Roy."

Cas: “I say to you what I can’t say to my mom.”

Duke: "The unfortunate thing is- I was conscious."

Dick: "Hi God, I have a few issues to bring up to you."

Barbara: "Who's on piss patrol?"

Jason: “This is just like real life; you go to therapy, you use guns, you shoot a man.”

Stephanie, to Bruce: “The way you say that makes me sound like I hate all men but that’s not true. I tolerate you, the straightest whitest cisest man around.”

Damian: "You're a victim of your own stupidity." Tim: "That still makes me a victim."

Part 8 // TBC

#batfam #dc universe #batfamily #dc #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #incorrect batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #duke thomas #steph brown #damian wayne #damian al ghul #tim and damian #bruce wayne #roy harper

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Barbara: "You know, womanhood is a social construction."

Cass: "But lesbianism is a state of mind."

#incorrect batfam #incorrect batman #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #dc universe #batfamily #dc #batfam as shit my friends have said #batgirl #oracle

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Coming out of my slumber to tell all Trigun fans to listen to fish inside a birdcage and think about young Vash and Nai in that context.

Having fun crying fuckers

#trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #trigun vash #vash tristamp #vash the stampede #nai #trigun nai #millions knives #the humanoid typhoon #rem saverem #nai trigun #j speaks

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Thinking about priest Jason Todd and realizing that would be really fucking funny if he was just this die hard catholic.

Damian, invading his safe house again messing around like a little shit: What do you keep in this drawer? Tt- It's probably a knife.

Jason: My Bible.

Damian:

Damian: Your what?

Jason, deadpanned: My Bible.

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Dick: I know I will regret this

Dick: What's up with the altar candle's in front of Virgin Mary?

Jason: I pray for each soul I take.

Dick: I'm sorry– you what?

Jason: Each sould I take. When I kill people. So they find their way into purgatory. How do you think they are getting in hell? I light the candle, I pray for them *Looking at the candles* Your welcome.

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In the middle of a shooting with almost a hundred henchmen

Jason, whispering: If we get out of here alive I'll walk the entirety of Gotham's church stairs on my knees.

The signal, next to him: Because that definitely won't be nothing disturbing. Early mourning fuckin Redhood, walking on his knees to a church. You usual Sunday in Gotham city.

Jason: Shut up asshole I'm praying.

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Batman, inside of a church at nine pm doing an investigation: What are you doing here?

Jason lifting his head up from the church pew, holding his hands: The fuck look like I'm doing?

#jason todd hc #catholic!jason #priest jason todd #jason todd priest #jason todd #redhood #tw blasphemy #other’s au #I fuckin love this idea tho

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Also!!! I know he has like,,, 3 diff birthdays but!! ! Dick being a Scorpio King is something you can rip away from my cold dead hands. I need that man to be a messy water sign!!! (im not projecting at all)

needed to keep track of ages and birthdays for my most recent fic and while i could take the time to do math and look up alfred's age, that simply is not necessary and in my version of canon, he just can't die

#dick grayson #dc headcanons #scorpio nightwing #nightwing #batfam #bat family #dc #dcu

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needed to keep track of ages and birthdays for my most recent fic and while i could take the time to do math and look up alfred's age, that simply is not necessary and in my version of canon, he just can't die

#j speaks #j shitposts #dcu #dc #batfamily #alfred #alfred pennyworth #alfred is immortal gang

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I need my boys bloody and kissing

#jayroy #this could be about anyone tho #dc #jason todd #roy harper #royjay #red hood x arsenal #red hood #arsenal #arsenal x red hood

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I finally did it lol. JayRoy get together fic, chapter 1 up now.

explanation for my lack of posting in the ending notes btw

#jayroy fic #jayroy #red hood x arsenal #arsenal x red hood #red hood #arsenal #jason todd #roy harper #roy harper x jason todd #jason todd x roy harper #dc fic

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Jayroy and gallavich are the same ship in diff fonts and no one can convince me otherwise

#jason todd #Roy Harper #jayroy #gallavich #mickey milkovich #ian gallagher

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no i dont read comics yes i have firm beliefs and opinions about jason todd yes i think its very fun if everyone wants him but hes sex repulsed asexual

📞 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 📞

#dc comics #jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #asexual headcanon #meme redraw #batfam #dc universe #ace jason todd #other’s art

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Robin!Jason: “I bet you and Bruce will be bored when you guys retire.”

Selina: “I won’t. Unlike him, I have friends.”

#jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #dc universe #incorrect batfamily quotes #selina kyle #catwoman #robin jason todd #dc robin

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Jason: “Why are you eating spaghetti-os for breakfast?!”

Dick: “Why aren’t you eating spaghetti-os for breakfast?”

#he’s going through it #jason todd #batfam #dc universe #incorrect batfamily quotes #dick grayson #jason and dick #nightwing #dc robin #red hood

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like or reblog if u save

dont repost as your own

#jason todd #jason todd icon #red hood #red hood icon #outlaw #outlaw icon #dc #dc comics #dc icon #dc comics icon

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Jason, about Tim: "I can't believe you're being narsty in front of the baby."

Bruce: "The baby is going to be 21 in 4 hours."

Jason: "In my heart he's still 12 and asking me to play minecraft with him."

#jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect batfamily #incorrect quotes #incorrect batman #red hood #batman #red robin #robin

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Notes from my JayRoy fic (part two of this one) that should have it’s first chapter out soon.

#jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne #dc universe #j's dc headcanons #jason todd x roy harper #roy harper fic #roy harper x jason todd #roy harper #jayroy #jayroy fic #arsenal x red hood #red hood x arsenal

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The worldbuilding for Madoka Magica is so laughably ridiculous the more I think about it. There’s an entire conspiracy of alien ferrets bolstering human evolution because we are canonically so stupid we could not have done it on our own. Said alien ferrets have learned to harvest human emotions as an energy source to prevent the heat-death of the universe but EXCLUSIVELY target teenage girls because that’s the only demographic that emotes hard enough to do this viably. They also think having emotions is a mental illness. They start poking around the soul of a teenage lesbian and accidentally turn her into Satan and she is now hunting them for sport.

#madoka magica

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Keanu reeves is trapped in the body of an emo ravecore trans girl

#cyberpunk #cyberpunk 2077 #keanue reeves