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what happens when I miss you

Oh, ALI!!!!  MY HEART!!!!  Submitted by my dear friend grogblossom

#friends #wind tunnels #brotherhood #sisterhood #stepfatherhood #exaunthood #new york #riot #girls girls girls #ladies #grog

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"we are your friends."

YES, you truly are.  Birds of a scraggly, weathered, mutated feather.  <3

#fan flash #ladies #amistad #submission

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"The Hunt"

Before there were words... there were faces.

#prehistory #caves #mastodons #mammoths #whatsthedifference #tusks #ringo #listen for your hoofsteps #clubbin' #furs #raw meat #short lifespans #nomads actually #cavepainting #art #history #discoveries #gathering #fire #granderthal #cavemanderthal #evolution #ancestry #hairitage

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Photos from my first day on land.  

#origins #evolution #devo #primordial ooze #slimetime #tropics #sand #birthday #darwinism #blogs #art #science #beach #summer #crabwalking #crabtalking #badcaulking #backtalking #sunburns #venus de wylo #long slithers on the beach

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"Studying for the LSAD"

This Fan Flash comes from Amelia, who is going to mf'ing SLAY the LSAT tomorrow.  And then be the raddest, baddest lawyer out there.  GOOD LUCK BAYBAY <3 <3 <3

#slay down the law #prisonbarz #fan flash #art #girls #ladies #riot #LSAT #lawyers #old men #standardized tests #wrinkles #gray hair #futures #achievement #horror #suffering #scantronz #drop out of school #wtf

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This glorious 18th-century Face Forever (?) is by Franz Xaver Messerschmidt (1736-1783).  If you ignore the fact that these busts were inspired by the grimaces Messerschmidt made while seized by horrific pain, you are free to appreciate what fine face-making skills he demonstrates, not to mention his sculpting skills.  Click here to see more of Messerschidt's "Character Heads."

#faces #art #sculpture #messerschmidt #wtf #legendary #pain #suffering #no pain no gain #stuck faces #face 4 evz #historical face flash #now you know #learn something dumdum #jealousy #awe #admiration #validation #proof that Face Flash is art #so suck it

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DREAMZ COME TRUE Y'ALL

#ladies #girls #women #riot #wtf #luncheons #broaches #fancy #birfdayz #love #solidarity #fightin' words #innerbeauty #dinnerbeauty #grilled salmon #fuckshitup

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#frosty #carols #yule #sleighbellz #nevaseensnow #iceicebaby #creepy old xmas claymation #abominaballa #parson brown #corncobs #horndogs #sleighbobs #white xmas #christmas #bognog #eggblog #rum #family #wtf #lol

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"Snowplow Jenkins"

Yes, the Detroit winter is rough-- but it ain't rougher than this old broad.

#jobs #people in the neighborhood #girlpower #icy tombs #snowangels #xmas #roadways #highways #lifeways #chickenfried steak #colder'n a witch's tit #girls #wtf #humanity #cussin' #smokin' #drinkin' #plowin' #bloggin' #duck collection #moles #warts

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"Compleat Bardom"

Suck it hard, Bard. -Remy

This special edition Finalz Face Flash covers the evolution of my feelings toward the work of one William Shakespeare.  

Not pictured: bleeding eyes; sleuthin my way through the final exam

#4.0GPA #a midsummer nightmare #apathy #as you hate it #beards #bookwormz #dean'z list #dropoutofschool #dust #h8skool #mold #not impressed #professorialism #rotspur #scamlet #sex #shit's played out #student loanz #blogging

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So now we know that Hell is a 7-11 where the only things to eat are chicken portions.   Great... now I'm hungry.  Thanks, Clayton!

#hell #ain't a thang eat a chicken wang #fried beaks #fun with factory farming #hot n' ready #meat lamp #blogging #gas station gourmet #mmmm #greasetraps #chomp

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My mom is so supportive.

#empty nest #parenting #bonding #wombs #encouragement #love #moms

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"Make 'Em Sweat"

Ladies I think you know what I'm talking about!!!

#boys #girls #sex #romance #innamoramento #longing gazes #hard2get #flirtin' #blogs #trains

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Triumph.  I HAVE RETURNED!  Was away all summer attending face-making conferences and workshops.  Really learned a lot.  More to come.  

#triumph #victory #mountaineering #high altitude training #seminars #leaving the house

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Need a fresh pack uh smokes?  Go see Al at yer local Stop n' Shop.

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#al #art #beef jerky #boston baked beans #civilization #employee discounts #fake wood paneling #hell #lemonheads #lotto #off-brand condoms #photo #pickled pigs feet #porn mags #ring pops #shopping #sins #slobs #those gross red eggs #wtf

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Today, a special vintage Face Flash- from a time when this News Site was just a twinkle in my crinkly eye.  This photo marked a turning point in my career when Erma Kyriakos  gave me one of the highest compliments I've ever received: "That doesn't even look like a person."

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#vintage #wtf #vignette #sepia #art #photography #bragging #humanity

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"Your Creepy Uncle"

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#uncles #family ties #public parks #park benches #unemployed people #creeps #sunglasses #sunshine #gambling addictions #wtf #art #photography #nice shades!