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Tony: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.

Pepper: Tony no.

Rhodey: Mistlefoe.

Pepper: Please stop encouraging him.

#marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes #tony stark #rhodey #pepper potts #iron man

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Headcannon 8

Sam does not know the difference between falcons and hawks and neither does Clint. Neither will admit this.

#marvel #mcu #mcu headcanons #sam wilsom #clint barton

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Not really a headcannon, just a funky little thought. What if Matt were ever to meet Loki or Thor or any of the other gods in the MCU? His little Catholic guilt ridden brain would explode.

#matt murdock #daredevil #marvel #mcu

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Wade: Is it really MY fault if my love language is acts of service, but all I know how to do is kill?

Peter 3: YES!

#marvel #incorrect quotes #spider man #deadpool #peter parker #wade wilson

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Headcannon 7

Loki looks so much like Hella because when Odin found him, he looked through Orin’s memories to find something that appealed to him. The most positive memories he found involved Hella.

#marvel #mcu #mcu headcanons #loki #loki headcanon

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Bucky's Blind Date: So...tell me something about yourself.

Bucky: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.

#mcu #incorrect quotes #marvel #bucky barnes #mcu incorrect quotes

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Headcannon 6

The Winter Soldier is the one responsible for the failed mission that took Rylie's life. Bucky knows this, Sam suspects this, neither of them discuss it because they assume the other doesn't know.

#marvel #mcu #mcu headcanons #captain america #the winter soldier #the falcon and the winter solider spoilers #slight angst #mcu angst #sam wilsom #bucky barnes

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Tony: If you never stop drinking, you never end up hangover.

Rhodey: It scares me that you genuinely believe that.

#marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes #tony stark #james rhodes #rhodey

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Charles: Erik, you have to stop killing humans!

Erik: I want a divorce!

Charles: We're not even married!

Erik: AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!

#marvel #x men #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #cherik #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes

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Headcannon 5

When he adopted Loki, Odin permanently took away Loki's Frost Giant form. Loki can only transform into their Frost Giant form when they either are touched by another Frost Giant or is in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters. And even then, Loki does not appear the size of a true Frost Giant. This also explains why they are in their Asguardian from while in the TVA, where magic does not exist. Loki cannot hide their Frost Giant form in the TVA because it was stolen from them long ago.

#loki series #mcu headcanons #marvel #loki #loki headcanon #mcu #mild angst

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Wade: Sorry daddy, but I've been naughty.

Matt, shaking his head in disappointment: For the last time Wade, it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned,".

Peter: Parton me male parental unit, but I hath dropped the ball on this one.

Matt, taking off his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose: Why are you two like this?

#wade wilson #deadpool #matt murdock #daredevil #peter parker #spiderman #incorrect quotes #marvel #team red #mcu

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Headcannon 4

Shang and Katy have gotten "engaged" a total of 12 times. Whenever they go out to eat with a group of people, one of them proposes to the other in order to get free stuff. It has become an unspoken competition of who can propose first and who can give a better improvised speech. Bonus points if they make someone cry. All of their other friends hate them for this.

#shang chi #legend of the ten rings #katy chen #marvel #mcu #mcu headcanons

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Yelena: Have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Kate: No...

Yelena: Yeah you have.

Kate: No, I haven't.

Yelena: You've literally heard it already.

Kate: NO I HAVEN'T.

Yelena: Yes you have.

Kate: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

Yelena: You're acting a bit crazy right now Katelyn.

Kate: It's Katherine!

Yelena: No it's not.

#incorrect mcu quotes #kate bishop #yelena belova #marvel #hawkeye

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Headcannon 3:

Steve has been banned from Twitter a total of 7 times. Each time was due to him violating their no hate speech rule. He has sent threats and colorful language to politicians, anti-vacors, homophobic bigots, and racist assholes. He also regularly calls out Neo Nazis and has been personally blocked by JK Rolling on three separate occasions. Each time he is banned, he just makes a new account. No one knows he knows what Twitter is, except Peter, the one who signed him up the first time as a joke.

#MCU #steve rogers #marvel headcanons #captain america

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Headcannon 2:

To make up for the five birthdays he missed, Scott threw a huge party for Cassie. He tries to “recreate” her 13-17th birthdays in a cute, dorky way only Scott could do. He also does this no where near her actual birthday. He wakes her up with a “HAPPY 13th BIRTHDAY PEANUT!” and end the day with her turning 17.

#scott lang #ant man #mcu headcanons #cassie lang #marvel fluff

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Headcannon 1:

Mobius wanted to see how Loki would react to trying different Midguardian candies for the first time. He started with a singular M&M and needless to say, he thought Loki’s reaction was adorable. It was all fun and games until he gave Loki a War Head. Loki gave him the silent treatment for two straight weeks and is still not completely over it.

#marvel headcanons #loki series #lokius