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Yeah... no. No more pickles.

#pickles #pickle rick #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #meme #wut #lol #why #no

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I need one of these like now. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/junr/?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=&AID=11555940&utm_source=cj&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_campaign=affiliates&PID=7966799&CJID=4671876

#pikachu #pokemon #pokeball #piggy bank #bank #kawaii #japan #thinkgeek

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I'm a fatass when it comes to food tbh..

#food #yumyum #chicken #nugget #free #meme #dank memes #funny memes #friends #forever

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Bruh 😂

#home #home depot #funny memes #funny #lmao #liar #wut #fire #dank memes

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Completely me in a nutshell 😶

#flirting #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #destiel #crowlykingofhell #carry on my wayward son #meme #love #love life #fandom #trying #diy #akward #born this way #awkward #that awkward moment #rip me

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Candy Corn Pizza

Yields 1 large pizza

The things you’ll need

Ingredients Dough

1 package active dry yeast

1 ½ teaspoons sugar

1 cup warm water

2 ½ cups bread flour

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 teaspoon salt

Sauce

2 tablespoons all-purpose flour

½ teaspoon garlic powder

¼ teaspoon onion powder

2 tablespoons unsalted butter

1 cup whole milk

¼ cup shredded parmesan cheese

Salt and pepper to taste

Topping

Finely shredded mozzarella cheese

Finely shredded mild cheddar cheese

Finely shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Equipment

Large mixing bowl

Medium mixing bowl

Wooden spoon

Olive oil

Small mixing bowl

Medium pan

Whisk

Small fork

Rolling pin

Rubber spatula

Pizza pan

Clean kitchen towel

Let’s get started!

Preheat oven to 450°F.

In a mediumm bowl, whisk and dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water. Let stand until foamy and creamy, about 10 minutes.

Stir in half of the flour, oil, and salt. Add in remaining flour and then knead until smooth. Place into a clean greased bowl and cover with a kitchen towel.

To make sauce, whisk together flour, garlic, and onion powder. Melt butter in a pan over medium heat. Whisk in flour mixture until paste forms. Slowly pour in milk while continually whisking until thickened. Remove from heat and stir in parmesan. Add salt and pepper to taste.

Place dough onto a lightly floured surface and pat or roll into a large circle.

Transfer dough to a lightly greased pizza pan. Prick the surface all over with a fork and bake at 450°F for 5 minutes.

Remove from oven and cover dough with a thin layer of sauce. Top with cheeses in a candy corn pattern: mozzarella in the center, mild cheddar in the middle, and sharp cheddar on the outer edge.

Bake again at 350°F for 8 to 10 minutes.

TaDa! Get corny this Hallowee with this Candy Corn Pizza!

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Which went back to facebook. And is now back on tumblr. Love the way the world works. #inception

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This is oddly satisfying..

Pasta Machine

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Uh

When you have to admit someone’s super cute.

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Lol

school cum

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The Simpsons have done everything!!!

#donald trump #presidency #america #usa #united states #stupid #people #politics #social #media #famous #idiot #the simpsons #predictions #conspiracy #theory #true #organized

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Lol

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No lie.. I hate when this happens..

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Omg!!!! Just found this Keyblade in the Disney Store.

#disney #keyblade #kingdom hearts #sora #kairi #square enix #love #unique #store #secret #Mickey mouse #riku

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This is way too cute. Should've thought about this when I shaved the side of my head..

#shaved #head #hair #style #sun #beautiful #cute #hairstyle #design

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Don’t be that one guy plz.