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cupidford · 9 months

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Matchmaking for Solitary Animals by ArwaMachine

Johnlock Love Letters #2319

Following Sherlock’s return from the dead, he's a bit more keen on entertaining gentlemen callers, a fact that seems to make John irrationally angry. Intent on proving that he’s not a total dick, John makes it his mission to find Sherlock a boyfriend.

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charlesoberonn · 2 months

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points #10k #20k #50k #100k

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tothechaos · 2 months

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

#im gonna give myself an ulcer.#1k #5k #10k #25k #50k #100k

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knightofleo · 29 days

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

#amaury guichon #100k

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coalashslurry · 4 months

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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

#1k #10k #100k

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datasoong47 · 4 months

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#100 notes #500 notes #1k notes #5k notes #10k notes #25k notes #50k notes #75k notes #100k notes

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penroseparticle · 5 months

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

#1k notes #10k notes #100k notes

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fleshdyke · 3 months

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

#rambles #100 #1k #10k #20k #50k #70k #100k

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the-overanalyst · 6 months

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it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

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ubercharge · 10 months

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

#kite.img #reddit #r/shittyfoodporn #i give reddit a peek every other day or so and sometimes it floors #100k

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cupidford · 9 months

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The Q-Axis by Calais_Reno

Johnlock Love Letters #2318

Assassin John leaves a train and attempts to find his way to the surface. Once above ground, he begins to notice discrepancies in the world around him. He calls this new reality the Q-axis. Meanwhile, detective Sherlock Holmes tries to solve a series of puzzling murders, all of which seem linked to a man who doesn’t exist.