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#perfection #have a happy quarantine yall

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I can’t find any words and I feel like I should be concerned

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Me_irl

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Two bros chill in’ in a hot tubbb, Five feet apart ‘cause they practice self isolation and don’t want to get the coronavirus.

#vine #have a happy quarantine yall

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Tumblr summarising my (social) life right now.

#not marvel #have a happy quarantine yall

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Bucky: Hey Sam I have an idea-

Sam: No.

Bucky: You haven’t heard it yet.

Sam: Based in your track record, I don’t think I need to.

Bucky:

Bucky: Fair point.

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Sam: I really wish you wouldn’t do that

Bucky: Do what?

Sam: Anything.

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T’Challa: So how is Sam doing at being the next Captain America?

Bucky: Actually really good.

*violent distant screams*

Bucky: I’m proud of him

*Loud crashing*

Bucky: He’s got it covered

*silence*

Bucky: K I need to check that he hasn’t accidentally killed himself

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Peter P: I’m sick of you guys treating me like a child. I may be a teen but it’s disrespectful and-

Steve: Why are you standing on a table?

Tony: He likes to feel tall.

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Bucky: When life gives you lemons..

Sam: Make lemonade?

Bucky: No. Squeeze the juice into the eyes of your foes.

Sam:

Sam: You’re going back to therapy.

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Steve: What the-

Sam: *tangled in telegraph wires* don’t ask.

Bucky: No no, you really should ask

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In wakanda

Bucky: *is still frozen*

Steve: So how long does it take to defrost him?

T’Challa: There was no instructions

Steve: Just whack it up to the highest temperature and see what happens

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Peter: Hey Dr Dr Dr Dr Dr Dr Banner

Bruce:

Peter: .... you have seven phds, right?

Bruce: ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᶦˢˢᵉᵈ ᵒⁿᵉ

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Peter P: *gets punched*

Peter P: Oh mother f-

Steve: Watch it.

Peter P: -trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

Steve:

Peter: I didn’t swear, you can’t lecture me now old man.

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Peter and Thor in Asgard

Thor: Welcome to Asgard spider-boy

Peter: *seeing the bifröst*

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: Mr Thor, have you ever played mario cart?

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Thor, to carol: I like this one.

*valkyrie kicks down door*

Val: NO

*shoves Thor out of the way*

Val: I LIKE THIS ONE. LET ME HAVE THIS ONE.

Yes. This has good lgbt energy

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*coughs* it’s definitely a yes

And Buck still has the duct tape!

🍣Third wheeling but with free food at least🍣

#sambucky #holy shit its so cute #falcon and the winter soldier