#*checks watches

[someonestrawberry]

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

#check the notes for a surprise visitor :)) #fun fact i made this post before i watched saw x and successfully predicted the self brain surgery trap #saw 2004 #saw franchise #amanda young #hollytalks!

[diadraws]

*knocking on mlb fandoms door* what if theyre dating as civilians but are rival supervillains who wanna steal each others miraculous to make the wish. and they fucking ahte eachother. where are you going come ba

#miraculous ladybug #shadybug #claw noir #toxinelle #griffe noir #adrinette #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ml paris special #dia draws #digital #fanart #apologies for the state of these i have a meeting with my boss in *checks watch* right now #she has him in a wrestling hold but i drew it badly

[wolfythewitch]

Do you think Jesus ever felt homesick. Do you think he missed his mom

#wolfy religious tedtalks #thinking about tjat time i went to china for like two months #for a study program #and i had a banger time it was great #but when i went to bed at night id sort of just sit around #and it was already like 11 pm and my parents were asleep #i couldnt really call them #but id sit and read or watch some videos or eat noodles and check the clock and look at that its 2am #what i wouldnt give for a hug right about now #do you think that after all his miracles he would crawl into an unfamiliar bed and he would think of his own in nazareth

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from: #15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50% #like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water'' #which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong..... #182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week. #ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS. #men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health. #this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become. #like they don't try to hide it anymore.

[ahhrenata]

Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie hears him. He keeps his eyes closed and just listens- to Steve grumbling to himself when his hair doesn’t sit quite right, who starts to hum and whisper some catchy song. Eddie turns his sleepy gaze onto Steve as he shuffles around their room- watching quietly as he slips on his clothes, his shoes, a simple chain with Eddie’s ring around his neck. A warm, affectionate smile breaks across his face. Before he leaves, Steve glances at what he expects to be a sleeping Eddie, but instead, he’s met with a rasped, ‘Hey.’ Eddie sits himself up, stretches his arm across Steve’s side of the bed, and reaches, fingers wiggling. Steve crosses the room to cradle his face.

Their foreheads press, noses bump, and Steve brushes his fingers across scars and dimples.

He breathes a quiet,

‘Sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you.’

Eddie huffs a tired laugh,

‘You know I never mind.’

Because, yeah.

Every morning Steve tries to stay quiet while he gets ready for work, but Eddie always hears him.

( another one from the poll | WIP )

#in my feels this fine morning #eddie cant let steve go without his goodbye smooch #i imagine eddie would sleep through anything #but i also like to think he lets himself wake up #he likes to watch Steve’s morning routine #which may or may not include winking at himself in the mirror when his final once over checks out #steddie #steddie fanart #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #i changed Steve’s face from the WIP.. it needed better angling #I’m not a writer so please ignore grammar and whatever other problems lol #i type like i read it in my head #so hopefully it sounds alright

[askinsufferableprickmod]

actually checking out pesterquest for the first time and

lmaooo nailed it B)

#he truly is Just like me fr.... #watching a dub of it on yt its fun #will prob actually check out friendsim soon 2 #rambles

[rileyclaw]

turn on the lights, this cannot last forever

watching and dreaming promo

#i woke up and saw that trailer had dropped 5 minutes before i checked my phone. something out there needed me awake #the owl house #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming #toh season 3 #luz noceda #amity blight #hunter noceda #gus porter #willow park #the owl house spoilers #this episode is gonna fuck so HARDDDDD its ticking all my fav trope boxes so far from just 44 seconds of promo material omg #guys im sweating sm i sat down chugged a monster and didnt move a muscle until this was done. my demons #hdhfdhfgdjhgd guys!!!! im so unwell

[s0fter-sin]

everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions

when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away

what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again

#ghost picks it up when he watches him meticulously read the ingredients lists on the bottles when he goes shopping with him once #he knows enough about products to know that when you find one that works you keep using it #so hes confused when he sees soap put back a moisturiser hes certain hes seen in his little bag #he waits for him to leave the aisle and checks the bottle #which is when he sees the new and improved formula sticker on the back #he memorises the ingredients and when he checks the bottle in soaps room sure enough theres an ingredient missing #thats when he puts it together #it seems his little intro into guerrilla warfare had sparked some ideas in his sergeant #and hes so damn proud it takes him off guard for a second #he hadnt expected him to keep up with it not when hed rarely need the knowledge #but he is and hes doing it all on his own using his own expertise and forethought #the pride has to make room for a difference kind of warmth at the sheer competency on display in front of him #the next day he drops a new product with the missing ingredient on soaps head #the soldiers around them are shocked that hed indulge in soaps prissiness #hes the only that that sees the feral glint in soaps eye as he thanks him and starts going on about the benefits of looking after your skin #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #ghost x soap #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost mw2 #cod ghost #cod soap #soap mw2 #soap mactavish #cod mwii #call of duty #we’re a team. ghost team

[homoesia]

soukoku dance (insp by episode 507)

#soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai #chuuya #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd fanart #my art #bungou gay dogs #yes basically i watched the dazai and sigma dance scene and i what if dazai and vampire chuuya danceded #after dazai finishes bullying chuuya (first pic) he no longer humans him back to normal (second pic) #and then they look at each other like in the movie #bungou stray dogs spoilers #also chuuya is wearing a crop top #idk if he was actually wearing a crop top in the 7 seconds he was on screen i didnt check #oh yes also click for BIG very BIG resolution

[cerulean-tea]

happy 413!! to the webcomic that changed my life 5 years ago ⭐️

#homestuck #413 #hey guys *checks watch* happy 413 #my eyes are dry from how hard i grinded to finish this today HEJDKLEDKDKD #rose lalonde #jade harley #dave strider #john egbert #beta kids #i wanted to make it so all the kids contributed to johns cake haha #like rose lighting the candles and dave uh using his gear as a plate LOL and then jade appearifying the cake (that was pretty subtle tho) #like actually tilted the trajectory of my life #i couldve still been really into danganronpa or voltron idk

[ionomycin]

My half of our Essek art trade with the amazing @zmeess ! I've been obsessed with this Aeor outfit they designed for him since forever...♡

#critical role #essek thelyss #everyone's favorite hot boi #go check out zem's art there are so many gorgeous pieces #their essek is the Most Essek of all time for me #i haven't watched any cr in ages now but i still love one elf #the brainrot won't leave me

[deep-spacediver577]

#Danny Phantom #I feel OLD... #I'm in my 20's and watched this while it was still airing on cable #I wanted to do Phanniversary but my mind settled for the ''it's been done before'' Danniversary one #this is all I could cook up due to life not going my way... #I made Nickie more ''ceepy'' looking because why not! #Now I will meditate my faves from the series... #But seriously is it really 20? I'm always triple checking...

[ladysqueakinpip]

what started as the desire to draw The Donnies in their Iconic Purple Jackets just devolved into Donnie's Bizarre Adventures

#tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mutant mayhem #rise donnie #rise donatello #mm donnie #mm donatello #squeaky art #i imagine they saw each other across the room and rise! donnie pointed to mm! donnies hoodie #and then they had a fanboy Mind Meld moment and just reenacted this on the spot #im SO proud of how the purple dragon jacket turned out #it was a lot of work to draw but it was worth it #ive been wanting to draw that jacket since like... august... and now i can finally check it off my bucket list #just FYI i dont know anything about jojo never watched it never will

[actuallyitskal]

i love how in the show, when luke is explaining to percy that all demigods want glory he says that "it's something that attaches to your name". and percy is just surprised. as if in the future percy's name wasn't enough to scare monsters off even in the goddamn tartarus

this show is so perfect and it does great job forshadowing. personally im just waiting for annabeth to give percy the "names are important" talk.

#im paraphrasing #i just watched the show but i don't feel like checking what exactly did luke say #anyway #it's wild #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson show #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson series #annabeth chase #luke castellan

[meirimerens]

the crescent-crowned

#pathologic 2 #pathologic #herb brides #nonsexual nudity / #my art #watched tautumeitas' spodrē manu augumiņu video & #got entranced by the head pieces of plants and twigs... #so. herb brides hairstyles exercise. heb bwides sigils exercise. #yaaaaayy brides [NEGLECTING 54 OLDER WIPS] #check this out [puts the Pleiades & the Taurus constellations as seen #from Ulan-Ude on today 9:45PM (with artistic liberties with the closeness) in the bg] #this would be my portfolio tag if i had a portfolio [portfolio tag]

[sillyfairygarden]

guitar emoji

#jazz au? move over i don’t know her. its uhh. checks watch. rocker cleo time #another instanxe of thello treating zombiecleo like a fashion doll ^_^ #zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #mcyt #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #thellos art corner