Are you indirectly asking me to make azaull let jesse and amy talk again
//I just like making Amy depressed from time to time lol
//but it wouldn't be a bad idea...
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@thenextchapterbegins asked: "your puns are invalid because your short and being short rules out everything, sorry had to break it to yah."
⚙️ → ❝ Sorry! I can't hear you over this 30 MILLION DOLLAR SUIT! ❞
She spins donuts around the boy.
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"You know~✨
There’s a lovely demoness named @redstainedglasses that procures many curiosities and artifactsssss. I strongly recommend paying her a visit, she may have what you’re looking for~"
"Oh. Oh!"
If the skeleton could smile, his natural grin would be wider under his mask. Neophytos clapped his gloved hands together in glee, hopping in place to show his excitement. What an exquisite piece of information! Perhaps then he'd be allowed to move forward in his quest.
"Thank you, Lord Alexander! You are too kind, good sir. I will pay her a visit as soon as possible. In return..."
A quick search deep inside one of his hidden pockets brought forth a small uncut fire opal stone, still attached to a few pieces of rock. Neophytos offered the stone to the male before him.
"Maybe this will be enough for your help?"
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney
we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article
it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.
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actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
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